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All right, diggers! Gather around.

Listen for your name

Andy Trainor, Michael Hudman,

Zach Steinhart, Zach Berman,

Leif Quincy, Sam Pace, and JJ.

Hey!

Perv!

Weirdo!

Baby girl!

Soooo What do you think?

I miss the Red.

Boo. You're no fun.

I know.

Well, how was camp?

Any good digs?

Yeah. Some.

And the other kids?

Fine.

And the boooooys?

Oh. That nice, huh?

Don't.

♪ 'Cause we're Girls girls girls girls ♪

♪ And we like Boys boys boys boys ♪

♪ We're girls girls Girls girls ♪

♪ And we like Boys boys boys boys ♪

♪ Girls girls... ♪

What! I missed you! Can't I miss you?

Yeah, I missed you, too.

Great! So then next year you stay home!

- Maybe. - Oh, come on, baby girl,

don't you think you're getting a little old for that camp?

- If it's cause of Tommy... - It's not.

Well, if it is...

- It's not! - I'm just saying,

it wouldn't kill you to maybe dress a bit sexier

- every now and then. - Okay, look, Mom!

Tommy is cute, but he's not why I go there.

You know that. So, please stop.

- Fine. - Please.

Fine. Fine.

Can you scratch my arm?

Hm-mm.

You wanna drive?

You? Really?

Sure!

Don't I need like a permit?

Do you want to drive or not?

Oh, look at you! All excited!

Yaaaay! Yes! Seatbelt.

Check, okay.

Hands at ten-two, foot on the brake

and put the car into drive.

But che-check your blind spot first.

And-and the mirror.

Oh, God! You'll have to adjust those.

And the seat... God, is it getting hot in here?

Wait! But, don't forget to signal!

Mom!

Too much?

Okay.

Oh! Look at you.

Ah!

You're doing great.

Okay, steady.

You show, hey... Libby, Libby, Libby, road!

- Mom! - What?

It's just for one of the vacant lots.

We talked about this!

Oh.

We're gonna need money for college, baby girl.

The romance stories aren't selling like they used to.

I know.

Betty said she's still willing to show us

around at SUNY Adirondack.

SUNY.

What? It's affordable.

Yeah, affordable, huh?

What? Don't you dare! It was a gift!

- Gi... gift? - Yeah.

From who?

Mm-mm. You'll see

- Um, whose...? - Great job, baby girl!!!

Come on.

We're here!

Babe?

Babe?

Mom?

Hello?

- What are you...? - Hey!

Holy crap.

I know.

I'm writing him constantly.

Eww.

Hm-mm.

Who wears a speedo?

Libs, this is my boyfriend, John.

Miss Wells,

it's a pleasure to finally meet you!

Libby?

Hey.

I hope you don't mind that I'm here!

I know it's your Lake house

and I'm not trying to take away time with your Mom.

So...

Oh! I've actually got something for you.

Can you give me just a minute?

You have a boyfriend?

I know!

Why didn't you tell me?

I thought it was just a fling!

I mean, look at him.

Is he what you were "doing" every time I called?

Okay.

This is for you.

Your mom told me

that you're really into archeology.

This is the Navajo tribes' "stone of life".

It's the only "object" they really assign any value to

outside of its utility.

And, if you look here,

the upside-down crescent moon shape?

It's called a 'Naja' by the Navajo,

but it's actually Moorish in origin!

It represents the Phoenician goddess of fertility.

Basically, this bracelet has origins

from the Western and Eastern world

all the way back to the very beginning of civilization.

So...

Thanks.

You're very welcome.

Oh, if you want

the gift receipt, it's in the box.

Well, who's hungry?

Hey

Yeah. Don't be a weirdo.

Please.

Honey, dessert. What am I gonna have for dessert?

Hey!

Hi.

Hope you're hungry, baby girl!

You look nice.

You cooked?

Of course, I cooked!

Eh-eh-eh I'll get that.

Oh, yeah?

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Mm-mm.

Oh, that tastes really good.

Mm-mm.

So, Libby? How was camp?

Uh. It was okay.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I think it's getting like, uh, a little routine.

How did you guys meet?

I will let you take that one.

Well, uh, I-I came out early this year

because some work needed to be done to the back deck.

I swear!

Anyways, I was outside writing on the porch one day

when John just kind of appeared!

I... I've been at the Lake all year.

I, uh, I'm studying a few species here.

He's an aquatic geneticist!

- Wait, really? - Hm-mm. Yeah.

I'm part of a small research team.

We're sort of scattered around the region here.

What are you researching?

Mostly freshwater animals.

