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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,294 --> 00:00:08,627 Good morning, patrol! 2 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:10,983 Good morning, Skipper! 3 00:00:11,102 --> 00:00:13,962 Welcome to day one, activity A, 4 00:00:14,088 --> 00:00:16,877 and A is for archery! 5 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:18,331 - Yes! - OK. 6 00:00:18,457 --> 00:00:20,578 We'll all get a chance to shoot at the target 7 00:00:20,704 --> 00:00:24,572 but, before we do, I just need to run through some do's and do nots. 8 00:00:24,698 --> 00:00:27,543 There you go, Frank, pass that down. Alexander, you take the bow. 9 00:00:27,669 --> 00:00:29,569 Pass it down, get used to the feel of it. 10 00:00:29,695 --> 00:00:32,720 It may surprise some of you to know that most accidents happen 11 00:00:32,846 --> 00:00:35,283 after the arrows have hit the target. 12 00:00:35,409 --> 00:00:38,634 Boys run down the range and can easily trip up, 13 00:00:38,759 --> 00:00:41,405 so safety rule number one is no... 14 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:47,931 I... Er... 15 00:00:48,057 --> 00:00:50,225 That's gone through, that. Clean through. 16 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:54,178 I'm panicking. Right. 17 00:00:55,868 --> 00:00:57,634 Who can drive? 18 00:00:57,969 --> 00:00:59,634 We might need one of you to drive. 19 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:01,278 No, that's a silly idea. 20 00:01:01,404 --> 00:01:04,634 Don't look at me, kids. Make a path! You don't want to see this in your dreams. 21 00:01:04,771 --> 00:01:06,107 Someone call Carol, please! 22 00:01:06,248 --> 00:01:08,783 You've got to go to the New Forest next week. That's out. 23 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,443 Oh, it's cold, innit? 24 00:01:20,374 --> 00:01:21,574 That's better. 25 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:04,185 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 26 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:17,444 Michael. 27 00:02:18,032 --> 00:02:19,232 Michael... 28 00:02:20,256 --> 00:02:21,464 Mike! 29 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,772 Morning, handsome. 30 00:02:24,662 --> 00:02:25,862 Listen... 31 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,576 I can't hear anything. 32 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:31,902 Exactly. 33 00:02:32,885 --> 00:02:35,000 The builders haven't arrived yet. 34 00:02:35,274 --> 00:02:37,236 That pigeon isn't in here. 35 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,759 We're all alone. 36 00:02:42,071 --> 00:02:43,634 - Oh! - Yeah. 37 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:44,959 Yeah. 38 00:02:46,704 --> 00:02:48,372 - Er... - What? 39 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,737 - Are you sure we're alone? - Mike, there are no ghosts in here. 40 00:02:52,863 --> 00:02:54,902 It's freaking me out that you can see them... 41 00:02:55,027 --> 00:02:57,929 Mike, Mike, Mike... We are alone. 42 00:03:02,156 --> 00:03:03,483 Ooh, yeah... 43 00:03:03,609 --> 00:03:04,909 Get out! 44 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,638 - There's one in here now, isn't there? - Yeah, just... 45 00:03:17,081 --> 00:03:18,911 Are we ever alone? 46 00:03:20,248 --> 00:03:24,382 Castle Man, he go de-da-ka, de-da-ka! 47 00:03:25,586 --> 00:03:26,786 You go. 48 00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:32,881 Interesting. 49 00:03:33,272 --> 00:03:36,663 Erm... Funny hat dude, he... 50 00:03:37,813 --> 00:03:39,050 Hey! 51 00:03:43,294 --> 00:03:45,369 What's all this commotion? 52 00:03:52,027 --> 00:03:53,634 Unacceptable! 53 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:55,396 Emergency meeting! 54 00:03:56,759 --> 00:04:00,881 Now, it's clear that this new enemy, these builders, 55 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:04,156 are deep in our territory. It's an occupation. 56 00:04:04,759 --> 00:04:07,035 We shall fight on the beaches. 57 00:04:07,466 --> 00:04:11,634 We shall fight on the landing? Yes, all right. Don't be glib. 58 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:16,704 But how do we fight? We have no rocks, no sticks, no bears. 59 00:04:16,830 --> 00:04:18,096 Bears? 60 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:22,387 Oh, yes, very good, Thomas. We'll just sigh at them. 61 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,758 You don't understand, do you? 62 00:04:24,884 --> 00:04:27,265 - Almost certainly not. - She does not comprehend 63 00:04:27,391 --> 00:04:29,756 the profundity of my feelings for her. 64 00:04:29,882 --> 00:04:33,752 - Thomas in big love with Kim Wilde. - Kim Wi...? Alison? 65 00:04:33,878 --> 00:04:35,488 He's got the hots for Alison! 66 00:04:35,614 --> 00:04:38,270 Oh, it's far more complicated than that, damn your eyes! 67 00:04:38,396 --> 00:04:40,072 I am attempting to compose a poem 68 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:43,255 of such intricate beauty to reflect the way I feel. 69 00:04:43,381 --> 00:04:46,221 I cannot be expected to plot with you halfwits 70 00:04:46,347 --> 00:04:48,897 and work on my art! 71 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:53,458 You can't just appear like that, not when we're in bed. 72 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:56,634 - Were you and Mike making a baby? - Er, what? No! No. 73 00:04:56,759 --> 00:04:58,634 I was hoping we'd get in a bit of practice, but... 74 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:01,759 - Practice? - You know, getting jiggy with it. 75 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:05,296 - How's-your-father? - He's dead, I think. 