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Here you go, Miss Kim.
Fresh off the griddle.
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Thank you, Dave.
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I'm so glad you decided
to run against Isaiah Evans.
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That man plays dirty.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I know,
'cause I play dirty, too.
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Okay, well, that's, uh...
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tha-that's good to know.
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If you want something good...
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[WHISPERS]:
come by my house tonight.
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Bring the maple syrup.
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Careful, Dave.
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She made that same offer to Marty
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when he ran for student council.
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Really?
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Poor kid hasn't
eaten a pancake since.
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Hey, I got to say,
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this turnout is better
than I expected.
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I know. People are really
starting to listen to my ideas.
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Budget reform, zoning
regulations, traffic abatement.
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Yeah, I've heard them.
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That's why I said it's a better
turnout than I expected.
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DAVE: Cal, look, it's Isaiah.
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What's he doing here?
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If he's trying to get
old Miss Kim's vote,
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he can have it.
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Hey, Dave Johnson, Calvin Butler.
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How you two doing this morning?
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How does it look like we're doing?
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All these people here are
to support my boy, Dave.
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Yeah, and it's
because of my ideas,
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not my signature
smiley-face pancakes.
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Hey, when I win,
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maybe I'll appoint you
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Secretary of Flapjacks. [LAUGHS]
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What-what are you doing here,
besides getting Dave's hopes up
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for a fake pancake job?
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Look, I just stopped by
to wish him
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best of luck
at the debate tonight.
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What debate tonight?
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The one I challenged you to
a month ago.
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You didn't challenge me
to any debate.
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I didn't?
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Oh.
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Hold up, let me check my e-mail.
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[ISAIAH MUTTERS]
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Ah, my bad.
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I forgot to press send.
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[PHONE WHOOSHES]
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No, no, I can't believe you.
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This is just another
one of your dirty tri...
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- [PHONE VIBRATES]
- Hold on, I'm getting an e-mail.
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Damn it!
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What the hell, Isaiah?
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You can't challenge him
to a debate on the same day,
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and expect him to show up.
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Mm. Well, that's too bad.
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There's gonna bea lot of people there.
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And if you don't show up,
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you're gonna look like a coward.
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See you tonight, Secretary.
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Calvin, what am I supposed to do?
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This is a disaster.
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I don't know, I mean,
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whether it's Isaiah or Miss Kim,
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you gonna get a spanking tonight.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- I can't believe this.
- Ugh.
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How could Isaiah ambush
me with a debate?
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Ooh, it makes me so mad.
When stuff like this happens,
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it makes me want
to fight for Dave.
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Don't worry, you are.
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You're doing everything
you can to help him win.
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No, I mean literally fight.
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I want to punch Isaiah in the face
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till I can't feel my hand anymore.
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I told you, Tina, that
girl got some hood in her.
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Guys.
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What am I supposed to do?
I need at least a month
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to prepare for a debate,
not six hours.
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Actually, it's four hours.
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Damn it!
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Now my watch is broken, too.
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Sweetie, don't worry.
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You have got
a million great ideas.
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You are gonna get up there and
you're gonna knock them dead.
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Oh, okay, yeah, may-maybe you're right.
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You know, first I’ll-I'll
warm them up with my
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- plans for school funding and then...
- Yeah.
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Then I'll hit them
with my parks safety initiative
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and then... and then
I'll blow them away
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with my... with my community
recycling project.
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- Ooh, they will not see that coming.
- All right!
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What do you guys think?
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Um, it's a little...
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Boring as hell.
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Look, Dave, the community
needs a guy like you,
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but if you want to win
over voters around here,
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you're gonna have
to give them a show.
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What part of
"Neighborhood Composting Club"
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doesn't scream
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"showtime"?
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Uh, Dave, Isaiah may not
have much substance,
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but he knows how to work a crowd.
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If you want to compete with
him, you got to bring the heat.
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Yeah, you got to be less
mayonnaise and more hot sauce.