We're trying to solve a problem in nature.

Hm-mm. Libs!.

What problem?

Well

Can I borrow this, please?

Of course.

So the earth has a finite amount of freshwater.

In fact, only 2.5% of the Earth's water is fresh,

leaving 97.5%

as salt water.

And within those freshwater ponds and streams,

and glaciers, many, many species live.

Unfortunately, due to continual increase

in the Earth's temperature,

there isn't enough rain to supply these freshwater systems.

And there's more evaporation in the oceans leaving a planet

with an overall increasing level

of salinity.

And now, some of the species,

well, they can't survive in such a rapidly changing world

without some major adaptation.

So, I am here to speed up Mother Nature.

And

hopefully

in the end

make it so that certain species

can survive in a saltwater world.

Hm-mm. So, basically, he's saving the world.

Oh, come on.

I'm definitely not.

Hon?

Oh, man.

Sorry.

Ah, I coughed up a lung there.

You know that phrase.

- It's actually, well... - Honey, honey.

Mm.

Ah!

Aaaah!

Oh, I like things that are kind of wet.

- Oh, yeah. - Hm-mm.

You're evil.

. What?

No, I didn't.

Mm. Scratch my arm.

Hm... mm.

Mm-hm.

Oh.

Morning, sunshine!

Morning.

How'd you sleep?

Well, thanks.

You want some breakfast?

I was thinking we could go for a hike later?

Mom?

What?

It's the 28th.

Okay

August 28th!

Oh. We can go after breakfast.

Can John come?

Ahhh I-I don't know.

Okay, fine. Just us two.

I'll explain later. Hm.

It's fine.

I'm gonna make you some breakfast.

You'll love it.

So, what do you think of John?

Mom.

Ugh.

It's important to me that you like him.

I don't have anything this year.

Fine.

What about Grandpa?

Mom!

It's been nine years, Libs!

So?

Alright. I'm gonna go back to the house.

Fine. You never gave a shit, anyways so...

Hey!

Hey, what?

You never have anything nice for him.

And one year, you gave him a roll of toilet paper!

That was funny! He was gassy!

Just go play with your boyfriend.

Hm. I think I will.

No wonder he gave me the house.

Excuse me?

He gave you the house because he loved you!

He loved you, Libby, more than he ever loved me.

Yeah. That's kind of my point.

No. No, Libby. You don't get it.

He never loved me.

You wanna know why I don't give him a note every year?

You want to know why?

Because after he died,

and I was cleaning out this shithole house,

I found his divorce agreement to Grandma.

He wrote to the lawyers saying,

"She can have Michelle, I'll take Marc."

That.

That was the last note.

That was the only note.

Ow!

Ow!

No. Stop! Stop! Stop!

That's a Scolopendra!

They're really rare!

Careful.

Let's get back in there.

Alright, come on.

It bit me!

Well, I would guess, ah

It was protecting its offspring.

There we...

Sorry, I didn't know it was doing that.

That's all right.

Where did she get you?

Right here.

Let me see.

Whoa! I don't want to scare you,

but their bite is venomous.

Looks like you're gonna be okay.

Just put some ice on it so it doesn't swell, okay?

Okay.

What were you doing out here?

Um, I like to come out here after it rains.

See if anything gets unearthed.

You?

Came to check on you, actually.

Oh.

Everything okay?

Yeah. Fine.

Hm-mm.

I know it's not really my business, but, uh

your Mom came back pretty upset.

Oh.

I hope it's nothing with me being here.

Maybe I should take off.

Our team's almost done around here.

I can finish up at home.

I don't want to cause a rift between you two.

I know how much she loves you.

You know, the way she described you,

the way she talked about you

it's what made me fall in love with her.

You love her?

Very, very much.

Well, I'll be in the basement packing up my stuff.

Oh, I have some of my things down there for the low light.

Sorry, I should I should have told you.

It's okay.

You know, you should stay.

I'll go talk to her.

Ah, I would maybe give her a little bit.

Last I checked, she wasn't feeling real great.

Mom?

Ma?

Hm-mm.

I'm not drinking.

I've been good this summer. I swear.

Hm.

Ah.

What's wrong?

Ah. My stomach.

Must've been my cooking.

I'm sorry, about before.

I didn't know, so

It's okay, baby girl.

I'm sorry I told you.

I know Pop-pop meant a lot to you.

This doesn't change that.

Did you find anything cool?

- Sort of. - Hm.

You should show John!

I think you two have a lot in common.

Libs, there's something I got to tell you

and I don't want you to freak out.

Okay.

