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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:20,179 Sync & corrections by No1 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,432 Chapman! 3 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,061 Chapman, let's go. Up, up, up. 4 00:01:26,144 --> 00:01:27,646 What? I'm up. 5 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:28,939 On your feet. 6 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:30,608 I thought... 7 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,486 I thought that Foley was on duty tonight. 8 00:01:35,321 --> 00:01:37,114 Is it breakfast already? 9 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,950 No, but if you're hungry, you can lick yesterday's off the wall. 10 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,034 Nasty. 11 00:01:41,118 --> 00:01:42,536 No, this... 12 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:46,081 this... this is art. 13 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,336 This is a yellow warbler drinking out of a daffodil. 14 00:01:50,419 --> 00:01:53,381 She just cannot get enough. 15 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:55,716 I'm calling it Thirsty Bird. 16 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:56,842 It's almost done. 17 00:01:56,925 --> 00:01:59,052 Smells like old Easter in here. 18 00:01:59,136 --> 00:02:00,638 I hate cooked yolks. 19 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,930 Well, you won't be finishing... 20 00:02:02,014 --> 00:02:03,181 Why? What's happening? 21 00:02:03,266 --> 00:02:04,475 ... or annoying the living crap out of me. 22 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:07,311 Stand up on your goddamn feet, inmate! 23 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,521 Do you need to pee? 24 00:02:08,604 --> 00:02:10,814 I need to know what's going on. 25 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,900 If there was a hearing, I was entitled to be there. 26 00:02:12,983 --> 00:02:14,735 Are you taking... am I going to max? 27 00:02:14,818 --> 00:02:16,236 Remember, I asked. 28 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:20,824 That warbler looks like the yellow Angry Bird. 29 00:02:22,326 --> 00:02:23,327 Please... 30 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:26,330 is this about Pennsatucky? 31 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,499 Please. 32 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,001 What happened to her? 33 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,295 Where are we going? 34 00:02:32,378 --> 00:02:34,505 Into this van. 35 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,756 Am I going back to camp? 36 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:38,175 Ask me more questions. Go ahead. 37 00:02:44,682 --> 00:02:47,518 Shit, you couldn't warm this bitch up first? 38 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,186 Not a lot of warning on this one. 39 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,146 Please tell me where we're going. 40 00:02:51,229 --> 00:02:52,940 Are we going back to camp? 41 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:55,693 Just a yes or a no. 42 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,320 - Hey... - A head nod? 43 00:02:57,403 --> 00:02:59,655 ... what's up with the Mila Kunis chick from New Year's? 44 00:02:59,738 --> 00:03:00,739 Total psycho. 45 00:03:00,823 --> 00:03:01,824 She texted me yesterday, 46 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:04,076 "How about we meet before 10:00 p.m. sometime." 47 00:03:04,159 --> 00:03:06,370 With a period, not a question mark. 48 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:07,455 The fuck? 49 00:03:07,538 --> 00:03:08,831 Ordering me around. 50 00:03:08,914 --> 00:03:11,709 And she's got that Kunis face, but she does not have that Kunis ass. 51 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:15,253 And you gotta have that Kunis ass if you're gonna be tellin', not asking. 52 00:03:15,338 --> 00:03:16,380 You got to have the ass. 53 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,507 Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies. 54 00:03:18,591 --> 00:03:20,133 - Mmm-mmm. - Poochies? 55 00:03:20,217 --> 00:03:22,970 Can't say "bitches" no more. 56 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:24,221 It's degrading. 57 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:27,099 Van nine, you're cleared to go. 58 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:45,033 - Processing out. - Processing out? Processing out? 59 00:03:45,117 --> 00:03:46,494 Processing out of the SHU? 60 00:03:46,577 --> 00:03:47,911 I'm digging the fresh shave. 61 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,455 No? 62 00:03:49,538 --> 00:03:51,790 No. Then what am I processing out of? 63 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:54,084 Come around back. 64 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,420 What am I processing out of? 65 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,589 Good luck with it, Chapman. 66 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,097 Is that for me? 67 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,266 Okay, these things... 68 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:11,894 - These are really tight. - Yep. 69 00:04:11,977 --> 00:04:13,562 I still have basic human rights. 70 00:04:13,646 --> 00:04:16,399 You cannot put me on a mystery bus in the middle of the night 71 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:18,817 and not tell me where I'm going. 72 00:04:18,901 --> 00:04:20,653 I demand to know where I am being taken! 73 00:04:20,736 --> 00:04:22,279 Can't abide demanding poochies. 74 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,615 Get your flat ass on the bus. 75 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,409 Take a seat. 76 00:04:45,969 --> 00:04:47,345 Inmate! 77 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,723 Cool it. 78 00:04:49,807 --> 00:04:51,434 He's looking! 79 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:53,561 - So? - So we'll get in trouble. 80 00:04:53,644 --> 00:04:55,604 No one's getting in trouble, Piper. 81 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:59,692 Last year, Marcy Klein broke her ankle. She had to get pins in it or something. 82 00:04:59,775 --> 00:05:02,402 Yeah, 'cause she tried to do a herkie on her way out. 83 00:05:02,486 --> 00:05:05,280 Come on, we're all going to Ryan's after. 84 00:05:05,363 --> 00:05:07,658 We're getting close. You guys ready? 85 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:10,911 Ew, he wears cologne. It's gross. 86 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,873 If my dad finds out, I'm totally getting grounded. 87 00:05:14,957 --> 00:05:16,750 And if your dad doesn't find out, 88 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:19,211 maybe we'll be invited to Ryan's New Year's Eve party. 89 00:05:19,294 --> 00:05:24,174 Maybe we won't go into next semester being the same lame losers we are now. 90 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,010 I don't have to jump off a bus to prove I'm fun. 91 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,095 I'm fun. 92 00:05:28,804 --> 00:05:30,305 I know that. Just... 93 00:05:30,388 --> 00:05:32,265 no one else really does. 94 00:05:32,349 --> 00:05:33,934 Come on. 95 00:05:35,352 --> 00:05:36,687 Here we go. 96 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,188 Have a rad Christmas, Ralph! 97 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,272 Go! 98 00:05:53,328 --> 00:05:54,371 Hey... 99 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:58,125 I understand Nicole and Bojing, but why didn't you jump? 100 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:01,712 I slowed to 5 miles an hour. It's tradition. 101 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,213 Unnecessary risk. 102 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,882 You're one of those. 103 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,217 My dad says I should have strength of character, 104 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,301 not be a lemming. 105 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:12,765 Hey, daddy's girl, get the door for me, will you? 106 00:06:41,459 --> 00:06:42,460 Hey... 107 00:06:43,712 --> 00:06:45,088 do you know where we're going? 108 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,841 Hoping for Mississippi. 109 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:49,009 What? 110 00:06:50,553 --> 00:06:52,596 How can they not tell us where we're going? 111 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,681 This is so fucked! 112 00:06:53,764 --> 00:06:55,015 Hush it! 113 00:06:58,226 --> 00:06:59,853 Oh, I should've peed! 114 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,481 Excuse me. 115 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:07,444 Is there any way that we can stop for a bathroom? 116 00:07:31,426 --> 00:07:33,178 Are we getting off? 117 00:07:34,429 --> 00:07:37,933 Why do you keep thinking I know what the bus schedule is? 118 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:40,102 I don't know shit... same as you. 119 00:07:40,185 --> 00:07:42,104 All the way to the back! 120 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:44,022 It's just that I gotta pee so badly. 121 00:07:44,106 --> 00:07:46,399 They have to let us pee, right? 122 00:07:48,777 --> 00:07:51,404 You think I should ask again? Should I ask... 123 00:07:51,488 --> 00:07:54,157 They ain't gonna let you pee. No one told you to wear a pee pad? 124 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,702 - A what? - A pee pad. 125 00:07:56,785 --> 00:08:00,413 Two maxis stacked so they like a maxi-maxi. 126 00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:02,833 And then you just let out a little at a time. 127 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,253 Now, some people do two down 128 00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:10,007 and then one across the front, one across the back like a diaper, 129 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,259 but me, I just do a double stack. 