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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:41,005 --> 00:02:41,815 Who am I? 2 00:02:42,952 --> 00:02:43,952 You sure you want to know? 3 00:02:45,013 --> 00:02:46,913 Truth is, I'm a nobody. 4 00:02:47,649 --> 00:02:49,249 Actually, I'm worse than a nobody. 5 00:02:50,009 --> 00:02:51,314 I'm this guy. 6 00:02:51,817 --> 00:02:54,479 Stop! Stop the bus! 7 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,105 The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. 8 00:03:08,108 --> 00:03:10,245 Thanks. 9 00:03:10,245 --> 00:03:12,443 But, like any story worth telling, 10 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:14,471 it's all about a girl. 11 00:03:15,302 --> 00:03:17,467 Not that girl. 12 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:20,135 - Hey. Hi. - I don't think that is a girl. 13 00:03:20,135 --> 00:03:22,519 No, it's about this girl... 14 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:24,406 Jill Johnson. 15 00:03:24,407 --> 00:03:28,201 Ever since I can remember I've been in love with her, 16 00:03:28,201 --> 00:03:29,669 but she barely knows I exist. 17 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,757 Yo, Rick! Yo, come here, man! 18 00:03:31,786 --> 00:03:33,455 I got you a seat down here. What's... 19 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:34,854 I'll call y'all back. Everybody, bye. 20 00:03:34,895 --> 00:03:36,494 - What's up, man? - Hey, Trey. 21 00:03:36,525 --> 00:03:38,363 Dude, I'm so psyched for this class trip. 22 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,288 We about to see some real serious cutting-edge shit. 23 00:03:42,069 --> 00:03:43,667 That's what I'm talking about. 24 00:03:43,699 --> 00:03:45,632 Yo, you got any C batteries on you? AAs? 25 00:03:45,651 --> 00:03:48,121 Got that new sandwich from Sony in my backpack. 26 00:03:48,117 --> 00:03:49,351 Wi-Fi... mmm! 27 00:03:50,492 --> 00:03:53,259 Yo! You got to forget about her, dawg. 28 00:03:53,244 --> 00:03:55,177 Look look. Let me show you something. 29 00:03:55,195 --> 00:03:57,732 She not even looking at you. 30 00:03:57,726 --> 00:03:59,531 If I could just tell her how I feel. 31 00:03:59,555 --> 00:04:01,520 Look, Rick, I already told you... 32 00:04:01,537 --> 00:04:03,173 you never gonna get with Jill, all right? 33 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:04,838 Seriously, she hangs out with the popular crew, 34 00:04:04,868 --> 00:04:07,240 and nobody messes around outside their group, man. 35 00:04:07,241 --> 00:04:09,510 Come on, that crew stuff isn't real. 36 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:11,480 The hell it ain't. Look around, Rick. 37 00:04:11,497 --> 00:04:13,302 - Look, you got your jocks... - Get the ball, man. 38 00:04:13,325 --> 00:04:15,757 ...nerds, emos, 39 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,961 Frodos, 40 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:20,339 the Scarface society... 41 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:22,964 ...the sexual predators. - Yeah. 42 00:04:22,964 --> 00:04:25,460 - Of course you got the Rick punchers. - The who? 43 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:28,229 - Oh! - Yeah, they new. 44 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:29,856 But you know what? Who cares? 45 00:04:29,914 --> 00:04:31,818 'Cause we got our own crew... me and you. 46 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,636 Thanks, Trey. You're the best, man. 47 00:04:34,784 --> 00:04:36,314 - Am I in? - No. 48 00:04:36,349 --> 00:04:38,352 Come on. Hey, it's me and you, baby. 49 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:39,936 The two of us against the world. You hear me? 50 00:04:39,969 --> 00:04:41,340 You look good today. I like your hair. 51 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:42,946 I'm gonna show you something nasty I downloaded. 52 00:04:42,979 --> 00:04:44,577 Don't tell nobody. 53 00:04:46,282 --> 00:04:47,880 Welcome to Amalgamated. 54 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:49,846 I'm Dr. Strom, head of the research department... 55 00:04:49,864 --> 00:04:52,772 - Come on, man. - ... where we create the future today. 56 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:56,053 And now I'd like to show you our crown jewel. 57 00:04:56,017 --> 00:04:59,017 The Amalgamated animal genetics lab. 58 00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:03,408 Go ahead, explore. 59 00:05:03,414 --> 00:05:05,116 Yo yo. Come on, Rick. Man, check this out. 60 00:05:05,144 --> 00:05:08,448 All of our animals are genetically engineered 61 00:05:08,411 --> 00:05:10,911 and each of them has... 62 00:05:10,906 --> 00:05:12,812 Oh, you're so pretty. 63 00:05:12,832 --> 00:05:15,600 Hi, birdie. 64 00:05:15,585 --> 00:05:17,919 Hi. Hi. 65 00:05:19,109 --> 00:05:22,943 - She's beautiful, isn't she? - Yes, she is. 66 00:05:24,361 --> 00:05:26,425 Uh, I'm gonna take a picture of her 67 00:05:26,438 --> 00:05:28,074 for the school newspaper. 68 00:05:28,105 --> 00:05:30,173 Our only rules: Don't feed the animals 69 00:05:30,185 --> 00:05:32,954 and please, no flash photography. 70 00:05:34,321 --> 00:05:36,419 Some of our genetically- engineered animals 71 00:05:36,431 --> 00:05:38,370 are a little sensitive to light. 72 00:05:41,015 --> 00:05:42,573 It flew away. 73 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,880 Uh... whoo-hoo. 74 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,748 What the F, loser? 75 00:05:52,764 --> 00:05:55,392 - Get him, Lance. - Come on, Lance. 76 00:05:55,392 --> 00:05:58,563 - Leave him alone. - I don't think so. 77 00:05:58,563 --> 00:06:01,285 Is there a problem, Lance? 78 00:06:01,285 --> 00:06:04,903 No. No problem, Uncle Lou. 79 00:06:04,903 --> 00:06:06,937 Mr. Landers! 80 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,417 Students, this is Lou Landers, 81 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:12,460 visionary scientist and C.E.O. of Amalgamated. 82 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:15,120 Well, I'm just a businessman now. 83 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,323 The future of science 84 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:19,363 belongs to all of you. 85 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:22,318 Please, enjoy the tour. 86 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,758 Are you okay? 87 00:06:31,776 --> 00:06:34,837 Yes, this is healthy-cough blood. 88 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:40,421 Rick Riker. You're not Blaine and Julia Riker's son, are you? 89 00:06:40,421 --> 00:06:43,333 - I am. - Ah. Good people. 90 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,506 - How are they? - They died violently nine years ago. 91 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,275 But otherwise okay? 92 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:52,038 Yes, thank you. I live with my aunt and uncle now. 93 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:54,738 Well, you seem like a real chip off the old block. 94 00:06:54,738 --> 00:06:57,004 Let's hope you're not violently murdered too. 95 00:07:03,002 --> 00:07:05,787 That's for making me look stupid. 96 00:07:05,787 --> 00:07:08,022 Next time I hurt you. 97 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,931 Yeah. You the man, Lance. 98 00:07:14,275 --> 00:07:16,272 Our work with these animals has helped us develop 99 00:07:16,288 --> 00:07:19,397 new antibiotics, advanced pesticides 100 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:23,113 and a powerful new pheromone which drives animals to mate 101 00:07:23,113 --> 00:07:25,449 called compound H2O9. 102 00:07:25,451 --> 00:07:27,947 It's a strong sexual attractant. 103 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,800 A single drop is enough to arouse any animal. 104 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,417 We plan on using it to breed endangered species. 105 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:38,037 A special and indeed often overlooked... 106 00:07:38,037 --> 00:07:40,921 Our most-promising research 107 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:43,054 is with these dragonflies. 108 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:45,436 For example, this dragonfly's skin 109 00:07:45,437 --> 00:07:47,738 has a hard, armor-like exoskeleton 110 00:07:47,741 --> 00:07:49,110 to defend against... 111 00:07:49,151 --> 00:07:50,817 And this species of dragonfly 112 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,046 has enormous strength for its size. 113 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:56,510 It can lift vast amounts. 114 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,750 More than it's body weight. 115 00:07:58,757 --> 00:08:02,215 And here we've injected the DNA from all three species 116 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,588 into seven new genetically-enhanced 117 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:06,355 super dragonflies. 118 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:09,168 But there's only six in there. 119 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:12,525 Well, one missing dragonfly is the least of my concerns. 120 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,796 I lost six tigers alone last month. 121 00:08:18,937 --> 00:08:22,270 This area is where we keep our livestock. 122 00:08:30,434 --> 00:08:32,532 Aren't you going to do something? 123 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:34,175 Soon as I get this up on YouTube. 124 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:45,386 I see. Ye... well, yes, I understand. 125 00:08:45,385 --> 00:08:47,557 Thank you for the call. 126 00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,997 That was the principal. 