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You're free, little bird. Go. Fly.
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Can this little bird stay here?
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What's going on?
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Talk to Gideon.
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I got to meet my ex
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and start my divorce
mediation in an hour.
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Mm. So any blood you didn't give here,
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you gonna give there.
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Who's your mediator?
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I think his name's O'Connell.
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Malcolm O'Connell. That's good for you.
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He hates women.
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- How do you know?
- We're dating.
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Mediation's not so bad.
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It's better than divorce court.
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- I didn't know you were married.
- 12 years.
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Her name's Leslie. They met in college.
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She got his house and
half his dental practice.
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Gideon listens.
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And Jerry told Gideon
that in confidence.
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It's just so weird.
We're gonna sit there
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and divvy up 15 years of marriage.
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It's not that hard.
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Here's what you do:
you figure out what she really wants,
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fight like hell to get it,
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and then you burn it
all on her front lawn.
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No. No, no. I'm not gonna
play any of those games.
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Julia can have whatever she wants.
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Listen to you, man. You sound like
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a lamb going to slaughter.
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I don't care.
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I just want it to be over
with so we can all move on.
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Okay, man. This is it.
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It's go time.
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Just pee like you have normal kidneys.
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Nothing?
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Come on.
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What the hell?
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Oh, now you go.
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What's going on?
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I'm waxing Gabby's legs.
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You made me
pee all over the floor.
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You peed? Congratulations.
You slayed the dragon.
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And drained the lizard.
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Can't you do this somewhere else?
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Look at this mess.
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Ah!
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Gina!
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Drew, we both have home businesses.
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You do therapy.
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I do bikini waxing.
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I dare you to tell me which matters more
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on a summer day at the beach.
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I thought your business was selling
that "artisanal" beer
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you brew in the garage.
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Well, it's a package deal.
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First I get 'em drunk,
then I get 'em smooth.
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Worked on me.
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Let's face it. I am not getting rich
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working at a retirement home.
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Unless I get into somebody's will.
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What about that rich old lesbian
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who puts vodka shots
in her chamomile tea?
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- But I'm not gay.
- She's worth, like, two mill.
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But I'm open to new things.
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Gina, you're being
chased by loan sharks.
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Sleep with her.
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Well, where you going?
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Uh, my divorce mediation starts today.
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Oh, hey, you got this.
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Mediation strong.
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Hey, I just want to get in there and
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get it over with as quickly as possible.
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Does he know about your other business?
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You mean the pot farm I
started in the basement?
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Don't worry.
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As long as I've got his kidney,
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I've got his support.
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So, I'm an advocate for both of you.
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If you treat each other with respect,
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we can make these sessions go smoothly.
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Okay. Well, I guess I'll start.
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Uh, I-I actually made a list
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of some of the larger items
that we bought together.
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I highlighted the ones that I would like
to keep, but, you know,
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you just take a look,
tell me what you want,
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and I'm open to discussion.
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You know what?
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I don't want any of it.
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But you barely looked at it.
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I don't need to. It's just stuff.
I don't want it.
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Okay.
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I think I know what's going on here.
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So he is having a major health issue...
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you know, down there.
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Oh, oh, h-hang on.
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She means my kidney, not my penis.
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Why would he think I meant your penis?
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Because "down there" means penis.
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But my penis is fine.
It's a tip-top penis.
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I'm gonna stop saying "penis" now,
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but you need to know,
it's a great penis.
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Duly noted.
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Come on. You must want something.
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- Nope.
- What about the piano?
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Remember when Maddie was in Annie?
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You guys practiced
for hours on that thing.
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She doesn't care about that anymore.
You take it.
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I know exactly what you're doing.
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You always do this.
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You always play the victim
and make me the bad guy.
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No, no, Julia.
I want you to take everything.
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I want you to be happy.
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Well, you see what I'm dealing with.
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I want to do a three-game parlay.
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Pats plus the points. Come in.
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Browns on the money line.
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And Niners/Falcons on the over.
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Unless the bet goes kaput,
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and then I have dementia
and I never made this call.
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I've got a little delivery for you.
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A quart of my homemade beer.
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And...
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a quarter ounce of my homemade weed.
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Oh, you sweetie. Thanks.
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Ah, brings me back.
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- To Monday?
- Hey.
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It's been a long week.
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So...
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how's it going living with kidney boy?
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I feel bad for him.
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On top of everything else,
he's going through
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this really rough divorce.
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If only he could be pacified
with beer and weed like you.
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Well, how lucky that he has
someone like you in his life.
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Easy, Norma. You're already getting
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the friends and family discount.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Mr. Colavito was asking if
you could get him any ecstasy.
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He's 90 years old.
What's he want ecstasy for?
