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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,781 May I? - Yes, but please. There is enough space. 4 00:02:37,531 --> 00:02:40,618 But otherwise ... - Yes, everything is fine. 5 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:45,039 Where were you at the ceremony - Churches scare me. 6 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:49,877 How is it to see Daniel as a bridegroom? Unexpected, right? 7 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,963 Yes, of course. You start to brood. - Come on, let's dance. 8 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:55,716 No no. - You make my brother happy. 9 00:02:55,716 --> 00:02:59,428 No, honestly. I sprained my knee at the last wedding. 10 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:06,686 Nonsense. Come on, let's dance. - They play this for us. Let us dance? 11 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,938 Yes. But alone. 12 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:12,191 Oh! Well, times are tough. 13 00:03:12,733 --> 00:03:16,570 There wasn't even anything to eat. May I? - Go ahead. I don't get sweetbreads. 14 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:20,366 What. What's your first name? - Claude. 15 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:23,703 Claude? Mine is Serge. Yes. 16 00:03:27,164 --> 00:03:30,000 Pardon. Whose side are you on? From Daniels or from the bride's side? 17 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:34,672 From the bridal side. The cousin of the guy who works with her mother. 18 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,507 But. 19 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:40,386 Do you want to dance, young man? 20 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:44,056 No thank you. I wanted to eat. - I see. Forgive me. 21 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:49,979 This is the third time she has asked me. Are there old boxes of Alzheimer's 22 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,940 they always like me. 23 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,985 That was my mother. 24 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,653 But! 25 00:04:01,615 --> 00:04:03,200 Yeah! 26 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,495 Yeah! 27 00:04:07,037 --> 00:04:10,541 Now I ask you all to come to the stage. Come on! 28 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:15,171 Come to the stage. You know we're celebrating tonight ... 29 00:04:15,337 --> 00:04:18,340 the lavish wedding of Nathalie and ... 30 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:19,341 Daniel! 31 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,011 I don't hear From ... - Daniel. 32 00:04:22,678 --> 00:04:24,305 And! 33 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,682 And all! 34 00:04:26,682 --> 00:04:28,684 Up! Downward! 35 00:04:28,684 --> 00:04:32,396 Up! Downward! Even higher! Even deeper! 36 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,941 Even higher! And turn! Yes! 37 00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:39,111 And! 38 00:04:39,111 --> 00:04:41,447 Yes, please! And a round of motorcycle! 39 00:04:41,697 --> 00:04:43,199 Motorcycle! - You're doing well. Yes! 40 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,290 And now turn. Forward. Motorcycle! 41 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,543 Motorcycle! And turn! Motorcycle! 42 00:04:54,543 --> 00:04:56,879 Give everything! 43 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,923 And now I ask forward: 44 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,843 Daniel, up here. Applause for Daniel! 45 00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:05,513 And and. 46 00:05:06,013 --> 00:05:09,016 Daniel! - Hey! Daniel! Daniel! 47 00:05:09,016 --> 00:05:11,310 Daniel! Daniel! 48 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,145 And yes! 49 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:20,444 I knew it! - Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! 50 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:23,906 You have to come too! You dare! 51 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,741 Get going! 52 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,119 Hey! 53 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,581 Spring! Spring! Spring! Spring! 54 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,500 Spring! 55 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,544 The next! What's your name? - Claude. 56 00:05:36,752 --> 00:05:40,631 Who? - Jean-Claude. Jean-Claude. Jean-Claude. 57 00:05:40,881 --> 00:05:44,760 Jean Claude. Jean Claude. Jean Claude. 58 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:49,807 Ok we will stop now. One two Three. Jump! 59 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:56,939 ... and the seven dwarfs. Answer A. Snow White and the 7 steaks. 60 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,566 Answer B. 61 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:03,195 Or Snow White and the 7 tank tops. - The new apartment is nice. 62 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:06,073 I hope it's not too expensive. - This is a clinic. 63 00:06:06,323 --> 00:06:10,160 I had an accident. - Of course my dear. I agree. 64 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,290 Vicky is not coming? - Stop it with Vicky. 65 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:17,209 Why? - It's over with Vicky. Enough! 66 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:19,712 Over with Vicky? - For two years. 67 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:24,174 I did not know that. - You knew it once. 68 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:28,679 Do you want to keep watching TV? - I would like that, yes. 69 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:33,767 You have a fever. You have a high fever. Oh you're burning 70 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:38,564 Are you okay again? - We are slowly needing an answer ... 71 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,776 Yes? - It's me. 72 00:06:42,776 --> 00:06:45,279 Stop it. - What? 73 00:06:45,529 --> 00:06:47,656 Come on in. - are you doing better? 74 00:06:47,656 --> 00:06:48,782 And. 75 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:53,454 Do you work here on the ward? - It's me, Eva. Daniel's sister. 76 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:56,540 Oh yeah. - I'll take you home. 77 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,376 Has not improved. - All right. I'm used to that. 78 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:03,464 A souvenir. Nothing special. - That was not necessary. 79 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:08,427 Oh, a present. Is someone's birthday? - No, it's nobody's birthday. 80 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:13,349 And why does nobody invite me? - A vase. Nice idea how useful. 81 00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:16,769 I don't get a present? - no 82 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,938 Oh, later ... Eva, do you have a husband? 83 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:22,232 Judith. - You could ... 84 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:25,277 Don't do that. - I'm talking to you. Answer. 85 00:07:25,277 --> 00:07:29,448 She is cute but married. - I'll write you an apology. 86 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:32,993 It must be enough. - Are you scheduled for tomorrow night? 87 00:07:32,993 --> 00:07:36,538 Regret. How come? - You should meet Solange. 88 00:07:37,247 --> 00:07:40,334 The ophthalmologist? - It would be something. 89 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:44,338 It's too early for me. - It's too early for him. 90 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,093 Why don't you meet her - Leave it. 91 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,429 Because she is a stranger. - Because she's a stranger. 92 00:07:52,429 --> 00:07:55,849 Stop it now. - That's a big reason. 93 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:58,936 Of course. 94 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:02,648 These are wonderful tulips. - Unfortunately the vase is so hideous. 95 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,567 Like the skin of ... - Shut up. 96 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:09,405 I can't think of anything more ridiculous. 97 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:32,011 What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is. 24 hours a day? 98 00:08:32,219 --> 00:08:34,680 No idea. - a widow. 99 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,307 Aha. How strange. 100 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,145 There's a round of rummy tonight. We're still missing a player. 101 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:44,523 I already have an appointment. - General practitioner or specialist? 102 00:08:46,191 --> 00:08:49,278 What? Oh no. Will you meet a woman? 103 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:54,992 Swindler! At 9 am with me. Totof and Jean-Mi come too. Be punctual. 104 00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:02,207 Lost. 105 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:07,838 And? 106 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:11,133 Should come up. I will soon be there. 107 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,636 Daniel. - How are you? 108 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,557 What are you doing here? - I currently have 18 water dispensers ... 109 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:22,519 sold next door. Do you want to change your supplier? 110 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:26,190 With 10 bottles there are 2 free. - Sounds pretty good. 111 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,693 I don't have to decide this. - Do you still have time for a coffee? 112 00:09:29,985 --> 00:09:30,986 Rather not. 113 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:35,574 You ruined the mood with that. You could have had an accident later. 114 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:40,204 Nobody would have noticed with the cake. - I could have died too. 115 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,873 Do not exaggerate. 116 00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:47,002 How are you with your wife - She is wonderful. 117 00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:51,799 It's harmonious. Your relatives are annoying. Especially her mother. 118 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:55,344 She almost lives with us at the moment. She guarantees the rent ... 119 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:59,556 and left the deposit. I mean this is normal. 120 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,726 Yes. Yes, it's normal. 121 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,981 It's crazy, Daniel. You got married now. 122 00:10:09,691 --> 00:10:12,528 Yes. Ah, speaking of marriage. 123 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:18,450 I have something for you. An address. A customer. Say you come from me 124 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,121 No. That never worked. 125 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,415 This is a new network. The guy knows a lot of people. 126 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:29,711 I made an appointment for you. - no I save that. 127 00:10:30,045 --> 00:10:31,046 No interest. 128 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,676 Good day. 129 00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:39,888 Good day. Claude Mendelbaum. 130 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,892 I want to see M. Germain. I'm coming ... - Yes, yes. Follow me. 131 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:48,605 No, I'm coming on the recommendation of a friend. M. Germain ... 132 00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:52,651 You will be picked up immediately. - Yes. The appointment with M. Germain ... 133 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:56,029 was by a friend ... - She will be received in a moment. 134 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,205 Good evening. 135 00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:14,339 That's a nice surprise. Do you remember me? 136 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:19,845 No, sorry, but unfortunately ... - Jean-Claude, right? Superman. 137 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,348 You got the lame party going. 138 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:28,770 You should sell yourself as a fanatic. - Nice that you could laugh. 139 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:32,482 But my name is Claude. Not Jean-Claude. Claude. 140 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:37,696 Serge. Have you been with Germain for a long time? - no I don't know who he is. 141 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:41,909 Basically, I'm just visiting a friend's friend. Daniel's friend. 142 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:45,078 Whose? - Daniel. The groom from the other day. 143 00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:49,458 Ah right. Germain is very good. He has his methods. 144 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:54,171 And a complete database. - Really? I'm not staying here. 145 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:58,300 I don't need that. I go. Excuse me please. Goodbye 146 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:02,471 If you want to come with me now. - no This is a misunderstanding. 147 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,974 This is a dating agency. - Go ahead. Many thanks. 148 00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:11,313 Madame. No no. - Now Superman is on strike. 