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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:14,833 Excuse me? 2 00:02:14,916 --> 00:02:16,125 Sir? 3 00:02:16,418 --> 00:02:17,586 Sir? 4 00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:20,672 Can I get you a snack? 5 00:02:21,047 --> 00:02:22,256 What? 6 00:02:22,341 --> 00:02:23,907 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 7 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:25,969 I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack. 8 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:28,888 I'm just kidding. 9 00:02:28,972 --> 00:02:31,350 - Okay. - Yeah. What's up? 10 00:02:31,433 --> 00:02:34,060 We have some fantastic caviar. It's osetra, fresh from... 11 00:02:34,143 --> 00:02:35,186 You ever had caviar? 12 00:02:36,187 --> 00:02:38,857 - No, sir. - It's delicious. It is, yeah. 13 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:40,274 But I had some last night. 14 00:02:41,109 --> 00:02:44,278 You know what? I'm actually in the mood for something a little more Mediterranean. 15 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:47,366 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 16 00:02:47,449 --> 00:02:51,453 with some figs or even, like, any kind of small fish? 17 00:02:52,412 --> 00:02:55,248 I'm sorry, sir. We don't have a full kitchen here. 18 00:02:55,332 --> 00:02:57,125 Well, fuck. 19 00:02:58,293 --> 00:02:59,669 How about a glass of champagne? 20 00:02:59,753 --> 00:03:00,837 - Boom. - Great. 21 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:01,921 Perfect. 22 00:03:07,010 --> 00:03:09,804 - Hey, is that the Heidsieck? - I'm sorry? 23 00:03:09,888 --> 00:03:13,308 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 24 00:03:13,392 --> 00:03:18,104 Couple years back, they found the wreck and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 25 00:03:18,187 --> 00:03:20,690 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 26 00:03:20,774 --> 00:03:23,902 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 27 00:03:24,361 --> 00:03:26,446 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 28 00:03:27,447 --> 00:03:29,073 It's just plain old champagne. 29 00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:35,664 You like working for Athena? 30 00:03:35,747 --> 00:03:38,124 Yes, she's... sweet. 31 00:03:38,207 --> 00:03:40,794 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 32 00:03:42,253 --> 00:03:43,838 Hey! Jesus! What are you doing? 33 00:03:43,922 --> 00:03:45,048 What is happening here? 34 00:03:45,131 --> 00:03:47,050 What is happening? 35 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:50,845 Oh! Fuck! Shit. 36 00:03:50,929 --> 00:03:52,722 - What's going on? - What is happening? 37 00:03:52,806 --> 00:03:54,391 One of them's fucking awake, man. 38 00:03:54,474 --> 00:03:56,476 - Okay. - Gross. 39 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,769 Ted. 40 00:03:58,395 --> 00:04:03,232 Okay, calm down. Everything's okay. Everything's fine. Hey, it's all right. 41 00:04:04,693 --> 00:04:06,570 - Get... Get some towels? - Yeah, get towels. 42 00:04:06,653 --> 00:04:07,737 Okay. No, it's okay. 43 00:04:07,821 --> 00:04:09,781 It's all right. No. It's all right. It's okay. 44 00:04:09,864 --> 00:04:11,115 - Okay. - I'm a doctor. 45 00:04:11,199 --> 00:04:12,200 Ted, Ted. 46 00:04:12,283 --> 00:04:13,493 Great. Fantastic. 47 00:04:13,577 --> 00:04:17,121 If you could just lay those towels on the floor right there. 48 00:04:17,205 --> 00:04:18,873 Now, what's... what's his name? 49 00:04:18,957 --> 00:04:20,417 Squealer, I think? 50 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:22,627 Randy! 51 00:04:22,711 --> 00:04:24,379 - Randy? That's great. - Yeah. 52 00:04:24,463 --> 00:04:27,549 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna go down to the floor. 53 00:04:27,632 --> 00:04:30,176 Just kneel down. There you go. There, good, good. 54 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:33,262 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 55 00:04:33,347 --> 00:04:35,349 There you go. There you go. 56 00:04:35,432 --> 00:04:37,309 May I use your pen? 57 00:04:38,017 --> 00:04:39,268 - Yes. - Thanks. 58 00:04:40,144 --> 00:04:43,773 Okay, Randy. I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 59 00:04:43,857 --> 00:04:44,941 What? 60 00:04:45,024 --> 00:04:46,764 Because you woke up before you were supposed to. 61 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:51,573 Fuck! 62 00:04:57,412 --> 00:04:59,080 Ted, what the fuck, man? 63 00:04:59,163 --> 00:05:00,457 He woke up. 64 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:03,126 And we can't have you talking about this now, can we, Randy? 65 00:05:03,209 --> 00:05:05,211 It hasn't even started yet, man. 66 00:05:05,295 --> 00:05:06,713 - Jeez. - What the fuck? 67 00:05:06,796 --> 00:05:08,340 You guys just gonna stand there? 68 00:05:13,428 --> 00:05:16,931 Hey! Hey! Hey! You need to just take it easy. 69 00:05:17,015 --> 00:05:18,224 All right, all right. 70 00:05:19,809 --> 00:05:21,227 - Shit! - Oh, my god! 71 00:05:21,311 --> 00:05:22,312 That's gross. 72 00:05:23,021 --> 00:05:24,022 Grab him! 73 00:05:24,731 --> 00:05:26,816 - All right, all right, all right. - Hold on, hold on. 74 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,568 Okay, now. All right, all right. 75 00:05:28,652 --> 00:05:29,653 Hey. 76 00:05:33,907 --> 00:05:35,409 Put him in the back with the rest. 77 00:05:35,492 --> 00:05:38,620 This isn't right. He doesn't even know. I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 78 00:05:38,703 --> 00:05:40,955 God. 79 00:05:43,082 --> 00:05:44,876 No sentimentality, comrade. 80 00:05:47,253 --> 00:05:48,755 War is war. 81 00:05:53,092 --> 00:05:55,970 Thanks. 82 00:06:07,106 --> 00:06:09,818 Would you grab me a little seltzer water or something? 83 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:27,586 Fucking redneck. 84 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,134 Help. 85 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:04,641 Hey. 86 00:08:05,809 --> 00:08:06,810 Hey. 87 00:08:13,317 --> 00:08:14,693 Hello! 88 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:34,921 Hey! 89 00:08:40,677 --> 00:08:42,512 What the hell is this? 90 00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:33,855 What the... 91 00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:45,325 No! No, no, no. Trap. 92 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:48,787 Trap. Trap. 93 00:10:59,023 --> 00:11:00,525 What the fuck? 94 00:12:18,227 --> 00:12:19,228 Hey! 95 00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:25,068 Thank you. 96 00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:33,952 Thank you. 97 00:12:34,661 --> 00:12:36,079 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 98 00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:39,958 All right. 99 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,669 - This ought to help? - Yeah. 100 00:12:43,587 --> 00:12:46,298 All right. There you go. Hey, guys, I got keys. 101 00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:48,425 I got keys. Here, here, here. 102 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:49,884 Here. Turn around. 103 00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:54,097 What is happening? What is all of this? 104 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,932 Fuck if I know. Here. 105 00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:57,434 I can't use that. 106 00:12:57,851 --> 00:12:59,185 Can you do this? 107 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,230 - Yeah. - You can squeeze a trigger then. 108 00:13:02,772 --> 00:13:03,815 Take it. 109 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,069 - What do we need guns for? - We'll get outta here. 110 00:13:08,152 --> 00:13:09,696 TEC-9, boo. 111 00:13:12,031 --> 00:13:13,032 Hey. 112 00:13:16,703 --> 00:13:18,830 Hey. Let me show you. 113 00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:20,081 Safety. 114 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:22,417 Give it a flick, you're ready to party. Okay? 115 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:23,918 Thanks. 116 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:25,086 You're welcome. 117 00:13:27,464 --> 00:13:29,007 - What was that? - I think that was a rifle. 118 00:13:30,258 --> 00:13:32,135 - Oh, shit. Come on. - Everybody get the fuck down! 119 00:13:32,218 --> 00:13:33,637 - Move! - Go. Go! 120 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,013 That almost hit me. 121 00:13:46,232 --> 00:13:47,942 Jesus Christ. 122 00:13:56,075 --> 00:13:58,244 Over there. 123 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,002 What the fuck? 124 00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:11,174 Come on. Let's go! Move! 125 00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:21,810 Help! 126 00:14:28,107 --> 00:14:29,108 Help! 127 00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:31,235 Help! 128 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,451 I fell. 129 00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:39,160 It's okay. It's okay. 130 00:14:39,994 --> 00:14:41,413 I fell. 131 00:14:42,038 --> 00:14:43,582 It's my birthday tomorrow. 132 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,959 - What? - I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 133 00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,837 Oh, god. Come on. Reach for me. 134 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,547 Come on! Happy birthday on three, okay? 135 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:53,633 One, two, happy birthday! 136 00:14:58,054 --> 00:15:00,765 - Here we go. Good job. Good job. Ready? - Yeah. 137 00:15:00,849 --> 00:15:03,101 All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 138 00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:19,826 Holy fuck! 139 00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:24,373 Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. 