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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,631 - We have a very special Tool Time today. - Yeah, we do! 2 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:10,233 Making a rare TV appearance, one of the biggest superstars we've had on this show. 3 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:14,246 l want you to give a warm Tool Time welcome to... 4 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:17,215 a 1 950 customized Mercury. 5 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:19,547 (cheers and applause) 6 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,815 (Tim) Not bad, huh? 7 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:28,589 Actually, this is not our guest today. Our special guest is the man that owns this car. 8 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:30,094 - Oh, him. - Yes. 9 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:34,361 He happens to be the Country Music Association's ''Entertainer of the Year.'' 10 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:39,804 Let's have a big Tool Time welcome for a great singing star and fellow Al, 11 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,905 Mr. Alan Jackson. 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 13 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:57,522 That's quite a car. Who did the customizing for you? 14 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:01,788 - l thought you were taller than that. - l look bigger on TV. 15 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:03,556 - Joe Bailon. - Joe Bailon! 16 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:08,260 He's a classic customizer. One of the best. Could get him on the show for us? 17 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:13,362 Tim, Mr. Jackson is here because he has graciously offered to sing us a song. 18 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:17,399 - All right. Sing for me. - l got a Mercury song, ''Mercury Blues.'' 19 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,843 You want to see Alan sing ''Mercury Blues''? 20 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,403 Yeah! 21 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:36,754 # Well, if l had money, l tell you what l'd do 22 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,526 # l'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two 23 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,067 # Crazy about a Mercury 24 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:44,865 # Lord, l'm crazy about a Mercury 25 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:49,398 # l'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 26 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,708 # Well, a girl l love, stole her from a friend 27 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,146 # He got lucky, stole her back again 28 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,844 # She heard he had a Mercury 29 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:01,682 # Yeah, she's crazy about a Mercury 30 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:05,520 # l'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 31 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,219 (low chatter) 32 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,776 # Well, hey, now, Mama, you look so fine 33 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,042 # Riding around in your Mercury '49 34 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:32,516 # Crazy about a Mercury 35 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:35,349 # Yeah, she's crazy about a Mercury 36 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:39,448 # l'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 37 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,788 # Well, if l had money, l tell you what l'd do 38 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,526 # l'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two 39 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,295 # Crazy about a Mercury 40 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:26,065 # Lord, have mercy l'm crazy about a Mercury 41 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:30,599 # l'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 42 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:36,510 # l'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 43 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:41,077 # Yeah, l'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 44 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,124 (cheers and applause) 45 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:52,563 Ladies and gentlemen, Alan Jackson! 46 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,079 How come you're having people over for dinner? l thought you hated that. 47 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,149 lt's a social obligation. 48 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:57,287 Harry and Delores had us for dinner. So, we're having them. 49 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:59,797 Then they'll want us again. And we'll have them. 50 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:06,328 Then us, then them, and then us again. lt's... it's kind of a vicious cycle, actually. 51 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:09,534 - Can't you do anything to stop the cycle? - Nope. 52 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,908 My generation is doomed. 53 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:19,475 My only hope is that you young people can finally put an end to this madness. 54 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:25,320 Yeah. We'll get right on it right after we patch up that little hole in the ozone layer. 55 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,380 (doorbell) 56 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,188 l'll get it. 57 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,695 - Hi, Mark. - Hi, guys. See you later. 58 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:34,961 - Oh, aren't you boys joining us? - Dad said we didn't have to stay. 59 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:38,834 - Hey, did he mention if l have to? - Very nice, Harry. 60 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,395 - Hi, guys. - Hi, Jill. 61 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,634 Hey. Can l get you guys something to drink? 62 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:45,439 Yeah. l can use a drink after a day like today. 