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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:08,133 Are you going to finish too? 2 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:09,753 I need to go so I can get back to work. 3 00:00:09,754 --> 00:00:11,604 Previously on Now Apocalypse: 4 00:00:11,605 --> 00:00:14,737 I get it. She's doing top-secret government work and shit. 5 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:17,458 That Barnabas dude seems ultra sketch. 6 00:00:17,459 --> 00:00:19,602 I can't believe you read my script already. 7 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:20,718 I hope you're ready for it. 8 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:22,216 You have a very bright future ahead of you. 9 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:24,221 This is Mitchell Kent. He's one of the leading experts 10 00:00:24,222 --> 00:00:26,702 of extraterrestrial life-forms in the country. 11 00:00:26,703 --> 00:00:28,600 That's a good one! Mitchell Kent 12 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:30,271 really knows what he's talking about. 13 00:00:30,272 --> 00:00:31,770 Barnabas just invited us to this 14 00:00:31,771 --> 00:00:34,539 huge, kick-ass party in Palm Springs! 15 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,885 Oh my God, last time I was in Palm Springs 16 00:00:37,886 --> 00:00:40,977 was the year that giant sandstorm ate Coachella. 17 00:00:40,978 --> 00:00:42,239 You went to Coachella? 18 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,502 I've been dying to go. I've never been. 19 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,138 Me either. 20 00:00:46,571 --> 00:00:48,614 We should all go next year. 21 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:51,605 - When is it? - April, right after tax day. 22 00:00:51,606 --> 00:00:53,039 I don't know though, 23 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,561 I... I really don't understand the whole hub-bub about Coachella. 24 00:00:56,562 --> 00:00:59,503 I mean, it's just legions of sweaty, druggo hippies 25 00:00:59,504 --> 00:01:01,606 wearing tiny backpacks marching around a dustbowl. 26 00:01:01,607 --> 00:01:04,279 It is hot as Satan's fucking taint. 27 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,002 Oh, and did I mention the sandstorm? 28 00:01:06,003 --> 00:01:08,508 Yeah, and, like, 200 awesome bands playing. 29 00:01:08,509 --> 00:01:10,998 Yeah, uh, all at the exact same fucking time! 30 00:01:10,999 --> 00:01:12,313 Sounds fucking amazing. 31 00:01:12,314 --> 00:01:14,750 Oh, and you have to wait like an hour in line 32 00:01:14,751 --> 00:01:17,100 to pee in an Andy Gump that smells like 33 00:01:17,101 --> 00:01:19,189 500 people have taken a shit in it. 34 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:20,408 'Cause they have. 35 00:01:20,409 --> 00:01:23,737 Dude, we should totally go. 36 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,845 I wish. Tickets are like a 1000 bucks. 37 00:01:25,846 --> 00:01:27,673 Well, maybe after Meet Your Makerhappens 38 00:01:27,674 --> 00:01:29,314 and I get a nice fat check. 39 00:01:33,922 --> 00:01:36,119 Uh, I did go with these two girls dressed as 40 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,773 slutty Pocahontases, though, 41 00:01:37,774 --> 00:01:40,095 so that might have ruined my experience. 42 00:01:40,096 --> 00:01:41,702 I don't know, all I remember is, the whole time, 43 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:44,086 they were arguing whether it's pronounced "Haim" or "Haiym". 44 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:47,427 Ooh that, and I had the most delicious banana pancakes 45 00:01:47,428 --> 00:01:49,168 of all time at Denny's at 2:00 a.m. 46 00:01:49,169 --> 00:01:51,083 What do you think, babe? 47 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:53,367 You wanna try to do Coachella next year? 48 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:57,807 Yeah, you wanna go to Coachella? 49 00:01:57,808 --> 00:01:59,648 What is a "Coachella"? 50 00:01:59,649 --> 00:02:01,551 Co... Coachell... 51 00:02:03,466 --> 00:02:06,185 Coachella, it's this like massive music festival 52 00:02:06,186 --> 00:02:09,631 with like 100,000 people dancing in the desert. 53 00:02:09,632 --> 00:02:11,158 That sounds terrible. 54 00:02:11,159 --> 00:02:14,259 Why on earth would I wanna go to something like that? 55 00:02:32,539 --> 00:02:37,993 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:37,994 --> 00:02:40,774 Holy shit! 57 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,550 Oh my God. 58 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:48,967 Shit, dude, you gotta check out this swanktastic bathroom! 59 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:52,379 How, how much do you think a place like this cost a night? 60 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:56,192 Uh, more than plebeians like us can afford that's for sure. 61 00:02:56,193 --> 00:02:58,934 And that Barnabas dude just lets Ford stay here 62 00:02:58,935 --> 00:03:01,745 - for free and bring us along? - Isn't he sucking his dick? 63 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:04,635 No! That's what's so suspicious about the whole thing. 64 00:03:04,636 --> 00:03:06,332 Well, I don't know. 65 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:08,605 Maybe Barnabas just... 66 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,708 really believes in Ford's screenwriting talent. 