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So, girls, what are we gonna do for our birthday?
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Sue, we have plenty of time. To figure something out.
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But this is the big 1... 8.
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I mean, every year since our moms met in the hospital,
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We've done something new and special,
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But this has to be newer and more special.
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So what's something we've never done before?
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- Mushrooms? - No, not like that.
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Like something nice.
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- Like maybe a trip. - Like a mushroom trip?
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No.
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Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
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So do I. Sorry, Sue.
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Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
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- Oh, flowers. Are these from you? - Yeah. Sure.
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Here you go.
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No card? But I thought I saw one.
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I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
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I guess, um...
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You still make me...
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Nervous.
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Oh, Jake.
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Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
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Uh, no, Jake. Not yet.
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When we do it, I want it to be really special,
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- The best night of my life. - It will be, I promise.
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It'll always be amazing.
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With you and me together.
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Jake, no. I have to go. I have to work on my art project.
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You know, I thought art was gonna be a really easy elective,
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But guess I should have taken more math. Heh.
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Uh, so you're gonna come to my birthday, okay?
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- This saturday? - Of course.
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Thanks.
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Okay, bye.
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Not bad.
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- Hello. - Cheryl,
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we have to talk about our birthday plans.
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I mean, it's only two days away,
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and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
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So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
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Oh, Sue, um, I meant to tell you before,
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But I wanted to be sure.
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Um, I think I'm gonna spend my birthday with jake.
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Uh, I'm gonna lose my virginity to him.
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You know, I want to surprise him.
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What? But you can't.
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I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
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Besides, you can't do that to us. You can't break tradition that way.
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This is bad. You know, I'm gonna tell Lexi.
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She's gonna be very unhappy about this.
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Come on, Lexi.
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Oh, baby, you're so hot.
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- I'm gonna do you so good. - Oh, yeah, baby?
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- Yeah. - What was your name again?
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Rod, sex god.
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That's right. That's the body of a real man.
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Oh, sorry. I just gotta get my phone.
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Oh, it's an sos from Sue. Hold on.
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My contacts.
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Go time.
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No. Wait. I need to find my contacts.
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They're in here somewhere.
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- Oh, there's one. - Nipple.
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- Sorry. - I didn't say stop, though.
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Hit them both.
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Oh, hey. It's my buddy JJ. Is that cool?
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Oh. Uh, uh... okay. I guess.
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As long as you told him I'm still a virgin, So no fucking.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
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Yeah, right. I bet.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Bye.
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Oh, my gosh. Five orgasms in a row.
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Oh, there's my contact.
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Cheryl's losing her virginity on saturday?
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Oh, no.
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Does not compute. Want to talk...
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- In person... - Asap.
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- Oh. - Huh. I Hi.
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So when did you get home?
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- So is it true? - Yes, it is.
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It's just it's the right time, And jake's the right man.
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I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
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And he has a really bright future ahead of him,
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So I just think it's the right time.
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Lexi, tell her.
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Losing our virginity is one of those milestones.
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We all have to face together.
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On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
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Like maybe on our 23rd birthday
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Or maybe even like our twenty... Ni...
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Eighth, maybe.
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Listen, guys, um, I know it's tradition, but sorry.
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But, Cheryl, sue is right.
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We do always do something special on our birthda...
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Does Jake really have Such a tiny, little needle dick?
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It's not Jake. It's the male ideal,
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Like a greek god or sue's dad.
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Right.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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I mean, it kinda sucks. I'm not really an artist.
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Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
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The point is we should all lose our virginities together...
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on the same day, and I'm just not ready yet.
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I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
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Look, I can go either way.
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I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
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I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
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Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
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But if you want to do it this year, then...
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...maybe we all should.
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You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
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Where are you going? It's 6:30 in the morning.
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To church to pray for you.
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Want to be first in line.
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Well, I'm getting some sleep.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
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It has been four days since my last confession.
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I accuse myself of the following sins...
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Mm... Hmm.
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Okay, so I... I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
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It's about sex.
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Uh... Huh.
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I mean, not me. I've... I've never gone past second base with a guy.
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Uh... Huh.
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I... I've never even seen a guy's...
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Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my ken doll,
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But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I... I wanted to see his thing,
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But there was nothing there.
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Okay, so it's about my friends,
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My best friends.
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They're gonna do something really bad this weekend.
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Okay. Third base.
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What? No, like sex. Like intercourse.
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With boys they barely even know.
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I mean, they really need a sinnervention,
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if you know what I mean.
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All the way. Go all the way.
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What are do...
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How could you do s...
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You're a bad, bad person.
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What?
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Yes. Yes!
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Run! Run! H... Home ru...
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Damn it.
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Fucking yankees.
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Sorry.
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Sue, it is one p.m.
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Would you have a little consideration?
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I'm trying to sleep.
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Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
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I have an announcement to make.
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I want to do it.
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Do you hear me? I want to do it.
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This weekend on our birthday.
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Do what?
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It, screw.
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You know, screwing, boning, making beast with two backs.
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You know, shagging, Fucking!
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You do?
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Uh, but what about all your religious stuff,
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and, um, what about your sign from heaven?
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- Oh, I got a sign at church. - Really?
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Well, okay, great.
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We're all in then.
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So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there, right?
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Right.
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I'll start making the shopping list.
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I wonder what Jake's gonna get me for my birthday?
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Maybe it's a ring.
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Or maybe it's like a rescue puppy.
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Oh. It'll be like the start of our new family.
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Hey, check it out.
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So gross.
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Uh, but you better put that away before sue sees it.
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She'll have a heart attack.
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Uh, Lexi, your bra, it has no cups.
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Yeah. Hence the term cupless bra.
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I don't know. Do you think it's hot enough?
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No. I think it's ridiculous.
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It's like an oxymoron, like hairless wig or fingerless gloves...
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- Mm, is it hot enough? - Or nonstick glue.
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Or like crotchless panties.
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Oh, right. Thank you for reminding me.
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Party favors!
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Oh.
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Well! That's so wrong.
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I know. Horrible. Doesn't vibrate.
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It's broken. It's okay, though. I have another one.
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What?
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You prefer that?
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Well, which is it, Sue, manual or automatic?
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Wait. You mean...
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Are you saying...
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You've never masturbated?
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- No. - Like no, never?
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- No, never. - Seriously, like never ever?
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- No. - Uh, like never even in your sleep?
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Or when you're bored?
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Or when you're just anxious?
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Like in the morning to help you wake up?
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Or at night to help you fall asleep?
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Or when you think about Jake and my's new puppy?
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Yeah. Or when you go to visit. Your dead brother's grave?
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Or when you witness a murder?
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Or when you put on lipstick and it gets on your teeth?
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Or when you start going sky diving?
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Or when you max out all your credit cards?
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Or when you play jigsaw with your grandmother?
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- Or just because? - Because you're really fucking horny?
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No, never.
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Like never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
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- But seriously, never? - Never.
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Look, can we just drop it? We have a whole house to decorate.
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Yeah, okay.
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I just still can't get over it.
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- Hey, Frank. - Oh. Hi, Sue.
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Guys, we didn't invite frank to the party.
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I don't know. Do you think he'd even have fun?
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Yeah. He's blind.
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Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
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He's not waving back.
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Frank. Hey. Um, I was wondering.
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Well, the house looks done.
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Tomorrow's the big day. We finally turn 18.
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And finally lose our virginity.
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Well, we better get our beauty sleep,
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because the party starts tomorrow at 2:00.
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So, okay, we know who Cheryl's gonna do it with, Jake.
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And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
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But, Sue, who are you gonna pick to pop your Cherry?
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It's easy.
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I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
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What the fuck is catechism?
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I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
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Oh, my soul mate.
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Chris?
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Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
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- I mean... - What? No. Chris is perfect.
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He played Jesus in Jesus Christ superstar last year at camp.
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Plus his name is Chris. It's a sign.
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Sue, the only sign is that Chris.
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Has a major case of gay face.
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What? He does not.
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Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
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He looks just like Justin Bieber.
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With a little bit of Zac Efron.
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And just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
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Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
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Look, Chris is my soul mate.
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Okay, well, sweet dreams.
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See you in the morning.
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I knew it would happen someday.
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I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
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You're so perfect.
260
00:17:58,308 --> 00:17:59,799
I knew that's what it looked like.
261
00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:19,385
Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
262
00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,698
Wow.
263
00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:57,834
You are perfect.
264
00:18:59,002 --> 00:19:00,937
Who are you?
265
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:09,411
Tomorrow's the day.
266
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:30,430
Oh, my gosh. They're coming.
267
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,595
Lexi! Cheryl! Hurry!
268
00:19:36,205 --> 00:19:37,468
Eww. Why?
269
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,605
It's for jake to unwrap me. It's gonna be really sexy.
270
00:19:40,843 --> 00:19:41,902
I'm gonna surprise him.
271
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:44,307
You're gonna die of asphyxiation.
272
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,379
It's gonna be really sexy.
273
00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:47,813
It's stupid. Just screw him.
274
00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:49,543
That's what he wants. That's what all guys want.
275
00:19:50,286 --> 00:19:52,755
- Who hurt you as a child? - Oh, Christ.
276
00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,322
Can I wrap your mouth, too?
277
00:19:54,557 --> 00:19:58,050
Anyway, what guys want. Is someone who's sexy,
278
00:19:58,227 --> 00:19:59,695
Not someone they can just have sex with.
279
00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:00,897
You're an idiot,
280
00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:04,091
A very smooth, plastic... Wrapped idiot.
281
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,360
- Thank you. - Guys, seriously. Come on. Hurry up.
282
00:20:08,671 --> 00:20:10,071
Oh.
283
00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:14,374
Oh, what a cool bracelet.
284
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,637
I love it.
285
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:16,972
Um...
286
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,714
You should put that down, though, 'cause it's like...
287
00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:19,974
It's very fragile.
288
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,277
- Yeah. - Okay.
289
00:20:21,484 --> 00:20:22,543
- Set it down. - Yeah.
290
00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,846
- Hurry up. - Morning.
291
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:27,282
Those were your anal beads, right?
292
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:28,786
- Yeah. - Yeah, I thought so.
293
00:20:48,044 --> 00:20:49,512
Oh, this party's hot.
294
00:20:49,712 --> 00:20:51,408
Whoa. Hold up.
295
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:55,875
- Oh, we gonna Have some fun. - Oh, attack of the wet t... shirts.
296
00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:57,417
Nice.
297
00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:03,184
Ah, gonna get... chair, chair, chair.
298
00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:08,622
Happy birthday, Lex.
