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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:13,896 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:13,896 --> 00:00:16,103 [belt jangling, zipper unzips] 3 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,000 [♪♪♪] 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,206 Hurry up! 5 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:20,344 You've got five seconds till blast-off! 6 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:22,448 Stop rushing me. I'm trying! 7 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:23,448 [Will] First poop out of the chute 8 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:25,137 wins the Dookie Derby! 9 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:27,034 [straining] 10 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:27,931 I'm not above winning by forfeit, 11 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:29,172 you know! 12 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:31,379 In your dreams, Rivers! 13 00:00:32,724 --> 00:00:34,344 [distant squeak of toy] 14 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,896 ["Jopping" by Super M plays] 15 00:00:38,896 --> 00:00:40,551 [toy squeaking] 16 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:45,103 ♪ Left to the right we gon' make, make it bang ♪ 17 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,896 ♪ Put your hands in the air 18 00:00:46,896 --> 00:00:49,172 -[toy squeaking] -♪ Let me see you bounce 19 00:00:49,172 --> 00:00:50,827 ♪ To the left, to the right 20 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:53,103 [singing in Korean] 21 00:00:53,103 --> 00:00:55,241 [♪♪♪] 22 00:00:55,241 --> 00:00:57,448 [toy squeaking] 23 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,896 ♪ 'Cause when we jumping and popping, we jopping ♪ 24 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:01,344 [toy squeaks] 25 00:01:01,344 --> 00:01:02,448 ♪ Jopping 26 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:05,172 ♪ Jopping [toy squeaks] 27 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:06,965 [♪♪♪] 28 00:01:08,379 --> 00:01:10,517 Squeebee, don't fail me now. 29 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:12,034 Torpedo in the tube in three... 30 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:13,206 two... 31 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:14,344 one! 32 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:15,517 [toilets flush] 33 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:16,689 Hey! 34 00:01:16,689 --> 00:01:17,965 Elliot, I don't know what you're doing, 35 00:01:17,965 --> 00:01:19,655 but Squeebee is not your toy! 36 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:22,241 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Beep, beep! Zoom! 37 00:01:22,241 --> 00:01:24,724 [♪♪♪] 38 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,275 Another Dookie Derby? 39 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:28,068 Really? 40 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:29,413 What are those two eating? 41 00:01:29,413 --> 00:01:31,275 I honestly don't think they're human. 42 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,241 [groans] 43 00:01:32,241 --> 00:01:34,862 [♪♪♪] 44 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:35,758 [grunting] 45 00:01:35,758 --> 00:01:38,379 [♪♪♪] 46 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:39,965 [distant gurgling] 47 00:01:44,517 --> 00:01:45,379 Yes! 48 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:48,310 Ladies, Gents, and Matilda, 49 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,965 I give you the still undisputed king 50 00:01:50,965 --> 00:01:52,931 of the Intergalactic Dookie Derby, 51 00:01:52,931 --> 00:01:56,827 William Carl Rivers ! 52 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:00,586 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 53 00:02:01,862 --> 00:02:03,551 Where is it? 54 00:02:03,551 --> 00:02:05,241 That win doesn't count. 55 00:02:05,241 --> 00:02:06,310 Something got messed up. 56 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:08,137 Aw, don't be a party pooper. 57 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:09,551 Oh, wait, that's me, baby! 58 00:02:09,551 --> 00:02:11,172 No, it didn't come out. 59 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,758 What do you mean it didn't come out? 60 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,103 I flushed Squeebee, and it didn't come out. 61 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:17,275 You flushed Squeebee? 62 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:18,517 Where could it be? 63 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:20,275 [pipes groan and rattle] 64 00:02:20,275 --> 00:02:21,413 [Martin screams] 65 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:24,172 [water rushing] 66 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:26,517 Could I get some help here? 67 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:30,482 Oh, Squeebee, what have you done? 68 00:02:32,827 --> 00:02:36,517 [♪♪♪] 69 00:02:43,862 --> 00:02:45,103 Come on, just tell me. 70 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:46,310 There's nothing to tell. 71 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:48,448 Like, prune juice, caffeine? 72 00:02:48,448 --> 00:02:49,620 What's your secret? 73 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,827 It's not a secret, it's a gift. 74 00:02:51,827 --> 00:02:54,034 Four times in one day is definitely not a gift. 75 00:02:54,034 --> 00:02:55,241 It's a mutant colon. 76 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,896 It's still clogged, 77 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:58,931 and the washing machine is at its capacity, 78 00:02:58,931 --> 00:03:02,206 so you guys are gonna have to hand-wash all of these. 79 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:04,448 I know, right? What a drag. 80 00:03:04,448 --> 00:03:06,758 If only there was some type of warning under the lid 81 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,724 telling you not to flush foreign objects. 