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What's wrong with mayonnaise?
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It's what brings
a baloney sandwich to life.
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Trust me, you're gonna need to add
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a little flash and a little swag.
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If you want to talk
about school funding...
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How about this?
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We got to fund schools...
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or graduate fools!
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Whoa, okay... that was
actually really good.
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Yeah, did you just come up with that?
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I'm like a dragon, guys...
I just spit fire.
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Okay, well, come on, man.
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Burn my village down.
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Okay.
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All right, check this out.
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We can't be safe in the park,
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if it's too damn dark.
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Ooh!
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Or recycle your trash,
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and we'll give you some cash.
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But that one's not true.
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Doesn't matter, it rhymes.
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I'm sold.
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- Isaiah's going down tonight.
- Oh, oh!
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That's what I'm talking
about, baby... give me some.
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- Yeah!
- Yuck!
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How do you always do
it where your knuckle
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goes right in between mine?
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♪ The neighborhood will be
saved if you vote for Dave ♪
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♪ He's bringing policies
that you all should crave ♪
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♪ Polls open at 8:00,
so don't be late ♪
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♪ Just vote for Dave,
it's gonna be great, hey ♪
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♪ Vote for Dave, got to vote for
Dave, yeah-yeah, vote for Dave ♪
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- ♪ You got to vote for Dave... ♪
- Marty, Marty?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Besides ruining hip-hop
for a nine-year-old?
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We-We were doing a live stream
to encourage young people
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to get out and vote for Dave.
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Oh, okay, well,
how many viewers you got?
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Three.
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And they're saying you ruined
hip-hop for them, too.
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All right, look, look,
I like what you're going for,
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but if you're trying
to get eyes on your video,
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you're going about this
the wrong way.
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Look, I know what you're
gonna say, Malcolm,
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but I'm not taking my top off.
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No, man.
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Listen, there's only
one surefire way
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to get lots of attention online.
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Okay, and what's that?
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To film yourself doing something
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incredibly stupid,
and if you get hurt doing it,
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it could go viral.
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Marty's rapping
definitely hurt me.
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Yeah, well, I'm talking about
one of those online stunts...
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You know, like riding down
the stairs in a shopping cart
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or jumping off a roof
into a swimming pool.
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I've seen these videos
where people eat
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really hot peppers...
They're awesome.
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Great idea. Yeah,
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we can do that while we tell
people to vote for Dave.
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Well, all right, I'm in!
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Okay.
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But our three viewers say
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you should definitely
keep your shirt on.
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Ooh!
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[LAUGHS] Dave Johnson.
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[SHARP INHALE] Nice suit.
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I've never seen someone so...
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dull look so sharp.
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You won't be seeing anything
with your eyes swollen shut.
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No, no, easy, Gemma, easy.
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Now let's go inside.
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Damn, Calvin, you were right,
she hood as hell.
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I got to admit, Dave,
I didn't think you'd show up.
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If I would've known I would've
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brought my PJs and a pillow.
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[SNORES] Oh, it's you.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, I hope you're ready
for a bedtime snack, because...
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I'm working with some
pretty spicy mayo tonight.
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Oh, yeah, this baloney sandwich
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got flavor you can savor.
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You know what, give him a
taste of that spicy spread.
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We got to fund the schools
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or graduate fools.
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Facts!
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We can't be safe in the park
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if it's too damn dark.
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Ooh! Goosebumps.
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If you recycle your trash,
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we will give you some cash.
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Oh, give me a bite of
that baloney sandwich.
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All right, all right, Johnson,
it sounds like
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we are gonna have
some fun up there, hmm.
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Ooh, and, Calvin,
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enjoy your mouthful
of Dave's baloney.
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Hi, Pasadena, I'm Marty Butler
and don't worry,
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- I'm keeping my shirt on.
- Mm-hmm.
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And I am Malcolm Butler
and we are here on behalf
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of Dave Johnson for city council.