140 00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:27,000 Shoot me. 141 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,293 No, I'm not gonna shoot you. 142 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:29,878 No, no, wait! No, no, no! 143 00:15:29,961 --> 00:15:31,796 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 144 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,590 Don't do it! 145 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,515 Jesus fucking Christ. 146 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,451 Okay. 147 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,496 Fuck. 148 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,342 Don't shoot, asshole. I'm on your side. 149 00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:22,221 They with us too? 150 00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:24,098 Yeah. 151 00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:26,017 Road means civilization. 152 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,603 - What? - Civilization's our fucking friend. 153 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:31,064 Hey, folks. What's the plan, khaki man? 154 00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:32,399 Trying to figure it out. 155 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,483 Sorry. 156 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,256 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 157 00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:36,653 You know what this is, right? 158 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:38,530 Goddamn Manorgate. 159 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:41,325 - That shit's real? - Seems pretty fucking real to me. 160 00:16:41,408 --> 00:16:43,452 All right. Come on. Up, up, up. 161 00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:56,340 What? 162 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,508 - What the fuck was that? - Hurry. 163 00:16:58,592 --> 00:17:00,218 Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. 164 00:17:00,302 --> 00:17:02,387 Hurry up. I got you. I got you. 165 00:17:02,846 --> 00:17:03,930 Jesus fucking Christ. 166 00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:05,709 No. Keep climbing. I'm gonna help you. Come on! 167 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:07,851 No! Keep climbing. Keep climbing. 168 00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:09,853 Come on. No, no, no, no. Up, up. Go up. 169 00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:11,813 What is this Avatar shit? 170 00:17:12,856 --> 00:17:13,982 We should go. 171 00:17:14,065 --> 00:17:15,400 Fuck it. 172 00:17:16,025 --> 00:17:17,026 Run! 173 00:17:48,182 --> 00:17:50,894 - Why isn't it working? - Wait, did you pull the pin? 174 00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:52,020 Oh, shit. 175 00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:57,776 What was that? 176 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,694 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up! 177 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,280 - Fuck. - We gotta find shelter. Come on! 178 00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:25,720 There's about $200 in the cash register. It's all yours. 179 00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:28,765 Give me a hand here. Come on. 180 00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:32,311 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 181 00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:35,522 - Where are we? - What? 182 00:18:35,605 --> 00:18:37,941 Son, we don't want no trouble. Just take the money. 183 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:40,444 I don't want your damn money. Where the fuck are we? 184 00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:43,322 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 185 00:18:43,738 --> 00:18:46,282 Elaine, where? Which state? 186 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,576 Arkansas. 187 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,743 What? 188 00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:50,954 We're in Arkansas? 189 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,332 Jesus. 190 00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:55,417 Fucking Arkansas. 191 00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,296 - You got a phone? - Please. We have children. 192 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:00,380 We have grandchildren. 193 00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:02,466 You have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 194 00:19:02,549 --> 00:19:03,897 I don't give a fuck. Give me the phone. 195 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,386 Son, whatever's going on here... 196 00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:08,347 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 197 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,056 But y'all have guns. 198 00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:13,017 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 199 00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,936 - Hello? - 9-1-1. What's your emergency? 200 00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:17,522 Yeah. There's been a killing spree. You gotta come here right now. 201 00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:18,607 Can you repeat that, sir? 202 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,610 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 203 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:22,986 It's Manorgate! 204 00:19:23,069 --> 00:19:25,655 I'm sorry, sir, I'm having trouble understanding you. 205 00:19:25,739 --> 00:19:28,617 Manorgate. Just fucking Google it! 206 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,159 I can't Google it right now. 207 00:19:30,243 --> 00:19:31,911 - Listen to me, okay? - We can't do that. 208 00:19:31,995 --> 00:19:35,081 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, and they had these locks on them. 209 00:19:35,164 --> 00:19:37,083 Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 210 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,252 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 211 00:19:39,336 --> 00:19:41,212 where I went to a bar after work, 212 00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:44,633 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, they drugged all of us? 213 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:45,759 Where'd they get you from? 214 00:19:45,842 --> 00:19:47,176 Wyoming. 215 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,887 Orlando. 216 00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:51,097 Fuck. 217 00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:52,891 All right, listen to me. 218 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,727 They grabbed us from all over, and they brought us here to kill us, 219 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,562 and they're still trying to kill us. 220 00:19:57,646 --> 00:19:59,230 And they're coming down the fucking road, 221 00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:01,190 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 222 00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:02,942 Okay. What is your current location, sir? 223 00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:06,571 I am at a gas station! Can you please just trace the call? 224 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:11,451 Of course. That's a great idea. We'll trace you, sir. 225 00:20:11,535 --> 00:20:13,328 - Sit tight. - Okay. 226 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,038 - Help's on the way. - Good. 227 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:20,794 What'd they say, dude? 228 00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,255 - They said they're coming. - Thank Christ. 229 00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:27,634 - Hey, let me get one of them. - Get your own. 230 00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:29,761 Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 231 00:20:29,844 --> 00:20:33,222 You seem a little worked up, and you don't want it to go off by accident. 232 00:20:33,307 --> 00:20:35,642 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 233 00:20:35,725 --> 00:20:37,101 - Why? - What? 234 00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:39,270 Why do you own seven guns? 235 00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:40,522 Stand-your-ground? 236 00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:42,691 Because it's my constitutional right to protect myself 237 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,734 if I should ever happen to be getting fucking shot at, 238 00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:47,070 which is exactly what's happening right now. Is that okay? 239 00:20:47,153 --> 00:20:51,157 So, those people that are shooting at you, 240 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,577 they're just exercising the very same right? 241 00:20:55,078 --> 00:20:56,413 What the fuck are you talking about? 242 00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:58,665 Will there be sugar after the Rebellion? 243 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,125 Is she okay? 244 00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:03,670 Sure, she's fine. How are you? 245 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,094 What the fuck? 246 00:21:11,177 --> 00:21:12,387 - Hey, you okay? - What's wrong? 247 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,930 Get some water, dude! 248 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:16,140 What's wrong with her? What happened to her? 249 00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:17,726 Damn. No, no, no. 250 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,353 - Fuck. - Come on. Sit up. 251 00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:22,397 Get some water, dude! I think she's dianetic! 