Original subtitles

'Sanitizing with sanitizer, is very important.'

'Using condoms will prevent AIDS.'

'Wearing masks will prevent Corona.'

'Only my body turned into ashes'

'My desires, dreams and my virginity,

'all of it is still lurking inside this house.'

'No matter how many years it's gonna take, it'll be waiting for a virgin man.'

'Same time - Chennai'

What happened nurse?

- Sir, you've been blessed with boy child. - That's a good news.

- Can I see them? - Sure, you can.

I'm sure, I'll be blessed with a boy child too.

Sir, you've been blessed with a boy child.

Is it? That's great.

I don't understand, how my son is fair skinned?

Dear, our baby is beautiful and fair skinned.

He's indeed a beautiful baby.

But that's the reason, I'm quite doubtful.

We both are dark skinned and how come our child is fair skinned? Uh?

You always suspect about everything.

The child is crying, give him to me, I gotta feed him.

Here you go.

- Madam, there's been a huge mistake. - What is it?

We mixed up and gave you the wrong baby.

What?! Did you say babies got mixed up?

Sorry madam!

- What are you saying? - How can you guys be so careless?

- Sorry Sir! - It's not a joke...

- Where's our child? - Take him and get us our child.

- Madam, the babies got mixed up. - Why is she here with another baby?

- There's been mistake. - How did this happen?

Phew, I'm so relieved.

Madam, this is your child.

No wonder the other baby was fair.

Welcome my dear, black diamond!

Just like, how my son got fed by your wife...

your son too got fed by my wife.

Sir, we're not going to differentiate anymore,

- both are our sons! - Rightly said.

'Even though we were born to different mothers...

...we grew up with a great loving bond as neighbors.

They think and do the same things.

Let's see what are they up to now.'

I'm not even done, but it's showing an error.

- Just a peek. I'll finish up. - What happened?

[NEWS] Breaking News!

Central Govt. has imposed a ban on Porn Websites.

If youngsters above 18 years still happen to visit the websites...

they'll be locked up in prison with no investigation conducted.

Pertaining to the ban imposed on Porn sites, youngsters are protesting.

Little Superstar MTR in regards to this protest has extended his support.

We can now see what's happening out there.

Back in the day, protests were conducted to chase away the white people.

Why would you even care to protest for these things?

My brothers are protesting for the same white matter.

One minute!

Hold on for a minute!

Instead of protesting at the beach, why are you protesting at your house?

Are you scared that Police might attack you?

Do I look like I'm scared?!

I'm not scared that Police might hit me...

Listen one minute, one minute.

I'm doing it, so that I don't end up beating them

Sir, you're a successful cinema star...

- these things doesn't suit you. - One minute.

Go on, ask me

Can we take that you're leading this protest?

Am I the leader?

My fans who think of me as their leader are the true leaders.

They're the leaders of this gathering.

- Our Leader! - Hold on guys, one minute

Like I mentioned, you guys march ahead, I'll be right behind.

- Guys come on applaud. - Applaud folks!

An ordinary man can't get down for protests like this,

only a person, who is profusely clouded by lust can do such things.

This is not something that happened overnight.

- Now let's see how they were as kids. - Did he default on home- work?

- No! - Did he cheat in the exam?

- No! - Then what else?

Did he propose to any girl at the school?

He's done something beyond that.

Shall I give you a riddle? Will you be able to crack it?

Sure, go ahead.

Two parts of the body.

For a few they're big and for few it's small.

And for few it's a medium size, what is it?

Ummm... give me a clue?

It'll look like sesame seeds on a rice cake.

- What exactly is the answer? - Eyes, dad!

Eyes, is it?

If he's like this, imagine how the other will be.

Shall I ask you guys a riddle?

A cow has got four of it...

but a girl has only two.

What is that?

Hey, what's the answer?

Dad, cow has four legs...

but a girl has only two legs.

- That's what I meant. - My son's a spitting image of me.

Sir, he was right about it.

That was during the 5th grade...

now let's see what they did during the 10th grade.

- Hey, give it to me. - I won't.

- You better give it back. - I said silence, who's still talking?

- Sir! - Get up

Can't you hear me, come on get up.

- Please don't tell on me. - No ways, I'll complaint.

Answer me, what the hell is your problem?

Sir, I had two nuts inside my pants.

- What did you just say? - Sir...

I too had two nuts inside my pant.

You have nuts inside your pant.

He too has nuts inside his pants.

I too have two nuts inside my pants.

In fact all boys has two nuts each inside their pants.

How's that even a problem, explain?

Sir, she asked me to show them

Did you ask him to show?

Yes Sir!

- What did you do? - I did show it to her.

You showed it to her- -

Where?

It was under the bench, Sir.

Is he telling the truth? Did you guys see it?

Yes sir, we did.

Once she laid her eyes on it, plucked them away.

Plucked them?! Did you pluck them?

Yes, Sir. It looked good.

It's not kidney to live with just one of two.

It's better you return it.

Sir, that's not gonna happen. We like it a lot.

- You won't return it? - Yes!

What are you going to do with it?

We'll conduct Bhajans at home with it.

Bhajans?!

Hey, you girls are going overboard.

Listen, I can understand the pain you guys are going through.

Things should remain where they truly belong.

It's better that you return their stuff.

Okay, fine, I'll give it back.

You loan us your nuts, and we'll return theirs.

I'm gonna whack you girls.

Mind your words.

Here you go. It's their nuts.

Oh, Rudraksha nut!

If it's not this, then what nuts are inside your pockets?

- Hey, don't you dare- - - Sir, please don't.

After confusing the teachers at the school, they arrived at the college.

The first problem they encountered...

The lift is too slow.

Hey, zip up your pant.

- Someone might look at it - The zip broke.

Broke? Just pull it up dude- -

It's broke and stuck in betweeen.

My granny always asks to rub wax on the zipper before the first use.

You guys will never understand.

- Idiot stop overreacting. - It's ticklish.

Wait, I'm almost done. Hold on for a minute.

It's coming, it's coming.

- It's coming up dude. - Dudes look what these guys are doing.

These guys are having fun inside the lift.

Dude come on record it

Hey, look at them

Why don't you guys help me with it?

They're recording a video thinking we're doing something else.

What's wrong in it? Oh damn it!

Look those guys are here.

- Gay! Gay! Gay! - Damn it they're mocking us.

Keep moving, don't fight with them.

Buddy, Cheers!

- Cheers buddy! Don't worry. - I'll whack you.

They didn't call you gay, damn it.

You're overreacting.

How are we going to save our faces from embarrassment?

Everyone has been calling us gay and mocking at us.

- Buddy. - Tell me moron!

It's a silly matter and you've been crying like a woman.

How dare you call me a woman?

They didn't call you gay.

You could've poured it into my mouth instead.

- Everything is 'cause I used my mouth. - Buddy, buddy...

why aren't you crying?

Please eat, Vasu.

How's the lunch from my house?

Listen, I have a doubt.

How come you guys are being so sweet to us?

We feel safe when we're with you guys.

How's that?

You guys are gay and won't harm us.

How dare you call us gay?

The entire college was mocking and calling us gay.

That's when a girl like an angel moved in as a neighbor.

They decided to impress her and prove everyone they're not gay

But they encountered a problem.

I'll definitely prove to the society that I'm not gay.

Buddy, there's a hot chick moved in as our neighbor,

She looks awesome. I'm gawking at her, will call you later.

How dare you gawk at her without me?

Look at her buddy.

- You're right. - Buddy, I've only seen all this online.

First time in my life.

- Where's she? we missed it. - I have no idea.

You don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Hey, Vasu!

What's it, dad?

What are you guys doing upstairs, come downstairs.

We're counting stars, daddy.

Buddy, let's go if not he'll scream at us.

Buddy, my name is Madurai!

I dare you face me- -

Oh no!

Why the hell is she here?

- Go upstairs! - She told everything to your dad.

Hey, can't you hear me calling you guys? Get over here.

- Buddy, please you handle this. - No ways, you come too.

Dad's just calling us, nothing to worry.

Hey, what were you guys doing upstairs?

Daddy, I was playing with joystick.

- It's a shooting game, uncle. - That's right, daddy.

The BHAM! shot! Male Vs Girl

Listen, this girl is our new neighbor.

Oh, nice to meet you.

- I did check her out... - She's new in the neighborhood.

she wants to go to the supermarket. Please accompany her.

You want us to go with her?

Exactly, you guys go with her.

What is she mean?

- Look, take care of her. - I had a look though...

- now I just have to do her- - - What did you say?

I meant to say, we'll have to go with her.

Bye daddy, we'll be back soon.

I don't understand why she didn't rat us out, that we checked her out.

We never checked out everything.

Here are the keys to the car, you drive.

- You don't know to drive? - I do, let's go.

- You can sit in the front too. - You want me to?

How can two steer with just one steering?

What did you guys see on the terrace?

It's you...

we meant to say, didn't check you out. Am I right?

So, you didn't see anything inside my room?

Oh, God! No, I didn't see anything.

I never saw anything.

If you guys had seen anything...

I thought of giving you guys a closer and better look.

We did see, we did, we did!

So, did you guys like what you saw?

It's was far, so it seemed quite small.

- But, it was awesome. - Yes indeed.

It's not fair that only guys got to see it. I too wanna see.

So...?

You both, strip and stand over there.

- Right here? - Hmmm!

Please not here...

Not a chance, you guys gotta strip right over here.

What about at the house?

No! You guys get down and strip.

She's worse than us.

Do we have to strip?

Hmmm... come on, hurry up, strip.

Damn, she's fixed on it.

- Is this fine? - Nah, remove your pants too.

You want us to remove pants too?

What do we do?

- Are you wearing undies? - Yes I am.

Then just remove them.

Man, she's got a weird fetish.

She is stand us with underwear

- Is this enough? - Remove your undies too.

Hey, you didn't even remove your shorts. But you're asking us strip naked.

This is not fair.

My dad's a Police officer. If I tell him what you saw...

he'll lock you guys up in a prison. It's better you guys strip naked.

Please don't, we'll strip right away.

She's weird, making us remove undies.

- Now? - Did you see it?

- Shall we wear our clothes? - Throw all your clothes.

What? Where do you want us to throw?

Throw it inside the car.

- Bye! - Damn it, she's driving away.

Hey, give back our clothes and underwear.

Hey, my underwear!

- Stop the car! - Don't runaway with my undies.

Damn it, she's driving away.

Please give back our clothes. Sorry!

Hold it tight, if not dog will take a bite.

Come on, be careful.

Thank God, no one's around. Hurry up.

Keep going

Go and see

Look straight and keep moving forward.

Check if someone's out there.

I'm checking.

- Hey, is anyone out there? - No one's around.

Confirm?

- Look at these guys. - What are they doing?

They're being nasty on the roads

These guys won't stop. Let's take a picture and upload it on Facebook.

You're right buddy. Let's do it.

What lighting?

Now not only at the college, the entire neighborhood called us gay.

Thanks dude!

Hey, I'm good at doing as well.

Really?! Shut up, damn it.

Buddies, come on, let me try my hand at it

- As if you're capable of doing it. - Only 2 can play this game.

Or it should be 4 people. Get another person if you wanna play.

- Get someone who knows how to play- - - Hey, Adithya Varma!

Come over here, let's try our hands on this.

Hey, I'm not interested.

- Uh, where are you headed? - I'm going to Kishore's bachelor party.

Did he say, Ba... Kishore's bachelor party?

Why we weren't invited?

Why would he invite you gay boys?

- How dare you call us gay? - Who are you calling a gay?

Hey, look...

my friends will get married,

And when that happens, their bachelor's party will be rocking.

We're going to rock it!

Hey, Ravi!

Come on, let's play cricket, where are you going?

I'm going to Kishore's wedding.

Did you mean that moron Kishore?

He never invited us, buddy.

Why didn't he invite us?

If gays are invited, his marriage will be in problem...

so neither he invited and asked us not to invite too.

Then don't go to the wedding. Let's play cricket.

- Am I right buddy? - Hey, he's calling us gay.

- Damn, how dare you call us gay? - Get lost!

Both of us will get married on the same day to different girls,

and will prove to you and to this society that we're not gay.

It's a challenge.