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And to show you how far we're
willing to go to get your vote,
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we're both gonna eat these
tombstone ghost peppers...
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Aka one of the hottest
peppers in the world.
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That is right, and these bad boys
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are, like, ten times
hotter than a jalapeño.
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Yeah, try 600.
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Say what now?
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Whoa, this is gonna be even
stupider than I thought.
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What, you said, like, 600?
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That's right, and we're
doing it all for Dave Johnson.
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On three... one...
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- Okay, here we go.
- Two...
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- I can do this!
- Three!
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Oh, I can't do it!
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What? Malcolm, what the hell?
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We were both supposed to do it...
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[DEMONIC VOICE]:
Oh God, it's starting!
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
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if everyone will please
take their seats,
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we're ready to begin.
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Councilman Evans,
would you like to start
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with your opening statement?
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Thank you.
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Now, y'all know me.
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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You know that I care deeply
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about the issues
that affect our community.
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- [CROWD MURMURING]
- And there is no issue
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that I care about more
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about than the education
of our children.
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That's why I've always said
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You got to fund the schools,
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or graduate fools.
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[CROWD CHEERS, APPLAUDS]
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What?!
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Calvin, that was your line.
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I know, right?
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Goosebumps.
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My people, can we talk?
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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Now tell me, is this a safe space?
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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You know what else
I'd like to make safe?
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The park.
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Because you can't be safe
in the park
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if it's too damn dark.
256
00:10:31,394 --> 00:10:34,330
- Huh?
- [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
257
00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:38,181
That is my line.
You stole my li...
258
00:10:38,653 --> 00:10:40,735
You're clapping for me
and you don't know it.
259
00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:42,717
Wow.
260
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,657
That is... that is sad,
261
00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:47,573
saying that I recycled
his line. [CHUCKLES]
262
00:10:47,893 --> 00:10:50,307
But while we are on
the topic of recycling,
263
00:10:50,332 --> 00:10:51,594
you know what I've always said.
264
00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:55,094
If you recycle your trash,
265
00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,775
I will give you some cash!
266
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,471
[CHEERING]
267
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,502
That's it, Isaiah.
268
00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:07,721
My fist is about to vote
for your face!
269
00:11:08,191 --> 00:11:10,063
Don't worry, Dave. I got him.
270
00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:11,597
Hey, baldy!
271
00:11:11,757 --> 00:11:13,923
We'll see you in the parking lot.
272
00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:19,399
What am I supposed to do?
He stole all my lines.
273
00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:20,948
Look, don't worry, I got a plan.
274
00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,205
Okay, well, what is it?
275
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,340
Okay, so I don't have a plan.
276
00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,635
But the good news is
277
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,009
is neither does Isaiah.
278
00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,687
He just used up
all our catchphrases,
279
00:11:29,712 --> 00:11:32,525
which means from this point on,
he's got nothing.
280
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,098
ISAIAH: Now, uh,
281
00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:36,564
that little commotion
certainly was entertaining,
282
00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:37,743
was it not?
283
00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:39,288
But I tell you what,
284
00:11:39,313 --> 00:11:41,167
it's not as entertaining
as this. Hit it!
285
00:11:41,238 --> 00:11:42,970
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
286
00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:45,509
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoo ♪
287
00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:46,961
♪ It's too damn dark ♪
288
00:11:46,986 --> 00:11:49,257
♪ We got to light that park ♪
289
00:11:49,571 --> 00:11:53,113
♪ It's too damn dark,
we got to light the park ♪
290
00:11:53,138 --> 00:11:54,922
♪ Come on, light the park ♪
291
00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:57,039
♪ Light the park... ♪
292
00:11:57,381 --> 00:12:00,289
Okay, but after this, he's got nothing.
293
00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:07,046
[GRUNTS] Oh, God, I'm burning up.
294
00:12:07,419 --> 00:12:10,114
I'm hot in places I didn't
know heat could happen.