127 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,236 Rick walked off a class trip. 128 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:55,186 After all the parenting you've done, 129 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,092 he's still so troubled. 130 00:08:57,111 --> 00:08:59,239 Why do you think that is, Albert? 131 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,173 I have no idea, Lucille. 132 00:09:02,201 --> 00:09:04,763 I have taught him everything I know about being a man. 133 00:09:04,763 --> 00:09:07,000 And a good man you are 134 00:09:07,006 --> 00:09:09,175 after all these years of marriage. 135 00:09:09,184 --> 00:09:10,683 It's like we first met. 136 00:09:10,719 --> 00:09:13,025 Sure, you're a little older. 137 00:09:13,028 --> 00:09:14,661 Your hair's grey. 138 00:09:14,691 --> 00:09:16,028 You have crow's feet. 139 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:18,565 It takes you an hour to pee. 140 00:09:18,565 --> 00:09:20,736 Your thighs look like cottage cheese 141 00:09:20,745 --> 00:09:22,649 someone threw up on a hot sidewalk. 142 00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:26,332 And you've always had a tiny penis. 143 00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:30,963 Well... what does it matter when you're in love? 144 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,934 Oh, Rick. 145 00:09:36,934 --> 00:09:39,190 We were wondering where you were. 146 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:41,352 It's so late. 147 00:09:42,634 --> 00:09:45,618 About time you got home. Your aunt was getting worried. 148 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,690 You can sleep late in the morning, 149 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:50,560 but don't forget to feed the fish. 150 00:09:51,532 --> 00:09:53,727 Attaboy. 151 00:09:55,402 --> 00:09:57,337 I don't know. 152 00:09:57,261 --> 00:09:59,237 Something just doesn't seem quite right with him today. 153 00:09:59,237 --> 00:10:01,972 Teenagers. I'll talk to him. 154 00:10:05,954 --> 00:10:09,358 Rough day, huh? Well, I won't lie to you. 155 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,312 Puberty is a difficult time 156 00:10:11,385 --> 00:10:13,315 in a young man's life. 157 00:10:13,387 --> 00:10:16,492 Now this book may explain what's happening. 158 00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:20,118 Let's see. There are mood swings, fluid retention, 159 00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:23,336 and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina. 160 00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:26,554 This may be the wrong book. 161 00:10:26,622 --> 00:10:29,425 What's important is that you're on the verge of adulthood. 162 00:10:29,486 --> 00:10:32,486 Here... take a drink. 163 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:35,114 Ah, the rituals of manhood. 164 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,848 Today you have your first beer, 165 00:10:36,924 --> 00:10:38,861 and tomorrow we'll circumcise you. 166 00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:51,326 I'm losing patience, Dr. Strom. 167 00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:53,398 Please, sir, if you could just wait a few minutes... 168 00:10:53,398 --> 00:10:55,096 I've waited long enough for this egomaniac. 169 00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:04,986 We're the board of directors. Our time is valuable. 170 00:10:56,986 --> 00:10:58,961 Not as valuable as mine, Mr. Carlson. 171 00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:02,516 You see, I have a terminal illness. 172 00:11:02,516 --> 00:11:04,621 I've been fighting it for years, 173 00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:07,392 but the disease has ravaged my organs. 174 00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:10,989 As of this moment, I have one hour left to live. 175 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,638 It was on sale. 176 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,302 Gentlemen, if you're ready, 177 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,869 allow me to show you the future. 178 00:11:24,424 --> 00:11:26,751 What the hell is that? 179 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:28,982 An innovation... thank you... 180 00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:30,914 that will not only save my life 181 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:32,816 but the life of this company. 182 00:11:32,816 --> 00:11:36,276 For too long we've scraped out profits from pills and injections. 183 00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:38,919 The real prize is the total cure. 184 00:11:38,919 --> 00:11:41,625 A device that can alter DNA 185 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,528 and restore the body to perfect health. 186 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,236 - You're crazy. - No. 187 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:49,811 Crazy is hearing voices, talking to cats, 188 00:11:49,811 --> 00:11:51,615 dating Paula Abdul. 189 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:54,599 I'm not crazy. I'm a visionary! 190 00:11:54,599 --> 00:11:56,505 Sir. Sir, the machine's 191 00:11:56,518 --> 00:11:58,887 never been fully tested. If something should go wrong... 192 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,179 - Start the machine! - Yes, sir. 193 00:12:06,925 --> 00:12:08,956 Plasma level is steady. 194 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:11,167 Genetic modification's at optimum levels! 195 00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:13,901 Sir, the core is overheating. 196 00:12:14,394 --> 00:12:16,592 We have to abort! 197 00:12:22,579 --> 00:12:24,678 Did it work? 198 00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:27,243 I'm so sorry. 199 00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:29,721 Well, well, well. 200 00:12:30,698 --> 00:12:32,867 I want you to know what a joy it will be 201 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,477 running this company without you in the way. 202 00:12:38,084 --> 00:12:40,882 Let go. Let me go. 203 00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:04,741 Gentlemen, I think it's time we made some personnel changes. 204 00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:10,042 No, get away! 205 00:13:23,342 --> 00:13:25,745 Oh. How long was I asleep? 206 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:29,634 Five days. 207 00:14:37,726 --> 00:14:39,455 Wait. Wha... 208 00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:50,329 Oh, Dad. 209 00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:58,739 I thought you'd live forever. 210 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,296 Breakfast, Rick! 211 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,474 I'll be right down! 212 00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:59,552 If I can have your attention. 213 00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:03,069 We are delighted to have as guest judge 214 00:16:03,069 --> 00:16:05,319 the foremost scientist in the world. 215 00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:08,615 He's a visiting professor at Empire City University 216 00:16:08,615 --> 00:16:11,273 where he's working with the rare element cerillium. 217 00:16:11,273 --> 00:16:14,871 I am so proud to welcome Dr. Stephen Hawking. 218 00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:23,192 Thank you for that warm welcome. 219 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,711 I have a disease that has paralyzed me. 220 00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:29,798 I cannot walk and I use this computer to speak. 221 00:16:29,798 --> 00:16:34,330 But I am not depressed, because I have the gift of knowledge. 222 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:38,447 That's a lie. I think about suicide every day. 223 00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:41,639 But you should all be happy with your lives. 224 00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:44,636 You can walk, talk, wipe your own asses 225 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,441 and then there's all the sex. 226 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,358 I haven't had sex in years. 227 00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:52,959 My nurse is a lesbian, and not the hot kind. 228 00:16:53,895 --> 00:16:56,508 Hey, anyone want to get high? 229 00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:59,144 I've got some hash with me. 230 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,212 White guy in the dreads, 231 00:17:01,806 --> 00:17:03,841 you know what I'm talking about. 232 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,357 Anyone? Anyone? 233 00:17:07,254 --> 00:17:08,254 Pussies! 234 00:17:22,255 --> 00:17:24,488 Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit. 235 00:17:24,763 --> 00:17:26,495 - Pfft. - Yeah. 236 00:17:29,286 --> 00:17:31,049 Go to her, stupid. 237 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,485 Tell her how you feel. 238 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,266 Yow. 239 00:17:56,431 --> 00:17:58,230 Uh... he did it. 240 00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:05,051 - I'm gonna kill you. - Get him, Lance! 241 00:18:05,057 --> 00:18:07,229 - Lance, stop it. - Kick his ass, Lance! 242 00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:09,794 Fight fight fight! 243 00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:19,835 Damn! 244 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,781 Get... get off me! 245 00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,931 Ow ow. 246 00:18:48,062 --> 00:18:50,690 Shit shit shit shit. 252 00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:39,210 Stop! Stop! Hey! 253 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,074 Get out of the way! No brakes! 