Moreover, we'll go abroad for our honeymoon.

Then you'll understand. Get lost!

After that, they were happy with self help...

...that's when the new problem arose.

The Porn Ban!

Applause

Jallikattu, Methane, Sterlite.

What's the difference between these protests and your protest?

That's a brilliant question

Except for Jallikattu, all other protests were to stop the ongoing work.

But this one is cause of the job that concerns our hand.

- Revolution in our own hands! - We'll protest!

Heaven is in our own hands.

We find heaven...

What's your opinion on youngster's revolutionary protest?

This is not a revolutionary protest

It's a protest for us to stand tall and hard.

How does these protests help in development of the nation?

- As if the development is on right track? - You're right!

- The entire nation is staggering. - Exactly!

The reason behind all of it is, Tasmac.

Firstly, put a ban on that.

Then you can ban everything else.

Such a huge protest, for just porn movies?

Madam, the films you watch has to be seen from the beginning.

But the films we watch, doesn't require a beginning at all.

Your films are filled with violence.

But our films doesn't have violence.

Our films always have a happy ending.

Calm down guys.

A person who knows Tamil, will watch only Tamil movies.

But our movies are not restricted to barriers of languages.

It's us who are bringing in unity.

He nailed it!

Our films don't preach religion, caste or racial discrimination.

It's us who are bringing in equality.

That's a valid point!

Most importantly, I want the people out here to know something.

This protest is not just pertaining to our hands,

It's for all our hands put together.

Never knew protests were carried out for these things.

Ban the ones who are out and lurking,

But don't ban the ones who are looking at the sites.

- Awesome punchline! - Our hands, are our saviors!

Our hands, are our saviors!

People will be arrested if they watch porn online.

A protest is being carried outside MTR's house opposing the ban.

Hi viewers, welcome to today's show.

Let's check out how naughty are people's minds.

Let's get into the show.

- Hey guys, Hi! - Hi!

My name is Pooja, this is our cameraman.

Sorry for disturbing you guys.

It's a game. I'll be asking you a question,

You have to honestly tell me what comes first to your mind.

- Ready? Shall we start? - Yes, ready.

An English word, which starts with 'F'

What is that?

What she is asking?

You?

Obviously it’s that word only

No, you?

He said it in English. I'll tell you in Tamil.

- O - Aaah! - No!

Do you even realize, what you've been doing at the moment?

- What do you mean? - Even a guy will hesitate to do your show.

Have you ever given a thought about your future?

It's full of double meaning, it's disgusting.

Fine, I'll ask you a question.

Take a good look at the girls sitting at that table.

Now guess, who among the two are married?

Isn't it obvious from the way she's eating that ice cream?

She's licking her ice cream with patience.

But the other is biting into it vigorously.

Isn't it obvious, who's married among them.

The girl sitting at the first table is married.

How's that?

She's got a wedding chain on her neck...

...also she's got a toe ring.

It all depends on one’s perspective.

On what's the actual meaning and double meaning.

That is also an answer.

No..no

Everyone got it wrong.

The right answer is, 'Fire Truck'.

From this we can concur that not only youngsters...

- Dear! - Everyone's mind is...

- Dear! - Clearly naughty

What is it?

We finally found a match for our son.

- Are you serious? - Come here, soon.

This is my daughter.

Pooja, please stand up.

How's it?

- Mom, she's pretty. - Yeah.

Hope you took a good look at the front?

- Turn around. - Listen...

Take a look.

Did you take a good look of her profile?

Dear, now turn to the other side.

- What's this, mom? - Did you take a look?

Turn left!

That's enough dear, sit down.

Son, did you take a good look of all the sides?

Sir, what's all this?

I saw. I saw your protest.

You were leading the protest.

You must've seen many videos on various apps.

Based on that, you shouldn't be...

...disappointed and send our daughter back.

That's why I wanted to make sure.

Are you satisfied?

I'm satisfied, Sir.

Just like your son was satisfied,

I want my daughter to be satisfied as well.

For which, I'm gonna put your son through a small test.

Sir, just like you did, I'll ask my son to show all his sides.

Usually when men stand up...

we can only see their pant and shirt size.

I wasn't getting at that my point was entirely a different one.

Mom, I don't mind him putting me through a test

I need to use the restroom, right now.

Sir, you can put my son through any test.

But now he wants to use the restroom.

Please let me know where's the restroom.

Is that all?

Son, go straight and turn left.

- There you'll find the restroom. - Okay, Sir.

Be careful, it's a mosaic floor, don't slip and fall.

I think son-in-law has gone for a net practice before the test.

- Vanakkam! - Here you go, my son's horoscope.

We can never decide on a person's future based on a horoscope.

But the fingerprint will definitely give a clear picture.

The reason why I brought this up...

my ancestors are great experts of palm reading.

I'm from that bloodline, that's why I'm stating it.

Son, can you please show me your hand?

Here you go, uncle.

I don't want your right hand, I want the left hand.

- Left! - Come on, uncle...

you ancestors have misinformed you.

It's the right hand for the men.

And for women, it's the left hand.

You right hand will read about your academics, wealth and your lifetime,

but the left hand will read your exact character.

Don't be afraid, please show it to me.

Show it to me.

Why is your hand shivering?

So tell me, palm reading expert...

how's my great son's reading?

Does it read, that he'll be a royalty?

I can't find any prints on his palm.

- His actions have worn out everything. - Obviously he's my son.

Uncle, please uncle!

Please don't reject me. I'll be a very good boy, please uncle.

- Please, please... - Don't be afraid

- If man has his fingerprints intact... - Okay, uncle.

that means he doesn't have the habit of using his hands,

but he sees a lot of woman.

If a man's palm doesn't have fingerprints...

all he's got is his hands,

and it means, he needs a girl to hold his hands.

- Oh, God! - Son, I like you.

You go ahead and show your palm to my daughter.

If she's okay with it, I'm fine with it too.

What are you staring at?

Leave, come on leave.

Go ahead and show her your fingerprints.

It's stuck!

Oh God! It stucked in zip

Son?

Son? Damn...

how will he hear me, if I'm going to whisper.

Son!

Oh, no, just 'cause I mentioned about the test...

he took it seriously and must be working out inside.

Poor thing. Son...

Son...

Why is he groaning in pain?

Son, I'm gonna come inside.

- Son-in-law, here I am. - Uncle, please don't come over here.

- What's the problem? - Uncle, it's stuck in the zipper.

Come on show it to me.

Uncle I'm in pain and you're laughing.

I was in the same situation twice.

Uncle, when it happened, how did you pull it out?

Very simple, hold on a minute.

- Padma! - Hey, why are you calling her?

She's an expert in it.

What are you saying?

She's a doctor.

It was her who pulled it out, when it got stuck for me.

- Padma, it's very urgent! - It's hurting, uncle.

- Dear?! - Will aunty do it right?

Padma, please come inside.

- Are you sure? - Come on, stop asking questions.

How do you expect me to come inside?

I will definitely come inside.

- Please do, only then it can be treated. - Okay!

- Uncle, how can I show it to her? - Why did you call me?

- No, no, don't feel shy. - Damn, she's here.

Look at this as a treatment.

Padma, it's stuck!

Once again?!

It's not for me, but for son-in-law.

- Son-in-law is it? - Yes

Come on, don't feel shy.

Now you're a doctor and he's your patient.

Don't think too much. He's in huge pain.

Please help him, like you did it for me.

Fine, please stay outside.

- What?! - I'm a Doctor!

- Get out! - I'm sorry.

Please show it to me- -

Hello? Hello...

Carrot!

Let's try using this.

Carrot?!

It's too thick.

- Thick it seems! - Ummm.

Let's try using a brush.

It sounds weird.

- It's poking. - Poking?

It's poking a lot.

Is that a bathroom or a bedroom?

What's happening out there?

In the end only finger helps.

Finger? If I still don't stop her, I can't forgive myself.

Hey!

Damn, she was trying to remove the ring and I thought...

I'm sorry, I misread the situation.

Who are you?

I'm Vasu, came over for our alliance.

Sorry, I misunderstood

I never thought our first meeting will be out here.

Your dad was reading my palm, downstairs.

and you're here sitting with your fingers.

Zip itself loves you too much.

Obviously we love you too.

Son- in- law, there's no need of any test.

All sizes checks out well.

Firstly, do a first aid for the wound.

Then you can get married to my daughter.

We're happy with this alliance, how about you?

We agree to it whole heartedly.

Come on hold the plate.

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"Single wagon has taken off"

"Flew right into ones heart"

"I've got the offer letter"

"The duty is on day 'n' night"

"There's no use owning four houses"

"But it's imperative to have a four inch key to it"

"There's no use in owning many cars"

"you gotta ride them daily..."

"Damn the marriage!"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"I couldn't find my wife at home, and when I asked where's she"

"she mentioned about meeting a seer and left the house"

"I didn't bother 'n' let it go, 'cause it's a seer"

"But he took her away to Kailash overnight"

"Shower a little care on your wife"

"also make sure, you keep her satisfied"

"If you get this right, there's no need for a seer"

"Shut up!"

"Damn the marriage!"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"Uncle said, wife is your life"

"also mentioned that I take too much care of you"

"That Ambujam aunty created a huge scene"

"he went running crying behind her"

"It's better you keep your mouth shut"

"It was a sweet night at Ambujam's residence"

"I went over to know how it went"

"Shut up!"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

DAY 1, 07:00 PM

Housemates are stepping inside the house.

- Wow! - How's my selection?

Nice, superb!

Nice house.

Hey, swimming pool!

- Do you like swimming pool? - I like it a lot.

Come on, let's go

I think this place is apt to kindle our romance.

It looks great from the outside.

Let's check out, how it looks from the inside.

Just the way I like it. It's a huge swimming pool.

Vasu, how did you find the right one?

Obviously I know what my wife likes.

Woohoo!

- This is nothing, there's more to come. - It's impressive.

- That's our room. - Wow!

There's no one, let's go.

I heard something.

Listen, it's our wedding night, I don't want any excuses.

I'm sure you'll be the first to hit the sack.

- The interiors are awesome. - It's awesome.

Wow!

DAY 1, 10:00 PM

Newly weds are getting ready for their wedding night.

Jolly, Jolly, Jolly

- Hey, hey, hey! - Jolly, Jolly, Jolly!

- What's it? - My dream for twenty five years...

now that it's coming true tonight,

I'm all riled up, buddy.

Hey, come over here.

If you don't control your emotions,

you'll erupt before getting to it.

What do you think I was watching on the flight?

I was watching research videos of geniuses.

Even if you're Baahubali, one minute is all it takes during the wedding night.

Buddy, that's why I have a special stuff with me.

What is it?

Genuine product. No side effect.

- What is this? - Delay spray.

If you use this, even a 80 year old will perform like a 18 year old.

- Is it? - We'll use the spray to get us on.

To turn on the women, we'll use our fingers...

- and rub them. - Where buddy?

On the ears, buddy.

- Let's spray and nail them. - Yes buddy, let's go.

Hey!

Baby, I'm so turned on

- Let's do it. - No.

Come on dear, please.

- No! - Let's do it, please dear.

- Okay, did you get protection? - Protection?

We're not here to play cricket. We're going to jump on the bed.

- Then why do need it? - I meant condom, idiot.

Oh, condom is it? I have loads of it.

Fine, wear the protection and be ready.

I'll refresh myself.

- Get back soon! - I will.

Jolly, Jolly, Jolly!

Veera, let's not do it.

Please Veeera, listen to me.

Can't you hear what I'm saying?

What is it? Are you on some kind of fast?

Veera, first we need to know each other well.

Only if we do it, we can understand each other well.

Oh, God, I didn't mean that. It's about dad.

We'll promote your dad to grandfather, in no time.

- What I'm saying is... - But now let's do the needful.

It's not that, Dad had mentioned- -

Will you or not listen to me?

Smile!

You're in such a hurry.

Hey!

What the hell have you guys done?

Pooja, during the wedding night...

don't forget to wear this.

Once you wear it, push the button on the side.

Dad, why do you want me to wear this?

The reason why I'm asking you to wear this...

will become clear, when he's about to do you.

Ummm... fine, I'll wear it, dad.

Welcome buddy, welcome!