Okay

Ah, well

John asked me to marry him, and I said "yes."

Well, "hell, yes" to be exact.

What?

I love him, Libby.

I love him so much.

So, so much.

He's amazing.

And I know you'll love him too.

I promise you will.

It's important to me that you're okay with this.

I need you to be okay, baby girl.

Please don't call me that.

Okay.

I'm happy for you guys.

I love you, Mom.

I want you to be happy.

Oh, I love you, baby... I love you, Libs!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Just one more thing.

Wh-what?

John doesn't really know that I'm 42.

What do you mean?

He thinks I'm 35?

Mom! That so...

I know, I know, I know!

I'm-I'm gonna tell him. I-I've been meaning to, just

I-I can't lose him, Libs.

I just, I can't.

Hey, you won't.

You're incredible, so

Hey

I gotta... I should

I should clean up. Yeah.

Yeah.

Hello?

Ah. It's me.

Oh, hey!

But, turn that light off, yeah, I'll-I'll come and get you.

Hey, what an awesome surprise!

I tried knocking. I'm really sorry.

Oh, it's okay.

I'll be, uh, the humidifiers, they get really loud,

so sometimes I don't hear.

How's your Mom?

She's fine. Yeah.

Good.

Um, I brought you something to drink, so

Thank you.

Ah, I can't, uh, I can't do the sodium.

Bad ticker. But thank you.

Hm-mm. Yeah.

So, uh

you want to check out my craziness?

Right this way. Come here.

Uhh.

Uhh.

What are those?

Lampreys.

Really?

Yeah. You're familiar?

Yeah. Slightly.

I figured you might be.

These little guys are 360 million years old.

Right up your alley!

Ah, yeah. They're, um

mentioned a lot in the fossil record.

Hm-mm.

Yeah, these little guys have survived it all.

Meteors

ice ages

ever increasing and decreasing salinity levels.

In fact, they are the only aquatic species

to be found in the fresh and saltwater records.

Huh.

They're parasitic.

See the mouths? The teeth?

They latch onto their prey.

And they can adapt to their host.

So, even if they encounter anadromous species

like Smelt, or Salmon, or Bass,

spawning in a freshwater pool,

or stream, or river, they can attach

and then adapt.

So even if they end up in the sea

they'll survive.

No other species on Earth

that can do that.

Not one.

It's beautiful.

Beautiful?

Hm-mm.

Yeah.

You're kind of a-a weird dude.

Yeah, I guess I am.

But, I mean,

weird is cool, right?

Yeah.

Um

So, I heard that you and my mom are getting married?

Yeah, yeah. Ah

She told you, huh?

Yep.

Yeah, we are.

Libby, she's very, very special to me.

Good.

We have to celebrate!

You can have a party!

You can invite some of your girlfriends.

Ah, I don't...

Maybe.

Should I go check on your mom? Or-or...

Nah, no, no. She's um, she's fine.

Just let her sleep.

Okay.

In that case

you want to help me pull some samples from the lake?

Oh, okay.

How old are you?

How old do I look?

Twenty-five.

Ho-oh, thank you.

Twenty-six?

Thirty.

Oh.

Where did you go to school?

Uh, a little, private school that no one has ever heard of.

It probably explains why I'm so well-funded.

Can you hold my legs for a second?

Yep.

Right there.

Come on.

Yeah.

Well, I'm applying Early Decision

to Cambridge next year.

Really?

Yeah, I got, uh, a perfect score on my PSATs

and, um, my counselor says

I'm probably gonna be Valedictorian, so

Libby, that's amazing!

Thanks.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

That's great.

Yeah. It's-it's really far but, um,

the archeology programs there are like the best in the world.

- Yeah. - And like the history there

is just so awesome. So

Very awesome.

Hm-mm, thanks.

Does your mom know?

Kind of holding off on that.

She's so attached.

Right.

- Yeah. - Well

Thank you.

Yeah, she wants me to stay here,

but the state programs are so awful.

Ahh!

I'm sorry.

Are you kidding me? I'm sorry!

I didn't want you to ruin your dress.

And I-I just reacted.

I didn't really know what to do.

Hey, hey, Libby, Libby.

Listen

it's okay!

We're both scientists.

Right?

Hm-mm.

This is totally normal.

Look, it's it's no big deal.

You have a little red in your hair.

Just chuck the shirt in the trash.

Hey, Libby?

Are you okay?

Libby?

- Hey, Libby? - I'm in the shower.

Thank you.

Okay. Sorry.

Just checking.

Mom?

Mm-mm.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Mom, John just, uh...

Mom?