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I don't know, he met a girl.
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Or a guy. I was half listening.
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This song is a lie.
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The sun isn't coming out tomorrow.
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The sun is never coming out.
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Hey.
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There he is.
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How was mediation?
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Oof. It was horrific.
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Oh, man. Are you okay?
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Do I look okay?
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Honestly,
you kind of look like this a lot.
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Come here.
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I just...
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didn't think it would hurt this much.
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I was just sitting there with her,
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and suddenly it hit me.
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- My marriage is over.
- Ugh.
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I can't even imagine.
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This has got be the
worst day of my life.
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I mean, not as bad as,
"Drew, I want a divorce,"
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or, "Drew, you need a new kidney,"
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or, "Drew, the jazz band
is just not for you."
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I'm so sorry.
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Would a little weed cheer you up?
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Hey, you're supposed
to be giving that up.
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Oh, my God, chill. I'm not smoking it.
I'm just selling it.
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But for you,
the first one's free, little boy.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm not really good at pot.
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Okay.
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I didn't say put it away.
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Okay, you ready?
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One, two, three.
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Did you feel that?
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No. Not at all.
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Oh, man.
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My leg looks like it
did when I was seven.
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Hey there, little guy.
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Remember, love is a lie.
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All right, give me the other one.
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Man...
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- I really liked being married.
- Yeah?
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What did you like about it?
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It just... it was comforting.
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You know? It was like
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eating a grilled cheese with
tomato soup on a rainy day.
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Or-or a...
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fat stack of blueberry ricotta pancakes.
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Oh, no. A salted caramel pie
with a mound of whipped cream,
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all this chocolate sauce
dribbled all over it.
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I'll be right back. Don't move.
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And don't worry.
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You'll get married again.
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No. Julia was the one.
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We weren't always on the same page,
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but we always made a good team.
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Even when we were breaking the law.
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Drew Dunbar broke the law?
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Oh!
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- Okay. True story.
- Mm-hmm?
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Wait, I lost it.
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It's back, baby.
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We went to the Berkshires for a weekend.
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- Mm-hmm.
- The fall tour.
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The leaves...
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Red, orange, yellow.
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No, it was a ski trip.
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But I don't ski,
so why would I be on a ski trip?
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Okay, maybe we skip over this part.
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All right. Anyway, the car broke down.
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And I told Julia that that
little exclamation mark
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is never a good thing,
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but she just gives me one
of those little hair flips,
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you know? Like...
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Yeah?
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Anyway, we pushed it, like,
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a mile and a half to this gas station
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that also sells these little souvenirs.
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And the mechanic totally ripped us off.
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But we got our revenge.
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Oh, my God, what did you do?
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We stole...
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a ceramic owl.
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Oh. Is that the big finish?
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Pretty twisted, right?
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I still have it.
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It's, uh...
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It's gone.
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Who... who...
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Are you trying to call it?
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Hoo.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo.
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She took it.
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Julia took my owl.
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- Hey, where are you going?
- To get it back.
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She doesn't get to keep
the happy memories.
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They're not community property.
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Maybe let me drive.
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Fine.
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Okay, you wait here. I'll be right back.
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Go get you some owl.
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Do you know there's
a hallucinogenic quality to your pot?
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Thank you.
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Julia!
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Julia, I want my owl!
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Julia?
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Hey.
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- She's not home.
- Then break in.
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But I have an emergency key.
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Well, then use it.
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Ah.
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Of course.
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Man, you're like a real-life Siri.
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Oh.
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Okay, owl, where are you?
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Now, how did you get up...
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Of course. You're a bird.
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Oh, no.
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Ow.
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Really? You smoked all that weed?
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They were showing The Big
Lebowski in the rec room.
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You can't watch that straight.
266
00:11:29,582 --> 00:11:31,582
So, what, another quarter ounce?
267
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,871
That'd be lovely.
268
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,019
You're running up quite a tab, you know.
269
00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:36,613
Well, I'm good for it.
270
00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:39,058
Unless the Steelers choke
in the fourth again.
271
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,300
May their kicker rot in hell.
272
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,699
Okay, I'll swing by after
I help Drew steal an owl.
273
00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:46,207
Oh, crap, she's here.
274
00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:48,864
- The owl?
- Julia. I-I got to go.
275
00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:52,716
Who names an owl "Julia"?
276
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,107
Drew?
277
00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:05,442
What the hell?
278
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,252
Uh...
279
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,700
_
280
00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:11,294
Very helpful.
281
00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:13,739
What are you doing in my home?
282
00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,333
And why do I smell pot?
283
00:12:15,358 --> 00:12:16,458
That's me.
284
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,942
I do drugs now.
