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May I? - Yes, but please. There is enough space.

But otherwise ... - Yes, everything is fine.

Where were you at the ceremony - Churches scare me.

How is it to see Daniel as a bridegroom? Unexpected, right?

Yes, of course. You start to brood. - Come on, let's dance.

No no. - You make my brother happy.

No, honestly. I sprained my knee at the last wedding.

Nonsense. Come on, let's dance. - They play this for us. Let us dance?

Yes. But alone.

Oh! Well, times are tough.

There wasn't even anything to eat. May I? - Go ahead. I don't get sweetbreads.

What. What's your first name? - Claude.

Claude? Mine is Serge. Yes.

Pardon. Whose side are you on? From Daniels or from the bride's side?

From the bridal side. The cousin of the guy who works with her mother.

But.

Do you want to dance, young man?

No thank you. I wanted to eat. - I see. Forgive me.

This is the third time she has asked me. Are there old boxes of Alzheimer's

they always like me.

That was my mother.

But!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Now I ask you all to come to the stage. Come on!

Come to the stage. You know we're celebrating tonight ...

the lavish wedding of Nathalie and ...

Daniel!

I don't hear From ... - Daniel.

And!

And all!

Up! Downward!

Up! Downward! Even higher! Even deeper!

Even higher! And turn! Yes!

And!

Yes, please! And a round of motorcycle!

Motorcycle! - You're doing well. Yes!

And now turn. Forward. Motorcycle!

Motorcycle! And turn! Motorcycle!

Give everything!

And now I ask forward:

Daniel, up here. Applause for Daniel!

And and.

Daniel! - Hey! Daniel! Daniel!

Daniel! Daniel!

And yes!

I knew it! - Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!

You have to come too! You dare!

Get going!

Hey!

Spring! Spring! Spring! Spring!

Spring!

The next! What's your name? - Claude.

Who? - Jean-Claude. Jean-Claude. Jean-Claude.

Jean Claude. Jean Claude. Jean Claude.

Ok we will stop now. One two Three. Jump!

... and the seven dwarfs. Answer A. Snow White and the 7 steaks.

Answer B.

Or Snow White and the 7 tank tops. - The new apartment is nice.

I hope it's not too expensive. - This is a clinic.

I had an accident. - Of course my dear. I agree.

Vicky is not coming? - Stop it with Vicky.

Why? - It's over with Vicky. Enough!

Over with Vicky? - For two years.

I did not know that. - You knew it once.

Do you want to keep watching TV? - I would like that, yes.

You have a fever. You have a high fever. Oh you're burning

Are you okay again? - We are slowly needing an answer ...

Yes? - It's me.

Stop it. - What?

Come on in. - are you doing better?

And.

Do you work here on the ward? - It's me, Eva. Daniel's sister.

Oh yeah. - I'll take you home.

Has not improved. - All right. I'm used to that.

A souvenir. Nothing special. - That was not necessary.

Oh, a present. Is someone's birthday? - No, it's nobody's birthday.

And why does nobody invite me? - A vase. Nice idea how useful.

I don't get a present? - no

Oh, later ... Eva, do you have a husband?

Judith. - You could ...

Don't do that. - I'm talking to you. Answer.

She is cute but married. - I'll write you an apology.

It must be enough. - Are you scheduled for tomorrow night?

Regret. How come? - You should meet Solange.

The ophthalmologist? - It would be something.

It's too early for me. - It's too early for him.

Why don't you meet her - Leave it.

Because she is a stranger. - Because she's a stranger.

Stop it now. - That's a big reason.

Of course.

These are wonderful tulips. - Unfortunately the vase is so hideous.

Like the skin of ... - Shut up.

I can't think of anything more ridiculous.

What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is. 24 hours a day?

No idea. - a widow.

Aha. How strange.

There's a round of rummy tonight. We're still missing a player.

I already have an appointment. - General practitioner or specialist?

What? Oh no. Will you meet a woman?

Swindler! At 9 am with me. Totof and Jean-Mi come too. Be punctual.

Lost.

And?

Should come up. I will soon be there.

Daniel. - How are you?

What are you doing here? - I currently have 18 water dispensers ...

sold next door. Do you want to change your supplier?

With 10 bottles there are 2 free. - Sounds pretty good.

I don't have to decide this. - Do you still have time for a coffee?

Rather not.

You ruined the mood with that. You could have had an accident later.

Nobody would have noticed with the cake. - I could have died too.

Do not exaggerate.

How are you with your wife - She is wonderful.

It's harmonious. Your relatives are annoying. Especially her mother.

She almost lives with us at the moment. She guarantees the rent ...

and left the deposit. I mean this is normal.

Yes. Yes, it's normal.

It's crazy, Daniel. You got married now.

Yes. Ah, speaking of marriage.

I have something for you. An address. A customer. Say you come from me

No. That never worked.

This is a new network. The guy knows a lot of people.

I made an appointment for you. - no I save that.

No interest.

Good day.

Good day. Claude Mendelbaum.

I want to see M. Germain. I'm coming ... - Yes, yes. Follow me.

No, I'm coming on the recommendation of a friend. M. Germain ...

You will be picked up immediately. - Yes. The appointment with M. Germain ...

was by a friend ... - She will be received in a moment.

Good evening.

That's a nice surprise. Do you remember me?

No, sorry, but unfortunately ... - Jean-Claude, right? Superman.

You got the lame party going.

You should sell yourself as a fanatic. - Nice that you could laugh.

But my name is Claude. Not Jean-Claude. Claude.

Serge. Have you been with Germain for a long time? - no I don't know who he is.

Basically, I'm just visiting a friend's friend. Daniel's friend.

Whose? - Daniel. The groom from the other day.

Ah right. Germain is very good. He has his methods.

And a complete database. - Really? I'm not staying here.

I don't need that. I go. Excuse me please. Goodbye

If you want to come with me now. - no This is a misunderstanding.

This is a dating agency. - Go ahead. Many thanks.

Madame. No no. - Now Superman is on strike.

You feel alone. Very alone. Terribly alone.

How many people who live alone, are divorced or widowed,

and you can't take it anymore. You too have a right to tenderness.

Loving calls at noon. And Christmas with the in-laws.

We work for you. We help you take the future in your hand.

Become a member of the exclusive circle of "Uni Célib". So that in the end you ...

Come home every day and be able to shout: "I'm here, Cherie."

Don't you think it's your turn now?

Your life will change.

"Uni Célib", the art of encounter.

M. Mendelbaum, please come.

I don't know if I ... - It's okay.

