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Does everybody know
what time it is?
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Tool Time!
Tool Time!
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That's right! Binford
Tools is proud to present
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Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Welcome to our
Tool Time salute...
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to the last manly sport.
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- Rodeo.
- Rodeo.
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I mean, what's more manly than eating
your steak after you finish riding it?
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That's right. These cowboys
are a dying breed.
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Rugged individuals who pay no
mind to their overbearing mothers
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that won't let them
live their own life.
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Maybe it's out on
the range, maybe not,
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but let them live
their own lives!
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Al.
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Well, moseying right along...
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"Moseying along"?
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Yes. Auburn Hills,
Michigan is hosting
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the Longhorn World
Championship Rodeo this week.
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All right. We called the
little practice arena today.
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And we've got a championship roper
today to show you some little tricks.
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Heidi, bring him on out.
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Where's the rest of you?
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They were gonna send us
a real cowboy, weren't they?
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I am a real cowboy, sir.
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My name is Ty Cisco. And I'm a
junior champion team roper.
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Well, it's nice
to meet you, champ.
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It's great to be here, sir.
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You know, when I was your age,
I could've been a cowboy.
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Golly gee!
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Riding the rodeo circuit.
That must be an exciting life.
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Yeah, it's pretty neat.
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But I also like school and messing
around with my hunting dog, Wiley.
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"My hunting dog, Wiley."
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Look, Billy Bob, you got me
in a bind here, you know?
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I promised the audience
some rodeo action.
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Can you do anything with that
little jump rope of yours?
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Yeah. I can show
you a trick or two.
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Okay, then.
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Yippi-ti-yi-yo! Klaus?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Let's have a big hand
for The Cisco Kid.
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I'll tell you,
that's not bad for a kid.
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You know, I'm pretty
good at roping myself.
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Folks, I apologize in advance.
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Klaus?
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This new French restaurant
opening up in Royal Oak.
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Maybe your father and I should
go there for our anniversary.
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How come you're not gonna
go to your favorite place?
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The one where that waiter
always insults him.
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Brad, it's our anniversary. I'm getting
a new waiter to insult your dad.
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Never stop giving.
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No.
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Plus, I hate that guy at Sorrentino's.
Antonio. He's really rude.
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And he sounds like Dracula.
"Good evening."
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Check this out. I guess
they got this new program
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where they put cameras
at intersections
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and try to catch drivers
who run red lights.
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Whoa, cool angles! They can get
the license plate from the back
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and the driver from the front.
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Let me see that.
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Gosh!
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Nobody's gonna be able to pick
their nose in the car anymore.
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I think this is outrageous.
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I mean, it's a blatant
invasion of privacy.
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It's another example
of Big Brother taking control
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and infiltrating
every aspect of our lives.
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You just don't
want to get a ticket.
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Fricking right!
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Hey, Brad! Good news.
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- Yeah?
- I got a lead on where
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we can take your
Mustang to repair it.
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Really?
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I'm surprised you have
time for mechanics
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considering what's coming
up a week from Friday.
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I know what a week
from Friday is.
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It's our anniversary!
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Our anniversary's
a week from Thursday.
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What's a week from Friday?
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Nothing.
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- She's good.
- She's good.
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Hey, buddy.
How's it hanging?
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I hope you're referring
to my work light.
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I am sorry.
I thought you were a guy.
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If I am, I have a lot
of unnecessary cramps.
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Yeah. I read about this
place in Mustang Monthly,
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and I'm looking for Alex,
the Saleen Mustang specialist.
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I'm Alex,
the Saleen Mustang specialist.
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So, you'd be working
on my kid's car?
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Look, how I fix cars has nothing to do with
the kind of underwear I wear, does it?
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No! Of course not!
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Wouldn't matter if you
didn't wear any underwear.
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It's a beautiful Shelby.
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Yup, '66 GT 350H.
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They only made 1,500 of these.
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Actually, a thousand.
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Nine hundred automatics
and 100 four-speeds.
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Quarter-mile time?
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15-point-two seconds
at 92 miles per hour.
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Pretty sweet deal considering the
original purchase price was...
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Thirty-five forty-seven.
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Are you done testing me?