299
00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:11,896
No. Joanna, we said no gifts.
300
00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:16,130
That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful. It stings.
301
00:21:16,305 --> 00:21:19,275
And the other one is... edible massage oil.
302
00:21:19,442 --> 00:21:20,910
Oh, how do you know?
303
00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:23,236
I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
304
00:21:28,518 --> 00:21:30,487
Buster, you're such a cutie.
305
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,686
Please don't touch my service dog.
306
00:21:33,322 --> 00:21:35,257
Right. Sorry. Are you okay now?
307
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:36,653
- Yeah, I'm fine. - Okay.
308
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,785
- See you later. - Thank, okay.
309
00:21:42,231 --> 00:21:43,494
I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
310
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,157
- This is crazy. - Oh. Wait. I gotta...
311
00:21:45,401 --> 00:21:47,927
- Jake. Hi. - Oh. Hey, babe.
312
00:21:48,638 --> 00:21:50,004
Happy birthday.
313
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,432
Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
314
00:21:54,343 --> 00:21:56,107
What? You want a beer?
315
00:21:59,081 --> 00:22:00,208
No.
316
00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:04,879
Oh, hon. Come here.
317
00:22:07,523 --> 00:22:08,684
I have your present here.
318
00:22:08,925 --> 00:22:11,292
I'll give it to you later when the time's right.
319
00:22:12,562 --> 00:22:14,121
You didn't have to get me anything.
320
00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:19,828
And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
321
00:22:20,536 --> 00:22:21,936
Hey, bro.
322
00:22:22,238 --> 00:22:24,366
We need you to settle this bet Over here real quick.
323
00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:25,540
What bet?
324
00:22:28,845 --> 00:22:30,643
All right, this is my man right here.
325
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,977
- Hey. Hi. How you doing? - Hey.
326
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:44,093
Dare me?
327
00:22:56,439 --> 00:22:57,463
Ready?
328
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,871
One, two, three.
329
00:23:37,914 --> 00:23:40,247
- Oh, dude, look at those. - Are those real?
330
00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:42,214
Hey, you guys seen Cheryl?
331
00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:45,014
- Hey! Ah! Dude, move! - Come on. Lame.
332
00:23:45,488 --> 00:23:46,888
Oh. All right. Okay.
333
00:23:47,123 --> 00:23:48,056
- I'll see you guys later. - Move!
334
00:23:48,224 --> 00:23:49,783
- Go do some push... Ups or something. - Ah, look. Boobs.
335
00:23:50,026 --> 00:23:52,052
20 bucks says by the end of the day,
336
00:23:52,194 --> 00:23:54,925
- I will be motorboating those titties. - Yeah.
337
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:58,960
They're fake anyways.
338
00:23:59,201 --> 00:24:01,397
- Who cares? - Okay.
339
00:24:03,406 --> 00:24:04,738
Tit... tays.
340
00:24:04,907 --> 00:24:06,068
Oh. Oh, dude, dude.
341
00:24:06,242 --> 00:24:08,370
Look at those breasts. Have you seen a rack like that before?
342
00:24:09,045 --> 00:24:11,105
I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
343
00:24:13,716 --> 00:24:16,049
Sue, no. It's your birthday. Here. Let me.
344
00:24:16,285 --> 00:24:18,083
Joanna, no. Just go enjoy the party.
345
00:24:18,721 --> 00:24:20,280
It's not...
346
00:24:20,923 --> 00:24:22,050
I win.
347
00:24:23,726 --> 00:24:25,786
Hey. Do my lips look any plumper?
348
00:24:25,962 --> 00:24:28,431
I put the stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
349
00:24:30,366 --> 00:24:31,026
Have you guys seen Jake?
350
00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:33,759
I haven't seen him anywhere. He just, like, disappeared.
351
00:24:45,448 --> 00:24:46,711
Are these real?
352
00:24:46,882 --> 00:24:48,544
Of course they are.
353
00:24:49,318 --> 00:24:51,344
- I'm just wondering. - How come I've never met you before?
354
00:24:51,687 --> 00:24:53,019
I don't know. Maybe you just don't be around.
355
00:24:53,122 --> 00:24:54,715
Darryl, have you seen Jake?
356
00:24:54,957 --> 00:24:57,859
Um, I think he's around or something.
357
00:24:57,994 --> 00:24:59,394
Maybe upstairs. I don't know.
358
00:25:00,296 --> 00:25:01,093
- So... - So...
359
00:25:01,263 --> 00:25:01,821
Maybe he went to go get...
360
00:25:01,998 --> 00:25:04,229
...my birthday present. That's probably where he went.
361
00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:06,297
Whoa, whoa.
362
00:25:08,304 --> 00:25:10,136
- Liquid courage? - Yeah.
363
00:25:10,439 --> 00:25:11,566
Attagirl.
364
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:17,044
- Vodka cranberry? - Shirley temple.
365
00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:21,344
Well, I guess it's now or never. I gotta go meet Rod.
366
00:25:22,518 --> 00:25:24,214
Sue? Are you okay?
367
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,450
Sue, relax.
368
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:31,119
They're just guys, okay? Nothing to be scared of, seriously.
369
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,329
You're gonna be fine. Is chris here?
370
00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:41,002
Wow. It's even worse in person, isn't it?
371
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:44,133
No. He does not have gay face.
372
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,806
I'm gonna prove it to you.
373
00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:48,210
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do this.
374
00:25:48,444 --> 00:25:49,707
Good luck.
375
00:25:50,346 --> 00:25:51,405
Oh, god.
376
00:25:51,847 --> 00:25:53,372
Hey, you can do this.
377
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:55,241
Just act like a slut.
378
00:25:57,787 --> 00:26:00,814
Just pretend you're Lexi.
379
00:26:07,196 --> 00:26:09,495
My favorite chapter is sodom and gomorrah.
380
00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:12,301
Chris. Hi.
381
00:26:13,202 --> 00:26:15,262
- Can I talk to you? - Uh... huh.
382
00:26:15,638 --> 00:26:17,664
Uh, in private.
383
00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:32,613
Oh, be Lexi. You're Lexi.
384
00:26:32,988 --> 00:26:35,253
- What? - Chris.
385
00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,522
You're so sexy.
386
00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:41,156
Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
387
00:26:41,363 --> 00:26:43,559
I've known that we. Were meant to be together,
388
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,501
and I really want to...
389
00:26:47,603 --> 00:26:49,367
Oh! What are you doing?
390
00:26:49,605 --> 00:26:52,336
- Is that wrong? - Sue! What's gotten into you?
391
00:26:52,508 --> 00:26:55,239
Nothing. I'm... I'm sorry. I... I don't know how to do this.
392
00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:56,844
Sue.
393
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,574
Sue, Sue, Sue.
394
00:27:00,616 --> 00:27:04,849
I understand these urges,
395
00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:08,387
and, you know, I like you, too.
396
00:27:08,557 --> 00:27:12,324
- Really? You do? - I do. I really do.
397
00:27:12,561 --> 00:27:13,893
It's just...
398
00:27:14,597 --> 00:27:19,331
I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
399
00:27:19,568 --> 00:27:20,501
Right.
400
00:27:20,669 --> 00:27:22,433
- Lexi said you were... - Jesus.
401
00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:24,337
Oh. That man.
402
00:27:24,673 --> 00:27:26,801
Of course. What did you think?
403
00:27:27,243 --> 00:27:28,404
Uh, nothing.
404
00:27:28,844 --> 00:27:32,713
- So we can still do this, then? - Oh, Sue.
405
00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:36,283
You know, for me...
406
00:27:37,553 --> 00:27:39,454
When I think about that man,
407
00:27:40,122 --> 00:27:43,320
who died for our sins, when I think about him.
408
00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:46,323
Up there on that cross so helpless,
409
00:27:46,562 --> 00:27:49,930
yet so muscular,
410
00:27:50,432 --> 00:27:53,334
with his strong thighs.
411
00:27:53,869 --> 00:27:55,269
Crossed over each other.
412
00:27:55,437 --> 00:28:00,967
So delicately. Beneath that ragged loincloth,
413
00:28:01,477 --> 00:28:04,777
Growing so hot, so sweaty.
414
00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:07,941
Under that hot, hot sun,
415
00:28:08,384 --> 00:28:11,479
I just feel such compassion.
416
00:28:11,954 --> 00:28:13,445
I think about those things, too.
417
00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:17,091
So you understand why I can't do this.
418
00:28:17,526 --> 00:28:18,653
Not really.
419
00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:24,532
I just find it too hard... it is... to give in to carnal pleasure.
420
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,202
When he sacrificed so much for us,
421
00:28:28,637 --> 00:28:30,128
So...
422
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,807
Gonna go out there, right?
423
00:28:39,048 --> 00:28:40,778
And then we're gonna totally throw these ones.
424
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,441
- They're gonna hit... - Hey, guys. I Whoa!
425
00:28:43,786 --> 00:28:46,620
- Have you seen Jake? - Uh, n... no. No.
426
00:28:46,989 --> 00:28:48,321
All right.
427
00:28:50,593 --> 00:28:52,994
Okay. All right, focus. Focus. Focus.
428
00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:00,126
Oh, there he is.
429
00:29:02,271 --> 00:29:05,264
Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
430
00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:18,919
How could he?
431
00:29:22,224 --> 00:29:23,453
Sue, what happened?
432
00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:24,891
Did you guys do it?
433
00:29:25,527 --> 00:29:26,324
Sue.
434
00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:28,354
He doesn't want me.
435
00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:31,093
- Because he's gay. - No, he's not.
436
00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:32,929
He just really loves Jesus.
437
00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:34,534
Oh, come on, Sue.
438
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,337
The only reason you even liked him.
439
00:29:36,472 --> 00:29:39,203
Is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
440
00:29:39,675 --> 00:29:42,406
Look, the only way you are gonna find out.
441
00:29:42,645 --> 00:29:44,375
What kind of man you really want.
442
00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:49,076
Is to know what kind of woman you really are deep inside.
443
00:29:49,285 --> 00:29:51,151
- What? - Come with me.
444
00:29:51,387 --> 00:29:54,255
- Where? - To meet your dark side.
445
00:30:00,396 --> 00:30:01,329
Out!
446
00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:02,893
Everyone out!
447
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:16,435
Sue, it's time for you and your vagina. To meet face to face.
448
00:30:17,479 --> 00:30:18,708
No.
449
00:30:26,522 --> 00:30:27,888
I really can't.
450
00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:29,853
I really don't think I can do this.
451
00:30:30,526 --> 00:30:32,859
I'm not letting you out until you look.
