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I mean, where did you get
this bloody thing?
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Well, Bagpipes.
Of course.
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This bloody campaign. I never see you
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and you're not
taking care of yourself.
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You need to eat. Mm-hm.
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Walter.
Aggie, an empty bag cannot stand up.
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What are you talking about?
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Huh?
Mmm.
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I haven't got time for toast
when Charles and his cronies
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want to destroy our homes.
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When am I gonna get
my wife back, eh?
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On Friday, after the vote.
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But now I have to go.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Leave it, boy.
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Don't forget Valy's
special dinner tonight.
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OK.
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I love you.
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I know.
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It was cooler when Han Solo said it.
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Who is that?
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Oh. Can someone smell sausage rolls?
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Uh, they're for the stall.
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Oh, just one.
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You can never stop at one.
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They are the class A of baked goods.
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(GIGGLES)
Oh, someone smell sausage rolls?
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(SIGHS) Alright, but ONE.
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Mmm!
Mmm!
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Right, finish them and then you can
help me put the stall out.
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Stall?
(SIGHS)
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I'm starting to understand your
school reports a bit more now, Dean.
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Yes - the stall to remind people
to vote yes on Friday.
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Uh, why?
This place is a dump.
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Right, imagine this -
you've got your gardens there...
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None of that grey concrete.
Ugh, gone.
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Mmm
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Try squinting, son.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I'm starting to sort of see it.
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It'll be totally different.
And WE'LL be totally different.
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Half of that lot will be gone, won't
be living in each other's pockets.
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I like living in people's pockets.
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Uh, gonna be late.
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Can you go and get ready, please?
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Ready?
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You are our secret weapon.
(GROANS)
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Shame to see people leave, though,
eh?
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Yeah, but then we'll
have a proper house.
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Oh! What do you think?
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I love it.
(LAUGHS)
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No, it's...it's OK. Leave it.
It's dead, it's dead.
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Why?!
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Why, Lord?
Why are you doing this to us, eh?
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No yam but for dinner tonight,
we've got ground nut soup...
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Mm-hm.
Jollof rice...
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OK.
Rice and peas...
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Rice and spinach plasas...
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So you think we need more rice?
(LAUGHS)
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Valy! This is a thing!
Relax!
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I've never met a boyfriend's
family before.
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Well, once, but he was such
a commitment-phobe
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he didn't even turn up.
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Hey, well, I will definitely turn up
tonight. It is in my flat, eh?
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Oh, as long as that's
not the only reason.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. I would never
hurt you like that, you know?
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Are you getting serious on me,
Mr Easmon?
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Heh.
Because I like it.
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You do?
Mm-hm.
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OK. Now give me some
of this sugar, eh?
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Mm...
Work, work.
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Eh, eh! Excuse me, nurse!
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I think I might have
a little infection.
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(LAUGHS)
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Yeah, serious like
a heart attack, you.
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Hey, hey! I can be serious.
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Mm.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
I will show you.
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Hi, can I, um...
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Hello, can I... Excuse...
Excuse me.
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Oh. No to regeneration, eh?
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Hi, can...can I give you a...
Vote yes to regeneration!
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Vote yes to regeneration!
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Hey!
Say yes to regeneration!
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Thank you.
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Vote yes to regeneration!
Or have a sausage roll.
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Vote yes to regeneration!
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Hi, Ag. Fancy a sausage roll?
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Mm.
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Best pastry for 21.7 miles.
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Well, that is very specific.
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Yeah, well, the Admiral Rodney in
Basildon does a steak and kidney pie
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I would literally give a kidney for
for my pie.
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Where did you get
these banners from?
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Charles gave us 'em.
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Charles?
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Reminding people that
regeneration's a good thing.
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Is it?
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What? People getting to own
their own homes? Yes!
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Most people can't afford
the homes they are building.
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Well, that's true, innit?
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Well, then they'll get
a brand-new council home instead.
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Yeah, they've thought of everything.
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But they can't guarantee
they will rehouse them here.
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Not ideal, is it?
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All I want is a nice place
for Melissa and Dean to grow up.
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Is that so wrong?
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Just have a sausage roll and get
on board like everybody else, Ag.
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No, I don't think I'll be doing that.
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I'll have one.
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# The final countdown... #
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(YAWNS)
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Am I bothering you?
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Sorry. Uncle Akie had me
plastering his garage last night.
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You can plaster?
No, I can't.
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Well, stop going, then.
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That's exactly what I said to him,
you know?
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Your uncle's taking the piss.
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He'll grass me up.
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(CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN)
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(LAUGHS)
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You don't know Africans.
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Destroying their enemies
and bathing in their tears,
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it's like a hobby to them.
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Well, a real man would sort it.
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But if you ain't a real man...