130 00:08:12,342 --> 00:08:15,345 Nobody told me. I've been in seg for the last month. 131 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,347 I'm doin' it right now. 132 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:36,033 Here we go, ladies. Exit to the front. 133 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,534 An airplane? 134 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:38,869 We're getting on a fucking airplane? 135 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,203 Let's go. 136 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:46,126 Stick out your tongue. 137 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,755 All right. Next! 138 00:08:55,761 --> 00:08:57,637 Stick out your tongue. 139 00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:00,891 Up. 140 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:03,894 - Up! - I got a tight lingual frenulum. 141 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,270 I really don't need to know about that. 142 00:09:05,353 --> 00:09:08,899 Stick it up or I'll rip it out. Come on. 143 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,818 Oh, Christ. 144 00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:12,820 That's not mine. 145 00:09:12,903 --> 00:09:14,154 Fucker. 146 00:09:14,237 --> 00:09:15,238 - Come on. - Let me go! 147 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,406 - Get her covered. - Let me go! 148 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,409 Write up assault and occupational exposure, please. 149 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,119 Next! 150 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,457 You're not a spitter, are you? 151 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:27,250 No, sir. 152 00:09:31,046 --> 00:09:32,130 Not hiding anything? 153 00:09:32,214 --> 00:09:34,717 Just a very, very full bladder. 154 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,009 Stick out your tongue. 155 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:38,011 Up. 156 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:40,764 All right. Remind me on the plane. I'll get you to a bathroom. 157 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,515 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you for not peeing your pants. 158 00:09:42,599 --> 00:09:43,892 Hey, can you tell me where we're going? 159 00:09:43,976 --> 00:09:45,310 Nope. Next! 160 00:09:45,393 --> 00:09:47,020 Let's go. Today. 161 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,155 Here. 162 00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:03,120 - What was that? - It's normal. 163 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,788 It's her first time on an airplane. 164 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:08,000 I can't talk. I gotta pee. 165 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:10,127 Can't walk and chew gum at the same time? 166 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,962 Whatever. 167 00:10:16,008 --> 00:10:18,218 Sit. Stay. 168 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,805 Sir... um... 169 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,473 - the restroom? - Oh, right. 170 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,642 Let me just get you a female Marshal here. Sit tight. 171 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,311 No, see, I... I've been sitting tight for about five hours. 172 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,646 Please, I'm all good with a male guard. 173 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,314 I'm a Marshal. Guards work at the beach. 174 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,359 Please don't mention anything that's near a body of water right now. 175 00:10:34,442 --> 00:10:36,028 All right, follow me. 176 00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:37,737 Okay, thank you. 177 00:10:44,953 --> 00:10:47,580 - Where's the... - No door. Let's go. 178 00:10:53,336 --> 00:10:55,713 Ohh. 179 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,053 Everyone's on, sir. 180 00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:04,764 Great, tell the pilots we're running final security check. 181 00:11:06,183 --> 00:11:08,643 Can you, uh... kind of hurry it up a bit? 182 00:11:08,726 --> 00:11:10,395 I'm going as fast as I can. 183 00:11:10,478 --> 00:11:12,605 Really? 'Cause it sounds a little light. 184 00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:15,775 Better. 185 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:22,657 In the movies, there's always this thing about oxygen masks. 186 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:25,869 They come out of the ceiling or somethin'. Is someone gonna tell us about those? 187 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:26,954 Oh, excuse me. 188 00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:28,455 Polite. 189 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,210 Damn. Tight. 190 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,128 You must've really pissed off whoever put these on. 191 00:11:35,212 --> 00:11:38,506 I was a demanding poochie. 192 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,674 Do you tell us where we're going 193 00:11:39,757 --> 00:11:42,094 or do you guys hand out blindfolds when we land? 194 00:11:42,177 --> 00:11:44,221 Oh, a frisky one. 195 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,722 I like that. 196 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,806 Seat belts. 197 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,434 - All clear! - All clear. 198 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:51,478 - All clear. - All clear. 199 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,319 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's moving. 200 00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:00,946 We're moving. 201 00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:02,906 This thing must be, like, a bazillion pounds. 202 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,407 How's it gonna fly? 203 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,035 You know, I read once that you have a better chance of dying 204 00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:10,247 from the food on an airplane than in an actual crash. 205 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:14,584 Do they serve food on this flight? Won't that make the plane heavier? 206 00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:17,504 Close the shade... 207 00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:20,007 and pretend you're on the subway. 208 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,177 My cousin died in a subway crash. 209 00:12:25,803 --> 00:12:26,804 Okay. 210 00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:32,852 What the fuck? Is she asleep? 211 00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:34,812 Boy, I hope so. 212 00:12:34,897 --> 00:12:36,231 Do you think that I should get somebody? 213 00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:38,191 No! No, hell, no. 214 00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:42,946 It must be a stress thing. 215 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:46,241 When I get agitated, I get this really weird eye twitch. 216 00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,952 Although it's not happening right now. 217 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,874 I think I've moved beyond stress into something more deeply disturbing. 218 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,503 I got Vaseline. 219 00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:00,838 A friend of mine, she took this flight, 220 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:05,802 and she said it was so long and so dry that her whole face almost cracked open. 221 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,429 - You want some? - No, thanks. 222 00:13:07,512 --> 00:13:08,846 No, I got a whole glob if you want some later. 223 00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:09,932 I don't want any. 224 00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:12,475 I'll take some of that. It's dry as shit in here. 225 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,726 Come on, help me out. 226 00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:14,894 Here. 227 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,107 Even if I was willing to touch her ear glob 228 00:13:19,191 --> 00:13:21,068 and even if I could reach across the aisle 229 00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:24,154 with these shackles on and no guard noticing, 230 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,989 what makes you think that I could 231 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,450 get up underneath that mask and touch your lips? 232 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,534 Fuck you then, bitch. 233 00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:32,162 You ain't even willin' to try? 234 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,871 Sorry. 235 00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:35,915 Well, this one really thinks shit through, don't she? 236 00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:40,170 Shut your ugly face. No one ever tell you crack kills? 237 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:45,175 Makes me miss when this one was conscious. 238 00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:48,470 Lolly. 239 00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:50,347 - Piper. - Hey. 240 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,474 Please tell me you know where this plane is going. 241 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:53,600 Nope. 242 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:58,605 But if it's got heat and a bed, it's better than where I been. 243 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:01,984 You do something really bad? 244 00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:05,945 Well, it wasn't good. 245 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:13,495 I did something kind of bad... and I was doing my time for it. 246 00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:15,205 Mmm-hmm. 247 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,707 And then I did this, uh... 248 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,709 I did this other thing. 