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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:13,732 --> 00:01:16,633 We moved here about a month ago. 3 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:19,227 My parents said it would be better... 4 00:01:19,304 --> 00:01:22,068 for me and my brother Eric. 5 00:01:22,141 --> 00:01:25,599 They always say that when they want something. 6 00:01:25,677 --> 00:01:28,077 Everything was different. 7 00:01:28,147 --> 00:01:30,445 All the streets had different names. 8 00:01:30,516 --> 00:01:33,451 All my friends were far away. 9 00:01:33,519 --> 00:01:35,510 I was miserable. 10 00:01:35,587 --> 00:01:38,385 I hated it... 11 00:01:38,457 --> 00:01:42,291 until I met my first friend-- Maurice. 12 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:46,854 I'll never, ever... 13 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,627 have a friend like him again. 14 00:02:40,152 --> 00:02:41,141 Damn it. I hate this. 15 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:43,688 You wanted a bigger house, a fixer-upper. 16 00:02:43,755 --> 00:02:45,586 I wanted something both of us could do together... 17 00:02:45,657 --> 00:02:46,817 and you're never here. 18 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:49,383 You think I like commuting two hours to a job I hate? 19 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,224 I thought things would be different here. 20 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,025 I thought we'd spend time together. 21 00:02:53,098 --> 00:02:54,565 You're the one who stopped working. 22 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,601 You think I like being a stranger to my kids? 23 00:02:56,668 --> 00:02:58,158 I don't know. 24 00:02:58,237 --> 00:02:59,636 Come on. I�m not a monster, I�m a man. 25 00:02:59,705 --> 00:03:01,570 I�m not sure there's a big difference. 26 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,971 Oh, great. Now I�m a monster. 27 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:06,204 Look, I just wish you'd be here when you're here. 28 00:03:30,469 --> 00:03:32,198 Hi. My name's Danya Haye... 29 00:03:32,271 --> 00:03:34,466 and welcome to Channel 98 cable access-- 30 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,235 All About Chicks. 31 00:03:36,308 --> 00:03:39,209 -Today my guest is Lovey. -Lonnie. 32 00:03:39,278 --> 00:03:40,302 Oh, sorry, Lonnie. Right. 33 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:42,540 So, Lonnie, tell me. Where are you from? 34 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:47,210 I�m from Fort Lauderdale, but I�m dying to go to L.A. 35 00:03:47,286 --> 00:03:50,915 Mommy! Mommy! 36 00:03:56,428 --> 00:03:58,259 Mommy! 37 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:00,890 Mommy, a monster! 38 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:02,866 A monster! Mommy, Mommy! 39 00:04:06,572 --> 00:04:08,164 Mom, a monster! 40 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,902 Honey, are you all right? 41 00:04:10,976 --> 00:04:14,002 OK. Now, the monster in your dream-- 42 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:15,637 I was wide awake! 43 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,012 Well, it was probably just your mommy snoring. 44 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,847 This is no joke, Dad! There was a real monster! 45 00:04:20,919 --> 00:04:21,886 Really? 46 00:04:21,954 --> 00:04:24,320 Honey, there's no such thing as monsters. 47 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,651 it ran in from the hall... 48 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,954 grabbed my ankle, and slid under my bed! 49 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:29,425 Under the bed? 50 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:32,555 Under the bed? 51 00:04:32,631 --> 00:04:34,656 Yeah. 52 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,360 No, Dad, don't! 53 00:04:42,274 --> 00:04:43,639 Yuck. 54 00:04:45,811 --> 00:04:46,743 No monsters. 55 00:04:46,812 --> 00:04:47,870 Sick. 56 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:50,039 I guess all the dust bunnies scared him away. 57 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:51,241 Bunny? 58 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:53,614 No, no. No bunnies, no monsters. 59 00:04:53,685 --> 00:04:55,050 There is nothing under your bed. 60 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,553 Now, why don't you just go to sleep, OK? 61 00:04:56,622 --> 00:04:58,283 Can I have the flashlight? 62 00:04:58,357 --> 00:05:00,450 Sure, honey. Would you get it? 63 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:05,224 Holly, I thought we-- I�ll get the... 64 00:05:05,297 --> 00:05:07,162 flashlight. 65 00:05:07,232 --> 00:05:09,666 OK. Come on, tuck up. 66 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:13,668 You know, I bet those monsters... 67 00:05:13,739 --> 00:05:15,730 are more afraid of you than you are of them. 68 00:05:15,807 --> 00:05:17,274 I know. 69 00:05:17,342 --> 00:05:19,435 Once you realize they don't exist... 70 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,069 poof. They disappear. 71 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:24,172 Now, that's a lot of power. 72 00:05:32,491 --> 00:05:33,685 Glen... 73 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,795 Don't burn up the batteries, OK? 74 00:05:40,866 --> 00:05:41,992 I won't. 75 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,329 Good night, sweetheart. 76 00:05:43,402 --> 00:05:44,334 All right, have a good sleep. 77 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:45,563 Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. 78 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,832 Good night, honey. 79 00:05:51,677 --> 00:05:53,508 You think he heard us? 80 00:05:53,578 --> 00:05:56,741 Of course he heard us. That's what scared him. 81 00:06:30,082 --> 00:06:31,811 Eric, did you take your vitamins? 82 00:06:31,883 --> 00:06:34,852 -Yes. -Good boy. 83 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,787 OK, no trading for Twinkies today. 84 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:42,520 Come on, Mom. I don't do that. 85 00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:49,528 Did you carry it over the lawn? 86 00:06:49,601 --> 00:06:51,125 -Good morning. -Hey, Mom. 87 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,363 Hi, honey. 88 00:06:52,437 --> 00:06:53,563 Hey, Eric. 89 00:06:53,638 --> 00:06:55,469 Hope whatever you watched on TV last night... 90 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,906 was worth your allowance and two weeks of TV. 91 00:06:59,444 --> 00:07:01,275 We found the sandwich, Brian. 92 00:07:02,781 --> 00:07:04,078 What sandwich? 93 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:05,776 Brian Arthur Stevenson... 94 00:07:05,851 --> 00:07:07,318 you are the only person in this family... 95 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,853 who eats peanut butter and onion sandwiches. 96 00:07:09,921 --> 00:07:11,479 You think every time you get caught... 97 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,990 you can just lie your way out of it? 98 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:18,128 Damn. Damn it! 99 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:19,493 The plumber's coming next week. 100 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:22,328 Great. I can leave him all these dishes. 101 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,892 Just keep telling yourself-- it's our dream house. 102 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:27,768 it�s our dream house. it�s our dream house. 103 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,781 You're dead, mister. 104 00:07:47,859 --> 00:07:51,727 -Hey, I didn't do anything. -Just like the sandwich? 105 00:07:51,797 --> 00:07:53,389 All right, all right. Fine. I admit it. 106 00:07:53,465 --> 00:07:57,094 I did have a sandwich, but I did not have any ice cream. 107 00:07:57,169 --> 00:07:59,797 Why do you always blame everything on me? 108 00:07:59,871 --> 00:08:02,362 Somebody put scuff marks on the door kicking them open... 109 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,806 and somebody puts gum under the table. 110 00:08:04,876 --> 00:08:07,003 Brian, you are old enough to know the difference... 111 00:08:07,078 --> 00:08:09,103 between right and wrong. 112 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:12,412 Why don't you start acting it? 113 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:13,917 Why don't you start acting it? 114 00:08:13,985 --> 00:08:15,247 Dad. 115 00:08:24,162 --> 00:08:26,187 Aw, look at it this way. 116 00:08:26,264 --> 00:08:28,198 They can only get better. 117 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:32,259 Great. Then can I stay home from school? 118 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,731 Are you sorry we moved? 119 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,173 I hate it here. 120 00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:40,541 Guess you miss your friends, huh? 121 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:43,672 Mom, it's killing me. 122 00:08:43,748 --> 00:08:45,716 You know, the realtor Mr. Coleman... 123 00:08:45,784 --> 00:08:46,773 he had a kid about your age. 124 00:08:46,852 --> 00:08:48,547 Ronnie Coleman's a toad. 125 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,451 Well, he seemed like a nice kid to me. 126 00:08:50,522 --> 00:08:54,822 Great. Then you can invite him over for milk and dead flies. 127 00:08:54,893 --> 00:08:57,327 I would, but your father ate 'em all. 128 00:09:04,803 --> 00:09:07,397 Brian! 129 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,010 My bike! You ran over it! 130 00:09:16,081 --> 00:09:17,742 My car. 131 00:09:17,816 --> 00:09:19,716 Whose fault is this, Brian? 132 00:09:19,784 --> 00:09:21,376 No way. 133 00:09:21,453 --> 00:09:23,853 I parked it right over there! Right there! 134 00:09:23,922 --> 00:09:25,355 Right, so before I got in the car... 135 00:09:25,423 --> 00:09:27,050 I went around and put the bike there myself? 136 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:29,992 Forget it, Charlie. First my shirt, now this. 137 00:09:30,061 --> 00:09:31,528 I�m fifteen minutes late here! 138 00:09:31,596 --> 00:09:33,291 What do you expect me to do with my bike? 139 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,060 Look at it. it�s destroyed. 140 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:37,693 Well, you're gonna have to learn to ride it like that. 141 00:09:37,769 --> 00:09:39,361 You're grounded for two weeks. 142 00:09:39,437 --> 00:09:42,201 No TV for three, and you can forget about your allowance... 143 00:09:42,274 --> 00:09:43,206 until that car is paid up. 144 00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:44,469 Glen, isn't that a little rough? 145 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,009 Holly, don't make me the villain here. 146 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:49,103 So, Dad, you mean to tell me that my bike is ruined... 147 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,477 and your car has a little dent in it-- 148 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,381 I�m being punished? That's not fair! 149 00:09:53,451 --> 00:09:55,783 Somebody put it there, Brian. 150 00:09:56,955 --> 00:09:58,946 And it didn't slime you. You sure? 151 00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:02,289 Sure, I�m sure. I think I�d know if I was slimed. 152 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,191 And it didn't go into the closet? 153 00:10:04,262 --> 00:10:06,787 You know, like, to rip something off? 154 00:10:06,865 --> 00:10:08,196 No. 155 00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:09,699 What about your desk? 156 00:10:09,768 --> 00:10:12,066 it didn't do your geography homework, did it? 157 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:15,766 Look, Todd, I never would've told you about this, but-- 158 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,273 OK, all right. 159 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:20,038 So, this is an exclusively under-the-bed phenomenon... 