452
00:30:35,664 --> 00:30:38,361
Sue... can you see it?
453
00:30:39,401 --> 00:30:41,165
Sue.
454
00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:46,534
I'm almost... I'm almost there.
455
00:30:49,511 --> 00:30:50,444
Oh.
456
00:30:51,046 --> 00:30:52,036
What?
457
00:30:53,048 --> 00:30:55,745
What? Sue, what happened? What did you see?
458
00:30:56,151 --> 00:30:58,416
- A raccoon? - What?
459
00:30:59,555 --> 00:31:01,581
You overshot it. Aim the mirror further up.
460
00:31:08,597 --> 00:31:10,759
I can't. Please don't make me do that again.
461
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:13,025
Okay, fine. Fine.
462
00:31:13,602 --> 00:31:16,333
I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
463
00:31:16,472 --> 00:31:20,136
- What? - You really need an orgasm.
464
00:31:20,309 --> 00:31:22,175
Honestly, I don't know how you expected.
465
00:31:22,277 --> 00:31:23,370
To ever have sex with someone else.
466
00:31:23,545 --> 00:31:25,241
When you've never even had it with yourself.
467
00:31:25,514 --> 00:31:27,278
This really has to be your first step.
468
00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:29,816
- Lex, I'm ready. - Coming.
469
00:31:29,985 --> 00:31:31,214
Sue, uh, my black vibrator.
470
00:31:31,387 --> 00:31:34,448
Is somewhere in the top drawer. Just find it and use it.
471
00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:36,855
Well, wait. What does the black vibrator look like?
472
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:39,187
It's black. It vibrates.
473
00:31:41,397 --> 00:31:44,834
- Come on, Rod. Let's go to sue's room. - Okay.
474
00:31:45,401 --> 00:31:47,893
And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
475
00:31:56,512 --> 00:31:58,777
Hey, cutie! Cutie!
476
00:32:03,285 --> 00:32:04,412
Boobs... eye!
477
00:32:04,753 --> 00:32:06,221
Ah, yeah!
478
00:32:08,724 --> 00:32:11,853
Beg. Beg. Bang. Bang.
479
00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,494
Good boy. Straighten up.
480
00:32:15,364 --> 00:32:17,424
Good boy. Good boy.
481
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,496
He knows over a hundred commands.
482
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:23,265
I'm sorry. I can't see anything.
483
00:32:23,439 --> 00:32:26,273
- That is not funny, Cheryl. - That bitch.
484
00:32:26,909 --> 00:32:29,435
Fortunately when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
485
00:32:30,512 --> 00:32:32,310
Oh.
486
00:32:56,905 --> 00:32:58,339
Oh shit
487
00:33:02,277 --> 00:33:03,768
What's wrong with this thing?
488
00:33:19,361 --> 00:33:20,727
Cheryl, what is wrong?
489
00:33:21,463 --> 00:33:23,364
Lexi, it's Jake.
490
00:33:23,866 --> 00:33:27,303
He was getting a blow job by some pink... haired girl.
491
00:33:27,536 --> 00:33:28,333
For sure?
492
00:33:29,004 --> 00:33:30,870
I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
493
00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:32,667
so maybe... maybe it's my fault.
494
00:33:32,841 --> 00:33:35,902
That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
495
00:33:36,111 --> 00:33:37,443
I know. It's awful.
496
00:33:37,679 --> 00:33:40,376
I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
497
00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:46,485
Oh, no. Oh, my god. It's a text.
498
00:33:46,722 --> 00:33:48,452
It's from him. Um, I can't bear myself to read it.
499
00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:49,523
Okay.
500
00:33:50,192 --> 00:33:51,285
Uh, he's looking for you.
501
00:33:51,527 --> 00:33:53,393
He wants to give you your birthday gift.
502
00:33:53,762 --> 00:33:55,128
Oh, I can't face him.
503
00:33:55,264 --> 00:33:58,757
- Um, I have to go. I'm going. - No. You can't just leave.
504
00:33:59,401 --> 00:34:01,870
Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
505
00:34:02,037 --> 00:34:04,006
I mean, maybe I should confront him.
506
00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:07,404
No. He'll either deny it. Or admit and promise never to do it again.
507
00:34:07,576 --> 00:34:08,908
Either way, it's bullshit.
508
00:34:09,077 --> 00:34:10,511
I see only one option.
509
00:34:11,947 --> 00:34:14,041
- I'm leaving. - Revenge sex.
510
00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:16,248
Rev... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
511
00:34:16,485 --> 00:34:17,475
It means you find a guy,
512
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,348
you screw his brains out. And you let jake catch you.
513
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:23,382
But he... I mean, He doesn't even care.
514
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,184
He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would...
515
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,794
He's just into other girls.
516
00:34:26,962 --> 00:34:28,521
Trust me. He'll care.
517
00:34:28,864 --> 00:34:31,629
Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him,
518
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,962
to his ego, to screw someone else.
519
00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,364
When you've never even had sex with him,
520
00:34:36,605 --> 00:34:38,335
Especially if it's with someone smarter,
521
00:34:38,473 --> 00:34:40,374
Better... Looking. And with a bigger dick.
522
00:34:41,877 --> 00:34:43,311
No, I... I couldn't.
523
00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:45,970
Plus, I mean, there's... there's no one smarter...
524
00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:47,446
a... and better... Looking.
525
00:34:47,516 --> 00:34:49,485
Eric. He's perfect.
526
00:34:49,685 --> 00:34:51,677
Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
527
00:34:52,387 --> 00:34:55,448
I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
528
00:34:55,691 --> 00:34:57,387
Really? And what type is that?
529
00:34:57,559 --> 00:34:58,720
Slutty.
530
00:34:59,528 --> 00:35:01,895
Yeah. Trust me. He's amazing.
531
00:35:02,064 --> 00:35:04,295
I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
532
00:35:04,967 --> 00:35:06,833
Oh. No. I could never fool around.
533
00:35:07,002 --> 00:35:08,334
With somebody you've fooled around with.
534
00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:11,406
Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else,
535
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,769
someone that I haven't fooled around with.
536
00:35:16,445 --> 00:35:17,378
I don't...
537
00:35:17,713 --> 00:35:19,181
Okay, what does it matter.
538
00:35:19,448 --> 00:35:21,883
That I fooled around with him? I mean, it's... you're not gonna marry the guy.
539
00:35:22,384 --> 00:35:24,353
Mmm. No, I just couldn't do it.
540
00:35:24,586 --> 00:35:27,055
Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life.
541
00:35:27,322 --> 00:35:29,291
Knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing.
542
00:35:29,424 --> 00:35:32,394
To make your boyfriend feel. Like a total worthless piece of garbage.
543
00:35:32,594 --> 00:35:34,995
And possibly even scar him for the rest of his existence.
544
00:35:35,197 --> 00:35:37,689
And you chose not to do it, go ahead.
545
00:35:37,966 --> 00:35:40,731
But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
546
00:35:42,004 --> 00:35:43,267
I don't know.
547
00:35:43,472 --> 00:35:45,873
Trust me. It's going to work.
548
00:35:50,445 --> 00:35:53,108
Okay, I will intercept Jake. And get him upstairs.
549
00:35:54,549 --> 00:35:56,643
- Hi, Cheryl. Happy birthday. - Okay, enough chitchat.
550
00:35:56,785 --> 00:35:58,413
- Hey, I was... - Fuck no!
551
00:36:09,231 --> 00:36:10,426
Hey.
552
00:36:10,999 --> 00:36:12,365
Happy birthday.
553
00:36:13,669 --> 00:36:15,069
Thanks.
554
00:36:35,223 --> 00:36:37,454
- Have you guys seen Jake? - No?
555
00:36:40,562 --> 00:36:41,962
So...
556
00:36:43,031 --> 00:36:44,932
Happy birthday.
557
00:36:45,967 --> 00:36:47,697
Uh, do you know that most people think.
558
00:36:47,869 --> 00:36:50,464
That the happy birthday song was from britain?
559
00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:52,335
But it's actually from us. U.s.
560
00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:54,538
A... America.
561
00:36:56,078 --> 00:36:58,604
- United states. - I know where we live.
562
00:36:58,847 --> 00:37:00,713
Right. Of course.
563
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,212
Okay, Jesus, Eric. Are you gonna make your move or not?
564
00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:10,459
Oh, you want me to move? Yeah. No, I can totally move. I just... I...
565
00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:12,321
No. You're fine.
566
00:37:23,004 --> 00:37:24,404
Oh. Jake!
567
00:37:26,441 --> 00:37:28,501
So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
568
00:37:30,112 --> 00:37:31,580
I'm sorry. It?
569
00:37:31,747 --> 00:37:35,343
- What, um... - It... like monkey... boning.
570
00:37:35,517 --> 00:37:37,816
And, like, pigs in a blanket,
571
00:37:37,986 --> 00:37:39,545
Get real nasty.
572
00:37:39,721 --> 00:37:43,453
Oh. Oh, you mean like, uh...
573
00:37:44,126 --> 00:37:45,185
Right now?
574
00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:48,420
I mean, well, yeah. You know, the sooner the better,
575
00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:52,127
Yeah. Sure. I mean, yeah. Of course.
576
00:37:52,267 --> 00:37:54,327
Um, I just never realized that you...
577
00:37:55,036 --> 00:37:56,334
I mean...
578
00:37:57,672 --> 00:37:59,334
Whew. Uh...
579
00:38:00,442 --> 00:38:01,569
It's just...
580
00:38:02,878 --> 00:38:04,176
You're so...
581
00:38:05,514 --> 00:38:07,676
- You're so beautiful and... - Okay, um...
582
00:38:08,884 --> 00:38:10,284
Uh, no kissing.
583
00:38:10,886 --> 00:38:14,414
Right. Um, of course. Sorry?
584
00:38:16,792 --> 00:38:21,287
So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
585
00:38:23,632 --> 00:38:25,624
Oh, wow. Uh, you're wrapped up.
586
00:38:25,801 --> 00:38:28,566
Like a hot pocket or... a leftover macaroni and cheese.
587
00:38:29,404 --> 00:38:30,770
Not that you're left over. You're not.
588
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,873
Y... You're fresh.
589
00:38:33,475 --> 00:38:34,534
Organic.
590
00:38:35,076 --> 00:38:36,374
Yep.
591
00:38:37,746 --> 00:38:39,408
- So the wrap. - Right.
592
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:43,082
Where's the, uh...
593
00:38:43,285 --> 00:38:45,345
It's, uh... the edge is, like, right over here.