249 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,923 I did this really, really bad thing... 250 00:14:26,008 --> 00:14:28,968 and I think maybe I'm going away for it... 251 00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:30,637 for a long time. 252 00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:39,479 What... Did you... 253 00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:40,897 did you kill somebody? 254 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,482 I don't know. 255 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,485 I don't know. 256 00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:47,320 I mean, this girl... 257 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:52,409 this girl, she was coming after me and she was not gonna stop. 258 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,910 And... 259 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,079 she... 260 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,247 is... 261 00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:00,042 or was... 262 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,421 She was... 263 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,672 relentless. 264 00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:08,425 I mean, just crazy. 265 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,427 So... 266 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,969 so... 267 00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:13,221 crazy. 268 00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:16,724 And I completely lost it. 269 00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:19,227 I just, uh... 270 00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:22,480 I just went there... 271 00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:24,774 and I didn't... 272 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:29,779 I didn't even really know that there was a there there. 273 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,030 But, um... 274 00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:34,242 I don't know 275 00:15:34,326 --> 00:15:36,994 if it just grew there recently or if it's always been there, 276 00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:40,082 but that really... that dark place. 277 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,250 That place... 278 00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:44,502 that let me just keep on... 279 00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,296 hitting her... 280 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,047 and hitting her... 281 00:15:49,257 --> 00:15:50,717 and... and, uh... 282 00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:53,386 hitting her. 283 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,725 I couldn't stop. 284 00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:03,062 I couldn't stop. 285 00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:17,327 Hmm. 286 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,911 That's some shit, man. 287 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,541 Hello, passengers, we wanna thank you for flying with us today. 288 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,211 We know you have a choice in your air travel... 289 00:16:26,294 --> 00:16:29,547 Kidding! You have no choice at all 'cause you're prisoners... our prisoners. 290 00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:33,301 Anyhoo, please note the exit rows located in the middle of the plane. 291 00:16:33,385 --> 00:16:34,594 In the case of a water landing, 292 00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:37,389 we strongly suggest you do not try and swim to freedom. 293 00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:40,057 Remember it's winter... and hypothermia hurts. 294 00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,727 Your seat cushion may be used as a floatation device. 295 00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:45,062 Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened. 296 00:16:45,147 --> 00:16:46,814 If the oxygen masks come down, 297 00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:49,359 just push them back into the panel above your seat. 298 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,194 We're having some issues with those. 299 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,281 Sit back, relax and enjoy our in-flight entertainment, 300 00:16:54,364 --> 00:16:57,367 which is... staring off into space. 301 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,081 Piper, will you please take off those stupid glasses? 302 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:07,502 Fine, but stop saying my name. I'm Zoe. Call me Zoe. 303 00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:09,879 Okay, Zoe. Here he comes. 304 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,590 Here you go. Two tix to Dazed and Confused. 305 00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,842 - Have fun. - Thanks. 306 00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,178 What if it's rated R because 307 00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:20,265 something really inappropriate happens, something that scars us for life? 308 00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:23,935 Will you stop? We've got the tickets. It's all cool. 309 00:17:24,018 --> 00:17:25,978 Why not try to enjoy it? 310 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,690 Oh, my God, my father! 311 00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:31,025 Yeah, right. Quit being such a spaz. 312 00:17:31,108 --> 00:17:32,402 No, seriously, look across the street. 313 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,071 That's my dad! 314 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,324 - Oh, shit. - See? 315 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,159 Oh, shit. 316 00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:41,578 Who is that? 317 00:17:49,419 --> 00:17:52,464 Maybe the movie will take your mind off it. 318 00:17:52,547 --> 00:17:54,924 I gave the guy 10 extra bucks to buy the tickets for us. 319 00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:09,021 Fuck my shit! 320 00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:11,608 - Are we there? - Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. 321 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,443 We're somewhere. 322 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,112 How long was I asleep for? 323 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,366 I don't know. I left my watch back with my freedom. 324 00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:22,118 All right, listen up. New inmates will be joining us. 325 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,120 Remember, there is no touching. 326 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,874 Keep your hands and your feet and your legs and your hair and your face 327 00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:30,167 and all your other body parts to yourself. 328 00:18:30,252 --> 00:18:32,420 If you cannot abide by this request, 329 00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:34,547 we'll arrange for a nice little spot for you in seg 330 00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:35,882 upon your arrival. 331 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:39,302 You wanna stay out of trouble, just avoid eye-contact. 332 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,932 Settle down, people. 333 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:48,936 Oh, baby! I think you overshot first class. 334 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:51,689 Jay? 335 00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,316 No way! Spongie? 336 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,776 Shit, girl, you got picked up? 337 00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:56,736 Yeah, fuckin' Robbie. 338 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:58,446 - Where he at? - Not here. 339 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:02,409 Gentlemen, sit your asses in your assigned seats. 340 00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:04,160 I got a seat for you, mommy. 341 00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:07,872 Got it all warmed up for you. 342 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,167 You a bad girl, huh? 343 00:19:12,294 --> 00:19:16,005 You think the suburbs over there can pop her puss like a sister? 344 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,675 Black men get all snow blind. 345 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,967 Don't know how good they got it 346 00:19:20,051 --> 00:19:22,595 with a cinnamon queen that knows how to handle her business. 347 00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:24,681 I got plenty for you too, boo. 348 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,516 Mmm-hmm. 349 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:29,101 Ain't that right, First Class? 350 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,855 You can share. 351 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,441 I can make you share. 352 00:19:37,151 --> 00:19:39,446 Eyes front. Eyes front. 353 00:19:46,703 --> 00:19:49,205 Hold up, hold up. Let me help you. 354 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,373 Here. 355 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,461 Oh, thank you. I'm starving. 356 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,673 It's gonna be so weird gettin' fed every day. 357 00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:00,842 I'm probably gonna get fat. 358 00:20:02,885 --> 00:20:05,430 I see mountains! I think we're in the Midwest. 359 00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:08,265 Ain't no mountains in the Midwest, dumbass. 