160 00:10:20,111 --> 00:10:21,339 we're dealing with here. 161 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:25,110 That's right-- exclusively under my bed. 162 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,754 it really was a monster. 163 00:10:30,822 --> 00:10:32,517 Really? What did it look like? 164 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,581 I don't know. 165 00:10:34,659 --> 00:10:36,058 -Hi, Kiersten. -Hi, Kiersten. 166 00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:38,721 Hi. 167 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:47,870 Slow down! 168 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,099 Eric, Toad. 169 00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:50,698 Why aren't you riding your bike? 170 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,538 What bike? Dad ran over it... 171 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,441 because you left it in the driveway. 172 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:57,811 No way. Your bike? No way! 173 00:10:57,882 --> 00:10:59,281 Look, I put it away. 174 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:03,117 Mom and Dad wouldn't touch it, so that only leaves you. 175 00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:06,282 I didn't touch your bike. I can hardly reach the pedals. 176 00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:09,122 All right, that's it. You lie to me, you starve. 177 00:11:09,194 --> 00:11:10,627 My lunch! 178 00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:12,788 You jerk! I didn't do anything! 179 00:11:12,864 --> 00:11:15,059 Oh, yeah, right. And what about that ice cream? 180 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,862 You snuck some ice cream last night, too, didn't you? 181 00:11:16,935 --> 00:11:18,994 Forget it. Don't blame it on me. 182 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,367 The monster. 183 00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:22,963 That's it. That's what it was doing. 184 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,770 There are no monsters. 185 00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,007 Who's Eric? 186 00:11:29,547 --> 00:11:33,984 Who's the Eric who threw his lunch at me? 187 00:11:34,052 --> 00:11:36,282 He did. 188 00:11:36,354 --> 00:11:38,447 You Eric? 189 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:42,220 You want this back? 190 00:11:43,428 --> 00:11:44,986 Sit down back there! 191 00:11:45,063 --> 00:11:47,623 Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 192 00:11:47,699 --> 00:11:49,360 Like Bigfoot. 193 00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:53,802 Maybe I will. 194 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,772 Get back in your seats... 195 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,244 or I�ll destroy every one of you! 196 00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,940 You're dead meat, Stevenson! 197 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,721 Stevenson! if it's the last thing I do today... 198 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,228 I�m gonna make you eat this shirt. 199 00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:19,228 Fight! Fight! 200 00:12:19,297 --> 00:12:23,791 Listen, Coleman, I�m surprised you haven't eaten it already. 201 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,063 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 202 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,807 it�s the principal! 203 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,968 Cool it, man! 204 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,511 Cool it, guys! 205 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,675 Break it up! Break it up! 206 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,843 What is going on here? 207 00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:42,910 Sir, I was just showing Brian... 208 00:12:42,987 --> 00:12:45,649 what he did to my shirt, and he pushed me away. 209 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,486 Come on-- 210 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,993 Stevenson, you're new here, aren't you? 211 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,255 Yes, sir. 212 00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:54,127 Well, I think we'd better have a little talk in my office. 213 00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:56,326 You have rules to learn. 214 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,663 Toodles, Bri. 215 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,182 There's enough power in here to light up Yankee Stadium. 216 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:24,217 -Already out on parole? -Very funny. 217 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,269 So, what's up, Miss Deveaux? 218 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,240 You really want to know, or are you just asking? 219 00:13:37,308 --> 00:13:39,299 I really want to know. 220 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,746 Disgusting. Your face may corrode the camera. 221 00:13:47,986 --> 00:13:49,044 This is cool. 222 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,088 Don't touch. it�s fragile. 223 00:13:51,156 --> 00:13:52,817 it�s a night blooming cactus. 224 00:13:52,891 --> 00:13:55,018 I want to see if artificial sunlight... 225 00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:56,822 changes its normal blooming pattern. 226 00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:59,090 I�m training it to bloom in the daytime. 227 00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:03,328 To be scientific, I document the results with Polaroids. 228 00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:08,395 Hey, you know what? 229 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:13,035 if you mounted the camera in one spot, like, upside-down... 230 00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:15,102 you could take a whole bunch of pictures... 231 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:18,877 and make them into, you know, like a movie. 232 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,280 Here, look. 233 00:14:24,856 --> 00:14:26,619 Like time-lapse photography. 234 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,953 That's great. 235 00:14:28,026 --> 00:14:30,551 Yeah, so I guess it's all set. 236 00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:32,289 Me and you will team up on the project. 237 00:14:32,363 --> 00:14:34,490 Forget it, Brian. I�ll end up doing all the work. 238 00:14:34,566 --> 00:14:36,966 No chance. Find somebody else to leech off of. 239 00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:40,266 Hey, all right. You know what? Think about it. Take your time. 240 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,805 You'll probably change your mind. 241 00:15:10,935 --> 00:15:13,836 Hey, if you say there's no monster... 242 00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:15,702 then switch rooms with me. 243 00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:16,705 What? 244 00:15:16,774 --> 00:15:18,173 Switch rooms with me. 245 00:15:18,243 --> 00:15:21,644 Yeah. You sleep in Eric's room, and he sleeps in your room. 246 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,511 You just want my room. 247 00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:28,018 I want you to prove me wrong. I dare you to switch rooms. 248 00:15:28,086 --> 00:15:30,748 -Double dare him. -Relax, Toad. 249 00:15:30,822 --> 00:15:33,313 I double dare you to switch rooms. 250 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,258 -Will you guys take a hike? -I�ll pay you. 251 00:15:37,629 --> 00:15:38,789 Hey, Toad. 252 00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:42,196 Brian, you gotta stay the whole night... 253 00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:44,030 and you gotta sleep with your legs... 254 00:15:44,102 --> 00:15:45,660 sticking out of the covers. 255 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,331 And you have to have the door closed. 256 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,203 Oh, God, please, stop. 257 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:53,176 I can't take it. You're frightening me. 258 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,575 Eric, Todd, it's time for bed. 259 00:15:56,180 --> 00:16:00,241 Hey, you guys, don't touch anything in my room. 260 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,351 Good night, Dad. 261 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,546 Good night, Mr. Stevenson. 262 00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:05,248 Good night. 263 00:16:06,491 --> 00:16:07,549 Hey, Dad. 264 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,320 Hey, Bri. 265 00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:12,652 You know, I think it's really nice of you... 266 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,391 to switch rooms with Eric like this. 267 00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:15,489 I�m proud of you. 268 00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:17,193 -Thanks. -Yeah. 269 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,395 Personally, I think you guys are both kind of nuts... 270 00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:22,462 about this monster thing... 271 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,531 but if you happen to see him tonight... 272 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,598 Yeah? 273 00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:28,339 Could you maybe get me some autographs? 274 00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:31,041 OK. Yes. OK, I�ll get you autographs! 275 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,419 So the girl's waiting for her roommate to get back. 276 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,613 She's getting real scared. 277 00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:41,181 Oh, yeah. The room is on the second floor. 278 00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:42,692 So she's waiting. 279 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,751 it�s probably the darkest night ever. 280 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:49,095 Suddenly from outside, she hears, ''Thump, thump. 281 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,032 ''Thump, thump.'' 282 00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:52,729 So she gets real brave. 283 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:56,296 She inches her way to the door, and she hears it again... 284 00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:58,638 ''Thump, thump. Thump, thump.'' 285 00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:01,201 So this girl is standing by the door... 286 00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:04,442 and the ''Thump, thump'' is getting louder and louder. 287 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:08,281 So she opens the door, screams... 288 00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:09,877 but nothing will come out. 289 00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:13,253 She looks out terrified as her roommate comes up the stairs-- 290 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,554 only the ax man cut off all her arms and legs. 291 00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:18,459 She's dragging herself up by her chin. 292 00:17:18,529 --> 00:17:21,362 ''Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump.'' 293 00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:24,299 Phenomenally incredible, huh? 294 00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:27,463 it really happened? 295 00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:28,800 I�m deadly serious, man. 296 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,397 My brother Freddie told me it happened... 297 00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:31,669 to a friend of a friend... 298 00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:34,007 of a distant cousin of a cousin of ours. 299 00:19:08,072 --> 00:19:09,471 Hey, Brian. 300 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,440 Hey, Brian, you OK? 301 00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:14,740 Looks like you got two weird phenomenons in your house-- 302 00:19:14,812 --> 00:19:17,713 a monster and a giant chicken. 