149 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,406 You feel alone. Very alone. Terribly alone. 150 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:27,537 How many people who live alone, are divorced or widowed, 151 00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:31,667 and you can't take it anymore. You too have a right to tenderness. 152 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:35,796 Loving calls at noon. And Christmas with the in-laws. 153 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:40,259 We work for you. We help you take the future in your hand. 154 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:46,265 Become a member of the exclusive circle of "Uni Célib". So that in the end you ... 155 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:50,310 Come home every day and be able to shout: "I'm here, Cherie." 156 00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:53,981 Don't you think it's your turn now? 157 00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:56,900 Your life will change. 158 00:12:58,318 --> 00:13:01,405 "Uni Célib", the art of encounter. 159 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,202 M. Mendelbaum, please come. 160 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,335 I don't know if I ... - It's okay. 161 00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:25,137 Your friend said you were desperate. - no 162 00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:29,266 Morbidly shy, is that true? - For heaven's sake. 163 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:33,520 Maybe a little shy. - Your work is consuming you. 164 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,065 You don't have the opportunity to find the "dream woman". 165 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:43,071 Luckily there is me, M. Mendelbaum. - I'm not desperate at all. 166 00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:47,868 I feel very comfortable so alone. - Everyone says that the first time. 167 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,829 But it's true for me. 168 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:55,125 I am happy to contribute to the realization of your partner's happiness. Make... 169 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:59,421 familiarize yourself with our methodology. The first consultation is free. 170 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:04,718 The first time is free. - Yes, thank you very much, M. Germain. 171 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:08,764 I'm afraid your offer is not for me. Goodbye. 172 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:15,228 Think about it. Because your life can change with us. 173 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,231 Yes, but ... No, thank you very much. 174 00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:27,282 Yes, Daniel. It's me. Are you crazy? Do you think i'm wasting my time 175 00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:31,536 With a charlatan like that, huh? Shy, depressed, and desperate. 176 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:35,707 Would you describe me like that? Super. I am not facing suicide. 177 00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:39,252 I feel wonderful I don't need any help either. 178 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:44,216 Not from such an impostor. Bye. - Ah, Jean-Claude, how was it? 179 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,719 Oh, it's not my thing. I get goosebumps from the guru. 180 00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:52,057 Yes. This is true. It looks a bit excessive the first time, doesn't it? 181 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:56,978 Your life will change. The movie, Germain. You get a taste for it. 182 00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:59,898 I can't come up with anything. - How are you driving now? 183 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,693 By bus. I can't get on my moped with it. 184 00:15:03,693 --> 00:15:06,405 I'll take you with me if you want. - Thank you. But I prefer to drive the bus. 185 00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:11,034 Call me a perfect idiot. When I was 25 I met my wife 186 00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:14,121 when I was 30 I was married. And I was divorced when I was 40. 187 00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:19,292 So, here in Paris, 2 out of 3 marriages meanwhile end in divorce. 188 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,920 Do you have children? - Yes two. 189 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,298 With the next one on the right? - no Drive me a little further. 190 00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:28,802 I go to friends, play rummy. - Ah, great program. 191 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,055 What are your buddies' names anyway? - Totof and Jean-Mi. 192 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,850 Oh, how else. Sure. - How so? 193 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,186 Rummy pals always have idiotic nicknames. 194 00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:41,690 In addition, around 80% of them are colleagues from the office. 195 00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:46,319 In that case not. Not at all. It's just friends. Friends only. 196 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:50,157 From the office. - From the office. 197 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:56,997 Tell me. You're a numbers person, huh? - That must be your forte. 198 00:15:59,082 --> 00:16:03,253 I guess it's work-related, you know? I'm in an insurance company ... 199 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:06,423 Statistician. "La Bordelaise". - Because of that. Sounds interesting. 200 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:10,010 Totally wrong. No. 201 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:15,223 Do we want to have a drink? - no They are already waiting for me. 202 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,318 So go on. You said... 203 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,447 Well I said life is like a game of poker, isn't it? 204 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,950 Unfortunately, I had very bad cards. - Oh, that's nonsense. 205 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,829 I haven't had a relationship for at least 5 years. 206 00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:41,875 This is certainly not by chance. - It's been two years for me. 207 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:46,588 You must have had in between ... - Yes, yes. 208 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,758 No. Yes Yes Yes. There was often something. - Hm. 209 00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:54,888 Say, do you want to eat something? - I'll make us a little omelette. 210 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:58,308 No thanks. I am not hungry. - Make yourself comfortable. See you soon. 211 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,206 "The world in numbers". 212 00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:27,003 By the way, is this actually your apartment? 213 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:32,634 No, it belongs to my mother. She's with her sister in the south. 214 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,763 But it's almost like it's mine. 215 00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:41,434 After my separation, I first looked for an apartment. 216 00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:45,438 But after a year ... The statistics, you understand. 217 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:50,277 There are so many divorced and singles out there. Everyone lives alone today. 218 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:54,239 The result: First: You can no longer find an apartment. 219 00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:57,909 Second, if they do, they'll cost a fortune. 220 00:17:58,201 --> 00:18:00,829 I was already in debt. Then the maintenance for Sophie. 221 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,999 And an apartment for one person. This is... 222 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:27,063 I collect weddings. - Very impressive. But sorry 223 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,775 are you invited to all the celebrations? - Something like that, yes. 224 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,951 Tell me more about the wedding photos. I find that interesting. 225 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:44,497 You know, since the day I separated from my wife Sophie, that was the ... 226 00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:47,584 October 26th, 1995, there I am ... 227 00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:52,839 in search. I never took loneliness well. Discos, clubs. 228 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:58,011 Or bars. This is nothing for me anymore. So ... I'm going to look elsewhere, ok? 229 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,766 There are many beautiful women at weddings. Some are alone and ... 230 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,771 thereby receptive. This is the place where loneliness is hard to take. 231 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:11,066 This is my hunting ground. The numbers speak for themselves, you know? 232 00:19:11,232 --> 00:19:15,779 56% of all men get to know their wives at wedding parties, well. 233 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,200 Sorry, but how do you get all the invitations? 234 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:24,371 Very easily. Saturday night I put on a suit, I go around 235 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,749 look for the wedding parties. Then I go in. That's all. 236 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:32,629 Pretty sassy. Really. - A glass more or less ... 237 00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:37,384 Please keep that to yourself. - My word of honor, of course. 238 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,260 Gut. 239 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:44,015 So you weren't with Daniel either ... - No, any more than with the others. 240 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:48,061 The party wasn't great either, was it? The food was rather mediocre. 241 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,355 And. 242 00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:53,483 And "Uni Celib"? 243 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:58,530 "Uni Celib"? That has enormous potential. Almost the biggest in Paris I think. 244 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,365 What? 245 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:16,089 Since you told me the first session was free I figured 246 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:20,844 why not? Even if I never had problems dealing with women. 247 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:24,264 So in general. You know, I don't mean to justify myself with that. 248 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,601 I just got through a complicated story. 249 00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:33,398 I am still very vulnerable. Is still fresh. Just two years. 250 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:38,111 You will not regret the way to us. Nice. I see you have ... 251 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,363 Completed your questionnaire. Now it's our turn. 252 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:44,200 We will create your profile. The joke with us is 253 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,955 that women make the choice. So it is our candidates 254 00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:52,041 who make contact by themselves. 255 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,587 Your pseudonym is: 256 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,048 Johnny Depp. 257 00:20:59,048 --> 00:21:02,552 Yes, we're very much into the cinema here, the dreams. 258 00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:06,473 Johnny Depp? - Yes. 259 00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:10,101 One question: I thought I was given photos of you ... 260 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:14,814 and could make my own choice who suits me well. 261 00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:18,234 We have more modern techniques. - So... 262 00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:21,613 Pompidou is dead. Even if you wear his clothes. 263 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:25,033 Do not worry. Let's just do it. The physique leads to errors. 264 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,244 This is what you should know best. 265 00:21:28,244 --> 00:21:31,372 Well, not necessarily, I think. 266 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:36,669 Life is like a game of poker. Everyone uses their cards as they can. 267 00:21:36,669 --> 00:21:40,882 And I was just unlucky. - I need your credit card number. 268 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,928 To complete your file. - But you told me 269 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:48,181 that once advice would be free. - This is also true. 270 00:21:48,389 --> 00:21:51,559 But more will follow. Or will it just be a meeting? 271 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,311 No. 272 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:55,146 Let's go. 273 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,193 Here. 274 00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:08,868 Just one more thing: 275 00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:11,538 I didn't understand the thing about the pseudonym. What do you get this for? 276 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,707 Listen, my friend. Would you rather get a call from ... 