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TELEPHONE RINGS
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Hiya! Are you not up yet?
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What time is it? Nearly eleven.
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It's not! That means I've slept for
almost, like, nearly eleven hours!
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All right for some!
What you up to today?
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I dunno, really. Can't you come home
and get into bed with me?
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I'd love to, but I sort
of have to stay here. Oh!
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I'm sorry, baby, it's just...
It's not you. I just got another
rejection letter. Which one?
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The one at that car place.
You didn't want that one, anyway.
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Exactly. I can't even get
the jobs I DON'T want.
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D'you think it's cos I'm Welsh?
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Don't be silly!
Look, you just gotta keep going.
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Get on the internet
and start looking now. I will.
I'll do it right now.
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Straight after Loose Women.
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Hiya! Hiya!
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All right? Yeah. How was karate?
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It's jujitsu, darling.
What's the difference?
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It's a non-combative martial art.
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We are defensive, they are offensive.
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But, I tell you what, Sue - you
know Sue? Big fat Sue... Big fat Sue.
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She didn't half give me a wallop.
I said to her, "Oi!
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"What's defensive about that?"
You've had your breakfast, then?
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Well, sort of.
I had a brunch, I did.
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Oh, I got up so late
cos I set the alarm for ten but
I didn't get up till gone eleven.
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And I thought,
"I'm too early for lunch
and too late for breakfast,"
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so I just had a banana.
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But, if anything, that made me
more hungry so I ended up having
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a sandwich, some cereal and a
yoghurt, which is brunch, isn't it?
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So I rang my mum and I said, "I've
just had my first ever brunch!"
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I'm not being funny, Stacey,
but get a life.
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What you said just now
was really boring.
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I mean, I can jabber with
the best of them, but that?
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I switched off at the end of banana.
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Sorry.
You wanna get out of the house.
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I know! Why don't you come
fencing with me tomorrow.
Because you know Pat?
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Fat No More Pat? Fat No More Pat.
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She can't come
cos she's having her staples out.
You could make up the numbers.
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Oh, I'd love to but we're going
Barry, aren't we? Oh, God, the scan!
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What's the latest
with Smithy and Lucy?
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Last we heard, he was gonna meet her
after Guides
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and try and win her back,
but we've not heard from him since.
TELEPHONE RINGS
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Hiya, Ness!
"Alrigh' Stace, what's occurring?"
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Nothing much.
I'm a bit bored, to be honest.
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What's this I hear about a brunch?
"Oh, it was lush!"
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Right, I had a banana but
I was still hungry, so I ended up
having some cereal and a yoghurt...
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Bear with me, Stace. Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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What does that sign say?
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"Peidiwch a chyffwrdd
a'r peiriannau."
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Now sling yer hook,
or I'll break your face!
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Stace, I gotta go.
It's mayhem down here.
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But hang on...
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Right, that's got to get to
Guildford by first thing
tomorrow, OK?
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TELEPHONE RINGS
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Hello, Gavin speaking.
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Yeah, don't worry.
Joel's gonna Fed Ex it so it
gets there by first thing tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Yeah...
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Brian, can I call you back?
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Cheers.
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What you doing here?
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HE WAILS
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Come on, let's go and get a coffee.
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D'you know what she said?
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She said she was relieved!
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Relieved I'm fathering
someone else's child!
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You know why, don't you? Why?
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Cos it turns out...
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For the past three months,
she's been seein' someone else!
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Who? Y'know that Craig...
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The one who washed my car on
Bob-a-Job week, with the acne?
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Started running the tuck shop
together didn't they, youth club?
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I knew something was going on.
She started comin' home with shrimps,
cola bottles, astro belts.
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Guilt sweets, they were, Gav.
Guilt sweets.
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But with all them activities and
seein' you, how'd she fit it all in?
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Oh, she's been
fitting it all in, all right.
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Apparently she's got more in common
with him, youth theatre.
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I said, "I'll go to youth
theatre." Know what she said?
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What? The cut off's 22.
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He's 21, Gav.
How does that make me feel?
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I've been thinking about ending
it all, to be honest. Suicide.
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What? Big time.
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How many Neurofen would I need
to finish me off?
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You? You'd need hundreds.
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I can't afford, that, can I? Not if
I'm gonna have an 'oliday this year.
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Do you ever get bored workin here?
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No. I find it fascinatin'.
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I'm a people-watcher, Bryn.
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I get you!