303 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,773 Double or nothing. 304 00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:44,298 May I be excused? 305 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,309 Yes. 306 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,796 Eric wanted you to have this. 307 00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:14,598 Hi, Mom. 308 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,299 Hi. 309 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:20,239 Brian, are you all right? 310 00:20:20,311 --> 00:20:22,802 Fine, Mom. Never felt better. 311 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:27,442 Well, then what are you doing in bed at 9:15 at night? 312 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:30,510 School, Mom. it�s a big day ahead of me. 313 00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:32,385 Big, big day. 314 00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:35,914 Sounds nice, Brian, but why don't I believe you? 315 00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:37,824 it�s the new me. 316 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:42,595 OK. Well, I guess I�ll see the brand new... 317 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:45,830 all new you in the morning. 318 00:20:49,774 --> 00:20:50,934 Mom? 319 00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:55,707 I love you. 320 00:20:57,748 --> 00:20:59,682 I love you, too, honey. 321 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,581 -Good night. -Good night. 322 00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:11,942 Yeah. 323 00:23:44,682 --> 00:23:49,312 Dad! A monster. 324 00:23:53,524 --> 00:23:55,355 What are you doing, Brian? 325 00:23:55,426 --> 00:23:57,917 What the hell is going-- look at this mess. 326 00:23:57,995 --> 00:24:00,020 What the hell am I stepping in? Doritos? Jesus. 327 00:24:00,097 --> 00:24:01,325 I�ll clean them up. 328 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,696 You're damn right, you will. Get back in that bed, mister. 329 00:24:03,768 --> 00:24:05,429 Dad, wait a minute. 330 00:24:05,503 --> 00:24:08,267 There was a monster here. You gotta believe me. 331 00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:10,204 A monster? Brian, it's a pile of clothes. 332 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:12,401 You're wrestling a pile of clothes. 333 00:24:12,476 --> 00:24:14,239 What's so funny? 334 00:24:14,311 --> 00:24:16,176 After you finish cleaning this room tomorrow... 335 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:19,410 you're gonna clean out the garage. 336 00:24:19,483 --> 00:24:21,417 And after the garage, you're gonna cut the hedges. 337 00:24:21,485 --> 00:24:22,782 But it wasn't my fault. 338 00:24:22,853 --> 00:24:24,616 After the hedges, you're gonna mow the lawn. 339 00:24:24,688 --> 00:24:27,282 -it wasn't my fault. -Good night. 340 00:25:58,716 --> 00:26:00,206 Boo. 341 00:26:00,284 --> 00:26:02,684 Keep an eye out for monsters. 342 00:26:06,056 --> 00:26:07,717 I�ll scream. 343 00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:09,622 Scream? Good idea. You know what? 344 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,126 You scream, your dad's gonna come in here... 345 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,425 with a 1 2-gauge shotgun, blow your head off. 346 00:26:13,497 --> 00:26:15,761 Actually, I�ll scream. 347 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:17,164 Shut up! 348 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:21,598 Great. 349 00:26:21,672 --> 00:26:23,264 Actually, your dad's gonna come in here... 350 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:24,773 and find Dorito puke all over the floor. 351 00:26:24,842 --> 00:26:26,104 What's he gonna say? 352 00:26:26,176 --> 00:26:29,168 Wow! Baseball cards. I love baseball cards. 353 00:26:29,246 --> 00:26:31,009 Got him, got him, need him, got him. 354 00:26:31,081 --> 00:26:32,446 Got him, got him, need him, got him. 355 00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:38,581 A football. 356 00:26:38,656 --> 00:26:40,317 He goes down the 25-yard line... 357 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,825 the 50-yard line, the 40-yard line. 358 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:46,385 Stevenson, go for the long bomb! 359 00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:49,557 Light! The sun! 360 00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,533 Let me go, let me go! 361 00:27:15,826 --> 00:27:17,623 OK. Horns. 362 00:27:17,695 --> 00:27:19,754 Great. Great. 363 00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:21,923 Now nobody's gonna recognize me. 364 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,099 I got to get under the bed. I got to go. 365 00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:27,694 No! 366 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,371 What's happening? 367 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:32,704 I got to get back. I got to go. 368 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,937 I got to go. I got-- 369 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,978 What's going on? 370 00:27:38,048 --> 00:27:40,243 Bacon and eggs, kid. What do you want... 371 00:27:40,317 --> 00:27:43,411 sunny side up or over easy? 372 00:27:44,822 --> 00:27:46,084 You're dying. 373 00:27:51,996 --> 00:27:54,021 it�s the sunlight, isn't it? 374 00:27:57,401 --> 00:28:00,461 First it disfigures you, then it kills you. 375 00:28:00,537 --> 00:28:04,803 Nah. You're mixing me up with that pansy with the red cape. 376 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:08,034 Please... 377 00:28:09,413 --> 00:28:14,009 I have to get under the bed... 378 00:28:14,084 --> 00:28:18,646 before the sun totally rises. 379 00:28:18,722 --> 00:28:21,919 No way. You wrecked my bike. 380 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:24,859 You've been pulling stuff, trying to get me in trouble. 381 00:28:24,928 --> 00:28:26,691 Brian... 382 00:28:26,764 --> 00:28:30,256 Brian, please. 383 00:28:51,455 --> 00:28:52,717 Damn. 384 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:31,360 Hey, bud, the name's Maurice, and I�ll catch you later! 385 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:52,014 This is ridiculous. I want my remote. 386 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,242 Where the hell is it? 387 00:29:53,317 --> 00:29:56,775 How am I supposed to watch TV without the remote? 388 00:29:56,854 --> 00:30:00,017 Have you by any chance seen a piece of sandpaper... 389 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:02,422 or a paintbrush around here the last few days? 390 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,928 Yeah, sure, there was one. 391 00:30:12,002 --> 00:30:14,061 But there are no more, right? 392 00:30:14,138 --> 00:30:16,732 Right. Your room is monster-free... 393 00:30:16,807 --> 00:30:20,299 so I�ll be taking my master suite back tonight. 394 00:30:25,315 --> 00:30:28,580 Brian! Eric! 395 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:34,049 Hey, Bri, Eric, have you guys seen the remote thing? 396 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,718 I got the Celtics, the Sox, the Masters are on. 397 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:40,251 I can't switch it without the remote. 398 00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:42,594 I didn't take it, Dad. 399 00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,793 Well, then where-- 400 00:30:44,868 --> 00:30:47,860 God damn this house. 401 00:31:07,724 --> 00:31:10,284 Mom, a monster! 402 00:31:13,363 --> 00:31:17,356 Hey, why did you change rooms with that wiffle ball? 403 00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:21,302 He's gonna have a heart attack by the time he's ten. 404 00:31:24,575 --> 00:31:25,974 I get it. 405 00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:27,476 All right, so, like... 406 00:31:27,544 --> 00:31:30,104 when it gets darker, your eyeballs get bigger... 407 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,273 but then when the lights go on, you turn into clothes. 408 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:35,716 Brilliant, Bri, just brilliant. 409 00:31:35,786 --> 00:31:37,549 You must be in, what, at least grade two. 410 00:31:37,621 --> 00:31:38,815 Six. 411 00:31:38,889 --> 00:31:41,790 A worldly scholar. Super. I love it. 412 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,759 How about lighting a candle? These lights are painful, man. 413 00:31:44,828 --> 00:31:46,887 No way. I have enough problems... 414 00:31:46,964 --> 00:31:48,989 without you running around getting me into more. 415 00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:51,034 You got your stupid remote control back. 416 00:31:51,101 --> 00:31:52,534 Now turn off the lights. 417 00:31:56,173 --> 00:31:57,970 Hey, what about the batteries? 418 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,669 I ate them for breakfast. I�d give 'em to you right now... 419 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,769 but double ''A'' batteries constipate me, OK? 420 00:32:02,846 --> 00:32:04,006 Maybe a little later. 421 00:32:04,081 --> 00:32:06,777 That's gross. Hey, and what about my bike? 422 00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:08,283 I�ll get you a new bike. 423 00:32:08,352 --> 00:32:11,753 Just get me out of these clothes! 424 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:16,926 Honest, I�m burning up. My inseams are on fire! 425 00:32:16,994 --> 00:32:21,431 All right, but any funny moves, and you're clothes. 426 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:37,337 Grazie, boy, grazie. You're a pretty sharp kid. 427 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:40,975 You're ugly, but you're sharp. 428 00:32:41,051 --> 00:32:42,814 Wait. Let me get it. 429 00:32:44,988 --> 00:32:49,049 You know, I thought it was something good, but it's snot. 430 00:32:49,126 --> 00:32:52,892 I�ve been in this business well over 200 years... 431 00:32:52,963 --> 00:32:55,761 and I�ve never been trapped once. 432 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,401 -How old are you? -Eleven. 433 00:32:59,469 --> 00:33:01,869 And I ain't getting any prettier. 434 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,806 Hey, dude. Come here, bud. You don't know it yet... 435 00:33:05,876 --> 00:33:08,401 but tonight is your lucky night. 436 00:33:08,478 --> 00:33:10,412 -What do you mean? -I mean-- 437 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,381 I know, I know. You're gonna grant me three wishes, right? 438 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:20,253 Wishes? Wishes are bush league leprechaun, pal. 439 00:33:20,324 --> 00:33:22,622 I�m a monster, OK? Look, listen to this. 440 00:33:22,693 --> 00:33:26,459 I�m a monster, and monsters don't do wishes. 441 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:28,464 Then what do monsters do? 442 00:33:28,532 --> 00:33:29,692 Good question. 443 00:33:29,766 --> 00:33:34,999 I have the time of my life. 444 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:44,003 How do you do that? 445 00:33:44,081 --> 00:33:45,548 it�s magic, chump. it is. 446 00:33:45,615 --> 00:33:47,674 You just gotta be handsome and gorgeous like me... 447 00:33:47,751 --> 00:33:52,245 or have somebody handsome and gorgeous like me show you how. 448 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:54,847 Brian Stevenson, come on down! 449 00:33:54,925 --> 00:33:56,085 I can't. 450 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,152 Can't? I hate that word. 451 00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:03,825 That word's like caca to me. No. Can't. Can't. 452 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:04,958 You can't jam a basketball. 453 00:34:05,035 --> 00:34:07,799 You can't have a hand grenade go off in your lap and survive. 454 00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:09,498 Those things you can't do... 455 00:34:09,573 --> 00:34:13,634 but you can take a walk on the wild side. 456 00:34:13,710 --> 00:34:16,702 Well, look. Even if I do go... 457 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:18,407 how do I know I�m gonna be able to come back? 458 00:34:18,482 --> 00:34:19,676 Listen to me. 459 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,810 What goes on down there is every kid's fantasy. 