277 00:22:14,707 --> 00:22:18,253 Let's take Julia Roberts. Or Solange Buchard? 278 00:22:18,711 --> 00:22:21,798 Julia Roberts. - Just. 279 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:26,427 It helps to start a conversation. You will see that they are useful. 280 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,682 No, Johnny. - I beg your pardon? 281 00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:34,060 I said johnny. Johnny Depp. My pseudonym. 282 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,772 Oh, that's right. 283 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:41,401 Your life will change. 284 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:44,070 Shall I tell you something, Claudio? I envy you. 285 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,240 You live in peace, alone, and are embarrassed. 286 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,578 Yes i enjoy it. What's that smell? - That'll be the fondue. 287 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,998 Oh yes. Is there still water? - Do you already know him? 288 00:22:55,748 --> 00:22:58,793 How does a Belgian betray himself during orgies? - So tell me. 289 00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:01,838 Sorry, can I make a phone call? - You used to have a cell phone. 290 00:23:02,088 --> 00:23:04,465 Let's hear it. - Well, please, call. 291 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,551 Thank you. 292 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,804 The idiot fucks his wife. 293 00:23:10,096 --> 00:23:13,224 It's funny. I think that's nice. 294 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,768 He is good. - Yeah, it's really great. 295 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,024 Didn't you find - Yes? Oh la la. 296 00:23:21,524 --> 00:23:26,279 Shit, that doesn't sound good. Yes, watch out. Listen. I'll be right there. 297 00:23:27,113 --> 00:23:29,490 What happened? - It's about my mother. 298 00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:32,118 Something bad? - No, just the constant fatigue. 299 00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:35,663 Will you come back? - Yes, no, I don't know. Perhaps. 300 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:41,002 Tell me again about last week. The one with the Belgian and the Italian. 301 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:45,214 Yes. An Italian and a Belgian ... - Don't forget the excess. 302 00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:47,508 Did you drink alcohol? - Excess? 303 00:23:47,508 --> 00:23:50,678 Nobody mentioned? Everyone gives 20 euros to the wine and fondue. 304 00:23:50,678 --> 00:23:53,139 But yes. With pleasure. 305 00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:57,560 I do that too. But maybe because I brought salad ... 306 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,104 When everyone brings their salad, things get very complicated. 307 00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:02,649 Right, I understand that. - Yes. 308 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:06,194 I hope you enjoy yourself. All the best. - You too. 309 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:09,364 Have a nice rest. Get well soon, Claudio. 310 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,366 Good night. 311 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,918 You have a new message. 312 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,297 Hey johnny This is Travolta. No, it's me, Serge. 313 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:30,343 There were probably 10 calls before me. This is the case when you are new to the catalog. 314 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:34,472 Everyone is going crazy there. Well If you have time tonight 315 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:38,643 we could go out to eat together. A meeting in a restaurant. 316 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,188 Not far from the opera. Hey, call me Johnny, okay? 317 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,003 'Good evening. - Hello. 318 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,841 Excuse me, monsieur. Oh pardon. 319 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,884 Pardon. 320 00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:15,013 Good evening. Do you have a reservation? - All right. He belongs to us. Thank you. 321 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:19,434 Why didn't you get in touch? Let's see if there is still a space available. 322 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:22,645 With him we are complete. - your questionnaire. Brigitte, 5 minutes. 323 00:25:22,645 --> 00:25:25,023 Makes 50 euros. - You are welcome. The first time for you. 324 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:28,526 Which first time? What's on the menu? I have a... 325 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,612 very special nutrition plan. - I'll tell you. We don't want to eat. 326 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,283 It's a speed date. You understand? 7 boys, 7 girls, 7 minutes. 327 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:39,454 I do not do things like that. I wait upstairs. - No no. Wait. Oh no. 328 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:43,666 On the slopes. You can do it in 7 minutes. Grab their phone numbers. 329 00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:45,752 And then you make an appointment. Come on, take a look at this. 330 00:25:46,085 --> 00:25:50,089 Little advice: take your sweater off if you want to score. Sit down. 331 00:25:50,089 --> 00:25:53,468 Where are you sitting? - There. Across from you. Good luck. 332 00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:57,388 Make notes and crosses. Very easily. 333 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,058 'Good evening. Hello. - Good evening. 334 00:26:00,391 --> 00:26:02,727 Date of birth? 335 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,688 January 15, '68. - And yours? 336 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,983 Surname? First name? - Mendelbaum, Claude. 337 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,321 And your? - My name is Caren. I am a lawyer. 338 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:17,241 Quite officially. With title. But we'll leave that out of here. 339 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:22,080 I have five dogs, three cats, three canaries, a ferret, 340 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,041 two turtles from Florida. 341 00:26:32,256 --> 00:26:33,382 I am not coming. 342 00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:36,761 I want to give you a present. I hope to see you again. 343 00:26:37,261 --> 00:26:41,349 How many adventures have you had? - About how many? 344 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:45,144 Eins. 345 00:26:45,728 --> 00:26:48,898 This is just a joke. - Profession is still missing. 346 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:52,985 I deal with defragmenting databases. 347 00:26:52,985 --> 00:26:54,654 But more in the direction of configuration. - It's clear. 348 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,074 I hope to see you again. - I am very domestic. 349 00:26:59,408 --> 00:27:03,329 I'm also ... - No compromises. 350 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:10,670 You are certainly a man of action. And ambitious, but also down to earth. 351 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,923 Social focus. Extrovert. 352 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,801 How do you know ... - We know each other from somewhere. 353 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,471 It is quite possible. From where? I ... - From a wedding? 354 00:27:20,471 --> 00:27:23,558 That can be absolute, no question about it. That would be absolutely possible. 355 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:28,396 I have custody of my two children. They come from meıner ... 356 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:31,774 not from the first or second marriage. No, yes, from the second marriage. 357 00:27:31,774 --> 00:27:34,986 The second. - I want to give you a present. 358 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,197 I hope to see you again. - Why do you smell like an Emmentaler? 359 00:27:38,614 --> 00:27:42,827 I was with friends for a fondue ... - All the little canaries ... 360 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,913 fly like this. But they do ... 361 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:50,293 Especially when they are afraid. When they mate at courtship, 362 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,962 the wings go like this. - Serge. 363 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:56,507 Very impressive, isn't it? - It runs. You are doing fabulous. 364 00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:59,594 Answer it. - This is the iguana. 365 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:02,305 Never seen? - twice. 366 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,765 Are you allowed to drive a truck? - no 367 00:28:04,765 --> 00:28:07,977 But you have to get your driver's license. - I want to give you a present. 368 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:11,147 I hope to see you again. - You move in an environment ... 369 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:15,401 of art and culture? You always have a lot of contact with others. Am I wrong? 370 00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:18,779 No. You saw through me. 371 00:28:19,238 --> 00:28:21,365 You are bull. - Capricorn, almost, exactly. 372 00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:25,411 My ex had to pay a severance payment. - Sorry. How old are they? 373 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:30,208 She doesn't all have that, the fury. Just because I want to know her age 374 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:34,045 she almost breaks my nose. - Please let some fresh air in. 375 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:37,506 I find such meetings strange. You sit there like an idiot. No time... 376 00:28:37,506 --> 00:28:40,635 Man, nobody has time. That's what you finally need to get to grips with. 377 00:28:41,135 --> 00:28:44,388 That was once. Out. Today you have to clarify what is decisive immediately. 378 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:49,018 I've been in the market longer than you. These meetings bring more than others. 379 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:52,521 In '98 I was on a lonely hearts travel tour. 380 00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:55,358 And already at the airport it was clear: it would be of no use to me. 381 00:28:55,524 --> 00:28:58,945 No woman was halfway interesting. 14 days and 12,000 francs later ... 382 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:02,198 I had the certainty. Here you will already know after seven minutes. 383 00:29:02,406 --> 00:29:05,993 Has anyone shown interest? - Quite a few. One from the animal welfare association. 384 00:29:05,993 --> 00:29:09,288 And another one. She said she was sure we had already ... 385 00:29:09,288 --> 00:29:11,916 taken in the 12th century. In a Burmese valley. Well there, 386 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:15,836 something can come of it. - You craned my neck again. 387 00:29:16,879 --> 00:29:20,383 Listen. Wind down the window. What do you have in your pockets. Brie? 388 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:24,428 Maybe you stepped in shit. I need air That stink! 389 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:38,609 You have two new messages. 390 00:29:38,609 --> 00:29:41,237 Hello, little king. Here is mom. Well, I'm still at work. 391 00:29:41,445 --> 00:29:45,616 Do your homework already. You can take a cookie. 392 00:29:45,616 --> 00:29:48,703 Auntie baked it. Kisses my darling See you later. Oh, 393 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:51,205 and don't forget my chocolate. 394 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:55,584 Yes, good day. I hope I'm right now with M. Johnny Depp. Well 395 00:29:55,584 --> 00:29:57,878 I've read your file. I'm interested. 396 00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:03,718 You can reach me at: 01-53-01-12-54. 397 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,554 And ask about Sharon Stone. 398 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,849 Yes. Victory! 399 00:30:10,182 --> 00:30:13,728 Hello. Good day. How are you? Johnny Depp on the line. 400 00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:17,940 Are you Sharon Stone? Perfect. That's good. 401 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:21,819 I've seen all of your films. crazy, is not it? 402 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:25,948 No, that's completely stupid. 403 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:30,745 Completely stupid. It will not work like that. 404 00:30:33,664 --> 00:30:35,499 Alright 405 00:30:43,382 --> 00:30:47,845 Hello. Yes. Good afternoon, I wish. This is Johnny Depp on the line. 406 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,558 Johnny Depp. Mr. Depp. 407 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:55,144 Johnny. 408 00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:58,856 As? Claude Mendelbaum in reality. 409 00:30:58,856 --> 00:31:03,027 So, I got your call and will be in touch with you ... 410 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:06,530 Regarding the call, because you asked me, if possible ... I beg your pardon? 411 00:31:06,989 --> 00:31:10,910 Ah, you've seen all of my films. Fabulous, really. 412 00:31:11,285 --> 00:31:15,790 You liked them. I thought the two of us might ... 