76 00:05:05,422 --> 00:05:07,171 You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 77 00:05:07,297 --> 00:05:09,461 I thought babies were made when you pressed ears together. 78 00:05:09,587 --> 00:05:11,873 Oh, no! Who told you that? 79 00:05:11,999 --> 00:05:14,397 My sister. How do you make a baby? 80 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:18,964 Well... OK. So, when a man and a woman 81 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:20,885 love each other very, very much... 82 00:05:21,011 --> 00:05:23,731 or not, actually sometimes that can be more fun. 83 00:05:24,168 --> 00:05:26,178 You'll have to ask one of the others. I've got to go. 84 00:05:26,304 --> 00:05:28,165 Hi, Terry. You all right, mate? 85 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:30,768 Ah! There you are. Jolly good. Now, look here. 86 00:05:30,893 --> 00:05:32,521 I mean, I thought the Blitz was bad, 87 00:05:32,647 --> 00:05:34,966 but your builders make the Luftwaffe look like a youth group. 88 00:05:35,092 --> 00:05:37,634 No offence, Pat. We know your lot were capable of killing. 89 00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:38,851 Please, not now! 90 00:05:38,977 --> 00:05:40,943 - Oh. Sorry. I'll... - No, not you, Terry. 91 00:05:41,069 --> 00:05:44,165 I was just talking to... Mike. 92 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:47,034 - Not now, Mike! - What? 93 00:05:47,594 --> 00:05:48,635 Right. 94 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,569 Yes, Terry. How are you? How's it going? 95 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:52,496 Yeah, good, good. We've finally managed 96 00:05:52,622 --> 00:05:54,741 to make the roof watertight in the, erm... 97 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,933 - ... the back bit. - The east wing! 98 00:05:57,059 --> 00:05:59,418 East wing. Thank you... Terry. 99 00:05:59,544 --> 00:06:03,741 But we have found something else. The drainage from the east wing is cracked. 100 00:06:03,867 --> 00:06:06,415 - I don't know when it was put in. - 1894. 101 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:09,415 1894. Erm, probably, between... 102 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:10,959 Not now, what? 103 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,164 - Not now! Huh! - Hmm? 104 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,967 What's he like, Terry? 105 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,539 Right. Well, it needs a lot of work to make sure it doesn't breach. 106 00:06:19,665 --> 00:06:21,826 I can do you a quote on top of the old one, 107 00:06:21,952 --> 00:06:24,124 which has gone up a bit, I'm afraid. 108 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,124 - We don't have any more money. - Great, great! 109 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:29,634 We'll probably just put our heads together and run some numbers up the flagpole 110 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,160 and just see if any of that makes any sense. 111 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:36,155 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Yeah, by all means. 112 00:06:37,285 --> 00:06:39,634 What are you doing? We can't just agree to more work like that. 113 00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:41,929 We're burning through money quicker than actually burning money. 114 00:06:42,055 --> 00:06:44,498 Mike, it's fine. This is all part of being project manager. 115 00:06:44,624 --> 00:06:45,834 It's a negotiation. 116 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,464 You get them on side, do a bit of wheeling, dealing. 117 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,712 You gotta be mates, if you want mate's rates. 118 00:06:50,838 --> 00:06:52,177 He's coming, he's coming, he's coming. 119 00:06:52,303 --> 00:06:54,695 Listen, Tel, let's chat numbers later, 120 00:06:54,821 --> 00:06:58,770 and in the meantime, how about a nice cup of old Rosie Lee? 121 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,532 Oh, yeah. No milk, four sugars. 122 00:07:00,658 --> 00:07:02,193 OK... Watch out! 123 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:08,759 For the sugar, Terry! Come on, that's too many. 124 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,605 - Isn't it, Mike? - Yeah. 125 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,784 Just checking, that was a ghost thing, right? 126 00:07:16,910 --> 00:07:18,910 There are ghosts in here, which is why you went weird? 127 00:07:19,036 --> 00:07:21,126 - Just one there and one there. - Yes, we're here, we're here. 128 00:07:21,252 --> 00:07:23,252 - Here we are. - OK. 129 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:29,392 Pat, are you not well? 130 00:07:29,518 --> 00:07:31,671 Hmm? Oh, no, I'm fine. 131 00:07:31,797 --> 00:07:34,436 It's just that tomorrow's my death day 132 00:07:34,561 --> 00:07:36,035 so, you know, I always get a bit emotional... 133 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,449 How are babies made? 134 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:44,072 Alison, my Alison. 