82 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:11,655 Oh, wait, that's on every toilet ever! 83 00:03:12,724 --> 00:03:15,413 Matilda, how do you unclog a toilet? 84 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:18,517 [Matilda] Deploy the pneumatic plunger. 85 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:30,655 How do you use this thing? 86 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:34,000 [tinny corporate video music plays] 87 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:37,896 Hi. I'm Rex Dowd, 88 00:03:37,896 --> 00:03:40,103 and if you're watching this video, 89 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:42,931 you're up to your neck in blue goo and poo. 90 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,724 Dude, that's the guy who played Captain McAdams! 91 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,172 He's my dad's poker buddy. 92 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:47,137 Shh! 93 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:48,931 ...first thing you'll need 94 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:50,413 is this bad boy. 95 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:53,620 The Series 3000 Dual-Port Pneumatic Plunger. 96 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:56,482 -So cool... -So cool... 97 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:58,482 Dibs on plunging! 98 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:02,068 Be sure to don your safety glasses. 99 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:07,068 Next, insert the rubber flange 100 00:04:07,068 --> 00:04:08,137 deep into the commode... 101 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,068 Ensure a tight seal, 102 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:12,068 then give it a firm push. 103 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:16,275 Don't be shy. 104 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:17,482 Bear down like you mean business. 105 00:04:18,965 --> 00:04:20,724 [plunger shoots] 106 00:04:22,758 --> 00:04:24,310 He looks so weird without the eye patch. 107 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,310 Shh! 108 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:27,034 [toilet burbling] 109 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:31,344 [draining and gurgling] -Go, go, go, go, go, go! 110 00:04:31,344 --> 00:04:32,862 It worked! 111 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:33,827 [Will] Yes! 112 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,689 -Whoo-hoo! -Way to go, Martin! Whoo! 113 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:37,931 [deep distant rumbling] 114 00:04:37,931 --> 00:04:41,275 Oh, that's just the pipes settling! 115 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:43,448 [creaking and bubbling] 116 00:04:49,862 --> 00:04:53,034 Tell me you washed the towels! 117 00:04:53,034 --> 00:04:56,310 [♪♪♪] 118 00:04:56,310 --> 00:04:58,275 Matilda, get Mission Control online. 119 00:04:58,275 --> 00:04:59,344 [Matilda] Downlinking now. 120 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:01,000 No! Matilda, belay that order. 121 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,241 "Belay"? 122 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:04,586 Yeah. Belay. As in, 123 00:05:04,586 --> 00:05:06,344 don't get in line for the Lind Bellows 124 00:05:06,344 --> 00:05:07,517 all-you-can-eat 125 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:08,586 "what did you stupid kids do now?" buffet. 126 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:10,655 You just don't want to get in trouble. 127 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:11,827 If one system goes down, 128 00:05:11,827 --> 00:05:13,172 it could cause bigger problems elsewhere. 129 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:14,862 Or it might not. 130 00:05:14,862 --> 00:05:16,310 It could just be all the plunging 131 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:18,655 from that Poop Blaster 3000 thing. 132 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:19,931 Just take a deep breath. 133 00:05:19,931 --> 00:05:21,034 I say we chill, 134 00:05:21,034 --> 00:05:22,689 let the system settle and see if it just... 135 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,655 unclogs itself. 136 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,310 Besides, we got two bathrooms. 137 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:29,758 We'll all just share mine for now. 138 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:32,896 [groans in aggravation] 139 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:38,206 [♪♪♪] 140 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,000 ♪ Hello, good morning, how you doing? ♪ 141 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 ♪ Waking up, shaking yesterday's blues, yeah ♪ 142 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,379 ♪ Turn the TV off, it's bad news, man... ♪ 143 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,413 Good morning, crew. 144 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,517 Grab your tablets. 145 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,068 "Captain's Commode Book of Law"? 146 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:52,068 For real? 147 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:54,000 I took the liberty of putting together 148 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,896 a detailed time-share toilet schedule, 149 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:58,034 along with a very reasonable set of guidelines. 150 00:05:58,034 --> 00:05:59,862 Wow, this, uh... 151 00:05:59,862 --> 00:06:03,310 just keeps going on and on. 152 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,482 I think you'll find this makes sharing one toilet 153 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:06,724 much smoother for all of us. 154 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:09,034 No beverages after 6:00 p.m.? 155 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,241 Five minutes per person... every eight hours? 