254 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,156 Get out of the way! 255 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,926 Ma'am, look out! 256 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,844 - How did you... - I can't believe it. 257 00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:15,023 - You just saved that old lady's life. - Amazing. 258 00:20:15,076 --> 00:20:18,078 I... I guess. If I hadn't pushed her out of the way, 259 00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:19,572 she would've die... ah! 260 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,966 You should be really proud of yourself. 261 00:20:32,459 --> 00:20:34,561 You're some kind of hero. 262 00:20:35,048 --> 00:20:36,451 If you could excuse me. 263 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,392 There we go. Awfully nice of you to help me out here, Trey. 264 00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:45,262 Oh, no problem. I'm waiting on Rick, anyway, so... 265 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,124 My God. 266 00:20:50,528 --> 00:20:52,493 How did you do that? 267 00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:55,662 Uh, it's easier than it looks. 268 00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:01,814 No, I don't think so. 269 00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:04,181 Why don't you tell me what's going on? 270 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:07,371 All right. Well, there is something, okay? 271 00:21:07,371 --> 00:21:09,807 But you have to keep it a secret. 272 00:21:12,128 --> 00:21:15,446 I think I have... superpowers. 273 00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:17,445 I find that hard to believe. 274 00:21:17,454 --> 00:21:19,090 All right, all right, how about this? 275 00:21:19,115 --> 00:21:20,649 Go ahead and throw as many punches as you want. 276 00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:23,083 I bet you 100 bucks you don't land one. 277 00:21:25,246 --> 00:21:27,607 Easy money. 278 00:21:27,607 --> 00:21:29,969 What else can you do? 279 00:21:29,969 --> 00:21:32,202 I don't know. I... I was bitten by a dragonfly. 280 00:21:32,202 --> 00:21:35,711 Well, some dragonflies have armored skin. 281 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,275 I wonder if my skin is... 282 00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:42,168 Well, good thing that worked. 283 00:21:43,023 --> 00:21:44,655 So you do have superpowers. 284 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,815 We could be a team! 285 00:21:46,818 --> 00:21:49,183 We gonna get fame, money... 286 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,309 - Don't forget the bitches. - There's not gonna be fame 287 00:21:52,309 --> 00:21:54,443 and there's not gonna be bitches, okay? 288 00:21:54,445 --> 00:21:57,574 I didn't ask for any of this. I just wanna be like everybody else. 289 00:21:57,574 --> 00:21:59,636 That isn't what your parents wanted for you. 290 00:22:00,672 --> 00:22:02,574 You're not my father. 291 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:04,354 But I love you like your father did. 292 00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,209 I believe in you like your father did. 293 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:09,383 I had sex with your mother just like your father did. 294 00:22:09,383 --> 00:22:12,317 Huh. You'll never understand me. 295 00:22:12,317 --> 00:22:15,725 Never. 296 00:22:26,289 --> 00:22:28,917 That isn't what your parents wanted for you. 297 00:22:33,636 --> 00:22:35,112 What a great performance. 298 00:22:35,112 --> 00:22:36,843 Well, Rick, did you enjoy the opera? 299 00:22:39,102 --> 00:22:40,938 Son, is something troubling you? 300 00:22:40,947 --> 00:22:42,982 It's so unfair. They have nothing. 301 00:22:43,212 --> 00:22:45,350 I want to change things. 302 00:22:45,351 --> 00:22:47,784 And you will. 303 00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:50,256 One day, Rick, people will look to you to be a hero. 304 00:22:51,256 --> 00:22:53,958 When that day comes, will you be ready? 305 00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:55,713 Give me your wallet. 306 00:22:55,725 --> 00:22:57,683 That too. 307 00:23:00,155 --> 00:23:02,510 Blaine's voice: People will look to you to be a hero. 308 00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:05,469 When that day comes, will you be ready? 309 00:23:06,694 --> 00:23:08,991 Rick! 310 00:23:21,757 --> 00:23:23,626 Rick, please! 311 00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:36,929 - Dad! - Oh, Rick, I'm dying. 312 00:23:37,106 --> 00:23:38,672 - No! - Don't worry. 313 00:23:38,805 --> 00:23:40,271 My brother Albert will take you in. 314 00:23:40,402 --> 00:23:43,777 Rick, the money, it's all yours now. 315 00:23:43,946 --> 00:23:47,114 Sell all shares of a small company called Google. 316 00:23:47,278 --> 00:23:51,213 It's worthless. Invest heavily in Enron. 317 00:23:51,393 --> 00:23:54,301 Rick, I have something for you. 318 00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:57,391 Reach into my coat pocket. 319 00:23:57,551 --> 00:24:00,617 The other coat pocket. 320 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,245 God! 321 00:24:03,962 --> 00:24:05,897 That ring was my father's 322 00:24:05,932 --> 00:24:08,132 and his father's before him. 323 00:24:08,159 --> 00:24:10,626 Earn it, Rick. Be a hero. 324 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:12,584 Claim your... 325 00:24:15,915 --> 00:24:17,878 destiny. 326 00:24:17,912 --> 00:24:19,408 Dad! 327 00:24:23,928 --> 00:24:25,761 I'm no superhero. 328 00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:28,416 I'm nobody! 329 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:49,047 - Are you okay? - What, you heard that? 330 00:24:49,128 --> 00:24:52,329 You're nothing but an ugly, ungrateful little whore! 331 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,543 Just like your mother! 332 00:24:54,629 --> 00:24:56,579 - Who was that? - My mother. 333 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,713 Listen, about what happened at school this morning, I... 334 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:00,942 You really freaked us out. 335 00:25:01,012 --> 00:25:02,916 I'm really going through a tough time right now. 336 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:06,172 Me too. My parents, they want me to go to college, 337 00:25:06,196 --> 00:25:08,831 but I want to be a dancer. 338 00:25:08,869 --> 00:25:10,403 I believe in you. 339 00:25:10,466 --> 00:25:13,069 You really do, don't you? 340 00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:15,642 I wish I could say the same for Lance. 341 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,386 I don't know. Is he the right one 342 00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:20,046 or am I just dating him to rebel against my father? 343 00:25:20,444 --> 00:25:22,389 He doesn't want any boy near me. 344 00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:24,305 That's why he installed the electrified fence. 345 00:25:24,306 --> 00:25:26,923 Well, we'll see. You can't run from your destiny. 346 00:25:26,923 --> 00:25:28,918 - Right? - Right. 347 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:33,928 - Jill, let's go! - Nice car. 348 00:25:34,107 --> 00:25:37,807 Maybe one day you could take me for a ride in your car. 349 00:25:39,388 --> 00:25:40,878 Uh... 350 00:25:43,169 --> 00:25:45,267 Uh, yeah. 351 00:25:45,412 --> 00:25:47,283 Yeah, definitely. 352 00:25:53,975 --> 00:25:55,741 Oh. Lovebirds. 353 00:26:20,941 --> 00:26:23,377 Rick, this is Professor Xavier. 354 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:27,099 Your powers are growing, but you can't control it. 355 00:26:27,231 --> 00:26:29,800 It's important that you... 356 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,555 become a hero... train yourself to fly... 357 00:26:35,141 --> 00:26:37,341 ...in your ass because... 358 00:26:37,461 --> 00:26:39,927 ...squatting on a glass table... 359 00:26:40,048 --> 00:26:43,451 ...two girls... one cup... 360 00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:45,886 You know what to do. 361 00:26:55,565 --> 00:26:59,266 - This shouldn't take long. - Well, I'll be waiting right here. 362 00:27:00,726 --> 00:27:02,762 I've reviewed your request for a loan, Mr. Riker, 363 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,153 but with no job, no credit history, 364 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:07,291 I'm afraid I have to say no. 365 00:27:07,305 --> 00:27:08,742 But what about this? 366 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,842 That was last month. 367 00:27:12,795 --> 00:27:14,826 This new promotion's proving quite popular. 368 00:27:14,844 --> 00:27:16,683 Look, I need to buy a car. 369 00:27:16,709 --> 00:27:19,654 Frankly, Mr. Riker, you're the worst applicant we've ever had. 370 00:27:19,656 --> 00:27:22,392 Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson. 371 00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:27,777 This is a good boy. There must be something I could do. 372 00:27:27,777 --> 00:27:29,310 Ma'am... 373 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:32,363 rubbing my crotch under the desk won't change my mind. 374 00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:34,234 I'm not rubbing your crotch. 375 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,382 I really need that car. 376 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,206 I don't see how that's my problem. 