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Previously on The Magicians...
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My hands won't cast.
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- We can help you, Penny.
- What's the catch?
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"Bound in service to the library
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up to and after my death"?
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- That isn't just any door.
- Then what is it?
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The Poison Room.
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There is knowledge
behind that door
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that could destroy
more than just people.
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It could destroy worlds.
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"The Ars Deicidium"?
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"The art of killing gods."
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King Idri is our honored guest.
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We're getting married.
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One big, royal
polyamorous family.
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The fairies can bring back
the wellspring?
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They can.
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And in return?
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The child that grows in the womb
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of the High King's wife.
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Some friends
and I summoned a goddess.
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You may address me
as Reynard the Fox,
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trickster of the very stupid.
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Reynard's son is John Gaines?
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My son...
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Jules, I talked to your shade.
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She's not gone.
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So where is she?
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Shades go to the Underworld.
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The living can access
the Underworld
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with the help of a Gatekeeper.
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An Ancient One.
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I think I figured out
what an Ancient One is.
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Look, Q, you don't have to
come with me.
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In fact,
I don't think that you should.
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Noted, but I'm coming.
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You feel the energy
coming off that?
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Yeah, also the stink.
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I don't know, my ancient Greek
is a little rusty.
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"The old reveals itself
to the new
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at the fall of milk teeth."
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Milk teeth?
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Oh, baby teeth.
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You think we have to
stick one in to open it up?
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I mean, I could write a spell.
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Uh, we could find
the nearest child's house
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expecting the Tooth Fairy
and--
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Break in and steal their teeth?
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I'd leave money.
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Uh, I hate to bring this up,
but I actually--
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I still have one...
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a molar that never came in.
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Oh, I know an extraction spell.
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Ah!
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- Fuck!
- Sorry.
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This dragon better be
fucking cool.
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Hmm...
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Or not.
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[explosion]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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I wouldn't have guessed
baby teeth.
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Why would a dragon want
baby teeth?
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- Shit.
- I collect baby teeth.
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As I collect many things,
little mammal.
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♪ ♪
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Uh, greetings, your Ladyship.
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"Your Ladyship"?
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I am a Queen of the Great Worms.
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Of course you are.
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Uh, that's awesome--I wasn't
suggesting that you weren't.
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Your manner does not endear
me to you, human.
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We seek passage to the
Underworld, oh Ancient One.
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♪ ♪
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Hmm.
You seek to die.
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Uh, no, actually, we were
hoping to come back after.
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Suit yourself.
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I require a gift.
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A gift?
Um...
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yeah, I mean, name it,
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and we'll get it for you.
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You already have it.
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It's in your pocket.
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♪ ♪
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No.
Pick something else.
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No, if it gets you
your Shade back--
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No.
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Fillory is your home.
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And what about your friends?
What if they need you?
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We can't.
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Queen of the Great Worms.
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What if I, uh,
needed to borrow it
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in the future,
just super briefly?
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No.
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If you wish to return home,
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you must find other means.
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The first door remains open,
little mammal.
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Great, um, I super love riddles.
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♪ ♪
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Are you giving me
the button or not?
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♪ ♪
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Your bodies will stay here,
and your souls will travel.
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You have 24 hours
to return to the portal.
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Or?
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I sit patiently,
waiting for you to come back.
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No, I eat you--I'm a fucking
dragon, what do you expect?
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Great, good to know.
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Then it's settled.
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[wind blowing]
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[both coughing]
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Jesus,
a little warning next time.
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Really.
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Q, look.
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Time to go.
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Fucking millennials.
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[elevator dinging]
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[elevator door chimes]
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[lounge music]
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♪ ♪
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Welcome to the Underworld.
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Please take a number.
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♪ ♪
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The fuck?
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[whimsical music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[sighs] Idri is almost here.
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And does anyone know
where Fen is?
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[trumpets blare]
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I present King Idri of Loria.
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My life is perfect.
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Hello.
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[snaps fingers]
Josh--wine, canapés.
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I said have it ready.
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We have a lovely blend of--
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Ahem. Okay.