135 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:48,539 You are like a... Like a... 136 00:07:48,665 --> 00:07:51,480 Yeah. Sorry, I appreciate it's such short notice and that, 137 00:07:51,606 --> 00:07:55,799 but we've just got so much rubbish to clear up. 138 00:07:55,925 --> 00:07:59,435 I mean, loads of it. Seriously. Builders are awful, aren't they? 139 00:07:59,561 --> 00:08:03,866 I had a terrible time when I was extending the Bramptons back in '86. 140 00:08:03,992 --> 00:08:07,433 It's a modest Oxfordshire pile. 11 bedrooms, tennis courts, wet room, 141 00:08:07,559 --> 00:08:09,658 - blah-blah-blah-blah. - Sounds frightfully expensive. 142 00:08:09,784 --> 00:08:13,873 Oh, no, I didn't pay for it, no. I ran it through MPs' expenses. 143 00:08:13,999 --> 00:08:15,806 The great British taxpayer covered it. 144 00:08:15,932 --> 00:08:17,634 Wonderful idiots! Now, where was I? 145 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:21,087 Oh, yes, builders. Well, I mean, they're all thieves, aren't they? 146 00:08:21,213 --> 00:08:22,366 Tinkers to a man. 147 00:08:22,492 --> 00:08:25,669 All the noise, the football chat, the potty banter. 148 00:08:25,795 --> 00:08:28,066 Ooh! Wait a minute, that's it! 149 00:08:28,192 --> 00:08:29,367 What's what? 150 00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:32,948 All we have to do is watch these builders closely 151 00:08:33,074 --> 00:08:36,530 until they commit some sort of misdemeanour, report it to Alison... 152 00:08:36,656 --> 00:08:38,634 And she'll send them away with a flea in their ear. 153 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:40,091 Yes! Let's get organised. 154 00:08:41,497 --> 00:08:44,505 I have flea in ear. - But you're dead. 155 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:46,526 So is flea. 156 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,759 I also have worms. 157 00:08:55,572 --> 00:08:57,561 Ah! There's two in here. 158 00:08:59,114 --> 00:09:00,978 A proper pair of oiks. 159 00:09:01,104 --> 00:09:04,574 This'll be like shooting fish in a barrel, which I did for real once. 160 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,634 Party Conference, Bournemouth. Great fun. 161 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:08,634 I might sneak off a bit earlier today, Wixy. 162 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:11,634 - This is going to be easy. - Shouldn't be a problem. Where are you off to? 163 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,768 I need to get back to that community project thing. 164 00:09:13,894 --> 00:09:15,634 Oh, yeah, the kids' playground at the hospital. 165 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:19,697 Well, I mean, there's being nice, that's one thing, but that's just weird nice. 166 00:09:19,823 --> 00:09:23,034 All right. There's plenty more where they came from. Come along. 167 00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:33,758 Ohh! Pat! 168 00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:37,291 You all right? 169 00:09:38,158 --> 00:09:39,634 Tomorrow's my death day. 170 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:43,442 Oh! Happy death day. 171 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,696 I'm really sorry, Pat. I've actually never asked you, 172 00:09:48,395 --> 00:09:50,500 how did you die, exactly? 173 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,634 Sorry, no. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 174 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:57,172 I just wanted to lighten the mood, and it hasn't worked. Sorry. 175 00:09:57,298 --> 00:09:59,046 - That must be really hard for you. - Yeah, it is, yeah. 176 00:09:59,194 --> 00:10:01,634 But on the plus side, I get to see my family, so... 177 00:10:01,759 --> 00:10:02,713 Oh! What? What? 178 00:10:02,839 --> 00:10:05,484 Yeah. Every year, they come to pay their respects. 179 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,328 They'll be here tomorrow, over there. 180 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:13,062 Yeah, it used to be a tree, but it blew down in the great storm of 1987. 181 00:10:13,188 --> 00:10:16,536 I mean, people say it was a storm, but it was a hurricane, Alison. 182 00:10:16,662 --> 00:10:18,756 Well, that'll be nice, to see your family. 183 00:10:18,882 --> 00:10:23,563 And I thought, wouldn't it be great to pass on a message to them? 184 00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:27,732 Oh, no, Pat. I don't think that's such a great idea. 185 00:10:27,858 --> 00:10:31,085 Oh, it is. I could let Carol know that I was OK. 186 00:10:31,211 --> 00:10:34,436 The whole family come! Daley, he's my son, and his girlfriend, 187 00:10:34,561 --> 00:10:36,947 they'll be there, and Carol's husband Morris. 188 00:10:37,073 --> 00:10:39,825 - She remarried? - It's fine. 189 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,635 I'm very happy for them. 190 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,633 Morris was actually my best mate, 191 00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:45,766 so it was really lovely when he married Carol. 192 00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:47,400 He was always such a support to her, 193 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:48,856 even before I died. 194 00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:50,634 He was always round. 