63 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:49,413 - Why? What happened? - l woke up and Delores was next to me. 64 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:56,920 Yeah. Well, the view from my side wasn't exactly a Kodak moment. 65 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:58,513 - Thanks. - The family well? 66 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,320 - Yeah. - Yeah? 67 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,624 Little Jimmy out of that reform school yet? 68 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:07,188 No, but he and his buddies are working on a plan. 69 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:09,166 - Would you like to sit down? - Sure. 70 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,998 So, what else is new? 71 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:15,234 Well, they cut my hours back at the coffee shop from full-time to one day a week. 72 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,969 Oh, Delores, l'm so sorry. 73 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:21,173 Of course, they didn't take any hours away from the younger, prettier waitress. 74 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:24,045 She's 60 years old! 75 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:28,817 They didn't take any of her time because she's nicer than you. 76 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,789 l'm nice! Tim and Jill think l'm nice! 77 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:34,258 Don't you think l'm nice? 78 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:37,319 - Oh, yeah. So nice. - Yes. 79 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,560 You give new meaning to the word ''nice.'' 80 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:44,865 So, Delores, does this mean that you have to look for a new job now? 81 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:50,000 Yeah. Of course l wouldn't have to if Harry ran the hardware store more efficiently. 82 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,544 What's wrong with the way l run the hardware store? 83 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,308 ln a nutshell - everything. 84 00:06:55,381 --> 00:07:00,444 You let your lazy, bum friends hang out and buy nothing. l should work there. 85 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:04,923 - l don't want you anywhere near my store. - l'd whip it in shape and double the profits. 86 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:08,688 Let me jump in. Harry's hardware store is not just a place to buy things. 87 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,889 lt's also a place where men hang out. Women don't belong there. 88 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,955 Really, Tim? 89 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,598 Where do women belong? 90 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,472 A woman's hangout. 91 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,879 Beauty parlor. Yarn Barn. 92 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:35,781 lf Delores wants to work in the hardware store, l see no reason why she shouldn't. 93 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,846 Thank you for your support, Jill. 94 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:43,658 Delores, it'll be a cold day in July before you get anywhere near my hardware store! 95 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:48,189 Guess what, Harry. Summer's coming early this year! 96 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,429 Let's eat! 97 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,368 - Bye, Harry! Bye, Delores! - (car engine roaring) 98 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:01,743 Harry, slow down the car so Delores can get in! 99 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:07,208 - That went well. - Yeah. Thanks a lot. 100 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:10,449 - For what? - For trying to ruin the hardware store. 101 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:13,549 That's like the last refuge l have on this planet. 102 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,060 l thought that was the bathroom. 103 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:20,389 Why did you tell her it was a great idea to work in the store? 104 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:21,990 Because l think it is. 105 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:26,232 What do you do in the hardware store that you can't do when Delores is there? 106 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:30,036 - Guy stuff. - What kind of guy stuff? 107 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:33,806 - l can't tell you. lt's secret guy stuff. - Oh! 108 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,680 Please. All you guys do is hang around the store all day 109 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,980 and complain about your wives. 110 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,043 Who told? 111 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:47,855 Gotta be some doughnuts in here someplace. 112 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,689 - Hey, Benny! l found it! - Great. 113 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:54,995 You freeloaders! You got five minutes to buy something. 114 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,831 Otherwise, you're out on your fat rumps! 115 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:03,202 Brings a soft, gentle quality to the hardware store. 116 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:08,612 Being around her is depressing. l have half a mind to go out and look for a job. 117 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:12,981 How do you think l feel? l'm part owner, and she makes me feel like a stock boy. 118 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:17,580 Hey, stocky boy! Run across the street and get me some hot tea. 119 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,486 Yeah, ''stocky boy.'' 120 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:25,998 Remember how she likes it - two sugars and a big lump of arsenic. 121 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,501 - Hey, guys. - Guess your day's going better than ours. 122 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,732 Guess again. The Mustang's in the shop. l'm driving Jill's Nomad. 123 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:37,105 l hate driving her car. l get in there... no gas, hasn't been washed in months. 