Your friend said you were desperate. - no

Morbidly shy, is that true? - For heaven's sake.

Maybe a little shy. - Your work is consuming you.

You don't have the opportunity to find the "dream woman".

Luckily there is me, M. Mendelbaum. - I'm not desperate at all.

I feel very comfortable so alone. - Everyone says that the first time.

But it's true for me.

I am happy to contribute to the realization of your partner's happiness. Make...

familiarize yourself with our methodology. The first consultation is free.

The first time is free. - Yes, thank you very much, M. Germain.

I'm afraid your offer is not for me. Goodbye.

Think about it. Because your life can change with us.

Yes, but ... No, thank you very much.

Yes, Daniel. It's me. Are you crazy? Do you think i'm wasting my time

With a charlatan like that, huh? Shy, depressed, and desperate.

Would you describe me like that? Super. I am not facing suicide.

I feel wonderful I don't need any help either.

Not from such an impostor. Bye. - Ah, Jean-Claude, how was it?

Oh, it's not my thing. I get goosebumps from the guru.

Yes. This is true. It looks a bit excessive the first time, doesn't it?

Your life will change. The movie, Germain. You get a taste for it.

I can't come up with anything. - How are you driving now?

By bus. I can't get on my moped with it.

I'll take you with me if you want. - Thank you. But I prefer to drive the bus.

Call me a perfect idiot. When I was 25 I met my wife

when I was 30 I was married. And I was divorced when I was 40.

So, here in Paris, 2 out of 3 marriages meanwhile end in divorce.

Do you have children? - Yes two.

With the next one on the right? - no Drive me a little further.

I go to friends, play rummy. - Ah, great program.

What are your buddies' names anyway? - Totof and Jean-Mi.

Oh, how else. Sure. - How so?

Rummy pals always have idiotic nicknames.

In addition, around 80% of them are colleagues from the office.

In that case not. Not at all. It's just friends. Friends only.

From the office. - From the office.

Tell me. You're a numbers person, huh? - That must be your forte.

I guess it's work-related, you know? I'm in an insurance company ...

Statistician. "La Bordelaise". - Because of that. Sounds interesting.

Totally wrong. No.

Do we want to have a drink? - no They are already waiting for me.

So go on. You said...

Well I said life is like a game of poker, isn't it?

Unfortunately, I had very bad cards. - Oh, that's nonsense.

I haven't had a relationship for at least 5 years.

This is certainly not by chance. - It's been two years for me.

You must have had in between ... - Yes, yes.

No. Yes Yes Yes. There was often something. - Hm.

Say, do you want to eat something? - I'll make us a little omelette.

No thanks. I am not hungry. - Make yourself comfortable. See you soon.

"The world in numbers".

By the way, is this actually your apartment?

No, it belongs to my mother. She's with her sister in the south.

But it's almost like it's mine.

After my separation, I first looked for an apartment.

But after a year ... The statistics, you understand.

There are so many divorced and singles out there. Everyone lives alone today.

The result: First: You can no longer find an apartment.

Second, if they do, they'll cost a fortune.

I was already in debt. Then the maintenance for Sophie.

And an apartment for one person. This is...

I collect weddings. - Very impressive. But sorry

are you invited to all the celebrations? - Something like that, yes.

Tell me more about the wedding photos. I find that interesting.

You know, since the day I separated from my wife Sophie, that was the ...

October 26th, 1995, there I am ...

in search. I never took loneliness well. Discos, clubs.

Or bars. This is nothing for me anymore. So ... I'm going to look elsewhere, ok?

There are many beautiful women at weddings. Some are alone and ...

thereby receptive. This is the place where loneliness is hard to take.

This is my hunting ground. The numbers speak for themselves, you know?

56% of all men get to know their wives at wedding parties, well.

Sorry, but how do you get all the invitations?

Very easily. Saturday night I put on a suit, I go around

look for the wedding parties. Then I go in. That's all.

Pretty sassy. Really. - A glass more or less ...

Please keep that to yourself. - My word of honor, of course.

Gut.

So you weren't with Daniel either ... - No, any more than with the others.

The party wasn't great either, was it? The food was rather mediocre.

And.

And "Uni Celib"?

"Uni Celib"? That has enormous potential. Almost the biggest in Paris I think.

What?

Since you told me the first session was free I figured

why not? Even if I never had problems dealing with women.

So in general. You know, I don't mean to justify myself with that.

I just got through a complicated story.

I am still very vulnerable. Is still fresh. Just two years.

You will not regret the way to us. Nice. I see you have ...

Completed your questionnaire. Now it's our turn.

We will create your profile. The joke with us is

that women make the choice. So it is our candidates

who make contact by themselves.

Your pseudonym is:

Johnny Depp.

Yes, we're very much into the cinema here, the dreams.

Johnny Depp? - Yes.

One question: I thought I was given photos of you ...

and could make my own choice who suits me well.

We have more modern techniques. - So...

Pompidou is dead. Even if you wear his clothes.

Do not worry. Let's just do it. The physique leads to errors.

This is what you should know best.

Well, not necessarily, I think.

Life is like a game of poker. Everyone uses their cards as they can.

And I was just unlucky. - I need your credit card number.

To complete your file. - But you told me

that once advice would be free. - This is also true.

But more will follow. Or will it just be a meeting?

No.

Let's go.

Here.

Just one more thing:

I didn't understand the thing about the pseudonym. What do you get this for?

Listen, my friend. Would you rather get a call from ...

Let's take Julia Roberts. Or Solange Buchard?

Julia Roberts. - Just.

It helps to start a conversation. You will see that they are useful.

No, Johnny. - I beg your pardon?

I said johnny. Johnny Depp. My pseudonym.

Oh, that's right.

Your life will change.

Shall I tell you something, Claudio? I envy you.

You live in peace, alone, and are embarrassed.

Yes i enjoy it. What's that smell? - That'll be the fondue.

Oh yes. Is there still water? - Do you already know him?

How does a Belgian betray himself during orgies? - So tell me.

Sorry, can I make a phone call? - You used to have a cell phone.

Let's hear it. - Well, please, call.

Thank you.

The idiot fucks his wife.

It's funny. I think that's nice.

He is good. - Yeah, it's really great.

Didn't you find - Yes? Oh la la.

Shit, that doesn't sound good. Yes, watch out. Listen. I'll be right there.

What happened? - It's about my mother.

Something bad? - No, just the constant fatigue.

Will you come back? - Yes, no, I don't know. Perhaps.

Tell me again about last week. The one with the Belgian and the Italian.

Yes. An Italian and a Belgian ... - Don't forget the excess.

