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- Hi, Tim.
- Hello, Heidi.
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l got the expense report. You might wanna
look at this before it goes to the boss.
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- Why do l want to look at it?
- Well, check out page two,
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under the heading, ''Things Tim Broke.''
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Porta-Potti, 500 bucks.
Mm, not bad.
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Plate-glass window, 2 75.
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Fuse and circuit breakers, 1 50 bucks?
Look, do me a big favor.
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- You know that Binford paper shredder?
- Mm-hmm.
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Why don't you be a good friend
and run this through that?
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Well, l can't. You broke it.
800 bucks.
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Well, why don't you help me out here
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and find something that l haven't broken
and hide it in there.
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''And here we have the complete line of
Binford pruners...
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the complete line of
Binford power pruners...''
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- What are you doing?
- Rehearsing.
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''The complete line of Binford's...''
lt's in the script. Look.
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Yeah, OK.
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l don't know. Are we demonstrating
the extended version?
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We are not! lf you'd read the script,
you would know that.
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How can l read the script?
lt's in pieces.
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- Hi, boys.
- (Tim) Hi, lrma.
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So, who's looking forward
to tonight's Cable Awards?
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Well, since you win everything every year,
l'm guessing you.
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l do expect a statue or two for my special
''21 Things You Can Do With A Squash.''
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- l can think of one more.
- Oh, Tim.
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You're such a little scallion.
Well, l'll see you tonight, boys.
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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Sometimes that woman
really steams my rutabagas.
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Don't let lrma get to ya. l think
we have a very good chance this year.
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Yeah, right.
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Come on, Tim.
Turn that frown upside-down. Come on.
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We never win. We go to the awards show.
We look like a bunch of losers sitting there.
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The crew gets all liquored up
and breaks things.
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What do you say we bail out early
and go to Eddie's Halloween party?
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We can't insult the nominating
committee. We can do both.
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We'll go to the awards
and then to the party.
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There's no point in going to the awards.
The judges don't go for family tool shows.
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They go for those highbrow, urban,
cappuccinoradicchio shows.
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May l remind you
that we've done some excellent episodes?
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Pick any show from ''Stucco Week.''
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- That's powerful television.
- Right.
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And who wasn't moved
by our ''Salute to Toilets''?
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We had the audience sitting
on the edge of their seats.
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We deserve to be there.
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- We do. Because we do quality television.
- Right.
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l mean, how many shows teach people
how to use stuff like this?
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.SubtitleDB.org today
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Why can't l go trick-or-treating tonight?
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'Cause you have a fever
and an ear infection.
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But how am l gonna get any candy?
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Well, when Randy goes out, he can just
ask for extra candy for his sick brother.
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Mom...
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l try that every year. lt never works.
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l'll give you a note.
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Oh, won't l be cool?
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- ls he OK?
- Hi. Yeah.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hey. A change in plans.
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l decided to go to the awards,
then we'll go to Eddie's party.
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No, no, no. More change of plans.
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We've lost the baby-sitter.
Somebody's gotta stay with Mark.
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- Randy can stay.
- Can't do it, Dad.
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l'm gong trick-or-treating
with a note from my mother.
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- Hi, Mom, Dad.
- What are you up to tonight?
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l'm just gonna hang out at Jason's.
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- Hi. l'm Jason.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- How you doin'?
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- Tool Time is my favorite show.
- Brad tells me kids your age don't watch it.
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Well, l'm a year older than Brad, sir. l know
that Tool Time isn't just about tools.
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lt's a metaphor for how we live in the '90s.
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lt is... it is... Yes.
Yeah, it is.
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l like this kid.
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Say, if you two
are just hanging out at Jason's,
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why don't you hang out here?
The sitter canceled.
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l don't want to ruin my night
baby-sitting Mark.
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Don't be selfish. Help me out here.
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lt's no big deal.
We can hang out here and watch TV.
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Hey, Mr. Taylor, are the Cable Awards
being televised?
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Absolutely. Channel 8 7
are pre-empting their programming.
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Which consists of an infomercial
and test pattern.
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You are funny!
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- l bet you could have your own show, too.
- l bet you could run for office.
