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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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Alice, whose house is this exactly?
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- Alice?
- Hi, Dad.
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- You know how I feel about Mom.
- Fine. Stephanie.
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Ugh, I just feel like
I'm being pulled back
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into this version of me
when I was, like, 12
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and furious and invisible and mute.
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You cure your own hands just fine,
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but mine, you can't do
a fucking thing about, huh?
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There are other options.
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You can travel to Fillory.
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Go there, get this.
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I'll do what I can.
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You may address me as Reynard the Fox.
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Reynard is targeting hedges.
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There was a girl. Forty years ago,
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she banished Reynard from Earth.
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I still don't know what I'm looking for.
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Any sort of strange event or aberration.
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- [hurls]
- [coughs]
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- The test was positive.
- Fuck!
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Yeah, so let's just get
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this pesky abortion out of the way.
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Kady!
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- [groans]
- [screams]
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I'm Bayler, a proud soldier
of Fillorians United.
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I'm not a Fu Fighter anymore.
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Help us, or I go to your king,
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and tell him exactly
how well I know his wife.
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Then I'll tell him myself.
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- [shouts]
- What is she doing?
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She can't. She'll niffin out.
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[screams]
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Your turn.
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- Quentin says go free.
- Alice!
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[rasping indistinctly]
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- [explosion]
- [screams]
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[dramatic music]
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[mouths words]
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Um...
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Remind me again
what summoning Alice's niffin
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has to do with the...
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tai chi... I mean, ballet.
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- [groans]
- Ooh.
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God, he should never do that move again.
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It's niffin bait.
You have to call to them
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at their point of their transformation
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with something personal.
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Oh... It's a sex thing.
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No, it's Cirque Du Soleil.
You know Cirque Du Soleil?
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You and Alice had sex
to Cirque Du Soleil?
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No, it was something
I would do to cheer her up
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when she was sad. It made her laugh.
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Ugh.
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That just made my heart hurt a little.
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- Shut up.
- I was being sincere.
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Does he have the box?
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I mean, what if this actually works?
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Yes, but be warned, he wants
to try to reason with her.
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She was working on
some sort of reversal spell.
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He thinks he can somehow finish it.
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He's convinced she wants him to.
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Oh, Jesus.
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[panting] Okay, I'm starting over.
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No, Q, stop.
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If Alice was still a niffin...
if she was still here...
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You've been at this an hour.
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You can't summon her,
because she's gone.
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It's just I saw her... it felt so real.
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Why don't we get you
back to the castle, huh?
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Some rest, some food.
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And hey, there's an entire
kingdom's-worth
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of problems to distract you.
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We really are beset,
and could use your help.
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- I hear you, I'm just...
- Good, vamanos.
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Her memorial is tomorrow.
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I should go and look
her parents in the eye...
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tell them how she died.
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And then...
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I'll come back to Fillory,
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and I'll be a king. I promise.
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Can I trust you with this?
No offense, Q,
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you're a little crazy right now.
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Maybe, but yeah.
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[sighs]
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[somber music]
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♪ ♪
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[goat bleats]
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Ah, the sacrifice.
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Uh, the plinth is in the backyard.
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Follow me. Just, uh, watch the rug.
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[bleats]
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Daniel...
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reconfigured the entire house,
and still...
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everywhere I look, I see
something that Alice touched.
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My children loved me.
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- I was a good mother.
- You were, Stephanie, you were.
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- So much better than my mother.
- Of cour...
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What have I done to deserve this?
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[whimpering]
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Um, hi.
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- [sinister percussive music]
- Alice?
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♪ ♪
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Alice...
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Are you really there?
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[whimpering]
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♪ ♪
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[whispers] Okay.
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♪ ♪
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You're kind of freaking me out.
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I mean, I love you, but you're
very ghost-like right now, so...
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[sniffles]
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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♪ ♪
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I can't.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay...
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[sobs]
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No.
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Eliot and Margo are right. You're...
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she's gone, and you're a little crazy.
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♪ ♪
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[beeping]
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[door opens]
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Or not.
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♪ ♪
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[eerie music]
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Alice.
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[knocking]
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[sinister music]
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[knocking]
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♪ ♪
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Just don't jump out at me, okay?
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♪ ♪
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Quentin?
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Is that you?
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Uh, sorry, Mr. Q... or Daniel. Sorry.
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Give me a hug.
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How on earth did you get into
my private study?
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Uh...
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There's, um, something going on.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, got it.