67 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,691 Oh God, I'm sorry! That was mean. 68 00:03:17,692 --> 00:03:19,650 I didn't mean it. 69 00:03:19,651 --> 00:03:22,479 This bed, though, is amazing. 70 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,898 I just feel so bad for Ford. 71 00:03:24,899 --> 00:03:27,480 Not to mention, Severine is giving him the royal bitch treatment. 72 00:03:27,481 --> 00:03:30,113 Yeah, I know! What is her problem? 73 00:03:30,114 --> 00:03:33,794 Literally, her personality is like nail polish remover. 74 00:03:33,795 --> 00:03:36,173 She's stressed about work, I guess? 75 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,829 Ford said she wasn't even gonna come, 76 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:40,035 he had to guilt-trip her into it. 77 00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:43,326 Well, she is French and drop dead gorgeous so, 78 00:03:43,327 --> 00:03:44,718 c'est la vie! 79 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,721 We have guests. 80 00:03:47,722 --> 00:03:48,799 It's open! 81 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:53,553 Hi, guys. 82 00:03:53,554 --> 00:03:55,903 Hey, buddy! 83 00:03:55,904 --> 00:03:58,906 Oh, man, this room is so fucking sweet, man! 84 00:03:58,907 --> 00:04:00,734 Tha-thank you for bringing us along. 85 00:04:00,735 --> 00:04:01,795 Ah, no prob. 86 00:04:02,536 --> 00:04:06,459 So, uh, me and Severine are gonna go grab some lunch. 87 00:04:07,483 --> 00:04:10,646 Oh! Okay, okay. 88 00:04:10,647 --> 00:04:13,041 Uh, where is she? 89 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:14,792 She's waiting in the car. 90 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:17,930 Huh. Uh-huh. 91 00:04:17,931 --> 00:04:21,668 I think we're... we're just gonna maybe hang out here, 92 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:24,062 maybe, uh, hit the pool. 93 00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:25,230 Cool. 94 00:04:26,479 --> 00:04:27,654 Ah... 95 00:04:28,343 --> 00:04:29,917 We'll see you in a bit then. 96 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:32,964 Sounds great. 97 00:04:33,834 --> 00:04:34,852 'Kay. 98 00:04:35,451 --> 00:04:36,778 Lates. 99 00:04:41,646 --> 00:04:42,983 You know what I think Ford's problem is? 100 00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:46,780 - Hmm? - He's, like, too nice. 101 00:04:46,781 --> 00:04:48,163 It's kind of weird. 102 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:49,696 Yeah, he's one of those people who asks, 103 00:04:49,697 --> 00:04:51,785 "How are you?" And he actually means it. 104 00:04:51,786 --> 00:04:53,440 That's so creepy. 105 00:04:53,441 --> 00:04:55,377 Hey, pass me the sunscreen. 106 00:04:57,802 --> 00:04:58,902 Thank you. 107 00:05:07,462 --> 00:05:09,760 Oh my God, okay, I seriously feel like my whole life 108 00:05:09,761 --> 00:05:12,023 is turning into one giant ingrown hair at this point. 109 00:05:12,024 --> 00:05:14,440 I want to kill myself. 110 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:16,984 Oh. 111 00:05:16,985 --> 00:05:18,274 Hm? What? 112 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:20,141 Boner alert twelve o'clock. 113 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:27,516 Wait, did... Did he just wink at us? 114 00:05:27,517 --> 00:05:29,519 Nah, I think he just had some water in his eye. 115 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,095 No, I think he's uh, checking us out. 116 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:37,614 I wonder uh, which one of us he's into. 117 00:05:37,615 --> 00:05:40,095 Maybe he's a polyamorous flexisexual 118 00:05:40,096 --> 00:05:41,792 who wants to recruit us both 119 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:43,637 for some sort of culty cuddle party. 120 00:05:43,638 --> 00:05:46,013 Okay, honestly, I just prefer when everyone was straight. 121 00:05:46,014 --> 00:05:48,407 It made sex so much less confusing. 122 00:05:48,408 --> 00:05:49,715 When was that? 123 00:05:51,119 --> 00:05:52,646 Oh my God, I think he's coming over here. 124 00:05:52,647 --> 00:05:53,761 No... Shut up. 125 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:54,848 He's literally coming over here. 126 00:05:59,191 --> 00:06:00,605 Hey there. 127 00:06:00,606 --> 00:06:02,464 Hey. 128 00:06:02,465 --> 00:06:03,988 You guys enjoying the pool? 129 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,469 Totally. It's a great view. 130 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:09,298 My impulse was to try to be aloof, 131 00:06:09,299 --> 00:06:13,257 to preserve a dynamic of excitement and nerves. 132 00:06:13,258 --> 00:06:17,262 But I figured just saying hello would be easier. 133 00:06:17,263 --> 00:06:18,586 Bummer! 134 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,657 'Cause I only like guys who utilize 135 00:06:20,658 --> 00:06:22,659 manipulative dating strategies. 136 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,574 Well, I'm all out of luck then. 137 00:06:25,837 --> 00:06:27,751 I'm Leif, by the way. 138 00:06:27,752 --> 00:06:29,144 Carly. 139 00:06:29,145 --> 00:06:31,015 Nice to meet you, Carly. 140 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,191 Likewise. 