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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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We want spinach, mango,
wheatgrass, oh,
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and extra cheese.
Yeah, yeah.
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(WHIRRING)
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Here you go.
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Wow. You could really taste
the wheatgrass.
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What can I get
for you, Sniffles?
Same thing?
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I can't have wheatgrass.
I'm allergic.
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I'm also allergic to pollen,
dust mites, asparagus,
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some types of door knobs,
paper clips, shag carpeting,
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Formica tables
and 1980's dance music.
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Hey, you can't have
a smoothie stand here.
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Why not?
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'Cause I just opened
a smoothie stand, here.
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Now get lost, rodents.
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(ALL EXCLAIM AND GRUNT)
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That big meanie
destroyed our smoothie stand.
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It's time to call Dark Bat.
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Dark Bat? You mean,
the greatest superhero
of all time?
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That's right.
Oh, I'm-- (STAMMERING)
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Okay, while you do that
I... I, uh... Gotta go make
a nut loaf.
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Now?
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So long!
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Weird kid.
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Let's call Dark Bat.
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Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
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(HORN BLARES)
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DARK BAT:Did somebody
call me?
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Eh, it's just Sniffles
in a bat costume.
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Where's the nut loaf?
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Oops.
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Never fear, Dark Bat is here.
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Dark Bat...
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This terrible bully
destroyed our smoothie stand.
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And we need your help
to get it back.
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He's over there.
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HUBIE: At that
big smoothie store.
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That juice maker
is about to get squeezed.
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Time for a nice, refreshing,
Yosemite Sam-oothie.
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All I need are some apples,
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peaches, mangoes,
oops, mangoes,
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and some ice and I'm good to--
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Hey, where did
all my ingredients go?
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Looking for these?
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What the-- Who are you?
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The name's Dark Bat.
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A lone crusader
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with an insatiable thirst
for justice.
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I fight for those
who cannot fight
for themselves, like mice,
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squirrels and plankton.
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Whales eat them!
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And they're next on my list!
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Put my fruit down, Dork Bat.
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(GROANS)
It's Dark Bat.
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And I guess
I'm the apple of your eye.
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You crazy varmint!
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It takes two to mango.
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Papa don't peach.
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(GRUNTING)
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(SPUTTERING)
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So, you're a bat, huh?
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Well, I got a bat too.
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A baseball bat! (GRUNTS)
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Strike one, strike two,
ball four,
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three up, three down,
tie goes to the runner
and you're out!
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Now, take a seat on the bench.
(PANTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
(GLASS BREAKING)
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Whoa.
(SIZZLES)
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Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot--
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Don't worry.
I'll help cool you off.
(THUDS)
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(SCREAMING) Too cold,
too cold, too cold.
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This hot sauce
should warm you up.
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(GURGLES)
Too hot, too hot, too hot.
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Here, this frozen smoothie
ought to do the trick.
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(SLURPING) Ah! Brain freeze.
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Too cold, too cold,
too cold, too cold.
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Looks like you could
use a little sun.
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Ah! Too hot, too hot,
too hot, too hot.
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Hang on. This compost
should even it out.
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(SIGHING) Just right.
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Oh, look at this mess.
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Guess we should clean up
with my patented
Dark Bat floor cleaner.
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Wash your floors,
clean up dirt,
grime and crime.
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All for only 19 dollars
and 99 cents.
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Never waste your
old bad guys again.
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Guaranteed to get out
the toughest stains.
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Call now. And they are easy
to ring out and re-use.
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It's economically safe
and justice approved.
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Ooh! I got a really good idea
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on how to get rid
of this varmint.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CRASHES)
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Let's see if you can outrun
my rocket powered motorcycle.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Have a seat.
Oh, no.
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I'm trapped in this
room temperature
agave nectar.
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Say your prayers, varmint.
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Trapped like a rat,
dressed as a bat.
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Time to turn over a new leaf.
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(CRASHING)
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See, kids?
Vegetables are good for you.
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The mouse gets the cheese
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but the bat
gets the motorcycle.
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(GROANING)
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Ooh! If I see that flying rat
one more time--
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DARK BAT: Make way.
Coming through.
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DARK BAT: On your left.
(SPUTTERS) Whoa!
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(YOSEMITE SCREAMING)
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Now, that's how
to wheel the deal.
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BOTH: Yay.
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You did it, Dark Bat.
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And as a token
of our appreciation,
here's a smoothie.
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(GULPING) Ah.
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You can really taste
the wheatgrass.
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(GULPS)
And I'm allergic
to wheatgrass.
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(DARK BAT SCREAMING)
Dark Bat, away!
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Hey, guys. I'm done
with my nut loaf.
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Sniffles, where have you been?
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You just missed Dark Bat
save the day.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Dark Bat was here?
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Oh, man. I must've been
so busy making this nut loaf
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that I didn't notice.
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Can you imagine Sniffles
trying to rescue us?
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He couldn't rescue
a teddy bear from a toddler.
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(LAUGHING) Yeah, yeah, right.
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You're right.
I couldn't rescue you.
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(IN DEEP VOICE)
But Dark Bat could.
Ooh! Ow!
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That's one hot nut loaf.
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BUGS: This restaurant
looks as good as any.
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SQUEAKS: Look there.