413 00:31:15,998 --> 00:31:20,419 Maybe go have a drink. This evening? Yeah yeah Is wonderful. 414 00:31:20,669 --> 00:31:24,215 That fits. That fits perfectly. My pleasure. So... 415 00:31:24,673 --> 00:31:29,303 OK see you later. Goodbye, Sharon. 416 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:38,854 Johnny Depp. 417 00:31:50,157 --> 00:31:53,327 Yes! Yes / Yes. I'm coming, I'm coming I'm coming. 418 00:31:53,994 --> 00:31:56,664 I'm coming. 419 00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:01,085 I do not disturb, I want to hope. - No not at all. Come on in. 420 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,004 No thanks. I'm in a great hurry. I wanted to ask you a favor. 421 00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:06,173 Let's see if it's possible. I have a date tonight. 422 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:10,428 Another round of cards with friends? - no Someone from Germain. 423 00:32:10,636 --> 00:32:13,013 Sharon Stone. Yes! - no! 424 00:32:13,013 --> 00:32:17,184 Listen. It's very similar for me. I know her from the internet. 425 00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:19,728 I am overwhelmed by its charm. A bomb. 426 00:32:19,728 --> 00:32:22,815 Do you have a picture of her? - No, neither do you from yours. 427 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:26,277 Yeah yeah - So can you tonight? 428 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,447 No like I told you before. It's a little bit complicated today. 429 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,116 But tomorrow immediately. - I knew you could be relied on. 430 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,493 Yesterday. Justine. 431 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:38,456 And Pauline. My girls. And this is my friend Claude. 432 00:32:38,622 --> 00:32:42,960 No, but ... hold on, wait a minute, don't! I don't know what to do. 433 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,213 I have no practice in this. - At that age it works by itself. 434 00:32:46,964 --> 00:32:51,510 I'll call you before I pick you up. I owe you 435 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:57,183 Second. Wait. Wait. Serge, I have a rendezvous. 436 00:32:57,183 --> 00:33:01,228 Yes me too. Thanks again. Thank you so much. I'll call you. 437 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:03,147 Beautiful evening. 438 00:33:04,106 --> 00:33:08,736 Eva, this is Claude. What do you do? You have to do me a favor. 439 00:33:10,112 --> 00:33:12,948 Concerns tonight. I'll hear from you. - diamonds! 440 00:33:13,824 --> 00:33:17,161 No! I break up. Be a little more careful girls. 441 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:20,498 That hurts. Are we playing scrabble? - no That's annoying. 442 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,792 We'll fall asleep right away. - Hold on, so ... 443 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:27,505 Oh no! No! No, not the hair. - But! 444 00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:35,137 Serge, are you already ordering? - I'm expecting someone else. 445 00:33:59,578 --> 00:34:03,165 My game friend, join in. Come here. Come here. And play with me. 446 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:20,224 Get on the apple tree. And help me steal apples. Do we want to go swimming? 447 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,518 Isn't that beautiful? Come here, my gaming friend. 448 00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:25,187 Then come on, climb the apple tree. Help me steal an apple. 449 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:29,066 And one, two, three, four, five. Tell me who. It's not difficult. 450 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:56,260 No I did not say that. I mean, Sharon Stone is blonde. 451 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:59,763 And you're a brunette, aren't you? No broken leg. You know, 452 00:35:00,472 --> 00:35:04,560 I don't want to fool myself. I don't have much from Johnny Depp. 453 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,145 A lot, I think. - Seriously? 454 00:35:06,353 --> 00:35:08,981 No, it was a joke. 455 00:35:10,482 --> 00:35:14,528 You spoke about your work. - Yes / Yes. I am a computer scientist. 456 00:35:14,528 --> 00:35:18,032 I deal with the defragmentation of logistical ... 457 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:23,120 Nothing terribly exciting. Not the environment for acquaintances. 458 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:26,957 Me too. I'm thirsty. 459 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:30,586 This is the most original rendezvous I've ever had. 460 00:35:31,086 --> 00:35:34,131 Please give me the ketchup. - I am sorry. I did not... 461 00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:37,718 No no. It's my fault. Admittedly, it is a bit surprising. 462 00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:41,347 Not so bad as long as you don't bring your wife. 463 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:45,309 Claude, I have to go to the bathroom. - I have to go there too. 464 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,603 You forgive. It's very quick. - Should I do that instead? 465 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:51,065 No no. I will do that. My ladies. Excuse me. 466 00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:42,616 Serge. Dessert? Coffee? We close. - Yes. Coffee. Coffee please. 467 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:51,583 Holy shit. 468 00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:18,110 How was it? 469 00:37:20,779 --> 00:37:23,949 Apparently you were doing better. - well. 470 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,745 Everything went well? - Please don't yell like that. They sleep. 471 00:37:28,328 --> 00:37:33,625 And? Sharon Stone? Tell me. - It was a family atmosphere. 472 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:37,379 And with you? - I ate great. 473 00:37:38,964 --> 00:37:43,927 Well, tell me. You don't seem enthusiastic. - Yes, yes. It went well. It went well. 474 00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:46,889 Your age? - So end of 30. 475 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,892 Pretty Woman? - Pretty Woman. 476 00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:53,270 And what is she doing? - Now listen. Do not be so curious. 477 00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,606 Do you want her number - no 478 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:59,818 I won't call her again anyway. The girls were doing reasonably well? 479 00:37:59,818 --> 00:38:02,738 Yes, no problem. - Well. 480 00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:07,868 And do you get along with your ex? - Yes. Haven't seen her in two years. 481 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:11,997 But if you get the girls ... - We developed a system for that. 482 00:38:11,997 --> 00:38:15,501 At the beginning of the week that I have her, she takes the children to school. 483 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:19,546 And I'll pick them up from there. That is how we bypass any contact. 484 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:26,845 What went wrong with you guys? - I wanted out, I was bored. 485 00:38:27,554 --> 00:38:32,142 In the course of time she would have only got bored. 486 00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:35,771 So life is. 487 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:41,610 Claude, I can't sleep with you. The stupid duvet, it pokes so much. 488 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:46,907 You get another one. - Pauline, hello, Pauline. 489 00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:49,660 It's me, papa. 490 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:54,498 Father. Just like the mother. 491 00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,297 And? 492 00:39:02,297 --> 00:39:05,384 Yes i'm coming Coming. Yes. 493 00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:09,721 Not so loud. Not so loud, please. 494 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,766 Not so loud. 495 00:39:13,058 --> 00:39:15,310 Who's there? - Daniel. 496 00:39:15,310 --> 00:39:19,231 Daniel? Crap. - You're not guessing what happened. 497 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,984 Yes, I suspect it. - Life goes strange ways. 498 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:24,486 Put your things there. - I've been on tour, I'm done. 499 00:39:24,486 --> 00:39:25,988 Is it very late - Indeed. 500 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:28,156 Then good night. - Someone is there. Not in there. 501 00:39:28,448 --> 00:39:30,826 Oh really? - They're a couple of friends. 502 00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:35,372 Here you put it down. Super. Will you lend me a t-shirt tomorrow? 503 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:39,084 Take the sofa if you want. - Good night. 504 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:42,421 Crazy, I was just around the corner ... - Tomorrow, tomorrow. 505 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:47,634 In the end, that avenue mishap came around the corner from here. 506 00:39:47,634 --> 00:39:51,179 Crazy, isn't it? - Why didn't you take a taxi? 507 00:39:52,472 --> 00:39:56,226 Oh, you know. Nathalie is on training this week. I thought 508 00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:59,438 i just live with you As before, so to speak. Just the two of us. 509 00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:04,484 I have my in-laws in the house. But I don't want to attack you. 510 00:40:04,484 --> 00:40:07,654 Make yourself at home. Just don't answer the answering machine. 511 00:40:07,654 --> 00:40:10,741 I expect an important message. - It's recovered. I stay away from him. 512 00:40:11,241 --> 00:40:14,494 Claude, don't you have a milder shampoo that stings less? Not for me, 513 00:40:14,494 --> 00:40:16,997 but for Pauline. - Yes. I'll give her a special shampoo. 514 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:19,374 Okay. 515 00:40:19,374 --> 00:40:22,336 Coffee? - With pleasure. 516 00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:26,214 So you are Serge - Yes. 517 00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:31,386 Tell me, don't we know each other? - No, you're mistaking me. 518 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:36,058 Are you having an argument with your wife? - No not at all. 519 00:40:36,224 --> 00:40:38,435 Why do you say that? - Well, I know what's going on. 520 00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:42,439 I saw your things in the hallway. - But no, it's not like that. 521 00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:45,859 You have a lot of imagination. - We don't have to talk about it. 522 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:49,571 You can't talk about a subject that isn't. So... 523 00:40:49,571 --> 00:40:52,074 Your imagination will run away with you. - Fine. 524 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:55,077 Claude, who is Vicky? - Nobody, let it be. 525 00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:59,748 I do not believe you. Tell me. - Don't do that. It's none of your business. 526 00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:02,125 Look, hops, your head is gone. - No, not. 527 00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:04,920 I eat my head. I eat him up. 528 00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:10,008 All I can tell you is that taking a break isn't bad for a relationship. 529 00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:12,386 It is important to break the routine. 530 00:41:14,304 --> 00:41:18,517 Well How long have you been married? - Three weeks. 531 00:41:19,393 --> 00:41:22,062 Ah! Understand. 532 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:23,230 Clear. 533 00:41:29,027 --> 00:41:31,655 I guess so... 534 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:33,740 And? And. 535 00:41:34,616 --> 00:41:36,159 Maybe so in ... 536 00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:44,376 Oh? - Yes, sorry. I am too late. 537 00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:48,547 Well, Pauline, Dad's friend is here. - How are you, Pauline? 538 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:52,509 The father gave us your emergency number. She is tired. 539 00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:56,179 Yes. I've been warned. Your father is at a seminar. 540 00:41:56,638 --> 00:41:58,432 Many thanks. - Never mind. 541 00:41:58,598 --> 00:42:01,560 And Justine? - Not until 4.30 p.m. 542 00:42:01,935 --> 00:42:05,439 Is good. Thank you. Many thanks. - In time. Goodbye, Pauline. 543 00:42:05,897 --> 00:42:08,859 Goodbye. Claude. - What? 544 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,529 Fine 545 00:42:15,657 --> 00:42:19,870 This is just bronchial irritation. Nothing bad at all. So. 546 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:22,831 Please cough hard. 547 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,875 Once again. 548 00:42:26,251 --> 00:42:28,920 And again. 549 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,223 I swear. Everything in the green area. Absolutely no anomaly to be found. 550 00:42:40,223 --> 00:42:44,394 But when I cough, both lungs burn like that. I wonder, 551 00:42:44,394 --> 00:42:46,521 whether this is the prelude to a pneumectomy. 552 00:42:46,521 --> 00:42:49,399 Or an inflammation of the nasal mucous membrane. - Apparently you're an expert. 553 00:42:50,275 --> 00:42:52,402 Have you ever asked your doctor? 554 00:42:52,652 --> 00:42:56,156 Which? You must know I have more than one. 555 00:42:58,241 --> 00:42:59,785 Keep looking. 556 00:43:00,243 --> 00:43:02,913 Five minutes break. 557 00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:08,001 From the insurance company "La Bordelaise". Together... 