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Almost.
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Who was the last actor
to join The Three Stooges?
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Curly-Joe DeRita,
but he's no Shemp.
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Hey! Tim Taylor.
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I know.
Nice to meet you.
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You want to take a look
at the Mustang then?
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Yeah. I was just about to
clock out, so let me wash up,
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- and I'll take a look at it for you.
- All right.
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But, hey, I gotta tell ya,
I'm a huge Tool Time fan.
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Really?
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Yeah, man. I just
really love the show.
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What's your favorite episode?
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Definitely the one where you
fell through that port-a-potty.
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Yeah, the ladies go nuts
over that one, you know?
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It's the first time I did
my own stunt, you know?
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Anything for the audience.
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Did that stink in there!
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How long have you
been a mechanic?
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Since I was two and I
souped up my own stroller.
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Okay. Ready.
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Wow! Wow!
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I mean, imagine that!
You know? Souping up your own stroller!
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Nice save.
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Let's go take a look at the car.
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Okay.
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Now, eventually, Brad and I are gonna
do some performance modifications,
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but right now I've got some
problems with the transmission.
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Like what?
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Well, there's this grinding
noise coming out of it,
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and I thought it
was the shift fork.
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Turns out that's not what it is.
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Maybe it's the syncros.
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Yeah.
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How do you know
so much about cars?
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You grow up with four brothers,
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you pick up all
kinds of guy stuff.
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- Four brothers? I have four brothers.
- No way!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, mine taught me
how to burp the alphabet.
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A woman of letters!
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Yeah, they taught me all about
cars and tools. It was great.
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One summer they even got
me a job as an arc welder.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! A woman arc welder?
Don't toy with me.
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Tim, you're veering
off the road.
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Sorry.
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Hey, why don't you downshift, so I can
hear that noise you're talking about?
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Okay. That should be...
There you go. Listen.
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Yeah, it's the syncros.
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I have the same problem
with my Fairlane Thunderbolt.
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A Fairlane Thunderbolt
with the big 427?
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Yeah. And the glass
hood scoop.
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I gotta take a look at this car.
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Tim, red light!
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That's a reflex
from having three kids.
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I'm not a kid.
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I'm well aware of that.
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Hey, Marty.
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Hey, Jill.
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Look. I want you to see what I got
Tim for our anniversary present.
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Wow! An old Hamilton.
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Yeah. You know, he's always talking
about the one that your dad wore.
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Yeah.
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Mom gave it to Jeff,
and he broke it.
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Then he gave it to me,
and I broke it.
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Then Tim wanted it,
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and Mom confiscated it
before he could come near it.
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Smart lady.
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All right, guys.
I'm late. I gotta go.
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I'm gonna go to Jason's and study.
Mom, can I take the Nomad?
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Yeah, yeah. Sure.
Look, look.
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This is what I got Dad
for our anniversary present.
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You stole Grandma's watch?
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Yes, Brad, I did. I mugged her
outside the Social Security office.
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I've got some great news on the Mustang.
I'll tell you about it later on, all right?
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All right.
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So, honey, what do
you want for dinner?
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I'm not gonna eat. I'm just gonna change
clothes and go check on Brad's car.
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He's working on the car again?
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Yeah.
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He's been working with that
mechanic every night this week.
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Wow!
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He's usually so critical
of his car guys.
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Alex has gotta
be a hot mechanic.
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Yeah, yeah.
He loves this one.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he
spent the night at the garage.
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- Happy anniversary!
- Happy anniversary!
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They are so beautiful.
You guys...
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Wait, what do you want?
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Simply that you keep that in
mind the next time we screw up.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Thank you.
You're so sweet.
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Hello? Hi, honey.
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Wait a minute, where are you?
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Well, how much longer?
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I can't believe you had to go to
the mechanic's on our anniversary.
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No, I don't want
to meet you there.
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Then we gotta have two cars. And
we gotta drive home alone...
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Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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I'll call the restaurant, and
I'll move back the reservation.
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Yes. Shoot!
Yeah, okay. Bye.
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- Would you put this... Hang this up?
- Yeah.
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I got water all
over the mail. Man!
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What is this?
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This is from the Royal
Oak Police Department.