360 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,893 There's plains and corn... 361 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,480 and a shit ton of white people who don't vote in their best interests. 362 00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:16,232 Excuse me, Carmen Sandiego. 363 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,985 Didn't realize we had a geography expert on board. 364 00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:22,154 Hell, maybe we're going to Vegas, baby. 365 00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:23,906 Marshals, prepare for landing. 366 00:20:28,953 --> 00:20:30,413 Chicago? 367 00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:58,853 Now, everyone, turn around and grab your ankles. 368 00:23:02,398 --> 00:23:05,735 I said, turn around and grab your ankles. 369 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:07,737 If you're feeling shy, 370 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,948 I can set you up with a private show and tell... 371 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,538 in solitary. 372 00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:23,670 Let's get those moons rising, ladies. 373 00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:30,092 Line up! 374 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,177 Females walking. 375 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,804 Secure the unit! 376 00:23:34,263 --> 00:23:35,932 No talking! 377 00:23:39,561 --> 00:23:41,729 Against the wall. 378 00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:50,905 You, you, you, you... let's go. 379 00:23:50,988 --> 00:23:53,991 1278-1945? 380 00:23:54,075 --> 00:23:55,076 That's me. 381 00:23:55,159 --> 00:23:56,953 You're up here. 382 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,914 Unit A, cell 21, bunk five. 383 00:23:59,997 --> 00:24:02,750 Will I be able to speak with my counselor soon? 384 00:24:02,834 --> 00:24:05,962 I haven't been told why I'm here or how long I'm staying. 385 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,755 Have I been resentenced? 386 00:24:07,839 --> 00:24:11,718 All I know, unit A, cell 21, bunk five. 387 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,850 Hey! 388 00:24:18,933 --> 00:24:20,142 Step off it! 389 00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,394 - Hey! - Step off what... Oh, God! 390 00:24:22,478 --> 00:24:24,313 Yeah, you better be prayin' to God about now. 391 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,816 Him, Baby Jesus, Buddha, whoever else 392 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:30,486 might look out for dumbass bitches don't look before they stomp. 393 00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:33,906 I told you to be overly cautious today. 394 00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:38,160 I said you've got to slow down in order to excel. 395 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:41,956 I told you to quit it with that cosmic voodoo shit. 396 00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:43,249 Yeah, he's dead. 397 00:24:43,332 --> 00:24:45,209 She killed Yoda. 398 00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:47,670 I'm so sorry. Was Yoda your pet or something? 399 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,756 He was our prize, pendeja. 400 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,925 I would be more than happy to replace your prize. 401 00:24:53,009 --> 00:24:55,094 You think it's so simple to replace Yoda? 402 00:24:55,177 --> 00:24:57,263 You owe us a motherfucking master, bitch. 403 00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,224 Okay, what was he master of? 404 00:25:01,809 --> 00:25:03,060 These nuts... 405 00:25:03,144 --> 00:25:06,898 they train cockroaches to run smokes back and forth to solitary, you know? 406 00:25:06,981 --> 00:25:09,025 Most of 'em make it one way, if they're lucky, 407 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,777 but Yoda always came back. 408 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,987 He's not coming back this time. 409 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:15,489 You guys are fucking with me. 410 00:25:15,572 --> 00:25:17,909 Yoda brought in 200 stamps last week. 411 00:25:17,992 --> 00:25:20,703 You owe us a new Yoda or 400 stamps a week. 412 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:21,996 You said two. 413 00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:24,749 Well, now we sayin' four... by week's end. And so you know, 414 00:25:24,832 --> 00:25:28,920 Celi's way of collecting debt has not been approved by the FCC. 415 00:25:29,003 --> 00:25:32,965 It's gotta be at least two inches long... but no longer than four. 416 00:25:33,049 --> 00:25:34,258 I'll do my best. 417 00:25:34,341 --> 00:25:36,719 That's right you will. 418 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,805 Poor little Jedi never saw it comin'. 419 00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:44,101 Well, uh... 420 00:25:44,185 --> 00:25:46,103 we have two bunks available. 421 00:25:46,187 --> 00:25:50,566 Uh, one over Joyce and five's over me. 422 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:51,901 What are you assigned to? 423 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,695 Five... thankfully. 424 00:25:55,529 --> 00:25:56,530 Gemini? 425 00:25:56,613 --> 00:25:58,240 How did you know? 426 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:00,576 - It's a thing. - Oh. 427 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:01,660 What's your birthday? 428 00:26:01,744 --> 00:26:02,870 June 7th. 429 00:26:02,954 --> 00:26:04,038 What year? 430 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:05,998 1981. 431 00:26:06,082 --> 00:26:08,000 What time were you born? 432 00:26:11,462 --> 00:26:13,214 Um, I'm not sure. 433 00:26:13,297 --> 00:26:15,299 Your mom never told you your birth story? 434 00:26:15,382 --> 00:26:18,260 I was born in a huge snowstorm in October, 435 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:20,096 which is weird for Michigan. 436 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,264 Muskegon. 437 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:25,351 I was born at 4:00 in the morning... on the dot. 438 00:26:25,434 --> 00:26:27,686 Are there instructions for making the bed? 439 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:30,064 Have you never made a bed before? 440 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:35,277 Oh, I'm sorry, I don't... I don't watch a lot of TV. 441 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:37,822 Are you famous or something? Or... 442 00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:39,949 You're Lindsay Lohan. 443 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:43,119 No, I mean for inspection. I'm Chapman. 444 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:45,287 Oh! Mazall. 445 00:26:46,247 --> 00:26:48,207 So we spend all day in here together? 446 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:50,001 Except meals... 447 00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:54,171 and one hour a day rec time and one day a week in the yard. 448 00:26:54,255 --> 00:26:56,048 Otherwise, home sweet home. 449 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,510 "Home sweet home." 450 00:26:59,593 --> 00:27:01,095 That's dinner. 451 00:27:03,430 --> 00:27:06,558 Keep them blue eyes on the floor, chica. 452 00:27:06,642 --> 00:27:08,770 And don't even bother with the fast ones. 453 00:27:08,853 --> 00:27:11,981 It's the slowbies that train the best. 454 00:27:18,112 --> 00:27:19,155 Are they for real? 455 00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:23,242 They're pretty serious about their roaches. 456 00:27:27,704 --> 00:27:29,415 ... so leave a message after the beep. 457 00:27:29,498 --> 00:27:31,918 Hey, it's me. It's Piper. 458 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,003 Your name Piper? 459 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,255 Yeah. 460 00:27:36,338 --> 00:27:37,756 You know Snazz? 461 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,300 No. 462 00:27:39,383 --> 00:27:43,554 Snazzy told me a story once about a girl she used to dance with named Piper. 463 00:27:43,637 --> 00:27:46,515 Said she could blow out candles with her coochie. 464 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,267 Sorry, different Piper. 465 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,602 All right. 466 00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:55,607 Larry, I fucked up. 467 00:27:56,984 --> 00:27:59,653 I really fucked everything up... 468 00:27:59,736 --> 00:28:03,282 and not in a fun-loving "Oh, that's so Piper" way... 469 00:28:03,365 --> 00:28:06,743 which I know was growing very old... 470 00:28:06,828 --> 00:28:07,954 but, um... 471 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,623 this is serious... 472 00:28:11,707 --> 00:28:13,459 and I'm... 473 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:17,338 I'm not sure it can be made right. 474 00:28:17,421 --> 00:28:19,006 And I'm sorry... 475 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:25,512 I'm sorry to have to pull you back into my Tilt-A-Whirl of a life... 476 00:28:25,596 --> 00:28:27,264 but I need you to call your dad for me... 477 00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:29,016 and tell him that 478 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:32,394 I'm in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Chicago. 479 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,982 Tell him I need his help. 480 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,276 Please, he's gotta help get me out of here. 481 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,987 You guys will be feeders. 482 00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:44,365 Push the cart in, distribute the trays, push the cart out. 483 00:28:44,448 --> 00:28:45,741 That's it. 484 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:47,409 Cleaners'll do the rest. 485 00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,161 All right, let's keep walking. 