285
00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:21,396
Good for you. Why are you here?
286
00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:23,302
- I came to get the owl.
- Why?
287
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:24,997
Because it means something to me.
288
00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:27,091
- And I'm keeping the piano.
- Okay.
289
00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:29,559
And there are a few other
things I want, like...
290
00:12:30,732 --> 00:12:33,950
like this, my favorite fabric bowl.
291
00:12:34,948 --> 00:12:37,176
Look at you, fighting for stuff.
292
00:12:37,201 --> 00:12:38,854
Yeah, well, beware the doormat
293
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:40,903
that gets stepped on one too many times.
294
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,801
By the way, I'm keeping the doormat.
295
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:45,438
Where was this guy all these years?
296
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,051
He was asleep.
297
00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:50,122
But he's awake now,
so get used to it, sweetheart.
298
00:12:50,147 --> 00:12:52,450
Oh, wow, you are definitely high.
299
00:12:53,031 --> 00:12:55,207
But I don't hate it.
300
00:12:58,922 --> 00:13:00,310
- Wait, wait, wait.
- No, no, no, no.
301
00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:01,576
Don't talk. You're gonna ruin it.
302
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,138
Drew, are you sure this
is safe for your kidney?
303
00:13:03,162 --> 00:13:04,163
I don't know. I don't care.
304
00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:05,787
- Keep going.
- Okay.
305
00:13:11,085 --> 00:13:12,434
That was nice.
306
00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:15,893
Yeah, I guess when one organ fails,
307
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,700
- another one picks up the slack.
- Right?
308
00:13:17,725 --> 00:13:19,973
I'm as surprised as you are.
309
00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:21,498
I can't believe I'm gonna ask you this,
310
00:13:21,522 --> 00:13:24,481
but did you shave a leg?
311
00:13:24,506 --> 00:13:26,090
Don't be ridiculous.
312
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:27,594
I waxed.
313
00:13:27,619 --> 00:13:30,215
I liked it.
314
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,787
Kind of felt like I was in a threesome.
315
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,958
Oh. Well, if you're up for round two...
316
00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:35,380
Yeah.
317
00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:36,405
- Ow!
- What's the matter?
318
00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,551
Ow. I don't know. Something's wrong.
319
00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:40,059
Oh, no, is it your kidney?
Was I too rough?
320
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,074
Oh, no, no. Don't worry.
Don't worry. It's fine.
321
00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:43,699
- Round two.
- Okay.
322
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:44,824
No.
323
00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:46,427
- Hospital. Got to go to the hospital.
- Oh, my God.
324
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,451
Okay. And for the record,
325
00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:49,347
- I could've gone two more times.
- Okay.
326
00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:53,506
I wasn't looking through
your glove compartment.
327
00:13:53,547 --> 00:13:55,742
- Open the door.
- What's going on?
328
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,110
You have to take me to the hospital!
329
00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:59,539
- What? What's happening?
- Here.
330
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,641
I did not give him the pot.
331
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,797
It wasn't the pot.
332
00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:04,234
Then what happened?
333
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,453
I think I might have hurt Drew's kidney.
334
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,820
What? How?
335
00:14:10,654 --> 00:14:12,203
Mmm...
336
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:14,859
- Just drive!
- Driving. I'm driving.
337
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:17,883
- Hey.
- Hey.
338
00:14:17,908 --> 00:14:18,908
- Anything?
- No.
339
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,935
They're still in there
running tests on him.
340
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,556
Hey, you want a snack? It's on me.
341
00:14:23,581 --> 00:14:26,752
Just punch in the universal
reset code, and...
342
00:14:27,351 --> 00:14:28,658
voilà.
343
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,752
Gina.
344
00:14:30,961 --> 00:14:33,127
That is awesome. Grab me some chips.
345
00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:35,736
Thank you. Oh, God.
346
00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:38,072
I cannot believe this is happening.
347
00:14:38,097 --> 00:14:40,463
This could be really, really bad.
348
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,658
I mean, Drew could...
349
00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:42,791
No, no, no, no, no, no.
350
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,955
Do not go there.
That is not fair to you or to him.
351
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:50,010
- What?
- Nothing.
352
00:14:51,043 --> 00:14:53,350
I just thought, if you were right,
353
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:57,611
that we could say he
went out with a bang.
354
00:14:59,662 --> 00:15:01,830
It'll be funny later,
but it's too soon right now.
355
00:15:01,855 --> 00:15:02,943
Yeah.
356
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,369
Hey, he's gonna be okay.
357
00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:07,283
Yeah, you're right.
358
00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:10,142
What about you two?
359
00:15:10,502 --> 00:15:12,791
What about us?
360
00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:15,588
Could you ever see
yourself with him again?