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Tell them I'm Hannah's daughter,
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and this is an emergency.
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Can you just tell her
to call me, please?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Uh, I mixed up your dose.
It's on the counter.
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[groans] [sighs]
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To all the heroine I am not taking.
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Cheers.
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- Mm.
- Did you get the pickles?
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Yep.
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[clicks tongue]
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You found something.
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August 19th, 1976, 7:00 a.m.
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An unseasonal hailstorm
hit the Northeast.
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Nothing too crazy, right?
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An hour later,
a tidal wave slammed into Miami.
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Hour after that, hurricanes
struck both the coasts
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of Peru, Chile.
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I mean, something rippled down
the entire hemisphere,
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and if you follow the chain
reaction back to its source...
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Hoboken, New Jersey?
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Nothing ever starts
in Hoboken, New Jersey.
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Well, on August 19th,
some time before dawn,
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this happened.
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Industrial park burned to the ground.
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No one could explain
what caused the fire,
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or why it left one single
building standing untouched
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with a perfect circle of burn around it.
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[bird chirping]
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[sighs]
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Thank you.
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Mm. Mm-hmm.
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Next.
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- Eliot, I need to talk to you.
- Oh, thank you.
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It's about that Fu Fighter
in the dungeon.
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What the actual
all-encompassing fuck is this?
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Your majesty, you said you wanted
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- a unicorn milk latte.
- I was joking.
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Wait, you milked a unicorn?
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So listen, about Bayler...
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Holy shit,
the walking plot twist returns.
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- Hi, I need something.
- Shocker.
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Hey, Fen, look who it is. Uncy Penny.
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That's right, I knocked her up.
No big deal.
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Uh, congratulations?
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Like I needed more people
calling me daddy,
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but yes, thanks. We're thrilled.
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Uh...
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Fen, um, could you give us
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just like one moment, please?
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- Yeah, so I'm here...
- I heard...
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you heard...
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Alice. I know you two were close.
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Please shut up.
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I am trying to ask if you are okay.
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Are you okay?
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Okay. I need to know
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where your Dicranium
Scoparium Majorus grows.
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Are you having a seizure?
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Moss? Why?
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Fix my hands.
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You got a royal botanist or something?
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Oh, well, um, we did,
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but apparently he sort of
got eaten on the job.
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By what? A... a plant?
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[sighs]
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I hate this place.
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Try the royal map-maker.
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- [sighs]
- Love ya.
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So she's only shown herself
to me that I know of.
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I don't know. Maybe I'm tuned into
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her ghost channel or something, or...
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maybe it has something to do with this.
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I don't know.
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- I believe you.
- You do?
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I know my daughter.
She's trying to protect us.
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Seeing her like that would be...
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very upsetting for her mother and me,
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but she led you to this for a reason.
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Uh, Alice called a couple of months ago
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about some ghost children
trapped in an estate in England.
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- The Plover estate.
- Yes, yes, that's the one.
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I was delighted to help.
Got a hold of this,
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planned to give it to her
when she had the time to visit,
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but then...
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Well, anyway, you see the ancients had
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many ways of dealing with ghosts
out of necessity back then.
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Alice's Ka, her soul,
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is not at rest, but it can be.
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Now, one ancient civilization
that really mastered
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the whole getting-one's-
soul-to-rest thing...
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The Egyptians.
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Wait, are you seeing that
Alice wants us to build...
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Ecce.
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In pyramis.
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Oh, my God.
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What's going on?
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Just another day in the office?
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[horns play]
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♪ ♪
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Your majesties,
the much-venerated Emissaries
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of our neighbors to the north.
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I present Prince Ess of Loria.
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I'm sorry...
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Princess?
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Please, call me Ess.
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Prince Ess.
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[scoffs] Oh, my God.
Fuck your parents, dude.
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We got a problem.
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You guys have been fucking shit up
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- for over half a century.
- Okay.
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- This is how Lorians talk?
- And look...
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The Prince speaks fluent Earth.
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Rumor has it his mother is from,
uh, Cincinn-ah-ti.
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Until The Beast drained the Wellspring.
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And then... oh, yeah...
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you jokers let Ember take a dump...
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Get to your point.
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Loria depends on
the Wellspring's tributaries,
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but now their magic's jacked.
Not enough.
266
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:23,272
Crops, rivers,
entire species are affected.
267
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,640
- You dicked us over.
- No.
268
00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:26,642
We're trying to fix it, so...
