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(camera sound)

(slow jazzy music)

- [Lara] Tunde. Tunde.

Princess did not sleep in this house last night.

I'm talking to you about your daughter,

I said your daughter did not sleep in this house

last night, and you just.

What does that mean?

- [Tunde] Am I the one that chase her

out of the house?

- [Lara] It is your daughter we are talking about.

- [Tunde] Am I the one that bribed the husband

to divorce her?

- [Lara] Ahh. Dare has kidnapped my daughter.

- [Tunde] Kidnapped car, kidnapped me.

(phone vibrating)

- [Dare] Hello ma.

- [Lara] Where is my daughter Dare?

- [Dare] What?

- [Lara] Where is my daughter?

- [Dare] Sorry? Hello? Hello?

(dialing tone)

Come on pick up.

Baby pick up, pick up, pick up.

- [Eze] Dare what's?

- [Dare] Shhh.

Come on, pick up now!

- [Eze] Dare what's going on?

- [Dare] She's not picking up.

- [Eze] Who?

- [Dare] Haven't you been listening

to everything I've been saying since morning?

Princess' mom called me to say Princess is missing.

I've been calling her she's not picking up her phone.

- [Eze] Okay. So?

- [Dare] She thinks that I kidnapped Princess,

can you imagine?

- [Eze] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Dare, did you kidnap her?

(mood music)

- [Darer] Eze. Why you not get sense like this?

- [Eze] What you waiting?

I'm just asking a question now.

(door slams)

- [Eddie] (gasps)

Oh mommy.

Mommy you scared me.

- [Mami] Look at the time. Hmm.

Almost 12 and you are still sleeping,

at this time.

- [Eddie] Mommy today is Saturday.

- [Mami] And so what if it's a Saturday?

So what?

- [Eddie] Mommy I had a late night yesterday.

- [Mami] I know. Do you know what time you came in?

No responsible human being stays out that late.

- [Eddie] Mommy. Mommy I'm not 10 years old.

I'm a grown man.

- [Mom] You're a grown man?

You will become a grown man the day

you stop sucking on these breasts.

- [Eddie] Oh my God mommy!

- [Mom] Wetin?

- [Eddie] Mommy thank you for that imagery.

- [Mom] Oh. So because I call breast

now you come and do your face like this.

I beg get up come chop, before it gets cold.

Get up.

(door closes)

- [Eddie] What's that?

- [Omoh] What's what?

- [Eddie] What you're reading.

- [Omoh] Oh, I'm trying to see if I can apply

to nursing school.

- [Eddie] Excuse me?

- [Omoh] I'm trying to see if I can apply

to nursing school.

- [Eddie] Why?

- [Omoh] Why do people go to nursing school?

- [Eddie] Coz they want to become nurses;

Why do you want to be a nurse?

- [Omoh] What do you expect me to do?

To stay at home and do nothing?

- [Eddie] When did you decide that you wanted

to become a nurse?

- [Omoh] Well I've been thinking about it

for some time.

- [Eddie] You didn't think you will,

discuss that with me?

- [Omoh] That's your problem?

- [Eddie] Yes that's the problem!

(door bell)

- [Lara] Yes a good girl.

Talk to you later.

How are you doing.

- [Tunde] Lara what's the meaning of this?

- [Lara] This gentleman is from the police department.

- [Tunde] His look doesn't give him away though.

Yes, why is he in my house?

- [Lara] I called my friend this morning

and he sent him to begin some investigation on.

- [Tunde] On what?

Lara, do you realize your daughter is an adult,

and she's.

- [Lara] She's missing!

- [Tunde] She is not missing.

She left for just one night,

and you're calling the police?

Lara what is wrong with you?

- [Lara] Look I called her friends

and no one seems to know where she is.

I called her husband, nobody knows anything about her.

- [Tunde] Oh, now you admit she's married?

- [Lara] Whatever! Why are you this calm?

- [Tunde] Why are you like this Lara?

Huh, you're overreacting.

Excuse me officer, see there are

misunderstandings, you know,

which I'm capable of handling right.

Our daughter left just for one night, okay.

So I will appreciate if you take your leave now.

Hmm. If anything comes up we'll call you.

- [Officer] Sorry if I may say,

I understand your wife has a great concern.

But I have a few questions for you.

- [Tunde] Myself?

- Dare.

- [Dare] Sir.

(foreign language)

- [Dare] Dad I've told you this several times.

She's Nigerian she was just born here

and has lived here her whole life.

- Well, as far as that's it son,

I don't think I can make it.

My appointment is six months and beyond.

- [Dare] Wait, but the wedding is just a few

weeks from now.

- Nothing I can do.

And by the way you know,

your cold over there is freezing,

you remember I don't want to die.