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I see every thread
of life's rich tapestry
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in between these three walls,
the whole spectrum of human emotion.
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The whole gamut.
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I see victory, I see defeat.
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Anticipation,
emancipation and demoralisation -
and that's just on the fruities.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Go for it.
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The Penny Falls.
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Are they fixed? What do you reckon?
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My heart says no,
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but my head says it must be.
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I mean, is it magnets?
Copper's not magnetic, Bryn.
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Then are they glued?
Because it's something.
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I could tell you...
I know, but you'd have to kill me.
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No, I just don't want to. Now,
we practising this song or what?
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# I
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# I
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# Know I stand in line,
until you think you have the time
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# To spend an evening with me
Evening with me
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# And if we go some place to dance,
I know that there's a chance
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# You won't be leaving with me
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# And afterwards we drop
into a quiet little place
and have a drink or two
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# And then I go
and spoil it all
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# By saying something stupid
like "I love you"
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# I love you
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# I love
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# You. #
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Well, it's all right, but I still
think Islands in the Stream.
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Never seen him like that before.
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He was really bad.
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Poor sod. He's been through the mill
these last two weeks.
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Well, I'm glad he's got you
to talk to, cos he can't talk
to his mother.
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You've not met Cath, have you, Stace?
No.
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The woman is a mess.
She's not that bad! She's all right!
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Michael, she is the reason
that boy is B-I-G.
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I mean, the sister is like that...
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Here we go. Which doesn't add up,
because when they were little,
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she used to stuff both of them
with Findus Crispy Pancakes,
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gorge on a load herself and then...
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Every day. And she's a dinner lady.
Well, she was. She quit.
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When it all kicked off with
the headteacher. What happened?
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Well, you're not
going to believe it...
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Not this again. Mum, it wasn't true!
Apparently they were... Y'know?
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Smithy's mum and the headmaster?
Mistress!
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Mistress. Headmistress! No!
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Yes! Hammer and tong.
Pauline, her name was.
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Married to a lovely man, Dennis.
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For the love of Mike,
where do you get these stories?
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It is true, on my life.
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Jan, you've not met Jan -
No-Man Jan?
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No-Man Jan. She worked there
an' all, in the canteen.
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She says they were all over
one another like a rash.
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Really? Yeah. And then Cath ends it,
says she's not that way inclined,
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says it was only a frisson,
and suddenly Cath's's not
got a job there any more.
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So she threatens to report it
to the board of governors
and, before you know it,
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hey presto, she's got a healthy lump
of mullah in her back pocket,
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and Dennis is none the wiser,
bless him.
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That story is the biggest load
of rubbish I've ever heard.
When are you gonna learn?
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You cannot trust No-Man Jan. That's
why she's been divorced three times.
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It's true.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Gavlar!
Smithstar-Sistar! How's it going?
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Not bad, thanks. You? I'm good.
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This is Stacey. Hiya!
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All right. Heard a lot about you.
Heard a lot about you, too.
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I'm Rudi. You can call me Smithy.
OK.
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Come in, he's still packing.
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This Nessa bird's a mate of yours,
then, is she, Stace?
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Yeah, my best friend for ten years.
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She was my third-best friend
for two years before that,
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so I've known her, for about
12 years. All right?
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Man, I was absolutely wankered.
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Did you see Cherice? I know!
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Ah, shut up! Shut up!
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All right, yeah, I gotta go. Aaah!
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Yeah.
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Can I get you a drink or anything?
Rudi, where's mum?
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She's gone for lunch at Pauline's.
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Gavlar! All right, mate?
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How's it going? Good.
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Why aren't you doin' it?
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I just sort of did it. When? When we
came in. With Smithy... I mean Rudi.
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What was our agreement?
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Don't shrug in my face.
The deal was your friends
can call you Smithy, but my mates -
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aka Gav, Budgie,
Chinese, y'know, the crew -
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they call you Rudi which is,
in fact, your name.
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And your name's Ruth,
so you still got a nickname,
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it's just not Smithy, which you only
decided you wanted everyone to call
you to annoy me. Not true, but go on.
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And, as for the robot, that is all
mine. Me and Gav, we invented it.
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You didn't invent the robot. Gav?
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Back me up? Well, we do it, but I
don't think we invented robotics.
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No, but... Did you invent robotics?
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No, but... Did you invent the robot?
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That's not what I'm...
It's a simple question,
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did you invent the robot? No...