460 00:34:25,622 --> 00:34:27,453 imagine, if you will... 461 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,719 imagine a world solely of kids-- 462 00:34:29,793 --> 00:34:32,728 kids that just want to have fun. 463 00:34:32,796 --> 00:34:34,491 And make trouble. 464 00:34:34,564 --> 00:34:38,091 Trouble? Trouble is our code of honor. 465 00:34:38,168 --> 00:34:41,501 it�s our blood, our life support system. 466 00:34:41,571 --> 00:34:45,507 it�s our raison d'etre. That's French. 467 00:34:45,575 --> 00:34:49,033 -Do they all look like you? -Only the good-looking ones. 468 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,346 Think of it, Bri. No teachers, no rules, no homework. 469 00:34:54,418 --> 00:34:58,980 No parents. You hear me, boy? I said no parents. 470 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,023 Man, that alone is worth all the money in the world. 471 00:35:01,091 --> 00:35:03,787 it�s about leaving your clothes wherever you want to leave them. 472 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,828 it�s about never having to clean up after you eat. 473 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,228 it�s about never worrying about being on time. 474 00:35:08,298 --> 00:35:10,493 it�s about staying up late... 475 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,058 watching whatever it is you want to watch on TV. 476 00:35:13,136 --> 00:35:15,764 You want to watch Letterman? The Playboy Channel? 477 00:35:15,839 --> 00:35:18,637 it�s about nailing somebody that bugs you... 478 00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:20,676 in a way that you never dreamed possible. 479 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,769 What's that? 480 00:35:22,846 --> 00:35:25,280 it�s about total, 100%, unadulterated... 481 00:35:25,348 --> 00:35:28,340 ''where's the beef'' anarchy! 482 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:32,081 Brian, it's about freedom. 483 00:35:33,523 --> 00:35:37,152 Freedom to live life... 484 00:35:37,227 --> 00:35:42,096 the way the creators of this planet intended. 485 00:35:42,165 --> 00:35:44,963 Man, that sounds great. 486 00:35:45,035 --> 00:35:46,969 What do you say, bud? You ready? 487 00:35:47,037 --> 00:35:49,801 Maurice, I was born ready. 488 00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:54,374 But first I�m gonna need some insurance. 489 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:57,345 Whoa, there, thunder. No, no, no. 490 00:35:57,414 --> 00:36:00,679 Candles, matches, even something festive like this... 491 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,310 this would be nice, but absolutely nada. 492 00:36:03,386 --> 00:36:05,354 No bright light, OK, bud? 493 00:36:05,422 --> 00:36:07,788 All right! if you want to take it. 494 00:36:07,858 --> 00:36:09,985 But I�m telling you, you got to hide it, OK? 495 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,755 -Sure. OK. -Sure. Come on. 496 00:36:14,564 --> 00:36:17,055 Maurice! 497 00:36:28,178 --> 00:36:29,611 Hey, bud. 498 00:36:31,715 --> 00:36:33,410 What is this place? 499 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,418 I thought the dining room was under Eric's room. 500 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:39,182 Well, we're not in Kansas anymore, buddy. 501 00:36:39,256 --> 00:36:41,850 Come on, take a look at this. 502 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,920 Take a gander, Bri. 503 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,486 Ain't it amazing? 504 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:02,243 Yo, Brian, move 'em out. 505 00:37:02,312 --> 00:37:03,438 We're burning night light, pard. 506 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:06,448 Come on, come on, come on. 507 00:37:08,451 --> 00:37:10,180 Hey, Maurice, like the horns. 508 00:37:10,253 --> 00:37:12,050 Sid! 509 00:37:12,122 --> 00:37:14,283 I never forget a face. 510 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,551 it�s the other one I can't remember. 511 00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:18,219 Get out of here, bud. 512 00:37:18,295 --> 00:37:19,387 -Did not! -Did, too! 513 00:37:19,462 --> 00:37:21,692 -Did not! -Did, too! 514 00:37:21,765 --> 00:37:24,256 Hey, Al, Grizbit, this is my new bud. 515 00:37:24,334 --> 00:37:26,359 -Hi, Bud. -Hi. The name's Brian. 516 00:37:26,436 --> 00:37:27,403 Hi, Brian. 517 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:28,459 -Bud. -Brian. 518 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:29,470 -Bud! -Brian! 519 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,803 -Bud! -Brian! 520 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,901 Wait a second. What are all these stairs and ladders for? 521 00:37:34,978 --> 00:37:38,175 Good question, bud. Every one of these staircases... 522 00:37:38,248 --> 00:37:40,682 leads to some poor soul's bedroom. 523 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:42,809 it�s like-- let me put this simply. 524 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:47,152 it�s a veritable cornucopia of mischief. 525 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,155 Hi, Maurice. 526 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,749 Hey, come here. What's that on your shirt? 527 00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:51,953 Where? 528 00:37:52,028 --> 00:37:54,724 Get out of here. Let me show you around. 529 00:37:56,466 --> 00:37:58,366 Let me show you straight. 530 00:37:58,435 --> 00:37:59,697 Don't do it. I have to do it. 531 00:37:59,769 --> 00:38:01,236 Don't do it. Nobody likes you. 532 00:38:01,304 --> 00:38:03,272 Good-bye, cruel world! 533 00:38:05,141 --> 00:38:07,006 Gomer, Brian, Brian, Gomer. 534 00:38:08,211 --> 00:38:11,476 Trick or treat, smell my feet. 535 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,685 You're gonna love this place. 536 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:18,914 -What? -All right. 537 00:38:18,989 --> 00:38:20,581 The magic word. 538 00:38:20,657 --> 00:38:22,352 I forget the magic word. it�s-- 539 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,949 Think, think, think. 540 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,354 That's it. 541 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,920 Come on, bud. 542 00:38:28,999 --> 00:38:30,557 How you doing? 543 00:38:32,502 --> 00:38:35,198 Rock and roll! 544 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:37,398 Dance with me, baby. 545 00:38:37,474 --> 00:38:39,908 One, two, cha, cha, cha. 546 00:38:39,976 --> 00:38:41,136 One, two... 547 00:38:52,389 --> 00:38:54,482 isn�t this neat, Bri? 548 00:38:56,526 --> 00:38:57,458 Free ball! Free ball! 549 00:38:57,527 --> 00:39:00,826 Hey, what are you doing? You're going to tilt it. 550 00:39:00,897 --> 00:39:02,762 I know that face. 551 00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:07,627 Kiddo, baby, honey, bubby, open your eyes. 552 00:39:07,704 --> 00:39:12,107 Don't you know down here there's no such thing as tilt? 553 00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:24,781 This is my favorite place on the whole planet. 554 00:39:24,854 --> 00:39:27,288 Every craving you've ever craved... 555 00:39:27,357 --> 00:39:30,690 every flavor you've ever flaved. 556 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,161 And the best part is, you don't see any parents... 557 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:36,289 telling the kids what they can't eat, do you? 558 00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:37,424 No. 559 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,161 -Do you? -No! 560 00:39:43,873 --> 00:39:46,341 Za. I love Za. 561 00:39:46,409 --> 00:39:49,003 Cake. 562 00:39:49,079 --> 00:39:50,341 For later. 563 00:39:50,413 --> 00:39:52,142 Laces tied together. 564 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,807 Hey, somebody wants you over there. 565 00:39:53,883 --> 00:39:55,111 What? 566 00:39:57,253 --> 00:39:59,187 -Hey, who hit me? -Hey, don't fight. 567 00:39:59,255 --> 00:40:02,224 Look, somebody dropped a quarter. 568 00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:04,283 -Whose is it? -Don't know. 569 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,292 Here, let me give you a hand with those. 570 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,488 Oh, yeah, me, too. Here. 571 00:40:07,564 --> 00:40:09,657 Hey, Maurice. 572 00:40:09,733 --> 00:40:12,293 -Hey, Schmoog. -Who's the drip? 573 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,596 Hey, ease off, bud. 574 00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:16,434 This young man, he saved me from a fatal case of sunburn... 575 00:40:16,506 --> 00:40:19,339 so I decided to give him the grand tour. 576 00:40:19,409 --> 00:40:22,139 Oh, very well. 577 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:24,510 -You got a brat in Cleveland... -A brat in Cleveland. 578 00:40:24,581 --> 00:40:26,572 -an imp in Atlanta... -An imp in Atlanta. 579 00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:28,844 -And a twerp in Boston. -And a twerp in-- 580 00:40:28,918 --> 00:40:31,386 And a dweeb giving me all this. 581 00:40:31,454 --> 00:40:36,482 Raise hell tonight and show him how it's done. 582 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,992 I will. 583 00:40:39,662 --> 00:40:41,653 Wait a second. You're not gonna tell me... 584 00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:44,859 there's an airport in this place, are you? 585 00:40:44,934 --> 00:40:46,834 Brian. Come on. Does it look like... 586 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:49,098 these hunchbacks can handle a plane? 587 00:40:49,172 --> 00:40:51,766 it�s magic. 588 00:40:51,841 --> 00:40:53,069 That was pretty neat, huh? 589 00:40:53,143 --> 00:40:56,601 You see, down here, distance is like time. 590 00:40:56,679 --> 00:40:58,544 And time is like... 591 00:40:58,615 --> 00:41:01,413 it's like polyester with an acrylon blend. 592 00:41:06,055 --> 00:41:08,615 Sorry, bud. 593 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:13,160 Wait a second. This is somebody else's house. 594 00:41:13,229 --> 00:41:15,459 No...duh! 595 00:41:15,532 --> 00:41:17,500 Where'd you park the squad car, Dick Tracy? 596 00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:19,159 Come on. 597 00:41:21,004 --> 00:41:23,370 Hey, chill out, babe, OK? 598 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:26,237 I mean, you're quick. That's a good instinct... 599 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:29,972 but it's a little primitive, huh? 600 00:41:33,716 --> 00:41:36,241 Not now, Harold. 601 00:41:40,990 --> 00:41:42,617 isn�t he sweet? 602 00:41:42,692 --> 00:41:45,422 I bet you he's dreaming about puppies... 603 00:41:45,495 --> 00:41:49,261 and his favorite baseball player. 604 00:41:49,332 --> 00:41:52,495 Yeah. Well, not for long. 605 00:42:08,585 --> 00:42:10,519 -Yellow. -Yellow. 606 00:42:10,587 --> 00:42:11,781 Yellow. 607 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:13,846 -Blue. -Blue. 608 00:42:13,923 --> 00:42:14,912 -Blue. -Blue. 609 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,131 Chocolate. 610 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,827 Never above 3'6''. 611 00:42:58,902 --> 00:43:00,096 3'6''? 612 00:43:01,671 --> 00:43:03,866 -Always against white. -Yeah. 613 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,137 You know, Bri, we live in a world... 614 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,774 dedicated to wreaking hell on an entire nation of kids. 615 00:43:15,318 --> 00:43:17,286 Hey, they're not that bad. 616 00:43:17,353 --> 00:43:19,913 We're the reason kids get locked in their rooms. 617 00:43:19,989 --> 00:43:22,287 We're the reason brothers hate their sisters. 618 00:43:22,358 --> 00:43:28,456 We're also the reason parents send their kids back to camp. 619 00:43:28,531 --> 00:43:31,830 I love it. I�m alive! 620 00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:34,927 Maurice, is there any way I can make a special stop? 621 00:43:35,004 --> 00:43:36,972 I want to check somebody out. 622 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,443 You're too good. You're just too damn good. 623 00:43:45,515 --> 00:43:47,676 Something stinks. 