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, Jesus.
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I'll sort it! Kez, I'll sort it!
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It's not funny.
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(PUFFS) I am doing my caliti...
Calisti...
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Uh... I am doing my exercises.
Go around the back.
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Yeah, no, um...
I've, um, come to tell you
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that I'm not working for you
no more.
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Is that so?
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Yeah. I've paid off my debt.
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But what of your debt to the Lord?
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Yeah, I think it will be fine.
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So you know the mind of God now?
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Oh, well, I was trying
to teach you some respect
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without troubling your father,
but not...
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Yeah? Well...well, tell him, then!
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I will.
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I will call him now!
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Good!
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See if I care!
Here!
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I go tell your papa the whole thing!
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
The skipping school!
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The motor car!
And your nasty, nasty mouth!
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(CLEARS THROAT) So, um...
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Uh, when do you think
Agnes will get here?
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I don't know. No matter how many
times you keep asking me.
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I'm sure she'll be here soon.
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For God's sake.
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(PHONE RINGS)
Oh, thank Jah. I'll get it.
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OK, Kobna, sit up, you look
like somebody has stolen your spine.
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Walter, you...
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Hey, that is, uh...
very perfect, eh?
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Oh! Family, I'm so sorry I'm late.
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Eh! You know, the yes campaign
have been bribing people
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with sausage rolls.
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No wonder you're bloody late.
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OK? Huh? What's wrong?
OK, OK, let's all get settled.
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Now that we are all here...
Finally.
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Hey, better late than never, huh?
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It's bad enough that we don't
see you, now this.
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I have already apologised
for being late.
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OK, I think you both need to work
harder on your whispering.
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I think you need to work harder
on minding your own business.
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It's not a big deal.
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No, no, it is. I wanted
tonight to be perfect.
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But I forgot, eh -
we are the Easmons.
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However, now that we are all here,
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there is something
I would like to say.
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What the f...
I've been skipping school
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and I bought a car and I crashed it
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and Uncle Akie's been making me
pay off the damage
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and now I'm his slave.
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Uh...anybody for Viennetta?
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Morning.
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Oh... Uh, I'm OK.
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I'm sorry. I-I didn't
mean to, uh, wake you.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Look, do we need to talk?
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Talk? About what? Huh?
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About you proposing
eternity together?
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Eesh...
Just to avoid
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a slightly awkward dinner.
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That is not the reason I asked you.
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You are the one keep
telling me to be serious.
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Serious? That wasn't serious.
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I've had more serious
bowel movements.
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I should get going.
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No, no, don't go yet.
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Look, we are fine,
everything is fine.
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Valy, please. You haven't
even got your shoes on.
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I don't need them.
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Actually, maybe I should take these
in case.
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You want some breakfast?
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I want the last four weeks back.
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Huh?
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What are we going to do about Kobna?
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I blame that bloody Jamaican
he's been gallivanting with.
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I have completely missed
what's happening to our son.
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Well, we both have,
but I still blame the Jamaican.
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You know, I'm coming home.
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I'm going to cancel this
Eastbridge campaign.
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Aggie, Aggie, no, no, no,
you cannot sit by the fire
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without watching the sun rise.
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What does that mean?
I dunno, but listen...
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Walter!
Why do you always talk in riddles?
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Aggie, win the vote
or all of this will be in vain.
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And what about Kobna?
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Ah, no, no, no, just save our homes.
I will look after Kobna.
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OK?
OK.
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I'm actually quite impressed.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Not that impressed.
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You should have come
and talked to me about it.
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I wanted to handle it.
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That's what a man does, right?
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Huh, so do you think a man
gets his strength from his fists?
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No, he gets it from his family.
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Aha!
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I just didn't wanna disappoint you.
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Listen, Kobna, you could never
disappoint your daddy,
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you understand?
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Huh?
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That's not true, is it?
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No, it's not true,
because if you do it again
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I will send you to Dr Barnardo's.
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Go to school.
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What's my licks?
Your licks?
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You can start with apologising
to your mother.
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The rest of it, we will see.
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Go on.
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No! Who's done this?!
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Oh, love, a cat must've got in.
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A cat? With thumbs?
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This is Agnes!
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Nah, nah. You...you don't know that.
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Babe!
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Babe!
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Listen, let's not go rushing in
accusing her of anything.
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You ruined my stall stuff, you cow!
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Cow?
Tiny bit accusey.
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I don't know what you're talking
about. I did not touch your stuff.
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Yeah, right. Couldn't handle it that
we're winning people over to yes.
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Oh, please. You can't even
change your own husband's mind.
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Uh, unlike yours,
mine's fully on board.
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Oh...
Aren't you, babe?
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Babe!
Uh, yes, babe?