- Hey! - Come down.

What are you doing out here?

Ummm... nothing happened with me.

What if you were successful in doing it?

That's why I came down to spoil it for you.

You sinner!

Why nothing happened with you?

Pineapple, coffee, banana. Damn, there are too many flavors.

Pineapple!

Oh, no, it will poke.

I bought everything out of desire, but don't know how to use it.

I gotta do something, before she returns

Let me wear, wherever it fits.

I'm all riled up!

What nonsense?

Baby! I'm ready!

Idiot, do you even know how to use it?

I wore, where ever it could fit and all ready for you.

Damn it, get out!

Except where you should've, you wore it elsewhere.

So, couldn't consummate your marriage.

As if you got lucky.

Her dad locked you out with a device.

So, even you could do anything tonight.

Agreed we couldn't do it, but this one doesn't seem to calm down.

How do we put him to rest?

You're right buddy, it's getting out of control.

We've gotta get it under control.

- What do we do? - Let's find a solution.

Understood, let the embarrassment stay with us.

At least let them be in peace.

Who's playing football at this hour?

I never knew my hubby is a football player.

How's he playing?

He's neither using hands or legs.

- But the ball is bouncing. - It doesn't seem to calm down.

He's so hot turned on.

Damn, I missed the chance tonight.

Twenty one...

You're too arrogant, damn it.

I've used every utensil in this house. You still don't seem to calm down.

This is atrocious!

You're behaving like a serial bulb, in spite of a cylinder on you.

He's playing outside. Where's you guy?

Hey!

Look at my guy.

he's working out here.

I think we missed our chance for tonight.

Tomorrow, we'll make it up for tonight.

Let's go.

'Time - Night 11:30'

- Tell me. - Hey, call this number.

Is it customer care?

Thank you for calling, Viagra Call Center.

- Hello! - How may I help you, Sir?

- Hey, a woman picked up the call. - Hang up, hang up.

Hey, call them again!

- Doesn't seem to calm down. - Hello!

- Buddy, once again, it's a woman. - What is it?

Once again a women picked up the call. How can I ask her?

Buddy, I'm feeling embarrassed.

We sprayed in haste, damn it.

What do we do now?

Hey, try one last time.

Hello, Sir.

No matter how many times you try, only a woman will attend the call.

Why have you been calling the call center?

Madam, we're having trouble between our legs.

That's why we've been calling the call center.

What?!

It's been 4 hours since we used the delay spray.

We tried everything possible, nothing seems to work.

What do you mean by everything?

We hit it with the ball, put a lot of weights on it.

Still it doesn't seem to calm down.

It won't calm down with these methods.

All you have is just two options.

Are you guys married?

- Yes! - That's great.

- Beg to your wives- - - Madam, you get to the 2nd option.

Hello, there are thousands of options available.

Books, CD, photos, If you can't you find anything at all?

Just fantasize about someone, and rub it off.

How can we find a DVD or a book out here?

Madam, why don't you send your picture on whatsapp, we'll manage.

You crack!

Hello!

Why the hell did you ask her for a picture?

- Now she hung up. - Sorry, buddy.

What do we do now?

Buddy, let's go on the internet.

Hey, we'll get arrested if you watch online.

Dude, we're in Bangkok, no one will charge us with it.

Fine, look into it.

- Oh, damn! - What now?

Our towers are standing tall.

- But there's no tower on this one. - Give that to me.

Hey, I'm getting signal, come on.

- Did you get it? - Why are you pulling me?

- Shake well, buddy. - I'm going to whack you.

We should be shaking ourselves, but we're stuck with this phone now

- Hey, I'm getting a signal out here. - Buddy, hold on to it.

Did you get it?

Oh, no!

Buddy, did you get it?

This house and this room have no connection.

It's going deep like a tunnel.

Buddy, did you get tower?

Hey, I got bar of signal.

- What room is this? - Hey!

Oh, no!

I think we reached the next street looking for the tower.

Keep looking, you'll find it.

I'm confused whether to look for tower or this room?

- I got two bars, buddy. - Buddy, we got full tower out here.

Come on, over here.

Buddy!

Throw that away, just rock the boat to its heart's content.

- Buddy! - What's her name?

This is called, "Fierce Punch in a Dark Room".

Give me some tissues.

I asked them to clean, but...

This is my daughter.

Pooja, please stand up.

How's it?

- Mom, she's pretty. - Yeah.

Hope you took a good look at the front?

- Turn around. - Listen...

Take a look.

Did you take a good look of her profile?

Dear, now turn to the other side.

- What's this, mom? - Did you take a look?

Turn left!

That's enough dear, sit down.

Son, did you take a good look of all the sides?

Sir, what's all this?

I saw. I saw your protest.

You were leading the protest.

You must've seen many videos on various apps.

Based on that, you shouldn't be...

...disappointed and send our daughter back.

That's why I wanted to make sure.

Are you satisfied?

I'm satisfied, Sir.

Just like your son was satisfied,

I want my daughter to be satisfied as well.

For which, I'm gonna put your son through a small test.

Sir, just like you did, I'll ask my son to show all his sides.

Usually when men stand up...

we can only see their pant and shirt size.

I wasn't getting at that my point was entirely a different one.

Mom, I don't mind him putting me through a test

I need to use the restroom, right now.

Sir, you can put my son through any test.

But now he wants to use the restroom.

Please let me know where's the restroom.

Is that all?

Son, go straight and turn left.

- There you'll find the restroom. - Okay, Sir.

Be careful, it's a mosaic floor, don't slip and fall.

I think son-in-law has gone for a net practice before the test.

- Vanakkam! - Here you go, my son's horoscope.

We can never decide on a person's future based on a horoscope.

But the fingerprint will definitely give a clear picture.

The reason why I brought this up...

my ancestors are great experts of palm reading.

I'm from that bloodline, that's why I'm stating it.

Son, can you please show me your hand?

Here you go, uncle.

I don't want your right hand, I want the left hand.

- Left! - Come on, uncle...

you ancestors have misinformed you.

It's the right hand for the men.

And for women, it's the left hand.

You right hand will read about your academics, wealth and your lifetime,

but the left hand will read your exact character.

Don't be afraid, please show it to me.

Show it to me.

Why is your hand shivering?

So tell me, palm reading expert...

how's my great son's reading?

Does it read, that he'll be a royalty?

I can't find any prints on his palm.

- His actions have worn out everything. - Obviously he's my son.

Uncle, please uncle!

Please don't reject me. I'll be a very good boy, please uncle.

- Please, please... - Don't be afraid

- If man has his fingerprints intact... - Okay, uncle.

that means he doesn't have the habit of using his hands,

but he sees a lot of woman.

If a man's palm doesn't have fingerprints...

all he's got is his hands,

and it means, he needs a girl to hold his hands.

- Oh, God! - Son, I like you.

You go ahead and show your palm to my daughter.

If she's okay with it, I'm fine with it too.

What are you staring at?

Leave, come on leave.

Go ahead and show her your fingerprints.

It's stuck!

Oh God! It stucked in zip

Son?

Son? Damn...

how will he hear me, if I'm going to whisper.

Son!

Oh, no, just 'cause I mentioned about the test...

he took it seriously and must be working out inside.

Poor thing. Son...

Son...

Why is he groaning in pain?

Son, I'm gonna come inside.

- Son-in-law, here I am. - Uncle, please don't come over here.

- What's the problem? - Uncle, it's stuck in the zipper.

Come on show it to me.

Uncle I'm in pain and you're laughing.

I was in the same situation twice.

Uncle, when it happened, how did you pull it out?

Very simple, hold on a minute.

- Padma! - Hey, why are you calling her?

She's an expert in it.

What are you saying?

She's a doctor.

It was her who pulled it out, when it got stuck for me.

- Padma, it's very urgent! - It's hurting, uncle.

- Dear?! - Will aunty do it right?

Padma, please come inside.

- Are you sure? - Come on, stop asking questions.

How do you expect me to come inside?

I will definitely come inside.

- Please do, only then it can be treated. - Okay!

- Uncle, how can I show it to her? - Why did you call me?

- No, no, don't feel shy. - Damn, she's here.

Look at this as a treatment.

Padma, it's stuck!

Once again?!

It's not for me, but for son-in-law.

- Son-in-law is it? - Yes

Come on, don't feel shy.

Now you're a doctor and he's your patient.

Don't think too much. He's in huge pain.

Please help him, like you did it for me.

Fine, please stay outside.

- What?! - I'm a Doctor!

- Get out! - I'm sorry.

Please show it to me- -

Hello? Hello...

Carrot!

Let's try using this.

Carrot?!

It's too thick.

- Thick it seems! - Ummm.

Let's try using a brush.

It sounds weird.

- It's poking. - Poking?

It's poking a lot.

Is that a bathroom or a bedroom?

What's happening out there?

In the end only finger helps.

Finger? If I still don't stop her, I can't forgive myself.

Hey!

Damn, she was trying to remove the ring and I thought...

I'm sorry, I misread the situation.

Who are you?

I'm Vasu, came over for our alliance.

Sorry, I misunderstood

I never thought our first meeting will be out here.

Your dad was reading my palm, downstairs.

and you're here sitting with your fingers.

Zip itself loves you too much.

Obviously we love you too.

Son- in- law, there's no need of any test.

All sizes checks out well.

Firstly, do a first aid for the wound.

Then you can get married to my daughter.

We're happy with this alliance, how about you?

We agree to it whole heartedly.

Come on hold the plate.

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"Single wagon has taken off"

"Flew right into ones heart"

"I've got the offer letter"

"The duty is on day 'n' night"

"There's no use owning four houses"

"But it's imperative to have a four inch key to it"

"There's no use in owning many cars"

"you gotta ride them daily..."

"Damn the marriage!"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"I couldn't find my wife at home, and when I asked where's she"

"she mentioned about meeting a seer and left the house"

"I didn't bother 'n' let it go, 'cause it's a seer"

"But he took her away to Kailash overnight"

"Shower a little care on your wife"

"also make sure, you keep her satisfied"

"If you get this right, there's no need for a seer"

"Shut up!"

"Damn the marriage!"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"Uncle said, wife is your life"

"also mentioned that I take too much care of you"

"That Ambujam aunty created a huge scene"

"he went running crying behind her"

"It's better you keep your mouth shut"

"It was a sweet night at Ambujam's residence"

"I went over to know how it went"

"Shut up!"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

"Tabla, Tabla"

"Play the damn, Tabla"

"Mingle with the crowd"

"Don't stay single, high 'n' dry"

DAY 1, 07:00 PM

Housemates are stepping inside the house.

- Wow! - How's my selection?

Nice, superb!

Nice house.

Hey, swimming pool!

- Do you like swimming pool? - I like it a lot.

Come on, let's go

I think this place is apt to kindle our romance.

It looks great from the outside.

Let's check out, how it looks from the inside.

Just the way I like it. It's a huge swimming pool.

Vasu, how did you find the right one?

Obviously I know what my wife likes.

Woohoo!

- This is nothing, there's more to come. - It's impressive.

- That's our room. - Wow!

There's no one, let's go.

I heard something.

Listen, it's our wedding night, I don't want any excuses.

I'm sure you'll be the first to hit the sack.

- The interiors are awesome. - It's awesome.

Wow!

DAY 1, 10:00 PM

Newly weds are getting ready for their wedding night.

Jolly, Jolly, Jolly

- Hey, hey, hey! - Jolly, Jolly, Jolly!

- What's it? - My dream for twenty five years...

now that it's coming true tonight,

I'm all riled up, buddy.

Hey, come over here.

If you don't control your emotions,

you'll erupt before getting to it.

What do you think I was watching on the flight?

I was watching research videos of geniuses.

Even if you're Baahubali, one minute is all it takes during the wedding night.

Buddy, that's why I have a special stuff with me.

What is it?

Genuine product. No side effect.

- What is this? - Delay spray.

If you use this, even a 80 year old will perform like a 18 year old.

- Is it? - We'll use the spray to get us on.

To turn on the women, we'll use our fingers...

- and rub them. - Where buddy?

On the ears, buddy.

- Let's spray and nail them. - Yes buddy, let's go.

Hey!

Baby, I'm so turned on

- Let's do it. - No.