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And where are the fire dancers?
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- I don't know.
- [sighs]
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I'm sorry,
I had a whole thing--
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Your Majesty, this presentation
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is beautiful, but...
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It would be so much better
with fire dancers, I know.
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I hope my arrival isn't
causing undue stress.
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Stress?
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- I'm not stressed--
- Eliot.
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- I don't care about ceremony.
- You don't?
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- But--
- But I came here for you.
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Oh.
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Well...
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the feeling's mutual.
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Take me somewhere we can
become a bit better acquainted.
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Alone.
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Congratulations, you're dead.
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You've passed through the veil
to the Underworld.
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Is this your final destination?
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No.
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It's the first leg
of your journey.
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We designed this part
of the Underworld for you,
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based on your life
and personal expectations
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to facilitate a comfortable
transition.
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You've been grouped with others
who have similar expectations.
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Perfect, right?
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- [inhales sharply] Ow.
- What?
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Settle into this
next stage of your existence.
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In the unlikely event
you're missing your Shade,
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please report to
a bellhop immediately.
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Enjoy your wait.
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I guess we need to
find a bellhop.
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Security,
we have a Shade-less patron!
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What?
Hey!
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- Take him away.
- Why? Where are you taking me?
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- Thank you, thank you.
- Read me my rights!
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Hey, let go!
Wait, ow!
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Or, you know, we take a beat.
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173.
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I'm 173.
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Place your hands on the counter
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for identification, please.
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Hey, do you know where they
were taking that guy just now?
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Oh, his soul is missing
a little piece.
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They just took him
somewhere where
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he would be more comfortable.
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So he could be reunited with it?
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I doubt it, that's very
difficult to do.
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Especially after
a prolonged separation.
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Yeah,
but you can't just take--
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I assure you, all the Shades
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are safe and well protected
for their eternity.
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Nothing to worry over.
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Ah, here we are.
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Wicker and Coldwater.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
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- What?
- You've both died 39 times.
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Aha--time loop.
Thought so.
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Our computers do not
handle these well.
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This will take a bit
to sort out.
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Once you're in the system,
we'll reunite you
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with your immediate
karmic circle,
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but until then, I'll need to
stick you somewhere.
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Do you like skiing?
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Look, I thought
this was just a waystation.
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- We're kind of in a hurry--
- Oh, it is.
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But souls do stay a while,
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until they're ready to...
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move on.
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Snorkeling?
Art museums?
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Actually, is it possible
to check on a few names?
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I think I might have
a karmic circle we could visit.
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You're making progress.
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Am I?
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Nothing's happening.
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It's an exceedingly
difficult way to do magic.
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Trying to isolate muscles not
generally associated with--
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Call it what it is.
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Sphincter magic.
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Gets me there, no shame.
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And if it doesn't,
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we all need
a healthy pelvic floor.
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Now, I'm afraid
study time is over.
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I have your next job.
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- Re-shelving books.
- Great.
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Any questions,
direct them to--
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where'd she go?
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- Sylvia!
- What?
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Shh!
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Penny, Sylvia.
Sylvia, Penny.
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So what, I'm babysitting now?
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Oh, no.
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Sylvia is your supervisor.
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Good luck, I'll check back.
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Nice scarf.
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Anyway, I married Fen
because I had to.
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But I didn't know her at all.
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And now...
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I don't know you.
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My wife used to say,
there's one way
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to learn to be with
another person.
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The hard way?
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Actually, yes.
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Stand up.
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Would you mind removing this?
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Buttons, too, please.
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- What are you doing?
- Shh.
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This is a lesson.
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All of them.
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Please.
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[piano melody]
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♪ ♪
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I really hate to bring this up,
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but you do realize there's
nothing we can actually do.
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Oh, I know.
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And yet,
there's so much we can do.
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♪ ♪
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I can't touch you,
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you can't touch me,
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but I can tell you
how I want to touch you.
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And you can show me
how you like to be touched.
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I admire your
commitment to education.
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♪ ♪
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If you're waiting for
my permission, don't.
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What the fuck?
