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You got any room on that couch?
You got a naked girl coming right at you.

Bring it on.
Go on.

Go on.

Come here, you little monkey.
Will you please get her dressed?

Let's clean up before
Bama gets here.

I don't want her telling me
I'm a lousy housekeeper.

Oh, shoot. I gotta get ready.
We're supposed to be at the bank.

Why do you have
to go to the bank?

Because we need money
for stuff, like your braces.

But I don't want braces.
I want a video game player.

Charlie, your mama's gonna tell you
something true.

No matter what you choose to do or be,
life is easier if you're pretty.

It does a girl no good
to be good at video games.

Knock, knock. Hey, y'all.
Hi, Mama.

Hey, Bama.
Hey, Bama.

It's hotter than a fur coat
in Marfa out there.

Guess you're just gonna let them
watch TV all day.

Oh, Mama, please don't start.
I'm trying to get ready.

Hey, Mama, that laundry was folded.
It will be when I get through.

Hi, Bama.

Jenna. One, two. Whoo!

I'm so glad to see you.
Give Bama a great big kiss right there.

Look how big you're getting.
How's it going, Cassie?

Well, I'm a two-pack-a-dayer trying to
quit smoking, that's how it's going.

You know what gum
with nicotine tastes like?

Gum with nicotine.

How's the knee?

Oh, doesn't work
and keeps me up all night.

Sounds like my last two husbands.
Heh.

What are you gonna do
if the bank turns you down?

No idea.

Well, it ain't a sin to be poor,
but it's damned inconvenient.

Well, what do y'all think?

You're either a magician or twins.

Mama, you look pretty.
You sure do.

It's gonna be harder for the banker
to turn you down in that outfit.

That's what I'm counting on.
Like you said, 'Use it until you lose it.'

Heck, I've lost it
and I'm still using it.

What smells like pumpkin pie?
Oh, it's me.

These scientists did a test and
figured out that the smell of pumpkin

brings blood How to a man's you-know-what
faster than anything else.

Where'd you hear that?
I read it in some woman's magazine.

August 2006 issue.
Reese Witherspoon was on the cover.

Rex, come on, we gotta scoot.

Babies, be good to your Bama.

Bye, Mama.
Bye, Mama.

Owl Dang it.
I just broke my nail.

Sugar, no one's looking
at your nails.

Been married to you nine years,
I haven't gotten to your nails yet.

Come on.

Now, Sam, don't slouch like you do.
Knockers up.

I am so nervous.
Yeah, me too.

Let me unbutton these.

Just in case he's gay.

Well, I did say 'whatever it hikes.”

Oh, baby, how did we get ourselves
into such an awful mess?

A lot of people asking
those questions these days.

Samantha Horton.

Hell's bells, I do not need Carol
Reed telling me how perfect her life is.

Hey, I dumped her for you.
You got the big prize.

Don't tell her
why we're here.

Hey, Carol. Hi.
It's been forever.

Don't you look pretty.

I do believe you were wearing that
same dress the last time I saw you.

Well, aren't you observant.

Jim and I were just here
on business,

but tomorrow we're off to Hawaii
and then we're going to New York

to do a little shopping.

We all got to stimulate
the economy, right?

Bless your heart,
always thinking of others.

Bye-bye.

Y'all travel safe.
Will do.

Bye.

Mrs. Horton, Mr. Horton,
please have a seat.

Thank you.

Well, we're here about,
uh, this letter.

Well, I'd say
it's a bit more than a letter.

This is a notice of intent
to foreclose.

Yes, and we know we're
seriously behind in our payments,

but the rates
suddenly jumped so high-

As adjustable rates do.

Mr. Sweeny, it's like I was trying
to tell you on the telephone,

my physical therapy job
just got phased out

and Rex here, well,
he hurt his knee so bad

that he had to quit his
construction job and get surgery.

We're just trying to pay back
the medical bills.

The heeling's been
e whole let slower than I'd hoped.

I sympathize, but mortgage payments
must be maintained-

It's not just about the mortgage.
We're strapped.

Completely.

Getting dinner on the table, it's hard.
We need more time.

But, Mrs. Horton,
I can't really give you-

You can call me Sam.

Sam.

That's an interesting scent
you're wearing.

You like it?
Very much.

But, uh, there's nothing I can do.

With the current financial situation,

this bank must hike a zero-tolerance
position on non-payment.

But what about the government
hailing you out to help us out?

Where's the help?

All I can tell you

is that unless we receive payment
on the 15th of this month,

foreclosure proceedings will begin.

And we'll lose our home.
Yes.

That is what foreclosure means.

I'm sorry.
No, you're not.

Not really.

Even though
you're plenty at fault here too.

The day we met you,

you told us that a subprime
ARM loan made good sense

and not to worry
about rate adjustments

because we would be able
to refinance before the loan resets.

Then you told us it would be
'advantageous

for us to enhance our income statement to
help facilitate the approving process.”

Those were your words, exactly.

Now, I don't think any of us
remembers exactly what was said.

She does.

You were wearing a
black-and-gray coat,

with a taupe shirt
and a cream tie.

It had a quarter-sized
hot sauce shin on it.

You were worried because you were
getting ready to take your photo ID.

There's the tie
and there's the shin.

Now, what exactly
don't I remember, exactly?

Like I said.

At least you got a month's extension.
It's something.

Is it? What's gonna make it better
next month?

Chocolate milk shakes
and cheese fries.

That will make it better
for about five minutes, but I'll take it.

Here's my application.

I know you guys aren't hiring, but if you
could have the manager keep that on file?

Thanks.
You're really desperate, huh?

I would join the Army
if I could wear heels.

We'd hire you at the bar if we could.
I know you would.

There's nothing promising for Rex
Not a thing.

Nobody's even hiring.

If there were any construction jobs, they're
not gonna go for a guy with a bum knee.

Gosh, this must be killing him.
You know men and pride.

Men are complicated.

No, they're not. Men are easy.

”I'm thirsty,” ”I'm hungry,” ”I'm horny.”
That's men.

Although not necessarily
in that order.

You guys, I never thought I'd
say anything quite as sappy

as 'it was not supposed
to turn out this way,” but it wasn't.

When they were scouting Rex for UT, I already
had the drapes picked out for the pool house.

You weren't crazy.

Handsome white running back
is worth his weight in gold.

I just thought we were gonna be the
next Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn.

Then he got knocked down.
You got knocked up.

Yeah.

