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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TRADITIONAL JAPANESE
MUSIC PLAYING)
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You know the best thing
about being a carrot farmer
in Japan?
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You add a little tuna
and you've got carrot sushi.
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(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
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(GULPS)
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Who was that?
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I am Cal the Samurai.
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I am the greatest warrior
in all of Japan.
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I defeat all
who are in my zone.
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My Cal zone.
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-(HORSE NICKERS)
-A-ha!
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I will defeat this cart.
(GRUNTS)
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I will defeat these carrots.
(GRUNTS)
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And I will defeat this horse.
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(GRUNTING)
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(WHINNIES)
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(LAUGHING)
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Hey, you can't come in here
and start slicin' and dicin'
my stuff.
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This is my farm.
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Not anymore.
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I have defeated you.
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Now, get out of here, loser!
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(BUGS SCREAMING)
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Of course, you know
this means war.
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(WHISPERS) Samurai war.
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Watch as I defeat you,
spicy tuna roll.
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(LAUGHING AND CHOMPING)
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(IMITATING SIREN BLARING)
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Hold it right there.
Samurai police.
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I heard there was a samurai
operating without a license.
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No. Um, yeah,
I have a samurai license
right here.
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This license expired
five years ago.
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Uh, what do I do?
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Well, I can either
write you a ticket or you
can go to samurai school.
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I will go to samurai school.
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(TRADITIONAL JAPANESE
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Welcome to samurai school,
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the school where we teach you
all things samurai.
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I am Sensei Bugs.
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I am going to take you
through a series of tests
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so that you can get
your samurai license back.
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I am ready to pass the test.
(GROANS)
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What was that for?
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Your first test.
A samurai must be able
to defend himself
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from a sneak attack
at anytime.
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But I wasn't ready--
(GROANS)
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A real samurai
would have sensed
I was going to attack him.
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In order to sharpen
your skills,
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you will put on this blindfold
while I attack you.
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Ouch! Ooh!
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Now, let's work
on your swordsmanship.
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(CAL GRUNTS)
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Take these two swords
and chop up these onions.
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Now, chop up these eggs,
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chop this tofu,
put oil in this grill,
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steam this rice,
flip that egg over your head,
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make that onion
into a little volcano.
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Mmm. (CHOMPING)
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Congratulations, you passed.
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(CAL GROANS)
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-Argh!
-BUGS: Hey, metal-head!
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It is I, Samurai Bugs,
prepare to be vanquished.
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And you can prepare
to be split in half.
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Then I will dice you
into itty, bitty-- Hey!
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Hey, what kind
of samurai are you?
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A dodgeball samurai.
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(RAPID GRUNTING)
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You surrender?
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Never! (GAGS)
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Good. 'Cause I'm just
gettin' started.
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(GRUNTS)
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Then two
can play at this game.
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(GRUNTING)
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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(YELPS, GRUNTS)
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(STRAINING) Oh! Oh!
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(GROWLS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Looks like Cal went
from playing dodgeball
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to getting dodge-mauled.
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(GIGGLING)
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-Hold it right there.
-Oh?
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FSA. Forest Security
Administration.
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You have to go through
the metal detector
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before you go into the forest.
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-(BUZZING)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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Bring it back.
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All right, buddy,
lose the skirt, shoes too.
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Ugh. Fine.
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-(BUZZING)
-Whoa! No, no, no, no, no.
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Let me hit you with a wand.
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Arms up, now.
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(SCANNER TRILLING)
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-(BEEPING)
-What is this?
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My St. Zonicus medallion.
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(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
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I've never taken it off.
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Lose the necklace, buddy.
Come on. Keep it movin'.
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We got a line formin' now.
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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Finally.
Can I have my clothes back?
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Sure. Catch.
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(GRUNTS) Whoa!
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(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
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That is it. I challenge you
to a sumo wrestling match.
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You're on.
Step right this way.
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Ha! I will crush you.
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
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Oh, no, no, no.
You're not wrestling me.
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You're wrestling
Sue the Moo.
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You're sumoo wrestling.
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Then I will crush that cow.
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I will crush that cow
with my sumo strength.
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Don't let the name fool ya.
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(GRUNTING)
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Sue's a bull.
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He's a bull named Sue.
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(HUFFING)
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(GRUNTS) Ouch!
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(GROANING)
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-I have... Ooh!
-(THUDDING)
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Been... Ahhh! Defeated.
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(SUE BELLOWING)
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Looks like that bull
has Cal by the horns.
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-(CAL GROANS)
-And look what I got.
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(SING-SONG) My zone!
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(STATIC WARBLES)
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Hello, and welcome to
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Tad Tucker'sWild Walkabout.
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I'm your incredible host,
Tad Tucker.
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Mwah!
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Jealous much?
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Today, we're going to explore
the ferocious predators
of the jungle.
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(GROWLS)
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-(TAD WHIMPERING)
-(GROWLING)
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(LAUGHING EMBARRASSEDLY)
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What makes me
such a great host?
