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Gaz! Gaz, wake up!
We're here.
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Now, now, just shut up and let
a legend catch a disco nap.
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No one should be this excited
about being in Neerg.
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This place sucks ass.
- I don't about that.
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Last time I was here, whoa, boy!
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Let's just say, uh, me and
these blonde conjoined twins,
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we had ourselves
a little, uh, uh-huh.
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Okay, fine, nothing happened,
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but, you know,
tomorrow's another day.
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And today is a day, too.
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We have three days of practice
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to prepare for a game
we might actually win.
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Calm down, spaz boy.
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Carry my bag.
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Can you believe this kid?
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Yeah! Lockers?
Free weights?
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This place is like
a king's palace.
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Look, a sauna.
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Who wants to join me
while I steam my muscular buns?
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Your loss.
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Hey, Ace. Looks like
you have a secret admirer.
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What did you say?
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Don't open that!
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Ugh, that smell!
It's like a rotten limb
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stirring a boiling
bucket of sheep shit!
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Someone get a can
of tomato juice
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and beat me to death with it.
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Some body locked the door!
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I don't even have a nose
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but I can totally
taste the stench.
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What in the fudge was that?
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I told you
not to open it, dumb-ass.
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This is bad.
We are not safe here.
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We should keep moving.
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Gaz, what's wrong?
Looks like you've seen a ghost.
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That package wasn't
for you, kid.
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It was for me.
I know you're watching us.
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Show yourself.
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Yep, she's lost it.
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Who ordered freshly steamed...
Ahh!
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Dear lord, what is that smell?!
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♪♪
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I was just a rookie in Aboo Buvu
when we first met.
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I had a breakout season,
and a man, a super fan,
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he began to take
an interest in me.
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His name was Deeter,
and he came to every game.
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He brought me flowers,
showered me with gifts.
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He bought champagne
at the team bar after games,
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but he started showing up at
my house and calling all hours.
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The more I avoided him,
the more Deeter pursued me.
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Finally, some of the older
Boom Boom Boys stood up for me.
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Deeter may have gone
into that tank,
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but whatever came out of it
was more smell than human.
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What you experienced back
there was just a taste
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of his stink-bombing terrorism.
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Hold the phone, sister.
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Are you saying
it getsworsethan that?
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He never stops.
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That was a sparrow's fart
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compared to the hell
he's put me through.
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Security got wise to his tricks,
and he disappeared,
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but now he's back.
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What are we going to do?
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Our game is in two days,
and we need to practice
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and learn all my new plays.
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Screw the game, kid.
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Let's forfeit
and hightail it out of here
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and leave this stink-bomber
in the dust.
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I wish we could, but this freaky
perv will keep following us.
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We need a really smart plan.
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I could dress up
like a pinup girl
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and lure him under an overpass
with my feminine wiles,
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and then drop 100 pianos
on his head.
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If that doesn't work,
maybe we give peace a chance.
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You guys, get some rest.
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Lock your doors, take a bath,
and don't open anything.
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I'll think of something.
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♪♪
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All clear.
Nothing to worry about.
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Time to get some shut-eye.
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Sacajawea!
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♪♪
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Awww.
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I'll never feel safe again.
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Look at our fearless
leader, Gaz Digzy,
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a true hero who's willing
to stay up all night
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to protect her team
from all enemies.
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What the?
She's leaving town without us?
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Come back! Gaz!
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She's... gone.
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This is officially the saddest
moment of your entire life.
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I didn't sleep
a wink last night.
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I feel like a chocolate cake
at fat-kid camp.
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Try to look on the bright side.
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At least our best
player ditched us.
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Come on, team.
Maybe with some luck, we can...
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Gaz?
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Gaz! You came back!
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With Stink Finger?
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What's Creepo doing here?
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Sometimes it takes
an explosion to put out a fire.
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Gaz tells me you've
all found yourself
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in a bit of a pickle,
a sour pickle, a pungent...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.