141 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:35,324 Well, I gotta get going, my, my friends are waiting. 142 00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:36,934 But it was nice to meet you guys. 143 00:06:36,935 --> 00:06:38,501 Really nice to meet you too. 144 00:06:40,852 --> 00:06:43,723 What the fuck was that? A drive-by seduction? 145 00:06:43,724 --> 00:06:45,595 I feel like I just watched him impregnate you 146 00:06:45,596 --> 00:06:46,719 with his eyes. 147 00:06:47,424 --> 00:06:48,952 Wait, am I in love with him? 148 00:06:49,687 --> 00:06:51,557 I'm in love with him for you. 149 00:06:51,558 --> 00:06:53,603 But how could he just leave like that, 150 00:06:53,604 --> 00:06:57,084 after everything that we've been through? 151 00:06:57,085 --> 00:06:59,565 Maybe he saw your ingrown hair and was grossed out. 152 00:06:59,566 --> 00:07:01,480 Okay, honestly, really sensitive subject for me. 153 00:07:01,481 --> 00:07:03,036 Can you not joke about it? 154 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:09,511 Do you want anything else? 155 00:07:11,252 --> 00:07:12,341 No, thank you. 156 00:07:13,736 --> 00:07:17,133 Ooh, how about some dessert? 157 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:20,031 I'm quite full. 158 00:07:20,032 --> 00:07:21,622 You go ahead if you want. 159 00:07:26,244 --> 00:07:28,246 Why didn't I get his number? 160 00:07:28,798 --> 00:07:30,300 Fuck, I'm so lame! 161 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:33,223 He was fine, just saying. 162 00:07:33,224 --> 00:07:34,687 Do you think he had CP? 163 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,852 - Huh? - Cerebral palsy. 164 00:07:36,853 --> 00:07:39,997 Umm... maybe. Something was definitely up. 165 00:07:39,998 --> 00:07:42,913 Did I ever tell you I once dated a disabled guy? 166 00:07:42,914 --> 00:07:43,957 Jethro. 167 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:45,959 Ha ha, no. 168 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,897 This guy in college, he had CP. 169 00:07:48,703 --> 00:07:50,358 He was a meme poet. 170 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,675 A what? 171 00:07:52,676 --> 00:07:55,331 I know, but the sex was so hot, oh my God. 172 00:07:57,298 --> 00:07:59,799 Well, what happens in PS... 173 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,248 I don't know. 174 00:08:01,249 --> 00:08:04,151 It's probably for the best that nothing happened. 175 00:08:04,152 --> 00:08:05,936 Like, Jethro is super fucking annoying 176 00:08:05,937 --> 00:08:07,336 and I do wanna strangle him half the time, 177 00:08:07,337 --> 00:08:09,722 but after our big breakthrough the other night, 178 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,388 I don't know, 179 00:08:11,389 --> 00:08:13,755 I guess I feel more connected to him. 180 00:08:15,664 --> 00:08:17,188 What? 181 00:08:22,258 --> 00:08:24,737 Oh, hell fucking no. 182 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,463 That's the Mitchell Kent guy that I was telling you about. 183 00:08:28,103 --> 00:08:31,396 And it's at a bookstore here in PS, this weekend! 184 00:08:31,397 --> 00:08:33,311 That's... that's fate! 185 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,265 Nah, fate is telling me to go back to the Jacobs 186 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,505 and hit the spa. 187 00:08:37,506 --> 00:08:39,453 Oh no no, please please please please please please please 188 00:08:39,454 --> 00:08:41,972 - please please please please... - No, one bajillion percent 189 00:08:41,973 --> 00:08:43,495 not going to this shit, okay? 190 00:08:43,496 --> 00:08:45,367 Don't even try to convince me. I will not be there. 191 00:08:45,368 --> 00:08:48,770 I am absolutely not going to this, okay? 192 00:08:48,771 --> 00:08:49,936 I hate you. 193 00:08:49,937 --> 00:08:52,025 It'll just take two minutes, I swear. 194 00:08:53,595 --> 00:08:55,139 Oh my God. 195 00:08:57,207 --> 00:09:02,102 It's like a club for nerds too tragic to get into Ren Fair. 196 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,732 Hey, hey, come on, come on. 197 00:09:11,446 --> 00:09:12,601 Next. 198 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,407 Hi. 199 00:09:17,351 --> 00:09:18,420 Can I help you? 200 00:09:19,113 --> 00:09:22,234 Uh, yeah um, I'm Ulysses, 201 00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:26,229 and uh, I just have a, a few re-really important questions 202 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,440 that I wanted to ask you. 203 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,714 Are you gonna buy a book? 204 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:29,984 Huh? 205 00:09:29,985 --> 00:09:32,828 Oh, I already have one, at home. 206 00:09:32,829 --> 00:09:35,312 I, I, I di... I didn't bring it. 207 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,612 Get lost. 208 00:09:36,613 --> 00:09:39,421 - What? - Buy a fucking book or get lost! 209 00:09:39,422 --> 00:09:40,680 Hey, come on. 210 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,757 Dude, are you brain damaged? 211 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:47,202 Get the fuck out of here before I punch you in the face! 212 00:09:50,817 --> 00:09:53,444 So, any of the rest of you losers 213 00:09:53,445 --> 00:09:55,480 gonna buy a goddamn book or what? 214 00:09:55,481 --> 00:09:58,890 Hey, I know you! 215 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,726 How's it going, man? 216 00:10:16,895 --> 00:10:18,700 Whoa! 217 00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:21,916 Everyone here looks like a movie star. 218 00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,746 Or Rupert Murdoch. 