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Other than my good looks
and stunning personality,
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it's that
I'm so still stealth-like,
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I'm able to show you
these magnificent animals
in their natural habitat.
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Like that ordinary duck
swimming in the pond.
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We'll get up nice and close
so he won't even notice.
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♪ I'm gonna to lay down
my heavy load
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♪ Down by the riverside
Whoo!
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♪ Down by that riverside ♪
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-Aye, knock it off.
-What? I'm trying
to be entertaining.
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Gotta show the folks at home
I got the goods.
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-Please, folks,
the phone lines are open.
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Call up now and vote for me,
Daffy Duck.
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Make sure I'm voted
into the next round.
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This isn't a talent contest.
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It's a nature documentary.
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I'm trying to film
the ferocious creatures
in the wild,
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so I need all you animals
to act natural.
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(GRUNTS)
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Boring!
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Tell you what,
why don't you let me help you
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make this TV show
something people would
actually want to watch?
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No! Tad Tucker
doesn't need help
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making anything
more entertaing.
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I'm spicy enough as it is.
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Phew! Your breath's
more smelly than spicy.
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Get out of here,
you crazy duck.
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-(SCREAMING)
-(THUD)
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Hoy, sorry about that, folks,
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everyone wants to be
in showbiz.
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Now, come with me
and let me show you
these creatures
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up close and personal.
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(FIREWORKS EXPLODE)
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Here are the kings
and queens of the jungle.
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The fierce, savage lions.
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These are true predators
that will attack any creature
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who dares even approach them.
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♪ Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo
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♪ A-mah-boom,
mah-boom, mah-boom! ♪
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Hoy, get out of there, Duck.
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Oh, come on, you can't expect
people to watch a bunch
of sleeping cats.
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This is my documentary.
Now, get lost!
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(ROARING)
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Oh. Good kitties, right--
(SCREAMS)
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(THUDDING)
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(GROANING) Hi, there.
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Huh. Sorry about that.
Cat got my tongue.
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And everything else,
for that matter.
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Now, you're in
for a real treat.
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Not only do you get
to look at me,
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but you'll get to witness
an animal grudge match.
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You see that there?
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That's a wild honey badger.
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Now watch what happens when
he meets his mortal enemy,
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a cobra snake.
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A cobra approaches the badger.
(STRAINING)
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Once these two lock
in brutal battle,
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the only way out
is certain doom. Watch.
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-(GROWLING)
-(HISSING)
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DAFFY: And we're back,
with everyone's favorite
daytime talk show,
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Why So Mad?
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Mortal enemies,
can they learn to get along?
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I'm your host, Daffy Duck.
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Now let's find out,
why so mad?
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Mr. Honey Badger,
Miss Cobra tells us you tried
to eat her egg babies.
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(AUDIENCE GASPS)
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(SOBBING)
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You know, Mr. Badger,
it's never too late
for second chances because...
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You are the father.
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(BOTH GASP)
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Stop! You're ruining my show.
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This isn't supposed to be
all lovey-dovey.
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It's supposed to be violent.
(GRUNTS)
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Now I demand
that you two fight.
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-(METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-Fight! Scratch! Scream!
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Show no mercy!
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-(GROWLING)
-(HISSING)
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Oh, no. (SCREAMS)
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Don't be sad, Tad,
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you'll be glad,
'cause we'll be right back
with,Why So Mad?
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TAD: Help!
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Now this is something
I wanted you all to see.
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These gorillas are even
more magnificent
than I could imagine.
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They are strong,
powerful and handsome.
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Just like yours truly.
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We have to be very careful,
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the last thing we want to do
is startle them--
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-Surprise! Happy birthday!
-(TAD WHIMPERING)
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(TAD GROANING)
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So, who wants cake?
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(GRUNTS, MOANS)
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Save me a corner piece.
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Now this is what
I'm talking about.
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We hit the jackpot.
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This is the watering hole,
where a bunch
of jungle animals
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-gather to drink and bathe.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)
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We're seeing these creatures
in their natural habitat.
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This is true, honest
animal behavior.
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Tad Tucker
always delivers the...
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-Hey! Stop it!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
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What do you think
you're doing?
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It's a flash mob.
Pretty cool, huh, brah?
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No! These animals
shouldn't be dancing.
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Animals need
to act like animals.
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This is what
you should be doing.
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(IMITATING GORILLA GRUNTING)
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"I'm a gorilla,
I'm smelly and scratchy."
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"I'm a gazelle, so graceful."
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"Look at me,
my nose is a faucet."
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"Oh, I'm a hippo,
this is what you sound like."
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00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:51,592
(IMITATING HIPPO ROARING)
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00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,622
(IMITATING MONKEY CHATTERING)
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00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:56,988
And so concludes
Tad Tucker'sWild Walkabout.
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00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,127
Honk, I am an animal!
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00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:03,133
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-(TAD HOOTING)
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00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:04,757
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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