Did you drink alcohol? - Excess?

Nobody mentioned? Everyone gives 20 euros to the wine and fondue.

But yes. With pleasure.

I do that too. But maybe because I brought salad ...

When everyone brings their salad, things get very complicated.

Right, I understand that. - Yes.

I hope you enjoy yourself. All the best. - You too.

Have a nice rest. Get well soon, Claudio.

Good night.

You have a new message.

Hey johnny This is Travolta. No, it's me, Serge.

There were probably 10 calls before me. This is the case when you are new to the catalog.

Everyone is going crazy there. Well If you have time tonight

we could go out to eat together. A meeting in a restaurant.

Not far from the opera. Hey, call me Johnny, okay?

'Good evening. - Hello.

Excuse me, monsieur. Oh pardon.

Pardon.

Good evening. Do you have a reservation? - All right. He belongs to us. Thank you.

Why didn't you get in touch? Let's see if there is still a space available.

With him we are complete. - your questionnaire. Brigitte, 5 minutes.

Makes 50 euros. - You are welcome. The first time for you.

Which first time? What's on the menu? I have a...

very special nutrition plan. - I'll tell you. We don't want to eat.

It's a speed date. You understand? 7 boys, 7 girls, 7 minutes.

I do not do things like that. I wait upstairs. - No no. Wait. Oh no.

On the slopes. You can do it in 7 minutes. Grab their phone numbers.

And then you make an appointment. Come on, take a look at this.

Little advice: take your sweater off if you want to score. Sit down.

Where are you sitting? - There. Across from you. Good luck.

Make notes and crosses. Very easily.

'Good evening. Hello. - Good evening.

Date of birth?

January 15, '68. - And yours?

Surname? First name? - Mendelbaum, Claude.

And your? - My name is Caren. I am a lawyer.

Quite officially. With title. But we'll leave that out of here.

I have five dogs, three cats, three canaries, a ferret,

two turtles from Florida.

I am not coming.

I want to give you a present. I hope to see you again.

How many adventures have you had? - About how many?

Eins.

This is just a joke. - Profession is still missing.

I deal with defragmenting databases.

But more in the direction of configuration. - It's clear.

I hope to see you again. - I am very domestic.

I'm also ... - No compromises.

You are certainly a man of action. And ambitious, but also down to earth.

Social focus. Extrovert.

How do you know ... - We know each other from somewhere.

It is quite possible. From where? I ... - From a wedding?

That can be absolute, no question about it. That would be absolutely possible.

I have custody of my two children. They come from meıner ...

not from the first or second marriage. No, yes, from the second marriage.

The second. - I want to give you a present.

I hope to see you again. - Why do you smell like an Emmentaler?

I was with friends for a fondue ... - All the little canaries ...

fly like this. But they do ...

Especially when they are afraid. When they mate at courtship,

the wings go like this. - Serge.

Very impressive, isn't it? - It runs. You are doing fabulous.

Answer it. - This is the iguana.

Never seen? - twice.

Are you allowed to drive a truck? - no

But you have to get your driver's license. - I want to give you a present.

I hope to see you again. - You move in an environment ...

of art and culture? You always have a lot of contact with others. Am I wrong?

No. You saw through me.

You are bull. - Capricorn, almost, exactly.

My ex had to pay a severance payment. - Sorry. How old are they?

She doesn't all have that, the fury. Just because I want to know her age

she almost breaks my nose. - Please let some fresh air in.

I find such meetings strange. You sit there like an idiot. No time...

Man, nobody has time. That's what you finally need to get to grips with.

That was once. Out. Today you have to clarify what is decisive immediately.

I've been in the market longer than you. These meetings bring more than others.

In '98 I was on a lonely hearts travel tour.

And already at the airport it was clear: it would be of no use to me.

No woman was halfway interesting. 14 days and 12,000 francs later ...

I had the certainty. Here you will already know after seven minutes.

Has anyone shown interest? - Quite a few. One from the animal welfare association.

And another one. She said she was sure we had already ...

taken in the 12th century. In a Burmese valley. Well there,

something can come of it. - You craned my neck again.

Listen. Wind down the window. What do you have in your pockets. Brie?

Maybe you stepped in shit. I need air That stink!

You have two new messages.

Hello, little king. Here is mom. Well, I'm still at work.

Do your homework already. You can take a cookie.

Auntie baked it. Kisses my darling See you later. Oh,

and don't forget my chocolate.

Yes, good day. I hope I'm right now with M. Johnny Depp. Well

I've read your file. I'm interested.

You can reach me at: 01-53-01-12-54.

And ask about Sharon Stone.

Yes. Victory!

Hello. Good day. How are you? Johnny Depp on the line.

Are you Sharon Stone? Perfect. That's good.

I've seen all of your films. crazy, is not it?

No, that's completely stupid.

Completely stupid. It will not work like that.

Alright

Hello. Yes. Good afternoon, I wish. This is Johnny Depp on the line.

Johnny Depp. Mr. Depp.

Johnny.

As? Claude Mendelbaum in reality.

So, I got your call and will be in touch with you ...

Regarding the call, because you asked me, if possible ... I beg your pardon?

Ah, you've seen all of my films. Fabulous, really.

You liked them. I thought the two of us might ...

Maybe go have a drink. This evening? Yeah yeah Is wonderful.

That fits. That fits perfectly. My pleasure. So...

OK see you later. Goodbye, Sharon.

Johnny Depp.

Yes! Yes / Yes. I'm coming, I'm coming I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I do not disturb, I want to hope. - No not at all. Come on in.

No thanks. I'm in a great hurry. I wanted to ask you a favor.

Let's see if it's possible. I have a date tonight.

Another round of cards with friends? - no Someone from Germain.

Sharon Stone. Yes! - no!

Listen. It's very similar for me. I know her from the internet.

I am overwhelmed by its charm. A bomb.

Do you have a picture of her? - No, neither do you from yours.

Yeah yeah - So can you tonight?

No like I told you before. It's a little bit complicated today.

But tomorrow immediately. - I knew you could be relied on.

Yesterday. Justine.

And Pauline. My girls. And this is my friend Claude.

No, but ... hold on, wait a minute, don't! I don't know what to do.

I have no practice in this. - At that age it works by itself.

I'll call you before I pick you up. I owe you

Second. Wait. Wait. Serge, I have a rendezvous.

Yes me too. Thanks again. Thank you so much. I'll call you.

Beautiful evening.

Eva, this is Claude. What do you do? You have to do me a favor.

Concerns tonight. I'll hear from you. - diamonds!