Come on dear, please.

- No! - Let's do it, please dear.

- Okay, did you get protection? - Protection?

We're not here to play cricket. We're going to jump on the bed.

- Then why do need it? - I meant condom, idiot.

Oh, condom is it? I have loads of it.

Fine, wear the protection and be ready.

I'll refresh myself.

- Get back soon! - I will.

Jolly, Jolly, Jolly!

Veera, let's not do it.

Please Veeera, listen to me.

Can't you hear what I'm saying?

What is it? Are you on some kind of fast?

Veera, first we need to know each other well.

Only if we do it, we can understand each other well.

Oh, God, I didn't mean that. It's about dad.

We'll promote your dad to grandfather, in no time.

- What I'm saying is... - But now let's do the needful.

It's not that, Dad had mentioned- -

Will you or not listen to me?

Smile!

You're in such a hurry.

Hey!

What the hell have you guys done?

Pooja, during the wedding night...

don't forget to wear this.

Once you wear it, push the button on the side.

Dad, why do you want me to wear this?

The reason why I'm asking you to wear this...

will become clear, when he's about to do you.

Ummm... fine, I'll wear it, dad.

Welcome buddy, welcome!

- Hey! - Come down.

What are you doing out here?

Ummm... nothing happened with me.

What if you were successful in doing it?

That's why I came down to spoil it for you.

You sinner!

Why nothing happened with you?

Pineapple, coffee, banana. Damn, there are too many flavors.

Pineapple!

Oh, no, it will poke.

I bought everything out of desire, but don't know how to use it.

I gotta do something, before she returns

Let me wear, wherever it fits.

I'm all riled up!

What nonsense?

Baby! I'm ready!

Idiot, do you even know how to use it?

I wore, where ever it could fit and all ready for you.

Damn it, get out!

Except where you should've, you wore it elsewhere.

So, couldn't consummate your marriage.

As if you got lucky.

Her dad locked you out with a device.

So, even you could do anything tonight.

Agreed we couldn't do it, but this one doesn't seem to calm down.

How do we put him to rest?

You're right buddy, it's getting out of control.

We've gotta get it under control.

- What do we do? - Let's find a solution.

Understood, let the embarrassment stay with us.

At least let them be in peace.

Who's playing football at this hour?

I never knew my hubby is a football player.

How's he playing?

He's neither using hands or legs.

- But the ball is bouncing. - It doesn't seem to calm down.

He's so hot turned on.

Damn, I missed the chance tonight.

Twenty one...

You're too arrogant, damn it.

I've used every utensil in this house. You still don't seem to calm down.

This is atrocious!

You're behaving like a serial bulb, in spite of a cylinder on you.

He's playing outside. Where's you guy?

Hey!

Look at my guy.

he's working out here.

I think we missed our chance for tonight.

Tomorrow, we'll make it up for tonight.

Let's go.

'Time - Night 11:30'

- Tell me. - Hey, call this number.

Is it customer care?

Thank you for calling, Viagra Call Center.

- Hello! - How may I help you, Sir?

- Hey, a woman picked up the call. - Hang up, hang up.

Hey, call them again!

- Doesn't seem to calm down. - Hello!

- Buddy, once again, it's a woman. - What is it?

Once again a women picked up the call. How can I ask her?

Buddy, I'm feeling embarrassed.

We sprayed in haste, damn it.

What do we do now?

Hey, try one last time.

Hello, Sir.

No matter how many times you try, only a woman will attend the call.

Why have you been calling the call center?

Madam, we're having trouble between our legs.

That's why we've been calling the call center.

What?!

It's been 4 hours since we used the delay spray.

We tried everything possible, nothing seems to work.

What do you mean by everything?

We hit it with the ball, put a lot of weights on it.

Still it doesn't seem to calm down.

It won't calm down with these methods.

All you have is just two options.

Are you guys married?

- Yes! - That's great.

- Beg to your wives- - - Madam, you get to the 2nd option.

Hello, there are thousands of options available.

Books, CD, photos, If you can't you find anything at all?

Just fantasize about someone, and rub it off.

How can we find a DVD or a book out here?

Madam, why don't you send your picture on whatsapp, we'll manage.

You crack!

Hello!

Why the hell did you ask her for a picture?

- Now she hung up. - Sorry, buddy.

What do we do now?

Buddy, let's go on the internet.

Hey, we'll get arrested if you watch online.

Dude, we're in Bangkok, no one will charge us with it.

Fine, look into it.

- Oh, damn! - What now?

Our towers are standing tall.

- But there's no tower on this one. - Give that to me.

Hey, I'm getting signal, come on.

- Did you get it? - Why are you pulling me?

- Shake well, buddy. - I'm going to whack you.

We should be shaking ourselves, but we're stuck with this phone now

- Hey, I'm getting a signal out here. - Buddy, hold on to it.

Did you get it?

Oh, no!

Buddy, did you get it?

This house and this room have no connection.

It's going deep like a tunnel.

Buddy, did you get tower?

Hey, I got bar of signal.

- What room is this? - Hey!

Oh, no!

I think we reached the next street looking for the tower.

Keep looking, you'll find it.

I'm confused whether to look for tower or this room?

- I got two bars, buddy. - Buddy, we got full tower out here.

Come on, over here.

Buddy!

Throw that away, just rock the boat to its heart's content.

- Buddy! - What's her name?

This is called, "Fierce Punch in a Dark Room".

Give me some tissues.

I asked them to clean, but...

'Inform them I has returned'

'Inform them I am returned from which was unsatisfied in sex...'

'...as a same lust as she dead was 25 years ago'

I am lust devil

DAY 02, 08:30 AM

Housemates are unaware of the fact, that they've instigated the ghost.

Look at them buddy.

Last night they left us high and dry, but now they're all riled up.

Buddy, now let's change the course of their need.

- Baby! - Good Morning, Baby.

- Good Morning! - Hi, baby!

Looks like you love bananas.

- Slept well? - Yeah.

That's nice.

Buddy, my girl's smile seems really sexy.

Buddy, look at my girl going at that banana.

If you're turned on by just looking at her eat banana,

Just look at my girl eating it.

That's really huge

I'm happy with my fruit.

Buddy did you notice?

Both our women seem to be in a great mood...

we shouldn't miss this chance, let's eat them wild.

Buddy, she's running her hands on my zipper.

She's a little late, my girl is nailing it.

Be careful dear.

Buddy...

I think it's been long since she got some.

She's riding me hard.

- It's hurting. - Make sure, the teeth doesn't graze it.

Don't bite, don't bite.

Hey, Hey!

- What happened? - Why are you guys screaming?

What the hell? These girls are here.

Then who's under the table?

What happened?

- Ghost, ghost... - Ghost, ghost!

- Ghost? - Ghost?!

Ghost, ghost, ghost...

- Ewww! - Damn it.

You guys are disgusting.

Why did they spit on us?

I have no idea.

Hey, damn it. That's disgusting.

'Morning, 10:00 AM'

They're just wives for namesake.

They don't even care about our hunger.

Wonder why I got married.

There's no signal on my mobile phone.

As if that's very important.

The main signal is down here.

I'm struggling out here.

- Here, eat this. - Thank you!

There's no point in cribbing, you eat it.

There's nothing left to say.

This seems little jammed.

Hey, give me that.

If things are left unused, they get jammed.

You're indeed right, experience speaks.

Shake it four times, and then squeeze it.

I thought four times was enough, keep shaking it.

In the name of shaking it, you've been wasting time.

You just splurged everything on the door.

It was accidental, buddy. It's empty now.

What do we do now?

- What if these guys are gay? - I don't think so.

- Okay, let's check on them. - They must be just goofing around.

I thought everything got wasted.

But we can lick it off the wall.

But I did ask my friends in the college.

- They used to behave weirdly. - I too have that doubt.

- Is it? - Yeah.

- But I think there's nothing to worry. - Hey!

Damn!

EVENING, 06:30 PM

Wives who think their husbands are gay.

Hey, ask them.

Why did you guys use the spray?

Buddy, you handle this question.

It's our first time, and if we come soon, it'll be embarrassing.

We saw on internet, that the spray delays the process.

That's why we used it.

Fine, now let's drink.

Liquor?! Isn't that harmful?

Whether it's liquor or wanking...

it's wrong if you do it in excess.

- If you're in limit, it's nectar. - She's spot on!

- My sweetheart! - Am I right?

Look, my girl is a wizard.

But we're not used to have liquor.

Hey!

We're chronic drunkards, why are you lying?

Duffer, this is called romance. Follow my lead.

I've never tasted it.

We've never tasted liquor.

So, we don't know how to have liquor.

We'll teach you guys, how to drink.

Pour the liquor into the glass.

Insert your finger inside the chips.

Then take a long sip.

Take a bite.

Once you've taken a sip...

...dip the tip of your finger into the pickle.

It'll taste like heaven.

CHEERS!

"Raunchy nights are about to start"

"Fingerprints will stay intact"

"She looked closely at the watermelon"

"Two lemons are quivering with love"

"No need to go to office, I'll give you a better job, dear"

"If you perform well, I'll even promote you"

"Just the sound of it is titillating, If I..."

"...is unimaginable!"

"I like cowboy films, I like my doggy too"

"My lucky number is 69!"

"You have enough information about my whereabouts"

"Oh Baby, get inside the sheets and take my breath away."

"Just the sound of it is titillating, If I..."

"...is unimaginable!"

"You're my baby girl, you're my baby girl"

"You're my sexy girl, you're my Se-XY girl"

"You're my baby girl, you're my baby girl"

"You're my sexy girl, you're my Se-XY girl"

- Oh, no! Ghost! - What?!

Where the hell is running off to?

- There's ghost inside the room. - There's a ghost in there too.

Come let's run

- Come inside buddy. - Close that door.

Hey, why are you spoiling it? We've gotta fold them.

Do you think they'll believe we came running into the room, scared of the ghost?

I'm frustrated!

Buddy, ignore them.

First we have to escape from that ghost, do something about it.

Hey!

Right from school till college, people have been calling us gay.

Broke all the barriers, and got married. But now this ghost is projecting us as gay.

Obviously I'm frustrated.

Buddy, don't get so angry.

Decisions taken in anger, always ends up bad.

Please relax for a bit.

Look I have a great idea.

If we suppress the anger, it'll harm us.

We should find a way to vent it out.

Where do you want me to vent it out?

Shall I vent it out on the guy who took our picture from school?

Or shall I vent it out on the neighbor girl, who humiliated us?

Do you think we can vent it out on this ghost?

Don't speak like a crazy fellow.

I'll give you three options to bring down you anger.

That'll bring down your anger.

Hold on a minute.

Wait, I'll give you the 1st option now.

Look, here's a knife.

Take this knife and vent out by stabbing it.

If that doesn't work, Option 2: Softball.

We can use this softball too.

If you keep pressing the ball harder...

your anger will come down.

If that doesn't help, Option 3 is a simple one.

Have water bottoms up!

If that doesn't help too,

pour the water on your head, it'll cool you down.

That's great!

Come on buddy, come on, don't let it go!

Keep stabbing it, come on.

Be careful with your hand, raise it high and stab.

It's not only me who's angry.

- Aren't you angry? - I'm angry too.

Then come on, join me!

Keep stabbing it

- What are they doing? - The noise is coming from here.

Hit it hard!

Hit it, hit it hard!

Hold my ball, squeeze it.

Press it!

- They don't seem to change. - Oh, my God!

- They're doing it. - Why did we even marry them?

Buddy! Buddy!

The tip is bent, did you calm down?

- NO! - Then continue.

- Come on, let's go inside. - Let's go.

Hit it, keep hitting buddy.

- What?! - It's disgusting!

Buddy, I'm tired

- Che! - Come in, dear.

Ahh- - Che- - get off me damn it.

- They're gonna mistake us. - Get off damn it.

- Oh, no! - My wife must've mistaken us.

Damn you, just like we thought, you guys are gay!

Pooja, please trust me on this.

There's a ghost inside the house. Buddy, say something.

- He's right Priyanka, there's a ghost- - - Shut up!

You came to us, and turned yourselves on.

But over here riding each other hard.

Definitely you guys are gay.

- Yes you are... - No Priya!