Hey, wait a minute.
Here's something.

'Kind Touch Health Spa.
Licensed massage therapists.”

I'm licensed.

I don't know how you do that,
touching stranger's bodies.

It's just skin.
It makes them feel better.

Doesn't say they're hiring,
but it's worth a call.

It's all the way in Lareena.
It's more than an hour's drive.

Well, there's nothing here.

You were smart to go
and become a lawyer.

My mom said
I was too pretty for law school.

My mama said I was too skinny
to get a husband.

My mom said to always wear lipstick,
even if you're just going to the market.

Well, to Texas moms.

Texas moms.
Texas moms.

Your usual time, you little devil.

Okay, I've got to go now.

All right, bye-bye.

Hi, there. Can I help you?
Hi.

My name's Samantha Horton, and I called
about the massage therapy interview?

Oh, that's right.

Here's my resume.
Hi.

Hi there. Well, I'm Jacie.
Hello.

And this here is my partner, Doreen.

Good morning.
Gosh, you are a pretty little thing.

Thank you.
And I can spot a pageant smile.

What did you win?
I was Miss Bixby Hills.

Runner-up, Miss Piedmont.
I dropped my baton.

Well, I entered in Miss Texas,

but then I got pregnant and married.
Now I got three kids.

I'm dying to have babies.
You were smart to start young.

I'm trained in shiatsu,
and deep tissue,

but I can pretty much do any
kind of massage y'all want.

Well, look at you.

I'm a real fast learner,
and I'm just desperate for a job.

Can you start tomorrow?

Really? That's it?

Pretty much, baby.

Thank you.

Who's starving?
I could eat a buttered monkey.

Yay! Breakfast for supper.

Yeah, we're celebrating
Mama's new job.

So now I can play Hag football?

Flag football is way down on the list
of things we need to be paying for.

Please?
Brady, it's like $100 just to register.

Then there's the team photo and equipment.
And what if you break your glasses?

But-
Conversation is over.

Hey, hon,
I didn't hear your motorcycle.

That's because I sold it.

Rex, you loved that thing.

Yeah, I kind of like
having electricity too.

Baby, I know that wasn't easy.
Good riddance.

You know what doctors call them?
Donor-cycles.

Are we rich now?
No.

Hey, sweetheart, what's it
like at that Kind Touch Health Spa?

What's it like?
Oh, no, a bee.

Watch out, Brady,
they can smell your fear.

Hey. Mama.
It's all right, I got it.

You know what, it was real nice.
Rich clients, big tips.

Yeah?

Maybe I should ditch my job
at the salon

and come rub some backs
with you.

Unless they're mole-y or hairy.
Woman, you wax hoo-has.

Yeah, I remove the hair,
but I don't mess with it.

What's hoo-has?
Nothing.

Daddy, what is a hoo-ha?

Camptown ladies sing this song

Hoo-has, hoo-has

Camptown track is Eve miles long

Oh, hoo-he day

Hi. Here I am.

Oh, hey, honey. Welcome.

Why don't you come on back
and meet the other girls, okay?

We got a bit of a lull right now,

but when that Cowboys-Redskins game
is done, we are gonna be plenty busy.

Come on.

Okay.

All right.

Here we go.

Okay, ladies, say hi to Sam.

Hey, honey, welcome back.
Hi.

Okay, now, just real quick,
I started this business 15 years ago.

I wanted to be a novelist,
and I still do,

but this pays the bills
a whole lot better.

Doreen used to be a dancer.

Well, cruise ships mostly,
but some dinner theatre.

Now, she's been partners
with me for 10 years.

Isn't that right?
Yeah.

Tanya's been with us for-
Six.

Six, that's right, and she is also
an amazing tattoo artist.

Oh, and this here is Emma,
our barely-legal-looking newbie.

How long you been here, sweetie?
Uh, two months today.

So nice.

Hey, hon, you got a client in 4,
why don't you scoot on over.

All right.
Okay.

And you're all licensed
massage therapists?

Sure, yeah, we all have licenses,
and we all give massage.

It's a teensy bit more than that.
What do you mean?

Well, like my writing teacher
always says:

'Why don't you show me,
not tell me?'

Come on over here,
I'll show you.

Let me just
get these open here.

Hi, Richard.

This is one of those two-way jobs,

you know, like they have
in all the cop shows.

How are you doing?
Pretty good.

How are you?
I'm great.

Oh, I love that SVU.

I think Mariska Hargihy,
she's just darling.

And her mama is Jayne Mansfield,
so you know those breasts are real.

Now, for safety, we always bring
the first-time clients into this room.

It's above board, nobody does
anything they're not comfortable with.

You understand?

Wow.

You understand?

Yeah, I guess.

Okay.

What am I gonna do now?

I guess that's why they didn't
show me around the first day.

Wanted to ease me into it.

Guess I'll have to find something else,
or maybe Rex will get a job

or maybe that lottery ticket I've got in
my purse has three good numbers on it.

Hey, Dee, what's up?

It's Rex. You kind of need
to come pick him up.

He's in no condition to drive.

You know how it gets in here
when the Cowboys lose.

I'm on my way.

Dee, isn't it hard being
on your feet in your condition?

I'm used to it.

Heck, four kids in five years,
it feels weird when I'm not pregnant.

And it's good for business.

Behind the bar,
the big boobs keep them here,

and at closing time she comes out
and the belly sends them home.

Ha, ha, ha. Fair enough.

Stupid.

Where is he?
He's cleaning up in the john.

We'll help him get into the truck.
Yeah, he's gonna need it.

I can walk, man, I can walk.
Dude, you can't walk.

Rex had a rough day, Sam.

And your mom took the kids, told
him to come blow off some steam.

Yeah, well, good idea, Mom.

Thank you, Phil.
Sure thing.

Take care of my boy.

So I heard you got a job.

That one in Lareena, right?

That's so awesome.

Yeah, I don't think
that's gonna work out.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Sometimes I wish
I could just start all over again.

Come on, this isn't you.

You're Samantha Dale Horton.

You're the prettiest girl
this town has ever seen,

and you always get
what you want.

Besides, I've spent too many years
being jealous of you

to feel sorry for you now.

You'll figure this out.

I am so sure of it.
I wish I was.

Hey, I love you.
Love you.

You call me tomorrow.
Okay.

Well, folks, if you moved to Texas...

Damn it, Rex, we're
almost out of gas.

