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"Ballmastrz."
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"A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy
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Falls Fast & Hard!"
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The most p-p-popular
sport in human history is back!
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- Back!
- But b-b-before we go
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to The Main Event,
let's remember
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we play... play the game!
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History Blurp!
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The Rad Warz!
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What ha-ha-happened?!
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The Rad Warz happened,
dumb-dumbs!
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Raaaaaad.
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They weren't "rad"!
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They were bad!
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Baaaaaa... aaaahh!
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A-After the Rad Warz
destroyed the world,
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the Gr-Great One united us
and made us all pros!
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Why fight in the real world
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when you can get
r-rich and famous
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doing it in The Game?
Because of it,
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there will never be
another Rad War again!
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W-W-We owe everything
to The Great One!
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Tonight,
it's cha-champs versus chumps!
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W-with superstar
Gaz Digzy's Boom Boom Boys!
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Host the wor-wor-worst team
in the Consorcium,
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Osaka Rinn's Leptons!
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My whole life I've dreamed
of meeting my idol,
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Gaz Digzy, and look at me now!
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I'm not just meeting her,
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I'm face-to-face playing
against her in The Game!
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Am I dreaming?
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Will somebody pinch me?!
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Your towel skills are admirable,
Duleena Duneeda,
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but a supple wrist is no match
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for the hardened steel
that wields
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the instrument
of your destruction!
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Bring it on, stumpy!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
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Aaaaagghhhhh!
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Hweugh-ahh!
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If you put as much effort
into practicing
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as you do goofing off,
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we might actually
have a chance out there!
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That's a joke, right?
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We haven't won a game
since, like, ever.
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Everyone knows we're
the worst team in The Game.
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But we're playing
against Gaz Digzy!
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Gaz Digzy!
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There's so much
we can learn from her!
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She's super-duper-times-100
amazing!
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Digzy's the enemy! The enemy must
fear you before they respect you!
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Stop kissing her ass,
you sniveling turd!
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Don't yell at my sweet Ace.
Yaaaghh!
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Only I can yell at my sweet Ace!
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Across the Consorcium.
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Fans and pros alike
are getting psyched to the bone
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for the new season!
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Here's what they have to say!
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Boom Boom Boys?
Leptons?
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Both pathetic against
my Bow Wow Watch Out Now!
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Wind me up, boys!
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♪♪
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The Boom Boom Boys
will be victorious, no doubt!
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But they will fall
with a heavy crash
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when they meet The Centurions
in battle!
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Let's go l-l-live
to the main event!
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- I love you, Gaz Digzy!
- I love you, Gaz!
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I arrive, my children!
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The Supreme Susseran,
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the Martial of the Meta Zone,
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the Seats that Teach the Chi.
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If you're ready for a game,
let me hear my name.
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Quasar! Quasar!
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Music to my ears!
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Let's meet the teams!
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From your home turf,
the Boom Boom Boys!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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And their opponents...
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All the way from the UG,
the Leptons!
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Leptons suck!
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At least they're not
throwing stuff at us again.
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Ouch.
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Today, we begin the new season
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of the glorious Game!
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Teams,
grab... your... Balls!
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Ball Cannons
are locked and loaded
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as we're moments away
from the start of the Game!
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F-f-fact break, fact break,
fact break!
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Back in ancient times,
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Games were called sports
and they sucked!
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There were too many of 'em!
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And too many stupid rules!
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Who wants to remember all
that complicated mumbo jumbo?
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Sports suck!
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That's why Quasar made it
nice and simple for you!
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One game, two rules.
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Use the Ball to kill,
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use the Ball to score.
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Thanks to The Game,
there's no more war!
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Bingo!
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And it's o-o-on!
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Gaz Digzy leads the pack!
And it's looks like she'll make
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the fir-fir-first receive
of the night!
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Missed your sweet touch, babe.
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'Sup, boo?
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What a wanker.
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I'm gonna knock
that ball's dick in the dirt!
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You think one of you dipshits
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could actually catch me
for a change?!
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I got ya, Baby Ball!
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Anybody but you, dipshit!
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I got you, man.
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Out of my way, dumb-ass!
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I almost feel sorry
for these guys.
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You're not goin' soft on me,
are you, cupcake?
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Well, I said "almost."
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Let's take 'em to pound town!
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♪♪
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And Digzy takes down
Leto for a dou-dou-double!
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He'll be ch-ch-chillin'
in the P Cubes
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with the official sp-sp-sponsors
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of tonight's game, B.E.H.O.
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Ad break! Ad break! Ad break!
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♪ B.E.H.O. ♪
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