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[woman screaming]
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Eliot, Heloise just
turned into a rat!
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[screaming]
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Who is that?
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[screaming continues]
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I'm not getting laid
tonight, am I?
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- This is all of them?
- We can't be sure.
269
00:12:55,332 --> 00:12:56,474
So many people have vanished
270
00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:58,573
and there are so many rats
in the castle already.
271
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:01,427
[sighs]
Well, one of 'em has to be Fen.
272
00:13:01,496 --> 00:13:03,763
Okay, bottom line it for me.
273
00:13:03,831 --> 00:13:04,964
What the fuck is going on?
274
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,399
I'm sorry, Your Highness.
275
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,501
But this magic,
I've never seen it before.
276
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,971
Abigail?
If you can hear me, squeak.
277
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,673
Let me know you're okay.
278
00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:17,610
[sighs] Why didn't I study
how to speak rat in school?
279
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,880
Okay, search the castle.
280
00:13:20,949 --> 00:13:21,949
Find every rat.
281
00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:23,583
And then Council meeting.
282
00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:26,419
Or what's left of the Council.
283
00:13:27,522 --> 00:13:30,523
[lively music]
284
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,658
♪ ♪
285
00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:35,628
[heavy breathing]
286
00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:40,399
[both moaning]
287
00:13:45,506 --> 00:13:46,872
[chuckles]
288
00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:48,174
What do we call that?
289
00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:49,942
Mm...
290
00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:52,878
- In-sex-tion?
- [laughs]
291
00:13:52,947 --> 00:13:55,381
Inter-cepti-course?
292
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,618
- Incepti-sex.
- [giggles]
293
00:13:58,686 --> 00:14:00,753
"Incepti-sex."
294
00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:02,922
I like that.
295
00:14:02,991 --> 00:14:06,058
That said,
I like real life better.
296
00:14:06,127 --> 00:14:08,160
Mm.
297
00:14:08,229 --> 00:14:12,031
But at least this way, we
don't have to get up for beers.
298
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,799
[laughs]
299
00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:17,703
Thank you.
300
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,744
So, no pressure,
301
00:14:24,812 --> 00:14:27,179
but...
302
00:14:27,248 --> 00:14:28,547
any word on the Poison Room?
303
00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:30,082
Believe me,
I want to get in there.
304
00:14:30,151 --> 00:14:31,851
It's--it's above my pay grade.
305
00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:33,686
I need a code to get in.
306
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:35,454
Well, what about that librarian?
307
00:14:35,523 --> 00:14:36,956
Oh, man, if she has the code,
308
00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:39,025
it is locked down tighter
than a nun's pussy.
309
00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:40,993
Right, of course it is.
310
00:14:41,062 --> 00:14:44,864
Hey, does she have
a book of her?
311
00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:47,833
Everyone has a book.
312
00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:48,734
You're thinking...
313
00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:51,504
If the room
is that important--
314
00:14:51,572 --> 00:14:54,006
It's in her book.
315
00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:55,341
Okay.
316
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:57,410
I can work on that.
317
00:14:57,478 --> 00:14:59,545
Hey, what's up with the Senator?
318
00:14:59,614 --> 00:15:00,946
He went back to work.
319
00:15:01,015 --> 00:15:02,381
He made up some bullshit excuse
320
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,616
about the kidnapping.
321
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,851
All the news outlets bought it.
322
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,453
But hey, get this--
323
00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:10,156
I saw Reynard in the back of
a press photo.
324
00:15:10,224 --> 00:15:12,758
In a suit,
like an advisor or something.
325
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:14,794
Are you kidding me?
326
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:17,063
He's a trickster.
327
00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:18,831
Guess that includes his own son.
328
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,166
Jesus Christ.
329
00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:21,667
[tense music]
330
00:15:21,736 --> 00:15:23,436
We can't get one more vote?
331
00:15:23,504 --> 00:15:25,344
We're in touch with
Matthews, Bauer, Wheeler.
332
00:15:25,406 --> 00:15:28,040
Just give 'em a couple of days,
they'll come to their senses.