We're looking at temperatures
in the 90s all week long,

possibly hitting triple digits
by the weekend.

Dang gas guzzler.

You look good.
Well, you sure don't.

What were you thinking?

Look, I spent all day standing
outside of Kyle's Lumber Lot

with the other day laborers
trying to pick up some odd job

that would pay enough for me
to sign up my son for flag football.

Rex.

Hon, the whole day,

I'm watching people we know
coming out of that store,

and I could see it on their faces.

'Look how far the football hero
has fallen.”

I'm sorry.

I had a bad day too.

Stupid gas-guzzling piece of junk.

Declined.

Rex, where's your wallet?

It's, uh...

It's in my pocket.

A dollar?

Damn it, Rex,
this is not what I signed up for.

This is America.

A girl this pretty,
she's not supposed to be poor.

I'm sorry, I know that sounds
all braggy and unfair and awful,

but you know what? It's true.

You know what? Dee was right.

She was right. I am Sam Horton.

I am Sam Horton,
and I do not let life get me down.

I do what I have to do,

and I don't get defeated.

Rex.

Jacie?

Hi, it's Sam.

Sam Horton.

I'm so sorry that
I walked out on y'all today.

I'll see you tomorrow.

A-V-O-I-D.

Avoid.

Vacuum.

V-A-C-U-U-M.

Vacuum.

Good. Now tableau.
Tableau. T-A-

So now can I go out for Hag football?
No.

It's not T-A?
No, I was talking to Brady.

You want an apple or an orange?
Orange.

Please?
No.

B-L-E-A-U. Tableau.

Perfect.

You're gonna do fine.
We're all gonna do fine.

Everything's gonna be fine.

There's nothing to be scared of,
I mean it.

Sorry. It's Mama's first day at work,
and I can't pick you up at school,

so to say I'm sorry, I put two
desserts in both your lunches.

Wow, your new job's great.

Come on, scoot.

I'm sitting behind Mama.
No, you aren't.

You went last time.
Mama.

You know, and I pride myself
on running a safe, clean business.

We provide a reliable service
at reasonable rates.

We're like Dairy
Queen, except not fattening.

We are open Saturday to
Thursday, noon to midnight,

but this being Friday, payday,
we start early

and stay till the last one leaves.

It's real important that I work only
when my kids are at school.

Oh, that's fine.
We do a huge lunch crowd.

All the outfits are
in a room in the back,

but each of these rooms
have everything you need.

There's condoms and oils
and such.

Oh, and drinks and Viagra
are on the house.

You give away Viagra?
It pays for itself.

The little blue pill
keeps us in the black.

We were worried
when the economy tanked,

but turns out that this is the most
recession-proof business there is.

And what about the police?

Oh, well, let's just say doughnuts ain't
the only thing they're getting for free.

Alrighty, let's get you
on in the back room,

because everybody's here
on Friday.

Alrighty.

Now, for everyone's protection,
none of us uses a real name.

Doreen is Sugar,
Emma wants to be called Salome.

She won't do anything that's
not mentioned in the Bible.

Lucky for us, that's not all limiting.
Tanya is Margarita.

Unless the guy's into Asian
chicks, then I'm Sake.

That's right, and I'm Big Mama.
I do mostly fetish stuff.

I got me some kick-ass feet.

So you, I think,

we are gonna call you Brandy.

Because you look like
you go down real smooth.

Brandy, okay.

Now, like you saw yesterday,
we screen everybody upfront,

but if you got any problems at all,
you holler. All right?

You know how to use a gun, baby?
No.

I'll teach you.

Tanya used to be a bounty hunter.
It's crazy.

Anyway, you got any questions?
No, I just feel like I might be sick.

First time's the hardest.

It's like the first time
you kill someone. It gels easier.

This was always easy for you,
come on.

What can I say? I love sex.

I'm getting paid to do
something I love.

That is such a blessing.
Right?

You know, the work is what it is.

You got to get into
your own headspace on that,

but at the end of the day...

Beats the hell out of waitressing.

Nine a.m. Well, it is Friday,
that's for sure.

Okay, girls.

This will help some.

I'm still getting used to it.

You don't even look old enough
to drink.

What brought you here?

I ran away from home
to try out for American Idol,

but they said I wasn't ready yet.

So I'm saving money
for a singing coach.

You can't get home?

My family's Pentecostal.

They're not real supportive
of my Hollywood ambitions.

I kind of liked being all rebellious
at first, but now,

I don't know.

The money's good,

but God's always watching,
you know?

I really did not need that thought
in my head right now.

Emma, honey, you're Room 1,
and, Sam, you're in Room 4.

There's some pretty little outfits
beck there for you, okay?

Oh, that feels really good, honey.
Mm-mm-mm.

Well, thank you.

So where you from?

Am I supposed to answer that?
No.

Sorry, I'm just kind of nervous.
It's my first time.

Not massaging, but, you know...
Really?

Yeah, me too.
Oh.

Well, now, look at us,
two peas in a pod.

So are you married?
Yeah.

That's why I'm here.

What the hell?
Well, that wasn't respectful.

This may be my first time,

but I'm pretty sure you're not
supposed to hit me.

A man is not supposed to
put down his wife.

When was the last time
you told her she was beautiful?

I don't know, but-

Men, they fall in love
with their eyes,

but women,
we fall in love with our ears.

Ah.
You remember that I said that.

Oh.

Dang it. I am so sorry.

That's my phone.
I forgot to turn it off.

Oh, it's my daughter's school,
I need to hike this.

Hey. Hey, baby, what's up?

No, you didn't.

You won the whole spelling bee?
Well, with what word?

Diphthong?
Now, that's a hard word.

Do you know how to spell diphthong?
What?

Okay, you know what,
we're gonna celebrate tonight.

Mama loves you. Bye.

Can you believe that?

This isn't quite
what I imagined.

You know, your kid calling,
me hiking about my wife.

Maybe I should just-
Okay, please.

Please, you can't go.

Look, I really need this job, and-

Can I just have a do-over?
Huh?

I promise
that you'll leave here satisfied.

Because when I do something,
I do it right.

And you know what?

Maybe I can help you get a little bit
more of what you need at home.

Now, when was the last time

that you bought something special
for your wife?

I don't know. Uh- Uh-

On her birthday, I guess, but-

Okay, well, then, you need to get her
something for no reason.

And I'm not talking about flowers.

I mean something real fancy,
like an expensive watch.

I'm sorry, honey,
this is not what I paid for.