624 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:54,586 Look at Ronnie Coleman with his little teddy bear. 625 00:43:54,657 --> 00:43:57,854 And his thumb. This is classic. 626 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,622 What's this? 627 00:43:59,696 --> 00:44:01,721 -Ronnie's sandwich. -Ronnie's sandwich. 628 00:44:01,798 --> 00:44:03,356 Yeah. All right. 629 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,333 -What flavor? -What is it? 630 00:44:06,035 --> 00:44:06,967 Tuna fish. 631 00:44:07,036 --> 00:44:08,867 That stinks. 632 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,428 Cat food. 633 00:44:19,315 --> 00:44:21,215 -And then some tuna. -Perfect! 634 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,548 And then bake it in the oven. 635 00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:26,986 -Wrap it nicely. -350 degrees. 636 00:44:27,056 --> 00:44:30,150 OK. All right. Ready? 637 00:44:30,226 --> 00:44:33,286 Turn it face up. No one will ever notice. 638 00:44:34,897 --> 00:44:36,330 What? What? 639 00:44:36,399 --> 00:44:37,366 Apple juice. 640 00:44:37,433 --> 00:44:38,661 -Hold this. -So what? Yeah? 641 00:44:38,735 --> 00:44:41,169 What? 642 00:44:41,237 --> 00:44:42,169 You're drinking it? 643 00:44:42,238 --> 00:44:45,969 Maurice, that's disgusting. 644 00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:48,341 What is that all about? 645 00:44:53,850 --> 00:44:55,784 And good for you, too. 646 00:44:55,852 --> 00:44:57,786 What are you doing? 647 00:44:57,854 --> 00:44:59,412 All right, Maurice! 648 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:02,856 That's great! All right. Yes. 649 00:45:02,925 --> 00:45:04,187 Oh, yeah. 650 00:45:05,962 --> 00:45:08,055 Yes. 651 00:45:08,131 --> 00:45:10,463 Oh, boy, what'd you eat today, man? 652 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:13,661 -Ronnie is gonna be pissed. -No kidding. 653 00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:29,614 I feel like I have been on vacation for a week. 654 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,846 Bud. 655 00:45:31,921 --> 00:45:33,616 Oh, no. 656 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:37,352 My dad's getting up in ten minutes. 657 00:45:37,427 --> 00:45:40,919 That means the sun comes up in five. 658 00:45:42,465 --> 00:45:44,399 OK, bud. 659 00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:51,168 I can't bear to see anybody go up there without protection. 660 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,037 Those UVs can be pretty dangerous... 661 00:45:53,109 --> 00:45:56,203 -if you know what I mean. -Thanks. 662 00:45:56,279 --> 00:45:58,372 Yeah. Visiting hours are over at dawn... 663 00:45:58,448 --> 00:46:00,416 so unless you want a new residence... 664 00:46:00,483 --> 00:46:03,816 or a set of horns, we'd better book, bud, OK? 665 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:08,619 I suppose you're going to tell me your sister did this? 666 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,326 I�m innocent! I�m innocent! I�ll take a lie detector test! 667 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,865 if you didn't do it, who did?! 668 00:46:16,933 --> 00:46:18,594 I don't know! 669 00:46:18,668 --> 00:46:21,102 Peter! 670 00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:23,263 it�s because I�m working, isn't it? 671 00:46:23,339 --> 00:46:26,365 Son, doll hair never grows back! 672 00:46:26,442 --> 00:46:30,105 What made you think the cat needed a shave? 673 00:46:30,179 --> 00:46:32,579 Do you want to go to military school?! 674 00:46:32,648 --> 00:46:36,607 Good morning, Mr. Stevenson! 675 00:46:50,733 --> 00:46:52,257 Move it. 676 00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:04,239 Hey, what's with the glasses, Rip Van Winkle? 677 00:47:04,313 --> 00:47:05,644 I had a late night. 678 00:47:05,715 --> 00:47:09,082 I bet you were up real late working on your science project. 679 00:47:09,152 --> 00:47:11,450 Actually, I never thought of it that way. 680 00:47:11,521 --> 00:47:13,546 Well, mine's all finished. 681 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,818 Great! 682 00:47:32,375 --> 00:47:36,903 Piss! Who put piss in my apple juice? 683 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,311 -Gross! -Yes! 684 00:47:39,382 --> 00:47:40,906 Yes! All right! 685 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:44,510 He spit piss on the principal! 686 00:48:24,727 --> 00:48:26,820 Maurice! 687 00:48:26,896 --> 00:48:29,194 A natural! 688 00:48:29,265 --> 00:48:30,732 A no holds barred, dyed in the wool... 689 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,734 no assembly required natural. 690 00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:37,332 -What? -What? What do you think? 691 00:48:37,406 --> 00:48:40,603 Jeez, I thought I was quick, but you, Scooby Doo... 692 00:48:40,676 --> 00:48:43,236 you're already moving through the shadows. 693 00:48:43,312 --> 00:48:44,506 No, I�m not. 694 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:45,604 -No, you're not. -No. 695 00:48:45,681 --> 00:48:47,273 -No? -You pulled me through. 696 00:48:47,350 --> 00:48:50,842 Get out of town. Fine, fine, fine. 697 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,353 Don't believe me... 698 00:48:52,421 --> 00:48:55,254 but I�m telling you one thing, buddy boy. 699 00:48:55,324 --> 00:48:57,315 it was a lot easier... 700 00:48:57,393 --> 00:49:00,556 pulling you through tonight than it was last night. 701 00:49:06,435 --> 00:49:08,562 Maurice, why'd you do that? 702 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,234 Nice ass. 703 00:49:15,011 --> 00:49:16,569 I�m good in twister, too. 704 00:49:18,814 --> 00:49:21,647 Not even my mother sees me in my boxer shorts! 705 00:49:21,717 --> 00:49:23,309 Well, did you ever see her in hers? 706 00:49:23,386 --> 00:49:25,820 Say, Bri... 707 00:49:25,888 --> 00:49:29,153 don't you have any cheese in your life, bud? 708 00:49:29,225 --> 00:49:31,557 Cheese? What kind? 709 00:49:31,627 --> 00:49:34,255 -Mademoiselles. -What? 710 00:49:34,330 --> 00:49:38,164 Squeeze, tomatoes, broads, chicks... 711 00:49:38,234 --> 00:49:40,464 girls. I said girls. 712 00:49:40,536 --> 00:49:42,868 Don't you have anybody else in your life besides your mother... 713 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:45,771 who wears an over the shoulder boulder holder? 714 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,977 I think your babe just barked. 715 00:50:00,523 --> 00:50:03,924 So, what's this Kiersten dame like? 716 00:50:03,993 --> 00:50:08,953 Personally, I�m a wart and mole kind of guy. 717 00:50:09,031 --> 00:50:11,659 Hey, I�m talking to you. 718 00:50:11,734 --> 00:50:16,501 Well, she's pretty neat, but she's a girl. 719 00:50:16,572 --> 00:50:17,937 You know, real smart-- 720 00:50:18,007 --> 00:50:20,635 always knows the answer, always raises her hand. 721 00:50:20,710 --> 00:50:23,372 -Always has her homework done? -Exactly. 722 00:50:24,413 --> 00:50:28,315 I amaze me. OK, Gumby, Showtime. 723 00:50:31,554 --> 00:50:32,816 I don't believe it. 724 00:50:32,888 --> 00:50:36,415 She likes me. I thought she hated me. 725 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,357 Why would anybody hate you, Bri? 726 00:50:38,427 --> 00:50:41,089 All you are is ugly. Hey, Brian... 727 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:42,425 I want you to meet a couple friends of mine. 728 00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:44,022 This is Barbie, and this is Midge. 729 00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,933 These chicks are so close to my heart. 730 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:49,527 No, no. it�s just that ever since we moved here... 731 00:50:49,605 --> 00:50:52,597 I haven't really been able to make friends, other than you. 732 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:54,609 And I never thought anybody really cared... 733 00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:55,769 least of all Kiersten. 734 00:50:55,845 --> 00:50:59,781 Oh, Brian, everybody cares. 735 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:01,942 it�s just that certain people... 736 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,314 have a different way of showing it. 737 00:51:03,386 --> 00:51:07,413 Some people are more giving than other people, right? 738 00:51:09,792 --> 00:51:11,089 There you go, bud. Enjoy yourself. 739 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,152 Thank you. Thank you very much. I�ll keep this. 740 00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:15,891 Hey, look at her flip book. 741 00:51:15,965 --> 00:51:18,593 isn�t this neat? I can't believe it. 742 00:51:25,941 --> 00:51:28,432 You know, I thought of this. I gave her the idea. 743 00:51:35,351 --> 00:51:37,717 Man's best friend. 744 00:51:37,787 --> 00:51:41,848 His right hand. 745 00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:44,552 Good boy. 746 00:51:54,637 --> 00:51:56,036 Fine. I won't see you anymore. 747 00:51:56,105 --> 00:51:58,096 I�ll just sleep in the office and send you the check. 748 00:51:58,174 --> 00:51:59,573 I wouldn't notice the difference. 749 00:51:59,642 --> 00:52:01,200 That's all you want from me-- my paycheck. 750 00:52:01,277 --> 00:52:04,303 That's not all I want from you. That's all I get. 751 00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:05,904 I don't know what you're talking about. 752 00:52:05,981 --> 00:52:08,541 Mr. ''I�ve got a headache.'' We don't even need a door. 753 00:52:08,617 --> 00:52:11,950 Fine, fine. We won't fight anymore. 754 00:52:12,021 --> 00:52:13,579 Take away the fighting, there's nothing left... 755 00:52:13,656 --> 00:52:14,953 of our marriage at all. 756 00:52:15,024 --> 00:52:16,389 Keep your voice down. The kids can hear. 757 00:52:16,459 --> 00:52:17,756 Brian? 758 00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:20,261 Now you care about the kids. 759 00:52:25,835 --> 00:52:27,666 Brian? 760 00:52:27,736 --> 00:52:30,296 Can I have a flashlight? 761 00:52:44,653 --> 00:52:45,984 Oh, shit! 762 00:52:47,523 --> 00:52:51,220 it�s Snik! it�s Snik! 763 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:53,761 Run, run, run! Let's get out of here! 764 00:52:54,763 --> 00:52:57,254 Arnie, Arnie, Arnie. 765 00:52:57,333 --> 00:53:02,930 Arnie. You know, Boy gets what he wants. 766 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,404 When he asks you for a favor... 767 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:06,907 you should take that as a compliment. 768 00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,375 But I tried. 769 00:53:08,444 --> 00:53:10,275 You gotta believe me, Snik. I tried. 770 00:53:10,346 --> 00:53:13,645 Oh, you tried, did you, Arnold? 771 00:53:13,716 --> 00:53:15,513 Well, you didn't try hard enough! 772 00:53:15,584 --> 00:53:17,609 My knees, they hurt! 773 00:53:17,686 --> 00:53:18,948 Oh, your knees hurt? 774 00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:20,648 Well, that's not all that's gonna hurt, Arnold. 775 00:53:20,723 --> 00:53:23,157 You know why? Because I�m gonna take my big thumb... 776 00:53:23,225 --> 00:53:26,626 and jam it in your eye! Then I�m gonna take my finger... 777 00:53:26,695 --> 00:53:27,889 and put it in the corner of your mouth... 778 00:53:27,963 --> 00:53:29,487 and I�m gonna rip the corner of your mouth out! 779 00:53:29,565 --> 00:53:32,693 That's good for a laugh, isn't it? 780 00:53:32,768 --> 00:53:35,328 You're scared of me, aren't you, Arnold? 781 00:53:35,404 --> 00:53:37,235 I like that. 782 00:53:40,809 --> 00:53:44,575 I love that. 783 00:53:44,647 --> 00:53:47,343 But you know what I like even more than that, Arnold? 784 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:53,321 I like taking my two big black leather gloved hands... 785 00:53:53,389 --> 00:53:56,950 and grabbing your head and tearing it off! 786 00:54:02,731 --> 00:54:04,528 Boy gets what he wants! 787 00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:13,167 Hey, remember, Boy always gets what he wants. 788 00:54:13,242 --> 00:54:18,509 Never ever, ever forget that! Ever! 789 00:54:20,149 --> 00:54:23,084 Well, you didn't have to mess up her room. 790 00:54:23,152 --> 00:54:25,279 Bud, if there's one rule... 791 00:54:25,354 --> 00:54:29,518 it's you never ever, ever, ever... 792 00:54:29,592 --> 00:54:33,528 get emotionally involved with the victim--ever. 793 00:54:33,596 --> 00:54:35,996 Maurice, she was starting to like me. 794 00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:40,297 I can't wait to see her tomorrow. 