No! I break up. Be a little more careful girls.

That hurts. Are we playing scrabble? - no That's annoying.

We'll fall asleep right away. - Hold on, so ...

Oh no! No! No, not the hair. - But!

Serge, are you already ordering? - I'm expecting someone else.

My game friend, join in. Come here. Come here. And play with me.

Get on the apple tree. And help me steal apples. Do we want to go swimming?

Isn't that beautiful? Come here, my gaming friend.

Then come on, climb the apple tree. Help me steal an apple.

And one, two, three, four, five. Tell me who. It's not difficult.

No I did not say that. I mean, Sharon Stone is blonde.

And you're a brunette, aren't you? No broken leg. You know,

I don't want to fool myself. I don't have much from Johnny Depp.

A lot, I think. - Seriously?

No, it was a joke.

You spoke about your work. - Yes / Yes. I am a computer scientist.

I deal with the defragmentation of logistical ...

Nothing terribly exciting. Not the environment for acquaintances.

Me too. I'm thirsty.

This is the most original rendezvous I've ever had.

Please give me the ketchup. - I am sorry. I did not...

No no. It's my fault. Admittedly, it is a bit surprising.

Not so bad as long as you don't bring your wife.

Claude, I have to go to the bathroom. - I have to go there too.

You forgive. It's very quick. - Should I do that instead?

No no. I will do that. My ladies. Excuse me.

Serge. Dessert? Coffee? We close. - Yes. Coffee. Coffee please.

Holy shit.

How was it?

Apparently you were doing better. - well.

Everything went well? - Please don't yell like that. They sleep.

And? Sharon Stone? Tell me. - It was a family atmosphere.

And with you? - I ate great.

Well, tell me. You don't seem enthusiastic. - Yes, yes. It went well. It went well.

Your age? - So end of 30.

Pretty Woman? - Pretty Woman.

And what is she doing? - Now listen. Do not be so curious.

Do you want her number - no

I won't call her again anyway. The girls were doing reasonably well?

Yes, no problem. - Well.

And do you get along with your ex? - Yes. Haven't seen her in two years.

But if you get the girls ... - We developed a system for that.

At the beginning of the week that I have her, she takes the children to school.

And I'll pick them up from there. That is how we bypass any contact.

What went wrong with you guys? - I wanted out, I was bored.

In the course of time she would have only got bored.

So life is.

Claude, I can't sleep with you. The stupid duvet, it pokes so much.

You get another one. - Pauline, hello, Pauline.

It's me, papa.

Father. Just like the mother.

And?

Yes i'm coming Coming. Yes.

Not so loud. Not so loud, please.

Not so loud.

Who's there? - Daniel.

Daniel? Crap. - You're not guessing what happened.

Yes, I suspect it. - Life goes strange ways.

Put your things there. - I've been on tour, I'm done.

Is it very late - Indeed.

Then good night. - Someone is there. Not in there.

Oh really? - They're a couple of friends.

Here you put it down. Super. Will you lend me a t-shirt tomorrow?

Take the sofa if you want. - Good night.

Crazy, I was just around the corner ... - Tomorrow, tomorrow.

In the end, that avenue mishap came around the corner from here.

Crazy, isn't it? - Why didn't you take a taxi?

Oh, you know. Nathalie is on training this week. I thought

i just live with you As before, so to speak. Just the two of us.

I have my in-laws in the house. But I don't want to attack you.

Make yourself at home. Just don't answer the answering machine.

I expect an important message. - It's recovered. I stay away from him.

Claude, don't you have a milder shampoo that stings less? Not for me,

but for Pauline. - Yes. I'll give her a special shampoo.

Okay.

Coffee? - With pleasure.

So you are Serge - Yes.

Tell me, don't we know each other? - No, you're mistaking me.

Are you having an argument with your wife? - No not at all.

Why do you say that? - Well, I know what's going on.

I saw your things in the hallway. - But no, it's not like that.

You have a lot of imagination. - We don't have to talk about it.

You can't talk about a subject that isn't. So...

Your imagination will run away with you. - Fine.

Claude, who is Vicky? - Nobody, let it be.

I do not believe you. Tell me. - Don't do that. It's none of your business.

Look, hops, your head is gone. - No, not.

I eat my head. I eat him up.

All I can tell you is that taking a break isn't bad for a relationship.

It is important to break the routine.

Well How long have you been married? - Three weeks.

Ah! Understand.

Clear.

I guess so...

And? And.

Maybe so in ...

Oh? - Yes, sorry. I am too late.

Well, Pauline, Dad's friend is here. - How are you, Pauline?

The father gave us your emergency number. She is tired.

Yes. I've been warned. Your father is at a seminar.

Many thanks. - Never mind.

And Justine? - Not until 4.30 p.m.

Is good. Thank you. Many thanks. - In time. Goodbye, Pauline.

Goodbye. Claude. - What?

Fine

This is just bronchial irritation. Nothing bad at all. So.

Please cough hard.

Once again.

And again.

I swear. Everything in the green area. Absolutely no anomaly to be found.

But when I cough, both lungs burn like that. I wonder,

whether this is the prelude to a pneumectomy.

Or an inflammation of the nasal mucous membrane. - Apparently you're an expert.

Have you ever asked your doctor?

Which? You must know I have more than one.

Keep looking.

Five minutes break.

From the insurance company "La Bordelaise". Together...

offensively in the insurance market. - Do you know the latest rumor?

No. - There should be a new CFO.

Smells like restructuring. - Well maybe. I have to go.

30 points Morbillant, 42 points Alpes-Maritimes.

32 points ... - Offensive together ...

Would you like some coffee, Veronique? - Oh, I'd like that. Serge, yes?

Serge, exactly. - And for you, Sylvie?

Why not? - Just. You're from Montpellier, huh?

I love montpellier. Do you live at the Place de la Comedie?

Not far from it. - Do you feel lost in Paris?

Two Montpellier women in freedom. You are on the 1st Time at a convention?

Yes, otherwise I would remember. - I am coming to you.

I'm sorry. I was there first. Offensive, my friend.

Yes, but together. - no In that case all alone.

But there are two. - He meant a captain's armband.

Alone. - We are new. Our first year ...

at all with "La Bordelaise". - Very beautiful.

Warriors. Line up of teams for the fights.

From tomorrow you will roll up the market. We are first ...

One step ahead.

Second: - A team better.

Third: - Winner!

Then we want to go swimming. Isn't that beautiful?

There is Maman. There is Maman. Let me down, go

Fast! - Maman!

Hello, sweeties. - Hello, Maman.

