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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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♪ Well I've been pecking
around all over the place ♪
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♪ Looking for a gal
with a pretty face ♪
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♪ When I find the right one
she gonna be the best ♪
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♪ I'm gonna take her home
to feather my nest ♪
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♪ I say feather my nest ♪
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(CHEERING)
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♪ I say feather my nest ♪
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(ALL CHEERING)
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♪ On the record ♪
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♪ You gotta come
feather my nest, yeah ♪
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Ah, they love me tender.
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And I love their legal tender.
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Speaking of which,
who wants to buy t-shirts?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Don't be cruel, ladies.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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A music festival?
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Time to check out
the snack bar.
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Come on over
to the refreshment stands
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so I can take all your money.
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(STAMMERING) I mean, to look
at all your pretty faces.
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(ALL GIGGLING)
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(GOBBLING)
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Boy, I say, boy!
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What to you think
you are doing
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wolfing down all my hot dogs?
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Wolfing? Dogs?
That's a joke, son.
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Why ain't you laughing?
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Well, for starters,
this root beer is flat.
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These stuffed pretzels
are hard as rocks.
(GLASS BREAKING)
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And this popcorn
is more like flop-corn.
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In other words,
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these refreshments
are about as stale
as your jokes, son.
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You can't just
eat all that food.
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You have to pay for it.
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No, I don't. I snuck in
without a ticket,
fair and square.
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I say
you are a freeloader, sir.
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And I'll give you something
for free.
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A boot in the behind!
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And now,
where were we, ladies?
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(DAFFY SLURPING)
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Boy! What are you doing now?
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Well, this nacho cheese
is pretty good.
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But it's "nacho" cheesy
as your singing.
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Why you--
(THUD)
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Uh-oh, looks like
someone's got pizza-face.
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(DAFFY LAUGHING)
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So, me and Matthew Mcconaujay,
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are playing the bongo drums
and uh--
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Oh, by the way did I mention,
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I am close friend
with Matthew McConaujay?
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Great bird. Real blue.
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Anyway--
You!
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You, sir, have besmudged
my order.
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Now stand up and receive
your comeuppance.
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Comeuppance? What's that?
Like 2 bucks?
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No, it's two fists.
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(GROANS)
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(CLANGING)
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I guess it's here today,
gong tomorrow.
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(GIGGLING)
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Now, I got you! Huh?
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Yoo-hoo.
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Woo-hoo.
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(SINGING CHORUS)
♪ Yoo-hoo ♪
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(GRUNTING)
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(WHISTLING)
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(FOGHORN GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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Ah! A mummy!
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(CACKLES)
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Where do you think
you're going, pal?
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This is a VIP tent.
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I am Foghorn Leghorn, the VIP.
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So, I suggest
you check your list.
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(INHALES, SPITS)
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Sorry, bro. I don't see
your name on the list.
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Right this way, ladies.
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Hey, you just let them
right in.
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It's ladies night, bro.
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Chicks get in free.
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Ladies night, huh?
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(IN FEMALE VOICE) Hello.
I say, hello handsome.
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Is this the VIP area?
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O-M-G.
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You are gorgeous.
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(YELPS)
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You are too good
for that dirty old tent.
You deserve better.
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Oh, (CHUCKLING)
that's very sweet.
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But I'm just trying
to get into the VIP--
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Marry me.
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(IN MALE VOICE) What are you
talking about-- (STAMMERING)
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(IN FEMALE VOICE)
But I just met you.
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Don't you believe
in love at first sight?
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Give me a chance, please.
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Well, if I marry you,
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will you let me
into the VIP area?
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Oh, yes. Of course.
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Then I accept.
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Do you take this chicken
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to be your lawful wedded wife?
I do.
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Do you wish you were
somewhere else?
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Oh, I do.
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Then you may kiss the bride.
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(SMOOCHES)
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Look at those tail feathers.
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Are you looking at
another woman?
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Hey, you're that duck!
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Hey, you're that chicken!
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How ironic that we had to hide
behind these masks
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to show our true feelings.
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(KISSING) Woo-hoo!
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Gosh, it's so dark in here.
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I can't see my own beak
in front of my face.
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(GROANING)
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Why am I hunka-hunka
glowing bird?
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Why, you'll pay
for this, duck.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROANS)
(CACKLES)
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DAFFY: Woo-hoo!
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I say, get back here.
You little-- Ah!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Help! (SHOUTING)
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Somebody, get me
to that stage!
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(YELLS)
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Woo!
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(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Now that crazy duck
is stealing all my fans.
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I say, get over here, boy.
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♪ I say, I say, get-get
get over here, b-- boy. ♪
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(GRUNTS) I hope you like
pop songs.
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'Cause I'm gonna pop you
in the mouth.
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♪ I-- I pop you-you you--
in the mouth ♪
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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I've never heard a crowd
cheer that loud.
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Why, they're more
excited than cat at
a mouse convention.
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We're a hit.
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We are indeed.