You said you did.
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Did you not say you invented
the robot? You're a dick!
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You're a dick! You're a dick!
You're a dick! Oh, God. "Oh, God."
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You're gonna do this now?
"You're gonna do this now?"
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Yeah, how old are you? 12?
"Yeah, how old are you? 12?"
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First time you've met Stacey...
"First time you've met Stacey..."
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THEY SHOUT AT EACH OTHER
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Right... Agh!
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Get off me!
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THEY STRUGGLE
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Get off me! You're a dick!
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HE SCREAMS
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And this man is soon to be
a father. Shocking.
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Should we stop them?
No, they're always like this.
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Are you a dickhead? No!
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Are you a dickhead? Piss off!
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Did I invent the robot? Yes!
Who invented the robot? YOU!
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Thank you! Come on, Gav.
Let's bounce.
TELEPHONE RINGS
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Had my fingers crossed anyway!
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See you, Rudi! Laters, Stace.
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Just totally had a fight
with my brother...
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All right, love. Yeah. No, we'll
be here, we're not going anywhere.
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And watch that speed camera
before the dip.
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All right.
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All right.
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Of course!
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Yep.
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Yep.
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All right.
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Bye! They're just coming into Barry.
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Tidy. They'll be here in ten.
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Hiya! Only me!
They're just coming into Barry.
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Right! They'll be here in ten.
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Hiya, Ness!
How's the Dow Jones looking?
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I won't lie to you, Bryn, it's
not good. FTSE's down an' all.
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That doesn't sound good.
I been on to my broker all mornin'.
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He reckons there's another Black
Monday coming. Seriously?
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I dunno, Bryn,
but even a dead cat bounces.
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What you been up to?
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I've been updating the MySpace.
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I've got 17 friends now.
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I'm snowed under!
232
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It's ever such a lot of fun.
233
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,059
Did you bring the pump?
234
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,979
I knew I'd forgotten something!
I've left it in the car.
235
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,260
TELEPHONE RINGS
236
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:42,139
Dermot, what's occurring?
237
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:44,379
How much?
238
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:47,859
OK. Oh, Gwen. It's 21 pence a share.
239
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,139
What d'you reckon? I dunno, love.
240
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:52,899
Look,
why don't you wait till Tokyo opens?
241
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,619
I hear you. Derm, I'm gonna hold off.
242
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,579
I'll call you later.
243
00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,620
Genuine.
244
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,500
LOCKING SYSTEM BEEPS
245
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:09,420
CAR HORN HONKS
246
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:13,700
Look who it is!
247
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:19,899
Hiya! Oh, look at you!
248
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,979
You look very well. Very rested.
249
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,979
All right, Bryn. How's it going?
250
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:29,460
I'm am very good. Very well.
251
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:33,179
All right?
How was your journey, all ri'?
252
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,899
Yeah, yeah. It was good, yeah.
253
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,779
Here he is.
254
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,419
Here's my lodger, my roomy!
255
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:43,979
How are you, Bryn? All right? Now, if
it's all right with you, you're on
the sofa and I'll tell you for why.
256
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:47,939
I've turned the second bedroom
into a gym, a work-out room.
257
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,499
But the sofa is ever so comfy.
Yeah, that's fine.
258
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,619
D'you want to bring your bag in now?
Yeah, OK. Cheers.
259
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,579
Want an omelette, either of you?
260
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,979
I'm all right, thanks, Gwen.
I had a big breakfast. Red pepper.
261
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,939
Well, look who it is!
262
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:03,339
Hiya!
263
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,739
It's not the same without you, Stace.
264
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,699
Aw, thanks, Dor! Hiya, Doris.
265
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,499
And look at this lovely boy.
266
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,620
Oh, isn't he lovely? Come here, you.
267
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:18,539
You've got a great face, Gavin.
268
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:23,139
Gorgeous. And a great pair of lips.
269
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,779
Look at you!
270
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,739
How's your leg?
271
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:29,779
Oh, it's giving me terrible jip,
and this hill don't help.
272
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:33,219
You wanna get one of them little
sit on things. What, Shopmobility?
273
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:37,499
I won't have one, Gav. Maureen's
got one, she looks a right knob.
274
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:43,099
Any news, Ness? 21 pence a share. I'd
sell, cut my losses, take the hit.
275
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:47,659
Not waiting for Tokyo, are you?
Yeah. They open in 40 minutes.
Should know within the hour.