558 00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:11,129 offensively in the insurance market. - Do you know the latest rumor? 559 00:43:11,129 --> 00:43:13,882 No. - There should be a new CFO. 560 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:19,513 Smells like restructuring. - Well maybe. I have to go. 561 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:22,933 30 points Morbillant, 42 points Alpes-Maritimes. 562 00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:27,521 32 points ... - Offensive together ... 563 00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:32,317 Would you like some coffee, Veronique? - Oh, I'd like that. Serge, yes? 564 00:43:32,317 --> 00:43:34,194 Serge, exactly. - And for you, Sylvie? 565 00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:37,739 Why not? - Just. You're from Montpellier, huh? 566 00:43:38,031 --> 00:43:41,785 I love montpellier. Do you live at the Place de la Comedie? 567 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:45,330 Not far from it. - Do you feel lost in Paris? 568 00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:50,085 Two Montpellier women in freedom. You are on the 1st Time at a convention? 569 00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:53,839 Yes, otherwise I would remember. - I am coming to you. 570 00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:57,008 I'm sorry. I was there first. Offensive, my friend. 571 00:43:57,008 --> 00:43:59,803 Yes, but together. - no In that case all alone. 572 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,722 But there are two. - He meant a captain's armband. 573 00:44:02,722 --> 00:44:05,433 Alone. - We are new. Our first year ... 574 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,811 at all with "La Bordelaise". - Very beautiful. 575 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:12,399 Warriors. Line up of teams for the fights. 576 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:16,444 From tomorrow you will roll up the market. We are first ... 577 00:44:16,444 --> 00:44:18,071 One step ahead. 578 00:44:18,071 --> 00:44:20,282 Second: - A team better. 579 00:44:20,448 --> 00:44:22,409 Third: - Winner! 580 00:44:26,496 --> 00:44:30,959 Then we want to go swimming. Isn't that beautiful? 581 00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:34,379 There is Maman. There is Maman. Let me down, go 582 00:44:35,338 --> 00:44:37,424 Fast! - Maman! 583 00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:38,967 Hello, sweeties. - Hello, Maman. 584 00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:41,636 Come here, Justine. Hello Pauline. 585 00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:45,182 Are you okay? - Come on. We're going to slide. 586 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:48,810 So you are the famous Uncle Claude. I've heard a lot from you. 587 00:44:48,810 --> 00:44:53,064 Do not believe anything. Are you Sophie? - Thank you for visiting the doctor. 588 00:44:53,064 --> 00:44:56,109 That was fun. No, no ... - The money for the drugs ... 589 00:44:56,109 --> 00:44:59,571 Most of them are for me. Moment. This is for Pauline. 590 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:01,615 Many thanks. - It is statistically proven: 591 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:05,911 In France, two out of three marriages end in divorce. I had no luck, 592 00:45:06,077 --> 00:45:10,248 to be the third. So married, divorced. You know the story. 593 00:45:10,248 --> 00:45:12,876 Oh yeah. - We can sing a song about that. 594 00:45:14,085 --> 00:45:19,090 I'll try my friend again. I don't even know where it is. 595 00:45:22,385 --> 00:45:25,138 Claude, I spoke on it three times. What are you doing? 596 00:45:25,513 --> 00:45:29,434 I have little time. I'll call you back. - Don't be stupid, my old man. 597 00:45:29,434 --> 00:45:33,480 I've got something going on here. With two cuties. Two. So come here 598 00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:37,234 I'm in the hotel just off the Rivisy exit. Such a box. 599 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:41,571 You think so. - I'll follow you later. Who's there? 600 00:45:41,738 --> 00:45:45,242 Two cute snails. Super nice, you will see. So amazing. 601 00:45:45,867 --> 00:45:49,162 I don't know which one to take. - I have to choose? 602 00:45:49,454 --> 00:45:54,042 You'll be able to do that. So come on. I'm waiting. Hurry up. 603 00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:58,880 I beg your pardon, but ... - You have to put the card right. 604 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,008 You need match practice. - You want to see your girlfriend. 605 00:46:02,550 --> 00:46:05,887 It's late. I have to put them down. - No Please. I still do that. 606 00:46:05,887 --> 00:46:10,225 So, girls. To bed. Come on, you crook. Off to bed with you. 607 00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,773 So, Veronique? What is your opinion on this particular question? 608 00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:19,651 My? Seriously? - Yes. 609 00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:23,363 You know it might sound like a cliché, but I don't care. 610 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,907 Yes. - It doesn't matter. 611 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:30,328 So what do I need to do it in the first place and enjoy sex 612 00:46:30,328 --> 00:46:35,292 is above all that I'm in love. And I need to know him for a while. 613 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:38,586 In about how long? - Based on my previous experience ... 614 00:46:38,878 --> 00:46:42,382 Yes? - The minimum is six months. 615 00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:46,469 These are my experiences. That was the minimum so far. 616 00:46:46,469 --> 00:46:50,682 You see the point is i firmly believe to know someone 617 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:56,104 it takes time. That's the way it is. - But after 6 months it is. 618 00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:58,231 Yes, but I think ... - And you, Sylvie? 619 00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:03,153 How do you see the matter? - Well, with me it's completely different. 620 00:47:03,361 --> 00:47:06,239 I understand Veronique. But thank God we're all different. 621 00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:10,201 I need sex Often. And regularly. - Oh really? 622 00:47:10,201 --> 00:47:15,415 I like sex. I'm not embarrassed to say that. I love lust. 623 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:19,919 I love my body You only need to touch me briefly 624 00:47:20,086 --> 00:47:21,713 and and? 625 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:25,258 And there is no stopping it. I totally let myself go. 626 00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:29,929 Questions are no longer asked ... - That's wonderful. 627 00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:34,517 I know. I'm pretty similar in type, a bit like you. 628 00:47:34,517 --> 00:47:37,479 We have that in common. 629 00:47:39,397 --> 00:47:42,942 Ah, friend Claude. I'll get him right here. I burn too. 630 00:47:44,069 --> 00:47:46,112 You want them to think we're sluts. 631 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:49,783 Nonsense, we're in Paris. - I'm here now. 632 00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:52,577 Yours is the one with the white blouse. - did you decide? 633 00:47:52,577 --> 00:47:54,621 You will see that it is hot. Veronique is her name. 634 00:47:54,829 --> 00:47:58,333 Ladies, you allow. Claude. - Very pleased. Enjoyable. 635 00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:02,295 Veronique, as I said. The white blouse. And this is Sylvie. 636 00:48:02,295 --> 00:48:05,673 Hello. - That's enough. No waste of time. 637 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,386 Right? Would be a pity. - I don't want to kill the mood. 638 00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:13,390 But I'm really hungry now. - There is a restaurant nearby. 639 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:16,434 Real Parisian atmosphere. You know what? I invite you. 640 00:48:16,601 --> 00:48:19,854 Super. Many thanks. - Please, after you. 641 00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:23,191 For you the white blouse. - I understand. I know. 642 00:48:23,691 --> 00:48:28,071 The kebab for you. Good Appetite. - Thank you. Delicious. 643 00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:35,120 It's true. This is typically Paris here. It can not be said otherwise. 644 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,206 Yes, find such a top restaurant in Montpellier. 645 00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:42,127 Maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. Top restaurant. 646 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,753 Was? 647 00:48:45,922 --> 00:48:49,175 Super. But I don't like anymore, thanks. - No no. Laby. 648 00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:51,302 Yes? - Look at that. He doesn't want anymore. 649 00:48:51,302 --> 00:48:53,638 Why? Why don't you want more - Man, eat. 650 00:48:53,638 --> 00:48:55,598 Come on. Eat - That can not be. 651 00:49:10,572 --> 00:49:13,867 That works. That's what my stomach tells me. - Mine just chuckles. 652 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:16,035 Just let me do a little work in my corner. 653 00:49:16,035 --> 00:49:18,830 And you take care of Veronique. I think you are her type. 654 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:21,624 seriously? - Little surprise. 655 00:49:21,624 --> 00:49:24,544 Oh, that's nice. Thank you. - The dessert is our invitation. 656 00:49:24,961 --> 00:49:28,298 That doesn't suit me so well. - Now relax a little. 657 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:31,593 Thank you very much. Come on, let's go. - Where do we go? 658 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:34,637 Kebab and whipped cream go great. This is very good for your digestion. 659 00:49:34,637 --> 00:49:37,807 Let's go home? - You will see. 660 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,394 Get in please. The journey begins. 661 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:45,273 Hey, Claude. Claude! - How was it? 662 00:49:45,273 --> 00:49:50,195 A sensation. So, really great. - I don't take it that well. 663 00:49:50,403 --> 00:49:54,032 Let's go to the mirror cabinet. - Come along. I want to try. 664 00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:56,367 No. - Well say yes. 665 00:49:56,367 --> 00:49:57,911 You're welcome. - Yeah, you are so cute. 666 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:02,415 Does it go very fast? - Hello. You have whipped cream. 667 00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:06,628 You allow me to ... So! Ciao people. 668 00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:11,841 It's a little stiff, our Claude. Well He just has little ... 669 00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:14,010 I can see her. - Oh, there they are. 670 00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:15,470 Quite fast. 671 00:50:19,682 --> 00:50:22,185 I feel sick. - Oh, come on. 672 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:27,023 Ah! 673 00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:28,650 Ah! 674 00:50:30,443 --> 00:50:32,070 Ah! 675 00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:35,323 Well, you see. He's having fun. 676 00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:38,284 Ah! 677 00:50:38,284 --> 00:50:40,119 Serge! 678 00:50:40,286 --> 00:50:42,121 Serge! 679 00:50:42,413 --> 00:50:45,375 A very nice woman, Veronique. - Serge! 680 00:50:52,924 --> 00:50:56,386 Take a deep breath, Claude. Breathe, don't get excited. I'll be back. 681 00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:59,764 It wasn't the waffles, but the kebab. I swear. 682 00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:02,976 Here, smell. 683 00:51:04,769 --> 00:51:08,481 Yes and? Everything OK? - He still doesn't want to go out. 684 00:51:08,481 --> 00:51:11,234 He thinks he's about to die. He apologizes about the coat. 685 00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,861 Oh well, he's coming to the cleaning department. Then it's already forgotten. 686 00:51:13,861 --> 00:51:18,575 Listen up, Serge. We'll take a taxi. - The evening is just beginning. 687 00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:21,911 Hey, hello. Will it be finished, your funny friend? 688 00:51:22,203 --> 00:51:25,039 Has been on the throne for an hour. - Yes / Yes. I know. 689 00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:28,209 Hey man. I get complaints from customers. 690 00:51:28,209 --> 00:51:31,588 Yes / Yes. I take care of it. Don't go yet. Two minutes. 691 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,756 Two minutes? 692 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:37,427 I am very sorry. I don't know how to make it up 693 00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:40,763 Oh, stop it. Thats getting annoying. You better rest. 694 00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:45,810 Will you meet Sylvie again? - I feel more for Veronique. 695 00:51:46,978 --> 00:51:50,356 What! - Yes. While you were puking up 696 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:53,610 a conversation has developed. And then everything was clear. 697 00:51:54,235 --> 00:51:57,989 What if I like it? You don't even ask yourself that question. 698 00:51:57,989 --> 00:52:02,785 Calm. We'll talk about that later. Fine I'll call you tomorrow, huh? 699 00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:08,041 Get back on your feet. Then good night. 700 00:52:11,127 --> 00:52:12,962 Serge! 701 00:52:16,507 --> 00:52:19,594 Stay until I fall asleep. 702 00:52:20,678 --> 00:52:23,306 Yes, my Claude. Yes. 703 00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:31,648 Good afternoon, Veronique. This is Claude Mendelbaum. 