295
00:12:10,637 --> 00:12:12,135
[SHOUTS]
296
00:12:13,364 --> 00:12:16,771
Yeah, uh, speaking of heat,
Dave Johnson has plenty of it,
297
00:12:16,796 --> 00:12:19,441
and with your support, we
can push him over the top.
298
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:21,427
[CHUCKLES] Anything to add, Marty?
299
00:12:21,452 --> 00:12:23,068
I need water!
300
00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:25,579
This is great.
301
00:12:25,604 --> 00:12:27,302
We're up to 500 viewers.
302
00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:28,505
Oh, that's awesome, man.
303
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,316
And we'll get way more
when Marty finds out
304
00:12:30,341 --> 00:12:31,725
that water only makes it worse.
305
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,935
Oh...
306
00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:35,380
The water only made it worse!
307
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,560
This is amazing! We're
getting a ton of comments.
308
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,519
Are they saying they're gonna
vote for your dad?
309
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,520
Actually, most of them
are calling you a giant coward.
310
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,583
Totally agree.
311
00:12:49,777 --> 00:12:52,857
You know what? Fine.
Show you who a coward is.
312
00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:55,825
Dave Johnson for city council.
313
00:12:56,974 --> 00:12:58,541
[LAUGHS]
314
00:12:58,669 --> 00:13:00,919
I don't know why you did all
that whining, 'cause it's...
315
00:13:00,944 --> 00:13:02,337
Oh, my God.
316
00:13:04,296 --> 00:13:06,919
Oh... And it only gets so much worse.
317
00:13:09,869 --> 00:13:12,350
♪ Throw your hands in the air ♪
318
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,942
♪ And wave 'em
like you just don't care ♪
319
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,036
♪ If you love me like I love me ♪
320
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,364
♪ Everybody say, "Oh, yeah" ♪
321
00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:20,146
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ Isaiah ♪
322
00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:22,232
- ♪ Isaiah ♪
- [WHOOPS]
323
00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:24,599
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
324
00:13:24,624 --> 00:13:26,646
♪ It's too damn dark,
it's too damn dark ♪
325
00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:28,458
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
326
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:31,552
♪ It's too damn dark,
it's too damn dark, uh-ruh. ♪
327
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,685
[CHEERING]
328
00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:37,398
Sit down! Sit down!
This is a debate.
329
00:13:37,423 --> 00:13:40,266
You're not supposed
to be enjoying yourselves.
330
00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:46,336
People say that politics
is boring. [CHUCKLES]
331
00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,773
And speaking of boring,
here's Dave.
332
00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:52,385
Okay, you know what? Uh, Dave...
333
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:53,852
Thank you.
334
00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:56,225
You mind if I ask Councilman Evans
335
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,422
a few questions before you start?
336
00:13:58,447 --> 00:13:59,606
By all means.
337
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,836
And, uh, please,
feel free to take your time.
338
00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:05,695
Okay, Calvin.
What would you like to know?
339
00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:09,258
You know, before your
song and dance routine,
340
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:11,898
you were talking
about school funding.
341
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,203
Now, I'm sure we can all agree
342
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,839
that the catchphrases were genius.
343
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,537
But I'm curious...
344
00:14:21,276 --> 00:14:23,672
How do you plan to pay for it?
345
00:14:25,371 --> 00:14:28,383
Mm. Mm. That is a good question.
346
00:14:28,782 --> 00:14:31,594
But, uh, the answer
is very complicated,
347
00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:34,664
and I wouldn't want to bore you
with all the details.
348
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,992
That's Dave's job. [LAUGHS]
349
00:14:37,675 --> 00:14:41,086
Well, maybe it's because
you don't have any answers.
350
00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:43,015
But you know who does?
351
00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:46,571
Dave. Spit fire on 'em, Dave.
352
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,356
Uh, well, for starters,
353
00:14:50,381 --> 00:14:51,991
the budget could
easily be amortized,
354
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,297
and since the fiscal calendar
starts in June,
355
00:14:54,322 --> 00:14:55,477
- which, actually...