252 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,441 Oh, my god. 253 00:21:35,118 --> 00:21:36,453 Don't make a mess. 254 00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:37,537 What? 255 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,664 I'm not cleaning him up! 256 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,265 You're going to hell. 257 00:22:00,059 --> 00:22:02,354 I don't believe in hell. 258 00:22:02,437 --> 00:22:04,564 As you so eloquently posted, 259 00:22:04,648 --> 00:22:06,650 I'm a godless elite. 260 00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:09,152 For the record, asshole, 261 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,781 climate change is real. 262 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,993 Hit the vent, honey. 263 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,342 I'll get a mop. 264 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,152 Sorry. 265 00:22:55,532 --> 00:22:56,908 And sorry again. 266 00:23:27,397 --> 00:23:28,398 What? 267 00:23:30,066 --> 00:23:31,067 Nothing. 268 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,528 Come on, honey. Tell me. What's wrong? 269 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,530 He's wearing a wedding ring. 270 00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:37,657 He's a monster. 271 00:23:37,741 --> 00:23:40,201 Honey, he probably uses the N word, 272 00:23:40,284 --> 00:23:43,287 and not even in private, he probably uses it on Twitter. 273 00:23:43,372 --> 00:23:47,083 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 274 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:49,378 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 275 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:50,754 Those people? 276 00:23:50,837 --> 00:23:52,714 Sorry. Black people. 277 00:23:54,424 --> 00:23:56,092 - African Americans. - Honey, it's... 278 00:23:56,175 --> 00:23:57,427 Privilege, Julius. 279 00:23:57,511 --> 00:23:59,721 It's perfectly fine to call them black again. 280 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,599 According to who? 281 00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:04,017 NPR. 282 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,520 Which consists, almost exclusively, of... 283 00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,147 White people. 284 00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:13,276 We're the fucking worst. 285 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,111 Hello? Come in. 286 00:24:15,945 --> 00:24:17,238 We're coming. 287 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:18,490 Are you there? 288 00:24:18,573 --> 00:24:20,116 Hey! We're here. 289 00:24:20,199 --> 00:24:24,704 We got three of them. Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper. 290 00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:26,706 Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 291 00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:29,751 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. It was brutal. 292 00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:33,672 Anyway, Snowball's headed towards you now. She's maybe five minutes out. 293 00:24:33,755 --> 00:24:35,924 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 294 00:24:36,466 --> 00:24:38,718 - We're good. - No need. We're ready. 295 00:24:38,802 --> 00:24:42,013 Great. She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 296 00:24:42,096 --> 00:24:44,098 Roger that. Over and out. 297 00:24:46,059 --> 00:24:47,143 Honey, that's poison! 298 00:24:50,439 --> 00:24:51,856 You rigged the soda? 299 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:52,941 No. 300 00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:56,235 There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 301 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,862 Good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 302 00:24:57,946 --> 00:25:00,365 I am not going to apologize for caring. 303 00:25:03,952 --> 00:25:06,204 All right, then. Let's get some more! 304 00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:07,288 Okay. 305 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,542 The climate-change myth suffered another blow today with... 306 00:25:14,253 --> 00:25:15,464 What's going on? 307 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,716 Okay, here she comes. 308 00:25:38,152 --> 00:25:40,405 Hey there. Help ya? 309 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,418 Get a pack of lights, please? 310 00:25:53,502 --> 00:25:54,669 Coming right up. 311 00:25:55,337 --> 00:25:56,671 You wanna fill 'er up? 312 00:25:57,881 --> 00:25:58,923 I don't have a car. 313 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:02,176 You walked over. 314 00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:10,769 Everything okay? 315 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,357 I lost my wallet. 316 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,903 It's for emergencies. 317 00:26:20,487 --> 00:26:22,155 You want some matches with that? 318 00:26:23,031 --> 00:26:25,074 Yeah. Little sweaty. 319 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:28,870 What state is this? 320 00:26:28,953 --> 00:26:29,996 Sorry? 321 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,792 You don't understand the question? 322 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,335 No, I did. Just... 323 00:26:36,545 --> 00:26:38,212 Most people know where they are. 324 00:26:40,173 --> 00:26:41,675 Well, I ain't most people. 325 00:26:47,096 --> 00:26:50,099 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 326 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:00,156 Is there anything else that... 327 00:27:08,201 --> 00:27:09,786 No! No, please! No! 328 00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:12,038 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 329 00:27:12,121 --> 00:27:14,624 - You fucked up, bitch! - No! 330 00:27:19,296 --> 00:27:24,843 The times I forgot but never forgot 331 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:31,475 I don't know the books that you read 332 00:27:32,392 --> 00:27:38,940 But you don't say that Love never externalizes 333 00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:44,863 You're rereading a book To feel reassured 334 00:27:45,655 --> 00:27:51,578 By the life of your favorite hero 335 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:57,959 But don't worry, honey, don't worry 336 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:04,716 This is just a fairy tale 337 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:12,265 Happening in the supermarket 338 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,509 Hello? 339 00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,679 Julius? Miranda! 340 00:29:32,762 --> 00:29:34,389 Are you there? 341 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,726 Richard, are you on? 342 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:40,269 Yes, affirmative, I'm here. 343 00:29:40,937 --> 00:29:43,315 This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 344 00:29:43,398 --> 00:29:45,734 - Which one's Orwell? - Orwell is the pig. 345 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,236 - You named the fucking pig? - Richard, enough. 346 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,696 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 347 00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,616 No, we lost visual at the road. 348 00:29:52,699 --> 00:29:54,075 Why don't you go take a look? 349 00:29:54,158 --> 00:29:56,328 Go to the... Yes, 10-4. 350 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,890 I don't see anybody inside. 351 00:30:17,432 --> 00:30:19,893 I guess I should check around the back. 352 00:30:21,395 --> 00:30:22,812 Shit, I lost the... 353 00:30:22,896 --> 00:30:23,897 What happened? 354 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:26,149 I don't know. I can't see anything. The signal went out. 355 00:30:26,816 --> 00:30:28,234 Turn your radio off. 356 00:30:29,152 --> 00:30:30,529 What? 357 00:30:30,612 --> 00:30:33,031 Turn your fucking radio off, now! 358 00:30:37,243 --> 00:30:39,245 At least one of you is smart. 359 00:31:05,855 --> 00:31:07,649 Don't fucking move! 360 00:31:08,232 --> 00:31:11,194 Can you lower your gun? I'm a friendly. 361 00:31:11,277 --> 00:31:13,988 - How do I know that? - Why don't you pull that door handle? 362 00:31:16,783 --> 00:31:19,118 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 363 00:31:19,202 --> 00:31:20,912 Oh, shit. 364 00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:34,843 - Thanks. - You should not have shot that drone. 365 00:31:35,469 --> 00:31:36,803 But now they can't see us. 366 00:31:36,886 --> 00:31:39,138 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 367 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:44,769 Where you going? 368 00:31:44,853 --> 00:31:47,522 Saw some tracks earlier. I'm gonna follow them. 369 00:31:48,231 --> 00:31:49,858 Whose tracks? 370 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,277 Hey, whose tracks? 371 00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:05,206 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 372 00:32:05,289 --> 00:32:06,291 Don't care. 373 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,710 You wanna hear my theory? 374 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:10,754 Not really. 375 00:32:11,254 --> 00:32:12,839 Did you read that article? 