Lookit, this isn't quite
what I had in mind.

I know what you paid for.

You're a very pretty lady
and all, but I just-

It's kind of not the right feeling
I'm getting here somehow.

Okay, this is what you paid for.

You see all that money right there?
That's just from one day.

I mean, I gotta worry about the kids,
and the bills, and the house, right?

I mean, I'm only gonna do it
until we get ahead.

I can do this. It's gonna be fine.

And it's gonna be fine.

Ugh...

Oh, my God,
I'm gonna have to pull over.

Hey, Sam, what's up?
I need some girlfriend talk, right now.

Well, stop looking so shocked.

I'm sorry, Sam,
but this is my shocked face.

If you want me to look different, you might
need to say something less shocking.

I was just hoping
for a little sympathy.

Thought Pretty Women was
your favorite movie.

Oh, God, I love that movie.

When is Julia Roberts gonna make
another one that good?

Dee, focus.
Sorry.

I just needed somebody
to talk to.

I couldn't tell Laura,
she'd have me arrested.

And, God, please don't tell Phil.

Of course I won't tell Phil.

What wife tells her husband
that someone like you is available?

Oh, God, Sam, this is just-

I don't know.

Wow.

That's what I made today.

Holy sugar.
I'm not proud of it.

You know, you work in a bar,
you kind of stop judging people.

Just please be careful,
and the sooner you stop, the better.

I will. Thank you.

So, what's it like?

Well, to be honest, the thing they
want most is for you to lie to them.

They wanna know their guts are small
and their johnsons are big,

even if the truth
is sharing you right in the face.

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, God,
please tell me I'm not crazy.

It sounds like men aren't the only ones
who wanna be lied to.

You got that right.

You go home.

I gotta go tell my fat husband
he's hot.

Hey, everybody, I'm home.

Hey, babe.
Hey.

I made spaghetti.
I can see that.

Sorry I'm running a little bit late,
but I went shopping.

What did you get?
Let me see.

For the spelling champ.
Suzy Style Doll?

And for you.

Thank you.
Thank you, Mommy.

And I think that's for you.

Does this mean I can play football?
Yes, it does.

Yes!
Hey.

Go out for a pass.

Can we afford this?
We can now.

Oh...

I'll work with him.

Come here, buddy.

So, what exactly
does an actuary do?

Um, it's a little hard to explain.

You're gonna be fine.

It's beautiful.

This is why
you're my favorite customer.

I am?

This is why
you're my favorite customer.

Really? Me?

Mm-hm.

He just gave it to me
right out of the blue.

Well, whatever you
two want, it's on me.

Thanks, Sam.

Little girls'.
Be right back.

I know you're not supposed to say
it, but I just love having money.

Loving it maybe just
a little too much?

Dee, come on. You know I've always dreamt
of not having to look at price tags.

And Rex doesn't suspect anything?

I mean, the watch, the earrings,
the necklace?

What do you tell him?
That they're all fake.

Come on.
Men don't know from jewelry.

Well, that's the truth.

Know what's weird?
Nobody even wants an explanation.

It's like I'm Santa Claus.

Just as long
as I keep giving them presents,

they can see me searing
through the sky with flying reindeer.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

You awake?

Yeah.

I can't sleep.

Me too.

What's wrong?

It's just-

Look, I'm happy you're working,

and I'm trying to keep
some perspective on this,

but it's killing me that you're
the breadwinner and I'm not.

Baby.

No, I always said
that I'd protect you,

that I would hike care of you.

You want a massage?

No. You've been doing that all day.

Not to anyone who looks like you.

Yeah.

Hey.

I'm sorry about what happened
at the bar the other night. I mean it.

I love you.

I love you too, girl.

Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

Jim.
Sam.

What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?

What do you think I'm doing here?

Well, this is embarrassing.

Well, I won't tell if you won't tell.

There's nothing to tell.
Nothing happened. I know your wife.

So what? She's treats you like dirt.
Don't you wanna stick it to her?

Not by you sticking it to me.
Now, get on out of here.

Go.
All right.

Hurry up, hurry up.
Santa's been here.

Come on, Mama. Come on, Daddy.

Hurry up, you guys.

Wow. Santa brought all this?

This is way more
than last Christmas.

And I thought y'all
were spoiled before.

Slow down there, kids.

Remember, Christmas is more
than just about presents.

Yeah, right. Happy birthday, Jesus.

Well, that must have been
some Christmas bonus you got.

Not bad.

But don't you think
you're working a little too hard?

I'm starting to see lines
on that pretty face.

Mama.
Don't frown, it makes it worse.

I'm just saying you look tired, is all.

Well, don't all parents
look tired on Christmas morning?

Now, go look under that tree
for a little box with your name on it.

Something very sparkly inside.
Yes, ma'am.

Look at this.

Your present's outside.

Okay.
What?

What are you doing? What is this?
Open your eyes.

Surprise.
No, you didn't.

I did.

Oh, Sam, I don't
even know what to say.

I mean, thank you.

I got something for you,

but, wow, next to this...

Oh, what the heck.

Well, 'Rex Horton.
Trainee.”

It's an exterminating company

and the money's not great,

but did you know there are more rats
in east Texas than in New York City?

Sexy.

Don't even get me started
on cockroaches.

It's real good.
No, it's gross.

But it's a start.

Now stay tuned for
your local news, weather and sports.

Here's Jimmy.

Well, folks, if you moved
to Texas for the cool summon..

Ooh, there's a bunch
of guys out there.

Who knew this business
had a holiday rush?

A lot of lonely
people this time of year.

No, it can't be.

It can't be.
What?

What can't it be?

What is it?

It's the preacher from my church.

He's wearing the brown sweater
the choir gave him for secret Santa.

I picked out that sweater.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Are you okay?
I don't know.

Well, go on, then, get out of here.
But where?

I can't go home, and Idol auditions
aren't for another six months.

Baby, you can always go home.

As a parent, I always tell my kids-
Will you pray with me?

I gotta get back inside,
but you know what?

That Christian Fellowship Lodge,
it's right over there.

Say one for me, would you?

Excuse me?

So sorry to interrupt,

but I think God
wants me to tell you

what's going on
at that health spa across the way.

All right, all right, all right.

Hey. Hey, I made it.

I made it.

There's 20 seconds left.

You missed Brady's touchdown.
Brady?

Kid covering him
got stung by a bee.

Well, I'm sorry. It was my job.