Speed it up.
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Stink Finger has agreed
to help us with Deeter.
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No one knows more
about the power of smell
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than Stink Finger.
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He's a stench master.
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And by the time I'm done
with you weenies,
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a dozen rotten eggs will smell
like a dozen red roses.
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What in the fudge
is he talking about?
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He's talking about
taking a stand.
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Perverts like Deeter feed
on two things... fear and power.
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If his stink bombs
no longer affect us,
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we steal all his power,
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and maybe we get rid of that
smelly bastard once and for all.
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So, for the next 48 hours,
Stink Finger is in charge.
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Let the training begin!
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What... what...
What do the Leptons
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and Stink Finger have in common?
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They both stink,
but you knew that already,
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unless you're b-b-beyond stupid.
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You won't believe your nose
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when you get a whiff
of this n-n-news.
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Just captured this
exclusive undercover footage
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of the Ulsa Guerin
losers in cahoots
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with the s-s-stink meister
himself.
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W-w-why are they
subjecting themselves
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to such olfactory a-agony?
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Isn't their game play
offensive enough
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without Stink Finger
puking it up?
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Could it have something to do
with their upcoming match
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against I-L-Lil' P
and his Pawful Pooch Posse?
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It don't matter what
those little pups are up to.
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I'm top dog, and when
they come to my house,
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those little bitches
are going to get boned!
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When you play with the big dogs,
you get bit!
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Trust me, I know.
- Find out tomorrow,
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when the I-Leptons face Pawful
Pooch Posse live, from Neerg!
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Mm-hmm. Impressive.
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Congratulations, Leptons.
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You've become immune
to the foulness.
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You've become one with Malador.
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My work here is done.
Pay me the other half.
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Let's go kick some fleabag tail.
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They don't look so tough.
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Are you kidding me?
They look incredibly tough,
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and we haven't slept
in like 72 hours.
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Yeah, but united we stink.
They're packed too tight.
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All we need to do is spread out
and flank them.
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You guys stink.
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You guys really do stink.
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Dear lord, I'm going to be sick.
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He's here.
Keep your eyes peeled.
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Be ready for anything
out of the ordinary.
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Remember your training.
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- Ha-ha!
- Whoa-oa-oa!
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I know you're here, Deter.
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Gaz, heads up!
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Let's see how you like
a little hair of the dog!
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Whee!
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Yeah!
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Focus on the game, girls.
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Don't let those
flashers bother you.
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I'm trying, but they're
driving me insane!
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Never fear.
Flip is here.
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By tirelessly seeking answers
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to the ancient
Zancoans of Mahayana,
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I pondered their
complex riddles,
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obtaining a higher level
of enlightenment.
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You know the sound of two palms
when they meet,
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00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:10,480
but I ask you, what is the sound
of no palms, no limbs even?
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The sound of your demise.
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Behold Umbilicus!
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Ahh!
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You are about to become sexless,
little man with no arms
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and no legs and a giant green
glowing dong.
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What is that funky flavor?
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Ballmastrz.
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They can't stand our stink.
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It's creating a gap
in their defense.
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Gaz, make a break for it!
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Ballmastrz.
Yeah! Oh!
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Whoa!
- Got you!
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Oh, Gaz. Gaz.
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Ahh.
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Oh, Gaz.
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Gaz, what are you doing,
you stupid cow?
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Focus and fire!
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Let's tear this
score hole a new one!
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There it is. Showtime, baby!
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Gaz.
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Oh, Gaz. Where are you?
194
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It's your number-one fan.
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Ah, there you are.
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What?
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It can't be.
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That smell is unbearable,
my greatest work.
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It's rancid, disgusting.
Why aren't you flinching?
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The game's over, Deeter.
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But I got you a little
something to remember me.
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Huh? Huh.
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Ow!
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Smell you later, Deeter!
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Mm-hmm.
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♪♪
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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