- Stop it! - According to a girl...

her marriage completes her life.

- But you guys cheated us. - No Pooja, we didn't.

We're leaving back home.

Let go of me.

Pooja, please listen.

- You guys should've married each other. - Priya please understand.

- Just leave! - Please Priya, Priya!

Priya!

Phew, I don't how to make them understand.

You and your screwed up idea.

Hey, where are you going?

Pooja?

Pooja?!

Pooja?!

Pooja?! Pooja?!

I thought marriage will end this gay issue.

I doesn't seem to end. No one understands.

That's my wife right? Hi!

Yes, that's my wife.

Hi Baby!

Do you want me?

- Shall I come? - Yes, please...

Come on, dear.

Come closer.

Oh, no, Pooja!

I did tell you earlier, there's a ghost.

- No one believed me. - The ghost is right behind me.

Come on, hurry up. Let's get out of the house.

Buddy, Veera!

Buddy, where are you?

I am here. Pooja is here too.

Pooja is under the water.

The ghost is inside, what are you doing inside the pool.

Come on damn it, let's go!

Come on, keep running.

Come on, dude.

Come on, let's get out of this house.

Come on, hurry, let's get out.

Open the gate, come on hurry up.

Run faster!

Open the gate, damn it!

Hey, why are we not able to move past it?

- Come on! - Buddy, my legs are stuck

What the hell is happening?

Leg...

I'll push your head out, try moving past it.

Why is it not opening?

Hey! Twenty five years ago...

my husband and I died in a fire before consummating our marriage.

Poor thing!

It wasn't just the house that got burned...

my desires too.

It's a grave tragedy if a girl dies a virgin.

Since then, I've been waiting to fulfill my desire.

But everyone who turns up here, is not a virgin.

All I got is only you guys at the moment.

One among you should fulfill my desire.

Until then, you can't step out of this house.

Hey, don't talk like a stupid cunt. Shut up, damn it.

We grew up together, even got married on the same day to different girls.

And came over here to spend our honeymoon.

But you're being unfair, by just choosing one of us.

Hey, hold on for a minute.

If you have to, then you gotta sleep with both of us.

If not you'll get nothing, get lost!

- Buddy, you're good. - Obviously!

Oh, that's how it's going to be.

Let me mention one important thing.

If you wanna have sex with me...

will die!

- We'll die is it? - Now tell me, do you still wanna do it?

'Never run and never hide'

'I'll be watching'

DAY 3, 07:00 AM

Men got stuck with the ghost with their arrogance.

Women escaped from there.

Buddy, why don't we try this.

it's an intellectual idea. Hope you understand.

When men inflict sex torture on women...

they get tangled in #MeToo right?

Similarly, this ghost is inflicting sex torture on us...

let's get it caught in #MeToo.

Hey, there's no #MeToo for men.

#MeToo only pertains to women.

As if men don't get screwed.

Even if they get screwed, no one's gonna speak nor believe us.

You're right about it though.

Wives have already left us.

On top of it, this ghost is scaring us saying we'll die after having sex with her.

What the hell do we do now?

Buddy!

- Come in. - Okay.

Hope she doesn't jump scare us hiding behind the door.

I'll look for here over here, you look over there.

Where's she hiding?

- Ghost? Ghost? - I can't seem to find her.

She's hiding in my undies, shall I pop her out?

I'm with you all this while, how would I know?

- No idea where it's lurking around. - Virgin ghost.

Blood idiotic ghost, where are you?

- Virgin Ghost! - Ghost

Ghost!

- It all started by looking at this photo. - Oh, yeah!

This picture totally deceived us.

Buddy, give me that spray.

Here you go.

Hey, how will the ghost appear, if you spray it here?

It's a horny ghost, will appear wherever we spray this.

- Wait and watch. - You're right though.

- What is it? - You tell her.

Ghost ma'am, we have a small request.

As it was our wedding night, we came straight...

into the house without consummating our marriage

Hey, stop staring like that.

First hear him out, then you can scare all you want.

Ghost ma'am, you wanted to have sex with us.

Look at that picture, you look so damn hot.

If you appear half burnt in front of us, how do you expect us to get hot on you?

- You look like a dingy toilet. - Hey!

If you care to change your appearance,

a chemistry will kick in between us.

Then obviously you can screw us.

For all of it to work, we have to date a little bit.

Hey, put it in simple terms.

What I mean to say...

...you're determined to have sex with us.

Once we have sex with you, we'll be dead.

So, before we die, will check out few places,

then eat delicious food,

and will return here at your service.

So, can you please consider it?

Buddy, she agreed to it.

"Boom! Boom! I'm the damn Mary!"

"Boom! Boom! You're the Virgin Sparrow"

"Boom! Boom! Ravish me boys"

"Boom! Boom! Screw me hard"

"Give me your boneless piece, bit by bit"

"Take out your joystick to play my game"

"If you do as I say, I will show you a trick"

"But if you try 'n' escape, you're dead"

"You're dead!"

"This dating seems to be a waste of time"

"Come along, you're in for a feast"

"You may have seen a lot of porn, your fantasies might run wild"

"If you prove your girth, I'll surprise you with a bumper prize"

"If you do as I say, I will show you a trick"

"But if you try 'n' escape, you're dead"

"You're dead!"

"You're dead!"

Look like our buddy

Hey, how come you guys are here?

Hey, please understand.

- Where are you wives? - You don't the mess we're in.

They're my friends. Meera, Vasu, stop right there.

Where are you guys running off to?

Don't come behind us, don't!

- I'm afraid of heights. - Jump!

New housemates Kiran and Vimal, arrived at the house unaware of consequences.

- We jumped out there, how did we land here? - This place looks familiar.

Hey!

Oh. no, ghost!

We're back to square one!

We're dead!

- Buddy, who is this girl? - Shameless, gawking when I'm next to him.

- She's so damn hot. - Then what about me?

I know what's making you so damn hot.

You have not seen her real face yet.

- Buddy. - Tell me, moron.

She's way hotter than your wives.

You asked for it, she's here now. See for yourself.

Where's she?

How dare you guys tried to cheat me?

How can we even think of cheating you?

We were just goofing around playing hide 'n' seek with you.

Don't try to fool me.

Where are you running off?

They asked you a question, but why am I taking the brunt?

How dare you question me?

Oh no! Oh, God!

- Buddy, please save me from her. - Come on, let's go.

Come on, run faster.

DAY 3, 09:00 PM

No idea where's my wife.

Hope they're safe outside.

No idea.

This damn ghost has been killing us alive.

Moreover we got tangled into this mess.

I never invited you, damn it.

Hey, why is your wallet over here?

Why would I leave my wallet here?

- Annoying! - It's not your wallet...

- Is it yours? - No it's not mine.

- That's mine. - It's yours?

Yes!

Who's this?

- Guess it yourself. - He looks like a nerd.

- It's your boyfriend right? - No!

Hey, I'm her boyfriend damn it.

- Am I right, darling? - Moron, stop being cheeky.

- Is it your brother? - No.

It must be your landlord?

No ways!

Hey, give me that photo.

- I found out who is it. - Who's that?

- He's your cousin right? - No chance!

Hey, then who the hell is he?

That's no one, but me.

What? Are you serious?

Years ago, I used to be a man.

But now I'm transformed into a woman.

- Hey, dried out plum. - Hey, don't die on us.

You're not her boyfriend. But she's this entire city's boyfriend.

Buddy, instead of screwing her...

Sorry dude!

Instead of screwing her...

if you screw the ghost, at least her soul will rest in peace.

Also, you'll no longer be a virgin.

If you die after screwing the ghost...

at least people will talk about you in History.

Are you guys serious?

Buddy, he believes whatever we tell him.

Then let's instigate him more

If Neil Armstrong had thought about it, he wouldn't have landed on the moon.

You can do it. Let your rocket fly high tonight.

It's time your wiener stop looking at the ground and face the sky.

Get up buddy, you can do this!

Me?!

Should I sit or lie down?

TIME - NIGHT, 10:00 PM

Vimal is out to sacrifice his life to save the other housemates.

Ice cubes, is it?

Can you see how hot I'm for you?

It's steaming hot!

Eggs is it?

If this is the state of an egg...

Hey, only your upper body is hot,

lower part of the body is cold, but you've been moaning hard.

Oh, that, it's cause this is my first time.

That's why I'm a little nervous.

- Why don't you help me with it? - Oh!

Buddy don't let me down, wake up, come on, wake up.

- Even a statue salutes looking at me. - You're right!

But your buddy doesn't even react seeing my naked.

Tell me the truth.

It's really embarrassing.

Give it one last try, what else can I do?

Anjali, wake up Anjali, wake up!

Anjali, wake up. Wake up!

Anjali, wake up. Wake up!

- You dead snake! - That's me.

Tell me the truth.

Why are you crying like a girl?

How dare you insult me? What would you know?

They didn't call you gay.

You could've poured it into my mouth.

- It begun cause of mouth. - Buddy! Buddy!

Hey, aren't you crying?

They called you too gay, right?

Hey- - Hey, it caught fire!

Hey, it caught fire, damn it.

Save me!

It's hurting!

Hey, stamp on it. Pick that up and pour it on him.

Idiots pour water on me not liquor.

Their stamping and burning from that day...

my little buddy lost its form.

You under doesn't even takes off

but you want undertaker's music as score

You dead snake, how dare you wanted to have sex with me?

It's them who made me. She's beating me to pulp

Stop right there!

Vimal came down to nail the ghost...

but his dead snake got him beaten up to death.

DAY 4, 09:00 AM

Who's going to save the housemates?

Buddy, she tore me apart.

You should've tore her apart, instead she tore you.

- Feelings it seem. - Buddy, I'm really sorry.

Don't get emotional buddy.

I really have no clue what I should get emotional for.

Is it for your horrible face or for your incompetent Di- -

I shouldn't say it right? It's wrong.

Rightfully we should be sad for everything.

Who's going to save us now?

Only god can save us.

God has arrived.

Repent for your sins.

- It's our uncle! - Yes.

Hey, where's the god?

Look at him, he's got a flute. That's him, God.

- That's our uncle. - Uncle uh?

My dear sons!

New housemate, a short film on Dr.Uncle!

Hello my lovely, happy ending viewers.

I'm your beloved, Vanishree.

Today we're going to meet, Dr.Thambidurai.

if you may ask, what's his specialty?

He's a got a little buddy in his name itself.

So he's the boss of your little buddies too.

The Boss of little buddies, will he save the housemates and their little buddies?

- That's right it's him. - How did he know this location?

I shared the location and asked him to come.

- Why the hell did you do that? - Moron!

My dear sons, come on, come to your uncle.

Hi uncle!

Come on my sweethearts.

Uncle, I asked you come over here.

But you forgot about me.

Son, I'm here, so that you can come.

How did everything go?

When are you guys having kids?

Is it going to be a boy or a girl?

Is it going to be a boy or a girl?

Uncle, we're damn angry, don't piss us off.

There aren't going to be kids, get lost.

Why does your face looks flushed?

What's the problem?

[GIBBERISH]

Looks like you're scared to death.

Since you've mentioned about the ghost,

I'm a little eager to see that ghost.

That ghost, does she look like Jaya Malini from Jaganmohini?

Or does she look like Mouni from Nagini?

The ghosts you mentioned are romantics, but this one is a horny ghost.

This is the first time I'm hearing about a horny ghost.

Can't believe he's lusting for a ghost, is he really a doctor?

Uncle, I thought you're here to save us from the ghost,

but you're planning to screw the ghost.

- Exactly! - My dear sons...

I got a little excited, I too have urges.

What's the issue on hand now? It's an issue if you guys get it on.

And for him, it's not getting hard.

I have a solution for all your problems.

I'll explain one by one.

Get started.

- All ears? - Yes uncle!

There are 300 ways to get turned on.

We're already aware of it.

But to bring it down, only three options.

Now everyone lift your right hand.

That's good.

You shouldn't put your hands down until the job is done.

You've got five fingers in your hand.

But the job requires only two fingers.

Use that and keep pulling it on and off.

Idiots, do it like this.

- Hey! - What is it?

- Hey, Uncle! - Don't disturb, I'm working.

All of it was done in the first part.

If you have any new methods, let's try them.