I have a job too, Sam. I'm here.

All right, good game.
Hornets, come on, bring it in.

Bring it in.
Sam.

You okay?
Well, I just-

I can't believe
I missed Brady's touchdown.

Well, I'd love to say
there'll be many more,

but we both know I'd be lying.

Dee, I drove here so fast,
I almost got a ticket.

I swear, I'm doing everything I can to
keep it together, but it's too much.

So quit.
I can't.

Money's too good.
The house needs a new roof.

Rex is thinking about buying into
that company he's been working for.

I'll quit.

I will. I've got to.

I'm just so tired
of being tired all the time.

I scored a touchdown.
I scored a touchdown.

Brady. Oh, you got a touchdown.

I'm not scared of bees anymore.

I scored a touchdown.
I scored a touchdown.

Did you see me?
I did see you, yeah.

I can't wait.
I just can't wait for the finals.

I scored the winning touchdown.

Yeah.

Sam.

Sam, wake up, baby.

Sam.

Hm?

I guess I never heard the alarm.

I heard it way out in the garage.

Honey, this is nuts.

Last few weeks,
you've been wearing yourself out.

You gotta cut back on the hours.
I'm up.

I'm up.

Hey, have you seen Emma lately?
I haven't seen her since Christmas.

No, and I miss that little buttercup,
because it's so crazy around here.

I'll tell you what's crazy, me
sitting here bored and horny

while Sam's
got three rooms going.

Oh, well, don't go comparing
yourself to others, Tanya.

We all got our own strengths.

Though I gotta say,
Sam's been busy as popcorn.

Yeah.

Guys flying in from Germany
en private jets.

Guys buying her jewelry.

And three, three proposals.

That's gotta be like
some kind of record. Heh, heh.

I can't believe
it's almost 4:00.

Dang it.

Y'all, why is this always empty?

Sam, you got a new guy in 2,
and Number 4's still waiting.

Well, the last guy was in real estate,
and he wouldn't stop crying.

I'm sorry. Two seconds,
and I'll be right there.

Well, I'm sorry, but I gotta know.

What can she be doing
that we're not?

I mean, there's only so
many places to put things

and so many things
to put in them.

Pecan sandies with
crushed hazelnuts?

I can't believe you remembered.
Of course I did.

Your Aunt Julie used to make them
for you when you went to Alabama.

Amazing. My wife can't even
remember how I like my eggs.

Scrambled. With hot sauce.

Now, did Ruth-Ann
get that part?

What the what?

She wanted the princess role,
but got the funny fairy godmother.

Well...

you just tell her that the funny parts
are the ones everyone remembers.

Bingo.

Lay on down.
Yes, ma'am.

Brandy, you could have been killed.

Yeah, well, I'm just having
a hard time staying awake.

I can't have my favorite girl
falling asleep at the wheel.

Is that what I think it is?

It'll keep you going. Works for me.

Well, no offense,
but I've never even tried weed,

and I don't wanna do anything wrong
or highly illegal.

More than I'm doing right now.

Well, it's there if you need it.

See you next week, Brandy.

Looking forward to it.

Wake up, Mama.

Mama.

Wake up.

Mama.
Uh...

Hey. Mama's gonna turn in early.

Just brush your teeth
and say your prayers, okay?

But you can't sleep.

Tomorrow's the bake sale,
remember?

What?
We're raising money for the fur.

For the fur?
Yeah, it's a country that's in trouble.

Oh, you mean Darfur.

I guess.

The bake sale's a castle theme.

I come up with the idea.

Mama? Are you listening?

Yeah.

I'm up.

I'm up.

Okay, I can do this.

I'm a good mother.

This is what good mothers do.

All right.

'With the gray fondant
make castle turrets.

With the green fondant,
place pieces into the mountain

and with a piping-'

Wake up, Sam.

Oh, I'm tired.

Okay.

What does that say?

Well, what do y'all think?

Wow, Mama, it's perfect.
Wow.

You must have been up all night.
I was, but it's done.

And you can move the chocolate
drawbridge and the moat is fudge.

Okay, y'all get ready.

Hey.

You're a great mom.

Bye.

Sam, honey,
your next client's here.

He's got a flight to catch.

Hey, Sam, you okay?
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.

All right, doll.

It's really a
show you won't wanna miss.

The most memorable women
of the season dish dirt

and tell stories
that we want to hear.

Sam, you look thin.
Not again.

You've lost weight.
Yeah? You've gained weight.

Samantha Dale Horton.

You can comment on my weight,
but I can't comment on yours?

Because it's rude.
Yup, it is.

Wait a minute, he's about
to give her the flower.

I say he picks the one
with the bigger chest.

You say that every year.

And I'm gonna keep saying it
until I'm wrong.

Mama, are you gonna get
more Coke?

What did you just say?
I want one too.

I'll hike a beer.
Can I please just go to the bathroom?

She okay, you think?

She gets that
from my people.

The women got bladders
the size of peas.

Hey, Brandy.

Hey, you gotta help me.

I'm out, and I'm desperate.

It's gonna hike me a few days.

My guy's out of town.

Okay, well, can't you just call him?
Or someone else, please?

I'll make it worth your while.

Well, darling, now we're talking.

Yeah, I got it.

Sample, Waiting Room 1, got it.

But, Mama, I don't want to.

Well, you're gonna have to.
That's how doctors look for stuff.

Like what?

I don't know, the kind of
stuff they find in your pee.

But I don't have to go.
You're gonna have to try.

I can't.
Yes, you can.

I can't.
I'll turn on the water.

That doesn't help. I can't.
Try.

Stop saying it! Do you hear me?
Stop it.

Stop saying it! Stop saying it!
Stop saying it!

Okay, Mama, I'll do it. I'll try.

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Mama's just having
a bad day, okay?

Go on out to the waiting room.
I'm gonna be right there.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Not tonight.

I just can't.

You okay, Brandy?

The last few weeks,
you seem kind of different.

Yeah, sure, baby, I'm fine.

You want anything special today
or just the usual?

No, the usual's just fine, Brandy.

Hey, remember I was telling you
that my in-laws are in town?

Yeah, Aline and Tim
from Chattanooga.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, they get here and-

You mind if we just
get this going?

A little less talking?
I guess so.

I got a session in here.

Session's over, ma'am.
Cuff them.

Well, her, anyway.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.

Police!
Get down!

What the heck is going on here?
Y'all have been fine with us for years.