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lt might not be a bad thing
to have a tool man in the White House.
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Maybe fix what's wrong with this country.
Stick with it, young man.
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Great.
Why'd you tell them we'd stay here alone?
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Brad, let me do the math for you.
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No parents, plus you and Senator Jason...
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equals party!
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My parents would kill me
if they found out l had a party.
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Brad, l know you're just
a measly freshman, but stick with me
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and you'll be a measly freshman
who threw one great party.
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And wait till you meet my friends,
Page and Bridgett. Hello!
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You're starting
to make a lot of sense, Senator.
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And the winner
for Best Achievement in Sound is...
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No surprise here. Cooking with Irma!
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(screams)
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How on Earth does she win for ''Sound''?
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What kind of sound
does a baked chicken make?
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(clucking)
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(choking)
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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This award makes 1 3.
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Or, as we like to say in my business,
a baker's dozen.
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l'll tell you,
that woman really just ticks me...
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Congratulations!
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You have to admit her shows are good.
She did that fabulous series on desserts.
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Did you see the one on the chiffon cake
with raspberry sauce?
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- Yes! Weren't you dying?
- (clinking glass)
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Excuse me. Got a minute?
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- Sorry.
- What table are we sitting at?
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The ''l love lrma'' table is right over there.
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(Heidi) Sorry, Tim.
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Look, l've had it. l'm gonna get out of here
and go to Eddie's party.
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You can't leave the awards show in the
middle of it! That's poor sportsmanship.
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Look at the Knitting with Norm table.
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Have they won anything tonight?
No. But they're still here.
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Do you want to be like him?
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The man's knitting a toaster cover
in public.
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But we can't all get up
and leave at the same time.
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You're right. lt would look bad.
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Al and llene, you go to the bathroom
and put your costumes on.
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We'll meet you out in the lobby
in ten minutes.
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- l don't want to go.
- Come on!
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There's still five awards left,
and lrma can't win them all.
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And now the award for Best Lighting.
The winner is...
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Irma Goes to the Fruit Stand
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All right, let's go change.
Come on, let's go.
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Brad, you've been working on your hair
for an hour and a half.
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Yeah. But you gotta admit it was worth it.
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- What are you doing?
- Turning on the Cable Awards.
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That way, when your parents get home,
we'll know what happened.
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How'd you get so smart?
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l've thrown a lot of parties
at other people's houses.
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My ear hurts. l think l have pus.
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You're fine.
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How would you know?
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l'm a doctor.
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You're in high school.
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l see patients during recess.
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(doorbell)
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That's them.
Get ready for the best night of your life.
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Mark, here's a buck, OK? Go upstairs.
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Best night of your life - two bucks.
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Brad, this is Page and Bridgett
and some of their friends.
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Hi, Brad. l love your hair.
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l haven't even combed it yet.
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- l brought some CDs.
- Which ones?
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- l got the new Mangled Lizards.
- Cool!
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The live album - Mangled in Moscow
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(# rock)
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(phone ringing)
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Hey! Everybody, quiet! Parents alert!
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Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.
Yeah, everything's fine.
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Jason! Stop tickling me!
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No, Mom. That was me.
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l don't know. Jason's a tickler.
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Yeah, everything's fine. Have a great time
and don't worry about us.
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All right. Bye.
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- Your parents aren't coming home early?
- No, no.
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My mom was just calling
and asking about my little brother's pus.
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My Little Brother's Pus. l love that band.
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Next year they should just move
my table right up on the stage!
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Or maybe have the ceremony
in your living room!
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- (cackling)
- (imitates Irma's laugh)
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(sighs)
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What is it - Mark?
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Mark's fine. l'm worried about
what else may be going on at the house.
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- What else is going on?
- Well...
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There was a lot of noise.
And Jason was tickling Brad.
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Maybe we should go home.
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lf Jason's tickling Brad,
l don't want to go home.
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l just don't like that Jason.
He's just too smooth.
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He's a good kid. lf it weren't for him, Brad
wouldn't be glued to the TV right now.
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Hey, Brad!
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Hey. Brad! How are you doing?
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And now the award for the best show.