Come here, Justine. Hello Pauline.

Are you okay? - Come on. We're going to slide.

So you are the famous Uncle Claude. I've heard a lot from you.

Do not believe anything. Are you Sophie? - Thank you for visiting the doctor.

That was fun. No, no ... - The money for the drugs ...

Most of them are for me. Moment. This is for Pauline.

Many thanks. - It is statistically proven:

In France, two out of three marriages end in divorce. I had no luck,

to be the third. So married, divorced. You know the story.

Oh yeah. - We can sing a song about that.

I'll try my friend again. I don't even know where it is.

Claude, I spoke on it three times. What are you doing?

I have little time. I'll call you back. - Don't be stupid, my old man.

I've got something going on here. With two cuties. Two. So come here

I'm in the hotel just off the Rivisy exit. Such a box.

You think so. - I'll follow you later. Who's there?

Two cute snails. Super nice, you will see. So amazing.

I don't know which one to take. - I have to choose?

You'll be able to do that. So come on. I'm waiting. Hurry up.

I beg your pardon, but ... - You have to put the card right.

You need match practice. - You want to see your girlfriend.

It's late. I have to put them down. - No Please. I still do that.

So, girls. To bed. Come on, you crook. Off to bed with you.

So, Veronique? What is your opinion on this particular question?

My? Seriously? - Yes.

You know it might sound like a cliché, but I don't care.

Yes. - It doesn't matter.

So what do I need to do it in the first place and enjoy sex

is above all that I'm in love. And I need to know him for a while.

In about how long? - Based on my previous experience ...

Yes? - The minimum is six months.

These are my experiences. That was the minimum so far.

You see the point is i firmly believe to know someone

it takes time. That's the way it is. - But after 6 months it is.

Yes, but I think ... - And you, Sylvie?

How do you see the matter? - Well, with me it's completely different.

I understand Veronique. But thank God we're all different.

I need sex Often. And regularly. - Oh really?

I like sex. I'm not embarrassed to say that. I love lust.

I love my body You only need to touch me briefly

and and?

And there is no stopping it. I totally let myself go.

Questions are no longer asked ... - That's wonderful.

I know. I'm pretty similar in type, a bit like you.

We have that in common.

Ah, friend Claude. I'll get him right here. I burn too.

You want them to think we're sluts.

Nonsense, we're in Paris. - I'm here now.

Yours is the one with the white blouse. - did you decide?

You will see that it is hot. Veronique is her name.

Ladies, you allow. Claude. - Very pleased. Enjoyable.

Veronique, as I said. The white blouse. And this is Sylvie.

Hello. - That's enough. No waste of time.

Right? Would be a pity. - I don't want to kill the mood.

But I'm really hungry now. - There is a restaurant nearby.

Real Parisian atmosphere. You know what? I invite you.

Super. Many thanks. - Please, after you.

For you the white blouse. - I understand. I know.

The kebab for you. Good Appetite. - Thank you. Delicious.

It's true. This is typically Paris here. It can not be said otherwise.

Yes, find such a top restaurant in Montpellier.

Maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. Top restaurant.

Was?

Super. But I don't like anymore, thanks. - No no. Laby.

Yes? - Look at that. He doesn't want anymore.

Why? Why don't you want more - Man, eat.

Come on. Eat - That can not be.

That works. That's what my stomach tells me. - Mine just chuckles.

Just let me do a little work in my corner.

And you take care of Veronique. I think you are her type.

seriously? - Little surprise.

Oh, that's nice. Thank you. - The dessert is our invitation.

That doesn't suit me so well. - Now relax a little.

Thank you very much. Come on, let's go. - Where do we go?

Kebab and whipped cream go great. This is very good for your digestion.

Let's go home? - You will see.

Get in please. The journey begins.

Hey, Claude. Claude! - How was it?

A sensation. So, really great. - I don't take it that well.

Let's go to the mirror cabinet. - Come along. I want to try.

No. - Well say yes.

You're welcome. - Yeah, you are so cute.

Does it go very fast? - Hello. You have whipped cream.

You allow me to ... So! Ciao people.

It's a little stiff, our Claude. Well He just has little ...

I can see her. - Oh, there they are.

Quite fast.

I feel sick. - Oh, come on.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Well, you see. He's having fun.

Ah!

Serge!

Serge!

A very nice woman, Veronique. - Serge!

Take a deep breath, Claude. Breathe, don't get excited. I'll be back.

It wasn't the waffles, but the kebab. I swear.

Here, smell.

Yes and? Everything OK? - He still doesn't want to go out.

He thinks he's about to die. He apologizes about the coat.

Oh well, he's coming to the cleaning department. Then it's already forgotten.

Listen up, Serge. We'll take a taxi. - The evening is just beginning.

Hey, hello. Will it be finished, your funny friend?

Has been on the throne for an hour. - Yes / Yes. I know.

Hey man. I get complaints from customers.

Yes / Yes. I take care of it. Don't go yet. Two minutes.

Two minutes?

I am very sorry. I don't know how to make it up

Oh, stop it. Thats getting annoying. You better rest.

Will you meet Sylvie again? - I feel more for Veronique.

What! - Yes. While you were puking up

a conversation has developed. And then everything was clear.

What if I like it? You don't even ask yourself that question.

Calm. We'll talk about that later. Fine I'll call you tomorrow, huh?

Get back on your feet. Then good night.

Serge!

Stay until I fall asleep.

Yes, my Claude. Yes.

Good afternoon, Veronique. This is Claude Mendelbaum.

I wanted to apologize. I'm so sorry.

What. Let's not talk about it anymore. Listen. It's nice that you call

But I have very little time. - I thought of you,

and I said to myself we should meet again, huh?

Who knows. We could have coffee before you leave.

Yes / Yes. Why not. Later. - Yeah, that's fine. Then later.

Tonight, or tomorrow for example? - Nice that you think of me ...

Is normal. - I am sorry, but...

How do i say it I would prefer if we stayed friends. Yes.

You're welcome.

So friends.

Will you call me?

Good deal.

What do we actually want here? - I have to go to my mother first,

to bring her fresh laundry. - Will you have a sip with us?

Leave it!

Yes? Ah, always in. Always in. I will be picked up. Fantastic.

How are you? - Maman, where are you going?

As? Where do i want to go Out of course. I'm going do you understand

Don't get upset. - No, I don't want to stay here.

Don't get upset. All is well. Serge. I told you about him.

Ah yes. - Nice to meet you, madame.

All mine. You were the gendarme.

No, I have to pass. - What. I was sure the gendarme.