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BUGS: An open parking spot,
right in front.
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You snooze, you lose.
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BUGS: Hey,
what's the big idea?
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Me first! (LAUGHS)
Me first.
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BUGS: The nerve of that guy.
Can you believe him?
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I mean, clearly I was waiting
to park there.
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Oh, it's you.
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Welcome
to Slugsworthy Slop House.
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We'd like a table
for two, please.
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Sure, we can seat you
anywhere you like.
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Open seating.
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Great. How about that booth
in the corner?
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That's reserved.
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Hmm. Okay, how about
that nice table
in the middle, there?
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Reserved.
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Well, how about that table
in the back?
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It's also reserved.
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I thought you said
it was open seating.
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It is.
And I have the perfect spot.
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Here you go.
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This table's between
the kitchen
and the bathroom.
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I know, right?
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So many great aromas.
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Your waiter
will be here shortly.
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(THUD, THUD)
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Are you guys ready to order?
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You're our waiter, too?
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This is my restaurant.
I do it all.
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Now, what can I get you?
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Uh, let's see.
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I'll have
the "wambo mambo hit me
with a slambo" garden salad.
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Yeah, make it two.
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Excellent choices.
Coming right up.
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(THUD)
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If the food
is half as flavorful
as the names,
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we should be okay.
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(THUD)
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Okay, here you go.
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Mmm...
Oh!
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(GOBBLES, SLURPS)
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Oh, that hit the spot.
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What're you doing?
That was our food.
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This is my restaurant.
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So I eat the food first.
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(WHIMPERING)
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I just said, "Me first!"
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(GULPING)
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That's ridiculous.
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In fact, delicious.
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(BURPS)
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(SIGHS)
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Did you two save any room
for me to eat your desert?
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Save any room?
There's no food on the table.
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Oh, you're done already?
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Well, then. Here's your bill.
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It's been
an absolute pleasure
serving you today.
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What? A bill?
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I'm not paying.
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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It's time for the chef
to be tossed.
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Sulgsworthy's order is up.
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(GOBBLING)
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I hope you're enjoying
your time here.
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(IN A BRITISH ACCENT)
Who is responsible
for this train wreck?
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Wait, I know you.
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You're world-famous chef,
Random Gorsey.
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That I am.
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And this restaurant looks
like a Halloween party
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threw up in a junkyard.
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I can't imagine what horrors
I will find in the kitchen.
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Disgusting.
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I've seen rest-stop bathrooms
cleaner than this.
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These pots
and pans are filthy.
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(CLANGING)
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Good gravy.
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That's the most vile fryer
that I've ever seen.
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Yeah, it's also the biggest.
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Oh, well, we'll just see
about that.
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Now, that's a jumbo,
jumbo shrimp.
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Bring me a pool
of cocktail sauce.
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All right. Now, let's see
how grotesque your
walk-in freezer is.
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Wait, me first.
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Wow, that was easier
than I thought.
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Now, you've gone and done it.
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You can't serve frozen food.
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I think I've seen enough.
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Oh, you lingering lump of...
(CONTINUES MUTTERING)
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(ICE BREAKING)
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Mr. Gorsey? Mr. Gorsey?
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Eh, what's up, Doc?
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I thought I kicked you
out of here.
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You did. But we came back
to challenge you.
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In what?
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The Slugsworthy
super stupendous
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slophouse challenge.
Huh?
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Ta-da.
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(LAUGHS)
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You wanna take me on?
(GRUNTS)
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Nobody has ever beaten me
at a slophouse challenge.
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Well, there's first time
for everything.
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Oh, you're on.
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I'll go first.
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No way. I go first.
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I go first.
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I go first,
'cause I always go first,
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'cause Slugsworthy
always goes first!
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First, first, first.
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So, you wanna go second?
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SLUGSWORTHY:Me first!
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(ALARMS BLARING)
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Okay, go first.
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Let's start.
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All right. Five minutes
on the clock.
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Squeaks, bring out the food.
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First course, appetizers.
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And go.
And go.
250
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BUGS: We've got poppers,
corn poppers,
jalapeno poppers,
251
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yard poppers, soda poppers,
comet poppers...
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We've got skins, tater skins,
sweet potato skins, drum
skins, shirts and skins...
253
00:10:11,212 --> 00:10:14,752
Now the entree, skirt steak,
round steak, fudge steak,
claim your steak...
254
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:15,775
(GULPING)
255
00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:18,090
What? The kitchen
is out of food?
256
00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:19,492
Ah, yes!
257
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,563
I went first and I ate...
258
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,662
...all the food.
(GROANS)
259
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,694
Which means
I win the challenge.
260
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:30,030
Actually, looks like
we have one wafer-thin
mint for you to eat.
261
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,767
No. No, I... I can't.
262
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,033
I'm too full.
263
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,141
You can eat it.
264
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,713
It's one little,
265
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:44,213
tiny mint.
266
00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:49,248
Okay. (BURPING)
Okay, I'll try.
267
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,516
(GROANS)
268
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,024
(STOMACH GROWLS)
(EXPLODES)
269
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,616
(CRYING)
270
00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,019
That's the problem
with going first.
271
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,930
You never have room
for seconds.
272
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,103
(SWALLOWS) I win.
273
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,373
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