- Idea No.2! - Go ahead.

The hole is just two inches.

If you touch, it'll quiver.

When you're all in, it'll suck it in slowly.

At times, you'll think you had enough.

That's when you should stop.

Uncle, how do we know when it's enough?

Hey, I've been doing this since childhood.

Are you serious?

- I take the food in my hand... - Damn you, man!

then take it to your mouth and pushing it in.

Then repeating the same thing again.

Hey! There is no reaction?!

Hey, I was talking about the throat.

What did you guys think it was?

You've ruined my meals, damn it

I'll be reminded of this, whenever I sit down to eat.

Hey, if you keep eating like this...

you'll start snoring into sound sleep.

Then nothing will happen.

- Is this idea okay with you? - It's crap!

Now I'm presenting you the last option.

But not least.

You must've seen this coin at donation boxes and on corpses.

Also you must've tipped people with it.

But the style I'm going to implement to use this coin...

not just you three even the world wouldn't have seen it.

Buddy, he's lying don't trust him.

He has never spoke the truth.

- Hey! - What's it?

Silence!

- Can I start? - Okay!

- Yes please. - Yeah, one by one.

Don't move! Be there.

What the hell?

You don't move as well.

You too don't move.

I'm going to use this coin to determine your strength.

Uncle, we'll have to lift the coin right, it's easy.

You moronic idiot.

The task is not to lift the coin.

The task is not to lift the coin.

- I don't understand. - I think he's blabbering.

- Listen to this guys. - Tell me, uncle.

No matter what I show on this board,

your coin shouldn't move even an inch.

- That's is the task, okay? - Okay!

Challenge accepted!

Pe...

In...

Damn you guys, just the word "Women" got you riled up.

Uncle the roof shot was mine.

The one which hit the board is mine.

Where did you shoot?

Uncle, I don't get a hard on.

Look at the coin, it's stuck like it's been nailed to it.

Amazing, right?

Why don't to give an Oscar award to yourself?

- I'm gonna whack you. - Sorry, uncle.

Fine, you didn't shoot...

he shot at the roof.

- And he shot at the board. - Correct!

Then who's coin was it, which hit the board again?

Where did the third coin come from?

- Uncle was it you? - I'm gonna whack you, I didn't.

Uncle, that third coin was from me.

Who are you?

You didn't include me in the task, so I volunteered.

A crowd gathered by itself, I believe.

TIME - MORNING, 11:00 AM

New housemates who are going to enter the house shortly.

Matter Mona and Quarter Ram.

- I can see a chick out there. - Why's that drunkard coming towards me?

Moreover my client is missing.

Excuse me, ma'am. I'm a little down at the moment.

If you help me, then I can get a little high.

Later you can make me do whatever you desire.

- I'll nail it! - Get lost

The bungalow is big, I think I can score today.

Hey sweetheart, hey sweetie.

- Sons! - Tell me, uncle.

I'm gonna open the door and give you guys a surprise.

- I'm sure it's something silly. - Shut up, moron.

- He said surprise and opening the door. - He's gone crazy.

He's hanging on to it.

- What is it? - He's struggling out there.

- Help him open. - He's incorrigible

- Move away. - Uncle step aside, he'll open it.

Open it buddy.

So, now who's incorrigible?

- Idiot, shut up. - Why it's not opening?

- Give it another try. - I'm trying my best.

- Try harder. - I'm not able to open it.

Dude, what if...

It's all the doings of that ghost.

But all the favorite things of her are inside this house.

But something it hates is outside this door.

What is that?

Item!

- Hey! - You're disgusting.

- Don't look at me with such disgust. - What else should we do?

You guys gave me way too much respect back in the town.

But your uncle's little buddy

You keep spinning these lies.

- So, after I finish treating him... - That's great, uncle

also I wanted to meet you guys,

Then was planning to spoil the statue I had hired.

This guy brought his fantasies to resolve our problem.

I did a good thing in bringing her out here.

- How's that good? - If she enters the house...

We can escape from here.

So, help me.

Go ahead, open it.

Open the door.

We've been trying to get it open.

- Shall I try opening the door? - You just shut up.

It's already shut, we're trying hard to open it.

Rightfully, you should be the one who should shut up.

Hey, there's a guy out here disturbing me.

Listen, there's someone out here disturbing us too.

If you hired someone else, why did you ask me to come?

Oh, no, that's a different thing, ignore it.

Please don't leave, I beg of you.

What do you want me to do?

I beg of you, please don't leave.

- Uncle. - What's it?!

There's a hole outback, they come through it.

That's awesome.

There's a hole outback?!

Why are you getting riled up listening to it?

Dear!

There's a hole outback.

Come through it.

I can die in peace after taking a look at you.

Fine, okay.

I just want a midge of it.

- He's incorrigible. - Hey, just one peg.

Where's the hole? - Look, over there, it's a big hole.

It's big enough, that I can enter.

The hole is big enough to accommodate her.

That's awesome, uncle.

- Ask her to get inside sooner. - Is this where I have get in?

Should I get inside this hole?

'Cause of the ghost, you have to enter through this hole.

Come on, come on...

- Be careful dear. - I think, I'm stuck.

Why is she digging into the hole?

Let's see what's happening.

It's hurting!

BUDDY!

Looks like she's always ready for action.

- Hey, pull me in damn it. - Pull her inside, before he does something.

There's guy behind me trying to score a freebie.

- Hold on a moment. - Come on pull me in.

- My hand is stuck. Hey, hey! - Hey, let go of her!

Damn it, we pulled him in too.

I thought a girl was coming, but she's got company.

Scumbag, how dare you try to swipe your card on my account?

Damn you! Firstly wake them up.

- Wake them up! - I can get it on and you still...

I asked to wake her up.

What the hell are you guys doing, instead of waking her up?

Go and get some water.

Idiot, that's coffee.

They're lying out there like lovers washed off at the shore.

as if we can't separate them, Guys come sooner!

Come on sprinkle it on them.

- Hey, just pour it on them. - Oh, no!

- Oh, no! - Stupid, why did you pour it like that?

Sorry buddy, it slipped and fell on bosom.

- I meant to say, my hand slipped. - I'll take it from here.

Then you'll have another excuse to make a pass on her.

My dear!

My dear one day wife.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm trying to wake her up.

Is this how you wake up a person?

Fine, I'll not use my hands.

My dear one day wife, My dear one day wife!

Who's that, even before she could wake up, the bell is ringing?

- I doubt they're back. - Damn sure, it's them.

Oh, God!

Wives are waiting at the door, while mistress is inside the house.

Will they try and hide the mistress from their wives?

- Oh, no! - Hey, be calm!

Phew, thank god!

Where's Vasu?

I am here.

Are you fine? Thank goodness you guys are alive.

You abandoned us, thinking we're dead. But now you're being nice

I'm well aware of your intentions.

Why would you say something like that?

Obviously, it's been two days since you guys left the house.

Buddy, I think they had fun going around the city.

- Am I right? - Yes.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure you saw us having.

- Why are you still here? - If I leave you alone, you'll screw her.

Look like I'll die a virgin in this life.

- Uncle, come on let's leave. - One time please, one time please.

The door didn't open when the item was here.

How come it opened when they arrived?

What does that mean?

What if they're just like Vimal's girl?

Hey, stop lying to us.

Where were you guys? And who did you meet?

We don't know anyone in this town.

- Who do you think we would've met? - Damn you- -

Hey, that's my wife dude.

I'll be done in 3 minutes like an OTP.

Buddy, bring them to this side.

Hey look over there, we got a chicken.

Look at it yodeling!

Dear, look at that picture out there.

There's nothing wrong, we were just goofing around

Wow! Tender coconuts!

Sons, you can screw the average later.

Get it on with these awesome pairs right now.

Damn it, they're our wives.

- Oh, daughter-in-laws. - Smack that stupid mouth.

- My dear daughter- in- laws! - Pull him back.

Why did you come here? Who's gonna handle the mess inside?

You guys manage them, I'll take care of the mess inside.

Hey, don't be so desperate to get inside.

You first manage the situation here.

I got her here, blame it on me.

Moron, they won't believe that you got her here.

I too have some dignity left.

- When did you get here? - What was it?

How did you get here?

It was nothing but...

boys called and said they're in trouble, so I took a flight and got here.

- Dear. - Eh?

- Dear. - Eh?!

Turn around.

I can hear the voice, but the lips aren't moving.

- Oh, no! - Damn, now she's here

Uncle, please handle this mess.

I thought as much.

There were four of you, and I'm just one to entertain.

So tell me, what's your rate?

Rate uh?!

What's your rate?

Hey hold on, that's my wife and she's his wife.

- Oh, no! - So you're too one day wife?

- She's not one day wife. - He called me by that name.

Idiot, she's my lifetime wife.

- Lifetime? - Yes!

Won't you get bored?

- I'm gonna thump you. - I was talking about humping.

My dear sweet pea, you get out from here.

So, does that mean, I'm your lifetime too?

We'll decide that after an hour though.

For now, let's go and get jiggy.

Pooja, don't mind her.

- Who the hell is she? - And what's she doing here?

Oh, God, now he's here too.

The troublemaker is here, please handle him.

I don't even know who is this guy, wonder what to do now?

Hey, why the hell are you groaning like a zombie?

Dude, please handle this crazy fellow.

- Pooja, I have no idea about him. - The place looks very saucy!

Is it a party or honeymoon trip?

Hey, who the hell are you? And why did you get inside?

Boss, you asked for help, now you're asking why did I help?

You share things, if I'm Tamilan.

And when I do, you question my integrity.

You vote the wrong people and crib about Tamilnadu getting destroyed.

- Are you kidding with me? - Idiotic moron.

You're speaking irrelevant.

Listen, nothing makes sense to me now.

Only booze will make sense for me at the moment.

I'm getting sober now, and that's making me shaky.

- It'll be great if I can get some booze. - So, you're a drunkard!

I'm the lord of drunkards!

You can call me a drunkard, or can say I'm not a human.

You can say I'm not a Tamilan too.

But never say, there's no liquor.

Hey, we truly don't have liquor in the house.

Boss, you have variety of items out here...

but saying you don't have liquor.

How are you call them item?

The pendant is quite small though.

Hidden figures are shown quite explicitly though.

So they're not item is it? Sorry I asked.

They're my daughter-in-laws, mind your words.

- I'll kill you. - Okay, okay!

That's fine if you don't have liquor, I'll find it elsewhere.

Get out. Get out, damn it.

- Open the door and get out. - Get lost!

Hey, get lost!

He's faking it!

Nasty monkey peddle, stop faking it.

How the hell should I open this door?

I'm not able to open it.

I just opened the door for them, don't act smart. Get out.

Is there another way out of this house?

When they got here, we were able to open the door.

But if it's not opening, when he wants to get out.

So, does that mean?

Virgin!

He doesn't look anything like a virgin though.

Let's ask him about his origin.

TIME - NIGHT, 07:00 PM

Boss, why don't you exchange seats with her?

I'm gonna whack you!

Do you want to lie on my lap?

Switch seats with her.

Shut up and get on with the flashback.

I thought I'll get into the mood

Okay.

I was four years old.

Were you sucking on it?

I meant your fingers.

Not only mine, but I sucked on all my friends fingers too.

I don't want your sucking story, damn it.

Tell us how did you get to this country?

I'll keep it short 'n' sweet, I came with friends for a fun trip.

Once we got here, all of us got sloshed.

When I woke up, my friends and my passport was missing.

I had no idea what to do.

I went around the streets and helped as much as possible.

People bought me liquor.

I use to have liquor and get hammered during the night.

- What about morning? - Hammered!

- What about afternoon? - Hammered!

- What about nights? - I already mentioned.

What about women in your life?

If he's hammered, even that'll be hammered.

- Spot on! - I'm talking about the same spot.

But I don't understand what it has to with the door not opening for me?

- Listen, thumb sucker. - Tell me.

There's a ghost inside this house.

And that likes virgin boys a lot.

Only virgin boys can get inside this house.

But they can't leave the house.

That's cause, it's a one way route!

Just cause I'm drunkard, doesn't mean I'll believe anything you say.

How do I believe there's a ghost inside this house?

Why don't you guys summon it?