377 00:27:39,938 --> 00:27:41,870 This is a robbery! Nobody move! 378 00:27:41,873 --> 00:27:43,962 Everybody stay down! Stay down! 379 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,305 - Get down. - Come on, Lady! Hurry it up! 380 00:27:45,305 --> 00:27:48,105 - Oh. - Come on, move it! 381 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,740 Oh, hey, I made the same mistake before when I came in. 382 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,198 Thanks. 383 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:59,724 You idiot! You let him get away with our money! 384 00:27:59,724 --> 00:28:02,630 I don't see how that's my problem. 385 00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:14,085 Let me through. Let me through. 386 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:21,615 Oh, thank God. I thought something terrible had happened. 387 00:28:21,615 --> 00:28:24,281 Well, an old guy did get shot over there. 388 00:28:28,095 --> 00:28:31,225 Uncle Albert! Just try to breathe. 389 00:28:31,229 --> 00:28:34,779 I can't. You're kneeling on my balls. 390 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:36,279 Oh, sorry. 391 00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:38,615 Rick, listen. 392 00:28:38,615 --> 00:28:42,002 With great power comes... 393 00:28:42,004 --> 00:28:43,410 Great responsibility? 394 00:28:43,434 --> 00:28:45,455 I was gonna stick with bitches, 395 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,364 but if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life... 396 00:28:47,364 --> 00:28:48,929 Uncle Albert! 397 00:28:48,945 --> 00:28:51,042 My balls! 398 00:29:09,111 --> 00:29:10,806 Oh, God. Mr. Landers! 399 00:29:23,169 --> 00:29:24,397 Oh no. 400 00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:27,603 Okay. 401 00:29:27,603 --> 00:29:30,099 Hide the body. Yeah. 402 00:29:35,938 --> 00:29:38,702 Get in! Yah! Yah! 403 00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:47,426 Okay, I come back. 404 00:30:02,216 --> 00:30:04,084 Jill? 405 00:30:04,827 --> 00:30:06,427 I came as soon as I heard. 406 00:30:06,713 --> 00:30:09,518 - This is all my fault. - Rick, it was an armed robbery. 407 00:30:09,536 --> 00:30:11,503 There was nothing you could've done. 408 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,270 I could've stopped that guy before he shot my uncle. 409 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,610 - Rick Riker? - Yes? 410 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:17,500 Dr. Whitby. What brought you here today? 411 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,000 - My uncle. - Your uncle brought you? 412 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,850 - No, he's gravely injured. - Well, then he shouldn't be driving. 413 00:30:22,474 --> 00:30:24,709 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to perform a breast exam. 414 00:30:25,405 --> 00:30:27,610 Doctor, please. Is my uncle gonna survive? 415 00:30:28,182 --> 00:30:30,886 Well, I'm not a betting man, but if you want to put some money on it, 416 00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,080 - I'll take "dead in a week." - Oh my God! 417 00:30:33,143 --> 00:30:34,689 No, it's all right. It's a normal emotional reaction, 418 00:30:34,689 --> 00:30:36,756 but this should take the edge off of it. 419 00:30:37,511 --> 00:30:39,613 Here we go. Nice and easy. 420 00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:42,553 - That's your vein. - Yes, I know. 421 00:30:43,303 --> 00:30:45,431 First my parents and now this? 422 00:30:46,401 --> 00:30:47,965 I'm nothing but a screw-up. 423 00:30:48,045 --> 00:30:50,480 Yes, your life has been a testament to that. 424 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,255 But your uncle believed in you and so do I. 425 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,588 It's never too late to become the person you're meant to be. 426 00:31:02,176 --> 00:31:03,934 Rick. 427 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:07,555 Rick. 428 00:31:11,196 --> 00:31:12,226 Hello, Rick. 429 00:31:12,332 --> 00:31:14,767 Who are you and how do you know my name? 430 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,086 - I'm a psychic. - Prove it. 431 00:31:17,198 --> 00:31:20,969 Think of any number between one and a million 432 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:22,819 and I'll tell you what it is. 433 00:31:23,873 --> 00:31:25,741 - Nine. - Not out loud, dumbass! 434 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:28,350 Follow me... 435 00:31:29,707 --> 00:31:31,642 My name is Professor Xavier, 436 00:31:31,883 --> 00:31:33,751 and this is my school. 437 00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:35,619 I started it to help people 438 00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:38,044 with special talents like yours. 439 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,123 Our students here learn to harness their incredible talents. 440 00:31:41,123 --> 00:31:44,082 and use them to advance the common good. 441 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,749 Here we have children who can walk through walls. 442 00:31:51,749 --> 00:31:54,282 We have children who think they can walk through walls. 443 00:31:54,283 --> 00:31:57,431 Some faces may be familiar, 444 00:31:57,431 --> 00:32:00,095 like Wolverine. 445 00:32:00,095 --> 00:32:02,561 Other mutants you probably didn't know existed, 446 00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:05,034 like Sneezo. 447 00:32:05,037 --> 00:32:07,834 Most of our students are born with their powers. 448 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:11,002 Some, like you, gain them later in life. 449 00:32:11,521 --> 00:32:13,466 - Oh, is that... - Yes, it is. 450 00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:15,474 When he came to this school, 451 00:32:15,474 --> 00:32:17,179 he weighed 130 Ibs. 452 00:32:17,179 --> 00:32:19,466 Take enough roids, you could do anything. 453 00:32:20,466 --> 00:32:22,900 Back up off those pills, Barry! 454 00:32:28,098 --> 00:32:31,197 - Why have you brought me here? - Because you have the potential 455 00:32:31,344 --> 00:32:33,884 - to be the best. - But I can't even fly. 456 00:32:33,928 --> 00:32:35,894 Once you understand the true nature of heroism, 457 00:32:36,033 --> 00:32:38,506 you will fly. But first I must teach you 458 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,582 the secret to becoming a superhero. 459 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,553 Hey, Storm! You look like you putting on a little weight. 460 00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:50,145 So, Professor, about this secret... 461 00:32:50,186 --> 00:32:51,620 - Well, you see... - Xavier! 462 00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,919 - Aw, shit. - Well? 463 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:57,030 You wanna explain why I found her hiding in your closet? 464 00:32:57,071 --> 00:32:58,634 But, pumpkin, I don't see nobody. 465 00:32:58,634 --> 00:33:00,903 - Oh, you don't? - Ow! 466 00:33:00,998 --> 00:33:02,598 Invisible Girl? 467 00:33:02,694 --> 00:33:04,965 Apparently not invisible enough. 468 00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:06,306 If you knew how to take care of your man, 469 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:07,427 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 470 00:33:07,524 --> 00:33:09,454 - No, she didn't. - Oh, this bitch is crazy. 471 00:33:09,550 --> 00:33:11,390 I'm gonna have to whip your ass. 472 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:12,787 - You don't say no disrespectful... - What are you gonna do, baldy? 473 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:14,964 I'm everywhere, sweet cheeks. 474 00:33:17,857 --> 00:33:19,891 - That all you got? - Yeah! 475 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,777 Now what? Now how about that, Invisi-bitch? 476 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,998 Yeah, whatever. I'm out of here. 477 00:33:25,267 --> 00:33:28,404 How could you do this to me? To your kids? 478 00:33:28,404 --> 00:33:30,640 To your newborn baby? 479 00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:32,401 How do I know that baby's even mine? 480 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,845 Because he can do this. 481 00:33:34,895 --> 00:33:36,233 Shit! 482 00:33:38,246 --> 00:33:39,849 Aw, man. 483 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:42,686 Now I'm never gonna know the secret to becoming a superhero. 484 00:33:42,686 --> 00:33:45,645 You wanna know the secret? Come close. 485 00:33:48,367 --> 00:33:50,431 Make a costume, shithead! 486 00:33:50,437 --> 00:33:53,809 I swear to God. They get dumber and dumber every year. 487 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,945 A costume. 488 00:34:28,187 --> 00:34:31,850 Rick, you, uh... 489 00:34:32,845 --> 00:34:34,369 Oh my God. 490 00:34:35,129 --> 00:34:36,805 Damn! 491 00:34:36,809 --> 00:34:39,380 Dude, you're like a real superhero, man! 492 00:34:39,395 --> 00:34:41,407 I love the mask. 493 00:34:41,407 --> 00:34:42,571 How you breathe in it though? 494 00:34:44,506 --> 00:34:46,546 What's that sound? 495 00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:49,163 You put some kind of air intake in the mask. 496 00:34:49,163 --> 00:34:50,966 Boy, you better... now I'm assuming 497 00:34:50,967 --> 00:34:53,400 that the material is see-through, right? 498 00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:55,499 Yeah, dude, I'ma tell you something. Rick, this is good. 499 00:34:55,564 --> 00:34:58,763 I'm impressed. Like really impressed. 500 00:35:09,016 --> 00:35:11,148 Hey, that's my spot. 501 00:35:11,205 --> 00:35:13,211 You're sitting on my gargoyle. Move it. 502 00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:15,506 - Excuse me? - What are you even doing here? 503 00:35:15,507 --> 00:35:17,000 I'm looking seriously out over the city 504 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,547 Well, that's what I do here. So if you're not moving, 505 00:35:18,556 --> 00:35:20,643 I guess we're gonna have to share. 