My friend had died the last time.

- [Dare] Dad, cold, (sighs).

Okay you know what, please just get back to me

let me know what's going on with the visa. Okay.

All right, talk to you later.

- [Eze] (laughing)

- [Dare] Guy stop laughing now

this is not a joke.

- [Eddie] Like I don't know.

- [Eze] Wait, wait, wait, let me get it straight;

so your father is afraid to come to America

because of cold,

and you say that's not a joke. (laughing)

- [Eddie] Yo so, so what are we going to do now?

- [Dare] I don't know man.

I'm supposed to be meeting with the Adelanas

this weekend; Princess isn't even picking

up her calls.

- [Eddie] I mean we can tell them that your father,

just could not make it.

- [Dare] That's not going to happen.

- [Eddie] So what, so what do plan to do then?

You can't just teleport your father from Nigeria.

- [Dare] What am I going to tell the Adelanas?

I'll tell them that my father.

- [Eze] You tell them the truth,

that your father is afraid to catch cold. (laughs)

- [Dare] Stop this joke.

- [Eddie] Look. Yo, yo, listen,

if you can't tell them the truth maybe you tell them a lie.

Right, I mean, maybe we can tell them that,

he's not feeling well.

- [Dare] Seriously Eddie?

- [Eddie] No, I mean, we can also tell them that um.

- [Eze] Your father is afraid to catch cold. (chuckles)

- [Dare] Guy if you say one more thing about my father

I swear I will kill you.

- [Eze] Sorry, sorry.

I catch cold.

- [Eddie] Yo, yo, yo, Stop, stop, stop.

Guys stop, stop, stop, stop.

- [Dare] Tell him to shut up now.

- [Eddie] Stop, stop, stop.

- [Dare] You're still joking at me?

- [Eze] Sorry, sorry.

- [Eddie] Stop, come on, come on man.

Come on guys.

- [Eze] Somebody cannot play small play with you again.

Ah, to kill somebody here.

- [Eddie] Man. So?

- [Dare] Guy you know how these people are.

It's gonna be very awkward if nobody comes

from my side of the family.

- [Eze] But you have us nah?

- [Dare] And you know Princess' mom,

she's gonna be like, "Oh finally,

I told you he was a scam," right.

- [Eddie] Yeah. It's definitely gonna be awkward.

Well, yo see, when you figure out what you want to do

you know what to do now hmm.

All right.

- [Eze] Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

- [Eddie] Yes?

- [Eze] Do you think I can come and see you later on?

- [Eddie] No!

- [Eze] Why not?

- [Eddie] You can't come to my apartment.

- [Eze] Why not?

- [Eddie] I told you my apartment is under renovation.

- [Eze] Ah, but you said it's because your cousins are there

and everywhere is rowdy.

- [Eddie] Well when my, it's under renovation

and my cousins are there and it's rowdy.

- [Eze] But come on now.

That doesn't even make any.

- [Eddie] What do you want?

What do you want?

- [Eze] I will require a little bit of privacy.

- [Eddie] Look, we can talk about this tomorrow.

(door slams)

- [Eze] Dare have you noticed that Eddie doesn't,

like us coming to his house,

he's always stopping us.

Simple question and no answer.

(door closes)

- [Lara] I have called all her friends.

I have called her colleagues,

no one seems to know where she is.

- [Officer] Has she done this before?

- [Lara] No.

- [Tunde] Yes!

- [Lara] What are you talking about?

She has never done a thing like this before.

- [Tunde] (gasps) Really?

So you don't remember that day at the mall,

on her 15th birthday?

When you refused to buy her the pony?

- [Lara] That's a different situation.

And I can't even believe you're bringing

that issue up.

- [Tunde] She has disappeared again.

- [Lara] Oh, so you now admit she's missing?

- [Tunde] I never said she was not missing.

- [Lara] So what did you say?

- [Officer] Sir, please calm down.

Did yall have a fight or what?

- [Lara] No!

- [Tunde] Yes!

- [Lara] (foreign language)

- [Tunde] You called the police,

and now that he's here, we must tell him the truth.

(phone vibrates)

- [Eddie] Yo Eze what's up?

Yes, no, no, why?

Eze, I'm not around.

Eze, Eze don't come to my house.

(door bell)

Eze, I said don't come to my house.

Eze I said.

- [Eze] Well hello gorgeous. Wow.

Eddie! (chuckles)

I thought you just said you were not home

when did you get back?

- [Omoh] Oh hi, I was beginning to think that

Eddie doesn't have any friends.

- [Eze] Eddie are you going to introduce us?

- [Omoh] Yeah Eddie?

- [Eddie] This is Eze.

Eze this is Omoh.