Mom? What are the green vegetables? - Oh. It's so impossible.

Just chocolate and red things. - Yes. I'm talking to the sister.

Are you staying with her - Yes, just chocolate.

Then have a seat, General.

I am the son of Mme Mendelbaum. What do I see? They give her green vegetables.

Green beans. She hates it. You know, it's on the list.

Are you traveling? - Yes.

I have a rendezvous. I don't live forever, you know?

That's a good thing. Because I'm starting to get a little bored. And...

There are only old people here. There are so many old people.

I'm ready. - Ah, that's good.

When I'm gone, all he's got is you.

can I ask you for something? - Of course.

Never let him down.

I never let him down. I promise it.

He is in good hands with you.

It's very reassuring. I do know my son.

Although I haven't recognized him since you've been here. He is wonderful.

Yes. He's making progress.

Never green vegetables, never cornstarch. Did I never say that? Incredible!

Now what! Come on! Look for yourself! Take a look at the plate!

Look at me!

How old is he there? - I have a cousin in Narbonne.

He was a brigadier, I think. Did you know him?

Hm?

Michel. A big one with curls. With such a small mustache.

Similar to yours. - Michel? Michel, of course.

Is he alright? - I want to know that from you.

I am happy to know your mother. She must have been a marvelous woman.

It still is today.

When she got you how old was she - 45.

The doctor said that as a late birth she would get a genius or a moron.

Right. - What?

No no. - Oh, very funny. Really.

Did you bring something - Yes. Here, macaroons.

Super. With that the women fly to you. - I wish you a good evening.

How are you? - I'm feeling good. I invite you.

Oh no, out of the question. - As always, M. Serge?

Are you following me? - Exactly, please.

You shouldn't always pay. - After all, you are the brilliant son ...

your late mother.

Excuse me, I'm a little shy. - Unfortunately I didn't understand a word.

I am a locksmith with specialization. - Locksmith or locksmith?

I definitely don't want children. I already have four at home.

I do marathons and half marathons. I run two marathons a year.

Gut.

That goes well with my job. As I said, locksmith.

Locksmith. - The route is 42.195 km.

And, for example, that of Paris, which starts on the Champs-Elysées,

goes across Paris on the Concorde. - You may like?

D rather not. I am in the stabilization phase. 10 pounds are gone.

Then a loop in the Bois de Vincennes, on to the Bois de Boulogne ...

The finish line is at Avenue Foch. - A macaroon?

No thanks. I have to fart from it.

I want to give this to you. I hope to see you again.

That is nice of you. What's this? Batteries?

I know you

Yes, yes, me you too. I don’t know where from. But yes.

You visit me occasionally. The "Cleopatra".

Das was? - Das "Cleopatra".

Das "Cleopatra". - Ja.

No, I don't think so. - Then the "2 + 2".

I don't know about restaurants and bars, never heard of it, I'm sorry.

You don't know your way Then we don't know each other.

I see new people all the time.

Stop. You are Mathias's wife. Claude Mendelbaum.

I work with him at Investek Technologies. What are you doing here?

Serge. Funny meeting you here.

Latifah.

I'm glad. That must mean that you have yourself under control again.

Oh come on Don't start like this, Latifah. And you? What are you doing here?

You don't need me for the girls? - A friend does that.

They adore him. So ... - I'm not even angry anymore.

I feel more pity. - Do we have to discuss this now?

It is neither the moment nor the place. - You left me 2 months ago.

You needed time for yourself. I thought it was true.

And now I meet you here. You're pathetic, Serge.

You'll end up lonely, good luck.

Yeah right. It hits exactly. - I'm quitting for today.

What about you? - I'll wait for you in the car.

Do you want a macaroon? - no

On?

Funny that married people go along. - It's weird, yeah.

Take you - no

Are we still drinking something? - No, I'll drive you home.

Don't stuff yourself with it. - I liked Latifah.

I have your number.

That was a joke.

Here. - What's this?

A small present. - Why?

Well, pack it out.

Now I don't know what to say anymore.

Never mind. Don't say anything

Should help to find the dream woman.

Idiot.

Shall we go have a drink now? - Yes. Okay.

According to my report, your meetings have not been very successful.

Apparently you're hiding things. This thwart a conversation.

And thus a possible relationship.

But no worry. We have a solution for candidates like you too.

Do I get a reprimand? - But no, M. Mendelbaum.

We're not in school.

No, we would just like to ask you to step into the circle once.

In the circle?

Brad Pitt. - Keanu Reeves.

George Clooney. - Warren Beatty.

Bruce Willis. - Eddy Murphy.

Matt Damon. - Johnny Depp.

And now you step into the circle.

Come on. They also.

Our life will change.

Our life will change.

Participate, M. Mendelbaum. - I do.

You have to say it louder. I do not hear anything.

Our life will change. - Well.

This is continued. - This is the way to continue.

Sorry.

Keep moving. Very loose. And yet nicely concentrated, isn't it?

Very good very good.

Oh, oh.

Unfortunately moved. - I didn't move a bit.

Here it was Johnny Depp. With your foot.

Eliminated. - Eliminated.

Eliminated. - Go on. Move nicely.

Very loose. And yet focused. Now you dance like a cat.

So excited, M. Mendelbaum?

Unfortunately moved, M. Mendelbaum. How childish.

Every chair is a woman. Every woman is a chair. Go in circles.

Yeah i know it hurts It goes on. Everyone get up quickly.

And together we straighten the ties. And concentration.

Veronique, I was thinking of you. I bought you a present.

Oh, nothing big at all. - Oh, but Serge, you are crazy.

You don't have to do that.

It's just a small thing. I hope to see you again.

I beg your pardon? - Nothing.

Look out for our special offers.

Come on. - Come on, Pauline.

Either you move your ass or nothing happens. Understood?

I do a lot. Why are you saying that? - Please say the promotional price ...

for sausages, how much longer does it go? - I don't work here.

You have to get more involved. Stop pulling a face like that.

This is true. I had ... Pauline! Which cereal do they eat?

Take that with chocolate for Pauline. And the smacks for Justine.

Okay. It takes a minimum of initiative.

My cards were lousy from the start. - Stop your cards at last.

The odds are the same for everyone. What do you do with a bad hand?

Jesus Christ, you bluff, damn it. And get the win if possible.

You buckle before the battle. You're nothing but a coward, Claude.

Might be. But I've had four meetings on Germain since Sharon Stone.

Everything rivets. So please excuse me. But I'm starting to find that ridiculous.

How many times should I tell you? Don't think so much all the time.