594
00:38:45,554 --> 00:38:47,284
- Oh, oh. Yeah. Here it is. It's... I see it. - Yeah.
595
00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:50,391
Uh, just, uh. Yes uh...
596
00:38:51,426 --> 00:38:53,657
S... Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I... I'm...
597
00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:55,320
That's... That's okay.
598
00:38:55,564 --> 00:38:57,032
Do it again.
599
00:38:57,799 --> 00:38:59,825
Sorry, I... I bite my nails,
600
00:39:00,001 --> 00:39:01,367
- so it's a little difficult sometimes. - You know what?
601
00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:03,401
Let me just lay on the bed.
602
00:39:04,439 --> 00:39:05,600
Okay.
603
00:39:09,544 --> 00:39:12,514
Uh. Let me just see.
604
00:39:13,281 --> 00:39:16,615
- Oh, here it is. I got it. - All right. Just, um, pull it.
605
00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:18,049
Let me just...
606
00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:23,691
Oh, jeez. Cheryl, are you...
607
00:39:24,559 --> 00:39:25,993
- Are you okay? - Help. Help.
608
00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:30,361
Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
609
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,291
Oh, jeez.
610
00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:40,668
Well, that was stupid.
611
00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:43,500
Yeah.
612
00:39:46,281 --> 00:39:48,011
How you doing tonight? You having a good time?
613
00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:49,816
Yeah? Good.
614
00:39:50,085 --> 00:39:54,079
- Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs. - What?
615
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:56,081
I can't hear you.
616
00:39:56,324 --> 00:39:57,656
Need another beer.
617
00:39:57,993 --> 00:39:59,894
- Chips are so damn salty. - Jake!
618
00:40:00,028 --> 00:40:01,894
- So anyway... - Upstairs!
619
00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:05,325
- Yeah. - Hold on. Gotta take a piss.
620
00:40:05,567 --> 00:40:06,933
Too much beer.
621
00:40:34,329 --> 00:40:35,353
Finally.
622
00:40:35,597 --> 00:40:38,226
I, uh... set me just get the blinds.
623
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,096
Oh, oh. No, no, no. No, no, no.
624
00:40:40,268 --> 00:40:42,669
- Um, don't... don't worry about it. - What?
625
00:40:43,605 --> 00:40:46,404
I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
626
00:40:47,642 --> 00:40:48,701
Oh.
627
00:40:49,644 --> 00:40:51,374
- Well, okay. - Okay.
628
00:41:22,444 --> 00:41:24,174
You like that, baby, huh?
629
00:41:39,027 --> 00:41:40,120
What are you doing?
630
00:41:40,428 --> 00:41:43,887
Uh, I think it's time,
631
00:41:44,366 --> 00:41:47,427
you know, to... do it.
632
00:41:48,203 --> 00:41:51,196
- Um, not yet. More foreplay. - Huh? Oh.
633
00:41:58,313 --> 00:42:01,408
J... A... K...
634
00:42:01,616 --> 00:42:03,551
So good.
635
00:42:03,885 --> 00:42:05,217
Oh.
636
00:42:05,987 --> 00:42:08,081
- Yep. - Oh. My jaw.
637
00:42:08,556 --> 00:42:11,720
- Jaw. Jaw. - Jaw. Wh... What? What?
638
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,121
Oh...
639
00:42:14,963 --> 00:42:17,762
- L... Lockjaw. Lockjaw. - Is that even a thing?
640
00:42:18,466 --> 00:42:19,434
I don't know.
641
00:42:21,469 --> 00:42:23,062
Are you okay?
642
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,376
N... No, no, no. It's, uh... It's fine.
643
00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:30,376
I'm just e... embarrassed.
644
00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:33,809
It's probably TMJ.
645
00:42:34,482 --> 00:42:36,314
Or fracture, swollen...
646
00:42:37,085 --> 00:42:38,280
You sure you're okay?
647
00:42:38,987 --> 00:42:40,046
Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
648
00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:42,156
- Okay, great. Have fun. - Oh!
649
00:42:55,804 --> 00:42:58,603
- Now. Now. Let's do it now, now. - No, not yet. Not yet.
650
00:43:01,443 --> 00:43:02,308
I'm gonna come.
651
00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:03,705
- No. Not yet. - I'm gonna come. Are you ready?
652
00:43:03,878 --> 00:43:06,313
No! No! No, no, no!...
653
00:43:06,481 --> 00:43:08,211
No, no, no! Not yet! Lexi!
654
00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:09,884
Lexi! Oh, shit.
655
00:43:11,319 --> 00:43:12,343
No means no.
656
00:43:12,554 --> 00:43:14,216
Huh? Oh, I... I'm so sorry.
657
00:43:14,389 --> 00:43:15,482
I... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
658
00:43:15,723 --> 00:43:18,192
It's been a really long time, And I just... I haven't masturbated.
659
00:43:18,393 --> 00:43:19,691
Very many...
660
00:43:22,397 --> 00:43:23,330
Uh... Uh.
661
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,327
Oh. Hey, Jake.
662
00:43:28,403 --> 00:43:29,530
How you doing?
663
00:43:30,438 --> 00:43:31,736
- How's it going? - Good.
664
00:43:31,906 --> 00:43:33,807
Eric? Come.
665
00:43:37,445 --> 00:43:38,913
Excuse me!
666
00:43:41,683 --> 00:43:43,049
Cheryl's in...
667
00:43:47,522 --> 00:43:48,490
What's up, bro?
668
00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:50,850
What the fuck is...
669
00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:52,886
Hey, wait.
670
00:43:54,162 --> 00:43:56,222
Lex, babe, still waiting.
671
00:44:02,470 --> 00:44:04,405
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
672
00:44:07,642 --> 00:44:10,373
Damn it. I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
673
00:44:11,446 --> 00:44:12,709
Hey, you.
674
00:44:13,481 --> 00:44:15,382
You better stop making fun of the blind,
675
00:44:15,550 --> 00:44:16,813
Or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
676
00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,153
I'm so sorry.
677
00:44:21,322 --> 00:44:22,790
I'll never make fun of the blind again.
678
00:44:36,404 --> 00:44:37,269
God
679
00:44:38,006 --> 00:44:40,134
These water balloons, They feel so real.
680
00:44:40,475 --> 00:44:43,912
- They are real, bitch. - I'm sorry.
681
00:44:45,046 --> 00:44:46,241
Freak.
682
00:44:53,521 --> 00:44:56,320
This just isn't working out.
683
00:45:12,607 --> 00:45:14,576
Oh, man. No more water balloons.
684
00:45:14,809 --> 00:45:16,402
This party's ass.
685
00:45:18,746 --> 00:45:21,443
Yeah, yeah...
686
00:45:23,351 --> 00:45:25,252
This just isn't working.
687
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,318
Nothing. What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
688
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,788
Gotta be careful, man. The lock sticks.
689
00:45:33,995 --> 00:45:35,623
Spark it up.
690
00:45:35,797 --> 00:45:37,425
- All right. - Yes.
691
00:45:39,267 --> 00:45:41,759
Oh, man. I love this game.
692
00:45:42,003 --> 00:45:42,595
Where's the controllers?
693
00:45:42,804 --> 00:45:43,999
- We gotta play. - Uh, here. Here, Here, here, here.
694
00:45:44,205 --> 00:45:46,731
- Okay, let me find. - Another one.
695
00:45:48,443 --> 00:45:49,411
Whoo!
696
00:45:50,278 --> 00:45:51,507
- Whoa! - Look at this.
697
00:45:54,282 --> 00:45:57,081
Oh, my... get that thing away. Jesus.
698
00:46:04,192 --> 00:46:05,660
Hey, dude, nice shot.
699
00:46:06,828 --> 00:46:07,852
Wasn't me.
700
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,101
Whoa. Nice.
701
00:46:15,336 --> 00:46:16,531
Are you sitting on it or something?
702
00:46:18,606 --> 00:46:21,132
Hey, you found the grenade launcher. Nice. Nice.
703
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,284
Do you have the extra controller?
704
00:46:44,766 --> 00:46:46,166
Whoa!
705
00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:49,561
- You are the controller. - No. I just...
706
00:46:50,638 --> 00:46:53,267
I didn't. I sw... ear I...
707
00:46:59,714 --> 00:47:02,343
- And I was like, don't leave, so... - Hey, Sue.
708
00:47:06,521 --> 00:47:08,456
One second. It's okay. Uh, hey, Sue.
709
00:47:18,566 --> 00:47:20,296
Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
710
00:47:20,435 --> 00:47:22,131
Yeah. I just needed to,
711
00:47:23,471 --> 00:47:24,939
Oh. Sure.
712
00:47:25,606 --> 00:47:30,044
Listen, Sue, I... I was rethinking what I said earlier.
713
00:47:30,545 --> 00:47:31,604
You were?
714
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,048
You mean...
715
00:47:34,248 --> 00:47:35,648
Yeah.
716
00:47:37,485 --> 00:47:39,818
So you think we should give it a try?
717
00:47:41,322 --> 00:47:42,517
Could we go get a drink?
718
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,325
Wow. Um, your toilet's really...
719
00:47:48,629 --> 00:47:50,222
Clogged. You sh...
720
00:47:50,398 --> 00:47:51,923
You know what? I... I gotta go.
721
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,294
- Um, happy birthday. - Un, no, Chris!
722
00:47:54,469 --> 00:47:55,869
No! That wasn't... I didn't...
723
00:47:56,070 --> 00:47:57,663
God, never mind.
724
00:48:09,384 --> 00:48:11,410
This was the worst idea ever.
725
00:48:11,686 --> 00:48:13,484
I'm never going to have sex.
726
00:48:14,322 --> 00:48:15,620
Ow.
727
00:48:31,439 --> 00:48:33,772
Hello. A little attention here.
728
00:48:34,308 --> 00:48:35,970
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
729
00:48:41,649 --> 00:48:46,019
- Lex, don't be selfish. - Oh, right. Sorry.
730
00:48:58,566 --> 00:48:59,363
Jeez.
731
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,331
Who invented this stupid position anyway?
732
00:49:02,603 --> 00:49:04,333
Too much fucking multitasking.
733
00:49:05,106 --> 00:49:06,335
Screw it.
734
00:49:06,507 --> 00:49:07,668
Let's just do it.
735
00:49:18,386 --> 00:49:20,082
This is it.
736
00:49:24,725 --> 00:49:25,488
What is it?
737
00:49:26,561 --> 00:49:28,325
Uh, I can't...