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The nominees are Knitting with Norm
for his special on Japanese sweaters:
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''Tora! Tora! lt's Angora!''
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Cooking with Irma for her Christmas
special, ''Home for the Hollandaise.''
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l can't take any more of this.
Let's go. Come on.
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And Tool Time for their salute to engines,
''l Shoulda Had a V-8.''
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And the winner is...
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Tool Time!
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- Tool Time!
- We won!
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Al, get out of the bathroom!
We won Best Show!
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lt's about time someone took us seriously.
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llene! We won!
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Oh, you did?
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Congratulations... Oh!
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Come on, Fur Ball. Let's go get our award.
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l can't go up there looking like this!
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What are you - a man or a mouse?
Come on, buddy!
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Well, l guess you feel pretty silly
right about now.
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Um...
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We have so much thanks from everybody
at Tool Time. which, of course, is a... a...
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a show that is a metaphor
for how we live our lives in the '90s.
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l want to thank... everybody
from Binford Tools, Heidi, of course.
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My crew, if they can hear me out at the bar!
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My three boys for inspiration.
And who am l missing? Um...
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- Your wife.
- My wife. l'm sorry.
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And most of all, this man next to me,
Al Borland,
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whose professionalism
and class and dignity
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has been an inspiration to many of us.
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Thank you, Tim. l, uh...
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Well, l just want to say that... that this
proves that dreams really can come true.
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When l started out in this business...
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well, l... l lived in a hole in the wall.
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But...
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Well, l want to say did l give up? Did l
run away with my tail between my legs?
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No! No! l went on...
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And on, and on, and on.
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From both of us, thanks very much.
And good night.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Congratulations, buddy. Now you have
something to put on your mantel
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instead of that big picture of your mom
you blew up.
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That wasn't blown up.
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- Let's see.
- Let's see.
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(# rock)
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- l love this music. Who is it?
- The Bloated Jellyfish.
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Hey, l'm out. You got any butts?
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Just one.
And don't even think about lighting it up.
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Brad?
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- What's going on here?
- A few friends dropped by.
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- Great! Candy! Let's see what you got.
- Hey, that's mine. Give it back.
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ln your dreams.
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- Brad, you want to help me out here?
- l'm a little busy here.
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- We'll help you out.
- Hey...
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This is not good. Help!
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Hey, Brad. Who's the guy
with the pumpkin on his head?
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A guy who can get me in a lot of trouble
if he tells my parents. l'll be back.
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Hey, Wilson. How's it going?
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l'm gonna get you for this, Brad.
232
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l thought you went to a Halloween party.
233
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:07,988
Well, actually,
l got back about a half an hour ago.
234
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:12,663
- You're having quite a party over there.
- Actually, it's not a party.
235
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,968
- l just had a few friends over.
- Hmm.
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00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,873
Last time l counted, it was 37.
237
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:19,566
Ah!
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39.
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00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,046
- You saw the whole thing?
- Actually, Brad, l heard it.
240
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:31,488
And l must admit the melodic appeal
of Bloated Jellyfish escapes me.
241
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:35,994
You see, l find them quite derivative of
My Little Brother's Pus.
242
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,328
You're not gonna tell my parents, are you?
243
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,559
Oh, Brad, Brad, Brad.
244
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,101
You put me in such a quandary.
245
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:49,972
On the one hand, is it a neighbor's place
to get his friend's son in trouble?
246
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:54,775
On the other hand, l'm reminded of
Quintus Horatius Flaccus, who said:
247
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''For it is your business
if your neighbor's wall catches fire.''
248
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:05,514
Yeah, but what about the words of
a great American, Mister Rogers? He said:
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''Won't you be my neighbor?''
250
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Hm. Hm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, hm-hm.
251
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,263
(Jill) What is going on here?
252
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,038
- (Tim) Give me that beer!
- Who are these kids?
253
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:31,048
Hey, Lancelot! What are you doing here?
254
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,910
Puff and l own this castle.
255
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:42,690
l told you we should come home
and find out what's going on.
256
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,657
Mom? Dad?
257
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:56,065
- You guys came back early.
- What are all these kids doing here?
258
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,302
Mostly torturing me.
259
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,471
Where's Brad?