Otherwise you're out. - I don't see any honey pops.

Yes, there are delivery problems.

Funny. Why is everyone asking you? - That is normal. That was always so.

I'm used to it. I am not complaining. At my last job ...

I got paid 1 1/2 years after I left.

Oh what, why? - They didn't notice I was leaving.

It's because I look like many. - How many? Look at the coat.

This is what a provincial history professor wears.

The color is so wrong. You look how many Nonsense!

No, if you want to achieve something, you have to change your style. Got it?

You're right. - Pauline, Justine. Come to me.

It's not off, just gray. - He's gray. And completely wrong.

Now you're exaggerating something. - Stylish, you said.

But you always have to be discreet. - Nobody notices me, it was said.

Fine. Chill out. It shouldn't be a reproach.

But you have to admit it's tough. - I am a little bit nervous.

Listen. You stroll to the table, take a look at the block ...

with the invitations, find one that you can read the first name of ...

and go in. Directly. And then we'll have a cocktail first.

The table for singles is always a good meeting point. Should someone ask you:

I'm the cousin of the guy who works with the mother of the bride.

Well, fine. It works out. You'll see.

Is that your present - This is my tried and tested raclette.

Door opener for official occasions. I leave it in the cloakroom

where I'll pick it up later. I've had it for four years.

Has survived many a celebration. - Yes.

Well, fine. So, attack.

Let's go.

What is wrong with you? - I can not do this. You don't do that.

I don't feel good about being invited. - We are here because of you.

I do not feel well.

Good day. - Serge. Serge. I can't do it.

Come on man. Give yourself a jerk. Look around you idiot.

Trust me. It'll be fine. Come on. Come on now. Come on now.

I'll go ahead. - Good evening.

M. Jean-Yves Trubain, you are sitting at the St. Nectaire table. Have fun.

Monsieur and Madame Carlus de Leveque. Your place card. A lovely evening.

Good evening, monsieur. Your name please.

The cousin. I am the cousin. The cousin of the guy

who works with the bride. No, no, the one before the wedding ...

I am my mother's cousin. - Sorry?

Mendelbaum, Claude.

Well I ...

I'm sorry, but I can't find you. Moment. Did you say,

De La Motte, Jean-Claude? Have fun, monsieur. Good evening.

I was looking for you. Do you recognize me? - no

I am Manon's great-uncle. They couldn't find a better one.

So here. And my congratulations. - Many thanks.

Hot caliber at the start. - I haven't looked around yet.

Come on, relax now. Flirt. The hardest is done.

Now you are an official guest. - This is from someone who thought

i would be the bridegroom - Sure, he sees a white suit.

You can get some real cream tonight.

Hallo, Jean-Pierre. - Hallo, Serge.

How is it going today Will be served? - It's being served.

Oh yes. And how many cocktails? - Every 15th

Every 15th that's not bad.

Every 15th you have to use that. - Many thanks.

To the best of luck. - You flew here after all.

It's me, Aunt Muguette. Do I look so different? It's been forever

I know - Of course he recognizes you.

Go. And have fun. We meet at the table for daredevils.

Excuse me, sorry. Excuse me.

Hello, you little guy. Forgiveness. Excuse me.

Forgiveness. Sorry. Manon!

Manon, Manon, Manon.

I would like to introduce you to my nephew. He comes all the way from Argentina.

He's the one from that big bank in Buenos Aires.

Congratulation. You look gorgeous. - Many thanks.

Good evening. - Good evening.

Manon's friend, aren't you? - Congratulations.

When I was 25, I met my wife. At 30 I was married ...

Divorced at 40.

The typical career.

Well, what the heck. Life takes care of worries.

Worry breakers are the vines. Ladies, I'm reloading right away.

I had a lot of you at a young age. I was shy, uptight

miserably coiffed. With skin problems. You should have seen me then.

I tell you - Everything's great, I see.

Oh, be quiet. Will you excuse us - Yes, of course. Just go.

The woman is too much. I know their whole family history.

She's like my mother at the beginning. I got more envelopes.

Fantastic. - I want to get out.

No no. Not now. We have a great lap there. Come along.

No hold up Second. - There he is. He is from Argentina.

And this is Julia Marquez. A second cousin.

I leave you alone. - See you.

Good evening. - Good evening.

So how is Buenos Aires? - Whoever likes it. I like it.

That's exactly right.

I also like to be happy.

Do you like the party? - Yes.

Absolutely. A lot.

Oh. And you ... I found the bride and groom on the dog sled beautiful.

A typical idea from Philippe. He tends to exaggerate.

Do you like the party? - I don't really notice anything.

Today is the best day of my life, I think.

For me too.

Excuse me, monsieur. Who exactly are you?

I beg your pardon?

Yes, but I always find I know if you've made the right choice

is pretty hard. - To me, life is like poker.

I love the risk. I put everything on one card if you want.

Do you think that was correct? - no Yes, yes. I do not know.

Perhaps. Why are you asking me I don't know my way around.

So, monsieur. This way. - But wait a minute.

I just said I am ... - The guy that might be.

Does not matter. You should be ashamed of yourself. You must go. The exit is there.

Scandalous. What a cheek.

Thank you. Very delicious. - random selection.

The boys are really great caterers. Thank you very much, Claude.

My good raclette. It has emotional value to me.

I've had it for a long time.

Been successful? - Yes I think so.

It feels weird. - I guess it's serious. The Spanish woman?

Your aunt Muguette's girlfriend? - Julia? No, I don't like it.

Here, look. But I have her number.

Ah. Well. I like that. You are making progress.

Who is it? - Medium-sized brunette.

And eyes like in a fairy tale.

I do not know. - Nice dress, completely white.

White dress? I do not get it.

It's the one that came in on the sledge.

Oh no. That’s crazy.

Serge.

I don't know what is wrong with me. I just think about her.

I am tied up. Everything is spinning in my head.

You are in love my friend You are completely crazy with love.

Can i keep this? - Sure, sure. I get that.

If you want. - You don't have them all.

So ... to you. - Yes.

Sorry, but do you have photos of the bride too? From her alone?

Yes, I should have. Do you belong to the family?

- Yes, I belong to the family. Incidentally, to the closest family.

I am Aunt Muguette's nephew. You understand?

And and.

That's them. - Fine, I'll take it then.

All. I take all. - All?

Everyone. Yes.

Look at one. Shall we have a drink? - What did you want with my wife?

What? - Stop it, don't fool me.

You're interested in Sophie, right? - How can you even think that?

I showed her how to do bridge. And brought her the girls.