738
00:49:29,030 --> 00:49:30,726
Seem to get it in.
739
00:49:31,365 --> 00:49:32,355
Ow!
740
00:49:32,767 --> 00:49:34,235
- Don't force it, please. - Sorry.
741
00:49:34,435 --> 00:49:35,698
Thank you.
742
00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:38,004
We were so hot last week.
743
00:49:38,673 --> 00:49:40,141
What the hell is different?
744
00:49:40,274 --> 00:49:42,368
What? Why did this happen?
745
00:49:44,512 --> 00:49:46,572
Well, JJ was there last time.
746
00:49:47,248 --> 00:49:49,240
Oh, yeah. JJ.
747
00:49:50,485 --> 00:49:51,885
Oh, no.
748
00:49:53,688 --> 00:49:55,316
Oh, no.
749
00:49:55,756 --> 00:49:57,247
Could it be that I've become such a slut...
750
00:49:57,525 --> 00:50:00,120
that I need a threesome to even get excited?
751
00:50:00,561 --> 00:50:02,257
I've used up all my juices.
752
00:50:02,396 --> 00:50:05,423
I've gone dry, like a used... up orange.
753
00:50:11,005 --> 00:50:13,474
So is, uh, JJ here tonight?
754
00:50:13,708 --> 00:50:15,142
Not that I know of.
755
00:50:16,143 --> 00:50:17,167
It doesn't matter.
756
00:50:17,345 --> 00:50:20,406
We don't need a third party. We are gonna do this.
757
00:50:20,915 --> 00:50:23,146
We just need a little...
758
00:50:24,685 --> 00:50:28,315
Here. I got this edible massage oil.
759
00:50:28,523 --> 00:50:30,321
You can use it as a lube.
760
00:50:39,433 --> 00:50:40,492
All right.
761
00:50:40,668 --> 00:50:42,102
What the...
762
00:50:42,803 --> 00:50:45,534
Oh, my god! What the fuck is that?
763
00:50:45,706 --> 00:50:47,334
Holy shit!
764
00:50:52,547 --> 00:50:54,311
Oh!
765
00:50:55,483 --> 00:50:57,816
This is the hot lip gloss.
766
00:50:57,952 --> 00:51:00,615
No wonder my lips weren't plumping.
767
00:51:04,158 --> 00:51:06,093
Oh. Oh. Ahh.
768
00:51:06,961 --> 00:51:08,395
That does burn.
769
00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:53,940
No. Oh. That was bad.
770
00:51:54,108 --> 00:51:56,168
That was so bad.
771
00:52:05,519 --> 00:52:08,421
Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
772
00:52:11,158 --> 00:52:13,320
I think that guy's name starts with a "J."
773
00:52:15,896 --> 00:52:18,889
Hey, does your name start with a "J"?
774
00:52:19,967 --> 00:52:21,435
Yes, it does.
775
00:52:21,602 --> 00:52:22,968
So you're JJ?
776
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,130
Hello. Welcome to 1... 800... Confess.
777
00:52:49,363 --> 00:52:51,298
Would you like a priest or a nun today?
778
00:52:51,432 --> 00:52:52,127
A nun.
779
00:52:52,366 --> 00:52:54,301
Please punch in your credit card number.
780
00:52:59,006 --> 00:53:00,338
Please hold.
781
00:53:00,508 --> 00:53:01,567
Oh, thank goodness.
782
00:53:04,445 --> 00:53:07,313
1... 900... Confession. How may I be of service?
783
00:53:07,515 --> 00:53:09,609
It's been one day since my last confession.
784
00:53:09,984 --> 00:53:12,215
I accuse myself of the following sins...
785
00:53:12,353 --> 00:53:13,343
One day.
786
00:53:16,524 --> 00:53:17,389
Uh, is that too long?
787
00:53:17,591 --> 00:53:20,186
I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
788
00:53:20,361 --> 00:53:21,659
Go on.
789
00:53:21,962 --> 00:53:24,932
Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself.
790
00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:26,134
Inappropriately.
791
00:53:26,367 --> 00:53:28,302
Well, actually, I didn't. A washing machine did.
792
00:53:28,436 --> 00:53:29,836
What's her problem?
793
00:53:30,037 --> 00:53:32,131
A washing machine touched her.
794
00:53:33,607 --> 00:53:36,702
Uh, well, you know, I sat on a washing machine, and, well...
795
00:53:37,044 --> 00:53:38,706
All right, freak. Time's up.
796
00:53:39,113 --> 00:53:40,172
What? But what do I do?
797
00:53:40,448 --> 00:53:41,973
Just unplug the thing.
798
00:53:42,316 --> 00:53:44,547
No, but... but I think I might have had an...
799
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:45,880
Orgasm.
800
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,249
Well, then be happy you found the perfect man.
801
00:53:49,423 --> 00:53:50,322
I'm serious.
802
00:53:50,558 --> 00:53:53,392
Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady so...
803
00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:55,852
I'll tell you this.
804
00:53:56,263 --> 00:53:58,164
Masturbation isn't a sin.
805
00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:00,425
No contritions?
806
00:54:00,801 --> 00:54:03,669
You broke no covenant with god. It's not in the bible.
807
00:54:04,605 --> 00:54:07,575
So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
808
00:54:07,842 --> 00:54:10,402
Like morning, afternoon, night?
809
00:54:11,078 --> 00:54:13,377
Yes, and other things can touch you.
810
00:54:13,514 --> 00:54:15,983
Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
811
00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:18,415
Neither is intentional masturbation.
812
00:54:20,354 --> 00:54:24,086
- God's pretty cool that way. - He sure is. Now run along.
813
00:54:27,128 --> 00:54:30,121
Wow. How do you know all that?
814
00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:31,695
Because I'm a nun.
815
00:54:31,966 --> 00:54:33,730
Now eat my pussy, bitch!
816
00:54:35,402 --> 00:54:37,997
Accidental masturbation. Who'd have thunk?
817
00:54:44,545 --> 00:54:47,242
Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idea.
818
00:54:47,948 --> 00:54:49,541
God, I'm getting out of here.
819
00:54:51,752 --> 00:54:54,017
Yeah, I admit it. I got no game.
820
00:54:54,488 --> 00:54:58,255
I guess I just get a little nervous around beautiful women like you.
821
00:55:00,761 --> 00:55:02,354
Fucking douche... bag.
822
00:55:03,164 --> 00:55:04,325
Damn it.
823
00:55:04,765 --> 00:55:07,234
Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
824
00:55:07,601 --> 00:55:08,569
You go, girl.
825
00:55:09,403 --> 00:55:10,530
What?
826
00:55:11,472 --> 00:55:12,804
What are you doing here?
827
00:55:13,507 --> 00:55:15,442
We needed someplace private.
828
00:55:15,676 --> 00:55:16,644
But, hey, listen.
829
00:55:16,844 --> 00:55:18,369
If you're serious about getting laid...
830
00:55:18,546 --> 00:55:20,606
- Yeah. - If you want someone great...
831
00:55:20,848 --> 00:55:24,012
I mean really the best ever...
832
00:55:24,952 --> 00:55:26,352
No offense.
833
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,649
- Frank, the blind guy. - Really?
834
00:55:29,824 --> 00:55:33,386
I'm telling you. He's amazing.
835
00:55:33,561 --> 00:55:35,257
I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
836
00:55:35,429 --> 00:55:37,955
It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
837
00:55:38,566 --> 00:55:42,333
It was like we used all our senses, everything.
838
00:55:44,405 --> 00:55:46,670
If you're interested, I'll set it up.
839
00:55:47,441 --> 00:55:48,841
All right.
840
00:55:52,446 --> 00:55:53,311
What about him,
841
00:55:53,514 --> 00:55:54,573
Jeremy?
842
00:55:54,748 --> 00:55:56,546
I know Jeremy.
843
00:55:56,717 --> 00:55:58,481
I think I fooled around with him once.
844
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,347
I don't know his last name, though.
845
00:56:01,722 --> 00:56:04,317
It's Jones, Jeremy Jones.
846
00:56:04,925 --> 00:56:06,393
This all makes sense.
847
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:07,493
Excuse me.
848
00:56:08,429 --> 00:56:09,419
Jeremy.
849
00:56:09,830 --> 00:56:11,355
- Hi. - Hey.
850
00:56:11,565 --> 00:56:12,692
Who was on the phone?
851
00:56:12,967 --> 00:56:14,094
Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
852
00:56:14,768 --> 00:56:15,736
You'll meet her.
853
00:56:15,936 --> 00:56:19,134
- She'll be here in, like, an hour. - Wait. You have a girlfriend?
854
00:56:31,785 --> 00:56:33,879
Oh. Hi, Frank.
855
00:56:34,388 --> 00:56:35,686
Sit.
856
00:56:38,726 --> 00:56:40,126
Oh, you meant...
857
00:56:40,394 --> 00:56:41,862
You meant the dog.
858
00:56:43,163 --> 00:56:44,358
Relax.
859
00:56:45,566 --> 00:56:47,364
Need to relax and calm down.
860
00:56:56,677 --> 00:56:59,044
Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
861
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,771
Then why are you biting your nail?
862
00:57:01,282 --> 00:57:02,443
I'm not.
863
00:57:04,952 --> 00:57:06,352
How did you know that?
864
00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:09,921
Corner.
865
00:57:12,593 --> 00:57:13,686
Sit.
866
00:57:14,762 --> 00:57:16,060
Roll over.
867
00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:19,760
Oh, you mean me.
868
00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:23,127
Oh, how do you... how do you want me to...
869
00:57:23,604 --> 00:57:25,072
Just lay down.
870
00:57:35,349 --> 00:57:38,410
- Oh. Oh. - I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
871
00:57:38,886 --> 00:57:40,752
considering it a teachable moment.
872
00:57:41,388 --> 00:57:42,321
Okay.
873
00:57:44,725 --> 00:57:46,057
Oh.
874
00:57:47,828 --> 00:57:49,353
See me with your hands.
875
00:57:53,033 --> 00:57:54,433
All right. Uh...
876
00:58:00,874 --> 00:58:03,844
You know, I should really I have... boyfriend and my...
877
00:58:04,078 --> 00:58:05,102
Really.
878
00:58:17,024 --> 00:58:18,925
Mmm, peanut butter.
879
00:58:33,007 --> 00:58:35,203
Frank. Frank. Oh.
880
00:58:38,245 --> 00:58:39,440
Oh, Frank.
881
00:58:42,483 --> 00:58:45,146
You know what, man? Hey, give me a chip.