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It's a ticket.
Brad!
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Mom, I didn't get a ticket.
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And in case I did,
I got flower credit.
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Wait a minute. I think
this is your dad's ticket.
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Hello!
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Great restaurant.
Sorry I'm late.
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Happy anniversary.
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Is it?
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Look, I know you're upset.
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But I get so distracted when
I'm working under a hood.
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Come on! I lose track of time
when I'm working with my hands.
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Tim, who were you with tonight?
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Who I've been with all this
week. Alex, my mechanic.
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Then who is that?
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Alex, my mechanic.
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What is this?
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It's a ticket that you got while
joy-riding with your quote "mechanic."
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This is ridiculous.
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It was a slow yellow.
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The brakes are bad. How can
I get a ticket for this?
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Will you forget
about the ticket?
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Who is the woman? And why
is your hand on her breast?
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This is my mechanic, Alex. My hand is
not on her breast. It's guarding it.
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What?
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And may I say what a
fine job it's doing.
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Antonio?
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Good evening.
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What are you doing
at this restaurant?
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My previous employer grew weary
of defending me in the lawsuits.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Yes, you can.
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A very good bottle of champagne.
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We're celebrating
our anniversary.
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Champagne on an anniversary.
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How original!
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Okay, okay, okay.
Why didn't you tell me
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that you hired a beautiful, sexy
woman to work on Brad's car?
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Every time I try to tell you about
one of my mechanics, you cut me off,
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so I didn't bother with the details.
So what?
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When they're younger, bigger
details, I'd like to know.
248
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:50,201
I didn't even know she was a woman
until she took off her clothes.
249
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,440
She took her overalls off to
slip into something comfortable.
250
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,711
Look, to me,
Alex is just a mechanic.
251
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:00,916
There's nothing
going on between you?
252
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,347
There's nothing
going on between us.
253
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,049
Come on! You know I like
cars more than I like women.
254
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,053
Just... I wanted this night to be special.
It's ruined.
255
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,359
- It's not ruined.
- Yes, it is.
256
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:11,589
We'll get another waiter.
257
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,260
We got French food coming,
some champagne.
258
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,230
Come on. I opened... I got you
something nice. Open that up.
259
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,965
- You did?
- Yes!
260
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:24,969
Oh, my God!
261
00:13:27,272 --> 00:13:30,742
We look like we're on our way
to rob a convenience store.
262
00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:39,154
We were on our way to the
Doobie Brothers that night.
263
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:40,751
I know. That was
such a great night.
264
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,687
Happy anniversary, honey.
265
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,888
Happy anniversary.
266
00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:47,491
I got you something.
Here.
267
00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:55,966
Did you steal
this from my mother?
268
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,803
No! I found one
just like your dad's.
269
00:13:58,870 --> 00:13:59,937
- No way!
- Yeah.
270
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,340
Unbelievable.
271
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,711
Hello? Hi, Alex.
272
00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:10,648
You found a Flowmaster at half price?
You are amazing.
273
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:14,552
No, it's just funny. You know that
yellow light we slipped through?
274
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,954
I got one of those ticket pictures.
You look great.
275
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,956
I mean, the angle
on me's kind of bad.
276
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,024
Huh?
277
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:22,960
I can't hear. Hold on.
278
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,496
You're fading out there.
What? Hold on.
279
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,799
Got ya. Yeah.
280
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,035
Uh-huh.
281
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,338
Throttle body.
That's a great idea.
282
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,606
Tomorrow. Okay?
283
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,107
Right.
284
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,175
Okay, bye.
285
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:45,283
What a pity champagne costs the
same for one as it does for two.
286
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,051
Happy anniversary.
287
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,692
Why did you leave
the restaurant like that?
288
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,296
I'm surprised you noticed. You were so
busy talking to your new friend, Alex.
289
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,732
She found an auto part we were looking for.
She was excited.
290
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,433
She didn't know it
was our anniversary.
291
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,335
I'm sure she didn't.
292
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,704
I'm sure it wasn't important
enough for you to mention.
293
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:16,080
For your information, I didn't tell
anybody it was our anniversary
294
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,383
regardless of race, creed
or sexual orientation.