486 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:56,377 ♪You're the key to my peace of mind ♪ 487 00:28:56,378 --> 00:28:59,745 ♪ Cause you make me feel ♪ 488 00:28:59,746 --> 00:29:03,345 ♪ You make me feel ♪ 489 00:29:03,346 --> 00:29:05,593 ♪ You make... ♪ 490 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:11,550 ♪...like a natural woman ♪ 491 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:13,629 ♪ Woman ♪ 492 00:29:13,644 --> 00:29:16,272 Hey, white girl, how the search comin'? 493 00:29:17,314 --> 00:29:19,733 There are no real contenders yet, but I remain hopeful. 494 00:29:19,816 --> 00:29:22,904 Let me... tell you somethin'. 495 00:29:22,987 --> 00:29:26,991 Fucking Feds locked me up here five months now waitin' for trial. 496 00:29:27,074 --> 00:29:28,784 I lost my job, my car. 497 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:32,371 I'm scraping pennies together to keep my kids in the apartment. 498 00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:34,331 You know where them pennies come from? 499 00:29:34,415 --> 00:29:38,335 Yodas... gremlins... Fred Savage IIIs. 500 00:29:38,419 --> 00:29:41,505 Now Celi over here workin' hard to get Smokie up to speed, 501 00:29:41,588 --> 00:29:43,215 but it ain't goin' so well. 502 00:29:43,299 --> 00:29:46,260 So how about, instead of you "remaining hopeful," 503 00:29:46,343 --> 00:29:49,555 you go sit in front of that door and start grabbin' what comes under it? 504 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,975 I'm just supposed to grab it with my hands? 505 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,060 And then what? 506 00:29:54,143 --> 00:29:56,187 Deliver. I mean it. 507 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:59,648 Get on that floor, make like you one giant, blonde crumb, 508 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,234 and grab yourself a fine carachacha now. 509 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,241 Mmm-hmm, that a girl. 510 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:12,869 Hey... 511 00:30:12,954 --> 00:30:14,496 can you call your mom? 512 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,498 I really need to know your time of birth. 513 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:20,711 It'll help me figure out how strong your powers of attraction are. 514 00:30:20,794 --> 00:30:23,922 That's mostly for sexual partners... 515 00:30:24,006 --> 00:30:25,341 not insects. 516 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:26,425 Mom? 517 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,099 A hand would be nice. 518 00:30:34,891 --> 00:30:37,019 Mom, I have to tell you something. 519 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,687 What? 520 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,064 Oh, good heavens. 521 00:30:40,147 --> 00:30:43,192 The Neals finally decide to repaint and they choose that color? 522 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,818 I've gotta call Barbara. 523 00:30:44,901 --> 00:30:46,487 Wait, Mom? 524 00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:47,946 What? 525 00:30:48,030 --> 00:30:51,117 I really wanna talk to you about something I saw. 526 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,328 Was it worse than the Neals' puke-green house? 527 00:30:54,411 --> 00:30:55,412 Yes. 528 00:30:55,496 --> 00:30:57,206 Well, that's saying something. 529 00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,415 What is it, dear? 530 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:03,212 Well, the other day, Sara and I went to the movies at the Suffolk. 531 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:06,673 - Sara B. or Sara H.? - Sara H. 532 00:31:06,757 --> 00:31:08,884 Hmm. Go on. 533 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:12,138 I... I saw Daddy. 534 00:31:12,929 --> 00:31:13,972 Okay. 535 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:16,600 He was with someone. 536 00:31:18,852 --> 00:31:20,604 A lady someone. 537 00:31:20,687 --> 00:31:22,189 He kissed her. 538 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:30,322 What movie did you and Sara H. see at the Suffolk? 539 00:31:30,406 --> 00:31:32,283 Um, Dazed and Confused, but... 540 00:31:32,366 --> 00:31:34,993 Piper Elizabeth Chapman, you're grounded. 541 00:31:35,077 --> 00:31:36,287 What? 542 00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:39,748 That is an R-rated movie and you are not 17, 543 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:43,835 and I did not give you permission to see that movie. 544 00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:46,130 How do you even get tickets? 545 00:31:46,213 --> 00:31:49,466 You know, I don't want you hanging around with that Sara H. 546 00:31:49,550 --> 00:31:51,802 She is a bad influence. 547 00:31:53,387 --> 00:31:56,182 Please put away the groceries while I call Barbara. 548 00:31:57,099 --> 00:32:00,727 You know, that color is actually making me feel nauseous. 549 00:32:00,811 --> 00:32:02,020 I feel queasy. 550 00:32:07,651 --> 00:32:11,780 Grab a coat and a hat... if you dare. 551 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,699 You're feelin' lucky. 552 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,790 You lookin' for a pet there? 553 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:22,874 Uh... 554 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:26,878 No, it's a, uh... it's a long story. 555 00:32:28,255 --> 00:32:30,424 Come keep warm with us. 556 00:32:30,507 --> 00:32:33,135 We rotate every five minutes like penguins. 557 00:32:35,262 --> 00:32:37,098 Got someplace else to be? 558 00:32:38,432 --> 00:32:39,475 No. 559 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,856 Tina, Birdie, Elaine Toromocho. 560 00:32:45,939 --> 00:32:48,234 - Chapman. - Hello. 561 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,364 Have a turn in the middle. 562 00:32:53,447 --> 00:32:56,658 Fuckin' penguin daddies are fuckin' men. 563 00:32:56,742 --> 00:33:00,246 Imagine our baby-daddies staying in one spot, 564 00:33:00,329 --> 00:33:01,330 no food, 565 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:05,584 taking care of the kids for months all alone in the freezing cold. 566 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:06,918 No way. 567 00:33:07,002 --> 00:33:08,420 You know... 568 00:33:08,504 --> 00:33:10,506 emperor penguins are set up for that... 569 00:33:11,632 --> 00:33:12,966 physiologically speaking. 570 00:33:13,049 --> 00:33:16,637 They have short feathers and an underlayer of woolly down. 571 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,014 I did a report on penguins once. 572 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:21,142 Uh-huh. 573 00:33:23,352 --> 00:33:24,645 But yeah, fuckin' men. 574 00:33:24,728 --> 00:33:26,272 Piper! 575 00:33:26,355 --> 00:33:28,440 - How you holding up? - Eh. 576 00:33:28,524 --> 00:33:30,359 Your voice annoys me. 577 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:31,652 Keep walking. 578 00:33:31,735 --> 00:33:32,986 Fuck you. I'm saying hi to my friend. 579 00:33:33,069 --> 00:33:34,321 - She's your friend? - Hey... 580 00:33:34,405 --> 00:33:35,989 We met on the, uh... 581 00:33:36,072 --> 00:33:37,949 Yeah, I asked you a yes-or-no question. 582 00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:40,702 Hey, I wouldn't start shit with her if I was you. 583 00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:44,080 She's here 'cause she killed another inmate with her bare hands. 584 00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:46,958 - Huh. - You did. 585 00:33:47,042 --> 00:33:49,545 So you've been down before, princess? 586 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:52,130 Litchfield. 587 00:33:52,214 --> 00:33:53,799 Knuckled her? 588 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,387 Did you get to feel the bones crack? 589 00:33:59,763 --> 00:34:01,348 Yes, actually. 590 00:34:02,516 --> 00:34:03,767 So, Piper, what unit you in? 591 00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:05,686 Christ... 592 00:34:05,769 --> 00:34:08,564 you have to take that molest-me-Daddy voice 593 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:11,650 and go someplace else right now. 594 00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:13,694 Fuck you, Menopause. 595 00:34:13,777 --> 00:34:16,863 Fuck you, G.I. Jane Doe! 596 00:34:16,947 --> 00:34:17,948 Oh, that's what we gonna do now? 597 00:34:18,031 --> 00:34:19,325 Oh, we are gonna play. 598 00:34:19,408 --> 00:34:21,076 Fuck off, you piece of shit! 599 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,411 You want to get in on me? 600 00:34:24,621 --> 00:34:26,998 Get down! Get down, you bitch! Fuck you! 601 00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:29,960 Piper! 602 00:34:30,043 --> 00:34:32,087 Inmates, up against the wall! Let's go! 603 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,339 Piper, help me. 604 00:34:33,422 --> 00:34:34,923 Everybody, line up! 605 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,300 Outdoor time is over. 606 00:34:36,383 --> 00:34:38,093 B and C unit, off the roof right now. 607 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:39,720 Let's go. Let's go. Back to your cells. 608 00:34:39,803 --> 00:34:41,137 - Get up against the wall. - Alex. 609 00:34:41,222 --> 00:34:42,264 Everyone, move. 610 00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,057 - Alex! - Up against the wall now! 611 00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:48,186 Turn around. Come on, show's over. 612 00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:50,188 Alex! 613 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:54,235 Move up against the wall. Don't you mess around here. 614 00:34:56,278 --> 00:35:02,200 You have a Mercury trine Mars, which is a really compelling dynamic. 615 00:35:06,497 --> 00:35:08,832 I'm gonna work your chart and get back to you, okay? 616 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,502 Hey! 617 00:35:11,585 --> 00:35:13,837 Roaches are usually found on the ground. 618 00:35:14,838 --> 00:35:17,716 I saw someone I know in the yard. I need to find her. 619 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:20,552 Uh... she might be in another unit. 620 00:35:20,636 --> 00:35:23,930 You know, we... we go out with B and C, but we only eat with A. 621 00:35:24,014 --> 00:35:26,392 But we won't be out in the yard for another week. 622 00:35:26,475 --> 00:35:28,226 Do we see any other units at any other times? 