219 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:29,296 Or one of Rupe's hooker ex-wives 220 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:32,578 who spent her all her money on uh, bad plastic surgery. 221 00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:35,690 Hey uh, are you... Are you good? 222 00:10:35,691 --> 00:10:37,951 Yeah, yeah, I just wanna get my drink on. 223 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:39,871 I guess aliens really are 224 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,744 for the tinfoil hat crowd after all. 225 00:10:41,745 --> 00:10:42,832 Obvidently. 226 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:44,202 Ford! 227 00:10:44,203 --> 00:10:46,983 Holy shit! Barnabas! 228 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:49,839 My man! 229 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,556 So glad you made it! 230 00:10:52,147 --> 00:10:53,545 How's the Jacobs? 231 00:10:53,546 --> 00:10:55,627 Oh my God, dude, it's fucking bomb! 232 00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:58,021 Thank you so much for hooking us up. 233 00:10:58,022 --> 00:10:59,184 No problem at all! 234 00:10:59,185 --> 00:11:01,981 Uh, so, this must be... 235 00:11:01,982 --> 00:11:04,077 D'oh, ah, sorry. 236 00:11:04,078 --> 00:11:06,176 Uh, yeah, this is my roommate 237 00:11:06,177 --> 00:11:09,467 and most amazing bud in the whole world, Ulysses, 238 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,251 his BFF, Carly, 239 00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:13,166 and this... 240 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:16,380 is the one and only, the love of my life, 241 00:11:17,368 --> 00:11:18,369 Severine. 242 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,697 Fantastic to finally meet you. 243 00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:23,568 You are even more breathtakingly beautiful 244 00:11:23,569 --> 00:11:25,475 than I ever imagined. 245 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,507 Thanks. 246 00:11:26,508 --> 00:11:28,376 You are one very lucky guy, Ford. 247 00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:29,642 Oh, I know, dude. 248 00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:31,837 Well, you know, you all look incredibly stunning. 249 00:11:31,838 --> 00:11:34,187 Go on, enjoy the festivities. 250 00:11:34,188 --> 00:11:37,669 A night of magic and adventure awaits you! 251 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:39,323 Thanks, man, you're the best! 252 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,347 Yeah! 253 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,226 Rad! 254 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,268 Dude, is this the life or what? 255 00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:52,771 Uh, yeah. So, that's Barnabas? 256 00:11:52,772 --> 00:11:54,947 Yeah, isn't he rad? 257 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:58,168 Yeah, he's just uh, not like I pictured. 258 00:11:58,169 --> 00:11:59,430 I know! 259 00:11:59,431 --> 00:12:00,779 Dude's tall, right? 260 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:02,727 Oh my God, dudes. Score! 261 00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:05,566 Perfect. 262 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:06,655 It's fate. 263 00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:07,890 Sweet! 264 00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:11,573 Uh, so Uly and me will grab the first round. 265 00:12:11,574 --> 00:12:13,843 What would you lovely ladies like to drink? 266 00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:15,011 Vodka soda. 267 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,470 Two vodka sodas, coming right up! 268 00:12:19,582 --> 00:12:20,910 We'll be right back. 269 00:12:29,018 --> 00:12:32,739 So, this seems like a fun party, right? 270 00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:34,886 I despise parties. 271 00:12:37,752 --> 00:12:40,742 Uh, so uh... how are you and Ford? 272 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,400 He's throwing a tantrum because I didn't want to come here. 273 00:12:44,401 --> 00:12:47,086 So, why did you? 274 00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:48,566 He begged. 275 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:49,899 Naked. 276 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,390 Please come to Palm Springs. 277 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,484 Please, please, please, please! Please! 278 00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:56,008 Please! Please! 279 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,445 Unfortunately, my will grows weak 280 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:00,281 in the presence of beauty. 281 00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:01,775 Well, whose doesn't? 282 00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:11,002 So uh, Uly told me you guys are trying out an open relationship? 