This ghost can be summoned only by exposing yourself.

This is not a casual ghost, it's a sexual ghost.

It doesn't like leg piece, rather it fancies sausages.

I never used to mix water with the liquor.

But today, I'm going to drink water pretending it's liquor.

It's cause of that horny ghost.

Buddy, he's right here.

Buddy, we're in big trouble.

What happened?!

The spray we hid it from the ghost is about to get over.

This is the last bottle.

But this won't be enough for both of us.

There's only enough for one, what do we do now?

Don't worry, we got two scapegoats now.

I know it's that thumb sucker and our uncle.

You're right, one of them will be caught by the ghost today.

We'll use what's left of the spray...

and manage to get through the night.

Then we won't need the spray from tomorrow.

That sounds great buddy.

Leave that on the table, we'll use it tonight.

- Okay. - Get going now.

Did you keep it?

I did, come on let's go.

No one should know about your secret.

- Sure! - Seems like they shout out their secrets.

That's not important. I gotta escape.

So, this spray is driving away the ghost.

It'll kill me I believe.

It's stinks like hell.

Let's not mix my stench with it.

I'll use the spray after a shower.

This looks like a body spray.

Viagra Delay Spray!

You drunkard, no ways I'm letting you use this to steal my girl,

I will not let it happen, I will definitely not let it happen.

TIME - NIGHT, 10:00 PM

Uncle got stuck in the trap laid for Ram.

This spray is making me horny.

That's why he wanted to use this to impress my girl.

My dear!

My feelings are reaching out to her.

It looks like a two in one process.

- My dear. - Tell me dear.

- Shall we do it? - Sure, I've been waiting for it.

I like another room out here, shall we go there?

Sure, please let's go. Open the door.

Sweet pea, that room was enough for your size, why are we here?

My dear honey bun, I have a surprise for you.

Is it? Then let's go.

How do you like this room?

Mona, this room is as big as your heart.

I know right. I'm gonna show you more tricks tonight.

Finally I'm going to have you, Mona.

Mona!

Mona, ummm!

Oh, no! Mona!

You're just undressing me.

Why don't you undress as well?

I'm going to.

I made many little buddies salute strong.

I've given them treatment to last long.

Now I've been blessed with a playground.

Play... play hard!

Hey!

What is this Mona, you're already on top of me?

Cause your little buddy cried sooner.

Damn you, you came, even before you saw anything.

wonder how you offered treatment to the others?

Now check my treatment for you.

Boss of many little buddies, was let down by his own little one.

Here's a video of him getting wasted by the ghost.

TIME - NIGHT, 11:00 PM

Raise high, my heart!

Hey, shut up!

Uncle, why did you get caught in the trap set for him?

Let it go, he's already butchered for being desperate.

Stop slamming questions.

Boss, so you were trying to get me caught?

What would've you done?

As it is your fuse is out, nothing would've happened even if you'd got caught.

Agreed, my fuse is out due to chronic drinking.

But he's a doctor right? Why did it start neighing by just looking at it?

That's gone useless. It's best you put it on display.

Uncle, am I right?

If you call me uncle, I'm going to rip your balls and feed it to Thailand crows.

They've been calling you uncle.

They're family, they have the right to call.

But you can't, it's making me wild.

Then tell me your name.

Thambidurai!

What?!

You deaf, I said Thambidurai.

If at all it worked, we could've escaped from this house.

It's the most funny thing about him,

He's here for a treatment from a person, who can't get it on himself.

Uncle, I thought you were lord of the veeners!

But you're cold like a stale sausage.

Agreed, that I couldn't get it on.

You guys are men enough right, why don't you guys do it?

Uncle, why are you getting pissed?

Obviously, I've been taking care of you three since childhood.

It's fine that you don't respect my work.

At least try and respect my age. I'm forty and above.

Hey, you don't deserve any respect.

In spite of using the Viagra delay Spray...

you gushed out without any delay, like a Suguna water pump.

You really don't deserve any respect.

Agreed I got beaten up by the ghost.

You call yourself brave right? Find us a way to escape from here.

I have thousands of ideas.

We need just one, damn it.

If we burn everything what the ghost likes, we can escape from here.

Hey nasty monkey, the ghost likes only one thing.

- Shall I burn your junk? - Aaaaa!

Stupid idea!

That can't be burned.

Baby, he doesn't understand the situation at hand.

If we throw away all of ghost's stuff, we can leave from here.

You mental, we're not able to take our stuff out.

How do you expect us to throw away ghost's stuff?

Can't you people talk about something else, which doesn't include junk or stuff?

Who the hell baptized you people?

Uncle, it was you!

My ill fate, didn't know I did that too.

I should slipper myself.

Point!

I'm going to chase the ghost away using this small board.

- How though? - Everyone be ready and get closer.

Does he have some disease?

- Not sure... - This is called Ouija board.

- Where's that tumbler? - Here you go

We're going to play this game using this tumbler.

This is a conductor,

In this universe, there is positive and negative energy.

To put it in simple terms.

If you step inside the temple, it's positive energy.

But if you step inside a graveyard...

negative energy!

Hope you guys understood?

At present, negative energy is inside this house.

So, to pick a thorn with its own kind,

We're going to chase the ghost using another ghost.

Oh no!

It sounds scary.

There'll be many symptoms when the ghost appears.

No one should get scared, okay?

Everyone place your forefinger on this tumbler.

Here you go.

The reason why we're doing this ritual...

we want the spirits coming to us, should be ready to help us out.

shouldn't tag along with the ghost in the house and attack us instead.

- It shouldn't. - If we want to keep it under our control.

We have to keep our hands together.

No matter what happens you shouldn't take your hands off.

- Everyone close your eyes. - Please close your eyes.

Keep your hands together.

I'm going to start now.

We're not playing this game just for the sake of it,

we're playing to save our lives.

So, just the helping spirits come forward.

Spirits who can't help, don't bother showing up.

I swear on the powers of the universe.

Sssshhh!

I think some spirit has arrived.

Let's speak to it, open your eyes.

Oh no! the women are missing.

- Please save us! - I can hear their screams

Come on, let's get inside the house. Come on, hurry up.

- Oh, no! - Please save us!

I'm scared, please save us.

Vasu, please save me.

- Please save us! - Hey!

It has hung my wife upside down.

Hey, please. Please, please, please.

Please let them go, I beg of you.

I had asked one of you to sleep with me...

instead of deciding who among the two will do it,

you guys sent a dead snake and a leaking pipe.

On top of it, you guys are planning to set me up with another ghost.

I wasn't waiting all this while, for this crap.

Listen, we did this with good intention.

Please let them go. They have nothing to do with this.

Just 'cause they're here, you guys don't bother to satisfy me.

Oh, no!

What if I kill them?

Oh no, please don't kill them!

Please don't do it.

All you want is one of us, right?

I'll do it, please let everyone else go.

- Son, don't do this. - Shut up, uncle.

You have my word, I'll do it, let them go.

- For God sake, let them go. - I'll wait for you, tomorrow at 8pm.

You should come.

Better be there!

- If not... - Definitely, I'll be there.

Hey, why are you crying?

Kiran, be happy that ghost didn't hang you upside down.

Even that ghost didn't consider me as a woman.

Hey, you're hopeless!

Oops!

"I raised little buddies all over with so much love"

"But my little buddy, let me down"

"Once upon a time, you were a huge Anaconda."

"But now, you're nothing but a dinged vessel"

"Kunjumani, Kunjumani, why my dear Kunjumani?"

"even before you got a glimpse, you gushed out like a fountain"

"Kunjumani, Kunjumani, why my dear Kunjumani?"

"even before you could bat, you got stumped"

"Do you remember the lonely days, when I caressed you with my hands?"

"But now you turned out to be ungrateful"

"Should I rip you off?"

"Kunjumani, Kunjumani, why my dear Kunjumani?"

"even before you got a glimpse, you gushed out like a fountain"

"Kunjumani, Kunjumani, why my dear Kunjumani?"

"even before you could bat, you got stumped"

DAY 5, 08:00 AM

What's this?

It's a permission letter, ghost ma'am!

I can't permit this.

Even a person on the death row, gets a last wish.

Won't we get one last wish before death?

Aren't we held up here like prisoners over here?

Please consider our last wish.

It's confirmed that we're going to die.

We'll make just one trip, that's it.

Even we have desires to fulfill.

If our desires are fulfilled, that means yours are fulfilled too.

You guys did the same thing last time and tried to escape.

It was a different situation then,

and now we have a different situation at hand.

- Please- - - No excuses!

We just want to spend some time together one last time.

Please be a bigger person.

Okay, you guys can go out.

That's great!

- But I have 3 conditions. - What are they?

Condition #1: You guys can go outside.

But the three women will stay back at home.

They'll stay right here with me.

Condition #2:

You guys should return by evening.

If you guys don't return...

I kill all the women.

No... please don't!

Condition #3?

- Ah- - Oh no! - What's with these locks?

What if you guys go outside and have little too much fun losing your virginity?

That's why I put an iron lock on all you guys.

That doesn't mean you can lock our lions with these iron locks.

What do we do now?

How come it's happening? Fine, let's go.

Let's give it a try.

It feels like dream that we're out in the open.

I think my thing is going get rusty inside this iron lock.

I had enough with Thailand, I'm leaving.

Buddy, we managed to come outside the house,

Let's just go around the city once and escape from here.

Hey, obviously you don't care.

You came down to get a treatment, and he came down for treats.

But that's not the case with us

They're our wives, we can't just abandon them.

You nut job, we won't leave this place without our wives.

No matter what happens, or how long it takes

I won't leave without them. You may go

- What I am trying to say- - - You guys are the worst humans.

I just met them, and I wanna help.

It's a shame you guys are friends and family.

You don't worry about anything.

I know someone who can help.

I'll take you guys to him.

If he just moves, the spirits will shiver with fear

Just a glance, the ghosts will be in panic.

Seer!

It's hanging at the right spot.

But it's a lock.

I've seen a spoon and pot on the outside.

Never seen an underwear of this kind. Must be in fashion now.

- Please sit down. - Thank you, Seer.

- It's poking - It's hurting.

I know why you people have come here.

Every spirit has its own way of fulfilling its incomplete desire.

Now tell me, what's the demand of the spirit inside your house?

- Non- veg food? - No!

- Is it asking for liquor? - No, seer.

What else is it asking? Is it looking to avenge someone?

No, Seer!

What the hell is its demand?

Seer, it's asking for boom-boom!

- Oh, it's asking for boom-boom. - Yes!

- Who does she wants to do it with? - With all of us!

This spirit is aiming and desiring big time.

So, we can't destroy it, without fulfilling its desire.

I'll tell you guys a short story.

Seer, right from Vijay to Vijay Sethupathi, everyone wants to tell a short story.

And now, even you want to tell one.

Listen, what they said was a short story.

But my story is about someone who did a lot of women.

- Sounds great, please go ahead. - Look at their happy faces.

In this country, whether it's for a man or a woman...

their noses appear to be flat.

But 100 years ago, there was one guy who had a sharp nose.

Men used to mock him for the sharp nose.

But women wished to touch his sharp nose.

If someone touches his nose,

he gets turned on and charged up equivalent to 30 men.

Women who touched his nose, unaware this trait attained nirvana.

The women went crazy over him and the news reached The Queen.

What happened next?

When The King knew about it, he got him buried alive in a statue.

But when a girl who knew about this story, wanted a husband like him,

she took the statue as a deity and meditated for 40 years.

But she couldn't find even one man as per her wish.

Outraged by this, during that night...

high on liquor, she started swearing at the deity.

Frustrated, that she lost her youth and life in this process...

she threw her slipper on the deity.

The nose on that deity broke and fell in front of her.

When she got closer to the nose, it stood up.

She was shocked to see and realized the powers of that Nose Deity.

Finally what happened to that woman?

She was 60 years old.

She died!

Seer, I don't see how this story concerns our problem?

There's a connection, listen closely.

If you take that nose and give it to the spirit who has a lock on you people,

You guys will be free.

Seer, please tell us, where we can find that nose?

I'll tell you guys.

But first, can you please get us out these underwear?

Listen, I can't remove these underwear.

Oh, no!

But I'll make it invisible to other people.