156 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:14,310 By appointment only? 157 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:15,793 I'm just gonna stick to the bedpan in the Med bay. 158 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:16,931 Know what, that's it. 159 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:19,241 I'm reporting the blockage to Engineering 160 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:20,172 at the next mission downlink-- 161 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,068 No! 162 00:06:21,068 --> 00:06:22,206 No parents. 163 00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:25,275 Come on, Samy. 164 00:06:25,275 --> 00:06:26,482 How do you ever expect us to get through 165 00:06:26,482 --> 00:06:27,517 however many days we're up here 166 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,620 if we can't even fix a stupid toilet? 167 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:33,103 They're gonna think we're totally helpless. 168 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:43,310 Matilda, can you identify the location of the blockage? 169 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:45,000 [Matilda] According to my pressure readings, 170 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,965 the rubber toy is blocking a pipe 171 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:50,310 in Quadrant 4, Sector 2A... 172 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,241 See? 173 00:06:51,241 --> 00:06:52,827 Piece of cake. 174 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:55,103 Who needs parents when you've got Matilda? 175 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:56,275 Matilda... 176 00:06:56,275 --> 00:06:57,620 zoom out. 177 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:01,448 All the way out. 178 00:07:01,448 --> 00:07:03,482 Yeah. 179 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:04,862 Piece of cake. 180 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,448 [Samy] Come on, let's go! 181 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:14,620 Everybody gets a listening device. 182 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:17,172 -Dr. Samy. -Thanks. 183 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:19,758 -Dr. Martin. -Thank you. 184 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,379 -And one for Dr. Elliot. -Thank you. 185 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:23,551 -Dr. Martin. -Okay. 186 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:26,137 All right, let's find Squeebee. 187 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:27,965 Wait, what about me? 188 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:29,931 Huh? 189 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:31,482 Here you are, 190 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:32,586 Dr. Will. 191 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,137 All right, 192 00:07:34,137 --> 00:07:35,620 come on, let's go. 193 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,172 [♪♪♪] 194 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:40,241 [Samy] Our best bet is to track Squeebee with sound... 195 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:41,379 [distant clank] 196 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:45,448 ...listen to the pipes for squeaks... 197 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:48,827 go over the entire plumbing system... 198 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:51,620 in every corner of the ship... 199 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,655 ...every foot of it, 200 00:07:54,655 --> 00:07:57,034 inch by inch. 201 00:07:58,206 --> 00:08:01,275 [Singer Combes] After a lot of trial and error, 202 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:02,931 I've created a virus 203 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:05,034 that will take Matilda off the steering wheel. 204 00:08:05,034 --> 00:08:06,000 There's no way 205 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,862 we can successfully upload a virus. 206 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,724 Right, the onboard versions are locked up tight. 207 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,758 Okay, but she's still dependent upon The Cloud 208 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,137 as a processing resource, 209 00:08:14,137 --> 00:08:17,068 so we infect The Cloud with said virus. 210 00:08:18,517 --> 00:08:20,551 I asked you to come to me with a solution, 211 00:08:20,551 --> 00:08:22,379 not a nuclear option. 212 00:08:22,379 --> 00:08:24,137 The answer is no, absolutely not. 213 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,413 -Griffin, wait-- -No! 214 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:26,379 --hear him out. 215 00:08:26,379 --> 00:08:28,793 This is the only solution we got. 216 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,620 Thank you, Niles. 217 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:35,965 The code is targeted, Griffin. 218 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:38,068 It's specific to the Matilda up there. 219 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,137 Look, I know 220 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:43,206 you want to protect the company, Griffin, 221 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:44,310 but at this point, 222 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,896 the nuclear option is the only option we got. 223 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,620 And you promise 224 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,413 it won't put their lives in any danger? 225 00:08:53,413 --> 00:08:56,034 At this point, everything is a risk, 226 00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:58,724 but the real danger is doing nothing at all. 227 00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:01,655 Look, if this is gonna work, 228 00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:02,517 I'm gonna need your daughter's help. 229 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:04,413 Why Samy? 230 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,620 Because, of all the kids up there, 231 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,896 Matilda seems to trust Samy the most. 232 00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:09,724 So you want to use our daughter again. 