283 00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:12,798 We were, but we... 284 00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:17,643 recently took an unfortunate detour toward conventionality. 285 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:20,932 I seem to have difficulty with boundaries. 286 00:13:22,493 --> 00:13:23,826 Been there. 287 00:13:24,342 --> 00:13:26,640 What about you? Do you have a boyfriend? 288 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,360 I do. 289 00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:30,627 Yup. 290 00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:32,538 And do you ever get into arguments? 291 00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:36,320 Uh, only uh, when we're in the same room. 292 00:13:37,144 --> 00:13:40,057 Or uh, um, talking on the phone or... 293 00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,142 Texting. 294 00:13:43,143 --> 00:13:44,317 Perhaps we should speak about something 295 00:13:44,318 --> 00:13:45,467 other than men. 296 00:13:45,468 --> 00:13:47,114 Yeah, totally. 297 00:13:47,115 --> 00:13:49,584 I think right now we are completely flunking 298 00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:50,972 the Bechdel test. 299 00:13:51,826 --> 00:13:53,013 What's that? 300 00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:56,591 Oh, passing the Bechdel test requires two women to have 301 00:13:56,592 --> 00:14:00,159 a conversation about something besides a man. 302 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,561 Well, that shouldn't be difficult. 303 00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:05,543 Cock is certainly not the only thing I'm interested in. 304 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,754 Same here. 305 00:14:25,589 --> 00:14:28,274 So, so... wait, so is everything all right? 306 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,754 With you and Sev, I mean? 307 00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:32,278 Ah, totally, bro. I mean, look around. 308 00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:34,716 This is like we're in paradise, right? 309 00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:36,500 Okay, I'm just, ya know, I'm just checking. 310 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:40,440 I'm good, dude. I am. 311 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,246 Okay. 312 00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,403 Thank you. 313 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,214 Hey, Babe, uh, do you have to be working right now? 314 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:55,568 As a matter of fact, I do. 315 00:14:55,569 --> 00:14:58,983 There's been a development at the lab 316 00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:01,133 which I need to manage without delay. 317 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,209 We're at a party. 318 00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:09,359 I'm sorry, Ford, but my entire life doesn't suddenly stop 319 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,656 because I'm within 50 feet of a DJ. 320 00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:16,627 You know, I feel like judging random strangers. 321 00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:18,075 I'm gonna do a lap. 322 00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:19,456 I'll come with you. 323 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:20,654 Okay, let's go. Let's go. 324 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,483 She is French and gorgeous. 325 00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:28,813 What's that mean? 326 00:15:28,814 --> 00:15:31,903 What, does that statement really need an explanation? 327 00:15:33,493 --> 00:15:34,669 Oh, merde. 328 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,701 It's fate. 329 00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:41,240 - Hey. - Hey. 330 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,527 I'm gonna go orbit. 331 00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:48,551 Okay, bye. 332 00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:53,810 Sev, come on, where are you going? 333 00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,610 I told you I have to get back to LA. 334 00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,148 But it's like... 335 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,150 Really far away! 336 00:16:01,151 --> 00:16:02,325 I called a Lyft. 337 00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:04,457 - What? Sev... - I told you. 338 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,222 I could only come if I was finished with my work. 339 00:16:06,223 --> 00:16:08,113 And Lars and Klaus just informed me of a matter 340 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,123 which requires my urgent attention. 341 00:16:10,124 --> 00:16:12,204 - Can it wait till Monday? - No, it can't. 342 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,771 Sev, I thought this weekend 343 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,125 was gonna be our special getaway. 344 00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:17,821 I know. It was and I'm sorry. 