704 00:52:31,981 --> 00:52:34,651 I wanted to apologize. I'm so sorry. 705 00:52:34,984 --> 00:52:39,155 What. Let's not talk about it anymore. Listen. It's nice that you call 706 00:52:39,155 --> 00:52:42,659 But I have very little time. - I thought of you, 707 00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:46,829 and I said to myself we should meet again, huh? 708 00:52:47,413 --> 00:52:50,792 Who knows. We could have coffee before you leave. 709 00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:55,505 Yes / Yes. Why not. Later. - Yeah, that's fine. Then later. 710 00:52:55,505 --> 00:53:00,176 Tonight, or tomorrow for example? - Nice that you think of me ... 711 00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:03,346 Is normal. - I am sorry, but... 712 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:07,642 How do i say it I would prefer if we stayed friends. Yes. 713 00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:10,895 You're welcome. 714 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:14,273 So friends. 715 00:53:15,274 --> 00:53:17,944 Will you call me? 716 00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:22,240 Good deal. 717 00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:28,871 What do we actually want here? - I have to go to my mother first, 718 00:53:28,871 --> 00:53:32,125 to bring her fresh laundry. - Will you have a sip with us? 719 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,126 Leave it! 720 00:53:35,628 --> 00:53:38,715 Yes? Ah, always in. Always in. I will be picked up. Fantastic. 721 00:53:38,881 --> 00:53:41,259 How are you? - Maman, where are you going? 722 00:53:41,634 --> 00:53:44,929 As? Where do i want to go Out of course. I'm going do you understand 723 00:53:44,929 --> 00:53:47,348 Don't get upset. - No, I don't want to stay here. 724 00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:51,436 Don't get upset. All is well. Serge. I told you about him. 725 00:53:52,061 --> 00:53:53,271 Ah yes. - Nice to meet you, madame. 726 00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:56,315 All mine. You were the gendarme. 727 00:53:56,733 --> 00:54:00,862 No, I have to pass. - What. I was sure the gendarme. 728 00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:04,907 Mom? What are the green vegetables? - Oh. It's so impossible. 729 00:54:04,907 --> 00:54:09,078 Just chocolate and red things. - Yes. I'm talking to the sister. 730 00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:11,289 Are you staying with her - Yes, just chocolate. 731 00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:13,332 Then have a seat, General. 732 00:54:14,792 --> 00:54:19,088 I am the son of Mme Mendelbaum. What do I see? They give her green vegetables. 733 00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:22,467 Green beans. She hates it. You know, it's on the list. 734 00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:25,803 Are you traveling? - Yes. 735 00:54:25,970 --> 00:54:29,182 I have a rendezvous. I don't live forever, you know? 736 00:54:29,974 --> 00:54:34,145 That's a good thing. Because I'm starting to get a little bored. And... 737 00:54:34,145 --> 00:54:37,315 There are only old people here. There are so many old people. 738 00:54:38,524 --> 00:54:40,943 I'm ready. - Ah, that's good. 739 00:54:41,527 --> 00:54:44,697 When I'm gone, all he's got is you. 740 00:54:45,823 --> 00:54:49,243 can I ask you for something? - Of course. 741 00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:53,206 Never let him down. 742 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:56,626 I never let him down. I promise it. 743 00:54:57,502 --> 00:55:00,588 He is in good hands with you. 744 00:55:01,255 --> 00:55:04,801 It's very reassuring. I do know my son. 745 00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:10,890 Although I haven't recognized him since you've been here. He is wonderful. 746 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:13,017 Yes. He's making progress. 747 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:18,231 Never green vegetables, never cornstarch. Did I never say that? Incredible! 748 00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:22,401 Now what! Come on! Look for yourself! Take a look at the plate! 749 00:55:22,401 --> 00:55:24,153 Look at me! 750 00:55:27,323 --> 00:55:30,493 How old is he there? - I have a cousin in Narbonne. 751 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:34,038 He was a brigadier, I think. Did you know him? 752 00:55:34,205 --> 00:55:35,331 Hm? 753 00:55:35,331 --> 00:55:40,586 Michel. A big one with curls. With such a small mustache. 754 00:55:40,586 --> 00:55:43,798 Similar to yours. - Michel? Michel, of course. 755 00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:47,677 Is he alright? - I want to know that from you. 756 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:52,431 I am happy to know your mother. She must have been a marvelous woman. 757 00:55:52,765 --> 00:55:55,726 It still is today. 758 00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:59,981 When she got you how old was she - 45. 759 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:03,818 The doctor said that as a late birth she would get a genius or a moron. 760 00:56:03,818 --> 00:56:06,320 Right. - What? 761 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,490 No no. - Oh, very funny. Really. 762 00:56:10,074 --> 00:56:12,618 Did you bring something - Yes. Here, macaroons. 763 00:56:12,618 --> 00:56:16,205 Super. With that the women fly to you. - I wish you a good evening. 764 00:56:16,205 --> 00:56:19,041 How are you? - I'm feeling good. I invite you. 765 00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:22,461 Oh no, out of the question. - As always, M. Serge? 766 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:24,589 Are you following me? - Exactly, please. 767 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:28,718 You shouldn't always pay. - After all, you are the brilliant son ... 768 00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:29,927 your late mother. 769 00:56:30,928 --> 00:56:35,474 Excuse me, I'm a little shy. - Unfortunately I didn't understand a word. 770 00:56:35,808 --> 00:56:39,103 I am a locksmith with specialization. - Locksmith or locksmith? 771 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,024 I definitely don't want children. I already have four at home. 772 00:56:43,983 --> 00:56:49,113 I do marathons and half marathons. I run two marathons a year. 773 00:56:49,113 --> 00:56:50,239 Gut. 774 00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,117 That goes well with my job. As I said, locksmith. 775 00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:56,996 Locksmith. - The route is 42.195 km. 776 00:56:57,204 --> 00:57:01,375 And, for example, that of Paris, which starts on the Champs-Elysées, 777 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:04,295 goes across Paris on the Concorde. - You may like? 778 00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:07,882 D rather not. I am in the stabilization phase. 10 pounds are gone. 779 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:12,345 Then a loop in the Bois de Vincennes, on to the Bois de Boulogne ... 780 00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:16,015 The finish line is at Avenue Foch. - A macaroon? 781 00:57:16,390 --> 00:57:19,477 No thanks. I have to fart from it. 782 00:57:21,103 --> 00:57:23,814 I want to give this to you. I hope to see you again. 783 00:57:24,398 --> 00:57:27,193 That is nice of you. What's this? Batteries? 784 00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:31,030 I know you 785 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:35,576 Yes, yes, me you too. I don’t know where from. But yes. 786 00:57:36,577 --> 00:57:39,956 You visit me occasionally. The "Cleopatra". 787 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,083 Das was? - Das "Cleopatra". 788 00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:44,835 Das "Cleopatra". - Ja. 789 00:57:44,835 --> 00:57:47,338 No, I don't think so. - Then the "2 + 2". 790 00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:51,133 I don't know about restaurants and bars, never heard of it, I'm sorry. 791 00:57:51,133 --> 00:57:55,262 You don't know your way Then we don't know each other. 792 00:57:55,262 --> 00:57:58,224 I see new people all the time. 793 00:57:58,516 --> 00:58:02,645 Stop. You are Mathias's wife. Claude Mendelbaum. 794 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:07,191 I work with him at Investek Technologies. What are you doing here? 795 00:58:11,696 --> 00:58:14,323 Serge. Funny meeting you here. 796 00:58:14,323 --> 00:58:16,158 Latifah. 797 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:19,036 I'm glad. That must mean that you have yourself under control again. 798 00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:23,666 Oh come on Don't start like this, Latifah. And you? What are you doing here? 799 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:27,712 You don't need me for the girls? - A friend does that. 800 00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:31,757 They adore him. So ... - I'm not even angry anymore. 801 00:58:32,466 --> 00:58:36,637 I feel more pity. - Do we have to discuss this now? 802 00:58:36,637 --> 00:58:40,766 It is neither the moment nor the place. - You left me 2 months ago. 803 00:58:40,766 --> 00:58:44,270 You needed time for yourself. I thought it was true. 804 00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:49,358 And now I meet you here. You're pathetic, Serge. 805 00:58:52,319 --> 00:58:55,406 You'll end up lonely, good luck. 806 00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:10,963 Yeah right. It hits exactly. - I'm quitting for today. 807 00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:13,257 What about you? - I'll wait for you in the car. 808 00:59:13,257 --> 00:59:14,550 Do you want a macaroon? - no 809 00:59:28,022 --> 00:59:29,648 On? 810 00:59:36,238 --> 00:59:39,492 Funny that married people go along. - It's weird, yeah. 811 00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:42,536 Take you - no 812 00:59:42,536 --> 00:59:46,123 Are we still drinking something? - No, I'll drive you home. 813 00:59:46,123 --> 00:59:50,294 Don't stuff yourself with it. - I liked Latifah. 814 00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:54,715 I have your number. 815 00:59:58,677 --> 01:00:01,347 That was a joke. 816 01:00:08,687 --> 01:00:10,940 Here. - What's this? 817 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:14,068 A small present. - Why? 818 01:00:14,735 --> 01:00:17,404 Well, pack it out. 819 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:23,035 Now I don't know what to say anymore. 820 01:00:23,494 --> 01:00:26,455 Never mind. Don't say anything 821 01:00:30,751 --> 01:00:33,838 Should help to find the dream woman. 822 01:00:34,547 --> 01:00:36,340 Idiot. 823 01:00:37,007 --> 01:00:41,053 Shall we go have a drink now? - Yes. Okay. 824 01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:49,728 According to my report, your meetings have not been very successful. 825 01:00:49,728 --> 01:00:54,275 Apparently you're hiding things. This thwart a conversation. 826 01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:57,736 And thus a possible relationship. 827 01:00:59,113 --> 01:01:02,366 But no worry. We have a solution for candidates like you too. 828 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:07,037 Do I get a reprimand? - But no, M. Mendelbaum. 829 01:01:07,204 --> 01:01:10,291 We're not in school. 830 01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:15,379 No, we would just like to ask you to step into the circle once. 831 01:01:15,546 --> 01:01:16,547 In the circle? 832 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,632 Brad Pitt. - Keanu Reeves. 833 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:20,718 George Clooney. - Warren Beatty. 834 01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:23,179 Bruce Willis. - Eddy Murphy. 835 01:01:23,596 --> 01:01:25,514 Matt Damon. - Johnny Depp. 836 01:01:25,890 --> 01:01:28,976 And now you step into the circle. 837 01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:34,231 Come on. They also. 838 01:01:35,649 --> 01:01:38,611 Our life will change. 839 01:01:39,236 --> 01:01:42,114 Our life will change. 840 01:01:42,114 --> 01:01:45,284 Participate, M. Mendelbaum. - I do. 841 01:01:50,414 --> 01:01:53,584 You have to say it louder. I do not hear anything. 842 01:01:55,419 --> 01:01:58,714 Our life will change. - Well. 843 01:02:02,509 --> 01:02:05,679 This is continued. - This is the way to continue. 844 01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:11,143 Sorry. 845 01:02:14,438 --> 01:02:18,859 Keep moving. Very loose. And yet nicely concentrated, isn't it? 846 01:02:18,859 --> 01:02:21,528 Very good very good. 847 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,645 Oh, oh. 848 01:02:55,813 --> 01:02:58,899 Unfortunately moved. - I didn't move a bit. 849 01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:02,194 Here it was Johnny Depp. With your foot. 850 01:03:02,194 --> 01:03:04,488 Eliminated. - Eliminated. 851 01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:07,992 Eliminated. - Go on. Move nicely. 852 01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:13,580 Very loose. And yet focused. Now you dance like a cat. 853 01:03:15,207 --> 01:03:18,168 So excited, M. Mendelbaum? 854 01:03:30,472 --> 01:03:34,393 Unfortunately moved, M. Mendelbaum. How childish. 855 01:03:37,104 --> 01:03:41,650 Every chair is a woman. Every woman is a chair. Go in circles. 856 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:55,414 Yeah i know it hurts It goes on. Everyone get up quickly. 857 01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:59,460 And together we straighten the ties. And concentration. 858 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:19,605 Veronique, I was thinking of you. I bought you a present. 