233 00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:12,379 It's your only shot at getting her home. 234 00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:15,724 Whatever it takes. 235 00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:19,896 Are you on board with this fix? 236 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,620 If it'll get our kids back, I'd call it a no-brainer. 237 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,793 You? 238 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:31,000 I would call it surprising. 239 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:42,137 [pipes squeal and groan] 240 00:09:42,137 --> 00:09:43,068 [beeps comm] 241 00:09:43,068 --> 00:09:45,206 I think I hear him. Squeebee. 242 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:47,379 What's your location? 243 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,586 Do you need back-up? 244 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:51,931 Aft condensation exchange tower A. 245 00:09:57,241 --> 00:10:00,448 Wait, I don't hear him anymore. 246 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,137 False alarm. 247 00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:05,896 [Samy] Okay, keep listening to the pipes. 248 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,034 Squeebee may still be in Hydroponics. 249 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:13,172 [water dripping] 250 00:10:27,241 --> 00:10:28,448 [distant growl] 251 00:10:28,448 --> 00:10:30,172 Squeebee? 252 00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:40,793 [dropping cover] 253 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,793 [distant gurgling] 254 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,965 You... in there? 255 00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,793 Hello? 256 00:11:10,965 --> 00:11:13,137 [hissing and growling] [Will screams in terror] 257 00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:19,068 I keep seeing its face. 258 00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:20,137 [fireplace video crackling] 259 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,275 I can't get it outta my head. 260 00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:23,655 It's okay, dude. 261 00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:25,137 You don't have to talk about it. 262 00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:26,000 Not right now. 263 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:29,172 It's so big. 264 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,275 Big as a pizza. 265 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,413 I think it's alive. 266 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:34,551 Alive? 267 00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:35,965 [sighing] 268 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:40,448 Matilda, is there any chance Squeebee is... alive? 269 00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:41,724 [Matilda] No, Elliot. 270 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:45,206 Squeebee is composed of EC-419D, 271 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:48,482 an absorbent, non-organic epoxy-polymer gelatin 272 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,931 formulated to expand 273 00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:52,448 when exposed to liquid and heat. 274 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,034 Heat expands it? 275 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:57,931 [Matilda] Conversely, Squeebee shrinks 276 00:11:57,931 --> 00:12:01,241 when exposed to sub-zero temperatures. 277 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:04,931 Cold shrinks it... 278 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:06,724 cold shrinks it, cold shrinks it! 279 00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:08,206 Do you actually have an idea, 280 00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:09,620 or are you just gonna keep saying that 281 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,379 over and over again until I hit you? 282 00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:13,620 Matilda, is there any way 283 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:16,586 we can track Squeebee through the pipes in real time? 284 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:17,965 [Matilda] Yes, Samy. 285 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,586 As long as the subject is moving, 286 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:22,379 I can track it through micro-variations in pressure 287 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:23,482 within the system. 288 00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:24,896 What are you thinking? 289 00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:26,137 I'm thinking... 290 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,862 that we're gonna blast that butt-ugly piece of goo 291 00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,310 into outer space. 292 00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,862 [Samy] Operation Squeebee Squeeze. 293 00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:41,034 All right, Will, Martin, and I 294 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,034 will be stationed here, here, and here. 295 00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,896 We'll freeze the pipes in sequence 296 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:44,827 with blasts of CO2. 297 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,517 We'll use the fire extinguishers 298 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,862 to shrink Squeebee with cold. 299 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,517 Elliot, you're here. 300 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:50,862 On my mark, 301 00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:52,620 short bursts from the Poop Blaster 3000. 