At first I thought you were shy, but you are lousy. Because of bridge.

This is complete nonsense. And the children have a father.

Do you have a father? - I beg your pardon?

You are ridiculous. Ridiculous. I don't know which of us is worse.

Oh really? - Don't give me advice on morals.

Don't think I don't know about Veronique and you. You didn't care.

And I was almost there with her. - Almost there. How about this bride?

You were almost there too. Hm?

You know what? I agree with you. Your wife would have gotten bored.

Because of your nature, I have little desire to continue our contact.

The continuation of our contact? Poor pig.

Ah, Daniel.

Well. I wanted to speak to you - I'm all right with Nathalie again.

I'm moving back in with us. I am so glad I have no words.

All the better.

You have to go - Yes / Yes. I'll call you.

Eve. That's a happy surprise. - You sounded awful on the phone.

Are you in shape again? - Yes, in top shape. I feel great.

Thank you for coming. - May I? I have the medication.

And and.

Did you drink enough - I'm afraid not.

Is that good?

Who is this?

Serge.

Many thanks. The one in the wedding dress. - Manon.

Manon Puchavant. - A friend of yours?

What's the matter, Claude? - I can not help it.

Just five minutes. But I can't forget her anymore.

I do not want to disappoint you. But...

How should I say she's obviously taken.

Yes. Yes, she is someone else's wife.

In my case, women are always other people's women.

What are you talking about, Claude?

How am I supposed to start? I can't do it. What do you want?

I know. I'm alone. But it's not my fault.

No that's not you. - Just leave me alone.

It's not me. Leave me alone

It's definitely not up to you. Really not. I know that.

It's okay, Claude. Come on. That will be again.

Hold on, be careful. Attention. Mom. - Excuse me, Francis.

Maman, don't call me Francis!

Do you have a little girlfriend - No, I don't have a little girlfriend.

Stop doing that. You annoy - Please, gendarme ...

No no. Stop it now. - Well.

Serge is not a gendarme at all. - Goodbye then.

I will never come back.

Sean Penn. - Anthony Hopkins.

Jean-Claude Van Damme. - Jackie Chan.

Joe Pesecli. - John Travolta.

Gentlemen. Step into the circle.

Have a good time. - Yes, mom.

I wish you a good time too.

That's a nice surprise. - Good day.

What do you want, Serge? - What did you tell him?

Wem?

The Pope. You know who is meant. So tell me.

Is that why you came You have to be very busy.

I said you were a liar A coward and bastard. An egoist.

The truth, nothing more. - Egoist? Did you really say that

I don't have much respect for you anymore, but think right away

I would cheat you in front of someone I know little about

that would be like saying you were gone because it was too boring.

That's not your style. - No.

I'll tell you something, Serge. You don't trust anyone. That's it.

Forgiveness.

You will end up lonely, Serge. - I don't need sermons.

Oh, nothing happened to your friend. I would have thought

you wanted to know, but good. Salut, see you in two years.

You're welcome. Now there is a super delicious raclette.

What's the matter, Justine. Why are you looking like that?

Oh, these women.

What shoud that? There are only three of us. - Maybe Claude will come.

Don't annoy me with it every day. And please sit down.

Raclette can also be eaten well with three people.

Yes what? Any complaints? Just say you're starting now too.

Gives!

The menu has apple and wheat parfait for dessert, I get it instead ...

a double carpaccio? Thank you. - I do not know. I will ask.

Everyone tells me it's crazy that I'm still single.

My colleague, actually she is my assistant, said the other day:

"Julia, you are not only intelligent, you are awesome. How do you do that?"

As you can guess, everyone in the office loves me.

It's like my ex. I said, "Go back to your mother."

Nothing to do. I've had enough. His bad breath in the morning.

Then the Sundays with his family. Not to mention his friends.

All just brain amputees. - Something like that happens. This is...

I just make certain demands. Am I not boring you either?

No. What. Not at all. - And this wedding we were at

such a farce. That took two weeks with difficulty. Me and Manon ...

phone almost every day. She now lives in New York. Allegedly,

to work there. And also to gain distance. Well, if you believe it.

That would be nothing for me. Marry. And then throw it all away again.

A promise of marriage is important. You don't give that ...

just like that, not just for amusement, why then? Did you want to prove something?

She wanted to show everyone that she is beautiful and happy. And then...

I've been thinking about it, Claude.

I want to continue to be your friend.

Here.

Your plane leaves in half an hour. She works...

Broadway 750 at the corner of 49th Street. I wrote everything down for you.

Your hotel is only 200 m away. Daniel sent two suits.

Your eyes sparkle when you talk about her.

Why are you doing this for me - I chased women for 15 years.

Since we've known each other, I don't know, I feel less alone.

And less like an idiot.

All the best. Will you call me? - Yes / Yes.

Tell me everything. - I'm leaving now.

Clear. - I'll call you.

Call me soon.

Preferably some chewing gum.

I do not know. No, I don't work here. I am not an american.

That can not be true. Even here.

Fucking thing.

Claude?

Claude!

It really is you. That is unbelievable.

And.

Well, good afternoon.

And what are you doing here? - TYes ... do you have time for coffee?

But yes. - Well.

'N completely crazy coincidence, eh ”? - Yes. Yes / Yes.

You know, I thought about our conversation a lot.

Of your remark that you are betting everything on one card. I love poker.

With my trip I am playing at full risk.

But your stay in New York is private. Or do you have to work?

Let's say privately. But i'm working on one thing

which occupies me very often. For many years.

For many years, means ... - Almost 35.

So many? - Yes.

It's about a woman. I'm right? - Perhaps.

It's late. I have to go. But we'll see you again. Tomorrow?

This evening? - Why not.

Do you know the "Vegis"? Between Broadway and Lexington, two blocks from here.

Fabulous. - Around eight?

Super. Okay. I'm looking forward to it. - See you later.

Yes.

Hello! Hello, Serge? Do you hear me? Are you sleeping? It's me.

I don't even know how to thank you. It is going very well.

It works. I almost don't hear you.

Are you not at home? - Did you find her? Do you meet?

Of course we will meet. I have a date on Broadway.

Imagine on Broadway. - Don't hope too much.

Listen, I saw her cousin Julia again yesterday.

Serge? Hello? Hello? - Hello?

I can not understand anything. Too busy. - Hello?

I have to go now. I'll call you. I'll call you and tell you everything.

Thanks again. Many thanks. - Hello?

Crap.

I hurried. - Nice to see you.

I am very sorry. - But whatever?

We'll get through it. Our life will change.

You are right, Claude.

Our life will change.