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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GIGGLES) I love flying south
for the winter.
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In just a few hours,
I'll be on the beach
chatting up a cute little...
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Or I'll hit this satellite
and plummet to the ground.
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(YELLS)
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(THUDS)
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(GROANS AND EXCLAIMS)
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(CHUCKLING)
You know, here in Area 51,
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we usually have to go
looking for the aliens.
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But this one dropped
right into our backyard.
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Take him to
the observation pen.
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We'll make him tell us
all his alien secrets.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GROANS) Where am I?
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(LAUGHS)
Welcome to Area 51, freak.
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You name your areas?
I name my areas, too!
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This is my elbow area.
This is my eating area.
Ah!
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And this little area down here
is my--
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Enough!
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Area 51 is a prison
for aliens like you.
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What? You think I'm an alien?
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That's right. Now tell me
all your alien secrets.
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This ought to be interesting.
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All right.
I'll give you
all my secrets.
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But I want something
in return.
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You'll get nada.
Zero. Zilch.
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Ooh, I love zilch.
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That's like Mediterranean
food, right?
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You get pita bread in it?
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Zilch means nothing!
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Pity, really.
I was looking forward
to telling you all about
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the origins of the universe,
intergalactic space-travel,
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how to impress girls
at parties...
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Oh, fine. What do you want?
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I am so glad you asked.
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A king-sized bed,
a continental breakfast,
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a bucket of ice,
a flat-screen TV,
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a Jacuzzi filled with your
finest macaroni and cheese,
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and a life-like animatronic
statue of former president,
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Rutherford B. Hayes.
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And it was that summer
I deployed federal troops
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to squash the great railroad
strike of 1877.
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Okay, alien.
I got everything you wanted.
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Now tell me your secrets!
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You got it. Right after
I finish my bay leaf
tapioca malt.
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(SLURPING)
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(AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SLURPING)
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-(SLURPING LOUDLY)
-(GRUMBLING)
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(SLURPING CONTINUES)
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(GROWLING)
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That's enough!
Tell me
your alien secrets now!
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I'd be more than happy to.
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Now, lean in close so I can
whisper them in your ear.
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Here's my secret.
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-I swiped your keys
when you weren't looking.
-Huh?
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How the...
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Get back here,
you crazy alien!
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Stop! You were
just with the alien.
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We've got to decontaminate
the alien germs off of you.
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(WHISTLES)
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That's right.Strip him and scrub him, boys.
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(GROANING AND SPUTTERING)
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Keep scrubbing, boys.
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Get all those nooks
and crannies.
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Psst. It's me, folks.
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Daffy Duck.
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Enough! Get that alien!
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DAFFY EXCLAIMING)
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He went into
the transportation tubes.
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There's that alien!
Grab him!
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(TASERS CRACKLING)
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(YELLING)
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DAFFY: Good job. Now we can
throw him in the brain scanner
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and learn
all his alien secrets.
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This won't hurt a bit.
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(BEEPING AND WHIRRING)
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Can we keep him, Mommy?
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(BALLOON POPS)
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(CRYING)
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No, Freckles. Don't go!
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I can change!
I can change!
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Freckles!
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Ugh. These secrets
are depressing.
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Huh! Probably should've opened
the roof first.
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So a pimento is
the thing inside an olive?
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Hey! That's the General!
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If that's the General,
then who was the other guy?
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Why, it was me!
Daffy Duck!
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Woo and hoo.
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Get that alien!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Well, lookie here.
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UFO, you're my new BFF.
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LOL. BRB!
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-Hey!
-DAFFY: Oh, boys!
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-(EXPLOSION)
-(YELLING)
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See ya laser!
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Ooh!
Two can play at this game!
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Uh-oh. He's catching up
with me.
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Well. Them's the brakes.
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What?
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My brakes!
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Oh, dearie me!
Somebody must've cut
his brake lines.
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It was me, Daffy Duck!
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(YELLING)
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Well, if I'm gonna fly south
for the winter,
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I might as well
do it in style.
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Toodles!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, goodie goodie.
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Usually we have to go
looking for the aliens.
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But this one dropped
right into our backyard.
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PORKY: This is just great.
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My first vacation in years
and I'm spending it
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lost in an Egyptian wasteland.
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Not all who wander
are lost, chum.
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Besides,
I had to get away from
that boring tourist group.