376 00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:15,884 Every year these liberal elites, 377 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:18,803 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state, 378 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:24,351 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us and hunt us for fucking sport 379 00:32:24,434 --> 00:32:27,521 in this mansion in Vermont or something. 380 00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:31,691 I forwarded that to 50 friends. It's not like I believed it. 381 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,402 You believe it? 382 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,903 That you have 50 friends? 383 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:36,946 No, the rest of it. 384 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:43,745 This ain't Vermont. 385 00:32:44,871 --> 00:32:45,872 Yeah. 386 00:32:46,581 --> 00:32:48,082 Where you going now? 387 00:32:56,425 --> 00:32:57,634 I'm Gary. 388 00:32:57,717 --> 00:32:59,719 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 389 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,653 - How fast are you? - What? 390 00:33:16,736 --> 00:33:19,476 The train will be slowest at the curve. We're not getting on standing still. 391 00:33:20,239 --> 00:33:21,240 Wait! 392 00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:16,170 Thanks. 393 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,422 Welcome. 394 00:34:30,226 --> 00:34:31,520 Who's there? 395 00:34:32,729 --> 00:34:34,648 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot. 396 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,910 Come on. 397 00:34:48,077 --> 00:34:50,414 - What? - They're not real. 398 00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:54,418 Nah. You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 399 00:34:56,044 --> 00:35:00,048 What are the chances the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 400 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,800 I mean, will you look at these fucks? 401 00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:03,552 A little obvious, don't you think? 402 00:35:05,512 --> 00:35:09,015 Are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 403 00:35:09,098 --> 00:35:10,475 No! 404 00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:14,187 I feel so sorry for immigrants and refugees. 405 00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:17,899 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 406 00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:19,651 No, Gary, they got a baby. 407 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:21,903 So? There are crisis babies. 408 00:35:26,408 --> 00:35:28,618 You're good, Mohammed. 409 00:35:28,702 --> 00:35:31,830 But if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 410 00:35:31,913 --> 00:35:34,916 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 411 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,167 One... 412 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,877 Two... 413 00:35:47,929 --> 00:35:49,681 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 414 00:36:05,322 --> 00:36:06,990 Hey! Hey! 415 00:36:09,242 --> 00:36:10,577 Toss your gun. 416 00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:12,412 - What? - Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 417 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,902 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 418 00:36:43,985 --> 00:36:47,864 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 419 00:36:47,947 --> 00:36:48,948 American. 420 00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:50,033 American? 421 00:36:50,116 --> 00:36:51,743 Yeah. Yeah. Her too. 422 00:36:51,826 --> 00:36:54,203 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 423 00:36:54,287 --> 00:36:57,081 because I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 424 00:36:57,165 --> 00:36:59,501 These are not real refugees. 425 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,711 These are crisis actors. 426 00:37:02,379 --> 00:37:04,213 Look, I have a podcast. 427 00:37:04,298 --> 00:37:06,716 I've been exposing these people, okay? 428 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,470 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 429 00:37:10,554 --> 00:37:14,558 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 430 00:37:29,656 --> 00:37:31,408 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 431 00:37:33,242 --> 00:37:35,579 Did you hear him? Did you hear... Did you hear him? 432 00:37:41,209 --> 00:37:42,210 Bullshit. 433 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,504 This is... That's... that's bullshit. 434 00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:46,423 You're all fake! You're all fake! 435 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:53,472 Gary, you have just gotta chill, okay, buddy? 436 00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:56,808 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. They're real. 437 00:37:56,891 --> 00:37:58,977 I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 438 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,834 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real too. 439 00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:02,772 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 440 00:38:02,856 --> 00:38:07,819 So just calm the fuck down, and we will get through this. All right? 441 00:38:07,902 --> 00:38:08,987 And you know what? 442 00:38:09,863 --> 00:38:12,198 I'll even give you guys a head start before I come after you. 443 00:38:12,281 --> 00:38:13,992 How's that sound? You good? 444 00:38:14,618 --> 00:38:15,660 Come on, buddy. 445 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,291 - Gary, Gary, don't. - I am not your buddy! 446 00:38:30,592 --> 00:38:32,218 Sayonara, sugar tits. 447 00:38:32,302 --> 00:38:33,345 No, no, no. Fuck. Shit. 448 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:38,850 Shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit! 449 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,483 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit. 450 00:39:51,047 --> 00:39:53,925 I'm Dino. And this Bojan. 451 00:39:55,469 --> 00:39:56,511 You have papers? 452 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,430 Where are we? 453 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:00,765 Where you think? 454 00:40:01,391 --> 00:40:07,188 Well... I was, eating in Mississippi 455 00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:10,484 when I got knocked out 456 00:40:10,567 --> 00:40:13,903 for what was at least... 18 hours. 457 00:40:13,987 --> 00:40:16,990 So taking that into account, 458 00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:22,787 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 459 00:40:22,871 --> 00:40:25,206 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 460 00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:28,752 Bosnia. 461 00:40:30,086 --> 00:40:31,087 Serbia? 462 00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:33,006 Croatia? 463 00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:37,010 I'm in Croatia, then. 464 00:40:37,093 --> 00:40:38,094 How you get here? 465 00:40:38,177 --> 00:40:41,390 Doesn't matter. You need to call the American Embassy. 466 00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:44,518 - Show us papers. - I don't have papers. 467 00:40:45,519 --> 00:40:46,895 Can you... can you call the embassy? 468 00:40:47,854 --> 00:40:49,773 You are hunted? 469 00:40:52,442 --> 00:40:53,860 Who said I was hunted? 470 00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:56,070 Don. 471 00:40:57,406 --> 00:40:59,157 You hunted like Don? 472 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:00,700 Who the fuck is Don? 473 00:41:04,788 --> 00:41:06,122 Bring Don. 474 00:41:18,968 --> 00:41:20,387 Can I have one of those? 475 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:21,471 No. 476 00:41:26,935 --> 00:41:27,936 Don. 477 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,396 Howdy. 478 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:33,775 Yeah, hunted like Don. 479 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,403 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 480 00:41:37,821 --> 00:41:41,991 Yeah. I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 481 00:41:42,451 --> 00:41:44,911 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 482 00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:47,414 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 483 00:41:48,623 --> 00:41:52,627 Man, I was relieved when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 484 00:41:53,503 --> 00:41:54,963 Little more. Little more, pal. 485 00:41:57,674 --> 00:42:00,134 And what was up with that crate? 486 00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:04,180 I mean, why did they give us weapons before they started picking us off? 487 00:42:04,263 --> 00:42:05,849 To make it more fair? 488 00:42:07,183 --> 00:42:10,687 And what was up with that pig? I thought they were all vegans. 489 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:17,402 Well, I cannot wait to blow the lid off this shit. 490 00:42:17,486 --> 00:42:19,863 Because we gonna be on Hannity, you and me, 491 00:42:19,946 --> 00:42:22,616 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 492 00:42:25,452 --> 00:42:27,286 You wanna share what you're thinking, sweetie? 493 00:42:29,956 --> 00:42:30,957 Come on. 494 00:42:31,458 --> 00:42:33,251 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 495 00:42:33,335 --> 00:42:35,462 They're trying to kill me. I don't give a shit why. 496 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,945 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 497 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,701 We're rescued. 