295
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:23,387
So, you're an equal
opportunity idiot.
296
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:26,228
Well, that's a great way to celebrate
our anniversary, calling me an idiot.
297
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,530
You earned it! You could've told
her that it was your anniversary!
298
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,666
That you were with your wife, and
you could call her back tomorrow!
299
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,669
That's exactly what I did say, right
after you bolted out of the restaurant.
300
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,070
You should've seen
yourself talking to her.
301
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,067
You were drooling
like a school boy.
302
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:38,969
She got me a Flowmaster
at half price.
303
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:40,571
Excuse me.
304
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,911
While you were spending every
waking moment with this woman,
305
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:46,010
I went to 12 different antique
stores trying to find a watch
306
00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:47,812
to honor the memory
of your father,
307
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,481
and you didn't look at me
once like that tonight!
308
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,150
Thanks a lot, Tim!
Happy anniversary!
309
00:15:57,322 --> 00:15:59,756
Wilson, what are you doing?
Planting snow peas?
310
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,362
No, no, no, no, no, Tim. Did
you realize that in Thailand
311
00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:08,332
they sprinkle lemon grass on their
lawn to ward off a raging storm?
312
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,369
What do they sprinkle on the
lawn to ward off a raging wife?
313
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,504
Jewelry.
314
00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:19,877
Jill's having a problem
with my new mechanic, Alex.
315
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:22,313
I thought you were
crazy about his work.
316
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,914
Well, he's actually a she.
317
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,150
Well, that's funny.
318
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,619
You never told me
your mechanic was a woman.
319
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,788
I didn't tell Jill either.
320
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,590
When she found out that I
spend so much time with Alex,
321
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,592
she got really upset.
322
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,562
Why didn't you tell Jill
that Alex was a woman?
323
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,796
It never occurred to me.
324
00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:39,863
Uh-huh.
325
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,734
And why did you spend every
night with her this week?
326
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,169
To work on Brad's car.
327
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:46,236
Ah.
328
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:50,007
And it took you that long to fix
the problem in the gearbox?
329
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,876
No, that took about an hour and
a half, but we did other stuff.
330
00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:55,079
- What other stuff?
- You know, am I on trial here?
331
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:58,082
Well, I'm very sorry, Tim. I'm just
asking if your mechanic was a man,
332
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,351
would you have spent all that
time over at the garage?
333
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:02,386
What does that have
to do with anything?
334
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:06,157
Well, maybe you withheld information
from Jill because actually
335
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,825
you are attracted to Alex.
336
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,660
No, no, no.
337
00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:11,729
No.
338
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,997
Maybe.
339
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,935
Who hasn't fantasized
about dating an arc welder?
340
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,872
I am attracted to her.
341
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:24,374
It's horrible.
342
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:25,276
No, it's not horrible as
long as you don't act on it.
343
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:26,543
Yeah, it is.
344
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,112
Well, I would never act on it.
345
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:30,018
You want to be sure not to
put yourself in a situation
346
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,049
where you could be tempted.
347
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:35,620
You know, I'm the kind of guy that
doesn't like playing with fire
348
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,388
unless it's on Tool Time.
349
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,591
And we've all seen
what happens there.
350
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:43,894
Alex!
351
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,562
I'll be out in a minute, Tim.
352
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,397
The car looks great.
353
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:48,733
Hey, what's going on?
354
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,038
Nothing. I just... I think I'm
gonna stop working on the car.
355
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,306
But we haven't
finished the rear end.
356
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,677
I think we've looked
at enough rear ends.
357
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,451
Well, you're still gonna come by and
show me your hot rod, aren't you?
358
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,550
I don't think so.
359
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,488
I don't understand. I mean,
did I do something wrong?
360
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:10,087
No. No. Not at all.
You've done everything right.
361
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,875
And you were the right
mechanic for the job.
362
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:14,859
But sometimes two rights
would make a wrong.
363
00:18:17,195 --> 00:18:19,063
You're a very
good mechanic, Alex.
364
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,133
And you're also very attractive.
365
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,669
And I am a very married guy. And I don't want
to, you know, violate that trust anymore.
366
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:26,971
Tim...