195 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:52,118 He had his own set of keys. 196 00:10:52,244 --> 00:10:54,140 I remember, one Sunday, I came back from camp 197 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:57,230 and I found all his clothes in the hallway. 198 00:10:57,356 --> 00:11:00,915 Everything, his socks, his knickers, they were all strewn up the stairs. 199 00:11:05,759 --> 00:11:07,034 Oh, no. 200 00:11:07,704 --> 00:11:08,956 Yeah. 201 00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:11,010 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 202 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,759 Carol! 203 00:11:20,117 --> 00:11:22,086 Anyone dead in here? 204 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:56,180 Don't worry, it's only a matter of time. Builders are born to hustle. 205 00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:59,297 - It's in their DNA. - Oh, hang on a minute. Ah, there we are! 206 00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:01,383 - That's perfect. - Here he comes! 207 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,282 Our work here is done. 208 00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,634 - Oi, Mike! - What? 209 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,158 - You dropped your wallet, mate. - You've got to be joking. 210 00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:10,634 Damnation! Tough nuts to crack, this lot. 211 00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:12,634 Reminds me of Monty in the desert in '42. 212 00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:14,178 - Oh, yeah? - Totally hemmed in. 213 00:12:14,304 --> 00:12:15,634 - Interesting. - But he persisted. 214 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:17,212 Oh, this is happening now. 215 00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:25,085 - Where are you off to? - I'm going to the pub. 216 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,634 Mike, it's barely midday. 217 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:30,476 Yeah, well, sometimes, you know, a guy just wants to... 218 00:12:30,602 --> 00:12:33,837 - You're doing a Glastonbury, aren't you? - OK. So, I admit I have some issues. 219 00:12:33,963 --> 00:12:38,228 Mike, you left the festival to go for a poo. Not just the campsite, the entire festival. 220 00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:42,324 So I need poo space. It's hard enough when people are close by, 221 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:45,155 let alone when there might be ghosts in there with me. 222 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,652 You've got this covered, though, yeah? Project manager? 223 00:12:47,778 --> 00:12:49,635 - Get us that deal! - Sure. 224 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,185 They're not watching you! 225 00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:52,522 - I am! - Oh, my God! 226 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,198 Stop sneaking up on me! 227 00:13:00,051 --> 00:13:02,902 Hello, Terry. Can I get you a tea? 228 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,556 No, you're all right. 229 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,796 Oh, Alison... 230 00:13:08,563 --> 00:13:10,438 My Alison... 231 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,402 You are like... 232 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:17,986 - You are like a... - Garrison? 233 00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:20,051 African? 234 00:13:20,177 --> 00:13:21,454 - I say tarragon. - Hexagon? 235 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:22,961 - Algorithm? - Or hessian? 236 00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:25,781 - Or marathon. - Please, will you hush? 237 00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:27,601 I cannot hear myself think! 238 00:13:28,618 --> 00:13:30,221 You know nothing of poetry! 239 00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:31,959 Off he goes. 240 00:13:33,294 --> 00:13:34,549 Talisman? 241 00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:36,300 - Oh, that's brilliant. - I said that. 242 00:13:36,426 --> 00:13:38,141 - No, you didn't. - I said that five minutes ago. 243 00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:40,539 - No, you didn't. - I didn't hear you say that. 244 00:13:40,665 --> 00:13:43,089 - Well, I did. - I thought of it myself, anyway. 245 00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:46,493 You want to know how babies are made, Kitty? 246 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:52,048 Well, the bees, you see, like men, visit the flowers. 247 00:13:52,174 --> 00:13:54,682 Some bees like just one type of flower, 248 00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:57,931 though it turns out not your flower, cos your flower just isn't good enough, 249 00:13:58,057 --> 00:13:59,962 so there you are, on display, 250 00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:03,821 waiting for the big, strong bee with his big pollen sacs underneath him, 251 00:14:03,947 --> 00:14:09,131 and he goes to a different flower, and sometimes, Kitty, the bee only likes other bees, 252 00:14:09,257 --> 00:14:12,072 and you think, well, why have you chosen that bee and not my flower? 253 00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:15,271 But they don't care, you see? They just buzz around and ignore you! 254 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,536 That's fascinating... 