882
00:58:45,486 --> 00:58:47,853
- My chips, homeboy. - Dude, give me a chip, man.
883
00:58:48,088 --> 00:58:49,420
- My chips. - Dude.
884
00:58:49,556 --> 00:58:51,320
- My chips. - Dude, give me a chip.
885
00:58:52,526 --> 00:58:53,687
My chips.
886
00:58:54,361 --> 00:58:56,330
Guys, why are you making such a mess?
887
00:58:57,064 --> 00:58:58,362
Sorry.
888
00:59:05,272 --> 00:59:08,538
It was just a case of accidental masturbation. That's all.
889
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:14,175
Go away.
890
00:59:14,448 --> 00:59:17,145
- I got it. No. I got it. - No, really, please. I want to help.
891
00:59:17,518 --> 00:59:18,884
Please.
892
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:21,845
Okay, everybody out.
893
00:59:22,523 --> 00:59:24,116
Leave. I have to vacuum.
894
00:59:36,904 --> 00:59:39,464
You're not even getting the chips. They're... they're over here.
895
00:59:40,507 --> 00:59:43,409
I just... I see some dust over here, so...
896
00:59:45,446 --> 00:59:49,213
It's just there's so much dust on this floor.
897
00:59:49,416 --> 00:59:51,214
Ah, it's a dirty floor.
898
00:59:51,485 --> 00:59:53,420
Such a dirty...
899
00:59:54,288 --> 00:59:56,314
Dirty floor.
900
01:00:12,873 --> 01:00:16,002
Okay. Okay. Oh all right.
901
01:00:17,478 --> 01:00:19,379
Think I got all of that.
902
01:00:19,913 --> 01:00:21,814
I'm just gonna... I'll see you.
903
01:00:24,518 --> 01:00:27,249
We gotta find a room, dude. We gotta... oh, here's one.
904
01:00:27,488 --> 01:00:29,218
Oh, frankie.
905
01:00:29,456 --> 01:00:31,391
- Oh. Oh, my... - What was that?
906
01:00:31,592 --> 01:00:32,389
What?!
907
01:00:33,026 --> 01:00:35,325
- Oh, fuck you shit. - Shit. Aw, man, we gotta...
908
01:00:35,395 --> 01:00:36,886
Oh, we can smoke in here.
909
01:00:38,665 --> 01:00:41,430
Stop. Frank, stop teasing, Frank.
910
01:00:42,202 --> 01:00:43,465
- Oh, shit. - Ah, I'm trapped in a box.
911
01:00:43,604 --> 01:00:45,163
Oh, sorry, man. We were just looking for.
912
01:00:45,405 --> 01:00:46,395
A place to finish this roach.
913
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,802
- Oh. I heard something, so... - You want to join us?
914
01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:52,173
- No. I'm, like, kind of in the middle of... - Come on, you gotta do it. Come on.
915
01:00:52,646 --> 01:00:54,376
- Seriously, guys, I need to go back... - Where's your dog, man?
916
01:00:54,515 --> 01:00:57,610
Dude, what's it like being blind? I bet it's trippy.
917
01:01:00,554 --> 01:01:01,613
Frank?
918
01:01:02,456 --> 01:01:04,516
Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
919
01:01:05,559 --> 01:01:06,857
Come here, Frank.
920
01:01:07,561 --> 01:01:08,494
Frank, come here.
921
01:01:08,729 --> 01:01:10,493
Come. Frank, come on.
922
01:01:10,664 --> 01:01:11,893
Come on, Frank.
923
01:01:12,032 --> 01:01:14,092
Yep. Lick it.
924
01:01:14,268 --> 01:01:15,361
Lick it up, Frank.
925
01:01:15,669 --> 01:01:17,069
Lick it up, Frank.
926
01:01:17,471 --> 01:01:19,133
Yeah. Come on.
927
01:01:20,507 --> 01:01:21,475
Ah... Oh.
928
01:01:23,076 --> 01:01:24,203
It's tickling me.
929
01:01:25,679 --> 01:01:26,772
Oh, Frank.
930
01:01:27,047 --> 01:01:29,243
Oh. Oh, yeah. Lick it, Frank.
931
01:01:31,685 --> 01:01:35,053
Bro, you are too funny.
932
01:01:35,389 --> 01:01:36,413
Thanks, man.
933
01:01:37,124 --> 01:01:38,148
Oh, this is some good stuff.
934
01:01:38,392 --> 01:01:39,655
I haven't smoked since junior high.
935
01:01:39,826 --> 01:01:42,455
Dude, I didn't stop smoking since junior high.
936
01:01:42,963 --> 01:01:46,127
Wait. Wait. Feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
937
01:01:48,569 --> 01:01:51,061
Damn, I really can't remember. This is some good shit.
938
01:01:52,272 --> 01:01:54,935
Oh. I can't even handle it anymore.
939
01:01:55,108 --> 01:01:57,236
Oh, my god. You're so silly.
940
01:01:57,444 --> 01:01:58,844
You're so silly, frankie.
941
01:01:59,046 --> 01:02:00,378
Oh. Okay.
942
01:02:01,281 --> 01:02:02,613
No way.
943
01:02:03,884 --> 01:02:05,944
Buster. Buster, come here.
944
01:02:07,988 --> 01:02:09,286
No way.
945
01:02:09,523 --> 01:02:10,889
- Take a video of this. - Holy shit.
946
01:02:11,124 --> 01:02:14,185
Holy shit, That's some funny, funny shit.
947
01:02:14,394 --> 01:02:15,692
Doggie style.
948
01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:18,230
I'll be your dog.
949
01:02:19,766 --> 01:02:21,029
Yes!
950
01:02:27,107 --> 01:02:29,008
Doggie style.
951
01:02:30,277 --> 01:02:31,404
Oh, my god.
952
01:02:34,147 --> 01:02:36,048
Doggie style.
953
01:02:36,683 --> 01:02:38,413
Oh, my god.
954
01:02:38,919 --> 01:02:40,353
Get the fuck out!
955
01:02:41,521 --> 01:02:43,683
Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out!
956
01:02:43,924 --> 01:02:46,985
- Get the fuck out! - I'm so putting this online.
957
01:02:51,565 --> 01:02:52,760
Holy shit.
958
01:03:07,714 --> 01:03:08,773
Oh, no.
959
01:03:08,949 --> 01:03:10,212
You're the devil.
960
01:03:10,350 --> 01:03:11,409
No more.
961
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,284
This is all just a horrible mistake.
962
01:03:15,722 --> 01:03:17,054
You're a good person,
963
01:03:17,324 --> 01:03:19,384
Not some sinful, self...
964
01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,656
Stimulating slut.
965
01:03:21,828 --> 01:03:23,524
You're not. You're better than that.
966
01:03:29,636 --> 01:03:30,729
No.
967
01:03:30,904 --> 01:03:32,133
Never again.
968
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,206
Oh, no.
969
01:03:36,643 --> 01:03:38,305
Oh, please no more.
970
01:03:39,846 --> 01:03:41,838
Ah, damn it, I can't stop.
971
01:03:45,385 --> 01:03:47,047
Oh, I'm so bad.
972
01:03:48,088 --> 01:03:50,319
Oh, 12 different speeds.
973
01:04:14,681 --> 01:04:16,877
No. You disgust me.
974
01:04:22,322 --> 01:04:26,384
But, JJ, I... Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time...
975
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,687
We had together, don't you?
976
01:04:28,528 --> 01:04:29,518
Please.
977
01:04:29,696 --> 01:04:31,289
Lex, I can't.
978
01:04:32,399 --> 01:04:35,164
I mean, I got a girlfriend. I really like This girl.
979
01:04:35,402 --> 01:04:36,495
Fine!
980
01:04:37,003 --> 01:04:38,335
It's just so sad,
981
01:04:38,472 --> 01:04:41,374
because I'm wearing this cupless bra,
982
01:04:41,608 --> 01:04:44,578
and I also have on crotchless panties...
983
01:04:45,512 --> 01:04:49,882
With just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
984
01:04:50,484 --> 01:04:51,611
Oh.
985
01:04:53,553 --> 01:04:56,216
Ah. We've got, like, 30 minutes...
986
01:04:56,390 --> 01:04:57,983
- before she gets here. - Perfect.
987
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,726
Oh, yes. Mmm, do it. Oh, let's do it.
988
01:05:10,437 --> 01:05:11,962
Fuck me. Fuck me now.
989
01:05:16,243 --> 01:05:18,303
- What? What's wrong? - I can't.
990
01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:19,910
I can't get it in.
991
01:05:20,647 --> 01:05:22,513
It's too dry down there.
992
01:05:22,682 --> 01:05:25,345
It's like dessert down there. It's sandpaper.
993
01:05:25,519 --> 01:05:27,283
- I just... sorry. - Okay, I get the picture.
994
01:05:27,521 --> 01:05:28,955
Just try again.
995
01:05:31,024 --> 01:05:33,459
No. Why is this happening?
996
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,326
We've fooled around before.
997
01:05:35,562 --> 01:05:38,327
I... I was dripping wet. I came, like, four times, remember?
998
01:05:38,765 --> 01:05:40,358
Just do what you did then. Go on.
999
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:41,761
I already did my thing.
1000
01:05:42,002 --> 01:05:42,935
I already tried.
1001
01:05:43,637 --> 01:05:46,266
What? What is different this time?
1002
01:05:47,307 --> 01:05:48,605
I don't know.
1003
01:05:48,842 --> 01:05:49,832
Last time...
1004
01:05:52,546 --> 01:05:54,515
I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
1005
01:05:54,714 --> 01:05:55,647
What?
1006
01:05:56,616 --> 01:05:58,209
You're not JJ?
1007
01:05:58,685 --> 01:06:02,349
But your name is Jeremy jones. How can you not be JJ?
1008
01:06:03,123 --> 01:06:05,388
Who the hell is this JJ?
1009
01:06:05,926 --> 01:06:07,189
Where are you going?
1010
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:08,293
We're not done here.
1011
01:06:08,595 --> 01:06:10,223
I can still do this. I just need A little bit of foreplay.
1012
01:06:10,397 --> 01:06:11,695
I can do this.
1013
01:06:12,365 --> 01:06:14,698
I don't need JJ. I don't need anyone else.
1014
01:06:14,835 --> 01:06:16,360
We can do this.
1015
01:06:16,870 --> 01:06:18,600
Oh! Go team.
1016
01:06:19,673 --> 01:06:23,440
- Uh, you're... You're... - What? Just keep going.
1017
01:06:26,847 --> 01:06:29,180
- Jeremy, are you... - Shit!