- That's awesome. - Please hide it, but don't shrink anything.

Boom!

That's awesome, thank you, Seer.

200 Kms away from here...

Su Mu Pa, there's a mountain by that name.

There's a deserted village on that hill.

To reach that village, you have to cross a river.

If you cross that village and head 4 kms south,

you'll find that Nose Deity's statue.

Stand before that statue...

and come forward 5 feet,

then move 2 feet to the left,

then move 4 feet to the right.

Then again if you move 2 feet to the left.

That's where you'll find that nose buried.

- Don't make a wrong move. - One important thing.

Make sure you don't touch that nose.

- Start the count. - Okay.

One, two, three, four, five

- Stop right there. - Yes, stop!

- Now I gotta go 2 feet to the left. - Okay.

Okay, now 4 steps to the right.

Hey, stop right there.

That baldy was just confusing us and kept us going in circles.

Just dig in exactly at the 5th feet.

- Give me that crowbar. - Here you go.

Come on, dig in buddy.

Women are worried, if the men who went outside will return home by 8pm.

Come on dig in faster.

Dig in deeper. I think we found it, take it out.

- Open it slowly. - Be careful.

It's looks like a mini rocket.

- If you touch it, you'll die. - Stuff it in his mouth, let him die.

Housemates are scared trapped in a dark room.

And a horny ghost who's waiting to get ravished.

Sorry, Pooja.

Since we got here, nothing happened as we planned.

What is this?

- If so happens, and I don't return. - Is there no other way?

Don't keep thinking about me and destroy your life.

- Buddy, buddy? - What the hell do you want?

Just come over here for a minute.

- Hold on a minute - What is it?

Why are you irritating now?

It's gonna take five minutes for you to get in out.

Why are you creating a sentimental scene out here?

Listen, when it comes to women, even if it's an easy task...

if you make it look tough, they like it a lot.

Only if I use such antics, romance will work out.

Sounds good, do as you wish.

Fine, I've kept everything required inside the room.

You just get inside, do your job and get out. All the best.

Similarly, before I get out, make sure you guys lose your virginity.

Thanks a lot buddy. Good luck!

He's going in, give him a warm hug and get him started.

Only if he's energized, he'll return.

- Pooja! - Don't say anything.

It's our ill fate.

I believe, you'll definitely return.

God will not let us down.

You'll definitely return.

"I've been relentless for thousands of nights"

"I kept longing and waiting, all alone with my open arms"

"I was bitterly proud of my unfulfilled dreams"

"These burning desires, kept me will alive waiting for eons"

"Itsy bitsy desires kept lingering all over"

"Ah, ahaan... Itsy bitsy desires kept lingering all over"

"Twitching with undying desires"

"Veera, my mighty warrior"

"come closer love, quench this longing woman's thirst"

"Come on 'O' Veera, my mighty warrior"

"Let's get closer as one soul"

"Veera, my mighty warrior"

"come closer love, quench this longing woman's thirst"

"Come on 'O' Veera, my mighty warrior"

"Let's get closer as one soul 'n' get lost into the horizon"

They've been busy with their sex games, when will he return?

Idiot, do you think it's a normal ghost?

If she begins to put up a show, it's endless.

Moreover she uses ice cubes and omelet to test everything.

I was a fool to miss this chance.

"You walked in half- hearted"

"but pleased me to hearts' content"

"You're killing me with your variety of kisses"

"You were unique in making me quiver with pleasure"

"you ravished me with utmost taste of lust"

"Your virility and my muliebrity"

"has been competing in a tug of war"

Come on, sweetheart!

Your manes are dark.

Hey moron, stop right there.

- What is it? - Don't raise your voice.

How dare you steal my date that I paid for?

You can't do it right? It's better you step aside

Who said so? The other day my lil buddy saw the ghost, I didn't

That's why it got scared and failed to perform.

Don't give excuses, when you can't do it.

Shall we see who's really strong?

Isn't it obvious, I'm the strongest.

What's visible needn't be strong always.

That doesn't mean you can dig into it.

Come on, let's take up a challenge.

Hey, that nose deity’s mantra worked for me.

I'm slowly getting turned on.

Ready?!

Mona's is mine!

That short candy is mine. Start!

Seer, you saved us all.

Go on dudes, keep going.

Keep moving!

Yes! Yes!

What happened, Seer?

I totally forgot to mention an important thing.

What is that?

Anyone who touches that nose, 30 horny spirits will appear.

Men or women, they don't mind who they come in contact.

Whether it's an Elephant or a Tiger.

Whether it's a chicken or a mosquito.

They'll screw them hard.

Seer, now what have you decided to do?

I'm going to stop them from doing it.

Hey, the girl is out there. Go over there.

Why the hell are you lifting me up? Don't do it.

She's mine, mine, mine.

She's mine, mine, mine.

I won't let you win.

Who the hell are you dressed like Jackie Chan in an underwear

Hey let go of me

We're already wondering how to accommodate two swords in a sheath.

And now you're a third wheel trying to enter.

Hey, hey, take your hands of me. Who the hell are you?

- Hey, let go of Vasu. - Hey, let go of me.

Help! Help! Someone please help.

- Take your hands of me. - Vasu!

Hey, who's this new addition.

Hey, let go!

Hey, why the hell are you pulling my shorts down?

What?! Are you here for her?

You need a stick, to even stand straight.

And you're here to Di... around.

The one who you're looking for is inside, get lost.

Get lost. Old age has confused him, let's get out from here.

Yeah, sure.

Who the hell are you guys? Let go of me.

Help! Help!

Let go of me.

Hey, who are these men?

Can't you guys spot the difference between men and women?

You guys join your partners, let go of my pants.

Hey, let go of us.

Hey, they're really wild.

Let go of her, she's my girl damn it.

Hey, let go of me, come on let go of me.

Hey, let go of me, damn it.

Stop staring, you got only five minutes left.

- Five minutes is it? - Lose your virginity sooner.

- Come on, let's go and do it. - If you don't, you're dead.

Let's save ourselves, come on, hurry up.

Hey, where did you guys come from?

Let go, damn it!

What are you guys doing?

My son- in- laws have gone with their wives to have sex.

After searching the entire Thailand, I found this sweet pea.

Do you really think she's a sweet pea?

But he's butting in to get a share of her.

If he doesn't share, the ghost will kill me.

You can share wealth and food too.

But pleasure cannot be shared at all.

- There's one way to escape this situation. - What is it?

- Threesome! - Awesome!

- I'm doomed! - Come on, let's go.

- Come on, let's get inside. - We're running out of time.

Come on, hurry up, get inside.

Rahul, how come you left Oviya behind?

Oviya army has been dissolved.

That's why I joined this army.

Oh!

I have to do it, where can I do it.

- I have to do it! - Manohar, how come you're here?

It's so happened, 20 years ago...

- I was suppose to have sex. - Help me!

Help me! Help me!

- Stop! - Back then...

By the time you finish, they'll eat that girl alive.

Let go of me, damn it.

Let go of me, who the hell are you guys?

Let go of me!

- Let go. - If you want to save your virginity...

go inside that room and lock yourself.

No matter who calls out, or you hear anyone's voice...

even if I call out, don't open the door.

- Go inside! - Okay, Seer.

The house is filled with ghosts, let's get inside our room.

- Hurry up! - Hope no one followed us.

Hurry up, damn it.

Dude Timigalam, how come you're in this gang?

It so happened Seer, they usually call me to get thumped...

for the first time, I've been called to hump.

That's why I mingled with them.

That's awesome, continue doing it.

Here you go!

Dudes, let go of my pants. My wife must be waiting for me upstairs.

Hey, let go of me.

- Seer! - Did the spirits screw the ghost?

No, in fact the ghost has been screwing them royally.

Are you serious?

You heard it right, the ghost has been pinning them hard.

- Fine, you go and finish your stuff. - Okay, Seer.

Listen, you have 3 minutes, that's all I can control that ghost.

How's it possible to finish in 3 minutes?

When noodles can be made in 2 minutes.

Definitely this is possible. Get lost!

- Get going. - Okay, Seer.

Instead of getting it done, he's counting minutes.

Did you finish them all at once?

So, it's you who's behind this idea.

Just not the idea, I asked them to do everything.

I've been waiting for years to fulfill my desires.

In the end, I only found two virgin boys.

Pooja, open the door.

Open the door, Pooja.

Come on, open the door.

- Seer had mentioned earlier. - About what?

- Not to open the door for anyone. - Damn!

I know who you are.

I swear, I'm your husband, Veera. Open the door.

I'm well aware whether you're Veera or Airaa.

Stop stating lame movie titles and open the door, damn it.

Ah- - countdown starts.

- Stop it. - What the hell?

I have a desire.

Let's hear about it while doing it.

- Wait! - Fine, tell me what is it?

I want our wedding night to be inside a swimming pool.

- Swimming? Pool? - Mmm- hmm.

In this swimming will happen...

Is it fine, if this one is not mine?

Then just get into the sheets.

Hey, don't you know how to do it?

How would I know, if it's bats on both the sides?

- Have you never watched porn? - I've just seen regular porn.

Never seen videos of this sort.

I thought you couldn't get it on, how come now you can do it?

It's all 'cause of nose deity's blessing.

- It worked out for me. - Oh, no!

Now tell me, how to work on you?

- Front is not our alley? - Now I understood

Flip the omelet my dear.

When men do it against a women's wish, it's called rape.

It's the same when a women does it to a man.

As a punishment, they've hung people under the bridge.

Also they shot people down in an encounter.

You're right about it.

I'll agree to it.

But you sent 30 men to screw me, isn't that a rape?

- Isn't that wrong? - Agreed, it's wrong.

It's a huge mistake.

I've done a grave mistake.

[SINGS OLD TAMIL SONG]

- Hey, I'll work the front. - I'll work the front.

- I'll work the front! - No, I'll work the front

Let's not squabble over this.

Your name starts with T, and mine with R

Alphabetically, my name comes first, so I'll work the front.

Hey, let's do one thing.

Let's flip a coin.

If it's heads or tails, I win.

If it lands in the middle, you win.

It won't land in the middle.

- If so, you're not capable of doing it. - Hey!

- Sweet pea! - You can flip coins later, first do me.

- Yayy! - You're right.

Come on, open the door. I'm your husband.

Oh is it? Then answer these 3 questions.

I'll believe you.

Arghh! Fine, go on, ask.

Where did we meet for the first time?

I met you, while I came down to your house for alliance.

That's right, it's obvious everyone meets like that.

Fine, second question.

Why did we come down over here?

We came down to have fun.

You're right!

People usually come down over here for honeymoon.

- Fine, third question. - Oh, no, she's gone crazy.

Tell me about one important thing which happened between us.

I'll open the door.

The electric underwear that your father gave...

if you hadn't wore that,

- we wouldn't be in this mess. - Come inside, damn it

What do you want me to do?

As a compunction, you fulfill my desire instead.

I know that you're a virgin too.

I will satisfy you dear!

Sweetheart, please tell him about my performance.

- Come on. - He's jealous.

I don't hear anything inside this room.

- Hold on, walk patiently. - I don't think, anyone's inside the room.

Come on!

Buddy, do we really have to go inside and check?

The baldy must've screwed up the ghost.

I believe the ghost must've torn the baldy into pieces.

- What do we do now? - Let's perform the last rites for baldy.

- You're right. - Come on, let's check inside.

We're going in, you guys follow us.

Ssshhh, I'm going in.

- Let's follow them. - Come on.

Buddy, I don't see any of the rotten faces.

- There's nobody out here. - Are they hiding under the bed?

Uncle, can't find anyone in here.

It doesn't matter, if the room is empty.

Let's get out of here, let's leave.

He's right, come on let's leave.

Come on, hurry up, run faster.

Come on, keep running.

- Hey, be careful. - Guys this way out.

Let's get out of here.

- The gate is open. - Come on, run!

- Hurry up! - Come on, son.

That horny ghost, somehow convinced me to do her and attained peace.

But I got cheated. And my desire grew larger.

Just like how she had a desire to do a virgin boy.

Similarly, I won't rest in peace until I have my way with a virgin girl.

I'm waiting!

Until we meet again with season 3.

I take a leave from you viewers.

Yours truly!