345 00:16:17,822 --> 00:16:19,828 It's not my intent to spoil your time here. 346 00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:22,649 So, please, go ahead and enjoy yourself without me. 347 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,911 Sev, c... Sev, wait! 348 00:16:27,408 --> 00:16:28,504 Ford! 349 00:16:33,151 --> 00:16:34,653 Are you all right? 350 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,606 Yeah. 351 00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:43,627 So what made you wanna be an actress? 352 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,672 Well, when I was younger 353 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,674 I used to put on all these plays, 354 00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:50,634 and I found that I really enjoyed pretending 355 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,853 to be other people. 356 00:16:51,854 --> 00:16:53,593 So, I thought 357 00:16:53,594 --> 00:16:55,726 being an actor 358 00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:58,533 would mean never having to outgrow playing pretend. 359 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:02,994 Turns out, it's actually more like being a whore, 360 00:17:02,995 --> 00:17:04,387 except you don't get paid. 361 00:17:04,388 --> 00:17:06,152 Whoa, oh, okay. 362 00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:09,392 I'm... I'm sorry, I don't mean to be all bitter party of one. 363 00:17:09,393 --> 00:17:11,294 What about you? What do you do? 364 00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:16,523 I mainly make large-scale ceramic sculptures. 365 00:17:16,524 --> 00:17:19,315 Some people may call them plant pots 366 00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:22,535 but I... I believe differently. 367 00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:25,866 That's actually one of mine, right there. 368 00:17:26,649 --> 00:17:28,172 Oh, it's... 369 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,806 - That's beautiful. - My sculpture, or the Speedo guy? 370 00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:34,896 Your sculpture. 371 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:37,812 Yeah. I'm... I'm really impressed. 372 00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:42,033 All the "artists" I know just uh take naked Instagram selfies. 373 00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:44,644 It's... 374 00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:45,950 It's getting a little hectic in here. 375 00:17:45,951 --> 00:17:48,410 You... you maybe wanna go for a walk? 376 00:17:49,107 --> 00:17:50,107 Sure. 377 00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:58,594 Hey there. 378 00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:01,860 Hey. 379 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,991 Wanna have a threeway? 380 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,535 I'm gonna have to pass. 381 00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:11,797 Thank you, though. 382 00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:14,226 Too bad. 383 00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:24,641 - You want another? - Hm? 384 00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:27,853 - Drink? - Oh, uh, okay. 385 00:18:28,385 --> 00:18:29,597 What're you having? 386 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,173 It's a vodka soda. 387 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,545 Okay, coming right up. 388 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,892 So, is that why you're here tonight? 389 00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:45,749 'Cause Thor collects your work? 390 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,753 Yeah, him and a bunch of other Hollywood overlords. 391 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,843 I wonder sometimes whether they're only into my work 392 00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:57,653 because it looks cool to buy art made by the "special" guy. 393 00:18:58,089 --> 00:19:00,982 I don't know, I say run with it. 394 00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:03,729 It's better to be fetishized than poor, right? 395 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,987 Aren't you the little capitalist. 396 00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:09,136 I guess we're all whores in the end. 397 00:19:10,145 --> 00:19:12,723 I've always thought being an artist sounds 398 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:14,416 super intimidating. 399 00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:20,026 It just takes so much confidence to create something that's 400 00:19:21,106 --> 00:19:22,441 ultimately... 401 00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:24,432 nonessential. 402 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:27,134 So you think art is nonessential? 403 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,973 No, I mean, like I... 404 00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,950 I don't think something has to be 405 00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:36,612 essential to be worthwhile. 406 00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:38,827 Well, I think art, 407 00:19:39,872 --> 00:19:44,329 at its best, aims to be a transcendent experience. 408 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:47,639 It has the potential to be life changing. 