302 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,586 Push Squeebee through the pipes 303 00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:56,000 toward the back of the ship. 304 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,931 Once he's in position, 305 00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:59,310 I'll hit the purge button here, 306 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,172 -and-- -Whoosh! 307 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:02,586 Exactly. 308 00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:03,862 Any questions? 309 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:05,896 What about me? 310 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,724 What do I do? 311 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,896 Oh, no, no, Dor. 312 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,344 You're on the monitors! 313 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,068 Super important. 314 00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:16,517 Firefighter Martin here to save the day. 315 00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:17,896 Not just any firefighters! 316 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,724 Space Alien Firefighters! 317 00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,206 Oh! 318 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,758 Right, from "Fear and Dread 8: 319 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:24,586 Extreme Overkill." 320 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,586 Yeah! 321 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:26,379 I think we look like, you know, 322 00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:27,655 Zombie Busters? 323 00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:29,172 "Fear and Dread 7"? 324 00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:31,517 [together] Nailed it! 325 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,620 Hey, Dor, how we looking? 326 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,482 Like a bunch of blue dots. 327 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,862 [Samy] I mean, are you reading our positions? 328 00:13:37,862 --> 00:13:38,862 Yeah, but... 329 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,413 But what? 330 00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:42,275 Dor, is there a problem? 331 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:43,517 Well... 332 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:44,965 I was wondering, 333 00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:47,413 do we really have to blast Squeebee off into space? 334 00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:48,655 [sighing] 335 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,379 It's him or us, Dor. 336 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:51,620 But he's so... 337 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,448 He's so cute. 338 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,655 [alert pings] 339 00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,448 [Samy] All right, guys, let's go. 340 00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:00,482 Odyssey II, what is going on up there? 341 00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:02,103 Over. 342 00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:09,551 Samy, do you wanna tell me 343 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,620 what you and your little friends are getting up to 344 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,793 with the fire extinguishers? 345 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:13,586 Uh... 346 00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,000 [Elliot] Uh... 347 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,620 We're LARPing. 348 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,862 Sorry, Larp-- S-say again? 349 00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:22,068 LARPing, like "Live-action role-playing"? 350 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,931 Uh, we created a game called, uh, 351 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,689 ...Alien Hunt. 352 00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:27,827 Sorry, uh, what now? 353 00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:28,793 Samy... 354 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,172 tell me the truth. 355 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,931 Like he said. Alien Hunt. 356 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,034 ♪ Going on an alien hunt ♪ 357 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,172 ♪ We're gonna catch a big one...♪ 358 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,689 ♪ We're going on an alien hunt ♪ 359 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:45,689 ♪ And we're going on an alien hunt ♪ 360 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,689 [singing awkwardly] ♪ We're gonna catch a big one 361 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:50,586 ♪ We're not scared 362 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,068 I'm a little scared. 363 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,620 [kids singing] ♪ We're going on an alien hunt... ♪ 364 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,655 F-fine. Okay, fine, just... 365 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:58,620 try not to break anything, okay? 366 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,344 [sighs] 367 00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,413 Monsters. 368 00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:03,517 [sighing] 369 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:04,310 -Okay. -We're clear. 370 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,275 [CO2 hissing] 371 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:11,413 Guys! 372 00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:12,620 Come on. 373 00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,724 Right, we're go. 374 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:17,862 System sealed? 375 00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:18,758 Check. 376 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:19,758 System sealed. 