506 00:35:20,649 --> 00:35:21,750 Uh, okay, fine. 507 00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:27,935 - Uh, I can't perch like this. - God, me neither. 508 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:30,061 - What's your name? - John Storm. 509 00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:32,586 Dragonfly. So what's your power? 510 00:35:32,709 --> 00:35:35,042 What's my power? Stand back. 511 00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:40,049 - Flame on! - Whoa! 512 00:35:41,243 --> 00:35:43,348 Huh? 513 00:35:43,396 --> 00:35:46,100 I'm on fire! 514 00:35:46,108 --> 00:35:48,344 Get a blanket or something! Holy shit! 515 00:35:48,383 --> 00:35:51,687 It's not working! Get the fire extinguisher! 516 00:35:51,767 --> 00:35:52,999 Ah! No! Ah! 517 00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:55,314 God! You idiot, stop! 518 00:35:55,436 --> 00:35:57,373 What's wrong with you? 519 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,663 Sorry, my bad. 520 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:18,944 Rick, once you understand the true nature of heroism, 521 00:36:19,057 --> 00:36:20,994 you will fly. 522 00:36:24,047 --> 00:36:26,845 Shit. 523 00:36:43,927 --> 00:36:48,230 This Dragonfly, he's not even a hero. 524 00:36:48,178 --> 00:36:51,274 He's not... I have... I have... I have just a... I have... 525 00:36:52,496 --> 00:36:55,465 He can't... he can't even fly. 526 00:36:57,038 --> 00:36:59,029 The Dragonfly can't even fly! 527 00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:04,885 I can fly, okay? 528 00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:07,669 I can fly. 529 00:37:07,744 --> 00:37:09,342 This just in: 530 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,015 Tom Cruise is dead. 531 00:37:12,051 --> 00:37:14,100 Strom, do you have my test results? 532 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:17,507 I'm afraid you have to kill each day 533 00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:19,408 to live each day. 534 00:37:20,081 --> 00:37:22,056 unless you had some cerillium. 535 00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:24,531 Take a look. 536 00:37:24,539 --> 00:37:26,042 Hawking's lab is in the physics building. 537 00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:27,402 I could just walk right in. 538 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,016 You're going to steal cerillium? 539 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,586 No, not me. 540 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,000 But perhaps there's someone inside me. 541 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,006 Someone who will, at any cost, survive! 542 00:37:39,347 --> 00:37:41,583 Oh, glass in my eye. Glass in my eye! 543 00:37:41,735 --> 00:37:44,702 - Does it hurt? - Uh, yeah, it hurts. 544 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:48,342 Well, if you could spread... spread them with your fingers. 545 00:37:48,522 --> 00:37:50,428 Push your lids with your fingers. 546 00:37:50,573 --> 00:37:52,374 - Two... two... two fingers. - Are your fingers clean? 547 00:37:52,517 --> 00:37:54,617 That's it. And roll your eyeball around. 548 00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:56,861 - And push it. - I'm rolling it! 549 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:59,278 Dig it out with another piece of glass. 550 00:37:59,484 --> 00:38:01,117 Are you fricking insane? 551 00:38:01,296 --> 00:38:03,291 I'll get the tweezers. 552 00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:05,807 Read about the Dragonfly, world's greatest hero. 553 00:38:05,943 --> 00:38:07,509 - Right here? - Right here, yup. 554 00:38:07,634 --> 00:38:09,095 Read all about it. 555 00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:22,548 No, you listen to me! 556 00:38:22,584 --> 00:38:25,152 I want that story on my desk or you're fired! 557 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,281 Who the hell are you? 558 00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:28,349 I was wondering if you've got a job opening for... 559 00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:31,699 Job?! How dare you come in here and ask me for a job? 560 00:38:31,707 --> 00:38:34,611 I'm the editor in chief! I know the mayor of Venus! 561 00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:36,762 Hamburgers can see the future! 562 00:38:36,802 --> 00:38:38,269 - Rosie O'Donnell... - Sorry about this. 563 00:38:38,326 --> 00:38:40,199 We share the building with a mental hospital. 564 00:38:40,246 --> 00:38:43,082 Bad news, boss. We're nowhere on those Dragonfly photos. 565 00:38:43,102 --> 00:38:45,303 Damn. Those were tomorrow's lead. 566 00:38:45,341 --> 00:38:47,437 What about these? 567 00:38:50,603 --> 00:38:54,806 Wow! it's almost like you're the Dragonfly. 568 00:38:54,887 --> 00:38:56,453 Uh, no no no. See? 569 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:58,880 Look. 570 00:38:58,913 --> 00:39:00,748 Now that's photography. 571 00:39:00,795 --> 00:39:03,428 Just heard on the scanner, some kind of police standoff at Empire University. 572 00:39:03,454 --> 00:39:06,327 We'll need photos. Kid, I want you to... 573 00:39:06,347 --> 00:39:08,248 Where'd he go? 574 00:39:13,938 --> 00:39:16,270 Come on, let's go! 575 00:39:22,012 --> 00:39:24,648 This is the chief of police. We have the building surrounded. 576 00:39:24,674 --> 00:39:26,336 Come out with your hands up. 577 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,028 What the hell is that? 578 00:39:44,759 --> 00:39:47,493 I am the Hourglass. 579 00:39:47,643 --> 00:39:50,638 And your time is up. 580 00:40:06,551 --> 00:40:08,015 It's useless to resist. 581 00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:10,686 I'll fight you to my last breath. 582 00:40:10,686 --> 00:40:14,290 Like the sands of time I am unceasing and relentless. 583 00:40:14,298 --> 00:40:16,034 Evil never triumphs, Hourglass. 584 00:40:16,089 --> 00:40:18,725 You'll pay for your crimes and justice will be... 585 00:40:18,805 --> 00:40:20,801 stop! Stop! 586 00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:22,743 Stop! 587 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,259 Are you okay? 588 00:40:25,313 --> 00:40:28,409 No. 589 00:40:31,928 --> 00:40:33,630 Titanium blades. 590 00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:35,062 They cut through diamonds. 591 00:40:35,103 --> 00:40:37,564 I'm not wearing any diamonds. 592 00:40:45,524 --> 00:40:48,326 I wish I could stay longer, Dragonfly. 593 00:40:48,397 --> 00:40:51,700 But I just don't have the time. 594 00:40:57,255 --> 00:41:00,558 Titanium blades. Looks like someone found your weakness. 595 00:41:00,609 --> 00:41:02,072 It's not my weakness. 596 00:41:02,106 --> 00:41:05,240 I'm sorry, I forgot. Your weakness is you can't fly. 597 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,543 Maybe if you had a partner. 598 00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:07,813 I don't need help. 599 00:41:12,035 --> 00:41:15,102 I'm fine all by myself. 600 00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:16,970 She means a lot to you, doesn't she? 601 00:41:16,971 --> 00:41:19,172 What? Oh, no. 602 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:21,724 I mean, she's with someone else. 603 00:41:21,733 --> 00:41:23,416 Well, maybe that's for the best. 604 00:41:23,425 --> 00:41:25,141 After all, it could be dangerous, 605 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:27,468 you know, being the girlfriend of the Dragonfly. 606 00:41:27,468 --> 00:41:29,405 I don't know what to do, Aunt Lucille. 607 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:31,316 - I love her. - So be it. 608 00:41:31,316 --> 00:41:33,136 But remember, to get to you 609 00:41:33,138 --> 00:41:36,539 your enemies will attack the people you care for the most. 610 00:41:36,612 --> 00:41:40,382 Be careful not to hurt the ones you love. 611 00:41:43,047 --> 00:41:46,582 Whoever this Dragonfly is, he's in over his head. 612 00:41:46,582 --> 00:41:48,583 We don't need so-called superheroes. 613 00:41:48,611 --> 00:41:50,701 What Empire City needs is more cops. 614 00:41:50,704 --> 00:41:52,573 And a Hooters. 615 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:03,323 Jill! 616 00:42:03,386 --> 00:42:04,711 Rick? 617 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,725 I heard you were auditioning for a part so... 618 00:42:06,731 --> 00:42:08,536 Oh, they're beautiful. 619 00:42:08,593 --> 00:42:10,724 God, you are so supportive. 620 00:42:10,731 --> 00:42:13,669 Why can't Lance be more like you? 621 00:42:16,218 --> 00:42:18,780 There's something you're not telling me, isn't there? 622 00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:20,118 Something secret. 623 00:42:20,162 --> 00:42:22,864 Something locked away deep inside. 624 00:42:23,534 --> 00:42:26,628 Well, there is... 625 00:42:27,826 --> 00:42:30,590 Lucille's voice: Keep your identity a secret, Rick. 626 00:42:32,488 --> 00:42:35,286 Dude, you're like a real superhero, man! 627 00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:38,659 Once a month you'll bleed from you vagina. 628 00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:42,718 I... 629 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,346 nothing. 630 00:42:46,646 --> 00:42:49,547 Nothing? 631 00:42:52,381 --> 00:42:54,178 Well, I should go. 632 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,510 You're a good friend. 633 00:43:00,571 --> 00:43:03,637 Hey, check this out. 634 00:43:03,955 --> 00:43:05,790 Oh, shit. 635 00:43:07,088 --> 00:43:09,681 - Let's go. - Get her. 636 00:43:49,492 --> 00:43:51,726 Oh God, it hurts. It hurts. 