1018
01:06:29,316 --> 01:06:30,409
Hold on a second!
1019
01:06:31,751 --> 01:06:32,844
Jeremy!
1020
01:06:37,390 --> 01:06:38,983
Get...
1021
01:06:39,159 --> 01:06:41,094
- Where's Jeremy? - Hi.
1022
01:06:41,628 --> 01:06:43,529
Uh, we were just, you know, working out.
1023
01:06:44,831 --> 01:06:47,027
Hey, babe. Just working out.
1024
01:06:50,604 --> 01:06:52,937
How could you, you bastard!
1025
01:06:55,876 --> 01:06:57,845
- You might want to... - What?
1026
01:06:59,045 --> 01:07:00,445
What?
1027
01:07:03,483 --> 01:07:04,849
Mariella!
1028
01:07:05,318 --> 01:07:08,015
- Mariella! - You know, those aren't mine!
1029
01:07:08,522 --> 01:07:09,854
At least not all of them.
1030
01:07:11,424 --> 01:07:13,188
What is wrong with you?
1031
01:07:16,563 --> 01:07:18,031
What is wrong with you?
1032
01:07:19,399 --> 01:07:20,992
You used to be so pure.
1033
01:07:21,468 --> 01:07:23,300
Well, no more. That's it.
1034
01:07:23,436 --> 01:07:25,132
Really, that's the last one.
1035
01:07:47,527 --> 01:07:48,927
Ah, yes.
1036
01:08:03,476 --> 01:08:05,104
Cheryl.
1037
01:08:08,481 --> 01:08:11,542
What is it? What are you doing down here?
1038
01:08:11,751 --> 01:08:13,049
Waiting for everyone to leave...
1039
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,812
So I can sneak out and get far, far way from here.
1040
01:08:15,956 --> 01:08:17,515
What? Why?
1041
01:08:17,724 --> 01:08:21,718
Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and... ecch.
1042
01:08:21,995 --> 01:08:24,362
Honey, it's gonna be okay.
1043
01:08:24,564 --> 01:08:26,430
No, it's not okay.
1044
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,892
God. And you know whose fault it is?
1045
01:08:30,070 --> 01:08:31,561
- I'm sorry. - It's Jake's!
1046
01:08:31,805 --> 01:08:32,864
Jake's fault!
1047
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,470
That lying, cheating bastard.
1048
01:08:35,642 --> 01:08:39,443
Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
1049
01:08:39,746 --> 01:08:42,375
Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him!
1050
01:08:42,549 --> 01:08:43,949
I mean, it's my birthday.
1051
01:08:44,150 --> 01:08:45,243
And where is he, anyway?
1052
01:08:45,485 --> 01:08:46,885
Like why isn't he hanging out with me?
1053
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,851
You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
1054
01:08:50,056 --> 01:08:53,322
Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk Of my mind,
1055
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,461
- A big piece of it. - Yeah.
1056
01:08:56,296 --> 01:08:57,958
You know, you might want to just...
1057
01:08:58,598 --> 01:09:00,430
you need to look hot when you break up with him.
1058
01:09:00,734 --> 01:09:01,497
Yeah, you're right.
1059
01:09:02,569 --> 01:09:04,470
- I won't wear a sheet. - No.
1060
01:09:10,243 --> 01:09:12,610
I'm sorry. I'm so...
1061
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,574
I get shy around beautiful women like you.
1062
01:09:18,151 --> 01:09:19,414
I got no game.
1063
01:09:25,592 --> 01:09:27,060
It's not important.
1064
01:09:35,869 --> 01:09:37,132
Hey. Um...
1065
01:09:37,437 --> 01:09:38,405
Eric, I... I can't talk right now.
1066
01:09:38,638 --> 01:09:40,129
No, no. I really need to talk to you.
1067
01:09:41,207 --> 01:09:43,642
- Really, Eric, I... I can't right now, so... - No, no, no, no.
1068
01:09:43,843 --> 01:09:46,176
I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
1069
01:09:46,346 --> 01:09:48,178
And I'm just embarrassed,
1070
01:09:48,448 --> 01:09:50,542
- And I want to make it up to you. - Eric, really,
1071
01:09:51,184 --> 01:09:53,278
- I don't care. It's fine... - No, but I do.
1072
01:09:53,787 --> 01:09:55,415
I mean, I do. I care.
1073
01:09:57,323 --> 01:09:58,916
I haven't known how to tell you,
1074
01:09:59,392 --> 01:10:01,793
Maybe 'cause... I don't know... I'm a little shy.
1075
01:10:01,961 --> 01:10:04,760
But I was wondering or hoping...
1076
01:10:05,231 --> 01:10:08,133
that we could go out sometime...
1077
01:10:08,435 --> 01:10:09,368
Soon.
1078
01:10:09,602 --> 01:10:11,002
Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while,
1079
01:10:11,204 --> 01:10:12,536
And it would be nice to go out...
1080
01:10:12,672 --> 01:10:13,537
- before I... - Really?
1081
01:10:13,673 --> 01:10:14,971
Eric, you're shy?
1082
01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:16,176
You have no game?
1083
01:10:17,243 --> 01:10:18,836
Well, no, not really.
1084
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:22,176
Yeah, no. I can't do this. Sorry.
1085
01:10:25,785 --> 01:10:27,413
Okay. All right.
1086
01:10:27,887 --> 01:10:29,150
I, uh...
1087
01:10:30,724 --> 01:10:32,090
Happy birthday, then.
1088
01:10:42,469 --> 01:10:44,870
I... I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...
1089
01:10:58,952 --> 01:11:01,353
Wow. Wow.
1090
01:11:16,002 --> 01:11:17,334
Here I come, baby.
1091
01:11:17,470 --> 01:11:19,735
Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
1092
01:11:20,306 --> 01:11:22,468
Now you can make a glow... In... The... Dark replica of my penis,
1093
01:11:22,675 --> 01:11:24,075
As seen on TV.
1094
01:11:25,545 --> 01:11:27,776
Man, she's gonna love this.
1095
01:11:31,117 --> 01:11:34,087
Oh. Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
1096
01:11:34,354 --> 01:11:35,617
Oh, goddamn it. Not again.
1097
01:11:35,789 --> 01:11:37,655
- Oh, no. Um... - Cheryl, honey, happy...
1098
01:11:39,592 --> 01:11:40,855
What the fuck is this?
1099
01:11:40,994 --> 01:11:42,292
Who the hell are you, dude?
1100
01:11:42,829 --> 01:11:44,764
Okay, guys, don't.
1101
01:11:47,367 --> 01:11:49,302
Cheryl, baby,
1102
01:11:49,669 --> 01:11:50,932
What is this?
1103
01:11:51,604 --> 01:11:54,164
Aw, jeez, Cher. Here?
1104
01:11:54,841 --> 01:11:57,242
I been looking for you all night, And you've been...
1105
01:11:57,544 --> 01:11:59,308
Oh, man. No wonder I couldn't find you.
1106
01:11:59,512 --> 01:12:01,003
You couldn't find me?
1107
01:12:01,281 --> 01:12:03,944
What about all those girls' vaginas you were in.
1108
01:12:04,117 --> 01:12:07,281
- Or your penis getting sucked? - Cheryl, honey...
1109
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:09,416
- No. No. - We can work this out.
1110
01:12:09,722 --> 01:12:12,089
- Baby, I love you. - Jake, no. You have to go.
1111
01:12:12,325 --> 01:12:13,315
- Baby, I'll be faithful from now on. - No.
1112
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,256
Please. I promise.
1113
01:12:15,395 --> 01:12:17,159
No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry.
1114
01:12:17,864 --> 01:12:19,890
- Ah, Cheryl, come on. - No. Jake, please.
1115
01:12:20,066 --> 01:12:21,830
- Come on. - Just go. Just go. I'm sorry.
1116
01:12:22,402 --> 01:12:23,734
A heartless bitch!
1117
01:12:23,870 --> 01:12:27,363
- How can you do this to me?! - Yeah. You did it.
1118
01:12:27,507 --> 01:12:29,942
I am so proud of you. You got your revenge sex.
1119
01:12:30,109 --> 01:12:31,907
You've left him a mere shell of a man.
1120
01:12:32,078 --> 01:12:33,376
Revenge sex?
1121
01:12:35,114 --> 01:12:37,242
It's really not what it sounds like at all.
1122
01:12:37,717 --> 01:12:38,741
Right.
1123
01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:41,285
It all makes sense now.
1124
01:12:42,589 --> 01:12:44,854
Wow. I feel really stupid.
1125
01:12:45,391 --> 01:12:47,326
Eric, I'm really so... I'm really sorry.
1126
01:12:48,428 --> 01:12:51,023
Cheryl, I really liked you,
1127
01:12:51,431 --> 01:12:52,729
And you used me.
1128
01:12:53,399 --> 01:12:55,891
Eric, please don't go. Please. Eric.
1129
01:12:57,470 --> 01:12:58,768
Aren't you happy?
1130
01:13:00,006 --> 01:13:02,771
Well, no. That's not exactly how it was supposed to feel like.
1131
01:13:03,109 --> 01:13:05,704
You mean the sex? Was it eh?
1132
01:13:05,879 --> 01:13:08,371
- No, we didn't quite do it. - Oh.
1133
01:13:08,648 --> 01:13:09,980
You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
1134
01:13:10,216 --> 01:13:13,948
- Really? - I just never found the right guy or guys.
1135
01:13:15,121 --> 01:13:17,784
Anyway, we better get downstairs. People are starting to leave.
1136
01:13:18,324 --> 01:13:19,883
I wonder how Sue did.
1137
01:13:27,567 --> 01:13:29,763
- Have some more water balloons. - Yes. Yes, yes.
1138
01:13:31,504 --> 01:13:34,030
I can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit!
1139
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:36,068
God! What the...
1140
01:13:36,309 --> 01:13:38,301
- Oh! Oh! - What's up, douche?!
1141
01:13:38,478 --> 01:13:39,502
- Suck it! - What's up?
1142
01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:42,208
I'm outta here!
1143
01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:45,143
- Yeah! - He has good hair, though.
1144
01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:49,886
Don't you puke on me.
1145
01:13:51,024 --> 01:13:52,287
And don't puke in my car either.
1146
01:14:04,671 --> 01:14:06,401
Oh, Sue, are you all right?
1147
01:14:08,241 --> 01:14:10,210
Was it from sex? Did you pop your cork?
1148
01:14:10,443 --> 01:14:13,106
I don't think so, not with a guy, anyway.