269
00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,477
Great, then this should be easy.
270
00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:31,414
I'm here to propose a treaty
between our two kingdoms.
271
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A 50/50 split of the Wellspring.
272
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And to seal the alliance,
273
00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:40,289
I, Crown Prince of Loria,
offer my hand in marriage
274
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to the Virgin Queen Margo.
275
00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,929
Um... okay.
276
00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:50,533
- Did he just call me a virgin?
- Bambi, please, let me.
277
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,436
[clears throat] Ess, thank you.
278
00:13:53,471 --> 00:13:56,038
We will consider your generous offer.
279
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:58,474
- No, we will not.
- Margo, please.
280
00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:02,111
Listen, Princess, I'm not a sharer,
281
00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:05,614
so why don't you walk yourself
and your un-ironic furs
282
00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:07,944
out of my castle?
283
00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,119
All right then.
284
00:14:10,154 --> 00:14:14,356
Plan B. Ilario!
285
00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:17,193
- Seriously? A wand?
- Guards!
286
00:14:17,228 --> 00:14:21,330
[whooshes]
287
00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:23,032
Listen, I'm friends with
the High King, okay?
288
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,733
I'll make it worth your while
if you just show me
289
00:14:24,769 --> 00:14:27,603
- where the goddamn moss grows.
- I told you,
290
00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:29,305
I'll draw your map for you next Thurs...
291
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:32,174
[ground rumbles]
292
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:34,877
[dramatic percussive music]
293
00:14:34,912 --> 00:14:36,779
Shit.
294
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,573
Oh, this is bad.
295
00:14:46,608 --> 00:14:48,875
This is very bad.
296
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,180
Are you fucking kidding me?
297
00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:54,748
Do you understand
that castle's full of people?
298
00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:56,750
Do you understand there isn't
a single accurate map
299
00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:58,452
of this entire place now?
300
00:14:58,487 --> 00:14:59,586
[blows]
301
00:14:59,621 --> 00:15:02,789
[dynamic percussive music]
302
00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:06,326
- What the...
- [sparks ignite]
303
00:15:06,362 --> 00:15:09,696
Shit is radioactive.
304
00:15:09,732 --> 00:15:13,633
Your majesties, welcome to Loria.
305
00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:16,636
[foreboding music]
306
00:15:16,672 --> 00:15:23,810
♪ ♪
307
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,547
You kidnapped our castle?
308
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,082
I'll put it back,
309
00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:31,718
as soon as you come around to my offer.
310
00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,020
So many hostages.
311
00:15:33,055 --> 00:15:35,689
I wouldn't try anything if I were you.
312
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:38,158
Guards? Dungeon.
313
00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:42,462
The rest of you, hang here.
314
00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:44,698
- Shit.
- [sighs]
315
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,199
- Shit.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
316
00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:48,135
I'll jump in the doppel-banger,
317
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,237
- and I'll find someone who can...
- What?
318
00:15:50,272 --> 00:15:51,972
- Travel here and help?
- Yes.
319
00:15:52,007 --> 00:15:54,841
Q took the button to
some godforsaken 'burb.
320
00:15:54,877 --> 00:15:56,977
No, you're not leaving me in a castle
321
00:15:57,012 --> 00:15:58,078
full of barbarian frat bros.
322
00:15:58,113 --> 00:15:59,346
[scoffs] Okay, fine,
323
00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:00,914
but while we're talking about them,
324
00:16:00,949 --> 00:16:02,349
you could've been a little diplomatic.
325
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:05,519
By agreeing to marry
a complete stranger on the spot?
326
00:16:05,554 --> 00:16:07,154
I did it.
327
00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:09,356
- That was different.
- [scoffs]
328
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:11,425
You're right, this would only
really be equivalent
329
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,661
if Ess was a girl,
and you found pussy, you know,
330
00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:17,531
interesting in a sometimes-
you-like-Thai-food kinda way,
331
00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:20,801
and now it's all Thai food
forever till you die.
332
00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:23,136
No, he's a man,
333
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:25,372
who seems arrogant and entitled
334
00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:27,441
and unclear on the concept of consent.
335
00:16:27,476 --> 00:16:31,344
I can't imagine
what could possibly go wrong.
336
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:34,281
Look, I'm not saying do it. It's just...
337
00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:37,017
You're a queen. I'm a king.
338
00:16:37,052 --> 00:16:38,852
We don't necessarily marry for love.
339
00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:41,688
It's part of the job.
340
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