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"Ballmastrz."
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_
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Gaz Digzy didn't screw up
for once.
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Turns out staying
with the Leptons
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ain't as dumb as it sounds
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because things are
finally looking up
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for those longtime losers.
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Yeah, I guess I got
a whole thing here,
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so why not stick around?
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Ha-ha-ha.
Whoopee.
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Blabber Ball:
Reached for comment,
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Creator of "The Game"
and supreme ruler,
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Lord Crayzar crackled ominously
for 3 hours straight.
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Here's a 1-second clip.
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Woo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Blabber Ball:
But the ball doesn't stop there.
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The brave spirit of teamwork
in their hearts
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led the unlikely Leptons to win
some games this season,
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showing moments
of actual non-suckage.
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These former failures
must all be thrilled.
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[Buzzer sounding]
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♪♪
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Wow. Our fan mail is
finally neck and neck
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with our hate mail
and unsolicited dick pics.
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A scroll
from my favorite sensei?
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He only writes of matters
of great importance.
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He's never been so emotional.
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Ahhh!
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We notice your subscription
is about to expire.
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They remembered me.
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Ahh!
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Ooh.
Mama and Papa sent candy.
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I wish I could share the joy
with my parents,
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which I can't
on account of I'm an orphan.
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Yeah, you know,
I totally forgot about that
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and most other things
about you.
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Lucky for me,
I'm still in touch
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with the spawning vat
that extruded me.
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It says, "Congratulations,
love, Mommy."
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Mm. Oh.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, kid.
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Does it look like
I'm banging a wolf
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or a fox in this here
erotic fan art?
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Aw, who knows?
Art is subjective.
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But if you had
a bizarro bestiality baby,
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he'd be much happier
than me.
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What's with
this sad-sack shit?
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And is this
an orphan thing,
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or did he find something
new to be a puss about?
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Orphan?
Go figure.
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Why does he got to
bring down the room?
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And it's not like
we can just make him parents
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to cheer him up.
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Oh!
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Technology, what can't
it pretend to fix?
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Well, it says
these synth workers
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handle all kinds
of stuff...
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labor, data entry, housework
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and 40 or 50
sexual disciplines.
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No mention, however,
of familial love.
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I've faked more
for the right price.
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Load the kid's data
and fire it up.
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[Wretching]
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[Computer whirring, beeping]
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[Ding!]
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♪♪
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Ace, guess
who showed up?
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Summertime Santa?
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I knew he was real.
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No, dummy.
It's your long lost parents.
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Whoa!
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[Squeaking]
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[Zing!]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Son, I've waited
10 long years
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of my 5-minute life
for this moment.
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My boy, I'm so sorry
we forgot you at an orphanage
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while asking for direction
to a water park.
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Guys?
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No, you're not the only one
who can tell they're fake.
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[Both grunt]
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I mean, I can totally see
where Ace
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gets his totally
not fakeness from.
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Ah, I'm so glad you found me.
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Where are my manners?
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These are my teammates
and best friends, the Leptons.
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So what have you been up
to while
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neglecting Ace his whole life?
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We are both hardworking
career-having humans.
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I am an esteemed butt doctor
working on the cure for farts.
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Gah-goo.
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Why'd I let you program
his backstory?
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I'm a private eye.
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My biggest case was
tracking down you, son.
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If only I'd thought to watch
the news or search the Internet
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or ask anyone
anything ever.
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That's all in the past.
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Let's embark on a future
of normal family fun.
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Where we'll keep you safe.
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♪♪
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[Laughs]
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Whee!
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Aah!
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[Splat!]
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[Groans]
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♪♪
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[All chuckling]
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Ah! Ooh.
Whoa!
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Aah!
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♪♪
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[Laughter]
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That's our boy.
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[Squeaking]
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[Laughs]
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Hey, who-hey.
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[Giggles]
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Yeah.
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Ah, ahh!
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♪♪
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My luck i
s finally changing.
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A boardwalk buzzard hasn't even
pooped on me today.
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See?
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[Buzzard screeches]
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Whoa.
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Ace, speak to me.
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Is Mommy's weak,
little flesh bod hurt?
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[Laughs]
Parental concern tickles.
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[Screeches]
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[Squawks]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Fireworks.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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That was the best day ever.
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♪♪
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Why are we in
a maintenance closet?
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Just want to
do some tinkering.
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Today was perfect, so we might
as well make it more perfect.
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Oh, this silly,
what do you call it, face,
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is getting in my way.
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Ha-ha-ha. This bland doughy
dermis seems a bit loony
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if you ask me, sweetums.
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Aah!
You...
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You're not my real parents?
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Ace, love is strong,
but mortal flesh is weak.
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The love of synth parents
like us is better than real.
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It's real lipless.
Tee-hee.
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We weren't
created to fail.
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We want to keep you
safe forever.
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But at the moment,
you're just a bit...
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Oh, what's that word
for hopelessly fallible?
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Human!
Bingo!
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Now, let's spruce you up
with some augmentations.
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You'll barely
even notice it.
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How much of me
are you going to change?
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For optimal results,
we'll only need to swap out,
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say, 103% of you.
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Now, hold still,
pookie.
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[Light laughter]
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[Ace screams in distance]
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So he's either dying,
or he saw a booby on the TV.
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Please, don't.
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All I wanted was
a normal family.
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I almost considered that your
cheapo synths would go hog wild.
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It's nearly as I suspected
all along.
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Now unhand our Ace
you dirty Mother-Fakers.
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Parental overreaction
activate.
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Aah!
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[Grunts]
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Ah!
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Wha!
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- Oh.
- Everyone, please stop fighting.
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Aww.
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Yo, squirt,
it's Ballmaster time.
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- No.
- Ow!
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Hey, what gives,
asshole?
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I won't fight them.
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I don't care
if they're crazy fakeoids.
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They're the only parents I have.
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[Grunts]
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Aah!
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Wha...
What the fuh...
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Whoa.
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My time spent under
the permanent blood moon
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of the Fertile Yona Crescent
zone showed me true meaning
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of parental care as the queen
hyper wolf selflessly took me
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into her litter
and nursed me back to health
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after the gruesome
yet formative battle
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against the glacier golems.
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You foul automatons insult
such noble gifts of the heart,
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offending me
and my tightly toned core.
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I now wield against you
the ultimate symbol
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of familial unity
of the Leptons!
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[Grunting]
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Whoa.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Huh!
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00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,942
[Roars]
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Ye-aaaaah!
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[Grunts]
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[Groaning]
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[All cheer]
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♪♪
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[Laughs]
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[All shout]
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[Both screech]
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Ballmasters.
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Quit being evil and be regular,
pretty please with sugar on top?
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Uh, kid, I know you'd
rather hug it out,
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00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,102
but this relationship
seems a bit toxic,
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00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,569
and I think
it's time you let go.
214
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,506
Yeah, dude.
Hurry up and kill your parents.
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[Echoing]
Kill your parents.
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00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:13,178
Son, stop thwarting our
berserk rampage this instant.
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00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,913
We're only murdering
your friends
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because we love you
Ace-y face.
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00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,985
They say you always hurt
the ones you love,
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00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:24,590
so I hurt you guys
[Echoing] forever.
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00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,734
I, uh,
I'm sorry that, uh...
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00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,003
No, don't be sorry.
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I thought I needed parents
to be normal,
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but you guys are
all the family I need.
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Does this mean we got to start
buying this guy birthday gifts?
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00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:48,682
Nah.
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-- Addic7ed.com --
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♪♪
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Chirp.
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00:11:01,496 --> 00:11:02,996
Rad.
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