255 00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:24,933 Er, look... 256 00:14:25,295 --> 00:14:27,818 - What's going on here? - Monkey. 257 00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:30,634 - Oh, no, no, I mean... - That's good fun. 258 00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:33,082 - Oh, good Lord. I mean, that's just... - What's all that racket? 259 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,854 Ah, now, Fanny, I insist, you really do not want to see. 260 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,634 This really isn't something you should be looking at... 261 00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:40,502 How on earth are they both doing that? 262 00:14:40,628 --> 00:14:43,982 - Absolutely... - Do you know what, Fanny? I think you should go 263 00:14:44,108 --> 00:14:46,634 and report this to Alison straight away. 264 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:48,106 Yes... Yes! 265 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:51,693 - It's shocking behaviour. Shocking. - You're absolutely right. 266 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,170 Alison! Alison! 267 00:14:56,382 --> 00:15:00,634 - Right, then, drainage issue. - Yeah. Yeah, well, that's a tricky one. 268 00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:03,499 - I have never been so outraged... - There's no way two ways about it. 269 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,634 - in all my life! - The big issue is finding where to dig. 270 00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:07,634 Those builders have been watching some grotesquery 271 00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:09,294 - on their magic lanterns. - For that, 272 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,886 - we need to get the old ground radar in... - It's disgusting! 273 00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:13,714 - Two monkeys doing unspeakable things! - And it wasn't budgeted for. 274 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,511 - Oh, the video! - Well, it's more like an ultrasound, 275 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:18,294 but it does have a screen on it, yeah. 276 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:22,895 Sorry, Terry, I was actually just thinking about that, um, 277 00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:24,913 - that YouTube video, in the safari park... - That's the one. 278 00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:26,634 - with the monkeys. - Yes. 279 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,969 - Have you seen it? - Yeah, yeah, I have, yeah. 280 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,324 - It's pretty funny, yeah. - It is funny, actually. 281 00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:33,172 A real Button wouldn't stand for this sort of behaviour! 282 00:15:33,321 --> 00:15:35,425 Well, could you not watch it, please, Terry, 283 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,580 because, um, it's not acceptable behaviour. 284 00:15:37,706 --> 00:15:39,563 - Not in this house. - Not in this house. 285 00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:42,275 - Filthy. Dirty. - Filth... 286 00:15:44,613 --> 00:15:47,177 Right, well, why don't we have this chat tomorrow, yeah? 287 00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:49,462 Oh, sorry, Terry, I... Yeah. 288 00:15:50,843 --> 00:15:52,634 It's OK, Alison, I've changed my mind. 289 00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:55,116 - I don't want you to talk to my wife. - Right. Good. 290 00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:56,660 - I want you to kill her. - You what? 291 00:15:56,786 --> 00:15:59,272 Well, don't you see? With any luck, she'll become a ghost, like me. 292 00:15:59,398 --> 00:16:01,217 And we can be together for ever and ever. 293 00:16:01,343 --> 00:16:02,635 Great, great, yeah. 294 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:07,141 So, shall I push her in the lake or, take her up to the roof and just throw her off? 295 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:11,634 - Either's fine, just don't mark her face. - Of course I'm not going to kill your wife, Pat! 296 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,464 It's a terrible idea! 297 00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:14,959 I'm so sorry. 298 00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:17,634 What have I become? 299 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,634 I'm a monster! 300 00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:22,083 I'm a monster man! 301 00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:41,124 Do you mock me, sir? This is my sighing place. 302 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,496 Hey! Pat not feel good today. 303 00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:47,264 It's death day tomorrow. Family come. 304 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,906 No, fine! I wasn't trying to work, or anything. 305 00:16:50,032 --> 00:16:51,898 Let's make an evening of it. 306 00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:54,900 Bring wine! And figs! 307 00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:57,914 I actually don't know if I want them to come any more. 308 00:16:58,759 --> 00:17:02,952 I hate to be the one to tell you this, Patrick, but eventually no-one will come. 309 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,813 That's just the way of it. 310 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:11,093 What Thomas try to say is, you die... 311 00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:16,547 time pass, everything change. 