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Bloody hell. Why didn't
you tell me this before?
254
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,360
Well, there hasn't
really been the time.
255
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,680
This has been going on for weeks.
256
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,080
Like I say,
there hasn't been the time.
257
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,400
It was me, alright?
258
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,720
I did it.
259
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,120
You want everything to change
260
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,880
but you don't even know
what it's gonna be like
261
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,720
and I don't want to lose Kobna.
262
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,120
I... I'm gonna kill you!
263
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,880
Wait, stop it, stop it!
264
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,000
Look at us, huh?
265
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,160
Look at what this is doing to us.
266
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:53,640
I don't care about no vote
if it means we lose each other.
267
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,080
Oh, fuck a duck.
268
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,240
Logistically impossible.
269
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:03,120
Look, neighbours, friends, family,
we shouldn't be fighting.
270
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,800
We should be coming together, huh?
271
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,480
Sorry.
And do you know what?
272
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,960
Eh... I've got an idea.
273
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,800
# Lean on me
274
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,920
# When you're not strong
275
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,000
# I'll be your friend
276
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,400
# I'll help you carry on
277
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,920
# For it won't be long
278
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,040
# Till I'm gonna need
279
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:34,280
(BOTH LAUGH)
# Somebody to lean on
280
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,200
# Please, swallow your pride... #
281
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,080
Walter?
282
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,440
Akie.
283
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,240
You wanted to see me?
Yeah.
284
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Sounds like Kobna has been
doing some work for you.
285
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,480
Some? More like a little.
286
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,800
Oh, a little.
287
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,720
A little plastering, a little tiling
and a little decorating.
288
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,120
And a little cleaning your toilet.
289
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,200
Ah!
What?
290
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,360
Yeah, he made me clean it.
291
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,000
I was just trying to teach him
some principles, Walter.
292
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,480
Akie, that is my job, OK?
293
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,480
But the work has been done,
so subtract the damage to your car,
294
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,360
I would say you owe my boy 200 squid.
295
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,480
Two hun...?!
Mm-hm.
296
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,880
I don't owe him any money!
He smashed into me!
297
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:21,280
And between you and me,
he's probably smoking that diamba
298
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,040
and, uh,
listening to hippy-hop music.
299
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,960
Do you know he truanced from school?
300
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,960
There is no secrets
between me and my son.
301
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,960
Ah.
302
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,880
So what do you want from me?
303
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,600
Man like me doing
this sort of job, eh?
304
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,520
Your father supporting you.
305
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,880
Yes?
It's clean, Kobna.
306
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,360
I think I should stop now, eh?
307
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,880
This car isn't even drivable.
308
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,600
It's the principle, bruv.
Eh? Eh?
309
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:04,080
# Our house
In the middle of our street
310
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,120
# Our house
311
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,640
# In the middle of our street
312
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:12,000
# Our house
in the middle of our street
313
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,240
# Our house
in the middle of our street. #
314
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,360
Thank you very much. You've been
a lovely audience. Thank you!
315
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,360
I didn't know you can
sing like this.
316
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,640
I don't know what came over me.
317
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,880
Go, Agnes!
Wow.
318
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,760
Hey, go Eastbridge.
Go Eastbridge!
319
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,480
Hey! These naughty bastards
are quite more-ish.
320
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:39,360
Yeah, let's get some more.
I'll have a naughty bastard.
321
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,840
So am I.
(ALL LAUGH)
322
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,360
Vic, why are you not
wearing your hearing aid?
323
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,520
What?
324
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,840
My first real old-fashioned, uh,
knees-up.
325
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,800
Uh, thank you so much
for inviting me.
326
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,320
Oh, and thank you for the food.
327
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,040
Oh, no, no, not a problem.
328
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,280
I just thought I could only manage
a few snacks.
329
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,920
Hey, you and me should think
about working together.
330
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,680
Yeah.
Yeah, that's an idea, isn't it?
331
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,920
What could you make?
I dunno. Curried sausage rolls.
332
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,280
Here, Frank, I need a pen!
333
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,680
Hey, what about Cornish bhajis?
334
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,560
Oh, sweet Jesus!
335
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,480
Frank! Now!
336
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,720
Hey!
337
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,720
Hello.
338
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,000
I know you don't wanna
talk about it and...
339
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,720
But I really don't
wanna talk about it.
340
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,720
But should we talk about it?
341
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,560
What?
Fuck's sake, come here.
342
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:39,520
Listen, about last night, Valy,
I was flattered, I was,
343
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:44,080
but considering you're a DJ,
your timing is fucking diabolical.
344
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:51,720
Maybe, but all I know is that I have
never felt like this before.
345
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,320
Neither have I.
346
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,520
I realised that
when you left this morning.