333
00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:29,442
Call in Senator Cowden.
334
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,210
Why bother?
He won't budge.
335
00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:33,646
We can change his mind.
Trust me.
336
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,648
How?
337
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,917
Everyone, give us a minute.
338
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:46,358
So they're taking
your orders now?
339
00:15:46,427 --> 00:15:47,593
Have been for a while.
340
00:15:47,662 --> 00:15:49,695
I controlled their minds.
341
00:15:49,764 --> 00:15:52,665
Just like you have,
many, many times.
342
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,366
I don't know what
you're talking about.
343
00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:56,402
You know you have that power.
344
00:15:56,471 --> 00:15:58,871
You've been using it
your whole life.
345
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:02,441
I always thought
I had some kind of...
346
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,845
god-level good luck.
347
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:08,881
True, you've only used it
instinctively,
348
00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:10,483
but I'm here now.
349
00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:12,685
I can teach you
how to use it at will.
350
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,286
Easy.
351
00:16:14,355 --> 00:16:16,422
And once you've mastered it,
352
00:16:16,491 --> 00:16:18,924
that's how you get
Cowden's vote.
353
00:16:18,993 --> 00:16:20,526
I don't know that
I want to do that.
354
00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:23,462
- It feels like cheating.
- They all don't cheat?
355
00:16:23,531 --> 00:16:25,598
Everyone uses whatever
they've got, John,
356
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,900
and the bad ones don't hesitate.
357
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:29,201
So someone like you,
358
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,137
someone who wants to do some
359
00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:33,205
actual good in the world,
360
00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:36,275
how can you not?
361
00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,344
Here's all you have to do.
362
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:40,479
Look at me.
363
00:16:43,217 --> 00:16:45,284
You look him
straight in the eye,
364
00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:48,087
and you tell him, plainly.
365
00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:50,389
Directly.
366
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,658
That's it?
367
00:16:52,727 --> 00:16:55,861
It's that simple.
368
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,730
Good luck with the meeting,
Senator.
369
00:17:01,769 --> 00:17:04,770
[lively music]
370
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,872
♪ ♪
371
00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:10,376
[laughter, cheering]
372
00:17:10,444 --> 00:17:11,884
Why would anyone
want their afterlife
373
00:17:11,913 --> 00:17:14,480
to look like a terrible
middle school birthday party?
374
00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:16,148
Is this about your "incident"?
375
00:17:16,217 --> 00:17:18,117
- I moved on.
- Have you?
376
00:17:18,186 --> 00:17:19,585
- Julia?
- Julia!
377
00:17:19,654 --> 00:17:21,787
- Julia!
- Oh, welcome!
378
00:17:21,856 --> 00:17:23,823
Welcome!
379
00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:25,491
Where's Bender?
Is he okay?
380
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,992
He's great.
He moved on.
381
00:17:27,061 --> 00:17:29,829
Uh, who's your friend,
and what's his shoe size?
382
00:17:29,897 --> 00:17:31,897
Uh, we're not really
here to bowl.
383
00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:33,766
Kid, the first rule
of being dead,
384
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,835
if you're here, ya bowl.
385
00:17:35,903 --> 00:17:37,469
We're actually not dead, either.
386
00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:38,938
Uh, we're here because
we need your help.
387
00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,706
Julia?
388
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:43,909
[chuckles]
389
00:17:47,782 --> 00:17:50,149
What?
390
00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:51,483
Nothing.
391
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:53,519
It's--it's good to see you,
Richard.
392
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:56,021
- I mean, the real you.
- The real me?
393
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,257
What happened?
394
00:17:58,326 --> 00:17:59,458
I need your help.
395
00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:01,694
I need to find my Shade.
396
00:18:01,762 --> 00:18:03,295
Okay.
397
00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:06,860
The underworld is massive.
There's every ecosystem.
398
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:09,224
Nearest we can tell,
about 2,000 islands
399
00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:11,203
built to look like Hawaii.
400
00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:12,504
And you went with
a bowling alley?
401
00:18:12,573 --> 00:18:13,573
Fuck yeah.
402
00:18:127002
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