276
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:50,499
Well, you're a fool. They'll
be 16 pence before you know it.
277
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,579
That's a risk I gotta take, Dor.
278
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:56,179
We're having a fish supper later,
fancy joining us? I would love that.
279
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:59,099
Are you sure? Of course! You don't
want to sit in on your own!
280
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,099
Hey, stop it, you!
You're a married man now!
281
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:07,819
Although if you are interested
in that sort of thing, y'know,
282
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,939
I'm very open-minded.
283
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,739
And discreet.
284
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:14,500
OK?
285
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:29,539
Where am I standing now? It's
the bus stop for Dave's Coaches.
286
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:33,379
Yeah, and what happened here
on this very spot? I don't know.
287
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:37,219
Right, when did I drive down to
Barry, and you got off a bus, and...
288
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,059
Remember? Oh, God!
289
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,899
We said "I love you." Yeah!
290
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,979
And I said, "If you say it first,
I'll say it back."
291
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:49,459
No, that's what I said.
Oh, yeah! Oh, that was so long ago.
292
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,099
It was only five months.
293
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,459
Is that all? It feels like ages.
294
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:57,219
Oh, thanks! No, I just mean
so much has changed.
295
00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:01,419
I don't live here any more,
and I just never thought I'd move
out of Barry, that's all.
296
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,259
I never thought I'd come back here.
297
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:06,860
I only came down that first time
so I could shag you again.
298
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,740
Gav!
299
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,179
What time's your appointment?
300
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:17,859
10.45. She's got her
first scan tomorrow, Dor.
301
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:21,139
You're going through with it, then?
Yeah. I think you're a fool.
302
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,579
The worse thing that ever happened
to me, becoming a mother.
303
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:30,659
We never connected. I kept
waiting for the mother-daughter bond,
it never arrived.
304
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:34,099
- She was horrible, wasn't she, Gwen?
- Who, your Moira?
305
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:37,219
I was in school with her, and I don't
like to talk ill of people,
306
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,979
but she was a nasty piece of work.
307
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,859
She was the bane of my life.
308
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,659
Some days I'd see her
and I'd be filled with hate.
309
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,459
I'd just want to smother her.
310
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:50,339
Fair play. They didn't have
beef and onion so I got you
a chicken and mushroom.
311
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:53,339
Oh, that's fine, love! Doris,
d'you want to sit at the table?
312
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:56,339
No, I'm happy on my lap.
You were cod, Doris, yeah?
313
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:59,059
That's me, love.
I'll have the smallest one you got.
314
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,939
Only us! The roomies.
315
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,779
The Men Behaving Badly! All right?
316
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:07,739
Your three battered sausages, and
Ness's three battered sausages.
Cheers.
317
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:11,059
Now, Bryn, you were haddock?
That's it!
318
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:14,899
Any salt and vinegar or anything? No,
I'm gonna wait for the curry sauce.
319
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,339
Oh, what is it with the Welsh
and curry sauce?
320
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:19,419
You don't have it, do you?
No, it's rank.
321
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:22,459
Worse than Northerners and gravy.
What is wrong with a dry chip?
322
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,499
I can't eat chips
without curry sauce.
323
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,939
I mean, a bit of mayonnaise
or something, fair enough.
324
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,779
But they're swimming in it.
Now, are you sure tonight
325
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:34,699
you're gonna be all right on Bryn's
sofa? You can have my bed.
326
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,899
He's slept in worse.
Slept in a wheelbarrow once!
327
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:40,099
What's wrong with your spare room?
Of course, you won't have seen it!
328
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:44,179
I've given it a complete overhaul,
haven't I, Gwen? Oh, I'll say.
329
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:49,259
Turned it into a gym.
A state of the art fitness studio.
330
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,499
Smithy's had a go.
Oh, Gav, it's incredible.
331
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,500
I been doing them, you know, the...
332
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:59,699
And, honestly, I can feel
the difference already. Seriously.
333
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:03,619
Well,
you'll be hurting tomorrow, my boy,
but you have to work through it.
334
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,539
You have to go through the barrier.
335
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,979
I mean, I'm in better shape now
than I've ever been, aren't I, Gwen?
336
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:12,619
Yeah. Smithy, put your hand there.
337
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,420
Gavin.
338
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,539
Now then.
339
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:20,340
That's relaxed, all right?
340
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,779
Wow, amazing.
Do it again, do it again.