637 00:43:52,692 --> 00:43:55,255 Please stop! I'm begging you! 638 00:44:09,183 --> 00:44:11,801 Wait! 639 00:44:11,807 --> 00:44:14,799 - Where are you? - Behind you. 640 00:44:17,035 --> 00:44:19,032 You saved my life. 641 00:44:19,932 --> 00:44:22,270 Do I get to thank you? 642 00:45:03,074 --> 00:45:04,888 Go. Be a hero. 643 00:45:32,505 --> 00:45:34,009 It looks like you're planning a mass murder. 644 00:45:34,010 --> 00:45:36,005 Would you like help? 645 00:45:54,056 --> 00:45:57,224 I'm so happy that you and your boyfriend 646 00:45:57,269 --> 00:45:59,201 are spending Thanksgiving with us. 647 00:45:59,207 --> 00:46:01,081 Of course, Lucille. 648 00:46:01,090 --> 00:46:02,925 You need support at a time like this. 649 00:46:02,935 --> 00:46:06,301 Yes, I miss seeing my Albert each morning. 650 00:46:06,337 --> 00:46:08,600 You know, 50 years of marriage 651 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,469 creates quite a bond. 652 00:46:10,478 --> 00:46:12,211 I wish I knew love like that. 653 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:13,895 Oh, you will, dear. 654 00:46:13,913 --> 00:46:16,519 You just have to follow your heart. 655 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:19,127 That's the thing. I don't know if I can. 656 00:46:19,197 --> 00:46:20,831 Oh, Jill. 657 00:46:20,851 --> 00:46:24,220 If you can't trust yourself who can you trust? 658 00:46:24,255 --> 00:46:25,925 I know. 659 00:46:25,944 --> 00:46:27,877 But what if my heart is telling me to be with someone 660 00:46:27,883 --> 00:46:29,188 I can't be with? 661 00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:30,924 It's not just any guy. It's the... 662 00:46:30,941 --> 00:46:33,167 forget it. You'll think I'm crazy. 663 00:46:33,169 --> 00:46:34,668 No, of course not. 664 00:46:34,694 --> 00:46:36,600 You can tell me anything. 665 00:46:36,608 --> 00:46:38,606 I'm very good at keeping secrets. 666 00:46:38,609 --> 00:46:41,045 You'll think it's ridiculous, but... 667 00:46:41,045 --> 00:46:42,850 it's the Drag... 668 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:43,959 - I'll get it. - Thank you. 669 00:46:46,779 --> 00:46:49,681 Hey, babe. 670 00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:52,834 Oh, I forgot to tell you I kinda invited my uncle. 671 00:46:52,848 --> 00:46:55,052 - Your uncle? - What? Set another plate. 672 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,000 Well, okay. I guess. 673 00:46:57,123 --> 00:47:00,522 Miss Johnson. Please, excuse my nephew's poor manners. 674 00:47:00,538 --> 00:47:03,508 - Thank you. - Mrs. Adams, I'm Lou Landers. 675 00:47:03,535 --> 00:47:05,504 I hope this isn't too much of an imposition. 676 00:47:05,555 --> 00:47:08,362 Oh, of course not. There's always room for one more. 677 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:09,625 Thank you. 678 00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:11,727 It's just Thanksgiving is for family. 679 00:47:11,776 --> 00:47:13,648 Lance is the only family I have. 680 00:47:13,701 --> 00:47:15,570 - I never married. - Fruitcake? 681 00:47:15,623 --> 00:47:17,891 Nope, just never met the right woman. 682 00:47:18,399 --> 00:47:22,149 Ah, yes, Lance told me Rick Riker was your neighbor. 683 00:47:22,158 --> 00:47:23,821 Where is Rick? 684 00:47:27,485 --> 00:47:29,417 That's odd. 685 00:47:29,465 --> 00:47:31,801 I thought he was out. I'll go check on him. 686 00:47:31,824 --> 00:47:33,794 Please, you're busy. Allow me. 687 00:47:33,832 --> 00:47:36,328 Thank you. Upstairs, second door to the right. 688 00:47:52,185 --> 00:47:54,016 Rick? 689 00:49:30,807 --> 00:49:33,305 Sorry I'm late. 690 00:49:33,306 --> 00:49:35,677 Oh, Mr. Landers. 691 00:49:35,868 --> 00:49:37,502 Rick. 692 00:49:37,504 --> 00:49:39,175 No, you're just on time. 693 00:49:39,263 --> 00:49:41,195 Everybody, take your seat. 694 00:49:44,255 --> 00:49:45,891 Not till we say grace. 695 00:49:45,939 --> 00:49:47,339 Jesus! 696 00:49:47,427 --> 00:49:48,795 Amen. 697 00:49:49,555 --> 00:49:51,153 Please start, everyone. 698 00:49:51,318 --> 00:49:53,190 This all looks so delicious, Lucille. 699 00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:56,202 We have Rick to thank for it. 700 00:49:56,414 --> 00:49:58,946 Ever since Albert... 701 00:49:59,147 --> 00:50:02,252 Rick has been supporting me with his new job. 702 00:50:02,475 --> 00:50:04,678 New job? You didn't tell me. 703 00:50:04,866 --> 00:50:08,828 Oh well, I'm sort of the Dragonfly's unofficial photographer. 704 00:50:11,739 --> 00:50:13,366 What happened to your arm? 705 00:50:14,754 --> 00:50:16,422 Uh... 706 00:50:16,515 --> 00:50:18,974 a bike messenger knocked me down. 707 00:50:20,355 --> 00:50:22,403 I see your wrist is bandaged. 708 00:50:22,407 --> 00:50:25,213 Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee. 709 00:50:25,214 --> 00:50:27,016 And you have a cut on your lip. 710 00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:28,912 Uh... 711 00:50:28,921 --> 00:50:31,584 my crackpipe broke. 712 00:50:32,785 --> 00:50:35,053 You have a scratch on your neck. 713 00:50:35,089 --> 00:50:37,325 Yes, I... 714 00:50:37,363 --> 00:50:40,098 met a girl on Craigslist. 715 00:50:40,010 --> 00:50:41,970 And you have a bruise on your neck. 716 00:50:41,971 --> 00:50:43,843 I... 717 00:50:43,812 --> 00:50:46,077 met a guy on Craigslist. 718 00:50:49,407 --> 00:50:51,904 I'm sorry, Lance. We have to go. 719 00:50:51,906 --> 00:50:54,342 - Why? - I... 720 00:50:54,347 --> 00:50:56,310 shat my pants. 721 00:50:57,795 --> 00:50:59,660 I'll drive. 722 00:51:12,590 --> 00:51:15,122 - Thanks for helping clean up. - Of course. 723 00:51:15,509 --> 00:51:18,146 Poor thing's so tired. 724 00:51:18,163 --> 00:51:20,766 Yeah, well, you know old folks after a big meal. 725 00:51:20,784 --> 00:51:23,656 So... you know the Dragonfly? 726 00:51:23,665 --> 00:51:25,365 Uh... 727 00:51:25,411 --> 00:51:27,012 yeah, I guess. 728 00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:29,263 You could sorta say we're close. 729 00:51:29,293 --> 00:51:32,593 Has he... has he ever asked about me? 730 00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:34,525 Um, yeah. 731 00:51:34,564 --> 00:51:37,004 - Yeah, once. - What did you tell him? 732 00:51:38,387 --> 00:51:40,220 Well, I said... 733 00:51:40,261 --> 00:51:41,321 I told him... 734 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,168 I told him, "The thing about Jill is... 735 00:51:45,179 --> 00:51:48,605 when you look in her eyes and she looks back in yours... 736 00:51:51,675 --> 00:51:53,330 you know that you'd do anything 737 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:55,802 anything to be a better person than you are. 738 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,403 So that... 739 00:51:59,136 --> 00:52:02,134 if you were ever lucky enough to be with her, 740 00:52:02,827 --> 00:52:05,824 you could earn every second of her perfect... 741 00:52:11,339 --> 00:52:14,433 grace, and her limitless beauty... 742 00:52:18,923 --> 00:52:20,914 and her unending love. 743 00:52:23,155 --> 00:52:24,618 - Don't cry. - I'm not. 744 00:52:25,163 --> 00:52:27,035 My eyes are burning. 745 00:52:28,204 --> 00:52:29,703 Rick, I want you to know 746 00:52:29,716 --> 00:52:31,348 that was the most beautiful thing 747 00:52:31,423 --> 00:52:33,226 anyone's ever said to me. 748 00:52:39,079 --> 00:52:41,673 - Scented candle? - Thank you. 749 00:52:43,051 --> 00:52:46,509 Rick, I'm so confused, and yet... 750 00:52:48,015 --> 00:52:50,347 I know exactly what I want. 751 00:53:08,466 --> 00:53:11,166 Sorry to drop in uninvited. 752 00:53:11,176 --> 00:53:14,276 It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. 753 00:53:14,276 --> 00:53:16,681 It was getting stuffy in here. 754 00:53:16,701 --> 00:53:20,153 So this is the lair of the Dragonfly. 755 00:53:20,153 --> 00:53:22,994 - How did you... - No no no, 756 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:25,019 I'm not here to fight you. I've got... 757 00:53:25,051 --> 00:53:27,235 thousands of other people I plan to kill. 758 00:53:27,262 --> 00:53:30,330 This little visit is just to show you 759 00:53:30,425 --> 00:53:33,873 who'll get hurt if you get in my way. 760 00:53:33,879 --> 00:53:35,818 Never! 761 00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:49,655 Time to go. 762 00:53:54,802 --> 00:53:57,226 The woman, Lucille Adams of East Empire City, 763 00:53:57,233 --> 00:53:59,533 - was badly injured. - How was she injured? 764 00:53:59,546 --> 00:54:01,314 - Badly. - What about the Dragonfly? 765 00:54:01,317 --> 00:54:03,242 All I can tell you is this: 766 00:54:03,243 --> 00:54:05,449 he didn't save anyone tonight. 767 00:54:05,874 --> 00:54:08,215 Doctor, how is she? 768 00:54:08,222 --> 00:54:10,561 I'm afraid your aunt's taken a turn for the worse. 769 00:54:10,569 --> 00:54:13,502 She can't speak, she can't walk, she had no control over her bowels. 770 00:54:13,546 --> 00:54:14,850 That's... that's awful. 771 00:54:14,881 --> 00:54:17,213 I know. I went ahead and set up a MySpace page for her 772 00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:19,760 under "crazy shit machine." 773 00:54:19,761 --> 00:54:21,330 She already has 40 friends. 774 00:54:21,347 --> 00:54:23,568 Wait a minute. That's somebody else's aunt. 775 00:54:23,569 --> 00:54:25,751 Your aunt has no problem with her bowels... 776 00:54:25,756 --> 00:54:27,626 - Oh, thank God. - ...because she's dead. 777 00:54:27,629 --> 00:54:30,671 I'm truly sorry, Rick, but there is a silver lining. 778 00:54:30,671 --> 00:54:32,924 Your uncle came out of his coma this morning. 779 00:54:32,924 --> 00:54:34,090 He did? 780 00:54:34,127 --> 00:54:37,011 Yes, but you mustn't tell him about your aunt just yet. 781 00:54:37,011 --> 00:54:39,869 He's in a delicate mental state. The slightest bit of bad news 782 00:54:39,869 --> 00:54:42,403 could send him spiraling right back into a coma. 783 00:54:42,403 --> 00:54:44,170 I understand. 