623 00:35:28,310 --> 00:35:29,853 We have the same rec time, 624 00:35:29,936 --> 00:35:32,105 but the gate pretty much keeps us separate. 625 00:35:32,188 --> 00:35:34,775 Hey, did you get a chance to get your birth information? 626 00:35:34,858 --> 00:35:36,985 'Cause Mercury's gonna be in retrograde soon 627 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:39,280 and you really don't wanna get caught with your pants down. 628 00:35:39,363 --> 00:35:40,947 Can I have this? 629 00:35:41,031 --> 00:35:43,700 Um... That's... I need that... 630 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,789 Hey, hey. 631 00:35:48,872 --> 00:35:50,832 Hey there, First Class. 632 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:53,919 I need a favor. 633 00:35:54,002 --> 00:35:58,214 They said the fatties would be the ones askin' for an extra tray. 634 00:35:58,299 --> 00:36:01,343 No, I need to get a note to somebody and I'm not sure what unit she's in. 635 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,762 I thought maybe you could, um, pass this to her? 636 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,014 What does she look like? 637 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:10,852 5'9", long black hair... secretary glasses. 638 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,062 Her name is Alex Vause. 639 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,774 What are you willing to give? 640 00:36:17,651 --> 00:36:19,320 A kiss? 641 00:36:21,154 --> 00:36:22,155 This is important. 642 00:36:22,238 --> 00:36:24,450 I can feel that. 643 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,618 Okay, with my hand? 644 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,456 I'm a predator, bitch. 645 00:36:30,539 --> 00:36:32,165 Ain't no fun if you offer. 646 00:36:32,248 --> 00:36:35,085 Well, there's nowhere for you to violently assault me in private here. 647 00:36:35,168 --> 00:36:36,169 So what do you want? 648 00:36:39,423 --> 00:36:41,132 Your panties. 649 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:45,637 They haven't given us new ones yet. I've been wearing these for four days. 650 00:36:46,722 --> 00:36:48,181 Even better. 651 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,353 I'll be right back. 652 00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:05,824 Alex Vause. 653 00:37:10,871 --> 00:37:11,872 For a girl with a deadline, 654 00:37:11,955 --> 00:37:14,500 you sure got a lot of time for socializing with the gun over there. 655 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,251 - This ain't a game. - Gun? 656 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:19,170 My girl know him from the outside. He kill people for money. 657 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:21,172 He's a hitman? 658 00:37:21,256 --> 00:37:22,424 Mmm-hmm. 659 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:25,218 Oh, I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved. 660 00:37:25,301 --> 00:37:26,970 You fuckin' weird. 661 00:37:34,645 --> 00:37:36,605 I need you to tell me what time you were born. 662 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,482 - I don't know. - Tell me! 663 00:37:41,610 --> 00:37:42,611 11:42. 664 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,530 - A.M. or P.M.? - A.M. 665 00:37:44,613 --> 00:37:46,114 Where? 666 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:47,574 Connecticut. 667 00:37:49,117 --> 00:37:50,243 Thank you. 668 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,584 You know, it's surprising you're in prison. 669 00:37:58,419 --> 00:37:59,670 Oh, yeah? 670 00:37:59,753 --> 00:38:04,132 Typically, people in prison have been led astray by a powerful force. 671 00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:06,427 That's not in your chart. 672 00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,596 Bears and water, but not prison. 673 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,515 You're sure you gave me all the right information? 674 00:38:11,598 --> 00:38:12,599 Positive. 675 00:38:12,683 --> 00:38:15,101 All right. Well, I gotta re-examine this then 676 00:38:15,185 --> 00:38:18,229 because there's definitely some shit in your first and 12th houses. 677 00:38:18,313 --> 00:38:20,607 Something askew in your formative years. 678 00:38:20,691 --> 00:38:23,569 Were you led astray by a powerful force? 679 00:38:25,278 --> 00:38:27,573 I bit my girlfriend's tongue off and swallowed it. 680 00:38:27,656 --> 00:38:29,825 Well, that was the beginning of the fall. 681 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,744 Pretty straightforward manic rage stuff. 682 00:38:33,662 --> 00:38:35,456 Makes sense. Aries rising. 683 00:38:36,623 --> 00:38:38,416 Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude but I gotta go. 684 00:38:40,168 --> 00:38:41,753 I'm liking that hustle! 685 00:38:47,468 --> 00:38:48,844 Alex. 686 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,095 Alex. 687 00:38:50,178 --> 00:38:51,262 Alex, what are you doing here? 688 00:38:51,346 --> 00:38:52,973 Were you there? Did you see us? 689 00:38:53,056 --> 00:38:54,390 She's dead. 690 00:38:55,141 --> 00:38:56,184 I killed her, didn't I? 691 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:57,268 - She's dead. - Whoa, whoa. What're you talk... 692 00:38:57,352 --> 00:38:59,229 - Killed who? What are you talking about? - Pennsatucky. 693 00:38:59,312 --> 00:39:02,190 What? Pennsatucky's not dead. 694 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:05,694 You fucked her up pretty good... but that piece of shit is very much alive. 695 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,028 You know that for sure? 696 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,947 I work in the laundry. 697 00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:11,617 Everyday there's a fucking progress report on Tucky. 698 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,744 Pipes, you are many things, 699 00:39:13,827 --> 00:39:15,203 murderess is not one of them. 700 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,663 Oh, my God. 701 00:39:16,747 --> 00:39:17,748 I didn't kill her? 702 00:39:19,374 --> 00:39:20,375 I didn't kill her? 703 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:21,877 Nope, congratulations. 704 00:39:25,213 --> 00:39:27,173 So, what are you doing here? 705 00:39:27,257 --> 00:39:28,258 What am I doing here? 706 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:31,637 For the trial, dumbass. 707 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,639 Trial? What fucking trial? 708 00:39:33,722 --> 00:39:36,141 Kubra's. He's been extradited. 709 00:39:40,729 --> 00:39:43,189 So that means that all of this is only temporary? 710 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:46,234 Oh, my God! 711 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:52,157 Oh, my God, I'm so relieved. 712 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,825 I mean, I knew. 713 00:39:55,744 --> 00:39:57,788 I knew I went a little crazy while I was in the SHU, 714 00:39:57,871 --> 00:40:01,332 but, man, coming in here and not knowing but thinking... 715 00:40:01,416 --> 00:40:04,294 I was really on the brink. 716 00:40:04,377 --> 00:40:05,629 You hate me. 717 00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:08,464 In all of this shit, I forgot that you hate me. 718 00:40:08,549 --> 00:40:10,759 But you're talking to me. 719 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,844 So does this mean you don't hate me anymore? 720 00:40:12,928 --> 00:40:15,055 It means that I'm not holding grudges today. 721 00:40:16,557 --> 00:40:18,099 I'm happy to see you. 722 00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:21,562 No touching! 723 00:40:23,479 --> 00:40:24,898 Ooh, Alex, get that! 724 00:40:24,981 --> 00:40:26,441 - What? - Get that bug! 725 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,610 Oh, it's a slow one and it's a big one. 726 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,612 Alex, it's a biggie slow! 727 00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:32,405 Come on, it might be Yoda! 728 00:40:32,488 --> 00:40:33,824 Jesus Christ! 729 00:40:33,907 --> 00:40:35,826 The SHU really did do a number on you. 730 00:40:35,909 --> 00:40:37,035 All right. I owe my bunkie, 731 00:40:37,118 --> 00:40:39,913 who takes four shits a day, yes, four, out in the open, 732 00:40:39,996 --> 00:40:43,249 I owe her a cigarette-toting roach or she's gonna sic tattoo face on me. 733 00:40:44,918 --> 00:40:46,544 When is the trial? 734 00:40:47,963 --> 00:40:50,381 Now, I guess. They can call us in any minute. 735 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,217 Listen... 736 00:40:53,134 --> 00:40:54,636 we cannot say that we knew Kubra. 737 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:56,972 What? 738 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,140 Revenge is part of his business model, okay? 739 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:02,477 Sick, deep revenge. Disassociate. 740 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,730 You never knew him. You never fucking met him. 741 00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:08,191 That means lying under oath. 742 00:41:08,274 --> 00:41:11,069 Jesus, it is so hard to keep up with what's black and white with you. 743 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,239 Kubra is never going down for this. 744 00:41:14,322 --> 00:41:17,408 There is no justice, Piper. Don't you know that by now? 745 00:41:18,994 --> 00:41:22,664 So we will lie to protect ourselves... 746 00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:25,000 or I will... 747 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,209 and I hope you do, too. 748 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:32,924 Did you know my dad cheats on my mom? 749 00:41:33,675 --> 00:41:35,510 No, how'd you know that? 750 00:41:36,302 --> 00:41:39,931 I saw him kiss another woman and then they got in a car together. 