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But I wanted to see
the pyramids!
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We're going off the beaten
path to see way cooler stuff.
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Like this lamp for instance.
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Oh, yeah.
An old lamp is way cooler
than giant ancient pyramids.
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Do I detect a hint of
sarcasm in your voice?
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Oh, it's not a hint.
It's a whole truck load!
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I didn't come all the way
to Egypt to see a dirty,
old lamp.
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Hmm, it is a bit dusty.
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(SQUEAKS)
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I'm here! I'm here!
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Roll out the red carpet
and fire up the spotlight!
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The genie is on stage
for one night only!
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BOTH: Genie? Lamp?
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Lamp genie?
Genie lamp!
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Looks like you boys
rubbed me the right way.
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And now, you're both gonna
get a chance to make a wish.
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Now, get on in here.
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DAFFY: Wow.
The inside of your lamp
is huge.
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I'll say.
My electric bill
is through the roof.
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Now what can I do for you?
Your wish is my command.
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Oh, boy. I wish for
a new pair of slippers.
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I don't think you understand.
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I can give you anything
in the world you want.
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You gotta think
bigger than that.
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Now, wish for something
beyond your greatest hopes
and dreams.
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(GASPS)
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Then I wish to have my feet
submerged in giant buckets
of chocolate pudding.
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Well. It's not
my place to judge.
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(SIGHS) Now, that's the stuff.
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Oh. Tastes so good.
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Okay. Enough small potatoes.
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It's my turn.
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And I wish for a gold-plated
mini monster truck
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with all the bells
and whistles.
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-(ENGINE REVVING)
-Come to papa!
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I wish for an oak tree.
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I wish I had a table
full of pizza.
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(CHOMPING)
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I wish I had a magical unicorn
that would serve me
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unlimited glasses
of root beer.
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I wish for giant french fries!
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I wish for the most expensive
pair of high-end luxury
basketball sneakers
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ever conceived
by the mind of man!
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Come to pa, also.
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That's it. Top it off, Nicole.
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Sorry to interrupt
the party, fellas,
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but I've got places to go
and people to see.
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Will there be anything else?
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(GULPING) Ah...
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I think we're
good here, genie.
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(CHOMPING)
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I'm all wished out.
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All right.
Well then, here's your bill.
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Uh, come again?
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Your bill.
For all your wishes.
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You didn't think I was
granting them
for my health, did you?
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We thought you were doing it
because it was your job.
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It is my job.
And like any other job,
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I expect to be paid.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Genie.
All my money went to
paying for this vacation.
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They really got me
with the baggage fees.
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Well, then.
I guess you'll have to
work it off.
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I want you to polish the sofa,
wash the dishes,
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scrub the floors
and don't stop until
this lamp is spotless.
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Well. I'm not doing that.
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You either clean my lamp,
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or I'll give you
the beating of your life.
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All right.
Let's get this over with.
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Here, Porky. You go first.
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(STUTTERS) What?
I don't want
the beating of my life.
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I think we should
just clean up.
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Fine. We always have to do
what you want to do.
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I guess we're gonna
clean up after all.
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I don't believe this.
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We went from "having it made"
to "being his maid."
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Don't worry. I know how to
get us out of here.
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You distract the genie.
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-How am I supposed to--
-Just go!
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Well, whaddayaknow.
This pig can really jig.
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It's called
Irish step-dancing.
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It's pretty great, huh?
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Aha! That oughta hold him.
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GENIE: (SARCASTICALLY)
Oh, no! I'm trapped inside
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this impenetrable
cardboard box!
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See, Porky? There's no way
he can get out.
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Unless... I open the lid.
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Welp, I'm out of ideas.
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Get back here, you two!
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You owe me money!
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Get up! Run!
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Uh-oh.
I guess we needed
those columns.
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(GASPS) My roof!
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I'll add that to your bill!
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00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:22,360
Now, pay up or face
the collection agency!
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That was my boxing
nickname back in college.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Daffy, run!
Head for the spout!
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Phew. That was a close one.
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Yeah. I hope I never see
another genie again.
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Ooh, look. A bottle.
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00:10:39,941 --> 00:10:41,781
I wonder if there's
a genie inside.
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Daffy, no!
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(GASPS) A man!
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Are you single
and looking to mingle?
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'Cause I am!
Come to ma!
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Well, look at that.
The genie granted
my wish after all.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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