377 00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:21,034 Will, you in position? 378 00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:22,241 Locked and loaded. 379 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:23,689 [Samy] Elliot, you ready? 380 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,931 Ready. 381 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:26,103 All right, guys. 382 00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,896 Let's freeze him, shrink him, 383 00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,068 and flush him out of the ship. 384 00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,000 [CO2 hissing] 385 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,620 [♪♪♪] 386 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:39,758 [Doria] It's working! 387 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:41,551 He's getting smaller. 388 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:42,931 [Samy] Elliot, plunge now! 389 00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:43,965 [Doria] Wait, no! 390 00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,551 He's getting bigger. 391 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:46,931 I think he's stuck. 392 00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:48,103 Tell us where. 393 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:49,896 [Doria] Back! Behind you! 394 00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:52,034 Right, Elliot, get ready. 395 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,310 Martin and Will, keep herding him aft. 396 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:56,448 I'll cover the exhaust port. 397 00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:58,724 On my mark. 398 00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,482 CO2! Hit it! 399 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,206 [hissing] 400 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,758 -Elliot, plunge now! -[fires plunger] 401 00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:14,000 [pipes squeal and groan] 402 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:16,551 It's almost there. 403 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:18,551 I think another plunge or two will do it. 404 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:20,137 [fires plunger] 405 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,172 [pipes groaning] 406 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:28,379 Wait, now he's behind Martin. 407 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,724 And you too, Will! 408 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,517 [alert beeps] 409 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:33,689 Wait! 410 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:35,965 [multiple alerts beep] 411 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,689 Squeebee's having babies! 412 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:40,655 It's the cold. 413 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:42,448 You're probably picking up slush chunks. 414 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:45,413 Matilda, recalibrate pressure threshold! 415 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:47,965 Ignore the small pieces, and just find Squeebee. 416 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,034 [Matilda] Locating Squeebee. 417 00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,931 [single alert beeps] 418 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:54,103 Samy, he's coming straight at you! 419 00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,965 Where? Which way? 420 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,551 [beeping] 421 00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:59,413 He's right on top of you! 422 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,137 [screams] 423 00:17:00,137 --> 00:17:01,862 [pipes growl] 424 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:08,965 Elliot, now! 425 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,103 -Hit it! -Oh! [fires plunger] 426 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,758 [toilet flushing] 427 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,448 [squeaks] 428 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,896 [Matilda] Obstruction purged. 429 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:22,896 System is clear. 430 00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,586 -[cheering] Yeah! -We did it! 431 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,137 Yes! 432 00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:28,793 Elliot, can you confirm that with a victory flush? 433 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:33,172 [toilet flushing] 434 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:35,793 The Dookie Derby returneth! 435 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,793 -We did it, guys! -Yes! -Nice! 436 00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:43,482 What? 437 00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:45,655 [Matilda] Foreign object detected. 438 00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:52,793 It's hanging onto the thrusters! 439 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:55,379 It is as big as a pizza! 440 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,241 It's trying to climb back into the ship! 441 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,275 I knew he couldn't leave me! 442 00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,965 Matilda, fire engine A3 aft! 443 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,448 [Matilda] Firing engine. 444 00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,827 [engine rumbling] 445 00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:16,034 [snarling hiss] 446 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,896 Obstruction cleared. 