260
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,107
Well, gee, l don't want to get Brad
in trouble,
261
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:08,517
but check over there by the beer cans
and the cigarette butts.
262
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(Jill) Brad!
263
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,021
Brad!
264
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,553
Brad!
265
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:20,121
You are in so much trouble!
266
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:30,536
And you know she means it.
You can tell by the look on her face.
267
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:37,142
(Jill) All right.
Let's go back to the beginning.
268
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,815
- Was this Jason's or your idea?
- lt couldn't have been Jason's.
269
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,412
Tool Time fans know right and wrong.
270
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:48,290
Have you not figured out yet that
that kid was conning you the whole time?
271
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,456
- Tool Time fans don't con.
- He's not a Tool Time fan!
272
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,825
You never answered my question!
Whose idea was this?
273
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,494
Jason's.
274
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:02,336
But you went along with it. We give you
responsibility, this is what happens?
275
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,103
- Hey, l didn't want any responsibility.
- OK.
276
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:09,307
We'll remember that in two years
when you want your driver's license.
277
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,373
By then l might be ready
for some responsibility.
278
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,476
We'll be the judge of that.
279
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:18,182
- Did it ever occur to you to just say no?
- Yes.
280
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:22,284
- But l didn't think it was that big a deal.
- Well, it is a big deal!
281
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:26,855
Your brother's sick, the house is a mess,
there are cigarette burns on the couch.
282
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,231
- And all this alcohol!
- They brought it! There's nothing l can do!
283
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,863
- l don't want them bringing alcohol here!
- l wasn't drinking!
284
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,635
Everybody was under age.
285
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:41,042
lf anything happened to these kids,
Puff and l would be responsible.
286
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,814
OK. l'm sorry, OK?
287
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,513
- l guess l wasn't thinking.
- You should have.
288
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:53,080
You have a month to think about it -
that's how long you're grounded.
289
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,888
- A month?
- That's right. A month.
290
00:19:55,961 --> 00:20:00,022
You might as well begin right now
by cleaning this mess up.
291
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,463
Mr. Taylor! Hi.
292
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:08,564
Page and l are just in here looking
for the... vacuum. ls this where you keep it?
293
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,631
Get out here, Jason.
294
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,373
l want the truth and l want it right now.
One chance to come clean.
295
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,382
Are you or are you not a Tool Time fan?
296
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,584
l've never seen the show in my life.
297
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,657
(imitates Tin Man) Now l know
l have a heart because it's broken.
298
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,138
- Good morning.
- Morning.
299
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,731
l see you're still clutching that award.
300
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,573
l didn't realize l had it with me.
301
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:50,012
You took it in the shower this morning.
302
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,880
lt took me a long time to get this.
This means a lot to me.
303
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:56,478
l know, honey. And l think it's real cute.
304
00:20:56,555 --> 00:21:00,286
l just hope that we don't have to sleep
with it again tonight.
305
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,556
No. l'm gonna make it a little bed.
306
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,163
- Where's Brad?
- Oh.
307
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:12,265
He's out raking the yard.
Then l'm gonna have him clean the attic.
308
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:16,405
You think he's gonna learn anything
from all of this?
309
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,171
When you did something wrong and your
parents punished you, did you learn?
310
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,643
No.
311
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,909
- Except to try harder not to get caught.
- Yeah.
312
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:27,349
Same with me. This is the point in my life
my mother was waiting for.
313
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:31,947
(feminine voice) One day l hope
you have a little boy just like you!
314
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:40,395
My mom said the exact same thing.
l can't believe it's actually come true.
315
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,990
So what do we do?
316
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:49,132
l guess we just keep trying to be the best
parents we can be, have a little faith...
317
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:54,440
hope that someday
he has a kid just like him.
318
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:03,511
When l started out in this business,
well, l... l lived in a hole in the wall.
319
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,216
But...
320
00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:13,687
Well, l want to say did l give up? Did l run
away with my tail between my legs?
321
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,460
No! No! l went on...
322
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:19,595
And on, and on, and on!
323
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,265
From both of us, thanks very much.
And good night.
324
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,330
Thank you.
325
00:22:24,305 --> 00:22:30,698
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