795 00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:45,335 Let me show you this, bud. You're gonna love this. 796 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:46,704 -Yeah. -This is great. 797 00:54:47,876 --> 00:54:49,969 Look, look. 798 00:54:56,452 --> 00:54:57,680 How do you play this? 799 00:55:02,157 --> 00:55:05,092 Come here. it�s simple. Let me show you, bud. 800 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,891 All right, we get the shit. We smash the shit. 801 00:55:08,964 --> 00:55:11,592 And then we put the shit back. it�s called monster ball. 802 00:55:11,667 --> 00:55:14,295 We do the bashing. You get the thrashing. 803 00:55:14,370 --> 00:55:16,804 Let's play ball. Come on, bud. 804 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:57,903 Oh, my god! 805 00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,722 No, no! 806 00:56:50,799 --> 00:56:52,699 Hang on! 807 00:56:57,773 --> 00:56:59,866 He's a new kid. He's with me, Snik. 808 00:56:59,942 --> 00:57:03,969 Maurice! No one should ever, ever... 809 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,037 come this close to Boy's stairway! 810 00:57:06,115 --> 00:57:10,609 Right. Never ever, ever come this close to Boy's stairway! 811 00:57:10,686 --> 00:57:13,052 Hey, kid, you want a fresh fly? 812 00:57:13,122 --> 00:57:14,111 No, no! 813 00:57:15,591 --> 00:57:18,788 I could break his neck, Maurice. 814 00:57:18,861 --> 00:57:20,852 -I could. -Let's drop him. 815 00:57:20,929 --> 00:57:22,726 No! He's just kidding. 816 00:57:22,798 --> 00:57:24,231 Snik, think of this. 817 00:57:24,299 --> 00:57:26,267 Dead people have limited potential... 818 00:57:26,335 --> 00:57:29,793 and I don't think that Boy would like damaged goods. 819 00:57:29,872 --> 00:57:31,567 But it's your responsibility, and you-- 820 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,409 Oh, no, he's your responsibility, Maurice. 821 00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:35,034 Oh, no, he's your responsibility, Maurice. 822 00:57:35,110 --> 00:57:36,042 Right. Right. 823 00:57:36,111 --> 00:57:39,569 if you screw up, I drop you! 824 00:57:39,648 --> 00:57:42,742 That's fair. Let's go, bud. 825 00:57:42,818 --> 00:57:45,878 Oh, my back. 826 00:57:55,864 --> 00:57:58,731 Run. Go, go, go. 827 00:58:01,336 --> 00:58:03,133 Damn it, Maurice, who was that? 828 00:58:03,205 --> 00:58:04,467 -Who, Snik? -Yeah. 829 00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:07,737 All talk. Just a big mouth. 830 00:58:07,810 --> 00:58:09,437 And ever since he developed that hump... 831 00:58:09,511 --> 00:58:10,808 he's been such a bitch. 832 00:58:10,879 --> 00:58:13,245 But you learn to stay away from Snik... 833 00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:15,078 and his staircase, OK, bud? 834 00:58:15,150 --> 00:58:16,310 No kidding. 835 00:58:16,385 --> 00:58:18,444 Let's move it. You're such a doll. 836 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,545 Come on. 837 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:24,251 -But he wasn't there. -Was the window open? 838 00:58:24,326 --> 00:58:25,953 I don't know. I didn't check. 839 00:58:26,028 --> 00:58:28,792 Maybe he went outside. 840 00:58:28,864 --> 00:58:31,594 Maybe he stepped outside to smoke a cigarette. 841 00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:32,895 I bet that's it. 842 00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:35,528 At 4:00 in the morning? 843 00:58:39,107 --> 00:58:40,574 And I just--yes. That was very-- 844 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:43,110 You brought that up great, and-- 845 00:58:43,178 --> 00:58:45,373 Well, Mr. Stevenson... 846 00:58:45,447 --> 00:58:47,005 thank you for joining us. 847 00:58:47,082 --> 00:58:48,913 Please come in. 848 00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:51,509 You're just in time for Kiersten's presentation. 849 00:58:51,587 --> 00:58:53,350 Kiersten, are you ready? 850 00:58:53,422 --> 00:58:57,017 -Yes, I am, Mr. Finn. -Oh, look at this. 851 00:58:58,126 --> 00:59:00,253 -That's wonderful. -Thank you. 852 00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:01,694 Do you have your research report? 853 00:59:01,763 --> 00:59:03,196 -Yes. -OK. 854 00:59:08,770 --> 00:59:10,965 I thought I did. 855 00:59:11,039 --> 00:59:12,404 Maurice. 856 00:59:12,474 --> 00:59:15,068 I guess my dog chewed it up. 857 00:59:15,143 --> 00:59:17,839 Oh, right. You don't even have a dog. 858 00:59:19,248 --> 00:59:21,842 All right, that's enough. 859 00:59:32,494 --> 00:59:34,394 Hey, Bri, nothing to worry about. 860 00:59:34,463 --> 00:59:35,555 Only a drill. 861 00:59:37,799 --> 00:59:39,130 Hey, pard, what's with the lights? 862 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,169 -Something personal? -Yeah, you. 863 00:59:41,236 --> 00:59:46,003 Me? Your only friend in the whole world? 864 00:59:46,074 --> 00:59:48,406 Window pain. 865 00:59:48,477 --> 00:59:51,105 My used-to-be only friend in the whole wide world. 866 00:59:51,179 --> 00:59:52,771 You messed up Kiersten's homework. 867 00:59:52,848 --> 00:59:55,180 What? What did I do to the homework? 868 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:57,343 You chewed it up. You destroyed it. 869 00:59:57,419 --> 00:59:59,284 You know she got a Zero because of you? 870 01:00:00,856 --> 01:00:03,222 Brian, I was hungry, OK? 871 01:00:03,292 --> 01:00:06,284 And it just so happened at that moment... 872 01:00:06,361 --> 01:00:08,522 I had a craving for a six-page paper... 873 01:00:08,597 --> 01:00:10,997 on the daytime blooming of a nighttime cactus. 874 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:12,033 And I�ll tell you something else. 875 01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:13,761 I got incredible heartburn from that. 876 01:00:13,835 --> 01:00:16,599 I can't believe you did that. I asked you not to... 877 01:00:16,672 --> 01:00:18,299 and you just went ahead and did it anyway. 878 01:00:18,373 --> 01:00:20,773 Brian, I happen to have a... 879 01:00:24,813 --> 01:00:26,781 You like her, don't you? 880 01:00:26,848 --> 01:00:28,475 No, I don't. 881 01:00:28,550 --> 01:00:29,983 Yes, you do. 882 01:00:30,052 --> 01:00:31,349 -No, I don't. -Yes, you do. 883 01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:32,387 No, I don't. 884 01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:35,048 Brian's got a girlfriend. Brian's got a girlfriend. 885 01:00:35,123 --> 01:00:37,318 No, I don't! 886 01:00:37,392 --> 01:00:39,883 Brian's got a girlfriend. 887 01:00:39,962 --> 01:00:42,829 Would it help the boo boo if I said I was sorry? 888 01:00:42,898 --> 01:00:44,957 Here, look, just go back to your dumb underworld... 889 01:00:45,033 --> 01:00:47,194 and leave me and Eric alone. 890 01:01:00,849 --> 01:01:03,784 Dad, what is it? 891 01:01:03,852 --> 01:01:05,479 Hey, Brian, come downstairs with me. 892 01:01:05,554 --> 01:01:08,648 Your mom and I want to talk to you and Eric for a minute. 893 01:01:18,834 --> 01:01:20,529 Do you want a ride? 894 01:01:20,602 --> 01:01:22,866 Sure, Daddy. 895 01:01:30,212 --> 01:01:33,704 We wanted to talk to the both of you, because... 896 01:01:33,782 --> 01:01:36,808 well, your mother and l have come to a decision... 897 01:01:36,885 --> 01:01:40,082 and it affects all of us. 898 01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,156 We feel you're grown up enough to understand. 899 01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:42,748 We feel you're grown up enough to understand. 900 01:01:42,824 --> 01:01:44,257 Mom and I have decided... 901 01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:47,124 that we're not gonna live together for a while. 902 01:01:48,196 --> 01:01:49,663 A business trip? 903 01:01:49,731 --> 01:01:52,222 No, honey, not exactly. 904 01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:57,033 Eric, don't you get it? They're getting a divorce. 905 01:01:57,105 --> 01:02:01,474 No, Brian, we are not getting a divorce. 906 01:02:01,543 --> 01:02:03,704 Yeah, right. 907 01:02:03,779 --> 01:02:08,011 it�s just that your father and l need to work some things out... 908 01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:09,846 and we feel it would be better if we were-- 909 01:02:09,918 --> 01:02:13,251 Look, it's just like a-- it's a trial separation. 910 01:02:13,321 --> 01:02:16,518 God, sorry. That's what you do before you get a divorce. 911 01:02:16,591 --> 01:02:18,616 Brian, we're not getting a divorce. 912 01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:19,955 So Dad's not leaving? 913 01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:21,256 -Eric... -Good. 914 01:02:21,329 --> 01:02:24,196 Listen to me. I have to live in the city for a while. 915 01:02:24,266 --> 01:02:25,756 Hopefully, it won't be for long. 916 01:02:25,834 --> 01:02:27,825 No. You don't have to go. 917 01:02:27,903 --> 01:02:29,336 Yes, I do. 918 01:02:30,472 --> 01:02:33,236 Yes, I do. 919 01:02:33,308 --> 01:02:34,673 But, look, we'll get to talk every day. 920 01:02:34,743 --> 01:02:38,611 I�ll be good, I promise. I�ll be better. 921 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,272 You won't have to go and live in the city. 922 01:02:40,348 --> 01:02:45,217 I swear to God, I�ll be better. Brian, too. He promises. Right? 923 01:02:46,922 --> 01:02:52,690 Eric, it's not your fault, and it's not Brian's fault. 924 01:02:52,761 --> 01:02:54,922 it isn't anybody's fault. 925 01:02:54,996 --> 01:02:57,191 it isn't anybody's fault. 926 01:03:02,471 --> 01:03:04,132 Bri, you all right? 927 01:03:04,206 --> 01:03:06,572 Yeah, Dad, I�m just fine. 928 01:04:03,365 --> 01:04:05,128 I heard it all. 929 01:04:06,401 --> 01:04:08,130 Sucks, huh? 930 01:04:10,372 --> 01:04:14,138 Yeah. it�s not too good. 931 01:04:16,011 --> 01:04:17,137 I hate them. 932 01:04:17,212 --> 01:04:20,204 No, you don't. No, you don't. 933 01:04:20,282 --> 01:04:22,648 At least you have a family. 934 01:04:28,590 --> 01:04:30,990 Believe it or not... 935 01:04:31,059 --> 01:04:34,153 you're the only real friend I have. 936 01:04:35,797 --> 01:04:37,958 Why do you think I keep coming back? 937 01:04:38,033 --> 01:04:39,830 if I didn't like you, I�d have your parents... 938 01:04:39,901 --> 01:04:42,631 blaming you for the shooting of Abe Lincoln. 939 01:04:44,639 --> 01:04:47,574 Come on down. it�ll cheer you up. Come on. 940 01:04:47,642 --> 01:04:49,940 I don't really feel like being cheery. 941 01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:55,677 Oh, Bri, baby... pranks, snacks, games. 942 01:04:58,119 --> 01:05:01,020 it�ll take away the hurt. Come on. 943 01:05:01,089 --> 01:05:03,751 Know what we could do? Go see Kiersten. 944 01:05:03,792 --> 01:05:06,352 We'll bring her flowers. 945 01:05:06,461 --> 01:05:08,588 I�ve got a great idea. We'll go to Ronnie Coleman's... 946 01:05:08,663 --> 01:05:10,426 and we'll loosen all the bolts on his furniture. 947 01:05:10,498 --> 01:05:12,762 What do you say? 948 01:05:12,834 --> 01:05:14,734 it�ll be quick. it�s good for your bones. 949 01:05:14,803 --> 01:05:17,237 Cross my heart and hope to die. Come on. 950 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:20,806 OK. 951 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:24,140 All right! Come on. 952 01:05:29,184 --> 01:05:32,153 Alley oop! 953 01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:38,318 -You all right, bud? -Yeah, fine. 954 01:05:38,393 --> 01:05:39,451 Hey, where's the party? 955 01:05:39,527 --> 01:05:41,518 Night light out at the Grossberg's. 956 01:05:42,631 --> 01:05:44,394 Coming through. New guy. 957 01:05:44,466 --> 01:05:46,457 Coming through. Excuse me. 958 01:05:46,534 --> 01:05:48,468 Move over. Come on, bud. 959 01:05:48,536 --> 01:05:50,663 is this the line with tickets? 960 01:05:50,739 --> 01:05:53,173 Come on, bub. New guy. 961 01:06:05,387 --> 01:06:06,718 We're here. 962 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:09,454 Bri, I�d like you to meet some of my friends. 963 01:06:09,524 --> 01:06:13,085 This is Sherry, Debbie, Pumpkin, Bernie. 964 01:06:13,161 --> 01:06:14,924 This is great. 