Yeah, one of you's been
real fine with us.

Listen, Jacie, we don't like this
any better than you do.

Oh, is that right?

We got meth labs
popping up all over town.

We wanna occupy ourselves with a couple
of old boys getting happy endings?

It's hilarious, isn't it?

You call your sergeant right now,
and you tell him to put a stop to this.

Yeah, and tell him Doreen says hi.

This is coming from way above him.

The media got here before we did.

We have orders to search
the premises.

Search away,
ain't gonna find nothing.

We got this.

Come on, now.
Come on.

Carry that thing, son.

Don't go out of bounds, cut upfield.

You played with him
at UT, right?

Yeah. He didn't used to be
contact-shy.

We interrupt this
program to bring you breaking news

of e police raid currently in progress
in Lareena-

They better have just got
Saddam Hussein.

They already got him, idiot.
Well, then the other one, then.

As you can see,
going on behind me right now

is a major bust of an alleged
prostitution and drug ring.

Apparently, there has been
e months-long surveillance probe

conducted by Mayor Summerlin.

All pert of her campaign promise
to bring law and order to Lareena.

Summerlin is in
a very tight re-election race

and no doubt
she hopes an event like this

will help to put her over the edge.

Now we can see the police are starting
to bring out some of the alleged johns.

The poor bastards.

Ho-ho-ho.
What, do they charge by the pound?

You don't have to shake
the sheets to find her.

The name of the establishment
is the Kind Touch Health Spa,

but locals here say
they've long known that...

Oh, my gosh.

Phil, turn that off now.

-becoming quite e show
for the whole neighborhood.

We'll keep you updated.

Okay, now we're talking.

Shut up.

-along with the alleged prostitutes.

Of course,
they will be held separately.

The big question tonight is-

Hey, Rex, she looks kind
of like your wife, doesn't she?

I said, shut up.

We do hope to hear from the mayor
end the police chief for more details.

They'll be holding
a press conference

and of course wow bring that to you
as .soon as it happens.

I knew it would end like this.
Dee, please.

No, you bail someone out of jail,
you get to talk.

At first, you did it to save your family,
I get that, but then it was for you.

You threw your whole life away

for what's on your ears
and around your neck.

You're home.

Oh, what did I do?

What am I supposed to say to him?

How am I gonna fix this?

I don't know.

Maybe some things can't be fixed.

Rex, I'm so sorry.

I know that I've really
messed things up,

and I'll do just about anything
to make it right.

So just look at me.

Talk to me.

Yell at me, swear at me, hit me,
I don't care.

All night,
I've been thinking about something.

That summer after graduation?

You and me going-

Going to the vet
to put Barney down.

I loved that dog too.

And we get there,

and we're sitting in the parking lot
holding that old dog between us,

petting him,
him loving the attention...

and both of us knowing
it's his last day of life.

And then you sang to him.

That Beatles song.

'In My Life.'

And then I-

I couldn't do it.

I couldn't go in.

And you took him,

and you carried him in...

and you held him...

till he died.

You did that for me.

And any time things got tough
with us, I'd think of that day,

and I'd think of that girl.

And now when I think of you,
it's gonna be this.

Winner of the
1999 Miss Bixby Beauty Pageant

is Samantha Dale.

Mama?

Thank you, Eric.

Hey, what are you doing up?

I heard the TV.

Well, I'm sorry I woke you.
Come here.

You're watching
your pageant video.

Yeah.

I like the part where you say
what you'd tell the president to do

to fix the Middle East.

Did you ever tell the president?

No.

Oddly enough, he decided
not to consult Miss Bixby Hills

about international relations.

Why are you
watching this?

Just revisiting a time in my life

when I felt like
I was doing everything right.

You look sad.

Do you want me to sing to you,
like you do when I'm sad?

I think if you did that,
I just might fall apart.

You're sweet, though.

Then should I go back to bed?

In a minute.

Do you think they're gonna
let me wear makeup in jail?

I'll try to smuggle you some.

Thank you for helping me.

I'm your friend.

I haven't been
a very good friend lately.

Well, friendship
isn't quid pro quo.

Wow, you are a lawyer.

What's your mom say about all this?

"It's the reason you have more than one kid.
So you can ditch the screw-ups.”

That sounds like your mom.

All right, let's get down
to business.

It seems this whole thing was orchestrated
by the mayor's re-election team.

They're trying to position her
as the champion of traditional values.

How did she even find out
about us?

Know someone by the name
of Emma Hollings?

Oh, my God.

She went
to some religious group.

Christian Fellowship Lodge.
That's it.

She found a lot of old people with
time on their hands and cell phones.

They bombarded the police with calls,
they got nowhere.

Took it to city hall, where the mayor
decided it was divine intervention.

I sent her there. This is all my fault.

They're looking to charge you
with felony promotion of prostitution

and possession of cocaine.

You're looking at two years.

Oh, my God.

Are you still using?

No. Never again.

I feel like dog crap.

Well, you're gonna feel agitated,
depressed.

I mean,
the works for a few months,

and then, honestly, periodic
cravings for the 10 next years.

Guess the first two years
will be while I'm in jail.

Well, maybe not.

I think we can use this election
to our advantage.

Don't they wanna look tough
on crime?

But what they want more
is publicity.

The more attention that Summerlin
can get from this, the better for her.

The more we help her,
the more likely she is to help us.

And the best way to get attention is
if we have good names to give.

Did you have any clients

that were prominent members
of the community?

Well, yeah, but I don't wanna hurt
any of those guys.

Well, I can't worry about them,
I'm representing you.

Besides, all the johns ever get
is a slap on the wrist.

There's personal
and professional embarrassment,

but they do more sleeping
on the couch than jail time.

I just don't know.

Well, fine.

Go to jail.
Don't see your kids for two years.

Okay, tell me what you need.
That's better.

And what about the girls?

Is this gonna reduce their jail time?
It might.

I know it's a cash business and your
clients used a lot of fake names, but-

Not with me, they didn't.

I need some good names, Sam.

Truckers and frat boys
ain't gonna do a thing for us.

We need our Eliot Spitzers
and Tiger Woods.

What about a circuit court judge?

You're kidding me. Who?

Charlie Ocko.

Dark hair, 6'4',
graduated cum laude from-

I know who he is.

I had a crush on him for years.

Well?

Let's just say sometimes small things
come in big packages.

Let's just stick
to what we can use in court, shall we?

This is great.

I need you to write down anyone else
you can think of.