124 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:40,304 Cookie crumbs in the front seat. Why can't she take care of a car? 125 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:44,247 Could it be that she's a tad busy going to school, raising three kids 126 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,185 and making sure you have a nice house to come home to? 127 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,086 Could be. 128 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:59,125 This is unbelievable! Something's wrong with this country 129 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:03,965 if you can't walk in a hardware store and complain about your wife! 130 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:09,235 l can't find anything back there! Delores insisted on filing the clamps alphabetically. 131 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:12,766 - You gotta do that by size. - She thinks size doesn't matter. 132 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,006 Lucky for you. 133 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:22,883 Now, see? That's the kind of joke we can't tell anymore with Delores around here. 134 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:26,186 - Do something about your wife. - What do you expect me to do? 135 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,125 Stand up to her. You faced the enemy in Nam, didn't you? 136 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:33,131 Yeah, well, they were only trying to kill me, not run my life. 137 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,599 - Come on, you can do it! - You can do it. 138 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,330 Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry... 139 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,099 Hey! Hey! 140 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:44,905 Why don't you Neanderthals take the pep rally back to the cave? 141 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,839 No retreat, no surrender. 142 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,675 (mouthing) 143 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,945 Delores, l want to talk to you! 144 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,219 Oh, really? What about? 145 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:04,388 About you taking a hike. l don't want you working in my hardware store anymore! 146 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:08,422 - Why? Because your friends don't like it? - lt's not that we don't like it... 147 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,232 - Why are you getting in our business? - Because you're in my business! 148 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,738 - Good point. - No one asked you. 149 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,604 Also a good point. 150 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,873 Harry, you've gotta decide who comes first - 151 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:23,176 your stupid friends or me. 152 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,409 Hm. 153 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,816 When you put it that way, my stupid friends! 154 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:34,725 All right, Harry. Keep your hardware store. l'm outta here, and l'm not coming back. 155 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:38,093 - ls that a promise? - Yeah. And l'll promise you another thing. 156 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,463 When you get home tonight, l'm not gonna be there either! 157 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,300 Wait a minute. Delores, hold on... Harry, come on. 158 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:49,471 Aren't you gonna go after her? l think she's serious about leaving you. 159 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,567 One can only hope. 160 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:03,385 Man, is it great having the hardware store back. 161 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,654 What a relief. l was this close to looking at the want ads. 162 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:12,753 Hey, guys. Talk to Harry? ls he here? 163 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:16,268 No. He overslept. Said it was the first time in 25 years 164 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:20,328 he didn't have Delores's face to shock him awake. 165 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:26,473 Guys, this means they really split up. He must feel terrible. 166 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:30,140 # Oh, what a beautiful morning 167 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,242 # Oh, what a beautiful day 168 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:37,119 # l've got a beautiful feeling 169 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:40,124 Hi, guys. Hey, how are you doing here? 170 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:43,059 Oh, man! l feel like a million bucks! 171 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:48,022 Yeah, Harry's pain's really overwhelming him. 172 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:52,594 Hey, Benny. Look what l got you. Your favorite - doughnuts with sprinkles. 173 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,696 All right! Thanks, Harry. 174 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,766 - Harry, you sure you feel all right? - l feel great. 175 00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:02,143 ln fact, l'm in such a good mood, l'm gonna give you half off on that saber saw. 176 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,148 Aw, hell! Just take it. 177 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,808 Harry... 178 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,614 Um... 179 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:12,714 Harry, you've been married 25 years, man. You gotta feel a little bad about this. Huh? 180 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,125 Yeah, you're right, Tim. l... l do feel bad... 181 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,789 that it didn't happen 24 years ago! 182 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,035 - Hi, Mom. - Hi. 183 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:33,477 This is so nice. lt's a thank-you note from Delores for having them over for dinner. 184 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:37,482 - Why is it only from Delores? - Because men hate to write these. 185 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,611 You get a thank-you note from a man, you know his wife is dead. 186 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:45,350 We're guys. How come you make us write thank-you notes? 