965 01:06:14,996 --> 01:06:16,987 Well, let's do it, man. This is fun. 966 01:06:17,065 --> 01:06:18,828 Scare the hell out of her, Bri. 967 01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:20,765 Go ahead, Tonto. Make her poop her Pampers. 968 01:06:20,835 --> 01:06:23,497 Make her doody her diapers. Make her caca her crib. 969 01:06:23,571 --> 01:06:25,061 Watch this. He's great. 970 01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,266 Go ahead, bud. 971 01:06:26,341 --> 01:06:29,276 Maurice, she's just a little baby. 972 01:06:29,344 --> 01:06:31,608 Baby, baby, baby. it�s our duty, man. 973 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:32,840 This is a character builder. 974 01:06:32,914 --> 01:06:35,075 Come on, Tonto. Scare the hell out of her. 975 01:06:35,150 --> 01:06:37,448 Watch this, guys. Watch this. 976 01:06:37,519 --> 01:06:39,180 Go ahead. 977 01:06:39,254 --> 01:06:41,381 Scare the hell out of her. 978 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:42,946 -Boo. -Boo? 979 01:06:43,024 --> 01:06:44,491 -Boo. -Boo? 980 01:06:44,559 --> 01:06:46,026 What are you, the tooth fairy? 981 01:06:51,032 --> 01:06:52,158 Stop it. 982 01:06:54,102 --> 01:06:55,569 Come on, stop it! 983 01:06:56,671 --> 01:06:58,366 Brian, relax, OK? 984 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,203 Maurice, this is cruel. 985 01:07:04,679 --> 01:07:06,169 Baby! 986 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,052 -Light! -Brian! 987 01:07:37,412 --> 01:07:40,210 Todd, are you OK? What happened? 988 01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:43,016 Brian! 989 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,172 I�m shrinking. 990 01:08:12,914 --> 01:08:15,178 Something's wrong. 991 01:08:29,431 --> 01:08:31,797 So, how are the kids taking it? 992 01:08:31,866 --> 01:08:33,128 They're fine. 993 01:08:33,201 --> 01:08:35,066 Eric went to school. Brian stayed home. 994 01:08:35,136 --> 01:08:37,604 He's upstairs... 995 01:08:37,672 --> 01:08:40,607 sawing the legs off all the beds. 996 01:08:42,677 --> 01:08:47,808 OK, so I guess each kid just has his own way of dealing with it. 997 01:08:49,617 --> 01:08:51,983 Beats being an axe murderer in ten years. 998 01:08:54,055 --> 01:08:56,216 Yeah. 999 01:08:58,126 --> 01:09:00,026 Just give me a second. I can-- 1000 01:09:01,329 --> 01:09:03,490 We almost had him. 1001 01:09:03,565 --> 01:09:05,795 He was becoming one of us. 1002 01:09:07,902 --> 01:09:10,200 He knows our secrets, Maurice. 1003 01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:12,569 I�ll tell you. You know what? Let's leave him alone. 1004 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,800 We'll just leave him alone, and-- 1005 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:15,240 You just don't get it, Maurice. 1006 01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:17,437 Sometimes Boy gets a little lonely. 1007 01:09:17,512 --> 01:09:20,037 He wanted to play with him. 1008 01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:22,378 Why doesn't he just play with himself? 1009 01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:24,714 Why doesn't Boy play with himself? 1010 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:27,118 Yeah. 1011 01:09:27,188 --> 01:09:28,120 Come here. 1012 01:09:28,189 --> 01:09:29,156 No. Don't get me upset, Snik. 1013 01:09:29,224 --> 01:09:32,625 You know what happens when I get upset. 1014 01:09:32,694 --> 01:09:34,389 That's it. I�m upset. 1015 01:09:39,267 --> 01:09:40,598 What the hell is that? 1016 01:09:40,668 --> 01:09:42,659 I don't know. That's what happens when I get upset. 1017 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:48,240 You know something? 1018 01:09:48,309 --> 01:09:49,241 What? No. 1019 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,504 I don't like you, Maurice. 1020 01:09:50,578 --> 01:09:53,274 You're always trying to be so funny. 1021 01:09:53,348 --> 01:09:54,406 Well, I got a little riddle for you. 1022 01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:55,676 OK. 1023 01:09:55,750 --> 01:10:00,119 What happens when boy doesn't get what he wants? 1024 01:10:00,188 --> 01:10:02,247 I don't know. I have a hunch. 1025 01:10:03,391 --> 01:10:05,951 Hunch? is that my hunch you're talking about, Maurice? 1026 01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:07,255 Oh, no, no. I take it back. 1027 01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:08,420 -I take it-- -Back? 1028 01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:09,986 -No. -Hunchback? 1029 01:10:10,064 --> 01:10:13,431 You bring a kid in here? You tell him our secrets? 1030 01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:14,934 My horn! 1031 01:10:15,003 --> 01:10:17,528 if you can't get him, I will. 1032 01:10:52,407 --> 01:10:54,705 Mom! 1033 01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:04,044 Brian! Wake up, wake up! 1034 01:11:04,118 --> 01:11:05,278 Eric's gone. Have you seen him? 1035 01:11:05,353 --> 01:11:08,481 -Do you know where he went? -Gone? He's gone?! 1036 01:11:08,556 --> 01:11:11,457 Look, Brian, if you know anything, tell me right now. 1037 01:11:11,526 --> 01:11:12,618 He's not in his room? 1038 01:11:12,694 --> 01:11:14,628 No. Do you think he went to see Daddy? 1039 01:11:14,696 --> 01:11:17,688 -He wouldn't do that, would he? -No. 1040 01:11:17,765 --> 01:11:20,290 Todd's house. Maybe he's there. 1041 01:11:53,901 --> 01:11:56,699 Come on, Toad. Be awake. 1042 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,605 All right. 1043 01:12:01,676 --> 01:12:03,007 Go away! 1044 01:12:03,077 --> 01:12:05,045 Toad, come on. I need you... 1045 01:12:05,113 --> 01:12:07,513 and every spare flashlight you have in the house--now. 1046 01:12:07,582 --> 01:12:10,278 Leave me alone, Brian. You're one of them. 1047 01:12:10,351 --> 01:12:13,809 Todd, listen to me. They have Eric. 1048 01:12:18,059 --> 01:12:19,458 Who has Eric? 1049 01:12:19,527 --> 01:12:21,654 The monsters. They kidnapped him. 1050 01:12:21,729 --> 01:12:23,788 Kidnapped him? Which monsters? 1051 01:12:23,865 --> 01:12:25,332 The little monsters. 1052 01:12:48,289 --> 01:12:49,313 Hi, Kiersten. 1053 01:12:49,390 --> 01:12:51,381 Brian, what's wrong? 1054 01:12:51,459 --> 01:12:52,983 I know you're not gonna believe it... 1055 01:12:53,061 --> 01:12:55,859 but I need some help on my science project. 1056 01:12:55,930 --> 01:12:59,229 -is this some sort of prank? -No, I�m serious. 1057 01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:01,598 I need your key to get into the supply room. 1058 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:05,036 it�s an emergency. I need some lights. 1059 01:13:05,106 --> 01:13:07,540 Do you expect me to believe that? 1060 01:13:07,608 --> 01:13:10,168 it defies every rule known to the scientific mind. 1061 01:13:10,244 --> 01:13:12,371 So you don't believe me? Well, watch this. 1062 01:13:18,653 --> 01:13:20,518 Holy shit! 1063 01:13:20,588 --> 01:13:23,523 Amazing! 1064 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,968 I hope this works. 1065 01:14:08,035 --> 01:14:10,333 Oh, man, that'll get 'em. 1066 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:12,099 That's like a howitzer or something. 1067 01:14:12,173 --> 01:14:14,300 You must know a lot about electricity to do that. 1068 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:16,809 How come you get Fs in science? 1069 01:14:16,878 --> 01:14:18,140 Let's go. 1070 01:14:18,212 --> 01:14:20,407 Yeah. 1071 01:14:27,155 --> 01:14:29,385 What are you doing? 1072 01:14:29,457 --> 01:14:31,254 I�m setting my alarm for sunrise. 1073 01:14:31,325 --> 01:14:32,792 What the heck for? 1074 01:14:32,860 --> 01:14:35,522 All right, when this goes off, we have three to five minutes. 1075 01:14:35,596 --> 01:14:38,087 if we're not out before the sun clears the horizon... 1076 01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:40,930 we'll turn into monsters. 1077 01:14:41,002 --> 01:14:43,493 -Monsters. -Monsters? 1078 01:14:43,571 --> 01:14:45,732 You mean there's a chance we might not make it? 1079 01:14:45,807 --> 01:14:48,367 Yeah, of course there's a chance. 1080 01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:51,969 I know where Eric is, but I�m not leaving until I have him. 1081 01:14:52,046 --> 01:14:53,707 Are you still in? You don't have to. 1082 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:56,341 I�m in. Eric's my best friend. 1083 01:14:56,417 --> 01:14:57,441 Come on, let's go. 1084 01:14:57,518 --> 01:14:59,110 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 1085 01:14:59,187 --> 01:15:00,347 You're not leaving without me. 1086 01:15:00,421 --> 01:15:02,252 in the name of science, I�m going. 1087 01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:06,225 OK. Let's do it. 1088 01:15:07,895 --> 01:15:10,125 You can't get through without me. 1089 01:15:10,198 --> 01:15:12,063 Hold on. Ready? 1090 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,795 I�m ready. 1091 01:15:22,009 --> 01:15:23,670 it�s a parallel dimension. 1092 01:15:28,716 --> 01:15:30,047 Give me that! 1093 01:15:30,117 --> 01:15:31,414 My knapsack! 1094 01:15:37,058 --> 01:15:38,992 Lights! 1095 01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:41,528 -Lights! -Lights! 1096 01:15:44,065 --> 01:15:46,158 -Lights! -Lights! 1097 01:15:55,743 --> 01:15:57,233 This way. 1098 01:16:18,532 --> 01:16:20,659 That's the master staircase. 1099 01:16:20,735 --> 01:16:22,999 it goes up to Boy's room. 1100 01:16:23,070 --> 01:16:24,469 Who's Boy? 1101 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:26,199 The guy who runs this place. 1102 01:16:28,009 --> 01:16:30,705 Stick with me. I know the way. 1103 01:16:50,698 --> 01:16:54,225 Careful. it�s a long way down. 1104 01:17:47,254 --> 01:17:50,690 Brian Stevenson. 1105 01:17:50,758 --> 01:17:54,023 The real boy wonder. What a pleasure it is... 1106 01:17:54,095 --> 01:17:55,858 to finally make your acquaintance. 1107 01:17:55,930 --> 01:17:57,488 Where's Eric? 1108 01:17:57,565 --> 01:17:59,032 And you brought some little playmates along with you. 1109 01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:03,537 How nice. Are they as tactful and fleet-footed as yourself? 1110 01:18:03,604 --> 01:18:05,435 I daresay they don't look it. 1111 01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:07,201 I want my brother! 1112 01:18:09,043 --> 01:18:14,640 Now, Brian, what sort of a greeting is that? 1113 01:18:14,715 --> 01:18:17,309 After all, we are so much alike. 1114 01:18:17,385 --> 01:18:25,156 if you stay, you will be the one in charge of yourself. 1115 01:18:25,226 --> 01:18:29,424 Perhaps this whole world, in time. 1116 01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:33,661 You'll be the one with the power, the authority. 1117 01:18:33,734 --> 01:18:37,465 Not your parents, not your teachers-- 1118 01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:40,067 you. 1119 01:18:45,079 --> 01:18:48,947 Now, Brian, isn't that what you want? 1120 01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:55,021 I want Eric-- 1121 01:18:55,089 --> 01:18:57,353 now! 1122 01:18:57,425 --> 01:18:59,791 Brian. 1123 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,658 Why such cruelty? 1124 01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:12,564 You're a very unique individual, Brian. 1125 01:19:14,141 --> 01:19:18,339 Your feats are unprecedented here. 1126 01:19:18,412 --> 01:19:20,880 Why, I can scarcely remember the last time... 1127 01:19:20,948 --> 01:19:23,280 one of our little breed had been trapped. 1128 01:19:23,350 --> 01:19:27,013 Not once, but numerous times. 1129 01:19:27,088 --> 01:19:30,580 Enough wind, loafer breath! Hand over the kid! 1130 01:19:30,658 --> 01:19:32,285 Where is he? Let's see him! 1131 01:19:33,761 --> 01:19:35,194 Very well. 1132 01:19:37,932 --> 01:19:39,957 Let's have the contestants take a look... 1133 01:19:40,034 --> 01:19:41,695 behind curtain number one. 1134 01:19:49,443 --> 01:19:51,570 Brian? 1135 01:19:53,013 --> 01:19:54,071 Brian. 1136 01:20:01,122 --> 01:20:02,783 Let's make a deal. 1137 01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:07,424 it�s your wits and grace that I desire... 1138 01:20:07,495 --> 01:20:10,658 not those of your pugnacious chum... 1139 01:20:10,731 --> 01:20:14,098 or even your silly, mute little girlfriend. 1140 01:20:14,168 --> 01:20:16,796 I�ll let them all go... 1141 01:20:16,871 --> 01:20:20,534 and your brother... 