John?

Libby?

What are you doing out here?

What are you doing out here?

I don't know. I just woke up out here.

Ah, I saw you!

I saw you walk into the lake!

- What? - Right here.

I saw you walk into the Lake. Towards this like light!

I'm-I'm pretty dry.

What?

Libby, I should have mentioned this earlier,

and I'm really sorry.

I suffer from somnambulism.

It's sleepwalking.

I'm really sorry if I scared you.

I feel like everything that I have done

since you got here has been an absolute catastrophe!

I have this way of

I just fuck everything up.

Except for my research.

It's the one time that I-I like I work.

Does that make sense?

Look, please, come back inside.

I got to keep one of you healthy. I...

Do you always lock the doors when you sleepwalk?

Libby?

Libbbyyyy!

Libby!!!

Mom?

Libby, in here!

Mom?

What's wrong?

Libby

I need you to take the car, and go into town,

and get me medicine. Okay?

Something called cyclizine and Ginger Root.

And whatever else.

- Everything! - Mom, I can't drive!

If somebody pulls you over, tell 'em it's an emergency.

Well then, we-we need to call an ambulance!

Oh, God.

It's not really an emergency.

- What? - I

Mom?

I need you to also get me a pregnancy test.

- Mom! - Libby! Go! Please!

Why can't John do it?

Because John's on one of his marathon jogs.

He won't be back for hours.

Please, just go, Libby.

I need something.

Marley's coming in an hour.

I can just wait for her and then

Uh, Marley's come...

Ahhh!

Libs, please go.

- Okay. - I'll look out for Marley.

Excuse me, Miss?

- Oh, sorry. - Sorry.

Excuse me, Miss.

You forgot to pay for that, young lady.

Sorry.

Hey!

Hey!

- Did you see? - Yep. Wow.

Yeah, okay.

Excuse me.

Okay. I got you everything you asked for.

It's Ginger root, cyclizine, and, um, the

and the, um

Oh. It's okay, Libby.

We talked.

I know.

Thanks, baby. Thanks, Libs.

Do you need help getting to the bathroom?

No, no. Not right now.

John?

I'll be alright. Go hang out with Marley.

Maybe I should stay.

No, I'm fine.

John will take care of me.

I think that I should stay.

Lib! Please!

Marley's downstairs.

I'm tired.

It's okay.

I'll take care of her.

Promise.

Go hang out with your friend.

She looks fun.

What?

I got this!

Don't worry!

Use the card if you want to order something.

Okay.

Hm-mm.

If you need me, just yell.

Will do!

Don't say it.

- Don't! - He's so hot. Oh, my God!

- Eeeek! - Sshh.

Is your mom okay?

I don't know.

She thinks that she is pregnant.

Wait, what?

- Momma-Dukes is preggo? - Hm-mm.

Oh, smells!

Okay, so you're going to have like a little brother or sister.

Well, hopefully, not a little sister though.

That'll be annoying. Oh, a little boy though.

He's gonna have like his thing

- all over the place... - Marley!

Although he'll probably be pretty cute.

Filter. Right now.

Yeah. Okay.

Sorry. I'm done.

So, tell me, why is John such a freak?

Okay.

So, last night, I saw him walk into the lake.

Like completely towards this like,

orange light at the bottom.

Really?

And I saw him drink his own sweat...

Ewwww!

And he grabbed me.

What?

Like Donald Trump, he grabbed me.

Jesus. Did you tell your mom?

No! She's head-over-heels in love with him.

Like psycho-girlfriend in love with him.

Like Jaime-Savard in love with him.

Oh, God.

Okay. Still, you need to talk to her.

Or call the cops!

I know.

Um hey, can you stay here tonight? Please.

Okay, I'm going to sound

like the worst friend ever, but I can't.

My Dad has this 'Behind the Book' charity event,

and he has me working live stream

'cause he just can't get anything, right?

But you should come.

You need to get out of this house.

No, I can't leave her alone.

Okay, okay.

Well, what if I go up there and tell Michelle?

I don't know.

He didn't really grab me, but I was-I was bleeding.

- Does that make me... - Okay, no, Libs.

Fuck that. I'm gonna go tell her.

Wait, he grabbed you while you were bleeding?

What the fuck!

Michelle?

Hm-mm.

Mm.

Can you scratch my arm?

Hm-mm.

Where's Marley?

- Oh, hey. - Hey.

Marley left a while ago.

And why didn't you wake me?

- Well, we tried. - Hm-mm.

You were passed out.

Are you feeling okay?

I'm fine.

You?

Go ahead.

Mom?

