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Where's she going?

No, Lulu!

♪♪

It looks like a victory is in the cards!

What's the rush? Let's play with them a while.

I changed my mind.

I want to kill the big one first.

Yay!

Ballmastrz.

Ballmastrz.

Atomic Candy Crush!

♪♪

I'm open. Pass the Ball, man.

Sure, Leto. Here I am holding up the Ball

with every intention of passing it to you.

- What the... - Perhaps I can lend you a hand.

Giganticard Barricade!

Ow. Oof.

Aw, geez. I want to hold my forehead very badly,

but I can't.

Gaz, you're on our team.

Why aren't you helping us?!

Because right now, I need your help, D.D.

Really? You need me?

Yes, I need you...

to take this hit!

- Aah! - Huge Green Power Poke!

Well, it's nice to be needed.

And I need to tear that bitch's heart out through her nose!

Is this your true path, Digzy?

She's using us against us?

If it's every man for himself,

Flip Champion does fine on his own!

By spending two years in stasis

under the soothing curtain of a waterfall

in the terraformed pleasure zone of Midori Glory,

I channeled my aura into perfecting the ultimate length,

girth, pliability, and sweet cherry-blossom aroma

of my unstoppable attack!

Behold Umbilicus!

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- Ah - Om.

Aah!

Half time! Half time! Half time!

Oh, give me some of that sweet juice!

I can put up with a lot.

I'm a starving orphan on a losing team in a stinky town

whose hero turned out to be a potty-mouthed,

drink-drinking cuss-word-sayer.

But what I can't put up with is betraying your own team!

I didn't want to believe it,

but maybe the world's right about you, Gaz Digzy.

Maybe you're a disgrace to the game after all.

Maybe there really is no hope for you or for us.

Eugh!

That little

Whoa. Cool it, toots.

- Calm down. - Hey, kid.

You got something to prove, then prove it or get smashed.

Aah!

Wow, a real pass from Gaz.

Maybe I was wrong.

Maybe she's a team player after all.

I got ya.

What the...

Whoa!

Impossible. It can't be.

They've activated the Ballmastr Formation,

the lost ancient weapon of the Rad Warz.

- What... - Happened?

- Is that us? - Holy guacamole!

- We're amazing! - We're badass!

Yeah!

Whoa!

What is that thing?

Let's smash it!

Invincible Mummy Kill.

Spiral Bandage for All!

♪♪

Ballmastrz.

Aah!

We thrashed him!

We're not off the hook yet!

Right hook mega-smash!

♪♪

Ballmastrz.

- We did it! - We did it!

- We did it? - We did it?

Ballmastr.

Don't get cocky. We still got to score.

Okay!

Ballmastrz.

- Crotch Rocket Ball Buster! - Crotch Rocket Ball Buster!

Ballmastrz.

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Why isn't anyone cheering?

Is everyone too happy to talk?

Wrong score hole, dipshit!

Oops.

- That was awesome! - Go, Leptons!