1142 01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:24,442 if you'll stay... 1143 01:20:24,512 --> 01:20:27,106 and be my pal. 1144 01:20:27,181 --> 01:20:28,648 No deals. 1145 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:32,274 Very well. 1146 01:20:36,257 --> 01:20:37,554 Eric! 1147 01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:42,193 Let him go now! 1148 01:20:42,263 --> 01:20:44,163 I�ll give you ten seconds! 1149 01:20:44,231 --> 01:20:47,894 Ten, nine, eight... 1150 01:20:49,603 --> 01:20:51,833 Be sensible, Brian. 1151 01:20:51,906 --> 01:20:54,704 Why lose five lives when you can gain four? 1152 01:20:54,775 --> 01:20:56,572 in an hour, you and your chums... 1153 01:20:56,644 --> 01:20:58,839 will all be monsters, and then we can all play. 1154 01:20:58,913 --> 01:21:01,040 seven, six... 1155 01:21:01,115 --> 01:21:02,343 Brian? 1156 01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:04,976 five, four... 1157 01:21:07,621 --> 01:21:09,452 Let's blow him away, Brian! 1158 01:21:09,523 --> 01:21:11,150 Three! Let Eric go! 1159 01:21:11,225 --> 01:21:13,420 Two, one! 1160 01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:02,034 Hi! Are you looking for your brother? 1161 01:22:02,109 --> 01:22:03,542 Well, we've got him! 1162 01:22:08,115 --> 01:22:09,173 No! 1163 01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:12,686 I hoped we could be friends, Brian... 1164 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:15,722 but evidently, you don't play fair. 1165 01:22:15,789 --> 01:22:17,882 Boy, I haven't even begun to play! 1166 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:19,653 Let go! 1167 01:22:19,727 --> 01:22:23,254 Snik, show Brian to his room. 1168 01:22:31,071 --> 01:22:33,005 Bye-bye, Brian! 1169 01:22:51,058 --> 01:22:53,788 Brian. it�s you. 1170 01:22:53,861 --> 01:22:55,692 Todd, is Eric here? 1171 01:22:56,997 --> 01:22:58,123 Nope. 1172 01:22:58,198 --> 01:22:59,426 Kiersten. 1173 01:23:15,582 --> 01:23:17,447 Maurice! What happened? 1174 01:23:17,518 --> 01:23:20,009 What happened? 1175 01:23:20,087 --> 01:23:22,555 Two inches lower and this bonehead... 1176 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:24,614 would be talkin' to my lawyer, buddy boy. 1177 01:23:24,692 --> 01:23:26,557 You know him? He's a monster. 1178 01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,652 Yeah, Todd, Kiersten, this is Maurice. 1179 01:23:28,729 --> 01:23:30,356 A monster? 1180 01:23:30,431 --> 01:23:33,025 I have an idea. We can generate light... 1181 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,795 by wiring pencils to the phone. 1182 01:23:34,868 --> 01:23:38,167 Yo, babe. Light from pencils? 1183 01:23:38,238 --> 01:23:39,705 And I�m the pope. 1184 01:23:40,874 --> 01:23:43,638 Just like a carbon lamp from a projector. 1185 01:23:47,014 --> 01:23:48,038 Done. 1186 01:23:48,115 --> 01:23:50,515 Todd, you crank. Brian, you hold the pencils... 1187 01:23:50,584 --> 01:23:53,246 and I�ll slide the dirty laundry under the door. 1188 01:23:57,624 --> 01:23:59,956 Good idea. 1189 01:24:00,027 --> 01:24:01,619 Faster, Todd. 1190 01:24:01,695 --> 01:24:04,061 -Go, Toad, go! -Faster. 1191 01:24:04,131 --> 01:24:05,598 Go, Toad, go! 1192 01:24:07,968 --> 01:24:10,801 -Faster! -I�m trying! 1193 01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:12,099 -if at first... -Come on! 1194 01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:15,903 you don't succeed, try, try... 1195 01:24:15,976 --> 01:24:17,500 a light! 1196 01:24:38,665 --> 01:24:40,360 OK, now open the door. 1197 01:24:42,970 --> 01:24:45,768 OK, Maurice, let us out. 1198 01:24:47,007 --> 01:24:50,534 Any of you freaks know how to pick a combination lock? 1199 01:24:56,283 --> 01:24:58,308 Just jokin'! What are you doin' lyin' around? 1200 01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:00,717 We got work to do, bud. 1201 01:25:00,788 --> 01:25:02,779 Where are you going? 1202 01:25:02,856 --> 01:25:04,653 To get some more firepower. 1203 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,590 Oh...you see... 1204 01:25:08,962 --> 01:25:10,327 Let's go. 1205 01:25:17,971 --> 01:25:19,632 All right, let's do it. 1206 01:25:19,706 --> 01:25:22,607 -Come on. -Keep it going. Come on. 1207 01:25:25,546 --> 01:25:28,413 Oh, Ronnie? 1208 01:25:33,987 --> 01:25:36,046 We'll need the sun lamps. 1209 01:25:36,123 --> 01:25:38,148 Oh, this is good. 1210 01:25:44,565 --> 01:25:45,691 Here we go! 1211 01:27:02,042 --> 01:27:03,669 Say good night, Boy! 1212 01:27:14,955 --> 01:27:17,549 Oh, shit! 1213 01:27:28,302 --> 01:27:30,702 The beeps! We gotta get outta here! 1214 01:27:30,771 --> 01:27:33,331 Eric's here somewhere. I know it. 1215 01:27:33,407 --> 01:27:34,601 Come on! 1216 01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:39,702 Wait till I get my hands on you. 1217 01:27:39,780 --> 01:27:41,543 I�m gonna kick your butt with this boot. 1218 01:27:41,615 --> 01:27:46,314 I gotta get it together. I gotta get myself together! 1219 01:27:54,428 --> 01:27:57,955 Kiersten, take the curtain. You guys take the box. 1220 01:27:58,031 --> 01:27:59,328 -I got it. -Right. 1221 01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:02,630 Nope. Nothing in there. 1222 01:28:02,703 --> 01:28:04,796 Brian. 1223 01:28:04,871 --> 01:28:07,237 Brian...Brian. 1224 01:28:07,307 --> 01:28:10,140 Help us with this one, boys. 1225 01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:12,370 it�s not budging. 1226 01:28:12,446 --> 01:28:14,880 -Look, a crank, a crank. -it won't budge. 1227 01:28:17,951 --> 01:28:19,316 Eric! 1228 01:28:19,386 --> 01:28:20,978 Eric! 1229 01:28:21,054 --> 01:28:22,385 All right, man! 1230 01:28:22,456 --> 01:28:24,424 Come on, let's get outta here! 1231 01:28:24,491 --> 01:28:25,617 Let's get outta here! 1232 01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:33,490 Oh, shit! 1233 01:28:35,369 --> 01:28:36,859 How much time? 1234 01:28:38,238 --> 01:28:39,364 Maybe a minute. 1235 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:42,101 Great. Coleman, you think you could take him? 1236 01:28:42,175 --> 01:28:43,107 No way! 1237 01:28:43,176 --> 01:28:47,010 Looks like there's no way out! 1238 01:28:53,253 --> 01:28:56,450 Who is that guy? 1239 01:29:01,061 --> 01:29:02,790 Hey, Snik. 1240 01:29:04,831 --> 01:29:07,994 How about a light, bud? 1241 01:29:12,339 --> 01:29:14,534 Come on, let's go home! 1242 01:29:14,608 --> 01:29:16,166 Don't step on me! 1243 01:29:47,908 --> 01:29:50,342 Ding dong, the Snik is dead! Yeah! 1244 01:30:12,966 --> 01:30:15,025 Brian. Brian. 1245 01:30:16,303 --> 01:30:17,565 Wait. 1246 01:30:17,637 --> 01:30:18,797 Let's go. 1247 01:30:18,872 --> 01:30:20,396 Sit down. 1248 01:30:20,474 --> 01:30:21,736 What? 1249 01:30:21,808 --> 01:30:23,105 Brian... 1250 01:30:23,176 --> 01:30:24,666 sit down. 1251 01:30:31,318 --> 01:30:33,980 it�s too late. 1252 01:30:35,789 --> 01:30:37,723 What's that supposed to mean? 1253 01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:40,851 it means we've dissected our last frog. 1254 01:30:40,927 --> 01:30:42,827 We're stuck. 1255 01:30:42,896 --> 01:30:44,989 We're monsters. 1256 01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:49,634 Well, I can handle that. 1257 01:30:49,703 --> 01:30:51,102 Yeah. 1258 01:30:52,472 --> 01:30:54,406 Yeah, well, I can't. 1259 01:30:55,842 --> 01:30:58,367 Come on. Follow me. 1260 01:30:58,445 --> 01:31:00,413 Well, where you goin', bud? 1261 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:03,210 -West! -Hey, Brian, wait up. 1262 01:31:03,283 --> 01:31:04,580 Yeah, right. 1263 01:31:04,651 --> 01:31:06,812 Hey, Brian, wait up! 1264 01:31:10,824 --> 01:31:13,258 Come on, hurry! 1265 01:31:36,249 --> 01:31:38,274 The sun's up in St. Louis, bud. 1266 01:31:38,351 --> 01:31:40,444 Oh, man! 1267 01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:42,545 Phoenix! Phoenix! 1268 01:31:42,622 --> 01:31:45,352 -Where's Phoenix? -Phoenix? That-a-way. 1269 01:31:45,425 --> 01:31:47,416 That-a-way. Come on, kids. 1270 01:32:04,377 --> 01:32:06,311 Hey, bud. Bet the sun's up, huh? 1271 01:32:06,379 --> 01:32:09,177 I gotta quit smoking. 1272 01:32:09,249 --> 01:32:11,012 Try California! 1273 01:32:45,352 --> 01:32:46,546 All right! 1274 01:32:46,620 --> 01:32:48,110 Come on! 1275 01:32:48,188 --> 01:32:49,621 You're goin' home! 1276 01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,714 All right! 1277 01:32:51,791 --> 01:32:53,850 Here we go. Goin' home. 1278 01:32:53,927 --> 01:32:55,918 -Goin' up! -Yeah! 1279 01:33:02,102 --> 01:33:03,126 We're goin' home. 1280 01:33:03,203 --> 01:33:04,397 You're goin' home. 1281 01:33:10,110 --> 01:33:11,202 Come on. 1282 01:33:11,278 --> 01:33:13,405 We're goin' home, guys. 1283 01:33:21,321 --> 01:33:23,755 -Come on. -Radical, man. 1284 01:33:30,997 --> 01:33:33,795 Come on, yeah! 1285 01:33:36,136 --> 01:33:37,763 Come on, Ronnie. 1286 01:33:41,574 --> 01:33:44,407 Oh, pardon me, sir. 1287 01:33:47,314 --> 01:33:48,679 Well... 1288 01:33:51,117 --> 01:33:52,744 you're next. 1289 01:33:56,690 --> 01:33:58,920 Kinda wish I could stay. 1290 01:34:00,327 --> 01:34:02,227 You'd be a hero down here. 1291 01:34:02,295 --> 01:34:03,455 Maurice, my arm-- 1292 01:34:03,530 --> 01:34:06,124 I mean, it turned to clothes last night. 1293 01:34:06,199 --> 01:34:08,190 Don't worry about that. 1294 01:34:08,268 --> 01:34:09,997 You'll sleep that off. Nothing's permanent... 1295 01:34:10,070 --> 01:34:12,038 unless you get trapped down here, bud. 1296 01:34:13,473 --> 01:34:16,806 But I suppose you gotta get up there... 1297 01:34:16,876 --> 01:34:18,810 'cause you're gonna get married pretty soon. 1298 01:34:18,878 --> 01:34:21,779 Married? To who? 1299 01:34:22,916 --> 01:34:25,077 To light bulb. Red. 1300 01:34:25,151 --> 01:34:28,985 Oh, Kiersten? No. 1301 01:34:29,055 --> 01:34:30,955 Just friends. 1302 01:34:31,024 --> 01:34:33,925 Friends. 1303 01:34:33,994 --> 01:34:35,723 Yeah. 1304 01:34:35,795 --> 01:34:37,126 Well... 1305 01:34:38,498 --> 01:34:40,466 I guess that's what it's all about, huh? 1306 01:34:40,533 --> 01:34:43,991 Yeah. I guess. 1307 01:34:46,239 --> 01:34:47,672 You know what? 1308 01:34:49,242 --> 01:34:51,506 You're the best friend I�ve ever had. 1309 01:34:57,150 --> 01:34:59,744 You're the ugliest friend I ever had. 1310 01:35:01,021 --> 01:35:02,784 Time to move on, bud. 1311 01:35:02,856 --> 01:35:05,120 I�m gonna miss you, Maurice. 1312 01:35:05,191 --> 01:35:06,920 I really am. 1313 01:35:06,993 --> 01:35:09,894 Let's go, Brian. The sun's coming up. 1314 01:35:09,963 --> 01:35:12,659 There's no way I�m running to Hawaii. 1315 01:35:16,002 --> 01:35:17,867 Hang on. 1316 01:35:17,937 --> 01:35:19,461 Hang on. 1317 01:35:24,477 --> 01:35:25,842 Oh, no. Maurice-- 1318 01:35:25,912 --> 01:35:27,379 Oh, just relax. 1319 01:35:28,982 --> 01:35:30,711 I can get another one. 1320 01:35:30,784 --> 01:35:33,514 How else are you gonna remember me anyway? 1321 01:35:34,621 --> 01:35:36,953 Come on, Brian, let's go. 1322 01:35:44,364 --> 01:35:45,888 Bye, Maurice. 1323 01:36:07,220 --> 01:36:11,122 Remember--where there's a bed, there's a way. 1324 01:36:30,043 --> 01:36:31,601 Come on, let's go! 1325 01:36:50,130 --> 01:36:51,893 Come on, Brian! 1326 01:36:51,965 --> 01:36:53,990 Brian! 1327 01:36:57,537 --> 01:36:59,300 Let's go. 1328 01:36:59,372 --> 01:37:00,532 Come on! 1329 01:37:28,334 --> 01:37:31,326 -Hello? -Mom! I�ve got Eric! 1330 01:37:31,404 --> 01:37:32,837 -it�s Brian! -it�s Brian! 1331 01:37:32,906 --> 01:37:34,840 -He's found Eric! -Are they all right? 1332 01:37:34,908 --> 01:37:36,899 -Are you all right? -Yeah, we're fine. 1333 01:37:36,976 --> 01:37:39,342 -They're all right. -Thank God. Tell him I�m here. 1334 01:37:39,412 --> 01:37:40,777 Look, Dad's here. 1335 01:37:40,847 --> 01:37:42,644 Stay where you are. He'll come pick you up. 1336 01:37:42,715 --> 01:37:44,376 -Where are they? -Where are you? 1337 01:37:44,450 --> 01:37:45,815 Malibu. 1338 01:37:45,885 --> 01:37:47,045 -They're in Malibu. -Malibu? 1339 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:49,054 -Massachusetts? -Where the hell's that? 1340 01:37:49,122 --> 01:37:51,989 -Where the hell is that? -California. 1341 01:37:52,058 --> 01:37:53,389 California. 1342 01:37:53,459 --> 01:37:55,154 California? How the hell did they get there? 1343 01:37:55,228 --> 01:37:56,786 What on earth are you doing there? 1344 01:37:56,863 --> 01:37:59,991 it�s kind of a long story. 1345 01:38:00,305 --> 01:39:00,630 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 94049