I'm gonna need a lot more paper.

What about the cuddle guy?
Cuddle guy?

Davis P. Lowell.

Hedge fund manager, 44.
Three kids, Karen, Kathy and Keily.

Lives right here in Lareena
and likes to be held for hours.

Oh, that's kind of sweet.
Wearing only a diaper?

Okay, that's less sweet.

I don't know how it is
you do what you do.

Well...

Beats the hell out of waitressing.

Klaus Kransing, 52,
oil company lobbyist.

He'd fly up every Thursday
during his wife's book club.

When he'd get all hot and bothered,
he'd speak to me in German.

Nothing sounds sexy
in German.

He gave her a diamond watch.
She earned it.

I pawned it for a down payment
on Rex's Harley.

Things any better at home, darling?
Still sleeping on the couch.

We're doing our best
to hide it from the kids.

That's about to get
a whole lot harder.

Arnie Vanderbaush, 46.

He's a defense contractor
from El Paso.

And I think that's it.

What about Jim Reed?

What, Carol 'the bitch of Bixby Hills"
husband, Jim Reed?

He came in, but I sent him home.
He's been a regular for years.

As much as I'd like to stick it to Carol,
please don't put him on the list.

Okay.

Okay.

I mean, this is incredible.

If we play this right, we're looking
at minimal time for all of you.

How many names we got?

Sixty-nine.

That's, uh-
Appropriate?

That's the word.
Look, I'm gonna get this formatted.

We are gonna walk it over
to the mayor's office personally.

And her team has already tipped
the press off. They know it's coming.

I always knew that Sam Horton
was nothing but trash.

You know, I got
a real common name, honey.

A lot of guys around here
got my name.

Better hope none of them
are on the list.

Good morning.

I heard my gynecologist
was on the list.

I don't even know
what to make of that.

Well, if my husband's on that
list, I'm gonna lake all his stuff,

put it on his bass boat
and set it on fire.

Screw that.

Set his stuff on fire, sure,
but sell the bass boat, girl.

You can get good money
for that thing.

Ooh-whee, you're right
about that. Heh.

Don't this remind you about what
happened in Odessa a few years ago?

Yeah.
Heads up.

Poor thing.

Can you imagine?

Still showing up for work,
bless her heart.

I heard there's a lot of big shots
on that list.

Businessmen, doctors, lawyers.

Lawyers? Those gals must have been
really hard up for cash.

Some things even a hooker
shouldn't have to do.

But we don't wanna stay
at Grandma Sarah's house.

She thinks apples
are for dessert.

She makes us
go outside and play.

Okay, kids, that's enough.

You say your goodbyes to your mama.
We got a long ride ahead of us.

Why can't she come with us?

Your mama can't leave town right now.
We've been all over this, son.

That's right. Listen to your daddy.
Come here.

Come here. Ooh.

I want good reports, okay?

No matter what happens to me,

I want y'all to know
that my life has been very full

because I've brought
the three of you into the world.

Mama, are you gonna die?

No.

No, I'm gonna be fine.

Let's go now.
You two head for the truck.

Help your sister into her car seat.
I want Mommy to go.

Go on, baby.

I'm right behind y'all.
Meet you at the car.

I'm gonna come
out and say goodbye.

I always thought that was
the saddest sound in the world.

The person's zipper on their suitcase
when you're not going with them.

My daddy used to hike business trips,
and I just hated that sound.

I think it's better for the kids
to get away from all this talk.

Yeah, you're right.

Maybe when y'all come back,
maybe we could-

Don't.

Well, maybe-

Maybe when all this is over,
we could just think about moving

and starting over?

Rex, please look at me.

I can't look at you, Sam,

which is real tough,

because looking at you

used to be just about
one of my favorite things to do.

Okay.

Bye, skunks.

I'm gonna call you
like 100 times a day.

Bye, Mommy.
Bye, Mommy.

Bye, Mama.

You hike care, Sam.

You're up early.

Couldn't sleep.

Thanks for staying
with me, Mama.

No time to be alone.

I keep thinking I've hit bottom,
then every day it just gets lower.

I been up all night, thinking I just-

Well, just realizing
that I must have raised you all wrong.

See? New low.

I mean, I forgive you
because you're my only child,

but how could you do what you did
with those men?

For my family.

Well, it makes my skin crawl.

Thank God your father's dead.

Oh, can you not completely
destroy me until I've had some coffee?

Do you want some?
Sure.

You like it strong, right?
So strong it'll walk right into my cup.

I think your problem is
I gave you too much self-esteem.

What the hell?

It's true.

You were just so pretty and bright,
I was sure you'd be Miss Texas

or go to Hollywood
and marry somebody famous.

I wasted my life on your father.

I wanted better for you.

Your father went to a hooker once.
Please do not tell me these things.

Ever since this happened,
people think they can tell me anything.

The check-out girl at the Save-A-Lot told
me she doesn't like to do it doggy style.

Want some biscuits or something?
Sure.

Is it just disgusting?

I'm picturing disgusting.

Yeah.

Yeah, sometimes it's
real disgusting.

Oh, honey.

But it's kind of like
an actress playing a part.

All the attention I got back,
that was something.

All those men,
some rich, some powerful,

all treating me like I was
the best thing in their lives.

I guess there's just a little part of me
that needed that more than I should.

Anyway, now I just wish
I could crawl up in a ball

and make it all go away.

You and me both.

I'd rather chew tin foil
than face the ladies at the salon.

You think the paper's come yet?

I'll go check.

Sam!
There she is.

Oh, my Lord.

We've all heard of the hooker
with a heart of gold,

but what about one
with total recall?

Former beauty queen
Samantha Horton, 28,

of Bixby Hills, Texas,
has remembered

Oh, thank God.

Oh, my God.

-Lareena's
Kind Touch Health Spa,

currently under indictment
for prostitution and drug possession.

The names of 69 of her customers
have hit the papers this morning

in what is already known
as the List.

Why is this national news?
It's about sex and not about them.

Tricia, beck to you.

Well, folks, the
List has turned into the Line today,

as police round up
the suspected johns

in the .story that'.s got the whole town
and much of the country talking-

Now, behind me, you see the
Lareena Men's Community Center

where the suspects
are being processed.

That's because
police headquarters

simply can't handle
that kind of volume.

And, as with everything connected
to this story,

Ah!

It brings out the crowds,
the strong reactions

and people
looking to make some money.