859 01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:23,942 Oh, nothing big at all. - Oh, but Serge, you are crazy. 860 01:04:23,942 --> 01:04:27,112 You don't have to do that. 861 01:04:27,112 --> 01:04:29,698 It's just a small thing. I hope to see you again. 862 01:04:29,698 --> 01:04:32,326 I beg your pardon? - Nothing. 863 01:04:38,165 --> 01:04:41,251 Look out for our special offers. 864 01:04:42,795 --> 01:04:45,464 Come on. - Come on, Pauline. 865 01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:49,259 Either you move your ass or nothing happens. Understood? 866 01:04:49,259 --> 01:04:53,430 I do a lot. Why are you saying that? - Please say the promotional price ... 867 01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:56,809 for sausages, how much longer does it go? - I don't work here. 868 01:04:57,309 --> 01:05:01,355 You have to get more involved. Stop pulling a face like that. 869 01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:05,401 This is true. I had ... Pauline! Which cereal do they eat? 870 01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:09,279 Take that with chocolate for Pauline. And the smacks for Justine. 871 01:05:09,279 --> 01:05:12,908 Okay. It takes a minimum of initiative. 872 01:05:12,908 --> 01:05:17,079 My cards were lousy from the start. - Stop your cards at last. 873 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:21,250 The odds are the same for everyone. What do you do with a bad hand? 874 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:25,295 Jesus Christ, you bluff, damn it. And get the win if possible. 875 01:05:25,462 --> 01:05:28,549 You buckle before the battle. You're nothing but a coward, Claude. 876 01:05:29,174 --> 01:05:33,387 Might be. But I've had four meetings on Germain since Sharon Stone. 877 01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:37,057 Everything rivets. So please excuse me. But I'm starting to find that ridiculous. 878 01:05:37,224 --> 01:05:41,353 How many times should I tell you? Don't think so much all the time. 879 01:05:41,353 --> 01:05:44,398 Otherwise you're out. - I don't see any honey pops. 880 01:05:44,398 --> 01:05:47,484 Yes, there are delivery problems. 881 01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:52,990 Funny. Why is everyone asking you? - That is normal. That was always so. 882 01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:57,161 I'm used to it. I am not complaining. At my last job ... 883 01:05:57,161 --> 01:05:59,496 I got paid 1 1/2 years after I left. 884 01:05:59,663 --> 01:06:02,708 Oh what, why? - They didn't notice I was leaving. 885 01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:08,338 It's because I look like many. - How many? Look at the coat. 886 01:06:08,338 --> 01:06:10,799 This is what a provincial history professor wears. 887 01:06:11,508 --> 01:06:15,679 The color is so wrong. You look how many Nonsense! 888 01:06:15,679 --> 01:06:19,892 No, if you want to achieve something, you have to change your style. Got it? 889 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:23,520 You're right. - Pauline, Justine. Come to me. 890 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,148 It's not off, just gray. - He's gray. And completely wrong. 891 01:06:29,651 --> 01:06:32,446 Now you're exaggerating something. - Stylish, you said. 892 01:06:32,654 --> 01:06:36,241 But you always have to be discreet. - Nobody notices me, it was said. 893 01:06:36,408 --> 01:06:39,953 Fine. Chill out. It shouldn't be a reproach. 894 01:06:40,454 --> 01:06:42,831 But you have to admit it's tough. - I am a little bit nervous. 895 01:06:42,831 --> 01:06:47,002 Listen. You stroll to the table, take a look at the block ... 896 01:06:47,002 --> 01:06:51,256 with the invitations, find one that you can read the first name of ... 897 01:06:51,256 --> 01:06:55,427 and go in. Directly. And then we'll have a cocktail first. 898 01:06:55,427 --> 01:06:59,097 The table for singles is always a good meeting point. Should someone ask you: 899 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:02,726 I'm the cousin of the guy who works with the mother of the bride. 900 01:07:03,435 --> 01:07:06,522 Well, fine. It works out. You'll see. 901 01:07:07,147 --> 01:07:10,317 Is that your present - This is my tried and tested raclette. 902 01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:14,488 Door opener for official occasions. I leave it in the cloakroom 903 01:07:14,488 --> 01:07:17,574 where I'll pick it up later. I've had it for four years. 904 01:07:18,575 --> 01:07:21,703 Has survived many a celebration. - Yes. 905 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:24,915 Well, fine. So, attack. 906 01:07:28,502 --> 01:07:30,337 Let's go. 907 01:07:35,342 --> 01:07:38,679 What is wrong with you? - I can not do this. You don't do that. 908 01:07:38,679 --> 01:07:42,808 I don't feel good about being invited. - We are here because of you. 909 01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:45,769 I do not feel well. 910 01:07:47,729 --> 01:07:51,483 Good day. - Serge. Serge. I can't do it. 911 01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:55,153 Come on man. Give yourself a jerk. Look around you idiot. 912 01:07:56,029 --> 01:08:00,450 Trust me. It'll be fine. Come on. Come on now. Come on now. 913 01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:03,954 I'll go ahead. - Good evening. 914 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:12,921 M. Jean-Yves Trubain, you are sitting at the St. Nectaire table. Have fun. 915 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:19,177 Monsieur and Madame Carlus de Leveque. Your place card. A lovely evening. 916 01:08:20,053 --> 01:08:23,140 Good evening, monsieur. Your name please. 917 01:08:24,057 --> 01:08:27,561 The cousin. I am the cousin. The cousin of the guy 918 01:08:28,228 --> 01:08:32,524 who works with the bride. No, no, the one before the wedding ... 919 01:08:32,524 --> 01:08:35,819 I am my mother's cousin. - Sorry? 920 01:08:36,361 --> 01:08:38,989 Mendelbaum, Claude. 921 01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:42,576 Well I ... 922 01:08:42,576 --> 01:08:46,747 I'm sorry, but I can't find you. Moment. Did you say, 923 01:08:46,747 --> 01:08:51,668 De La Motte, Jean-Claude? Have fun, monsieur. Good evening. 924 01:09:24,701 --> 01:09:28,246 I was looking for you. Do you recognize me? - no 925 01:09:28,538 --> 01:09:32,709 I am Manon's great-uncle. They couldn't find a better one. 926 01:09:32,709 --> 01:09:36,129 So here. And my congratulations. - Many thanks. 927 01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:44,680 Hot caliber at the start. - I haven't looked around yet. 928 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:48,725 Come on, relax now. Flirt. The hardest is done. 929 01:09:48,934 --> 01:09:52,145 Now you are an official guest. - This is from someone who thought 930 01:09:52,145 --> 01:09:54,898 i would be the bridegroom - Sure, he sees a white suit. 931 01:09:55,607 --> 01:09:58,694 You can get some real cream tonight. 932 01:10:00,946 --> 01:10:02,614 Hallo, Jean-Pierre. - Hallo, Serge. 933 01:10:02,864 --> 01:10:05,784 How is it going today Will be served? - It's being served. 934 01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:08,370 Oh yes. And how many cocktails? - Every 15th 935 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:11,206 Every 15th that's not bad. 936 01:10:11,206 --> 01:10:13,583 Every 15th you have to use that. - Many thanks. 937 01:10:14,918 --> 01:10:18,255 To the best of luck. - You flew here after all. 938 01:10:20,632 --> 01:10:24,803 It's me, Aunt Muguette. Do I look so different? It's been forever 939 01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:28,765 I know - Of course he recognizes you. 940 01:10:28,765 --> 01:10:32,811 Go. And have fun. We meet at the table for daredevils. 941 01:10:44,698 --> 01:10:47,784 Excuse me, sorry. Excuse me. 942 01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:55,333 Hello, you little guy. Forgiveness. Excuse me. 943 01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:59,880 Forgiveness. Sorry. Manon! 944 01:11:00,088 --> 01:11:02,758 Manon, Manon, Manon. 945 01:11:10,807 --> 01:11:15,020 I would like to introduce you to my nephew. He comes all the way from Argentina. 946 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:17,439 He's the one from that big bank in Buenos Aires. 947 01:11:18,315 --> 01:11:21,818 Congratulation. You look gorgeous. - Many thanks. 948 01:11:29,951 --> 01:11:31,119 Good evening. - Good evening. 949 01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:35,081 Manon's friend, aren't you? - Congratulations. 950 01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:44,841 When I was 25, I met my wife. At 30 I was married ... 951 01:11:44,841 --> 01:11:47,344 Divorced at 40. 952 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:50,305 The typical career. 953 01:11:51,598 --> 01:11:54,768 Well, what the heck. Life takes care of worries. 954 01:11:55,227 --> 01:11:59,272 Worry breakers are the vines. Ladies, I'm reloading right away. 955 01:12:02,275 --> 01:12:06,446 I had a lot of you at a young age. I was shy, uptight 956 01:12:06,446 --> 01:12:10,659 miserably coiffed. With skin problems. You should have seen me then. 957 01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,994 I tell you - Everything's great, I see. 958 01:12:13,203 --> 01:12:17,249 Oh, be quiet. Will you excuse us - Yes, of course. Just go. 959 01:12:17,707 --> 01:12:21,878 The woman is too much. I know their whole family history. 960 01:12:21,878 --> 01:12:26,591 She's like my mother at the beginning. I got more envelopes. 961 01:12:26,591 --> 01:12:28,009 Fantastic. - I want to get out. 962 01:12:28,009 --> 01:12:32,097 No no. Not now. We have a great lap there. Come along. 963 01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:35,642 No hold up Second. - There he is. He is from Argentina. 964 01:12:36,101 --> 01:12:39,646 And this is Julia Marquez. A second cousin. 965 01:12:40,063 --> 01:12:41,439 I leave you alone. - See you. 966 01:12:41,940 --> 01:12:43,066 Good evening. - Good evening. 967 01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:47,320 So how is Buenos Aires? - Whoever likes it. I like it. 968 01:12:52,033 --> 01:12:53,660 That's exactly right. 969 01:13:07,465 --> 01:13:10,427 I also like to be happy. 970 01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:43,251 Do you like the party? - Yes. 971 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:46,129 Absolutely. A lot. 972 01:13:47,213 --> 01:13:50,550 Oh. And you ... I found the bride and groom on the dog sled beautiful. 973 01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:54,262 A typical idea from Philippe. He tends to exaggerate. 974 01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:59,100 Do you like the party? - I don't really notice anything. 975 01:13:59,809 --> 01:14:03,355 Today is the best day of my life, I think. 976 01:14:06,232 --> 01:14:08,860 For me too. 977 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:19,996 Excuse me, monsieur. Who exactly are you? 978 01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:21,539 I beg your pardon? 979 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:26,503 Yes, but I always find I know if you've made the right choice 980 01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:30,006 is pretty hard. - To me, life is like poker. 981 01:14:31,216 --> 01:14:36,137 I love the risk. I put everything on one card if you want. 982 01:14:36,137 --> 01:14:39,724 Do you think that was correct? - no Yes, yes. I do not know. 983 01:14:39,724 --> 01:14:42,811 Perhaps. Why are you asking me I don't know my way around. 984 01:14:42,811 --> 01:14:46,231 So, monsieur. This way. - But wait a minute. 985 01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:49,526 I just said I am ... - The guy that might be. 986 01:14:50,151 --> 01:14:54,614 Does not matter. You should be ashamed of yourself. You must go. The exit is there. 987 01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:57,659 Scandalous. What a cheek. 988 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:18,930 Thank you. Very delicious. - random selection. 989 01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:22,809 The boys are really great caterers. Thank you very much, Claude. 990 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:27,480 My good raclette. It has emotional value to me. 991 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:30,442 I've had it for a long time. 992 01:15:30,442 --> 01:15:33,653 Been successful? - Yes I think so. 993 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:38,199 It feels weird. - I guess it's serious. The Spanish woman? 994 01:15:39,409 --> 01:15:43,621 Your aunt Muguette's girlfriend? - Julia? No, I don't like it. 995 01:15:43,621 --> 01:15:46,291 Here, look. But I have her number. 996 01:15:46,916 --> 01:15:50,420 Ah. Well. I like that. You are making progress. 997 01:15:51,087 --> 01:15:54,174 Who is it? - Medium-sized brunette. 998 01:15:54,591 --> 01:15:57,552 And eyes like in a fairy tale. 999 01:15:58,219 --> 01:16:00,805 I do not know. - Nice dress, completely white. 1000 01:16:01,264 --> 01:16:04,225 White dress? I do not get it. 1001 01:16:05,518 --> 01:16:08,646 It's the one that came in on the sledge. 1002 01:16:08,646 --> 01:16:11,608 Oh no. That’s crazy. 1003 01:16:14,778 --> 01:16:16,362 Serge. 1004 01:16:16,529 --> 01:16:20,033 I don't know what is wrong with me. I just think about her. 1005 01:16:21,242 --> 01:16:25,080 I am tied up. Everything is spinning in my head. 1006 01:16:25,830 --> 01:16:29,876 You are in love my friend You are completely crazy with love. 1007 01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:39,969 Can i keep this? - Sure, sure. I get that. 1008 01:16:40,136 --> 01:16:43,306 If you want. - You don't have them all. 1009 01:16:51,481 --> 01:16:53,900 So ... to you. - Yes. 1010 01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:58,113 Sorry, but do you have photos of the bride too? From her alone? 1011 01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:00,907 Yes, I should have. Do you belong to the family? 