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And that gives me an idea.
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(PLAYING GUITAR)
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(PLAYING BEAT OVER GUITAR)
(CHEERING)
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Well, it's like I always say.
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If you can't beat 'em,
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play a beat
they can dance to.
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Drop a fat beat DJ Duck.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
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Greetings, losers.
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It is I,
Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
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I have dispatched
the most diabolical plot
of all time.
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I've kidnapped Santa Claus.
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Uh, wait a minute. What--
What is that?
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We thought you said,
"Kidnap an ant with saws."
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Why would---
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Santa Claus!
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Big guy? Red suit?
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Oh, Santa Claus.
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Let me out of here.
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Never!
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You had me on the naughty list
for 30 years.
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You clearly deserved it.
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Well, my days of getting coal
are over.
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(SANTA EXCLAIMING)
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Unless you send
all the holiday presents
in the world to me,
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you will never see
Santa Claus, again.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Okay, there. How was that?
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My camera is still on.
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They can see me
in my underwear?
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That was 24 hours ago,
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and that's why
you're at the north pole
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streaking across the ice
on a snow mobile.
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Just once,
I'd like a holiday off.
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And I'd like to play
lead guitar for Foghat,
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but that ain't happening
either.
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Now, Santa has to deliver
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all his presents
by tomorrow morning.
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So, if you can't
save him tonight,
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the holidays will be ruined
for everyone.
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You're filming me
from the waist up, right?
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♪ Deck the hallswith boughs of Pepe ♪
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♪ Fala la la la la ♪
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What are you doing?
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I've come to deliver
your holiday gift.
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If you are good,
I will let you open it early.
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Get away from me.
I don't have time
for presents.
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Very well. Then I suppose
your present
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will by my presence.
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Ugh. Gross.
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(LASER FIRES)
You fool.
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You led them to us.
Steady, Gary.
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Whoa. What are you doing?
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Taking a few selfies.
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(PEPE GASPS)
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Okay, fine.
We will work together.
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Hold on tight.
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Okay. Not so tight.
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CLAUDETTE: Get ready
to jump. Jump!
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(PEPE YELLS)
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I said to jump on my mark.
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You said to hold on tight.
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We will have to snowboard
the rest of the way.
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That is very,
how do you say?
Radical.
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So, they escaped, eh?
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Well, let us see how they do
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against my army
of snow boarding
penguin ninjas.
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Not to be
a smarty-pants Stanley
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but there aren't any penguins
in the north pole.
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They're imported, okay?
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to be ♪
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♪ Beating penguins up
all day ♪
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We did it.
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Now to find Blacque Jacque's
secret lair.
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CLAUDETTE: (SHOCKED)
A cyborg polar bear?
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Why does it
have to be a cyborg?
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A regular polar bear
is just as dangerous.
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Hey, is this a bad time
to ask for a new bike?
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Claudette and Le Pew,
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come to save the day.
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You couldn't even
save a cookie
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if you wrapped it in a nut
and then put it in your pocket
for later.
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Speaking of which,
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would you like a cookie,
Santa?
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I'm so hungry.
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Oh, then you would really like
this nice,
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freshly baked, delicious,
chocolate chip cookie.
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My favorite.
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Ha! Not for you.
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Oh, you monster!
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Let us go,
Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
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Never. (LAUGHS)
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Or should I say, "Ho-ho-ho."
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Because I am Santa Claus now.
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My robot reindeer and I
are going to put coal
in everyone's stocking.
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Best Christmas ever.
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We've got to stop him.
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I have an idea.MonsieurPolar Bear,
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I have a salmon for you.
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(SNIFFING)
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Why did you have a Salmon?
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Doesn't every secret agent
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have a salmon in their pocket?
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You are going
to totally throw off
his eating schedule!
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Penguin ninjas, attack.
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(GROANS) These guys, again?
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Don't worry. I've got this.
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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROANING)
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Happy holidays.
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Impressive.
They should call you,
Sanit Kick-olas.
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00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,853
Everyone always talks
about the red suit.
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No one notices the black belt.
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00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,320
Ho-ho-ho!
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00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,654
Look at me, I am Santa Claus,
you know.
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00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,360
So long, losers.
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00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:24,633
Not so fast. (GRUNTS)
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Hey, what are you up to?
(GRUNTS)
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(BLACQUE GROANING)
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00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:32,631
This is not the last you see
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00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,970
of Blacque Jacque Shellacque--
(THUDDING)
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(THUDDING CONTINUES)
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Since the holidays are saved,
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00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:42,437
how about kissing me
under the mistletoe?
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00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,350
Well, if you insist.
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(SMOOCHES)
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00:10:45,847 --> 00:10:47,817
Now, isn't that better
than a bike?
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00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:52,052
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got presents to deliver.
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00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,949
Jingle bells!
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00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,361
Santa Claus, out. Ho-ho-ho.
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I have heard
of mummy kissing Santa Claus
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00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:03,502
but that was ridiculous.
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00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:05,774
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