- Okay.
356
00:14:55,502 --> 00:14:57,124
You-you know what?
That's enough fire.
357
00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:58,933
That's enough fire.
358
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,398
But you hear it, right?
359
00:15:02,554 --> 00:15:05,812
Dave has a real plan,
and Isaiah's got nothing.
360
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,344
Uh-uh, uh-uh. I have a plan.
361
00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:10,197
Okay. Then let's hear it.
362
00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:11,267
Uh...
363
00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:12,715
No, no, no.
364
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,438
Without rhyming or dancing.
365
00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:16,852
Yeah, Councilman.
366
00:15:16,877 --> 00:15:19,758
I would like to hear your
thoughts about the budget.
367
00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,859
Okay. Okay.
368
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:25,922
Well,
369
00:15:25,947 --> 00:15:29,273
because you mentioned
the fiscal calendar,
370
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,500
I would like to know...
371
00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:34,891
are there any birthdays
in the house?
372
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,955
CALVIN: See? Come on.
373
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,023
It's like I said, guys... nothing.
374
00:15:40,279 --> 00:15:43,008
So what we have to decide
is do we want
375
00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:45,470
a flashy song and dance man
376
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:48,703
or someone who has
actual good ideas?
377
00:15:48,728 --> 00:15:51,336
You mean like my plan to light
up our parks using solar power?
378
00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:52,805
Ooh!
379
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:56,922
Solar power. You know what that means.
380
00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:59,844
No light bill.
381
00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:04,187
That's right, that's ri...
And guess what we can recycle
382
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,492
those savings back into?
383
00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:08,289
Recycling.
384
00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:11,977
Oh, goodness, come on.
This guy is talking
385
00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:14,539
about saving the planet.
386
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:18,023
And I don't know about y'all,
but I love Earth.
387
00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:19,812
It's where I'm from.
388
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,090
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Now, hold on, everybody.
389
00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:26,090
He's not the only one from Earth.
390
00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:28,613
No, he is not.
391
00:16:28,796 --> 00:16:30,319
We are all from Earth.
392
00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:34,730
And together,
I believe that we can make
393
00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:37,597
our little part of it
better for everyone.
394
00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,340
Because in District Three,
395
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,535
you deserve the best.
396
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,433
And if you elect me
your next city councilman,
397
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:48,105
I promise to work my butt off
398
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,697
to make that happen.
399
00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:54,183
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
400
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,910
Oh, Dave! Dave!
401
00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,254
Dave, mic drop.
402
00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,707
Mic drop!
403
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,585
[FEEDBACK HISSES]
404
00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:03,349
Very sorry about that.
405
00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:05,722
That was my first-ever mic drop.
406
00:17:13,738 --> 00:17:15,252
I don't understand.
407
00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:17,111
When are they gonna
announce the results?
408
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,291
I know, this is crazy.
409
00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,361
I mean, the polls
have been closed for over...
410
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,606
I got to get this watch fixed.
411
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,799
Sweetie, calm down.
412
00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,348
We've done all we can do.
413
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:28,722
Yeah, she's right, Dave.
414
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,392
I mean, you killed Isaiah
at the debate.
415
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,506
And everybody loved
that video of yours.
416
00:17:32,647 --> 00:17:35,134
Yeah, and I still can't believe
how many people watched it.
417
00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:36,658
Yeah, we even got
a standing ovation
418
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:38,674
when our ambulance got to the E.R.
419
00:17:40,072 --> 00:17:41,869
Dad, look, they’re
announcing the results.
420
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,791
[TV PLAYING NEWS FANFARE]
421
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:45,939
NEWSCASTER: And turning to some
of the local races,
422
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:49,283
we have results
for Pasadena City Council.
423
00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:53,361
In District One,
Kathleen Conrad keeps her seat.
424
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,447
District One? Why would
they start with that one first?
425
00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:59,219
In District Two, Daniel Ramirez
426
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,830
has defeated
incumbent Bob Billings.