1149
01:14:13,713 --> 01:14:14,908
Oh, don't ask.
1150
01:14:15,081 --> 01:14:16,447
Every possible object.
1151
01:14:17,283 --> 01:14:18,683
It's like every mechanical thing.
1152
01:14:18,885 --> 01:14:20,820
It was like transformers.
1153
01:14:21,287 --> 01:14:22,949
They just all became vibrators.
1154
01:14:23,556 --> 01:14:26,116
I told you. It's addicting.
1155
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:28,892
So what about Chris?
1156
01:14:29,162 --> 01:14:31,324
Well, last time I saw him, He was running away for dear life.
1157
01:14:31,464 --> 01:14:33,490
- Told you he was gay. - Yeah, okay.
1158
01:14:33,566 --> 01:14:36,695
Well, I think I'm just... oh. Cramp.
1159
01:14:39,072 --> 01:14:41,371
- I think it's broken. - So wait.
1160
01:14:42,475 --> 01:14:45,104
None of us cashed in our "V" card.
1161
01:14:48,481 --> 01:14:50,450
Oh, joanna, you're so sweet.
1162
01:14:51,284 --> 01:14:52,752
So I was gonna go grab some food.
1163
01:14:53,086 --> 01:14:53,644
You want to go?
1164
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,411
No. Thank you.
1165
01:14:55,588 --> 01:14:57,318
I think I should finish up here.
1166
01:14:58,124 --> 01:14:59,592
Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
1167
01:14:59,959 --> 01:15:01,086
No.
1168
01:15:02,428 --> 01:15:04,226
I don't know. For some reason, I just realized...
1169
01:15:04,397 --> 01:15:05,956
he needs to be my first...
1170
01:15:06,666 --> 01:15:07,964
Or something.
1171
01:15:08,468 --> 01:15:09,333
Why, Do you know him?
1172
01:15:09,869 --> 01:15:11,337
- Sort of. - Oh.
1173
01:15:11,871 --> 01:15:13,533
Well, hey, if you happen to run into him,
1174
01:15:13,806 --> 01:15:15,331
tell him I'd like to see him again.
1175
01:15:21,848 --> 01:15:23,043
- You love him. - Shut it!
1176
01:15:23,249 --> 01:15:24,114
- You want to do it with him. - I don't want to hear it from you.
1177
01:15:24,484 --> 01:15:25,349
You want to get married.
1178
01:15:25,518 --> 01:15:27,646
You want to do it with him forever and ever and ever.
1179
01:15:50,843 --> 01:15:52,573
Um, no.
1180
01:15:52,879 --> 01:15:53,972
No way.
1181
01:16:00,186 --> 01:16:01,449
Oh, well.
1182
01:16:09,195 --> 01:16:12,324
Oh, well. There's always next year.
1183
01:16:32,085 --> 01:16:33,018
It's you.
1184
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,381
I've been waiting for you, JJ.
1185
01:16:39,759 --> 01:16:41,091
Joanna.
1186
01:17:41,921 --> 01:17:44,322
I want you. Now.
1187
01:18:05,745 --> 01:18:06,974
Wow.
1188
01:18:07,547 --> 01:18:10,642
So I guess this means I'm gay.
1189
01:18:12,718 --> 01:18:16,280
Oh. Hold on. I don't know.
1190
01:18:16,556 --> 01:18:18,184
I'm not sure about this whole thing.
1191
01:18:21,527 --> 01:18:22,517
Wait.
1192
01:18:23,396 --> 01:18:25,365
I mean, I'm sorry. I just...
1193
01:18:26,165 --> 01:18:27,633
I think we should do it again...
1194
01:18:28,401 --> 01:18:29,733
just to make sure.
1195
01:18:53,626 --> 01:18:55,094
Wow.
1196
01:18:55,428 --> 01:18:56,862
That's amazing.
1197
01:18:58,464 --> 01:19:00,023
Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
1198
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,294
I guess something inspired me.
1199
01:19:04,503 --> 01:19:07,337
You really captured his expression and his eyes.
1200
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:11,008
Yeah, even that little cowlick he has in his hair.
1201
01:19:12,845 --> 01:19:14,780
- Whose? - Eric's.
1202
01:19:15,047 --> 01:19:16,174
It's him, right?
1203
01:19:18,317 --> 01:19:19,250
Oh.
1204
01:19:20,519 --> 01:19:21,646
Yeah.
1205
01:19:22,355 --> 01:19:24,051
I have to go see him.
1206
01:19:26,425 --> 01:19:27,654
Oh.
1207
01:19:28,027 --> 01:19:30,121
Well, I think you know what we should do.
1208
01:19:41,073 --> 01:19:42,939
1... 800... Confess?
1209
01:19:44,543 --> 01:19:45,602
Sister therese?
1210
01:19:46,245 --> 01:19:49,374
Yeah, hon, um, there was a problem with your credit card.
1211
01:19:49,548 --> 01:19:51,346
I just need the last three numbers on the back.
1212
01:19:51,951 --> 01:19:53,249
Oh, sure
1213
01:19:53,486 --> 01:19:55,819
- Oh! - It's 271.
1214
01:19:55,988 --> 01:19:58,389
Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession,
1215
01:19:58,557 --> 01:20:01,083
But can I ask your opinion on something?
1216
01:20:01,594 --> 01:20:05,429
Do you think if you do something bad, that god will forgive you,
1217
01:20:05,765 --> 01:20:06,755
take you back?
1218
01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:09,531
Sure, hon. Wh... why not?
1219
01:20:09,802 --> 01:20:11,600
As long as you're on the right path.
1220
01:20:12,638 --> 01:20:14,573
Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
1221
01:20:14,707 --> 01:20:16,608
I always look for some kind of sign...
1222
01:20:17,176 --> 01:20:18,405
from the universe,
1223
01:20:19,245 --> 01:20:22,010
something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
1224
01:20:22,748 --> 01:20:25,684
Sister, can I get up now?
1225
01:20:26,185 --> 01:20:29,155
- I've really gotta pee. - No! Hush your trap!
1226
01:20:30,990 --> 01:20:31,889
Okay, honey.
1227
01:20:32,124 --> 01:20:34,719
I really need to get back to work, But call back anytime.
1228
01:20:35,428 --> 01:20:36,396
I will
1229
01:20:36,829 --> 01:20:38,024
Thanks.
1230
01:20:40,599 --> 01:20:41,532
Sister?
1231
01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:44,262
Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
1232
01:20:59,318 --> 01:21:00,286
Eric, wait.
1233
01:21:03,122 --> 01:21:04,055
Cheryl?
1234
01:21:05,558 --> 01:21:10,656
Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
1235
01:21:11,163 --> 01:21:13,223
I was trying to have revenge sex with you...
1236
01:21:13,466 --> 01:21:15,731
at the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
1237
01:21:16,836 --> 01:21:18,805
I just didn't want to do that with you,
1238
01:21:19,605 --> 01:21:21,972
The revenge part, not the sex part.
1239
01:21:22,641 --> 01:21:26,772
Um, I... I do want to go out with you.
1240
01:21:27,747 --> 01:21:30,239
And I didn't realize that until this morning.
1241
01:21:31,550 --> 01:21:33,610
I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
1242
01:21:33,786 --> 01:21:35,550
- And he's all over these pink... - Hey, Eric,
1243
01:21:36,589 --> 01:21:38,080
come on. We gotta get going.
1244
01:21:38,724 --> 01:21:40,454
Oh. Okay. Wow.
1245
01:21:40,593 --> 01:21:44,530
Um, Cheryl, this is my sister Tina. Tina, Cheryl.
1246
01:21:45,831 --> 01:21:47,823
Hi. Nice to meet you.
1247
01:21:50,603 --> 01:21:52,765
Uh, so, um...
1248
01:21:53,239 --> 01:21:56,175
Do you mind if I call you In a few days when I get back?
1249
01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,302
Yeah. Sure.
1250
01:22:03,549 --> 01:22:06,212
Oh. Sorry. No kissing, right?
1251
01:22:06,385 --> 01:22:08,013
- No. Kissing. - Oh.
1252
01:22:23,803 --> 01:22:24,964
Hey, did you ever, uh,
1253
01:22:25,204 --> 01:22:26,536
get those flowers I sent you?
1254
01:22:29,008 --> 01:22:31,500
I... I don't even care that you hooked up with Lexi.
1255
01:22:31,710 --> 01:22:33,110
Wait. What? I never did that.
1256
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:36,212
I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
1257
01:22:36,315 --> 01:22:38,284
She told me all about your pierced tongue.
1258
01:22:43,189 --> 01:22:44,782
She must have me mixed up with someone else.
1259
01:22:46,325 --> 01:22:47,486
I wonder who it was?
1260
01:22:59,505 --> 01:23:02,168
What's wrong? Is your tongue ring stuck in my stud again?
1261
01:23:05,044 --> 01:23:07,013
Well, it's okay.
1262
01:23:07,246 --> 01:23:08,270
Take your time.
1263
01:23:08,447 --> 01:23:10,678
We're closing in on my record.
1264
01:23:18,524 --> 01:23:20,459
At least this birthday's over.
1265
01:23:31,403 --> 01:23:33,963
Dear lord, please forgive me.
1266
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,474
I mean, if you could just...
1267
01:23:37,243 --> 01:23:39,371
I don't know, like, send me a sign.
1268
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:10,475
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1269
01:24:10,876 --> 01:24:14,210
Uh, do you know where the church is? It's on Fountain street.
1270
01:24:14,747 --> 01:24:17,182
Uh, yeah. That's the church
1271
01:24:17,316 --> 01:24:18,284
I go to. Or used to go to.
1272
01:24:18,484 --> 01:24:21,079
Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
1273
01:24:22,388 --> 01:24:23,253
Thank you.
1274
01:24:24,390 --> 01:24:26,382
You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
1275
01:24:26,825 --> 01:24:28,919
Oh. Uh, I don't know.
1276
01:24:35,968 --> 01:24:37,937
Whoa. That's pretty powerful.
1277
01:24:39,071 --> 01:24:42,974
Oh, 250 horsepower. 225 pounds of torque.
1278
01:24:43,876 --> 01:24:46,107
Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
1279
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,104
I don't think so.
1280
01:24:49,281 --> 01:24:50,408
But thanks.
1281
01:24:50,749 --> 01:24:53,344
- What's your name? - Sue. What's yours?
1282
01:24:53,886 --> 01:24:55,081
Jesus.
1283
01:24:55,955 --> 01:24:57,685
- Really? - Si.
1284
01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:01,989
Maybe I could use a ride.
88999
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