1012 01:17:01,574 --> 01:17:04,869 - Yes, I belong to the family. Incidentally, to the closest family. 1013 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,831 I am Aunt Muguette's nephew. You understand? 1014 01:17:08,456 --> 01:17:10,291 And and. 1015 01:17:13,044 --> 01:17:16,589 That's them. - Fine, I'll take it then. 1016 01:17:17,674 --> 01:17:19,342 All. I take all. - All? 1017 01:17:19,884 --> 01:17:21,511 Everyone. Yes. 1018 01:17:26,599 --> 01:17:31,229 Look at one. Shall we have a drink? - What did you want with my wife? 1019 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,773 What? - Stop it, don't fool me. 1020 01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:38,361 You're interested in Sophie, right? - How can you even think that? 1021 01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:41,573 I showed her how to do bridge. And brought her the girls. 1022 01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:45,285 At first I thought you were shy, but you are lousy. Because of bridge. 1023 01:17:45,285 --> 01:17:48,788 This is complete nonsense. And the children have a father. 1024 01:17:49,747 --> 01:17:52,625 Do you have a father? - I beg your pardon? 1025 01:17:53,501 --> 01:17:57,714 You are ridiculous. Ridiculous. I don't know which of us is worse. 1026 01:17:57,881 --> 01:18:00,550 Oh really? - Don't give me advice on morals. 1027 01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:05,180 Don't think I don't know about Veronique and you. You didn't care. 1028 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:09,392 And I was almost there with her. - Almost there. How about this bride? 1029 01:18:09,392 --> 01:18:12,478 You were almost there too. Hm? 1030 01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:18,568 You know what? I agree with you. Your wife would have gotten bored. 1031 01:18:18,568 --> 01:18:21,654 Because of your nature, I have little desire to continue our contact. 1032 01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:25,033 The continuation of our contact? Poor pig. 1033 01:18:41,007 --> 01:18:43,635 Ah, Daniel. 1034 01:18:44,802 --> 01:18:47,889 Well. I wanted to speak to you - I'm all right with Nathalie again. 1035 01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:50,725 I'm moving back in with us. I am so glad I have no words. 1036 01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:53,686 All the better. 1037 01:18:55,271 --> 01:18:58,441 You have to go - Yes / Yes. I'll call you. 1038 01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:18,169 Eve. That's a happy surprise. - You sounded awful on the phone. 1039 01:19:18,169 --> 01:19:22,131 Are you in shape again? - Yes, in top shape. I feel great. 1040 01:19:22,131 --> 01:19:26,469 Thank you for coming. - May I? I have the medication. 1041 01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:28,930 And and. 1042 01:19:32,767 --> 01:19:35,979 Did you drink enough - I'm afraid not. 1043 01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:41,818 Is that good? 1044 01:19:49,284 --> 01:19:51,911 Who is this? 1045 01:19:52,704 --> 01:19:54,539 Serge. 1046 01:19:55,206 --> 01:19:58,334 Many thanks. The one in the wedding dress. - Manon. 1047 01:19:59,669 --> 01:20:02,839 Manon Puchavant. - A friend of yours? 1048 01:20:09,053 --> 01:20:12,223 What's the matter, Claude? - I can not help it. 1049 01:20:14,475 --> 01:20:16,811 Just five minutes. But I can't forget her anymore. 1050 01:20:17,603 --> 01:20:20,815 I do not want to disappoint you. But... 1051 01:20:21,441 --> 01:20:23,526 How should I say she's obviously taken. 1052 01:20:23,901 --> 01:20:26,988 Yes. Yes, she is someone else's wife. 1053 01:20:28,281 --> 01:20:30,408 In my case, women are always other people's women. 1054 01:20:30,950 --> 01:20:34,037 What are you talking about, Claude? 1055 01:20:37,915 --> 01:20:42,670 How am I supposed to start? I can't do it. What do you want? 1056 01:20:43,504 --> 01:20:47,008 I know. I'm alone. But it's not my fault. 1057 01:20:47,759 --> 01:20:51,054 No that's not you. - Just leave me alone. 1058 01:20:52,430 --> 01:20:55,600 It's not me. Leave me alone 1059 01:20:57,101 --> 01:21:01,147 It's definitely not up to you. Really not. I know that. 1060 01:21:03,232 --> 01:21:08,821 It's okay, Claude. Come on. That will be again. 1061 01:21:17,538 --> 01:21:21,626 Hold on, be careful. Attention. Mom. - Excuse me, Francis. 1062 01:21:21,626 --> 01:21:24,587 Maman, don't call me Francis! 1063 01:21:24,587 --> 01:21:28,049 Do you have a little girlfriend - No, I don't have a little girlfriend. 1064 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,551 Stop doing that. You annoy - Please, gendarme ... 1065 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:33,179 No no. Stop it now. - Well. 1066 01:21:33,179 --> 01:21:36,349 Serge is not a gendarme at all. - Goodbye then. 1067 01:21:36,349 --> 01:21:37,517 I will never come back. 1068 01:21:37,892 --> 01:21:39,644 Sean Penn. - Anthony Hopkins. 1069 01:21:39,977 --> 01:21:42,021 Jean-Claude Van Damme. - Jackie Chan. 1070 01:21:42,021 --> 01:21:44,107 Joe Pesecli. - John Travolta. 1071 01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:50,029 Gentlemen. Step into the circle. 1072 01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:54,117 Have a good time. - Yes, mom. 1073 01:21:54,117 --> 01:21:57,203 I wish you a good time too. 1074 01:22:13,845 --> 01:22:16,556 That's a nice surprise. - Good day. 1075 01:22:17,348 --> 01:22:19,517 What do you want, Serge? - What did you tell him? 1076 01:22:19,517 --> 01:22:20,643 Wem? 1077 01:22:20,643 --> 01:22:22,979 The Pope. You know who is meant. So tell me. 1078 01:22:23,396 --> 01:22:26,065 Is that why you came You have to be very busy. 1079 01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:30,695 I said you were a liar A coward and bastard. An egoist. 1080 01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:35,658 The truth, nothing more. - Egoist? Did you really say that 1081 01:22:36,033 --> 01:22:40,163 I don't have much respect for you anymore, but think right away 1082 01:22:40,163 --> 01:22:43,499 I would cheat you in front of someone I know little about 1083 01:22:43,499 --> 01:22:46,586 that would be like saying you were gone because it was too boring. 1084 01:22:46,794 --> 01:22:49,589 That's not your style. - No. 1085 01:22:49,755 --> 01:22:53,176 I'll tell you something, Serge. You don't trust anyone. That's it. 1086 01:22:53,718 --> 01:22:56,345 Forgiveness. 1087 01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:02,310 You will end up lonely, Serge. - I don't need sermons. 1088 01:23:03,519 --> 01:23:07,732 Oh, nothing happened to your friend. I would have thought 1089 01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:10,860 you wanted to know, but good. Salut, see you in two years. 1090 01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:21,120 You're welcome. Now there is a super delicious raclette. 1091 01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:29,086 What's the matter, Justine. Why are you looking like that? 1092 01:23:30,421 --> 01:23:33,049 Oh, these women. 1093 01:23:33,674 --> 01:23:36,969 What shoud that? There are only three of us. - Maybe Claude will come. 1094 01:23:36,969 --> 01:23:39,388 Don't annoy me with it every day. And please sit down. 1095 01:23:40,139 --> 01:23:43,351 Raclette can also be eaten well with three people. 1096 01:23:48,981 --> 01:23:53,986 Yes what? Any complaints? Just say you're starting now too. 1097 01:23:54,153 --> 01:23:55,154 Gives! 1098 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:39,073 The menu has apple and wheat parfait for dessert, I get it instead ... 1099 01:24:39,073 --> 01:24:42,618 a double carpaccio? Thank you. - I do not know. I will ask. 1100 01:24:43,452 --> 01:24:46,414 Everyone tells me it's crazy that I'm still single. 1101 01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:49,625 My colleague, actually she is my assistant, said the other day: 1102 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:53,337 "Julia, you are not only intelligent, you are awesome. How do you do that?" 1103 01:24:53,963 --> 01:24:56,632 As you can guess, everyone in the office loves me. 1104 01:24:57,091 --> 01:25:02,305 It's like my ex. I said, "Go back to your mother." 1105 01:25:03,222 --> 01:25:07,018 Nothing to do. I've had enough. His bad breath in the morning. 1106 01:25:07,184 --> 01:25:11,314 Then the Sundays with his family. Not to mention his friends. 1107 01:25:11,314 --> 01:25:14,734 All just brain amputees. - Something like that happens. This is... 1108 01:25:14,734 --> 01:25:18,154 I just make certain demands. Am I not boring you either? 1109 01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:22,366 No. What. Not at all. - And this wedding we were at 1110 01:25:22,366 --> 01:25:26,495 such a farce. That took two weeks with difficulty. Me and Manon ... 1111 01:25:26,495 --> 01:25:29,081 phone almost every day. She now lives in New York. Allegedly, 1112 01:25:29,081 --> 01:25:33,252 to work there. And also to gain distance. Well, if you believe it. 1113 01:25:33,252 --> 01:25:37,465 That would be nothing for me. Marry. And then throw it all away again. 1114 01:25:37,465 --> 01:25:41,093 A promise of marriage is important. You don't give that ... 1115 01:25:41,093 --> 01:25:45,264 just like that, not just for amusement, why then? Did you want to prove something? 1116 01:25:45,264 --> 01:25:50,311 She wanted to show everyone that she is beautiful and happy. And then... 1117 01:26:20,966 --> 01:26:24,053 I've been thinking about it, Claude. 1118 01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:29,016 I want to continue to be your friend. 1119 01:27:07,179 --> 01:27:08,764 Here. 1120 01:27:10,516 --> 01:27:13,227 Your plane leaves in half an hour. She works... 1121 01:27:13,227 --> 01:27:16,939 Broadway 750 at the corner of 49th Street. I wrote everything down for you. 1122 01:27:16,939 --> 01:27:21,944 Your hotel is only 200 m away. Daniel sent two suits. 1123 01:27:23,696 --> 01:27:25,865 Your eyes sparkle when you talk about her. 1124 01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:32,246 Why are you doing this for me - I chased women for 15 years. 1125 01:27:32,955 --> 01:27:37,501 Since we've known each other, I don't know, I feel less alone. 1126 01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:40,463 And less like an idiot. 1127 01:27:42,298 --> 01:27:45,384 All the best. Will you call me? - Yes / Yes. 1128 01:27:46,010 --> 01:27:47,094 Tell me everything. - I'm leaving now. 1129 01:27:47,595 --> 01:27:50,556 Clear. - I'll call you. 1130 01:27:53,225 --> 01:27:55,895 Call me soon. 1131 01:30:34,929 --> 01:30:35,930 Preferably some chewing gum. 1132 01:30:58,327 --> 01:31:02,039 I do not know. No, I don't work here. I am not an american. 1133 01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:07,294 That can not be true. Even here. 1134 01:31:11,924 --> 01:31:12,925 Fucking thing. 1135 01:31:27,106 --> 01:31:28,941 Claude? 1136 01:31:29,608 --> 01:31:31,443 Claude! 1137 01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:34,196 It really is you. That is unbelievable. 1138 01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:36,281 And. 1139 01:31:36,532 --> 01:31:39,201 Well, good afternoon. 1140 01:31:40,577 --> 01:31:44,540 And what are you doing here? - TYes ... do you have time for coffee? 1141 01:31:44,707 --> 01:31:45,874 But yes. - Well. 1142 01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:49,795 'N completely crazy coincidence, eh ”? - Yes. Yes / Yes. 1143 01:31:53,090 --> 01:31:56,510 You know, I thought about our conversation a lot. 1144 01:31:56,969 --> 01:32:01,849 Of your remark that you are betting everything on one card. I love poker. 1145 01:32:01,849 --> 01:32:03,976 With my trip I am playing at full risk. 1146 01:32:04,435 --> 01:32:07,771 But your stay in New York is private. Or do you have to work? 1147 01:32:08,772 --> 01:32:12,276 Let's say privately. But i'm working on one thing 1148 01:32:12,860 --> 01:32:15,362 which occupies me very often. For many years. 1149 01:32:15,946 --> 01:32:19,033 For many years, means ... - Almost 35. 1150 01:32:20,659 --> 01:32:22,536 So many? - Yes. 1151 01:32:22,536 --> 01:32:26,081 It's about a woman. I'm right? - Perhaps. 1152 01:32:26,248 --> 01:32:30,210 It's late. I have to go. But we'll see you again. Tomorrow? 1153 01:32:30,210 --> 01:32:32,713 This evening? - Why not. 1154 01:32:32,713 --> 01:32:36,050 Do you know the "Vegis"? Between Broadway and Lexington, two blocks from here. 1155 01:32:36,300 --> 01:32:38,093 Fabulous. - Around eight? 1156 01:32:38,385 --> 01:32:40,971 Super. Okay. I'm looking forward to it. - See you later. 1157 01:32:49,313 --> 01:32:50,898 Yes. 1158 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:58,864 Hello! Hello, Serge? Do you hear me? Are you sleeping? It's me. 1159 01:32:59,531 --> 01:33:02,159 I don't even know how to thank you. It is going very well. 1160 01:33:02,159 --> 01:33:05,871 It works. I almost don't hear you. 1161 01:33:06,038 --> 01:33:09,875 Are you not at home? - Did you find her? Do you meet? 1162 01:33:09,875 --> 01:33:14,046 Of course we will meet. I have a date on Broadway. 1163 01:33:14,046 --> 01:33:17,549 Imagine on Broadway. - Don't hope too much. 1164 01:33:18,008 --> 01:33:20,469 Listen, I saw her cousin Julia again yesterday. 1165 01:33:21,595 --> 01:33:24,556 Serge? Hello? Hello? - Hello? 1166 01:33:26,058 --> 01:33:28,644 I can not understand anything. Too busy. - Hello? 1167 01:33:29,353 --> 01:33:34,441 I have to go now. I'll call you. I'll call you and tell you everything. 1168 01:33:34,608 --> 01:33:37,694 Thanks again. Many thanks. - Hello? 1169 01:33:38,403 --> 01:33:39,404 Crap. 1170 01:34:50,058 --> 01:34:54,229 I hurried. - Nice to see you. 1171 01:35:01,612 --> 01:35:04,698 I am very sorry. - But whatever? 1172 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,745 We'll get through it. Our life will change. 1173 01:35:11,914 --> 01:35:14,875 You are right, Claude. 1174 01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:18,545 Our life will change. 95500

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