187 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:49,383 Because l'm trying to change the world one boy at a time. 188 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:53,923 - We'll be sure to send you a thank-you. - Hmm. 189 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,059 - Hi. - Hi. 190 00:13:57,136 --> 00:14:00,731 - Got a thank-you note from Delores. - That'll be the last one from her. 191 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,832 Stopped by the hardware store. They are splitting up. 192 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:07,868 - Oh, no. That's awful. - You wouldn't know that talking to Harry. 193 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,211 He's acting like this is the greatest thing that happened to him. 194 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,715 - He is? - Yeah. 195 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,117 You know what? l'm not buying it. They argue a lot, yes. 196 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,747 He loves her. Deep down this guy is hurting. 197 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,189 - Oh, my God! - What happened? 198 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:24,059 Did you just hear yourself? You had an insight! 199 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,461 - Me? - Yes. 200 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,936 And it was incredibly sensitive. 201 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,463 lnstead of taking Harry's behavior at face value, 202 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,875 you looked deeper and saw his inner pain. 203 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:44,439 l didn't mean to. l swear to God l didn't mean to do that. 204 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:47,212 - You know what's happening, don't you? - No. 205 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,049 You're evolving. 206 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,681 No, l'm not! And you take that back! 207 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,884 - lt's true. You are. - Now, now, now. 208 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:58,328 You're just saying that because you want to believe that you married a deep guy. 209 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,228 - No, l don't. - Yes! 210 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:04,861 You're just trying to prove that you married somebody different than your father. 211 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,928 Wow! 212 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,201 What? 213 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:15,403 That was an even more profound insight than the one that you had about Harry! 214 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:19,178 l can't stop myself. What's happening to me? 215 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,947 You're becoming insightful. 216 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,421 Oh, no. 217 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,789 Don't fight it, Tim. Come over to our side. 218 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:32,763 Oh, no. Never. You and your kind have done enough damage already. 219 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,072 - Hi, Wilson. - Well, hidy-ho, good neighbor. 220 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:47,079 l was just on my way over there to wish you and Jill a happy Terminalia Day. 221 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,706 - Happy Terminalia Day? - Mm-hmm. 222 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,478 - What's this one all about? - Ah, Terminalia Day. 223 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,577 This is a Roman festival where neighbors bond with each other 224 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:58,179 in order to promote the spirit of community. 225 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,815 Wonderful. How do they do that? 226 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,952 Well, traditionally, they slaughter a suckling pig 227 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:06,486 and then they splatter their fences with its blood. 228 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:11,434 Well, l've slaughtered a marriage this week. Bring on the pig! 229 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,836 - Trouble with you and Jill? - No. 230 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,467 Trouble with Harry and Delores. 231 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,532 Oh. 232 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:24,207 You're telling me that Delores and Harry may bid each other a not-so-fond adieu. 233 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:28,151 This has nothing to do with a bowl of hot cheese. 234 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,180 l gathered that, Tim. 235 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,955 This is about a couple that shouldn't split up. He's singing about it. 236 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:41,932 But l know differently. l know somewhere this guy still loves her. l know that! 237 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,903 Tim, that is so insightful. 238 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:54,205 Don't start with me. Just give me some advice on how l can help my friend Harry. 239 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,976 - Well, have you tried talking to him? - Yes, l've tried talking to him. 240 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,110 l've been to the store. But he acts like nothing's going on. 241 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,280 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 242 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,587 Tim, l'm reminded of the French author, Andre Gide, who wrote: 243 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:12,062 ''lt is not by plugging away at a difficulty that one can overcome it. 244 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,862 Often it's by working on the difficulty next to it.'' 245 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,402 Ah! l did not know that. 246 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,008 lf you're having trouble getting through to Harry, 247 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,509 why don't you try to approach Delores? 