498 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:21,090 M-I-double S-I-double S-I-double P-I 499 00:43:21,925 --> 00:43:25,470 Right in the middle of the cotton belt 500 00:43:25,554 --> 00:43:29,015 Down in the Mississippi Delta 501 00:43:29,724 --> 00:43:34,354 Wearin' last year's possum belt Smack dab... 502 00:43:34,438 --> 00:43:38,358 So, you're telling me that they built an entire gas station out here 503 00:43:38,442 --> 00:43:40,902 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 504 00:43:42,195 --> 00:43:44,739 What kind of sick individual comes up with that? That's horrifying. 505 00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:46,408 You fucking said it, junior. 506 00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:49,536 We're gonna get back to the embassy. I'm gonna contact the State Department. 507 00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:52,359 We're gonna get military support out here. We're gonna find these animals. 508 00:43:52,414 --> 00:43:53,582 Attaboy. 509 00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:56,585 Why would they do something like that? 510 00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:58,252 Same reason elites do anything. 511 00:43:58,337 --> 00:44:00,464 Because they think they're better than us. 512 00:44:01,214 --> 00:44:02,424 Yeah, but... 513 00:44:02,716 --> 00:44:05,344 But why you? I mean, it seems so personal, right? 514 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,261 What? 515 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:11,224 No, no. I'm just asking, why pick you of all people? 516 00:44:11,308 --> 00:44:13,810 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow, 517 00:44:13,893 --> 00:44:16,563 otherwise why target you so specifically? 518 00:44:16,646 --> 00:44:18,732 We didn't do shit. 519 00:44:18,815 --> 00:44:19,816 Okay. 520 00:44:19,899 --> 00:44:21,985 So, what, you think this is our fucking fault? 521 00:44:22,068 --> 00:44:23,945 No. No, that's not what I'm... 522 00:44:24,028 --> 00:44:26,698 - No, I would never blame the victim. - Yeah. 523 00:44:26,781 --> 00:44:28,700 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 524 00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,788 Can you think of anything, anything at all, no matter how minor, 525 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:36,375 that might make somebody wanna try something... 526 00:44:39,586 --> 00:44:42,422 oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 527 00:44:43,298 --> 00:44:46,009 What? No. No! Oh, my god! 528 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:49,804 Stop the car! Stop the car! 529 00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:51,681 No! No! 530 00:44:51,765 --> 00:44:54,934 Oh, my god! 531 00:44:55,018 --> 00:44:57,771 Are you out of your mind, woman? 532 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,148 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 533 00:45:00,231 --> 00:45:02,108 No! Why did you do that? 534 00:45:02,191 --> 00:45:04,068 Oh, god. Is he dead? 535 00:45:05,278 --> 00:45:07,614 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? 536 00:45:07,697 --> 00:45:10,199 You are not right. Oh, my god. 537 00:45:11,701 --> 00:45:12,702 What the... 538 00:45:13,161 --> 00:45:14,913 Fuck! 539 00:45:14,996 --> 00:45:18,207 Why did you do that? He was trying to save us! 540 00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:20,710 He was... 541 00:45:21,961 --> 00:45:23,254 Jesus. 542 00:45:24,714 --> 00:45:26,215 Nope, just Gary. 543 00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:29,218 How'd you know he was lying? 544 00:45:29,303 --> 00:45:31,095 Because everyone is lying. 545 00:45:32,556 --> 00:45:34,223 Well, maybe... 546 00:45:35,141 --> 00:45:39,479 maybe you should've waited to kill him until he told us why they're doing this. 547 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:42,607 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 548 00:45:44,192 --> 00:45:46,903 Right. There was 11 of us when we first woke up. 549 00:45:46,986 --> 00:45:48,905 There was four down out of the gate. 550 00:45:48,988 --> 00:45:51,157 A guy got grenaded. 551 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,118 You said there were three at the gas station. 552 00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:58,873 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 553 00:46:02,711 --> 00:46:04,296 That just leaves you and me. 554 00:46:06,047 --> 00:46:07,048 Yeah. 555 00:46:08,425 --> 00:46:09,843 What... What is that? 556 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,137 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 557 00:46:17,601 --> 00:46:21,605 This seems a little obvious, like maybe they wanted us to find it. 558 00:46:22,397 --> 00:46:24,858 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots 559 00:46:24,941 --> 00:46:26,651 or idiots pretending to be smart. 560 00:46:26,735 --> 00:46:29,112 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 561 00:46:29,195 --> 00:46:32,281 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go! Okay? 562 00:46:32,366 --> 00:46:34,075 And I'm driving. Give me the key. 563 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:35,284 No. 564 00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:40,999 No? 565 00:46:46,129 --> 00:46:47,130 No. 566 00:46:53,052 --> 00:46:58,016 My mama used to tell me this story about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 567 00:46:58,767 --> 00:47:02,854 The jackrabbit is a real dick, 568 00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:05,815 because he brags all the time. 569 00:47:05,899 --> 00:47:08,234 Says nobody's faster than him. 570 00:47:09,778 --> 00:47:11,195 And, well, it's true. 571 00:47:12,989 --> 00:47:16,075 Because every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 572 00:47:17,118 --> 00:47:20,246 The whole fucking forest has to put up with this shit. Day in, day out. 573 00:47:20,330 --> 00:47:22,791 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 574 00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:25,419 So the box turtle figures, 575 00:47:25,502 --> 00:47:28,380 Why not? I'll give it a try. 576 00:47:28,463 --> 00:47:30,214 And the jackrabbit laughs. 577 00:47:30,299 --> 00:47:33,217 Like, Okay, this'll be fun. So let's fucking go. So bang! 578 00:47:33,927 --> 00:47:36,471 Jackrabbit leaves the box turtle in his fucking dust. 579 00:47:36,555 --> 00:47:38,557 I mean, he is way out in front. 580 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,850 Of course he is, because jackrabbit always wins. 581 00:47:40,934 --> 00:47:44,354 But he wants to put on a show. He'll make it seem close. 582 00:47:44,438 --> 00:47:46,940 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 583 00:47:54,614 --> 00:47:56,783 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 584 00:47:59,828 --> 00:48:01,204 By the time he wakes up... 585 00:48:03,122 --> 00:48:04,833 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 586 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:07,419 Jackrabbit goes full tilt, but it's too late. 587 00:48:07,502 --> 00:48:11,005 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 588 00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:15,218 and the crowd's like... goes fucking wild. 589 00:48:17,554 --> 00:48:18,555 Later that night, 590 00:48:18,638 --> 00:48:20,932 box turtle's having dinner with his family. 591 00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:25,019 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 592 00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:27,689 I mean, never give up. 593 00:48:28,607 --> 00:48:30,609 Just keep crawling forwards... 594 00:48:31,693 --> 00:48:33,862 and you can overcome just about anything. 595 00:48:37,407 --> 00:48:38,992 Door smashes in. 596 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:42,286 It's the jackrabbit. 597 00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:46,583 And he has a hammer. 598 00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:53,089 Smashes up the wife and kids first so the box turtle has to watch them die. 599 00:48:55,008 --> 00:48:56,426 And then it's his turn. 600 00:48:57,176 --> 00:48:59,721 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces... 601 00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:03,266 he sits down and eats their dinner. 602 00:49:05,769 --> 00:49:07,646 Every last bite. 603 00:49:17,071 --> 00:49:19,408 Because the jackrabbit always wins. 604 00:49:22,452 --> 00:49:24,788 Your mama told you that story? 605 00:49:26,581 --> 00:49:27,957 So, wait. 606 00:49:28,792 --> 00:49:32,337 Who's the rabbit? I mean, is it us or them? 607 00:49:39,969 --> 00:49:42,180 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 608 00:49:46,435 --> 00:49:47,477 A little pig. 609 00:49:59,906 --> 00:50:04,118 Where the hell is Oliver? He left to get them hours ago. 610 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:05,745 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 611 00:50:05,829 --> 00:50:08,582 Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 612 00:50:08,665 --> 00:50:10,041 You're friends with Ava too? 613 00:50:11,626 --> 00:50:12,877 No. Maybe. 614 00:50:12,961 --> 00:50:14,921 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 615 00:50:15,004 --> 00:50:17,549 This is the photo that she liked. It's from when I was in Haiti. 616 00:50:17,632 --> 00:50:19,718 Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 617 00:50:19,801 --> 00:50:21,636 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 618 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,138 - You were curing AIDS in a favela. - AIDS. 619 00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:26,475 - Don't joke about AIDS. - No, no, no. I'm not joking. 620 00:50:27,183 --> 00:50:29,268 AIDS is very, very serious, 621 00:50:29,353 --> 00:50:33,022 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 622 00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:38,737 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. That's Brazil. 623 00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:41,280 Well, I just... I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 624 00:50:42,699 --> 00:50:45,159 - I fell in love. - Hope she was pro-choice. 