361
00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:17,767
I mean, I don't know.
362
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,708
We have so much history,
and I have all these feelings.
363
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,776
But I can't help but wonder if
some of them are just because
364
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,103
I'm so worried for him, you know?
365
00:15:25,531 --> 00:15:27,314
Although tonight sure was fun.
366
00:15:27,339 --> 00:15:28,427
Yeah.
367
00:15:28,452 --> 00:15:30,345
Déjà booty always is.
368
00:15:30,692 --> 00:15:32,517
Okay, who's here for Drew Dunbar?
369
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,236
Oh. We-we are. Wife.
370
00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:36,228
- Legally separated wife.
- Kidney donor.
371
00:15:36,253 --> 00:15:38,429
No ecstasy for a month kidney donor.
372
00:15:38,619 --> 00:15:40,267
- Oh, good for you.
- Thank you.
373
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:42,525
Way to go being a doctor.
374
00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,186
Well, Mr. Dunbar's gonna be fine.
375
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,515
There's no damage to his kidneys.
376
00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:48,663
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh. Yeah, what happened?
377
00:15:48,688 --> 00:15:50,975
It was a pinched nerve.
He said he took a nasty fall.
378
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,350
He did, trying to steal my owl.
379
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,624
You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Never mind.
380
00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,489
Okay, donor, stay here.
381
00:15:57,514 --> 00:15:58,757
Legally separated wife,
you can see him now.
382
00:15:58,781 --> 00:15:59,781
Okay.
383
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,705
I don't get to see him?
384
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,681
I'm the one saving his life.
385
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,166
She broke into your vending machine!
386
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,431
- What a relief, huh?
- I'll say.
387
00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:11,987
You almost went out with a bang.
388
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,883
Yeah, too soon.
389
00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:18,986
So, uh, I guess we're not that good
390
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:21,013
at the whole divorce thing, are we?
391
00:16:21,038 --> 00:16:23,385
We weren't so hot at the
marriage thing either.
392
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,377
- Sex thing works.
- Oh, yeah.
393
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,556
The sex was great.
394
00:16:27,581 --> 00:16:28,756
Yeah.
395
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,595
Maybe we, uh, build on that.
396
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,510
Pretty fun building block.
397
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,197
Drew...
398
00:16:36,222 --> 00:16:37,322
- Or not.
- I just...
399
00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:39,587
I don't think that we're ready
to just jump back into things.
400
00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:42,260
You know? I mean, at least I'm not.
401
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,157
Yeah, I get it.
402
00:16:44,182 --> 00:16:45,357
I'm sorry.
403
00:16:45,608 --> 00:16:48,049
Man, the security in this place sucks.
404
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,379
So, what's the word?
405
00:16:49,404 --> 00:16:51,908
Till death do us part?
Happily ever after?
406
00:16:52,947 --> 00:16:54,838
Read the room, Gina. Read the room.
407
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,527
- Hey, guys.
- Hey. How was mediation?
408
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,162
I texted you, never heard back.
409
00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,191
"All good"? Was that you?
410
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,565
Of course it was me.
411
00:17:07,045 --> 00:17:09,657
Hold up. You don't have
my name in your contacts?
412
00:17:10,441 --> 00:17:13,043
O'Connell said you had a weird
obsession with your penis.
413
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:16,637
Oh. Well, if O'Connell's
talking about it so much,
414
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,879
maybe he's the one with the obsession.
415
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,566
It's two moves, dude.
416
00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:23,333
You press "add contact"
and type in my name.
417
00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:26,027
So how badly did you get screwed?
418
00:17:26,052 --> 00:17:28,293
That's an interesting choice of words.
419
00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,551
Oh, Lord, he slept with his ex.
420
00:17:32,576 --> 00:17:33,902
You did?
421
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:36,402
Uh, it was totally unexpected
422
00:17:36,427 --> 00:17:38,418
but nice.
423
00:17:38,443 --> 00:17:41,066
I think it gave us both
some much needed closure.
424
00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:43,496
Give me your phone.
I'll add my own damn name.
425
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,942
So, what, is this a
one-and-done kind of a situation?
426
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,472
Yeah, I think so.
427
00:17:48,497 --> 00:17:49,519
Jerry?!
428
00:17:49,544 --> 00:17:50,893
Jerry's in your phone?
429
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,176
Aw, thanks.
430
00:17:54,611 --> 00:17:55,996
I-I just think,
431
00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:59,597
if Julia and I kept doing it,
we'd only be asking for trouble.
432
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:02,183
Ah, thanks for bringing
over Maddie's retainer.
433
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,941
Sure. Anytime.
434
00:18:04,765 --> 00:18:07,765
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