We're pregnant.

Oh.

Oh?

Congrats?

Libby, I-I need you to be okay with this.

I'm really scared.

You're scared?

Yeah.

Did Marley talk to you?

Yes!

Why would you tell her that?

What?

He apologized.

He just reacted.

- It was a mistake! - Mom. No, Mommy! He licked it.

- What? - He

He licked it.

Oh, God.

I swear, every time, Liberty!

What do you mean, every...? What... Every time?

Every time I date someone, you come up with some BS.

It was cute when you were a kid.

But, not anymore!

I'm done putting my life on hold for your feelings.

John isn't going anywhere!

- Really? - In fact, I think

you should apologize.

- No, no, no, no, no... - No, she should apologize!

Babe, it's fine.

Really.

- Okay? - Hm-mm. Hm-mm.

If we're going to be a family,

we have to learn how to forgive and forget.

Right, Libs?

You're a freak.

- Mom! Get off of him. - What?

- Hey, okay. - Get off of him, now!

Get off of him, now!

- Get out of our house. Get out! - Libby! Stop it, Libs!

Are you okay?

- I'm fine. - I'm so sorry.

- Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm so sorry.

She's not 35, by the way.

- Libby! - She's 42.

So, sure hope you weren't planning on having another one.

I-I meant to tell you.

I'm I'm so sorry.

John?

Babe? Please say something.

Babe?

Babe? Please, don't be mad.

Babe? Please. John!

Let. Go.

Mom?

How dare you!

He's not normal!

Neither are we.

No.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Then what are you

talking about, Libs?

What is it?

Does his sleepwalking bother you?

His social anxiety?

What?

He's not perfect.

He-he loves me, after all.

He loves me.

By the way

John told me about Cambridge.

You wanna go?

Then, we're selling this house.

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!

John! Oh, God!

Mom?

Mom?

Ugh!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Mom?

Mom!

Mom?

Mom?

- Wake up. - Hm.

Mommy.

- That's it. Come on. - Hm.

It's me.

- Oh, God! - Shh, shh.

- Libby... - It's okay. It's okay.

Libby, get out.

- Get out, Libby. - Mom, it's okay. It's okay.

- Ahhhh! - Shh.

Ahhhh!

Mom.

Libby!

You!

You!

Yes, me.

You monst... ahhhhh.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Don't be shy, love. Come on.

Yes. Yes.

No! No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no.

Oh, it's okay. Okay.

Come on. Come on. Come on. It's okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Jesus.

- Mom! Come on. - Just get out.

I'm not leaving without you. Mom!

Aah!

Come on.

Aah!

Aaahh!

Liberty?

Libs?

Liberty!

I don't have time for this.

You know, despite what you think,

I really do care about your mom.

Everything that you see in there is meant to help her.

To keep her healthy.

It's it's just science.

Libs?

Liberty?

Come here NOW!

Leave us alone!

I called the cops!

Oh, no! You're lying!

You're lying!

Hey.

Hey.

Don't touch that. Stop!

911. What's your emergency?

Um, my stepdad's trying to kill me and my Mom.

Please help us!

Okay, honey, calm down.

What's your name?

Liberty Wells.

Okay, Liberty,

where are you calling from?

Um, 5728 North Benson Road.

5728 North Benson Road.

Is that off of Route 5, Black Rock Turnpike?

Yes!

Okay, where in the house are you?

I'm in the basement. Just please hurry.

Okay. Where is your stepdad?

He's outside.

He's like trying to get in.

Does he have any weapons on him?

No, but he's like

He's dangerous, so just

please hurry.

Okay. Officers are on route.

I need you to stay calm.

He's here.

We're on our way, Liberty.

Just hold on.

Liberty, are you still with me?

My friend

Can you see your stepdad?

No.

Marley

Marley's dead!

Okay. Keep quiet.

Just hold on, Liberty.

Please help us.

Please help us.

Shhhhh!

He's here.

He's here. He's here.

Ah!

Eeh.

You did say I was a little weird.

Mom.

Hm.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ma! Mom!

Mom!

Wake up.

Wake up!

Wake up!

Ugghhh.

Libby, Libby, I'm so sorry.

Come on.

Ohhhh.

Come on.

Hey, Mom!

Uh, there you go.

Come on, get up.

Get up.

Run!

Hm.

Oh.

- Hm. - Help.

Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

Hm.

We don't have a lot of time, okay?

Shhh.

You're okay.

Aah.

Aah.

Hm!

No! No, no, no!

Shhhh.

Hey, just swallow.

Mm.

No!

Help!

Help!

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