784 00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:48,734 Mr. Adams, you have a visitor. 785 00:54:48,734 --> 00:54:51,706 - Is it Lucille? - No, sir, it's not your dead wife. 786 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:53,443 It's your nephew Rick. 787 00:54:53,468 --> 00:54:55,602 Remember, no bad news. 788 00:54:55,610 --> 00:54:58,396 Now, sir, here you go. This is my bill. 789 00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:01,784 - You did surgery on me? - Yes, sir, we confused you 790 00:55:01,784 --> 00:55:03,590 with one of our sex-change patients, 791 00:55:03,611 --> 00:55:05,846 but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. 792 00:55:05,851 --> 00:55:07,640 We did cut your testicles off, but, well, 793 00:55:07,662 --> 00:55:08,644 since your wife's dead, 794 00:55:08,699 --> 00:55:10,230 you won't be needing them anyway. 795 00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:12,001 You just want to keep his spirits up. 796 00:55:12,026 --> 00:55:14,122 He'll land on his feet in no time. 797 00:55:15,943 --> 00:55:18,976 We are gathered today to say goodbye 798 00:55:18,988 --> 00:55:21,723 - to Lucille Adams. - Goodbye! 799 00:55:21,725 --> 00:55:24,326 And now the eulogy. 800 00:55:24,626 --> 00:55:26,531 It's tragic to think this is the last time 801 00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:28,837 that I can look upon my wife's face. 802 00:55:28,892 --> 00:55:31,019 God, Lucille! 803 00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:35,265 How could you take her from me? I can't live without her! 804 00:55:36,683 --> 00:55:38,785 Lucille! Snookie lumps! 805 00:55:38,793 --> 00:55:40,496 I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. 806 00:55:40,553 --> 00:55:43,055 This is your wife. 807 00:55:43,102 --> 00:55:45,230 She is this man's wife. 808 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,648 Give me five minutes. 809 00:55:53,675 --> 00:55:55,540 - Uncle Albert! - I'm not finished. 810 00:56:00,384 --> 00:56:02,584 You're one lucky guy. Now... 811 00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,151 where's Lucille? 812 00:56:04,275 --> 00:56:07,341 Ah, Lucille! 813 00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:16,130 I do have this coupon for a cremation. 814 00:56:20,491 --> 00:56:22,049 Rick? 815 00:56:23,199 --> 00:56:25,690 I am so sorry for your loss. 816 00:56:26,527 --> 00:56:27,824 What is it? 817 00:56:29,596 --> 00:56:31,666 I know I said some things, 818 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,642 but now more than ever, I realize... 819 00:56:34,902 --> 00:56:36,804 we can never be together. 820 00:56:36,818 --> 00:56:39,515 I don't believe you. 821 00:56:41,089 --> 00:56:44,408 You love me, Rick. I know you do. 822 00:56:44,415 --> 00:56:47,784 Jill, trust me. I'm telling you this for your own good. 823 00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:53,197 I don't love you. 824 00:56:55,067 --> 00:56:57,058 You're no longer in my five. 825 00:56:58,484 --> 00:57:00,452 How could you? 826 00:57:05,368 --> 00:57:07,097 ♪ When I was young ♪ 827 00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:10,999 ♪ I never needed anyone ♪ 828 00:57:14,395 --> 00:57:18,126 ♪ Makin' love was just for fun ♪ 829 00:57:19,379 --> 00:57:23,177 ♪ Those days are gone ♪ 830 00:57:29,554 --> 00:57:35,000 ♪ All by myself ♪ 831 00:57:35,281 --> 00:57:37,700 ♪ Don't wanna be ♪ 832 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:42,300 ♪ All by myself ♪ 833 00:57:42,316 --> 00:57:44,115 ♪ Anymore ♪ 834 00:57:44,987 --> 00:57:50,289 ♪ All by myself ♪ 835 00:57:51,484 --> 00:57:52,947 ♪ Don't wanna be ♪ 836 00:57:52,998 --> 00:57:55,672 ♪ All by myself. ♪ 837 00:58:05,495 --> 00:58:07,285 You can't keep getting lucky, man. 838 00:58:07,286 --> 00:58:09,424 You only beat me by two strokes this time. 839 00:58:09,424 --> 00:58:11,761 And the back nine is what killed. 840 00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,140 Oh my God! 841 00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:16,390 - Look at this place. - Yo, what are you doing, man? 842 00:58:16,428 --> 00:58:18,204 You gotta pull yourself together, dude. 843 00:58:18,204 --> 00:58:21,542 What's the point? 844 00:58:25,309 --> 00:58:27,306 Look at you... eating junk food, 845 00:58:27,418 --> 00:58:30,956 wearing fake beards, 846 00:58:31,078 --> 00:58:34,148 and we found your costume in the garbage outside. 847 00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:36,700 Yeah, well, I'm not the Dragonfly anymore. 848 00:58:36,815 --> 00:58:39,589 But you said the Hourglass was going to kill thousands of people. 849 00:58:39,706 --> 00:58:41,841 I told you I'm no hero. All right? Aunt Lucille's dead, 850 00:58:41,930 --> 00:58:43,729 I've rejected the only girl I've ever loved 851 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,107 and I can't even fly. 852 00:58:47,727 --> 00:58:50,929 I wish I'd never been bitten by that stupid dragonfly. 853 00:58:50,952 --> 00:58:54,017 And maybe your father shouldn't have given you this after all. 854 00:58:54,018 --> 00:58:57,488 Look at the words your ancestors inscribed in that ring. 855 00:58:57,496 --> 00:59:00,533 "Honor, valor, sacrifice, 856 00:59:00,565 --> 00:59:02,803 duty, commitment, bravery, justice, 857 00:59:02,876 --> 00:59:04,610 integrity, brotherhood, 858 00:59:04,614 --> 00:59:07,612 self-esteem, low prices, affordable housing, 859 00:59:07,617 --> 00:59:10,250 loose-fitting pants, cheap internet porn." 860 00:59:11,068 --> 00:59:13,021 The rest is in Latin. 861 00:59:13,023 --> 00:59:15,209 Rick, the hero's path is dangerous. 862 00:59:15,209 --> 00:59:18,745 You may fail or you may fly. All that matters 863 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:21,753 is that you do it for the best of reasons. 864 00:59:21,786 --> 00:59:23,709 Helping others, Rick, 865 00:59:23,713 --> 00:59:26,051 that's what makes you a real hero. 866 00:59:27,578 --> 00:59:29,378 Maybe you're right, 867 00:59:29,639 --> 00:59:32,009 but even if I wanted to stop the Hourglass, 868 00:59:32,318 --> 00:59:34,119 I wouldn't know where to start. 869 00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:37,082 I mean, where's he gonna find thousands of people in one place? 870 00:59:37,419 --> 00:59:39,002 Look. 871 00:59:39,567 --> 00:59:42,340 Reporting here live from the Empire City convention center 872 00:59:42,571 --> 00:59:44,241 where thousands of people are in one place, 873 00:59:44,293 --> 00:59:46,025 but none of them more important 874 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,119 than the attendees of the World Humanity Awards. 875 00:59:49,602 --> 00:59:52,004 I'll drive. 876 00:59:53,748 --> 00:59:56,062 Well, that shortcut through the playground... 877 00:59:56,066 --> 00:59:57,312 sure saved us some time. 878 00:59:57,321 --> 00:59:59,103 You go ahead, 879 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:01,430 I'll find a place to park. 880 01:00:03,002 --> 01:00:05,003 Mister, please stop! 881 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,490 Each year the World Humanity Awards 882 01:00:08,491 --> 01:00:10,681 are held to honor the greatest achievements 883 01:00:10,684 --> 01:00:12,876 on behalf of all humanity. 884 01:00:12,878 --> 01:00:14,844 This gala event is expected to draw 885 01:00:14,848 --> 01:00:17,456 the world's most prestigious leaders to Empire City. 886 01:00:17,459 --> 01:00:19,629 - Excuse us, excuse us! - "Empire City Times." 887 01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,670 Damn! Look, there go Prince Charles. 888 01:00:22,675 --> 01:00:24,241 And Nelson Mandela. Nelson! 889 01:00:24,352 --> 01:00:26,155 Hey, I was in jail too, man. 890 01:00:27,970 --> 01:00:29,927 One of the guests here is the Hourglass. 891 01:00:29,931 --> 01:00:31,768 But which one? 892 01:00:33,762 --> 01:00:35,855 Thank you so much for inviting us, Mr. Landers. 893 01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:37,865 Well, when you're being honored by the world, 894 01:00:37,870 --> 01:00:39,398 you want your family with you. 895 01:00:40,754 --> 01:00:44,190 Perhaps one day, you could be part of our family too. 896 01:00:45,836 --> 01:00:48,336 Ladies and gentlemen, our first award 897 01:00:48,430 --> 01:00:51,027 is for the medical breakthrough of the year. 898 01:00:51,027 --> 01:00:53,062 For his company's pioneering work 899 01:00:53,098 --> 01:00:55,403 in the field of feminine hygiene 900 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:58,253 I award Lou Landers douchebag of the year. 901 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:02,848 ♪ Douchebag ♪ 902 01:01:02,892 --> 01:01:05,719 ♪ He's the douchebag of the year ♪ 903 01:01:05,721 --> 01:01:08,120 ♪ Now ain't he great, folks? ♪ 904 01:01:08,167 --> 01:01:11,266 ♪ Ain't he grand? The douchebag of the year. ♪ 905 01:01:16,395 --> 01:01:19,259 ♪ Douchebag ♪ 906 01:01:19,278 --> 01:01:22,453 ♪ He's Mr. Douchebag of the year ♪ 907 01:01:22,548 --> 01:01:25,000 ♪ Look at him smile, look at him shine ♪ 908 01:01:25,024 --> 01:01:28,595 ♪ He's the douchebag of, the douchebag of the year. ♪ 909 01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:32,218 Hold up the douchebag! Hold up the douchebag, sir. 910 01:01:34,743 --> 01:01:36,676 Stop right there, Landers. 911 01:01:36,766 --> 01:01:39,137 Mr. Riker. So... 912 01:01:39,501 --> 01:01:40,903 you know. 913 01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:43,292 You're damn right I do. 914 01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:46,234 Someone in this auditorium is the Hourglass. 915 01:01:46,274 --> 01:01:49,164 I need your help to figure out who it is. 916 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,188 Now the Hourglass could be anyone... 917 01:01:51,188 --> 01:01:53,115 a guest of honor... 