409 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,823 Sorta like sex. 410 00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:54,338 I'm sorry, am I being embarrassingly sincere? 411 00:19:55,785 --> 00:19:59,027 Uh, you wouldn't know it by my outfit, 412 00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:03,639 but I have a surprisingly high tolerance for sincerity. 413 00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:08,420 Hey. 414 00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:10,421 Hey. 415 00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:20,199 Maybe this isn't the best place to hang out. 416 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,086 - Yeah. - Come with me. 417 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:25,125 Look I know how important Sev's work is to her. 418 00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,134 It's just... 419 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,790 It's just hard, 420 00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:33,003 you know, 421 00:20:33,004 --> 00:20:35,337 when I feel like my needs don't matter. 422 00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:37,187 I'm sorry, Ford, it sounds terrible. 423 00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:39,545 Like, I just want acknowledgement sometimes. 424 00:20:39,546 --> 00:20:43,086 Why do I always feel like a second-class citizen in this relationship? 425 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,791 Why am I treated like an afterthought? 426 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,063 I know, Ford. 427 00:20:46,064 --> 00:20:48,437 - You deserve better. - I do! 428 00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:53,215 It's not right I tell you. It's not fucking right! 429 00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,008 Are you okay? 430 00:20:58,009 --> 00:20:59,274 Uh... 431 00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,405 Ford? 432 00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:01,633 Uh huh. 433 00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:03,386 I, um... 434 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,331 I th... I think maybe I need to lie down for a bit. 435 00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:11,776 Thanks. 436 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,441 Sure. 437 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,386 My name's Aja by the way. 438 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,253 Like the continent. 439 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,777 With a J. 440 00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:22,711 My mom was super into Steely Dan. 441 00:21:25,288 --> 00:21:26,356 Never mind. 442 00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:28,867 No, I, I, I, I know who Steely Dan is. 443 00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:30,392 I'm not a philistine. 444 00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:31,707 Oh, you do? 445 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:33,591 Okay. 446 00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:40,552 So, uh, shouldn't you be working? 447 00:21:41,192 --> 00:21:43,017 Oh, I'm on a break soon. 448 00:21:43,018 --> 00:21:44,792 Plus, fuck this job. 449 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,670 The only reason I'm here is because my ex works 450 00:21:47,671 --> 00:21:50,368 for the catering company and they needed servers 451 00:21:50,369 --> 00:21:53,436 who were hot and willing to wear these slutty outfits. 452 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,177 That, and I'm rolling. 453 00:21:57,094 --> 00:21:59,056 Uh, are you from around here? 454 00:21:59,755 --> 00:22:02,641 Sadly, but not for long if I can help it. 455 00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:03,914 You? 456 00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:05,580 Uh, LA. 457 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,687 Figures. 458 00:22:08,975 --> 00:22:10,654 Why? 459 00:22:10,655 --> 00:22:12,922 Guys I wanna fuck are always from LA. 460 00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:17,352 Huh. Well... 461 00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:20,986 Uh, I guess that's flattering, but I'm uh, pretty much gay. 462 00:22:20,987 --> 00:22:22,349 No kidding. 463 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,248 What do you mean? 464 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,102 I don't wanna crush your male ego, 465 00:22:28,103 --> 00:22:30,302 but I knew you were gay the minute I saw you. 466 00:22:30,955 --> 00:22:32,808 What? Really? 467 00:22:36,557 --> 00:22:39,517 But your dick's not so gay at the moment, now is it? 468 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,419 You're s......seems kinda... 469 00:22:47,057 --> 00:22:50,824 Gay dudes are always super into me for some reason. 470 00:22:55,492 --> 00:22:57,021 I can't imagine why. 471 00:23:14,214 --> 00:23:16,541 You're so pretty. 472 00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,108 God, you're so fucking pretty. 473 00:23:21,895 --> 00:23:23,940 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 474 00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:24,984 What? Something wrong? 