447 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,689 [all cheering in triumph] 448 00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:20,620 Yeah! 449 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,068 [laughter] 450 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,482 -Yes! We did it! 451 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:26,862 Goodbye, Squeebee McSqueeberton, 452 00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,448 my sweet boy. 453 00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,241 It's totally the kale. 454 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,413 -Uh...? -What? 455 00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:34,586 The fiber gives me my edge. 456 00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:37,068 Do not tell Elliot. 457 00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:39,931 [♪♪♪] 458 00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:53,034 ♪ There's a black sky over my town ♪ 459 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,793 ♪ It's a long night in a dark house ♪ 460 00:18:55,793 --> 00:19:00,379 ♪ There's enough fight for a showdown ♪ 461 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,310 ♪ There's a black hole with no escape ♪ 462 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,172 ♪ There's a dark soul as my inmate... ♪ 463 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,413 Um... 464 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,275 Will did a check on the water filters, 465 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,758 and they were a little dirty, 466 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,413 so we changed them out. 467 00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:18,172 ♪ Watch it take me over Let it suck me in ♪ 468 00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:19,689 Oh, and um... 469 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,620 ...thanks for covering for me with that whole, uh... 470 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:28,137 Alien-Hunt Dookie-Derby thing. 471 00:19:28,137 --> 00:19:30,137 Forget about it. 472 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:31,517 We're a team. 473 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:32,896 It's what we do, right? 474 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:35,275 Smartest girl at Emerson. 475 00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:40,655 ♪ I just wanna close my eyes and sleep ♪ 476 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:42,896 ♪ I can't tell exactly what it means ♪ 477 00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:45,206 Hey, Elliot? 478 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:48,620 Close the door. 479 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,965 Okay. 480 00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,827 The thrusters are a function of avionics, right? 481 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:02,172 When I ordered ignition, 482 00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,000 Matilda didn't hesitate, 483 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,413 even though it didn't serve any mission function. 484 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:09,655 I'm not following. 485 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:11,034 Think about it. 486 00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:12,241 Matilda's always been there 487 00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,931 since we were babies. 488 00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:17,586 She is always there for whatever we need. 489 00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:20,310 Yeah, and...? 490 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,896 I'm thinking, 491 00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:25,620 maybe, deep down, 492 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:29,275 this Matilda is that Matilda too. 493 00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,965 She's programmed to care about us, 494 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,137 right? 495 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:38,620 So maybe, eventually, 496 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,034 we could, 497 00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:41,206 you know... 498 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:44,000 Convince her to turn around. 499 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,344 Yeah. 500 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:50,551 [♪♪♪] 501 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:51,620 ♪ Sleep 502 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:54,551 ♪ I can't tell exactly what it means ♪ 503 00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:57,827 ♪ Takes me from a whisper to a scream ♪ 504 00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:01,034 ♪ Scream 505 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:03,448 ♪ Sleep 506 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:09,827 ♪ Five kids all amazed by the wonders ♪ 507 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:12,482 ♪ Of unexplainable factors 508 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:16,206 ♪ That go beyond the skies 509 00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:19,034 ♪ We are the astronauts 510 00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:21,793 ♪ On the voyage of a lifetime 511 00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:25,862 ♪ With a mission far from Earth And all we trust ♪ 512 00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:30,172 ♪ Oh, we are the astronauts 513 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,827 -Welcome aboard Odyssey II. 514 00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:39,758 [yelping] 515 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:40,931 -I'm Matilda. 516 00:21:40,931 --> 00:21:42,620 She... chose us. 517 00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,620 -How do we get back? -Well, we're working on that. 518 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,068 [Doria] I made him on the 3-D printer. 519 00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,241 Watch this. 520 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,413 [squeaking, splats] 521 00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:51,862 -[all laughing] -Squeebee McSqueeberton. 34365

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