625 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,036 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 626 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,458 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 627 00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:54,002 - and it needs all the help it can get. - Thank you. 628 00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:56,129 - Does it need Martin's semen? - Okay. 629 00:50:56,212 --> 00:50:57,339 Enough, Richard. 630 00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,924 Guys, we're all on the same team. 631 00:51:00,008 --> 00:51:01,050 Did you say guys? 632 00:51:01,134 --> 00:51:02,886 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 633 00:51:02,969 --> 00:51:05,555 - Where are they? - Just call Oliver on the radio. 634 00:51:05,639 --> 00:51:07,307 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy. 635 00:51:07,391 --> 00:51:08,892 Oh, shit. 636 00:51:09,225 --> 00:51:12,312 Sergeant Dale, little help? 637 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,857 - Please, let's keep the voices down. - Why? They're in a car. 638 00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:18,818 You hired me to consult you. I'm consulting you. 639 00:51:19,736 --> 00:51:21,613 What was the name of that movie you did again? 640 00:51:22,196 --> 00:51:23,573 Tears of the Sun. 641 00:51:23,657 --> 00:51:26,785 That's actually what they called it? Tears of the Sun? 642 00:51:26,868 --> 00:51:28,328 Why is the sun crying? 643 00:51:30,372 --> 00:51:32,123 It came out? I mean, like, in theaters? 644 00:51:32,206 --> 00:51:34,042 - Bruce Willis was in it. - What! 645 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,960 - I love Bruce. - He's cool. 646 00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:38,171 - Stop fucking talking! - Sorry, Athena. 647 00:51:38,254 --> 00:51:40,674 Well, I'm gonna go take a piss. 648 00:51:40,757 --> 00:51:42,342 Who has the hand sanitizer? 649 00:51:42,426 --> 00:51:45,929 - Christ, Richard. Just rough it. - Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 650 00:51:46,012 --> 00:51:48,097 Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 651 00:51:48,181 --> 00:51:49,182 I know. 652 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,363 Fucking rough it. 653 00:52:04,739 --> 00:52:07,283 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 654 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:18,086 Hey. Is this your pig? 655 00:52:43,737 --> 00:52:45,196 Everybody up. Like we practiced. 656 00:52:45,279 --> 00:52:46,865 Motherfucker! 657 00:52:46,948 --> 00:52:48,825 Leave the rifles! Sidearms, now. Come on. Come on. 658 00:52:49,409 --> 00:52:50,410 Shit. 659 00:53:03,965 --> 00:53:04,966 Richard? 660 00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:07,093 Don't shush me. 661 00:53:11,097 --> 00:53:12,098 Richard. 662 00:53:14,518 --> 00:53:16,561 Easy. They'll hit the trips. 663 00:53:19,398 --> 00:53:20,399 Shit. 664 00:53:40,502 --> 00:53:41,836 Stop! Stop! 665 00:53:46,174 --> 00:53:47,467 Orwell! 666 00:53:47,551 --> 00:53:50,595 What the fuck! He was an innocent. 667 00:53:50,679 --> 00:53:52,389 How the hell did that get in here? 668 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:55,569 - You almost fucking shot me. - Well, I didn't, did I? Because... 669 00:53:57,311 --> 00:53:58,312 Hey, bitch. 670 00:54:29,926 --> 00:54:32,220 No. Snowball! No, no, no. I didn't... 671 00:55:28,818 --> 00:55:29,819 No, no, no. 672 00:55:39,913 --> 00:55:41,748 You hick. 673 00:55:43,667 --> 00:55:44,751 Goddamn. 674 00:55:55,429 --> 00:55:57,389 Hey, hey, hey. It's me. 675 00:55:57,931 --> 00:55:59,558 Thank you for all the help. 676 00:55:59,974 --> 00:56:02,101 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 677 00:56:02,811 --> 00:56:04,479 Come on. Give me a gun. 678 00:56:05,605 --> 00:56:08,066 Do you think you could find one? 679 00:56:12,487 --> 00:56:16,783 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 680 00:56:16,866 --> 00:56:18,117 What? 681 00:56:18,201 --> 00:56:21,830 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 682 00:56:21,913 --> 00:56:24,123 before you could ask him anything. 683 00:56:24,207 --> 00:56:27,544 And I thought, you know, now's your chance. 684 00:56:32,591 --> 00:56:34,258 Why are you doing this to us? 685 00:56:35,344 --> 00:56:37,637 Because Jesus told me to. 686 00:56:38,638 --> 00:56:40,098 Well, there's your answer. 687 00:56:40,181 --> 00:56:42,476 Hey. Hey. Come on. You can't just... 688 00:56:42,559 --> 00:56:43,768 She's a woman. 689 00:56:45,144 --> 00:56:46,480 Hey, miss... 690 00:56:47,522 --> 00:56:51,067 do you think you should be afforded mercy just because you're a girl? 691 00:56:52,736 --> 00:56:53,737 No. 692 00:56:55,113 --> 00:56:58,157 What the fuck is wrong with you? 693 00:57:00,034 --> 00:57:01,536 Don? 694 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:04,581 Don. Did you get her? 695 00:57:07,376 --> 00:57:08,460 Don! 696 00:57:11,087 --> 00:57:12,297 Don. 697 00:57:12,964 --> 00:57:16,009 Hey. Hey. 698 00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:18,637 What's going on? 699 00:57:19,721 --> 00:57:20,722 You one of them? 700 00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:22,641 What? No! 701 00:57:24,976 --> 00:57:26,853 You drop the gun and answer her. 702 00:57:29,105 --> 00:57:30,857 I'm not dropping my gun. 703 00:57:31,525 --> 00:57:33,860 Don, what's going on? 704 00:57:33,943 --> 00:57:34,944 Answer her. 705 00:57:36,029 --> 00:57:37,531 Who is this? 706 00:57:37,614 --> 00:57:40,199 You don't have to pretend anymore. She's figured it out. 707 00:57:43,161 --> 00:57:44,829 I don't know who the fuck that is. 708 00:57:44,913 --> 00:57:46,790 - Shoot her! - Drop the gun. 709 00:57:46,873 --> 00:57:48,375 Fucking shoot her, Don! 710 00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:50,209 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 711 00:57:50,294 --> 00:57:51,336 I'm on your side here! 712 00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:53,212 Just drop the gun. 713 00:57:58,968 --> 00:57:59,969 Don. 714 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,180 Is she hurt? 715 00:58:02,263 --> 00:58:03,848 Don's dead... 716 00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:07,977 because of me. 717 00:58:09,103 --> 00:58:11,105 Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 718 00:58:29,624 --> 00:58:31,668 I heard them call you a consultant. 719 00:58:32,419 --> 00:58:33,878 You trained these fuckers? 720 00:58:35,422 --> 00:58:36,423 Yeah. 721 00:58:37,424 --> 00:58:39,092 How much did they pay you? 722 00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:41,720 Nothing. 723 00:58:43,805 --> 00:58:45,307 I owed her a favor. 724 00:58:48,977 --> 00:58:50,645 And where is she? 725 00:58:50,729 --> 00:58:53,357 Why? You won. 726 00:58:55,108 --> 00:58:56,443 Just go home. 727 00:58:59,488 --> 00:59:04,326 Because I am, like... 728 00:59:10,624 --> 00:59:11,875 And... 729 00:59:13,835 --> 00:59:16,045 I work at a car rental company. 730 00:59:17,506 --> 00:59:19,466 And there is nowhere to put that. 731 00:59:20,384 --> 00:59:22,344 So maybe today... 732 00:59:23,470 --> 00:59:24,929 I can, like... 733 00:59:38,151 --> 00:59:39,611 So, where the fuck is she? 734 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,201 Okay! Okay. 735 00:59:47,285 --> 00:59:48,703 Sorry. Sorry. 736 00:59:48,787 --> 00:59:52,291 - Okay, okay, okay! Okay. - Sorry. 737 00:59:53,917 --> 00:59:55,710 - Three klicks northwest. - Northwest. 738 00:59:55,794 --> 00:59:58,338 - There's a gravel road to the Manor. - Road to the Manor. 739 00:59:58,422 --> 01:00:00,424 You have no idea what you're up against. 740 01:00:01,883 --> 01:00:02,884 She's... 741 01:00:03,635 --> 01:00:05,887 She's been training for eight months. 742 01:00:06,638 --> 01:00:08,640 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 743 01:00:08,723 --> 01:00:09,933 We'll see. 744 01:00:10,016 --> 01:00:11,017 You... 745 01:00:11,601 --> 01:00:12,602 you were in the service? 746 01:00:13,019 --> 01:00:15,063 Yes. 747 01:00:16,315 --> 01:00:18,274 Afghanistan. 748 01:00:18,942 --> 01:00:21,069 - Were you? - National Guard. 749 01:00:24,614 --> 01:00:25,865 So you were never in the shit. 750 01:00:27,909 --> 01:00:29,285 I'm in it now. 751 01:00:30,829 --> 01:00:32,539 That's a nice way of looking at it. 752 01:00:34,624 --> 01:00:35,625 Hey. 753 01:00:36,209 --> 01:00:37,836 Thank you for your service. 754 01:00:52,225 --> 01:00:53,643 Hello, Paul. 755 01:00:53,727 --> 01:00:55,437 Hey, Athena. Hi. 756 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,356 What are you doing in my office? 757 01:00:58,315 --> 01:00:59,691 Take a seat. 758 01:01:03,612 --> 01:01:05,196 Hello, Nicole. 759 01:01:05,279 --> 01:01:06,531 Athena. 760 01:01:08,157 --> 01:01:09,659 Have a seat. 761 01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:14,998 - Hi. - Hi. 762 01:01:15,415 --> 01:01:18,418 So, you're aware Martin's account got hacked last week, right? 763 01:01:18,502 --> 01:01:20,837 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 764 01:01:21,338 --> 01:01:23,757 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 765 01:01:24,799 --> 01:01:27,636 So you know how embarrassing it was for him. 766 01:01:27,719 --> 01:01:31,222 All the extramarital communiqués. 767 01:01:31,306 --> 01:01:35,268 I call it sending his wife's oncologist pictures of his cock. 768 01:01:35,352 --> 01:01:37,312 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 769 01:01:37,396 --> 01:01:39,731 There were texts and e-mails, 770 01:01:39,814 --> 01:01:43,026 and he said some extraordinarily critical things about the president. 771 01:01:43,109 --> 01:01:45,904 Well, last I heard, free speech still exists. 772 01:01:45,987 --> 01:01:48,782 Don't do that. Don't First Amendment me, please. 773 01:01:49,324 --> 01:01:51,368 It's not a country, it's a business. 