751 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:43,852 Yeah, he's pretty much a big hypocrite. 752 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,520 Oh, big word. 753 00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:46,647 Just learned it. 754 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:51,234 And then I told my mom and she got mad at me! 755 00:41:51,317 --> 00:41:52,318 I got grounded. 756 00:41:52,402 --> 00:41:54,863 Well, now, if you really think about it, 757 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:58,116 could you imagine your mom having any other reaction? 758 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:02,037 - No, not really. - Mmm. 759 00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:05,290 Are you saying I should've shut up? 760 00:42:05,373 --> 00:42:06,875 He's a cheater. That's wrong! 761 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,127 Sometimes it's not a matter of right and wrong. 762 00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:14,174 It's about making a choice that will cause the least amount of pain to others, 763 00:42:14,257 --> 00:42:15,801 keeping things to yourself, 764 00:42:15,884 --> 00:42:18,303 sitting on information and feelings 765 00:42:18,386 --> 00:42:20,221 and living with your secrets. 766 00:42:22,223 --> 00:42:24,309 That sounds horrible. 767 00:42:24,392 --> 00:42:25,560 Oh, it is, dear. 768 00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:27,020 - Um, Grandma? - Yes, Cal? 769 00:42:27,103 --> 00:42:29,815 I was trying to launch Whiskers up into outer space 770 00:42:29,898 --> 00:42:31,607 and now my room is kind of on fire. 771 00:42:35,070 --> 00:42:36,321 Mmm! 772 00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:38,406 Wow... 773 00:42:39,866 --> 00:42:42,911 Decent coffee runs a close second to what I miss most. 774 00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:46,998 Larry. 775 00:42:48,374 --> 00:42:49,876 Larry is what I miss most. 776 00:42:51,252 --> 00:42:52,253 Larry's a "who," not a "what." 777 00:42:53,213 --> 00:42:55,090 Look, Piper, I've come here as your lawyer 778 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:58,176 and I think it's best if we just stick to the case. 779 00:43:00,636 --> 00:43:02,889 How was Hanukkah? 780 00:43:02,973 --> 00:43:05,558 Is Aunt Joanie still with the talker? 781 00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:10,355 Forty-five minutes I heard about diseased cows on dairy farms, 782 00:43:10,438 --> 00:43:14,985 the horrors of genetic engineering and the overuse of antibiotics in cattle. 783 00:43:15,068 --> 00:43:17,653 Lesson being, he takes his coffee black. 784 00:43:21,491 --> 00:43:24,119 All right, Kubra Balik... 785 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,371 the big jewel in your drug ring... 786 00:43:26,454 --> 00:43:28,456 was extradited from Europe to stand trial. 787 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,708 Prosecution needs to nail down his timeline, 788 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:33,128 they're looking for testimony that helps do that. 789 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:35,463 Did you ever meet Kubra Balik? 790 00:43:36,923 --> 00:43:38,884 It was a confusing time. 791 00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:43,096 I... I'm sure, but my question is pretty straightforward. 792 00:43:43,179 --> 00:43:44,680 Did you ever meet Kubra Balik? 793 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:48,143 Yeah. 794 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,478 Yes, I knew him. 795 00:43:51,687 --> 00:43:52,730 In what capacity? 796 00:43:52,814 --> 00:43:57,152 Were you aware of his role in the ring? Did you hear him give orders? 797 00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:59,487 These are the questions the prosecution's gonna be drilling you on 798 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,655 before you testify. 799 00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:03,491 Yes, but what about my safety if I testify? 800 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:06,119 This guy is the real deal. 801 00:44:06,202 --> 00:44:07,703 And from what I've seen on The Sopranos, 802 00:44:07,788 --> 00:44:10,748 these types do not take too kindly to those that they consider traitors. 803 00:44:10,832 --> 00:44:14,920 They hire killers with underwear fetishes to take them out. 804 00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:17,923 They've been working on this case for five years, 805 00:44:18,006 --> 00:44:19,925 spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. 806 00:44:20,008 --> 00:44:21,217 And I'm sure you, for one, 807 00:44:21,301 --> 00:44:22,928 can attest to how little the Feds like to spend money. 808 00:44:23,011 --> 00:44:24,012 Mmm. 809 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:28,016 Mr. Balik is a very bad man who's going away for a long, long time. 810 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:30,393 Lying is not an option. 811 00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:34,522 Do you always tell the truth? 812 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,527 Sometimes when they ask if I wanna donate a dollar for heart disease, 813 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:40,611 I'll say I already gave, 814 00:44:40,695 --> 00:44:43,406 but mostly, yes, I tell the truth. 815 00:44:43,489 --> 00:44:44,657 Hmm. 816 00:44:46,326 --> 00:44:50,997 Telling the truth wasn't much of a priority in my family. 817 00:44:51,081 --> 00:44:54,250 You know, as long as everybody smiled pretty for the Christmas picture, 818 00:44:54,334 --> 00:44:55,543 just... 819 00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:58,129 lie it up. 820 00:44:59,881 --> 00:45:03,051 I wouldn't carry on your family tradition here. 821 00:45:03,134 --> 00:45:06,387 This is about crime and punishment and justice. 822 00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:07,973 You need to tell the truth. 823 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,645 Yes, of course. 824 00:45:16,731 --> 00:45:17,941 Good. 825 00:45:18,024 --> 00:45:20,026 Let's go meet the prosecutors. 826 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:23,029 Can I bring my coffee? 827 00:45:29,619 --> 00:45:32,247 One and three quarters. 828 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:33,999 - No good. - This is bullshit. 829 00:45:34,082 --> 00:45:40,463 I got grilled all day and all night and still... I brought back a bug for you. 830 00:45:40,546 --> 00:45:44,759 A prosecutor trapped that between a file and a coffee cup 831 00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:47,428 and I carried it back in my bra. 832 00:45:49,890 --> 00:45:52,475 You guys are full of shit. 833 00:45:52,558 --> 00:45:55,186 There's no roach business. 834 00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:56,980 I'm done. Fuck you. 835 00:45:57,063 --> 00:45:58,899 We heard of what you done back in Litchfield. 836 00:45:58,982 --> 00:46:00,650 Don't think that scares us any. 837 00:46:00,733 --> 00:46:01,734 That's right. 838 00:46:01,817 --> 00:46:04,404 You... one. 839 00:46:04,487 --> 00:46:05,530 Me? 840 00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,449 - Thirteen. - Mmm. 841 00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:12,037 Chapman... 842 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,788 you're going to court. 843 00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:17,542 Don't think this gets you off the hook. We'll be waitin'. 844 00:46:21,837 --> 00:46:23,173 I don't know if I can do it. 845 00:46:25,466 --> 00:46:26,467 What? 846 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:29,012 You know, my lawyer said Kubra's going away no matter what. 847 00:46:29,095 --> 00:46:31,764 Did you not hear everything I said? 848 00:46:31,847 --> 00:46:34,850 When you told me that nothing bad was gonna happen? 849 00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,312 How long have you been holding onto that one? 850 00:46:40,856 --> 00:46:42,608 We have got to go in united on this. 851 00:46:44,027 --> 00:46:47,197 It'll be a red flag if you say you knew him and I say I don't. 852 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,573 They'll know that I'm lying. 853 00:46:48,656 --> 00:46:50,658 Maybe we should both just be honest. 854 00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:51,742 This is... 855 00:46:55,163 --> 00:46:57,582 This is not the time to take some moral high ground. 856 00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:01,627 You know, I only seem to be faced with these extreme moral choices 857 00:47:01,711 --> 00:47:03,046 when I am with you. 858 00:47:03,796 --> 00:47:04,922 Exciting, right? 859 00:47:07,968 --> 00:47:10,178 Look, I wish I could do this all over again, 860 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,013 but I can't, okay? 861 00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:16,267 This is the only way I can keep you safe now. 862 00:47:16,351 --> 00:47:18,269 You have to do what I'm telling you. 863 00:47:19,687 --> 00:47:20,938 Or what? 864 00:47:21,982 --> 00:47:23,191 We're over? 865 00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:25,360 No. 866 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:26,611 I wanna be your prison wife. 867 00:47:27,903 --> 00:47:29,197 I'm glad you can make jokes. 868 00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:33,076 Alex... 869 00:47:33,159 --> 00:47:36,704 I need to do the right thing for a change. 870 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:37,830 I have to. 871 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,668 And truthfully, you... 872 00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:47,007 you can't keep me safe either way. 873 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,595 Left hand, please. 874 00:47:52,678 --> 00:47:54,139 Raise your right. 875 00:47:54,222 --> 00:47:55,223 Do you solemnly swear 876 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,725 that you will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, 877 00:47:57,808 --> 00:47:59,644 - so help you God? - I do. 878 00:48:01,062 --> 00:48:02,397 Thank you. 879 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:04,732 All right, we can begin. 