- [Eze] Omoh your?

- [Omoh] Oh I'm his.

- [Eddie] My cousin. She's my cousin.

- [Eze] Hey cousin.

- [Omoh] Hi, nice to meet you.

- [Eze] Nice to meet you.

- [Omoh] Bye cousin.

- [Eze] See a fine cousin, wow hoo.

Eddie why didn't you tell me you have a hot

cousin like that?

- [Eddie] Eze, Eze, Eze.

What are you doing here?

What do you want?

- [Eze] At this point I want your cousin's number.

- [Eddie] Eze shut up I'm not playing with you,

what do you want?

- [Eze] Eddie I need your advice.

I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

- [Eddie] Yo? What am I, am I your relationship advisor?

- [Eze] But you're my teacher now,

you teach me everything I need to know.

And as a serial cheater yourself I'm sure

you know her tactics.

- [Eddie] Eze you know what it's time for you to go.

- [Eze] Go where, I just got here.

- [Eddie] Eze, you are leaving now go.

- [Eze] Why, why? I'm not going.

What? What did I say now? What?

- [Lara] What do you mean you don't know?

Is she not your friend?

When was the last time you spoke to her?

Did she tell you anything? Really?

Well, let's start by answering one by one.

(mood music)

(drawers slamming)

- [Tunde] What are you doing?

Will you stop this madness.

- [Lara] Madness? I have not even started.

Your only daughter is missing,

and you're this calm, you're this calm.

Do you have another child somewhere else?

- [Tunde] Ah ah!

Ah ah! Lara, just calm down.

(phone rings)

- [Lara] (foreign language)

- [Tunde] Um, Lara.

(tap running)

- [Eddie] That was my friend Eze.

Hey, hey, what? What again?

- [Omoh] Nothing.

- [Eddie] Look. I know I should not have introduced

you as my cousin.

- [Omoh] You don't say.

- [Eddie] I'm sorry.

- [Omoh] Why would you introduce me as your cousin?

To you I'm just one local girl from Sapele?

- [Eddie] No that's, look that's not what I meant.

That's not what I was trying to say.

- [Omoh] Then why would you introduce me as your cousin?

I mean, not, not even your.

You know what? Forget it.

- [Eddie] Look he, I had told him my cousins

came to my house and, and then he just came over.

So I, (exhales).

- [Omoh] Hmm, that's what I thought.

Just excuse me.

(door opens and closes)

(foot steps)

- [Lara] Princess!

Where have you been?

Princess!

- [Princess] I had to get away mom,

you were stressing me out.

- [Lara] Where did you go?

Do you want to kill me?

- [Princess] Mom (foreign language)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry mom.

- [Lara] Hey, Princess.

Don't ever do this again. (sniffling)

- [Omoh] Hi Ken.

How are you?

- [Ken] Hi, can I help you?

- [Omoh] Um.

- [Ken] Can I help you?

- [Omoh] Sorry I must be mistaken.

- [Ken] I'm kidding! I'm kidding.

Omoh, it's.

How can I forget the girl with the African Prince

and the killer sense of humor?

- [Omoh] Really?

- [Ken] Really.

You know I've come here like everyday

waiting to see you again.

But I mean I, work here so, you know.

- [Omoh] Yeah. What Romcom film did you get that from?

- [Ken] See that's what I miss about you. The cynicism.

- [Omoh] Did you just say you miss me?

- [Ken] Yeah. Is that okay?

- [Omoh] Yes it is.

- [Ken] Good. So,

we need to find you a book.

What are you looking for?

- [Dare] Princess, what's going on?

- [Princess] (exhales) I had to get away from her

she was driving me crazy.

- [Dare] Okay, I get that,

but why didn't you send me a text?

- [Princess] I left my phone

and it wasn't intentional okay, I'm sorry.

- [Dare] So, did running away accomplish anything?

- [Princess] A lot actually.

- [Dare] Like what?

- [Princess] We're getting married.

- [Dare] What?

- [Princess] You don't seem excited.

- [Dare] I thought we were already married?

- [Princess] Yeah but for real this time.

- [Dare] You know I don't even know what that means.

- [Princess] Traditionally, that with the guests,

and the clothes, and, you know, everything.

- [Dare] Okay, I see.

- [Princess] Apparently she's more concerned

about my safety now and me running away,

and she's agreed to give us a proper wedding.

Isn't that, small victory?

- [Dare] Yes it is.

You know what?

- [Princess] What?

- [Dare] You should run away, more often.

- [Princess] Is now a good time?

- [Dare] Oh no, come here.

♪ Let me hold you ♪

♪ (Foreign language) ♪

♪ Let me give you all my love ♪

♪ (Foreign language) ♪

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