774 01:01:52,285 --> 01:01:54,454 A business, and there are optics. 775 01:01:54,954 --> 01:01:56,289 You fired Martin. 776 01:01:56,373 --> 01:01:58,500 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 777 01:01:58,583 --> 01:01:59,959 - The team. - Yeah, the team. 778 01:02:00,043 --> 01:02:01,670 We have a team, our team. 779 01:02:01,753 --> 01:02:02,962 What's in the file, Nicole? 780 01:02:03,463 --> 01:02:04,964 Just a sec. 781 01:02:05,757 --> 01:02:07,634 Do you recall a text thread you had 782 01:02:07,717 --> 01:02:10,136 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others, 783 01:02:10,219 --> 01:02:12,472 December 17th at ten o'clock in the morning? 784 01:02:12,556 --> 01:02:15,684 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 785 01:02:18,061 --> 01:02:19,646 Go... go ahead, Nicole. 786 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,654 Martin. Did anyone see what our ratfucker-in-chief just did? 787 01:02:27,737 --> 01:02:31,032 Liberty. Yes. Day equals ruined. 788 01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:33,117 Peter. Infuriating. 789 01:02:33,201 --> 01:02:35,454 Athena. At least the hunt's coming up. 790 01:02:35,537 --> 01:02:40,041 Nothing better than going out to the Manor and slaughtering a dozen deplorables. 791 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:43,462 Miranda. We promised not to talk about 'The Manor' on text. 792 01:02:43,545 --> 01:02:45,755 Ted. Viva El Manor. 793 01:02:45,839 --> 01:02:48,049 Liberty. Deleting this thread. 794 01:02:50,885 --> 01:02:52,387 I get it. 795 01:02:54,013 --> 01:02:56,308 Are you aware there's an active group of people out there 796 01:02:56,391 --> 01:02:58,184 who believe this is a real thing? 797 01:02:58,267 --> 01:03:00,645 Believe what's a real thing? 798 01:03:00,729 --> 01:03:03,732 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 799 01:03:09,779 --> 01:03:11,365 Yeah? Not funny. 800 01:03:15,744 --> 01:03:18,955 Wh... wh... what? 801 01:03:19,038 --> 01:03:21,207 Yeah. Conspiracy websites are all over it. 802 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,167 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 803 01:03:23,251 --> 01:03:25,837 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 804 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,298 But anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 805 01:03:28,382 --> 01:03:30,675 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 806 01:03:30,759 --> 01:03:35,305 Manor? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 807 01:03:35,389 --> 01:03:37,181 It's a three-bedroom house. 808 01:03:37,265 --> 01:03:39,476 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 809 01:03:39,851 --> 01:03:40,852 Manor? 810 01:03:40,935 --> 01:03:43,021 - No. - Deplorables. 811 01:03:43,104 --> 01:03:45,524 It's... charged. 812 01:03:45,607 --> 01:03:47,734 Well, I initially typed fucking rednecks, 813 01:03:47,817 --> 01:03:49,611 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 814 01:03:49,694 --> 01:03:50,695 Hey, come on. 815 01:03:50,779 --> 01:03:53,281 What? What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 816 01:03:53,365 --> 01:03:55,325 Gun-clutching homophobes? 817 01:03:55,409 --> 01:03:56,618 Hey, stop, please. 818 01:03:56,701 --> 01:03:58,995 - Academically challenged racists? - Hey. Hey. 819 01:03:59,078 --> 01:04:00,664 What about tooth-deprived bigots? 820 01:04:00,747 --> 01:04:03,583 We have our best team at reputation management 821 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:07,086 flooding the search engines in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 822 01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:11,174 But even if by some miracle it doesn't, and I really don't see that happening, 823 01:04:11,257 --> 01:04:12,759 Martin did what he had to. 824 01:04:12,842 --> 01:04:14,969 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 825 01:04:15,053 --> 01:04:18,432 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 826 01:04:18,515 --> 01:04:20,266 Liberty exited her fund. 827 01:04:20,350 --> 01:04:21,476 I'm sorry. 828 01:04:22,894 --> 01:04:24,438 You gotta go. 829 01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:27,816 Paul. 830 01:04:28,692 --> 01:04:31,361 It was just a joke. 831 01:04:31,445 --> 01:04:33,447 One joke. 832 01:04:33,530 --> 01:04:35,824 - Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real. 833 01:04:35,907 --> 01:04:37,659 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 834 01:04:38,952 --> 01:04:41,996 I really do, but this... 835 01:04:44,291 --> 01:04:46,042 idea is out there, 836 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:49,087 and these people believe it, and they're not going away. 837 01:04:55,176 --> 01:04:56,803 What people? 838 01:04:56,886 --> 01:04:58,513 Sorry? 839 01:04:58,597 --> 01:05:04,853 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 840 01:05:05,729 --> 01:05:08,732 What fucking people? 841 01:05:10,567 --> 01:05:15,279 Okay. This is gary4USA. He's got a podcast called The Confederate Files. 842 01:05:15,364 --> 01:05:17,782 He's a P-score 8.5. 843 01:05:17,866 --> 01:05:19,868 What... what does that P stand for again? 844 01:05:19,951 --> 01:05:21,411 Piece of shit. I vote in. 845 01:05:21,495 --> 01:05:22,496 - In. - Yeah, in. 846 01:05:22,579 --> 01:05:24,288 In? Another in. Okay. 847 01:05:24,539 --> 01:05:25,540 Gross. 848 01:05:25,624 --> 01:05:26,791 BigGameShane. 849 01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:29,210 Trigger warning. I'm sorry. I think the pic speaks for itself. 850 01:05:29,294 --> 01:05:30,420 - In. - He's an 8.8. 851 01:05:30,504 --> 01:05:33,214 - In. - Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 852 01:05:33,298 --> 01:05:35,258 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate. 853 01:05:35,342 --> 01:05:37,344 Christ. It's a gate now? 854 01:05:37,427 --> 01:05:39,471 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 855 01:05:39,554 --> 01:05:42,098 Listen, I wanna slaughter all of them just like everybody else here. 856 01:05:42,181 --> 01:05:44,643 But our military consultant says we gotta cap it out at 12. 857 01:05:44,726 --> 01:05:45,727 Why? 858 01:05:45,810 --> 01:05:48,480 It's our first time. Safety reasons, okay? 859 01:05:48,563 --> 01:05:50,607 Heavens. God forbid somebody gets hurt. 860 01:05:50,690 --> 01:05:52,859 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 861 01:05:52,942 --> 01:05:55,570 - Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? - In therapy. 862 01:05:55,654 --> 01:05:57,572 - Jesus. Again? - They lost everything, Richard. 863 01:05:57,656 --> 01:06:00,659 - They lost their jobs and reputations. - So did I, Miranda. 864 01:06:00,742 --> 01:06:04,287 But I'm dealing with it with drugs and alcohol like a normal person. 865 01:06:04,371 --> 01:06:08,082 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? No? Because I did. 866 01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:09,543 That was a blessing in disguise. 867 01:06:09,626 --> 01:06:11,961 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies... 868 01:06:12,045 --> 01:06:13,422 Next slide. 869 01:06:17,008 --> 01:06:19,636 - Jesus, Oliver! I don't think... - Listen, listen, listen. 870 01:06:19,719 --> 01:06:22,096 If we don't have at least one person of color in this, 871 01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,640 it is going to be problematic. 872 01:06:23,723 --> 01:06:26,435 I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 873 01:06:26,518 --> 01:06:28,687 - Isn't that a little problematic? - That was your idea. 874 01:06:28,770 --> 01:06:30,522 It was your idea. It was weird when you said it. 875 01:06:30,605 --> 01:06:34,233 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype 876 01:06:34,318 --> 01:06:36,152 - to let them just expose their biases. - Correct. 877 01:06:36,235 --> 01:06:38,259 Yeah, or we can just shoot them as soon as they grab their guns. 878 01:06:38,279 --> 01:06:40,198 They're not gonna know why we're killing them. 879 01:06:40,281 --> 01:06:41,616 Next slide. 880 01:06:43,993 --> 01:06:47,331 Okay. Justice4Yall. She's a 6.5. 881 01:06:47,414 --> 01:06:49,207 This is what she says... 882 01:06:49,291 --> 01:06:50,750 Fuck this bitch. 883 01:06:51,209 --> 01:06:53,962 Athena Stone murders innocent men and women... 884 01:06:54,045 --> 01:06:55,672 I don't need to hear more. 885 01:07:02,136 --> 01:07:03,680 That's our Snowball. 886 01:07:15,149 --> 01:07:16,943 Put your gun in the mailbox. 887 01:07:20,489 --> 01:07:21,948 Why the fuck would I do that? 888 01:07:22,031 --> 01:07:24,326 There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 889 01:07:26,536 --> 01:07:28,622 I could blow you up right now. 890 01:07:29,498 --> 01:07:31,165 But where's the fun in that? 891 01:07:32,376 --> 01:07:33,627 No guns. 892 01:07:33,710 --> 01:07:36,296 Put it in the mailbox, now. 893 01:09:22,819 --> 01:09:24,904 It's amazing to me. 894 01:09:24,988 --> 01:09:29,743 People go their entire lives without realizing the most simple, obvious truth. 895 01:09:31,536 --> 01:09:34,498 The only way to properly slice tomatoes... 896 01:09:35,665 --> 01:09:37,626 is with a bread knife. 897 01:09:41,129 --> 01:09:42,589 Did you kill Don? 898 01:09:44,674 --> 01:09:47,511 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 899 01:09:47,594 --> 01:09:49,220 Was he? 900 01:09:49,929 --> 01:09:51,055 Maybe. 901 01:09:51,848 --> 01:09:53,057 Maybe not. 902 01:09:56,436 --> 01:09:57,729 Who am I? 903 01:09:59,939 --> 01:10:03,610 Who... am... I? 904 01:10:04,235 --> 01:10:08,865 Lady, I don't know who you are. I just know that you're crazy. 905 01:10:08,948 --> 01:10:12,243 I am crazy. But I know I'm crazy. 906 01:10:12,327 --> 01:10:15,330 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 907 01:10:15,914 --> 01:10:19,584 So that just makes me really, really mad. 908 01:10:19,668 --> 01:10:20,669 Okay. 909 01:10:21,586 --> 01:10:23,422 So, who am I? 910 01:10:23,505 --> 01:10:27,509 Crystal May Creasey. 