347
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,680
But we have to take it slow.
Mm.
348
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,680
Yeah?
Slow.
349
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,680
Get it right.
350
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:07,480
OK, but I only have two speeds -
on or more on.
351
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:12,480
I know, and it is
adorable and annoying.
352
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,480
But my mum said if it's real
then it'll be there tomorrow.
353
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,240
Hey, I will be there tomorrow.
354
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,280
That's all I want, for now.
355
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,640
Mm-hm.
356
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:47,160
Mm. You know, we are never
inviting my family to dinner again.
357
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,560
Mm-mm. Unless, uh, Agnes is cooking
because I believe she...
358
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,240
Oh, what? Do you, uh...?
Mm-hm.
359
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,960
OK. Let me show you my collection.
360
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:05,040
# Our house
is a very, very, very fine house
361
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,680
# With two cats in the yard
362
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,080
# Life used to be so hard
363
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:16,880
# Now everything is easy
'cause of you
364
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:26,400
# I'll light the fire
365
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:35,960
# While you place the flowers
in the vase that you bought
366
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:43,520
# Today. #
367
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,880
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
Thank you very much.
368
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,520
You're very kind.
369
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,240
Oh, I think Agnes is
gonna give us a song?
370
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,680
No, no, no. Mistaken. No.
What a treat.
371
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,520
Everyone, Agnes Easmon!
372
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,440
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
373
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:03,240
You know, when I first
came to London, eesh!
374
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:07,440
It was so cold, and I'm not just
talking about the weather,
375
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:13,200
it was a strange and an unfriendly
place and certainly not home,
376
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,800
until we came here.
377
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,680
Hey! (LAUGHS)
378
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:22,240
Eastbridge Estate made me
and my family feel so warm
379
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,480
and so welcome.
380
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,800
Somehow in this big city,
we managed to find a village.
381
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,480
All of us here are so very different
382
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:42,520
but somehow none of us
is an outsider, huh?
383
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,840
This is a priceless gift.
384
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:53,120
No matter what happens with the vote,
I am so very thankful,
385
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,160
and blessed to have met you all.
386
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,280
I've found such a happiness here
387
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,920
and I know I will take this place
with me wherever I go.
388
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:06,920
Thank you.
389
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,200
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
390
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:14,080
Oh, oh, oh and remember,
vote before 6pm tomorrow.
391
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,840
Mm?
392
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,640
Yes!
393
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,480
Here, cheers.
That was wicked, Mum.
394
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,920
Yeah, very rousing. You could be
the next prime minister.
395
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,080
Aggie Thatcher.
396
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,400
No, I think the people have heard
enough of my voice for a while.
397
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,520
Well, I have not.
398
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,920
Look at them. They're
going to be voting, huh?
399
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,560
# Every woman, every man
400
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,920
# Join the caravan of love
401
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,920
# Stand up, stand up, stand up
402
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,440
# Everybody take a stand
403
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,040
# Join the caravan of love
404
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,840
# Stand up, stand up, stand up
405
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,360
# I'm your brother
406
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,400
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
407
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,720
I wonder what's taking so long.
408
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,280
Good evening. ladies and gentlemen.
I apologise for the delay.
409
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,240
So without further ado...
410
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,320
Ah, well, I was hoping
for further ado.
411
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,400
Didn't we work with him once?
Eh, I knew a Father Ado once.
412
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,360
When you have quite finished...
413
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,040
OK, yeah, just read the votes.
414
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:26,360
OK. Without further ado,
the results of the vote.
415
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:30,480
Those in favour of the development,
which will see a demolition
416
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:35,320
of the Eastbridge Estate, 142 votes.
417
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,720
That is a lot of votes.
418
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:47,200
Those against the demolition,
also 142 votes.
419
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,560
Wait, wait, but that is a draw.
A draw?
420
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,720
Come on, mate, you got to recount.
What will happen to the estate?
421
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,840
Do we still get rehoused?
What's going to happen now?
422
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,920
(ALL MURMUR AND TALK SIMULTANEOUSLY)
423
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,440
What is going to happen now? Huh?
I don't know.
424
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,680
You made me take off my...
425
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,640
Isn't that your...?
426
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,840
(WHISPERS)
That's my...my voting slip!
427
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,400
I forgot to vote.
428
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,080
# You can go the distance
We'll find out
429
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,680
# In the long run
430
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,320
# In the long run
431
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,880
# We can handle some assistance
432
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:29,160
# If our love is a strone one
433
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,040
# Is a strong one
434
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:36,800
# People talking about us
They got nothing else to do
435
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,200
# When it all comes down,
we will still come through
436
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,680
# In the long run
437
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:48,560
# Ooh, I want to tell you,
it's a long run... #
438
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,560
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