341
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:26,740
No, no, no... Watch now.
342
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,259
Relaxed...
343
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,460
tense.
344
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,939
Relaxed...
345
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,139
tense.
346
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,979
Soft, hard.
347
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:41,699
And that is after one month.
What d'you think, Gav?
348
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,939
Impressive.
I need to do something like that.
349
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:46,779
I joined a gym a couple of years ago.
Fitness First.
350
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,979
Three years I was a member.
Only went twice.
351
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,419
Oh, my God! Doris is dead! Shit!
352
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,899
No, she isn't, love,
she's just dropped off.
353
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,020
Doris? Dor?
354
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:04,219
Oh! Doris! Oh!
355
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,419
- I dropped off, Gwen.
- Are you all right?
356
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:09,419
Yes, I'm fine, love,
but I think my bed is calling.
357
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,539
Gavin, will you help me to my door?
358
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:15,779
I could do with a nice
strong man like you. Erm...
359
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:18,979
- Thanks, Gav.
- Oh, I've had a lovely evening.
360
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,819
Thanks so much for the company.
361
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,259
Stace, d'you want to come?
Why? It's only next door.
362
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,819
Leave her be. Three's a crowd!
363
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:28,499
I'll see you tomorrow, Gwen.
Night all.
364
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,659
Night night. Night, Doris.
Night, Doris.
365
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,820
Come on, you!
366
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:38,139
See, this is when it
hits me hardest. What?
367
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:41,779
What? The not smoking. This is
when I'd normally have a fag.
368
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,939
But you're still eating. I know.
369
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:48,660
Two sausages, two fags,
and then come back for the third.
370
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:51,939
Right, there you go! Thanks, Gav.
371
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,939
Now you sure you don't want
to come in for a coffee?
372
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:57,219
Nah, I'd better get back.
373
00:20:57,220 --> 00:21:01,900
All right, love.
Well, you know where I am.
374
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,979
I just think it's stupid,
four of us going.
375
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:18,979
Well, they're not a proper couple,
so they're probably glad
of us bein' there.
376
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,659
I know Nessa is.
377
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,539
You only want to look at babies.
378
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:25,899
Yeah, well, it is my godchild,
Gavin. I'm only taking an interest.
379
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,699
She hasn't even asked you
to be Godmother yet! She will!
380
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,339
Shall I bring it up
or do you want it at the table?
381
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,899
I'll take it at the table, Gwen.
Cheers.
382
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,539
Is Smithy coming over?
Only he said he was.
383
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:41,100
Yeah, I dunno where he is.
Shall I go and get him?
OK. Take the keys, if you like.
384
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:46,859
Wow! All right, Ness? Don't come too
close, Gav, my breath is rank. Nice.
385
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:49,939
No, seriously. It reeks.
386
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,859
How was the airbed, all ri'?
387
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,699
D'you know what? It's lush.
388
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,140
I want Gav to get one,
but he thinks it's stupid.
389
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:11,179
I can't, Bryn.
I can't do it any more. Yes, you can!
390
00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:14,419
I can't! No, I'm not like you,
I'm not strong enough!
391
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:18,780
Come on!! No, I'm done. It's over.
392
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:23,779
Now, you listen here,
and you listen good.
393
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:26,299
Look at me. Smithy, look at me.
394
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,939
What?!
395
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:31,059
All that's happened here
is you've hit a wall. Right?
396
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:33,939
And I've been there, buddy.
Oh, yeah. Big time.
397
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:35,739
I tried to jump over it.
398
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:39,939
No way, too high.
I tried to go under it. Uh-uh.
399
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,579
And you can't get around it.
400
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,259
So what are you gonna do?
401
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:46,739
You're gonna run right through it.
402
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,739
Smash it!
What are you gonna do? Smash it.
403
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,459
I said, "What are you gonna do?"
404
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:54,219
I'm gonna smash it.
I can't hear you, Smithy!
405
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,779
I'm gonna smash it, Bryn,
I'm gonna smash it!
406
00:22:56,780 --> 00:23:00,939
All right! That's it! Come on!
Yes! Come on!
407
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:04,380
MUSIC: "Jump (For My Love)"
by Girls Aloud
408
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:12,900
Go, Smithy!
409
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:15,939
SMITHY!! Bryn!!
410
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:19,020
Smithy. Come on, Bryn! Smithy!
411
00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:23,660
MUSIC OFF
Smithy!