475 00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:26,835 No, I just um... 476 00:23:28,434 --> 00:23:30,646 I, I, I don't-I don't know if this is a good idea. 477 00:23:30,647 --> 00:23:32,514 If... if this is a consent issue, 478 00:23:32,515 --> 00:23:34,472 I, I can sign something if you want. 479 00:23:34,473 --> 00:23:37,301 No, it's um... look I... 480 00:23:37,302 --> 00:23:40,174 I am having so much fun with you, 481 00:23:40,175 --> 00:23:43,980 and you're so amazing, but um... 482 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:47,573 I have a boyfriend. 483 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,053 Oh, okay. 484 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,403 I'm sorry, I should've said something sooner. 485 00:23:52,404 --> 00:23:56,059 If you have a boyfriend, then why are we here? 486 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,759 I know, fuck. Look, I'm sorry, it's just... 487 00:23:59,629 --> 00:24:02,500 I'm an idiot and I, I genuinely felt 488 00:24:02,501 --> 00:24:05,721 this connection with you and you're just so fucking hot. 489 00:24:05,722 --> 00:24:08,123 God, I'm sorry. Do you hate me? 490 00:24:10,727 --> 00:24:12,142 Hey. 491 00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:15,493 It's okay. 492 00:24:19,562 --> 00:24:21,519 You just relax now. 493 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,840 Thanks, dude. 494 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,198 You're the best, I mean it. 495 00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:27,786 Whose bed is this? 496 00:24:27,787 --> 00:24:29,397 It's mine. 497 00:24:29,398 --> 00:24:31,529 Well, for the weekend at least. 498 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:34,183 Oh! Oh, okay. 499 00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:36,946 Cool. 500 00:25:18,246 --> 00:25:19,703 Shit. 501 00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:22,102 That was fucking intense. 502 00:25:23,692 --> 00:25:24,849 Yeah. 503 00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:29,766 Well, thanks. 504 00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:35,439 So, what? You're just gonna go back to work now? 505 00:25:36,204 --> 00:25:39,031 I guess. Unless they fired me already. 506 00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,667 Why, do you wanna cuddle or something? 507 00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:44,495 No. 508 00:25:45,475 --> 00:25:48,040 Well it was cool of you to go down on me and everything. 509 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:50,434 Most gay guys don't. 510 00:25:50,435 --> 00:25:54,046 So, you've uh, been with a lot of gay dudes, or... 511 00:25:54,047 --> 00:25:57,458 Well, like I said, the gays really like me. 512 00:25:57,459 --> 00:26:00,440 But for most of them, seeing a vag up close 513 00:26:00,441 --> 00:26:02,490 leaves them deeply traumatized. 514 00:26:03,141 --> 00:26:06,276 Yeah, I feel kind of into it. 515 00:26:06,277 --> 00:26:09,061 I think I get off on the power of being in control 516 00:26:09,062 --> 00:26:11,070 of another person's pleasure. 517 00:26:12,177 --> 00:26:13,613 That's kinda hot. 518 00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:21,438 Okay, ready? 519 00:26:21,439 --> 00:26:22,597 Huh? 520 00:26:22,598 --> 00:26:23,598 Come on, old man, let's go! 521 00:26:25,688 --> 00:26:26,688 Oops. 522 00:26:26,689 --> 00:26:27,819 Fuck. 523 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,280 Sorry. 524 00:26:33,517 --> 00:26:36,062 Aja, Aja, Aja, Aja, stop! 525 00:26:38,135 --> 00:26:39,875 Oh my God! Stop it! 526 00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:42,094 Aja, Aja! 527 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,326 What's going on here? 528 00:26:48,327 --> 00:26:50,973 Ulysses, I was just gonna come find you. 529 00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:53,584 Looks like our friend Ford had a little too much to drink. 530 00:26:53,585 --> 00:26:56,315 Get away from him. Get out! Leave now! 531 00:26:56,316 --> 00:26:58,785 - All right, all right. - Go, I'll take it from here. 532 00:26:58,786 --> 00:27:00,273 Oh, okay. 533 00:27:02,268 --> 00:27:05,013 - Hey! - Is everything okay? 534 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:08,980 Um, I... I'm not sure. Hey, buddy. 535 00:27:09,645 --> 00:27:10,957 Okay. 536 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,342 - Bud, are you... - See ya'. 537 00:27:12,343 --> 00:27:14,280 Okay? Are you okay? 538 00:27:16,413 --> 00:27:18,217 Dude, where are we going? 539 00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:19,505 We're leaving. 540 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:22,221 - What, already? - Yeah, the party is over. 541 00:27:22,222 --> 00:27:23,562 You suck. 542 00:27:23,563 --> 00:27:26,989 Just... just uh, just stay here, I'm gonna go find Carly. 543 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,097 Who's Carly? 544 00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:30,447 Just stay here. Don't move. 545 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,954 - All right. - You're... do you understand me? 546 00:27:31,955 --> 00:27:34,048 - Do not move. - Oh, okay, bossy. 547 00:27:40,606 --> 00:27:41,606 Hey. 548 00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:01,892 Oh, Jesus. 549 00:28:01,893 --> 00:28:06,222 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 37974

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