427
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,007
Okay, we're District Three.
Here we go, we're next.
428
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,470
In District Four...
429
00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,220
[ALL GROANING]
430
00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:10,970
Betty McBride
unseats Patrick Yang.
431
00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:12,634
And in District Three...
432
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,275
- Oh, this is it.
- CALVIN: All right, here we go, man.
433
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:18,091
In what turned out to be
a surprisingly close contest,
434
00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:20,564
- challenger Dave Johnson
- [SQUEALS]
435
00:18:20,589 --> 00:18:23,502
has lost to longtime councilman
Isaiah Evans.
436
00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:25,833
- CALVIN: What?!
- TINA: But you
437
00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:27,791
ran rings around him.
438
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:30,354
- What the... Man...
- Ugh.
439
00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:32,760
Dave, you okay?
440
00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:35,048
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
441
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,127
I just... I can't believe it.
442
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:40,080
I'm so sorry, sweetie.
443
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,160
Yeah, Dave. We all are.
444
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,376
Guys, it-it's okay.
445
00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:48,213
It's like y'all said, you know,
we did everything we could.
446
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,971
I'm just gonna go out
and get some air.
447
00:18:57,297 --> 00:18:59,603
Uh, Marty, are you crying?
448
00:19:01,111 --> 00:19:02,830
Oh, not because of this.
449
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:05,971
It's been happening off and on
since I ate that hot pepper.
450
00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:14,674
Hey, man. Just thought
I’d come check on you.
451
00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:18,080
I'm fine. I'm just disappointed.
452
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,111
Yeah, I know. So am I.
453
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,674
I just don't get it.
Everyone at the debate
454
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:28,338
saw that Isaiah
had nothing, and...
455
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,560
he still won.
456
00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:35,055
I know it's frustrating, man,
but you ran a hell of a race.
457
00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:36,946
I mean, think about it.
458
00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:38,110
When you first started,
459
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,188
everybody said
you didn't have a chance.
460
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,336
Who said that?
461
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:45,906
Well, first it was me, but, uh...
462
00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:49,297
I didn't think
it was gonna catch on.
463
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:54,422
I just really wanted to
make a difference, Calvin.
464
00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:57,313
But instead, I feel like
I wasted everyone's time.
465
00:19:57,441 --> 00:19:59,875
What are you talking about?
You did make a difference.
466
00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:01,558
No, I didn't. I lost.
467
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,617
Look, no, what you did
was put Isaiah on notice.
468
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,985
I mean, a lot of people
around here finally realized
469
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,938
that he hasn't done anything
for them in a long time,
470
00:20:11,971 --> 00:20:13,946
and that they should
expect more from him.
471
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,946
So if he plans on keeping his job,
472
00:20:16,971 --> 00:20:19,526
he's gonna have to follow through
on all those great ideas
473
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,281
he stole from you.
474
00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:23,351
You think so?
475
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:24,727
Hell yeah, I do.
476
00:20:24,971 --> 00:20:26,860
Look, Dave,
477
00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,027
you may not have won tonight,
478
00:20:29,235 --> 00:20:30,969
but the community did.
479
00:20:31,181 --> 00:20:33,096
And that's what you set out to do.
480
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,058
You're a good friend, Calvin.
481
00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:39,617
You're right. I am.
482
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,516
Come on, man. Everybody’s
inside waiting on you.
483
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:46,844
Nah, you go in.
484
00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,436
I'm gonna hang out here
for a minute.
485
00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,305
- You sure?
- Yeah.
486
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,703
Hey, Dave.
487
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,180
I heard someone
needs some cheering up.
488
00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:57,297
CALVIN: Oh, no, no.
489
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,266
You better get inside.
Go, go, go, go.
490
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,467
You stay there, Ms. Kim.
No, no. You didn't get Marty
491
00:21:01,492 --> 00:21:03,289
and you're not gonna get Dave.
492
00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:08,445
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