312 00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:20,759 Family not come any more. 313 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:23,037 Is pain, 314 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,957 but you heal. 315 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:27,679 Yeah. 316 00:17:27,902 --> 00:17:30,902 You remember them here. 317 00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:35,363 And maybe, one day, 318 00:17:35,844 --> 00:17:37,779 you find new family. 319 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,569 - Who fancies a pint, then? - I'm gasping. You're buying, though. 320 00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:44,994 Wait up, guys! 321 00:17:48,273 --> 00:17:50,409 - He stinks. - He does a bit. 322 00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:57,689 Only real issue is core strength. That's known as a Norwegian picnic - 323 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,634 you won't make many babies that way, 324 00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:03,786 but it sure is a lot of fun. A lot of fun! 325 00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:07,975 A Himalayan campsite is an altogether more complicated position, 326 00:18:08,101 --> 00:18:10,258 involving four people and a rope swing. 327 00:18:10,384 --> 00:18:13,382 Now, the key to that is good ballast... 328 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:18,001 Morning! Little treat for my favourite builders! 329 00:18:18,127 --> 00:18:20,634 - Bacon roll? - Oh, yeah, lovely, thank you. 330 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,216 - Cheers! - Have a lovely day. 331 00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:24,634 - Cheers! - Thank you. Have a lovely day. 332 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,834 - What's with the bag? - Gym. 333 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,569 The pub figured me out pretty quickly, so... 334 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,405 Why don't you have a spa break while you're at it? 335 00:18:32,531 --> 00:18:34,359 Mike, we can't afford to be joining gyms. 336 00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:36,302 It's a trial day. It's free. 337 00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,066 How are you getting on with your wheeling and dealing? 338 00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:40,768 - Good, actually. - Well, I've got to go. 339 00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:42,569 I've actually really got to go. 340 00:18:42,694 --> 00:18:44,027 - Morning. - Morning! 341 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,719 Morning, Terry! 342 00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:48,543 - How are you? - Yeah, fine. 343 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,110 Just wondering if we could have a chat about the drainage issue 344 00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:53,704 and see if we can come to some sort of arrangement. 345 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:54,849 Yeah, we'll find time for that. 346 00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:57,548 Look, we're going to finish off that internal lattice work today 347 00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:59,517 so I need you to take those curtains down. 348 00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:02,920 Can do, Terry. And I've got some bacon rolls going, if you fancy one. 349 00:19:03,046 --> 00:19:04,363 No, I'm a vegan. 350 00:19:04,703 --> 00:19:07,758 Of course you are. Oh, God! 351 00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:16,168 Morning! Hey, guys. Hey, Wixy! 352 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,242 Look at that! This could be our chance! 353 00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:51,737 But we'll need help. Fetch Mary. 354 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:56,569 Don't push me, you cack-faced turnips. 355 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,215 Come quickly! 356 00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:02,327 'Tis the Devil's work! 357 00:20:02,453 --> 00:20:03,947 He is amongst us. 358 00:20:04,073 --> 00:20:05,463 - Quick! - The Devil? 359 00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:07,051 What are you talking about? 360 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,418 Right, quick as you like! 361 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,578 Right, here we go. Come on, be quick. 362 00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:13,402 All right. Don't pressure me, don't pressure me. 363 00:20:13,528 --> 00:20:15,212 You know what to do, push. 364 00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:16,739 Push! Come on. 365 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,694 What? What is it? 366 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:22,673 - Oh, I just thoughts I saw a swan. - What? 367 00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:26,963 When we used to see a swan in our village, that was the Devil at play. 368 00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:30,090 Well, nowadays that just means that there's a swan. 369 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:31,700 Oh, right. 