918 01:01:53,115 --> 01:01:54,987 maybe even a stagehand. 919 01:02:00,898 --> 01:02:03,788 This may be nothing, but I did see a man 920 01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:06,252 with what looked like a canister of 921 01:02:06,258 --> 01:02:07,488 cerillium. 922 01:02:07,509 --> 01:02:08,999 Who? 923 01:02:08,999 --> 01:02:10,283 This year's lifetime achievement award... 924 01:02:10,283 --> 01:02:11,283 Him. 925 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,470 ...goes to one of the world's greatest souls, 926 01:02:14,470 --> 01:02:17,238 His Holiness, the Dalai Lama. 927 01:02:23,165 --> 01:02:25,700 This man isn't who you think he is, he's the Hourglass. 928 01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:27,720 No no, I'm a man of peace. 929 01:02:27,728 --> 01:02:30,266 Shut up! You're plotting to kill all these people 930 01:02:30,267 --> 01:02:31,936 and I can prove it. Show the world 931 01:02:31,939 --> 01:02:34,637 the armor you're hiding under these robes. 932 01:02:36,063 --> 01:02:37,554 You can't fool me, Hourglass. 933 01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:40,049 You're packing 10 Ibs of Cerillium under there. 934 01:02:40,049 --> 01:02:41,078 What? 935 01:02:44,448 --> 01:02:46,177 Take him down. 936 01:02:50,003 --> 01:02:51,536 Tutu. 937 01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:58,550 Peace! 938 01:02:58,550 --> 01:02:59,302 Pea... 939 01:03:09,009 --> 01:03:11,027 Shit shit shit shit shit. 940 01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,031 You! 941 01:03:15,032 --> 01:03:16,729 You're the Hourglass. 942 01:03:27,947 --> 01:03:29,744 Hourglass! 943 01:03:36,371 --> 01:03:39,073 - Hero con? - It's a convention for people 944 01:03:39,084 --> 01:03:41,753 who like to dress up as their favorite heroes and villains. 945 01:03:41,767 --> 01:03:44,363 - By the way, your costume sucks. - Out of my way! 946 01:03:51,512 --> 01:03:53,836 Hourglass, you'll never get away with this! 947 01:03:53,838 --> 01:03:57,246 Forget it, Dragonfly. You're too late. 948 01:03:58,686 --> 01:04:00,654 Run! 949 01:04:04,378 --> 01:04:06,009 Yeah. 950 01:04:16,389 --> 01:04:18,516 Goodbye... 951 01:04:19,197 --> 01:04:20,221 little fly. 952 01:04:23,047 --> 01:04:25,015 Dragonfly! 953 01:04:25,270 --> 01:04:27,738 No! 954 01:04:45,552 --> 01:04:47,047 My eye! 955 01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:59,218 Dragonfly, you must stop the Hourglass. 956 01:05:00,593 --> 01:05:02,488 I can't. 957 01:05:02,495 --> 01:05:04,366 I can't fly. 958 01:05:04,366 --> 01:05:06,921 If there is one lesson my life can teach, 959 01:05:06,921 --> 01:05:10,225 it is that the spirit is stronger than the body. 960 01:05:10,225 --> 01:05:12,340 The hero comes from within. 961 01:05:12,348 --> 01:05:14,342 Those are Celine Dion lyrics. 962 01:05:14,343 --> 01:05:17,340 Whatever. It's still true. 963 01:05:18,307 --> 01:05:19,638 You're right. 964 01:05:26,784 --> 01:05:28,775 It's working. 965 01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:32,665 Sorry. 966 01:05:32,666 --> 01:05:34,129 Watch, Dragonfly, 967 01:05:34,168 --> 01:05:36,370 as your city dies. 968 01:05:47,381 --> 01:05:49,547 Where... am I? 969 01:05:49,908 --> 01:05:52,078 You're with me, 970 01:05:52,439 --> 01:05:54,842 your lover. 971 01:05:59,736 --> 01:06:01,169 Dragonfly! 972 01:06:03,152 --> 01:06:04,642 No. 973 01:06:06,783 --> 01:06:10,480 - No. - Only now do you understand. 974 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:14,368 Oh, come... 975 01:06:15,459 --> 01:06:16,892 Aha! 976 01:06:18,797 --> 01:06:20,697 I need you to yank this off. 977 01:06:22,138 --> 01:06:23,369 Yeah. 978 01:06:23,371 --> 01:06:24,806 There's not enough time. 979 01:06:26,796 --> 01:06:28,491 Oh fuck. 980 01:06:35,064 --> 01:06:38,063 - It's over. - Dragonfly! 981 01:06:38,075 --> 01:06:40,037 Jill! 982 01:06:42,130 --> 01:06:43,995 Gotcha. 983 01:06:45,522 --> 01:06:45,800 Rick? 984 01:06:45,878 --> 01:06:47,600 You didn't think I'd let anything happen 985 01:06:47,687 --> 01:06:49,511 to the girl I love, did you? 986 01:06:49,511 --> 01:06:51,141 Well, we're still falling. 987 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:54,178 Damn it! If only I could fly. 988 01:06:54,188 --> 01:06:56,133 Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a hero. 989 01:06:56,133 --> 01:06:59,069 You know, maybe I was meant to have a normal job... an accountant, 990 01:06:59,071 --> 01:07:00,229 a gym teacher. 991 01:07:00,647 --> 01:07:03,418 - This is a really tall building. - Rick! 992 01:07:03,434 --> 01:07:05,311 I don't care what happens anymore. 993 01:07:05,311 --> 01:07:07,126 If I die, I die happily in your arms. 994 01:07:07,126 --> 01:07:10,358 You're my hero, Rick Riker, and I love you. 995 01:07:15,295 --> 01:07:18,064 Yes! Oh, thank God! 996 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,895 We only have 50 stories left. 997 01:07:19,895 --> 01:07:21,659 Hang on. 998 01:07:32,721 --> 01:07:35,220 Thank you, Dragonfly. 999 01:07:35,245 --> 01:07:37,900 Because of you, our city is safe at last. 1000 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:40,950 - You said it, Dr. Hawking. - Shit! 1001 01:07:40,958 --> 01:07:43,016 It's a happy ending for us all. 1002 01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:45,649 Let's go get some dinner. I'm buying. 1003 01:07:46,314 --> 01:07:48,581 Who am I? I'm Rick Riker. 1004 01:07:48,689 --> 01:07:49,850 I'm the Dragonfly. 1005 01:07:49,954 --> 01:07:52,729 And as long as there's crime and injustice 1006 01:07:52,838 --> 01:07:55,777 I will forever be a superhero... 1007 01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:02,183 I am the Hourglass! 1008 01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:06,152 ♪ Darkness has found you, evil surrounds you ♪ 1009 01:08:06,189 --> 01:08:10,430 ♪ No one to save you, we're almost out of time ♪ 1010 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:13,421 ♪ What do you do when nothing can be done? ♪ 1011 01:08:14,863 --> 01:08:17,855 ♪ Where do you go with nowhere left to run? ♪ 1012 01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:23,295 ♪ Where is the one who stands up and tells you ♪ 1013 01:08:23,331 --> 01:08:27,606 ♪ I'm here to save you? We're almost out of time ♪ 1014 01:08:27,636 --> 01:08:30,664 ♪ Nobody knows just who he's trying to be ♪ 1015 01:08:32,104 --> 01:08:34,937 ♪ Behind this mask, his wings and suit of green ♪ 1016 01:08:36,241 --> 01:08:39,774 ♪ Just in time to reach up for the sky ♪ 1017 01:08:39,817 --> 01:08:44,557 ♪ And fly away ♪ 1018 01:08:44,610 --> 01:08:47,879 ♪ Don't worry you're safe ♪ 1019 01:08:49,074 --> 01:08:52,660 ♪ In my arms, 'cause it takes your love ♪ 1020 01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:55,928 ♪ To lift me up, it's safe to say ♪ 1021 01:08:56,968 --> 01:08:59,680 ♪ Jill and I were always meant to be ♪ 1022 01:08:59,682 --> 01:09:04,579 ♪ So I will show you why I'm here to stay ♪ 1023 01:09:04,579 --> 01:09:07,074 ♪ Don't they know that I'll protect you? ♪ 1024 01:09:07,074 --> 01:09:09,198 ♪ Don't they know they'll have to get through ♪ 1025 01:09:09,198 --> 01:09:11,661 ♪ Me ♪ 1026 01:09:11,661 --> 01:09:14,998 ♪ Don't worry yourself... ♪ 1027 01:09:21,447 --> 01:09:23,444 Hourglass: Your time is up! 1028 01:09:23,444 --> 01:09:25,807 ♪ Watch out behind you ♪ 1029 01:09:25,807 --> 01:09:27,809 ♪ This is designed to ♪ 1030 01:09:27,809 --> 01:09:29,840 ♪ Quickly remind you ♪ 1031 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,807 ♪ We're almost out of time ♪ 1032 01:09:31,809 --> 01:09:34,750 ♪ Somebody tell me what he's trying to be ♪ 1033 01:09:37,052 --> 01:09:40,719 ♪ Behind his mask, his wings, his suit of green ♪ 1034 01:09:41,465 --> 01:09:44,367 ♪ Just in time to reach up for the sky ♪ 1035 01:09:45,253 --> 01:09:48,594 ♪ And fly away ♪ 1036 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:51,954 ♪ Don't worry you're safe ♪ 1037 01:09:53,486 --> 01:09:57,153 ♪ In my arms, 'cause it takes your love ♪ 1038 01:09:57,211 --> 01:10:00,882 ♪ To lift me up, it's safe to say ♪ 1039 01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:04,644 ♪ Jill and I were always meant to be ♪ 1040 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:09,603 ♪ So I will show you why I'm here to stay ♪ 1041 01:10:09,647 --> 01:10:12,184 ♪ Don't you worry, I'm the one ♪ 1042 01:10:12,255 --> 01:10:14,661 ♪ Who let's them know that I'll protect you ♪ 1043 01:10:14,733 --> 01:10:18,466 ♪ Don't they know they'll have to get through me? ♪ 1044 01:10:19,584 --> 01:10:22,212 ♪ Don't worry you're safe... ♪ 1045 01:10:23,378 --> 01:10:26,579 ♪ In my arms so green ♪ 1046 01:10:26,642 --> 01:10:31,280 ♪ It's easy. ♪ 1047 01:17:25,195 --> 01:17:28,361 #I need a hero ♪ 1048 01:17:30,338 --> 01:17:32,966 #I need a hero ♪ 1049 01:17:35,842 --> 01:17:38,542 ♪ I'm calling out, I want you here ♪ 1050 01:17:38,550 --> 01:17:41,084 ♪ This is my 911 ♪ 1051 01:17:41,098 --> 01:17:44,425 ♪ I'm sinking down into the fear ♪ 1052 01:17:44,425 --> 01:17:46,424 ♪ That I just can't outrun ♪ 1053 01:17:46,455 --> 01:17:49,553 ♪ To save myself all I can see ♪ 1054 01:17:49,553 --> 01:17:52,189 ♪ Is that I've got no choice ♪ 1055 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,073 ♪ I cry for help and pray you'll be ♪ 1056 01:17:55,075 --> 01:17:57,708 ♪ The one who hears my voice ♪ 1057 01:17:57,843 --> 01:17:59,579 ♪ I need a hero ♪ 1058 01:17:59,584 --> 01:18:03,159 ♪ Someone to rescue me when I'm in a mess ♪ 1059 01:18:03,159 --> 01:18:07,651 ♪ Whenever I'm falling, someone to be my safety net ♪ 1060 01:18:07,651 --> 01:18:10,784 ♪ I need a hero watching over me ♪ 1061 01:18:10,784 --> 01:18:13,537 ♪ I need a hero in my time of need ♪ 1062 01:18:13,537 --> 01:18:15,815 ♪ To fix it when it's going wrong ♪ 1063 01:18:15,815 --> 01:18:19,349 ♪ To be big and strong, you know that I need a hero ♪75576

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