911 01:10:27,592 --> 01:10:30,845 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 912 01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:32,013 Fitting. 913 01:10:32,096 --> 01:10:33,640 Dropped out of school at 12, 914 01:10:33,723 --> 01:10:36,267 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 915 01:10:36,351 --> 01:10:38,144 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 916 01:10:38,227 --> 01:10:40,939 Your mother joined him soon after that. Overdose. 917 01:10:41,022 --> 01:10:43,775 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 918 01:10:45,485 --> 01:10:47,028 Romantic. 919 01:10:50,281 --> 01:10:51,825 You know, 920 01:10:51,908 --> 01:10:56,788 most people think that you should use cheddar in a grilled cheese. 921 01:10:57,664 --> 01:10:59,583 But I use Gruyère. 922 01:11:00,959 --> 01:11:03,252 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 923 01:11:04,629 --> 01:11:06,172 After your mom died, 924 01:11:06,255 --> 01:11:09,968 you bounced from part-time job to part-time job to welfare and back. 925 01:11:10,051 --> 01:11:12,721 More times than I could count, honestly. 926 01:11:12,804 --> 01:11:16,391 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 927 01:11:17,225 --> 01:11:18,226 Which is fine. 928 01:11:18,310 --> 01:11:21,855 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 929 01:11:21,938 --> 01:11:23,815 as much as it belongs to me. 930 01:11:24,691 --> 01:11:26,693 You fail, we pay. 931 01:11:27,527 --> 01:11:29,904 Eventually a cow falls on your head, 932 01:11:29,988 --> 01:11:31,948 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 933 01:11:32,031 --> 01:11:36,536 because you finally realize what a waste your life truly was. 934 01:11:37,286 --> 01:11:38,997 But not you, Crystal. 935 01:11:39,956 --> 01:11:43,335 You decided to go on the Internet and run your stupid mouth. 936 01:11:45,754 --> 01:11:48,632 Thirteen months ago, you posted this on a message board 937 01:11:48,715 --> 01:11:51,385 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 938 01:11:51,468 --> 01:11:54,053 I wanna make sure I get it exactly right. 939 01:11:57,223 --> 01:11:59,267 Fuck this bitch. 940 01:11:59,851 --> 01:12:04,356 Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 941 01:12:04,439 --> 01:12:07,025 The evidence is all there. 942 01:12:07,526 --> 01:12:11,279 T-H-E-I-R. 943 01:12:12,196 --> 01:12:16,910 Her manor, her travel records, and in case you were still on the fence, 944 01:12:16,993 --> 01:12:20,580 she fucking admitted to it in a text message. 945 01:12:21,748 --> 01:12:25,209 Admitted was all caps. 946 01:12:28,630 --> 01:12:30,340 That's all you have to say for yourself? 947 01:12:30,424 --> 01:12:34,135 Everybody you kidnapped and killed... 948 01:12:35,512 --> 01:12:37,514 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 949 01:12:37,597 --> 01:12:39,057 and put it on the Internet? 950 01:12:39,140 --> 01:12:41,935 No one busted us. We were joking. 951 01:12:42,018 --> 01:12:43,812 But you ignorami took it literally. 952 01:12:43,895 --> 01:12:48,317 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 953 01:12:48,983 --> 01:12:50,444 But you are. 954 01:12:50,527 --> 01:12:52,529 - What? - Hunting human beings for sport. 955 01:12:52,612 --> 01:12:53,905 - No. - Oh, yeah. 956 01:12:53,988 --> 01:12:56,032 It wasn't true. 957 01:12:59,285 --> 01:13:00,454 This is your manor, isn't it? 958 01:13:00,537 --> 01:13:03,039 It's not a fucking manor! 959 01:13:03,122 --> 01:13:05,792 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 960 01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:09,087 Right, but it's yours, and you're hunting people, so it's... 961 01:13:10,171 --> 01:13:11,172 it's true. 962 01:13:11,255 --> 01:13:16,803 Now. Now it's true because you made it true. 963 01:13:16,886 --> 01:13:20,264 You people, you take anything you want and you twist it around 964 01:13:20,349 --> 01:13:24,268 until it fits into your backwards fucking worldview. 965 01:13:24,686 --> 01:13:28,357 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 966 01:13:30,692 --> 01:13:32,361 This was your idea. 967 01:13:35,029 --> 01:13:36,155 Well... 968 01:13:37,866 --> 01:13:39,493 not my idea. 969 01:13:40,327 --> 01:13:44,706 I did not wanna mess up your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 970 01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:48,293 you done fucked up, lady. 971 01:13:50,754 --> 01:13:52,964 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 972 01:13:54,257 --> 01:13:57,344 There's another Crystal Mae Creasey back home. 973 01:13:59,012 --> 01:14:01,306 But she spells May with an E. 974 01:14:03,099 --> 01:14:05,977 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 975 01:14:06,060 --> 01:14:08,480 And my dad's an asshole, 976 01:14:08,563 --> 01:14:11,733 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 977 01:14:11,816 --> 01:14:13,360 And my mom... 978 01:14:17,364 --> 01:14:19,699 she's alive too. 979 01:14:23,787 --> 01:14:25,955 Can we call her? Let's call her right now. 980 01:14:26,039 --> 01:14:28,542 - Give me the phone. - No way. Do I look fucking stupid? 981 01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,544 Fine. I'll give you her number and you can call. 982 01:14:30,627 --> 01:14:32,086 - That's not gonna happen. - Yeah. 983 01:14:33,922 --> 01:14:36,090 You don't really care about the truth, do you? 984 01:14:36,174 --> 01:14:40,970 Of course I do. The only difference is I'm right. 985 01:14:43,432 --> 01:14:44,849 Hey, maybe. 986 01:14:46,893 --> 01:14:47,894 Maybe not. 987 01:14:50,104 --> 01:14:52,399 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven 988 01:14:52,482 --> 01:14:54,108 or can we fucking get on with it? 989 01:15:25,724 --> 01:15:27,016 That was good. 990 01:16:04,513 --> 01:16:05,514 No! 991 01:16:19,528 --> 01:16:20,820 Hey, Crystal. 992 01:16:25,659 --> 01:16:26,660 Fuck! 993 01:16:27,869 --> 01:16:29,871 You need a gun now, bitch? 994 01:16:29,954 --> 01:16:31,706 That's fucking cheating! 995 01:17:00,193 --> 01:17:02,111 Fuck you! 996 01:18:02,381 --> 01:18:03,840 One second. 997 01:18:28,323 --> 01:18:29,783 No more glass. 998 01:19:23,295 --> 01:19:24,296 I got you. 999 01:20:09,466 --> 01:20:10,467 Hey. 1000 01:20:11,635 --> 01:20:12,969 I got you too. 1001 01:20:16,348 --> 01:20:18,182 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1002 01:20:25,106 --> 01:20:26,900 Why did you call me Snowball? 1003 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:33,197 It's a reference to George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1004 01:20:35,158 --> 01:20:36,868 He's a pig. 1005 01:20:37,786 --> 01:20:38,787 Yeah. 1006 01:20:39,413 --> 01:20:41,039 But why am I Snowball? 1007 01:20:43,417 --> 01:20:45,669 Snowball is an idealist. 1008 01:20:47,796 --> 01:20:49,673 He wants to make the world a better place. 1009 01:20:49,756 --> 01:20:53,593 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1010 01:20:54,511 --> 01:20:55,887 turn him into the enemy. 1011 01:20:58,723 --> 01:21:00,559 I think you should be Snowball. 1012 01:21:02,811 --> 01:21:05,188 You read Animal Farm? 1013 01:21:06,398 --> 01:21:07,899 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1014 01:21:11,945 --> 01:21:12,946 Can I... 1015 01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:15,949 ask you a question? 1016 01:21:18,577 --> 01:21:21,287 Are you Justice4Yall? 1017 01:21:22,831 --> 01:21:24,916 I mean, come on. 1018 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,960 We're both dead. 1019 01:21:27,669 --> 01:21:29,003 So just tell me. 1020 01:21:29,713 --> 01:21:32,299 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1021 01:21:34,718 --> 01:21:37,679 No, ma'am, you did not. 1022 01:21:44,769 --> 01:21:45,770 Whoops. 1023 01:22:37,656 --> 01:22:41,785 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1024 01:22:41,868 --> 01:22:45,955 To keep the man you love satisfied 1025 01:22:46,039 --> 01:22:50,168 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1026 01:22:50,251 --> 01:22:54,213 To keep the one you love by your side 1027 01:22:54,298 --> 01:22:58,217 A woman's work is never done 1028 01:22:58,302 --> 01:23:02,431 Even if it stops, it goes on and on 1029 01:23:02,514 --> 01:23:06,518 We work our fingers to the bone 1030 01:23:06,601 --> 01:23:10,522 Gotta be home every time he'd phone 1031 01:23:10,605 --> 01:23:14,901 Sometimes the goin' Gets a little tough 1032 01:23:14,984 --> 01:23:18,905 It's seems our best ain't good enough 1033 01:23:18,988 --> 01:23:23,618 Keeps you losin' sleep Seven days a week, yeah 1034 01:23:23,702 --> 01:23:27,831 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1035 01:23:27,914 --> 01:23:31,751 To keep the one you love by your side 1036 01:23:31,835 --> 01:23:35,630 Do all you can And though he seems ungrateful 1037 01:23:36,590 --> 01:23:38,508 - Hey there. - Oh, shit. 1038 01:23:38,592 --> 01:23:39,634 The... 1039 01:23:40,719 --> 01:23:43,888 assholes you work for tried to kill me. 1040 01:23:44,848 --> 01:23:46,600 So I killed them instead. 1041 01:23:47,684 --> 01:23:49,268 Now I wanna go home. 1042 01:23:51,438 --> 01:23:52,981 That gonna be a problem? 1043 01:23:53,732 --> 01:23:55,400 - Certainly not, ma'am. - No. 1044 01:23:56,818 --> 01:23:59,153 May I... may I pour that for you? 1045 01:23:59,237 --> 01:24:00,238 Yeah. 1046 01:24:10,582 --> 01:24:11,833 How about a snack? 1047 01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,877 We have fantastic caviar. It's osetra. 1048 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,211 Yeah. 1049 01:24:15,295 --> 01:24:16,505 You got it. 1050 01:24:25,722 --> 01:24:26,848 You ever had caviar? 1051 01:24:28,224 --> 01:24:30,435 No. I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1052 01:24:30,977 --> 01:24:32,771 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1053 01:24:35,607 --> 01:24:37,359 Dig in. 1054 01:24:46,701 --> 01:24:48,119 How... how is it? 1055 01:24:52,874 --> 01:24:55,126 It's fucking great. 74543

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