370 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,112 Look, there's loads of swans. 371 00:20:35,346 --> 00:20:37,225 Then the Devil is busy. 372 00:20:39,025 --> 00:20:41,713 Come on, man! Come on. Push it! 373 00:20:41,851 --> 00:20:43,172 Yes! You've got it. 374 00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:44,656 - It's in! - Well done, Jul... 375 00:20:44,782 --> 00:20:46,277 Oh, here we go, here we go. 376 00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:48,743 Oh, good Lord, he's actually going to take it. 377 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:50,900 - He's taking the box. - Take it, take it! 378 00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:54,745 That one be Lucifer's lackey, for sure. 379 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,669 No, wait, I also saw a goose! 380 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,639 - Just a couple of chaps in the library... - Hi. 381 00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:19,068 - Hello there. - Just a couple of chaps in the library. 382 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,876 Er, everything all right with you? 383 00:21:21,002 --> 00:21:23,109 No! No, I've lost my engagement ring. 384 00:21:23,235 --> 00:21:25,590 - Oh, no. - Oh, no! 385 00:21:25,772 --> 00:21:30,059 Oh, dear. Listen, we don't want to be a couple of telltale-tits, 386 00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:32,260 but... Julian, er, saw... 387 00:21:32,386 --> 00:21:35,984 Yes, I saw one of the builders heading out of the east wing just moments ago 388 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:38,741 - looking tres, tres shifty. - Which one? 389 00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:40,168 The handsome one. 390 00:21:40,293 --> 00:21:43,336 Erm, the chap with the arms. Very strong. 391 00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:45,430 - Probably. - What? 392 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,005 Thanks. 393 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,415 I am actually pretty gobsmacked 394 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:56,882 that you think it might've been one of us. 395 00:21:57,008 --> 00:21:59,957 Please, I just need you to open your bags so I can check. 396 00:22:00,199 --> 00:22:03,353 Come on! Empty your pockets, riffraff! 397 00:22:06,697 --> 00:22:07,897 All right. 398 00:22:09,642 --> 00:22:10,842 There you go. 399 00:22:16,446 --> 00:22:18,150 - Oh, dear. - Sticky fingers! 400 00:22:18,276 --> 00:22:19,590 Is this it? 401 00:22:20,313 --> 00:22:22,588 I'm so sorry. I didn't even know it was in there. 402 00:22:22,714 --> 00:22:24,119 I didn't take it, honest. 403 00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:25,853 - Likely story. - Chinny reckon. 404 00:22:26,058 --> 00:22:28,589 It could have been knocked off the workbench! 405 00:22:32,511 --> 00:22:34,386 You are so right. 406 00:22:34,511 --> 00:22:37,188 Yep. And I'm... I'm so sorry. 407 00:22:37,313 --> 00:22:40,604 It's a bit late for that, Alison. Today is going to be our last day. 408 00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,386 - Get in it! - No, please don't go. 409 00:22:42,511 --> 00:22:43,865 Look, it's not my fault. 410 00:22:43,991 --> 00:22:46,630 I've been under a lot of stress lately and... 411 00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,386 Would it help if I told you that this house is haunted 412 00:22:49,511 --> 00:22:51,919 and I am being plagued by ghosts who are making my life a misery? 413 00:22:52,223 --> 00:22:53,564 Not really, no. 414 00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:56,768 A carriage! Someone's coming! 415 00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:08,281 Carol! 416 00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:22,387 OK. You win. What do you want me to say to them? 417 00:23:22,758 --> 00:23:24,654 I've had a think, Alison, 418 00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,773 and I've decided it's best you don't say anything. 419 00:23:27,899 --> 00:23:29,386 I don't want them to worry about me. 420 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:32,322 Let them get on with their lives, and I'll get on with my... 421 00:23:33,301 --> 00:23:34,633 death. 422 00:24:10,986 --> 00:24:13,321 See you, then, mate. Sorry it didn't work out. 423 00:24:13,446 --> 00:24:14,826 What? You're leaving? 424 00:24:15,264 --> 00:24:19,203 Yeah, it all got a bit... You know? 425 00:24:24,711 --> 00:24:26,696 So, Pat, I did talk to them, 426 00:24:26,822 --> 00:24:28,541 but I didn't tell them about you. 427 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,899 I asked about them. 428 00:24:30,025 --> 00:24:33,586 I figured you might like to know that your son Daley is an accountant. 429 00:24:33,711 --> 00:24:34,774 He's very happy. 430 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:38,475 Carol's busy with the bowls club and Morris is very sweet too, 431 00:24:38,632 --> 00:24:41,084 but unbelievably small. 432 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:44,587 Thank you. 433 00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:46,704 Oh, and they called him Pat. 434 00:24:49,741 --> 00:24:51,179 Your grandson. 