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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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I've been noticing I've been
getting prettier lately.
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And I can't stand it!
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There was a time
when mirrors used to shatter
when I looked into them.
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Now, they only crack.
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Time to make
my special ugly potion,
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and get back to
my girlishly ugly looks.
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All I need is an eye of newt,
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the pressed jawbone
of a spider,
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and a pig snout.
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Oh, drat.
I'm out of pig snout.
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Where am I gonna find
a pig snout at this hour?
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(DISTANT HUMMING)
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And look at that!
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Sometimes, even bad witches
have good luck.
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(CACKLING)
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Wow. Who knew the houses
of Salem in Massachusetts
could be so amazing?
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This is such a great vacation.
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There is a beautiful tree,
there's a beautiful bird.
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And there's a... (STUTTERING)
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Good day, Mr. Pig.
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I noticed you were enjoying
the sights of Salem.
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I'm a long time resident.
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Would you like to see inside
of one of these beautiful,
historic homes?
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(GASPS, SQUEALS)
Be still, my beating heart!
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Oh, you're so cute.
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I can just cut your nose off.
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Come with me.
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I'm getting so excited
I'm getting
the Massachu-sweats.
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Here we are.
My humble abode.
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This belonged to
my great-grandmother.
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She was convicted
in the original
Salem witch trials.
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She had a bad lawyer.
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Have a seat.
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Wow, I gotta get a picture!
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High angle, low angle,
extreme close-up.
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I said sit down!
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While I make you some tea.
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A pinch of cinnamon,
a speech from
a political windbag,
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and a handful of this old
calculus homework...
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And he'll be asleep
in no time.
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Here's your tea, darling.
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(SIPS) Ouch!
This is too hot to handle.
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I better cool it off.
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(BLOWING)
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(YELPS)
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Holy smokes!
Is that a harpsichord?
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My mother always used to play
the harpsichord
right before bed time.
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♪ Sparkle sparkle little pig
If I fall asleep
and dance a jig
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♪ Close your eyes
and dream so deep
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♪ Counting pigs
instead of sheep
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♪ Dream of floating
pillow tops
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♪ Rolling around
in piles of slop
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♪ Tomorrow morning
all brand-new
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♪ So much for a pig to do
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♪ Sunshine Sunshine
out of bed
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♪ Rise and shine
you sleepy head ♪
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Holy smokes!
An old-time wig shop.
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I have to check that out!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Wow, look at all these wigs!
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Can it get any more exciting?
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I can be anyone I want.
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Let them eat cake.
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I'll take two pieces.
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These spiders will put
a stop to that pig's
follicle follies.
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And then that snout
will be mine.
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(STUTTERING) Look at me, ma!
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I'm the lead guitarist
working out
on a rock 'n roll band.
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I'm a real head-banger.
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Where did all these little
spiders come from?
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They look so hungry.
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I better get them back outside
so they can catch some flies.
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(LAUGHING)
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PORKY: There you go,
baby spiders.
Be free!
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(SCREAMING)
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How cool.
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The gift shop had aSpells
of the Salem Witches book.
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Now I can cast magical spells
like the real Salem witches.
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Let's try a couple out.
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Iccus Frogus!
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What about...
Thomas Fickus Ickus!
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(DROOLING)
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Ooh, what about this one?
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Pantelium Helium!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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That's a weird sounding one.
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PORKY: Oh, here's
another good one.
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Rockus Blockus.
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(SNARLING)
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Ooh!
(SNARLING)
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Bearius Hairius!
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Ooh!
(EXCLAIMS)
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Crossius Crossus!
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(SCREAMING) A mouse!
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(SCREAMS) A mouse!
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That book doesn't work anyway.
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Restorum Cantorum!
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(WHISTLES)
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Come on, broom!
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Time to grab that pig's
snout and be done with this.
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(CACKLING)
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An old colonial stable.
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Come here, Mr. Horse.
Let me put your shoe on
for you.
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(WHINNYING)
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I have you now, my piggy.
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(CACKLING)
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And now, to nail in the shoe.
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(NEIGHING LOUDLY)
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(GROANING)
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Say, you look like you got
kicked in the head by a horse.
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I do?
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Oh, my! You're right!
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In fact, I'm uglier than ever!
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(CRACKING)
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Oh, thank you, pig.
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I won't be needing to
cut off your snout.
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What? You were gonna
cut off my snout?
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You are a terrible person.
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Don't hate me because
I'm ugly, dearie.
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(LAUGHING)
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Come, Marc Anthony.
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Now, my vicious guard dog,
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you will protect my home
while I slumber until
the night returns.
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(BARKING)
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Yes, yes. That's it.
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Very frightening.
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Watch out for vampire hunters,
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grave robbers
and garlic salesmen.
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They're especially active
around the dinner hour.
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(SNARLING)
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There, there.
That's a good dog.
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Remember.
Nothing gets in this door.
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And if it does,
you know the consequences.
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(SNARLING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(COUNT BLOODCOUNT LAUGHING)
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(MARCHING DRUMS PLAYING)
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(BARKING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(MEOWS)
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(GASPS)
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-(PURRING)
-(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(PURRING)
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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(SNARLING)
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(SIGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Phew!
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(CAT MEOWS)
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(HOWLS)
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What is going on in here?
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What's all this racket?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Yes. Good guarding,
Marc Anthony.
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But do it more quietly.
I'm trying to sleep.
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And someone left
the iron maiden open again.
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It's dangerous.
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(HOWLING SADLY)
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(CRYING)
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(MEOWS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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What is the meaning of this
intrusion upon my slumber?
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-(CAT MEOWS)
-What was that?
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Marc Anthony!
What are you doing inside?
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You can do your chores later.
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Right now, you should be
outside guarding the castle.
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And if I have to get out
of this coffin one more
time today,
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you'll be sorry.
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(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CAT MEOWS)
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(GASPS)
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(CAT MEOWS)
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(COUNT BLOODCOUNT GROWLING)
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I warned you, Marc Anthony!
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(SNARLING)
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Wait. What have you got there?
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Let me see it.
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-Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm.
-I said...
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Let me see it!
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(WHIMPERING)
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-A kitten?
-(MEOWS)
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In my house?
It will ruin
all of my furniture
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with its tiny little claws!
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I command you to destroy
that vile creature
this instant.
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Mmm-mmm.
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What? If you don't destroy it,
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then I will!
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(SNARLING)
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(MEOWS)
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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLING)
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COUNT BLOODCOUNT:
Now, now. Be a good dog
and listen to your master.
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-(BARKING)
-(COUNT BLOODCOUNT YELLING)
Bad dog. No stop!
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(SCREAMS)
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(MEOWS)
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(YELLING AND SHUDDERING)
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Tiny little claws.
Nice kitty.
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-(MEOWS)
-(COUNT BLOODCOUNT GROANS)
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-(CHUCKLES)
-COUNT: I'm not a toy!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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