880 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,068 Will you state your full name for the court, please? 881 00:48:08,028 --> 00:48:10,571 Piper Elizabeth Chapman. 882 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:11,781 Thank you. 883 00:48:11,864 --> 00:48:13,324 Miss Chapman... 884 00:48:13,408 --> 00:48:14,742 you are currently serving 885 00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:17,120 a 15-month sentence in a federal penitentiary 886 00:48:17,203 --> 00:48:19,997 for crimes associated with Mr. Kubra Balik, 887 00:48:20,081 --> 00:48:21,624 is that correct? 888 00:48:21,707 --> 00:48:22,917 Yes, that's correct. 889 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,586 And when were these crimes committed? 890 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:28,589 Crime. It was just one crime. 891 00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:30,591 In 2003. 892 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:31,676 Right. 893 00:48:31,759 --> 00:48:32,885 And can you explain to me 894 00:48:32,968 --> 00:48:36,514 how you came to be associated with Mr. Balik's drug ring? 895 00:48:38,391 --> 00:48:41,769 My girlfriend at the time... Alex. 896 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:43,938 Is that Miss Alex Vause? 897 00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:45,106 Yes. 898 00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:47,275 Are you two still a couple? 899 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:49,860 No. 900 00:48:49,944 --> 00:48:52,113 But in 2003... 901 00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,408 how would you describe the relationship? 902 00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:58,703 We were together. 903 00:49:00,913 --> 00:49:04,959 She was... the love of my life. 904 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:09,547 And was it Miss Vause who introduced you to Mr. Balik? 905 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:13,843 I don't recall. 906 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,886 I see. 907 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,557 Someone else made the introduction? 908 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:22,102 I don't recall. 909 00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:28,233 Are you saying you never met Mr. Balik? 910 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,986 Not that I can recall. 911 00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:38,743 Miss Chapman, your girlfriend... Miss Vause... 912 00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:42,037 was one of Mr. Balik's most profitable traffickers. 913 00:49:42,122 --> 00:49:43,456 Were you aware of that? 914 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,377 We didn't discuss her business much. 915 00:49:49,086 --> 00:49:51,005 But you must've been aware of her success. 916 00:49:51,088 --> 00:49:57,345 You... you traveled together to Bali, Brussels, Paris, Turkey, Greece... 917 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:59,096 all in the span of one year. 918 00:50:00,140 --> 00:50:01,849 We traveled a lot. 919 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:07,647 And never in that time did she introduce you to her boss, Kubra Balik? 920 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:12,318 Not that I can recall. 921 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,949 Miss Chapman... 922 00:50:20,075 --> 00:50:25,581 you are aware of the consequences of lying under oath? 923 00:50:25,665 --> 00:50:27,208 Yes, of course. 924 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:29,669 And your responses remain the same? 925 00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:32,422 I was there for Alex. 926 00:50:34,131 --> 00:50:36,509 She was what I paid attention to... 927 00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:39,762 who I paid attention to. 928 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,724 Everything else was just... 929 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:47,478 background. 930 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:55,486 I'm sorry that I can't help you more. 931 00:50:55,570 --> 00:50:59,324 Prosecution has completed examination with this witness. 932 00:51:12,212 --> 00:51:16,466 Since I'm not a half-wit like my son, 933 00:51:16,549 --> 00:51:19,093 I don't have to bother asking why you did that. 934 00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:22,179 I guess the possibility of... 935 00:51:22,263 --> 00:51:25,808 added time or... resentencing on new charges 936 00:51:25,891 --> 00:51:27,643 just isn't that big a deal for you. 937 00:51:29,103 --> 00:51:30,980 I'm sorry I disappointed you. 938 00:51:31,063 --> 00:51:33,274 Disappointed me? 939 00:51:33,358 --> 00:51:35,943 You broke the law... again. 940 00:51:37,653 --> 00:51:41,574 I made a decision that I don't expect you to understand. 941 00:51:42,825 --> 00:51:44,159 Well, I'm done. 942 00:51:45,286 --> 00:51:46,704 You live on this slippery slope, kid, 943 00:51:46,787 --> 00:51:50,124 and for some reason, you can't seem to stop doing rain dances. 944 00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:51,834 Good luck, honey. 945 00:51:56,464 --> 00:51:57,798 Vause, you let me down. You were a letdown. 946 00:51:57,882 --> 00:51:59,634 It was 3:00 a.m. 947 00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:02,512 I think that anything after 2:00, it's like... 948 00:52:02,595 --> 00:52:04,305 you're not bailing, you're just tired. 949 00:52:04,389 --> 00:52:06,641 But you missed the live sex show. 950 00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:07,725 And the flamingos. 951 00:52:07,808 --> 00:52:10,645 Oh, the flamingos! That's right! 952 00:52:10,728 --> 00:52:12,146 There were flamingos. 953 00:52:12,229 --> 00:52:14,815 - Kubra had a front row seat to both. - Uh-huh. 954 00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:16,317 So much pink. 955 00:52:26,786 --> 00:52:29,163 I think it's time for me to go call my dad. 956 00:52:29,246 --> 00:52:31,165 Oh, tell Bill I said, "Happy birthday." 957 00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:33,334 You don't exist, remember? 958 00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:36,170 That's right. I'm the invisible woman. 959 00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:39,757 Maybe I should switch careers and become a jewel thief. 960 00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:42,343 Steal me something good. 961 00:52:47,515 --> 00:52:48,849 Yes, all good. 962 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:51,185 But what about you? How was your day? 963 00:52:51,268 --> 00:52:54,897 Oh, it was nice. Nothing crazy. Mom and I went out to dinner. 964 00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:56,566 How about you? You're still in Barcelona? 965 00:52:57,858 --> 00:52:59,276 No, we're in Paris now. 966 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,028 Oh, that's exciting, honey! 967 00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:03,698 But please tell me you're not staying in youth hostels. 968 00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:05,783 - I'm happy to wire you money. - Don't worry. 969 00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:08,202 Polly has relatives here and they're letting us stay with them. 970 00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:11,706 It's... beautiful and it's safe. 971 00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,666 It's on the Right Bank. 972 00:53:14,584 --> 00:53:15,626 Better than the wrong bank. 973 00:53:16,502 --> 00:53:17,962 Ha-ha, Dad. 974 00:53:18,045 --> 00:53:21,507 So you're loving it? You girls getting along? 975 00:53:21,591 --> 00:53:23,258 Well, I mean, you know how Polly is. 976 00:53:23,343 --> 00:53:26,346 Yesterday she had us scheduled from morning until midnight. 977 00:53:26,429 --> 00:53:28,889 You know if it's late, you need to take a taxi, right? 978 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:30,891 Yes... 979 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:33,394 and always walk on the well-lit side of the street 980 00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:37,440 and hold onto my wallet and don't jump out of the back of buses. 981 00:53:37,523 --> 00:53:40,818 You taught me everything, Dad. 982 00:53:40,901 --> 00:53:42,653 You're a good girl. 983 00:53:44,071 --> 00:53:46,198 Thanks, Dad. 984 00:53:46,281 --> 00:53:47,658 I gotta go. 985 00:53:48,868 --> 00:53:50,661 Happy birthday, Daddy. 986 00:53:50,745 --> 00:53:53,456 Thanks, baby. Thanks for calling. 987 00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:04,634 Alex! 988 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:07,928 Alex, I did what you said. 989 00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:10,014 Listen, Piper. 990 00:54:10,097 --> 00:54:12,307 Everything just happened so fast. 991 00:54:12,392 --> 00:54:13,684 What's going on? 992 00:54:14,727 --> 00:54:15,853 I had to tell the truth. 993 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:19,774 - My lawyer said that... - Are you kidding? 994 00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,942 - Piper, you don't understand. - Are you... 995 00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:23,027 Are you fucking kidding me? 996 00:54:23,110 --> 00:54:24,612 Where are you going? Are you getting out? 997 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:25,821 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Piper. 998 00:54:25,905 --> 00:54:27,615 - I'll write you. I need to explain. - You're getting out? 999 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:28,949 Wait, what? 1000 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:31,326 What the fuck did you do, Alex? 1001 00:54:31,411 --> 00:54:34,789 What the fuck did you do? 1002 00:54:34,872 --> 00:54:36,123 Fuck you, Alex! 1003 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:37,458 Fuck you! 1004 00:54:52,794 --> 00:54:57,794 Sync & corrections by No1 www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 71661

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