435 00:25:10,522 --> 00:25:11,911 He's got my legs! 436 00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:26,867 Guys, I've got a grandson and his name's Pat. 437 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,232 Oh, I'm so proud I could burst. 438 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,442 Guys, this is it! 439 00:25:39,336 --> 00:25:42,390 I feel great. I think I'm moving on! 440 00:25:42,516 --> 00:25:44,467 I can see the light. Can you see the light? 441 00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:46,298 You were all my family in a way, 442 00:25:46,424 --> 00:25:49,415 and I loved you all, apart from Julian, who I didn't really trust, 443 00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:52,586 and, Lady Button, you need to chill out, just relax, OK? 444 00:25:52,711 --> 00:25:55,604 And, Captain, the war's over, man. It's over... 445 00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:57,756 - And... - That's it, then, Wixy. 446 00:25:57,882 --> 00:25:59,883 Yeah. We'll come back for the rest. 447 00:26:01,711 --> 00:26:03,711 Ah, this is awkward. 448 00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:06,854 No... 449 00:26:07,156 --> 00:26:10,655 Bye, Wixy. Bye, Kevin. 450 00:26:10,781 --> 00:26:11,981 Bye, lunchbox. 451 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:20,254 A baby. That's nice. 452 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,586 Still not quite sure how they're made. 453 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,011 Oh, erm.... 454 00:26:27,148 --> 00:26:28,618 And... 455 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,586 Really? 456 00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:37,094 - Do they love each other? - I hope so. 457 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,586 Terry just said they were leaving. What's going on? 458 00:26:39,711 --> 00:26:42,774 The charm offensive became offensive. 459 00:26:43,087 --> 00:26:44,646 So, no deal on the drainage? 460 00:26:45,331 --> 00:26:48,407 Well, it's held out this long. It's not as if... 461 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:50,331 Oh, no. 462 00:26:55,508 --> 00:26:56,706 - Alison... - Argh! 463 00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,379 - Please stop doing that! - I was blocked, 464 00:26:59,505 --> 00:27:01,048 but that has passed. 465 00:27:01,379 --> 00:27:04,831 I have composed a poem to express my feelings. 466 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,121 Sure. "Alison, we'll respect your boundaries." 467 00:27:07,246 --> 00:27:09,310 "It's bedtime so we'll probably stay out of your room." 468 00:27:09,436 --> 00:27:13,580 I'm dreaming that you're in love with me. 469 00:27:14,476 --> 00:27:16,476 Like I'm in love with you... 470 00:27:17,712 --> 00:27:20,385 But dreaming's all I do. 471 00:27:20,619 --> 00:27:23,060 If only they'd come true 472 00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:26,104 I should be so lucky. 473 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:30,653 Lucky, lucky, lucky... 474 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:34,389 I should be so lucky... 475 00:27:34,635 --> 00:27:35,835 In love? 476 00:27:35,961 --> 00:27:39,461 What magic is this? Our minds are entwined. 477 00:27:39,587 --> 00:27:41,157 How do you know my verse? 478 00:27:41,283 --> 00:27:44,586 Oh, I hate to tell you this, but that is Kylie Minogue. 479 00:27:44,711 --> 00:27:46,553 What is a Kylie Min-ohg? 480 00:27:46,679 --> 00:27:50,735 She's an Australian singer, and that's one of her songs. 481 00:27:50,861 --> 00:27:53,259 I think you might have heard it on the radio. 482 00:27:53,385 --> 00:27:55,109 It's catchy, isn't it? 483 00:27:56,061 --> 00:27:57,531 What have I done? 484 00:27:57,657 --> 00:28:00,380 Please send correspondence to Miss Minogue, 485 00:28:00,506 --> 00:28:05,297 apologising in the sincerest possible terms for stealing her beautiful words. 486 00:28:05,423 --> 00:28:08,741 The shame is almost too much to bear! 487 00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:10,401 What have I done?! 488 00:28:12,631 --> 00:28:13,831 What's so funny? 489 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:16,127 Oh... No, it doesn't matter. 490 00:28:16,253 --> 00:28:17,987 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't help you with the drains. 491 00:28:18,112 --> 00:28:21,189 Never mind those ghosts, I think this house is going to finish us off! 492 00:28:21,315 --> 00:28:23,453 We'll figure it out. Or rob a bank. 493 00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:25,192 And you know what? 494 00:28:25,711 --> 00:28:28,586 I won't let them get to me, either. 495 00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:30,099 Ooh, the full monty! 496 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,234 Here I am. Huh? 497 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,297 Come on! I'm not afraid of you! 498 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,740 Hah! Get a good look! 499 00:28:37,866 --> 00:28:39,987 I don't care. Watch it! 500 00:28:40,112 --> 00:28:42,710 Yeah, not scaring me. I'm not... 501 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,380 What was that? 502 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:49,799 It's probably nothing. 503 00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:54,921 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 38798

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