Let me finish.
367
00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:29,073
And I know there's probably
some attraction to me
368
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,009
because I'm a local celebrity
and a TV star, you know, and...
369
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,277
- Hey!
- Hey, Greg.
370
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:34,664
Oftentimes,
women your age find...
371
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:36,580
Tim, I'd like you to meet
my boyfriend, Greg.
372
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,714
Hi.
373
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,050
Were you guys in
the middle of something?
374
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:43,887
No, I am...
I am so finished.
375
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:46,027
Listen, Greg, I'll meet you in the car.
I'll be there in a minute.
376
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:48,459
Okay, nice meeting you, sir.
377
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:49,793
You too, son.
378
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,263
I'm an idiot!
379
00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:54,336
- You're not an idiot.
- Yes. I'm an idiot.
380
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,399
No.
381
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,633
You're just a man.
382
00:18:58,002 --> 00:18:59,236
A really attractive man.
383
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,371
Nah.
384
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,342
You know, you kind of
remind me of my father.
385
00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:18,089
Honey, I want to talk.
386
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,257
You want me to say
that what you did
387
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,997
last night was okay,
and I'm not gonna do that.
388
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,728
Well, it wasn't okay,
but for a lot of reasons.
389
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:28,299
Such as?
390
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,538
Well, I thought I was going down
there to work on Brad's car.
391
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:33,337
But it turns out that,
you know, she was young,
392
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,006
and she knew about
The Three Stooges,
393
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:38,409
and she knew cars,
and she's attractive,
394
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,677
and I was attracted to her.
395
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:42,746
So, was she attracted to you?
396
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,315
Well, it turns out, no.
397
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,844
I went down there
to pick up Brad's car.
398
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,524
And I was telling her
that I was happily married.
399
00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:52,294
And trying to explain how it would be
easy to be attracted to a guy like me.
400
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:55,026
And she introduces me to her
big stud muffin boyfriend.
401
00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:58,333
So, that must've been
kind of embarrassing.
402
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,498
Yes, I made quite
an idiot out of myself.
403
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,701
Go on.
404
00:20:04,769 --> 00:20:06,870
Well, junior there
called me "sir."
405
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,773
That's good.
406
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,376
She said I reminded
her a lot of her dad.
407
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,011
Oh, that's really good.
408
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,946
Yeah.
409
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:17,314
You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
410
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,549
Immensely.
411
00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:22,186
Well,
412
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,122
that's the reason why I spent too
much time down there, I think.
413
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,291
And drooled all
over the phone, and...
414
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,932
You know, this stuff just... It happens.
It just... It's okay. I just...
415
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:37,601
I wish you hadn't done
it on our anniversary.
416
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,070
I wish I hadn't done it at all.
417
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:42,406
You know,
because this is the woman
418
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,475
I like spending
time with, you know?
419
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,178
Do you remember the first
time I told you I loved you?
420
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:49,947
When was that?
421
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:53,117
I don't remember,
I was hoping you did.
422
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,652
I'm kidding. Nineteen years ago.
Do you remember?
423
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,959
The front porch of your parents' house.
That summer place they had.
424
00:20:57,989 --> 00:21:00,257
Sitting out there, summertime.
425
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,664
Your old man comes crashing out
of that screen door with a saber.
426
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,295
Chases me off the porch.
427
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,197
What's the matter
with him, anyway?
428
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,535
I never thought I would
see you again that night.
429
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:15,906
You just did it.
430
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,641
Now what did I do?
431
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,215
You just looked at me the way I
wanted you to look at me last night.
432
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,546
When, wait...
Which look? This one?
433
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,582
No.
434
00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:27,129
Hold it. Wait, wait. It was... I
know it was in there, hold on.
435
00:21:28,386 --> 00:21:29,786
No.
436
00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:31,222
How about this?
437
00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:35,826
No.
438
00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:40,531
I prefer this.
439
00:22:01,085 --> 00:22:03,020
So, I hear you're
pretty good with Mustangs.
440
00:22:03,087 --> 00:22:05,556
What do you say
you work on mine?
441
00:22:07,992 --> 00:22:09,893
Yeah, I'd like that.
441
00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:16,476
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