412
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:26,419
Sorry, Gav.
413
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:29,579
Didn't see you there!
We were in the zone.
414
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,299
You all right, Gavlar!
How's it going, all right? Yeah.
415
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:35,500
Oh, man! Great session.
416
00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:38,299
Right. That's it. I'm done.
417
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,579
No, no, no.
418
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:44,379
You gotta warm down, buddy,
otherwise you'll be stiff
as a brick tomorrow.
419
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:47,020
Come on, on your back, you.
420
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,899
Give us a leg.
421
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:54,220
That's it. That's it.
422
00:23:55,380 --> 00:24:00,259
That's it. That's it.
Really relax into me.
423
00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:01,899
Push it a bit more.
424
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,499
There.
TELEPHONE RINGS
425
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,539
I'd better get that,
it might be Griff.
426
00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:07,499
Gav, can you take over for a minute?
427
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,580
Er, sure.
428
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:16,699
What you doin'?
429
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,259
Workin' out.
Why've you got your top off?
430
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:25,139
Well, Bryn said we'd get our clothes
all sweaty. What's up? I dunno.
431
00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:29,779
It just seems weird, you and
my uncle-in-law working out with
your tops off, rubbing each other.
432
00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:33,979
No, it's not like we're
rubbing each other. It's a warm-down.
433
00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:37,819
It was Griff. Wants to book
the cross-trainer for three.
434
00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:41,699
I tell you what boys, this gym
is the talk of the street.
435
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,420
I'm the new David Lloyd.
436
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:54,699
Gwen wants to know if you're
coming over for breakfast cos we got
to be at the hospital by half ten.
437
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:57,379
We've got breakfast sorted.
438
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:59,539
Spirulina! What the hell's that?
439
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,379
Plankton, it is, Gav.
440
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,419
Pure vegetable plankton.
441
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:06,019
Full of vitamins and minerals.
442
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,100
Cheers.
443
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:14,180
I love it. It's really nice.
444
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:19,060
Mrs James, please? Ruth James?
445
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:24,939
How long's this gonna take?
Y'know, the actual scan? I dunno.
446
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,219
What, no idea at all?
447
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,619
No, Smithy.
I've not done this before either.
448
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:35,300
All right! God! Jenkins?
Vanessa Jenkins? That's you!
449
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:39,299
Is that your second name? Yes.
450
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,619
See you in a bit.
How ridiculous is this?
451
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:44,860
She's having my child,
I don't even know her surname.
452
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:54,219
I'll tell you what I like doin',
I like lookin' at people, right,
453
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,059
and guessing whether
it's gonna be a girl or a boy.
454
00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:59,099
But you'll never find out.
455
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,659
Yeah, I know, so I just have
to guess the answers an' all.
456
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:05,780
So far I've got three right
and two wrong.
457
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:15,939
Right. Sorry to keep you.
My name's Sian and you
must be Mr Jenkins?
458
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:17,979
No. We're not...
459
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:22,419
I'm Mr Smith. Oh, right.
Well, who is married these days?
460
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,499
Yeah, but we're not...
We're not a couple.
461
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:28,939
Oh, so you're just friends,
giving her a bit of moral support?
462
00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:31,979
Well... No, I wouldn't say
we're friends, would you? No.
463
00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:37,459
Erm, basically the whole thing - that
- is just one big massive mistake.
464
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:41,139
OK. But you are the father? Yes.
465
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,460
Yes. Right. Well, let's get
on with it then, shall we?
466
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:04,899
When d'you think we'll have a baby?
Dunno. We got to get a house first.
467
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,059
Yeah, once we've got a house,
and a dog...
468
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,579
We're not having a dog, I told you.
469
00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:11,339
But why, they're lush! They stink!
470
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:14,219
But we can definitely have babies?
Yeah. Course!
471
00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:16,059
How many?
472
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:18,139
Dunno.
473
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:19,939
Two, three?
474
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,740
Four, five, six?
475
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:29,980
There it is! It's looking good,
nice healthy size.
476
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,740
There you go! Makes it all
seem real now, doesn't it?
477
00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:39,420
HEARTBEAT
478
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,619
Yeah. Yeah.
479
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,499
# Tell me tomorrow
480
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:48,940
# I'll wait by the window for you
481
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:57,820
# I'll wait by the big house for you
482
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:06,660
# I'll wait by the squeezebox for you
483
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:13,740
# I'll wait by your dresses
for you. #
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