Over here, we have e group of local
entrepreneurs selling some T-shirts.

Let's take a look
at a couple of them.

This one has all 69 names
on the back.

And there's another one over here
that says 'My dad went to Lareena

and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
and a new stepdad. '

Now, you'll also see
plenty of women here

who are videotaping
the proceedings.

You cover your face.

I'm Tricia Wong, reporting.
Now back to you, Roger.

Will the defendants
please rise for sentencing?

It is my understanding

that this sentencing
is pursuant to a plea bargain.

And that you have waived time

and agreed
that I can sentence you immediately.

Yes, Your Honor.

Sentence is as follows
for each defendant:

Thirty days in the county jail,
a fine of $2000

and a $100 penalty assessment.

You are to be remanded immediately
to begin sentence.

This court is adjourned.

That's all they get
for ruining our lives?

Well, you're still harlots,
and you'll always be harlots.

The Lord has
given us a warm day

on which I have decided
to address a subject

that has made a great number of us
hot under the collar,

a couple of whom, shockingly,
are in the ministry.

Our community
and our congregation

have experienced
a great deal of pain

and betrayal
in these pest few months,

and today I would like
to talk about a concept

that many of us
have been grappling with:

Forgiveness.

What is forgiveness?

Who deserves forgiveness?

Are some things unforgivable?

The Bible tells us
that forgiveness is essential for life.

It frees us from pest wrongs
and gives us hope for the future.

The problem is
it's just too darn quiet in here.

It's not natural for a mother of three
to be this quiet.

It's not good for someone
to spend this much time alone.

I half wish
a Jehovah's Witness would stop by.

I finally have a wish come true,
and I wish that?

I'm gonna give
her a piece of my mind.

Sweet Jesus.

This is not gonna be pretty. I think
they're gonna beat the crap out of me.

Sam Horton, we know you're in there.
We saw you in the window.

Well...
Hey, y'all.

How can I help you?

We'd like to talk to you.

You look like
you just came from church.

So I guess you don't have
any concealed weapons.

Anything can be a weapon
if you want it to be.

Come on in.

Okay.

Do y'all want some crackers
or cookies or something?

Give it up, Sam.

We all know this isn't a social
visit, so let's get to it.

Some of the women here have
husbands who you, well, serviced.

And some have husbands who you didn't.
But we're all here for the same reason.

Yes, I know why you're here.

If you could just hear me out first.

We were broke...

Hat broke.

And I don't know if any of y'all
have ever been there,

but when it happens, and you realize
there's a way to make it all go away,

well, it's amazing
what you're capable of saying yes to.

And I know...

I mean, I really know
that it is no excuse,

but, my whole life,
I just always depended on my looks,

and I thought this was just gonna be
another one of those times.

I really thought I was doing
the best thing for my family.

But in the end, the very thing
I was trying to save, I lost.

So really,

just about the worst thing that you
could ever wish on me has happened.

And I'm just real sorry,
from the bottom of my heart,

for the pain that I caused you.

Yeah, that was a real nice speech,

but, frankly,
we don't give a damn about you.

We're not here to get an apology
or to give forgiveness.

Okay, well, then, what are you-?

Why do they come to you?

What do you do
that we don't?

How can we make them think about
us the way they think about you?

That's why you're here?

Mm-hm.

Y'all want tips?

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, well.

All right, then let's talk about that.

For what it's worth, Carol,

when Jim came to see me,
I sent him home.

You did?

That's in the past.

Right now,
let's just focus on the present.

Okay, um...

You'll leave here today,

tonight, your husbands won't know
what hit them.

My God, you showed
them how to do that?

They wanted me to
demonstrate everything.

I went through
two bunches of bananas.

Ugh. My feet are killing me.

Then have a seat.

And happy birthday.

It's not till tomorrow,
but you're off then, so here.

Tanya, thank you.
Now, grab a fork.

I'm way ahead of you.

Make a wish.

When I was little,
I used to wish

that everyone else's wishes
would come true, including mine.

I thought it would give me
brownie points for being unselfish.

Hm. It's Jenna's birthday too,
right?

Yeah, her party's tomorrow.

It's gonna be the first time
since me and Rex separated.

That'll be tough, huh?

Yeah, but he's doing good.

You know,
his exterminating thing's going okay,

and he's finally getting over
that I-can't-play-football anger.

Well, that's great.
No, actually, it's terrible.

I mean, him going and getting
all wonderful after he left me.

Heh. I know, right?

It's good.

We actually make great friends,

and he's being real supportive
of me going back to school.

He's gonna come and see me get
my six-month-clean pin next week.

Congratulations.

Well, I gotta get to class.

Five-dollar tip.

Not bad for a cup of coffee
and a piece of pie.

Even though a year ago I was getting
a $1000 tip and a marriage proposal.

Minimum wage plus
'keep the change'

doesn't have quite the same kick,
does it?

Hey, do you remember
how we used to say:

'This sure beats the hell
out of waitressing'?

Yeah.
Back then, we were just guessing.

He's gotta be one of mine.
They're all biters.

Could you hold him?
Oh, I'm not really good with- Okay.

Whoo!

Sam, I've been thinking.

You did an awful thing.

Oh, Mama, please,
not on my birthday.

Let me finish.

You did an awful thing,

but I think maybe
I need to accept some of the blame.

You're more than just pretty.

Are you trying to tell me
I'm about to lose my looks?

No, you got a couple years left.
Heh.

What I'm saying is you're also smart,
capable and strong.

You screwed up.

But you cleaned up your mess
and you moved on.

And I think maybe
I should've encouraged you

to rely more on stuff like that,

stuff that lasts longer than beauty.

Thanks, Mama.

Still doesn't mean you can slouch.

Straighten up.
Yes, ma'am.

I'll go tell them
we're ready for the cake.

Mama.
Hey, how did you do?

I won all this.

Go get some more. Go on.

Hey, Daddy.
Hey, sugar.

So how's work?

You know, waitressing.

It is what it is.

School?

Hard.

Scary.

Exciting.

Well, you look good.

You look real good.

I'm glad you're looking at me again.

I can't believe
our baby's 4 years old.

She sure was the best
birthday present ever.

You know, it's good to share a birthday
with your child.

It keeps the day
from ever being able to get you down.

She loved that dollhouse
you got her.

She wanted a pony.

What about you?

What do you want?

You know what I want.

I'm taking baby steps.

What do you think?

I think that's the second-best
birthday present I ever got.