248 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,568 - Oh, talk to Delores. - Mm-hmm. 249 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:28,806 l could do that. 250 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,475 Or shove my head in a bench grinder. 251 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,781 l'll be right with you. 252 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,993 - What do you want? - l want to talk about Harry. 253 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,795 Sorry, that's not on the menu. What's it gonna be? 254 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,030 - Ever since you left, Harry's not himself. - l'm heartbroken. 255 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,471 Now, just order something and leave me a big tip. 256 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,372 l'll have eggs. He really misses you. 257 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,809 - Scrambled or fried? - Scrambled. He's a mess. 258 00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,971 - How do you know? - The way he's been acting. 259 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,106 He's moping around, huh? 260 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,175 Well, in a singingdancingmoping kind of way. 261 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,584 He's singing and dancing now that l'm gone? 262 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:13,785 l know that sounds bad. But covering because he really misses you. 263 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:17,488 Of course he misses me. What's not to miss? 264 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:22,523 - Miss, could l get a little more coffee? - When l'm good and ready! 265 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,502 l might have said things that made the situation worse. 266 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,232 l hate to see a good marriage go bad. 267 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:31,003 What does a good marriage have to do with me and Harry? 268 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:35,979 l know Harry still loves you. l can tell by the twinkle in your eye that you love him. 269 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,448 lt's pinkeye. You want toast? 270 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,273 No. 271 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:45,289 lf Harry misses me so much, why doesn't he come down here and tell me himself? 272 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,120 You know how stubborn he can be. 273 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:51,094 - Uh, what about my coffee? - What? Your legs broken? 274 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,967 - ls that decaf? - ls that what you want? 275 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,161 - Yes. - Then that's what it is. 276 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:07,538 When you end your shift, why don't you go to the store and talk to him? 277 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,104 - l don't know. - l've known Harry a long time. 278 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:13,242 l've never known him to go a day without bad-mouthing you. 279 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,582 That's supposed to make me want him back? 280 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:20,523 Yes, it is. 'Cause that's the real Harry. You know he doesn't mean any of that stuff. 281 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:24,323 This happy Harry is putting on a show and unfortunately it's a musical. 282 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:28,298 - So, you think he's really miserable, huh? - Yeah, l do. 283 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:32,133 Well, maybe when my shift is over, l'll go talk to him. 284 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:36,334 Well... why don't you go now? l'll cover for you. 285 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,434 - Yeah? - Yeah. 286 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,809 Thanks. l mean, there's nothing to it. 287 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,576 Just pick up the orders and give them to the customers. 288 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,277 - OK. - And make sure to smile. 289 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,342 People don't like a sourpuss. 290 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:55,549 You know, Tim, l never realized you were such a sensitive guy. 291 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:59,119 Yeah, me neither. l've had a very bad week. 292 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,039 (Tim sighs) 293 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,267 Hi. 294 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:14,403 - lt's 8:30. You must be exhausted. - Oh, boy! You bet l am. 295 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,937 l had no idea Delores's shift was 1 2 hours. 296 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:24,982 - So, are she and Harry back together? - Mm-hmm. 297 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,218 l explained to her how Harry was feeling, 298 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:31,228 she went down to the store to talk to him, and they're gonna work things out. 299 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,059 Tim, l... 300 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:38,592 l can't tell you how impressed l am by the emotional depth that l've seen in you lately. 301 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,833 You know, l've always had this sneaky, 302 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:48,369 yet slightly disturbing, suspicion that there actually might be something to me. 303 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:49,971 l knew it all along. 304 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:53,176 l might be hiding my depth because l'm afraid it might separate me 305 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,188 from the shallow people l'm most comfortable with. 306 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,049 Who are you talking about? 307 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:07,326 You find this threatening, intimidating, don't you? Well, just get used to it. 308 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:12,166 Because l'm finding the deeper l go, the more riches l discover. 309 00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:15,539 Tim... 310 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:19,475 You know, you can go too far with this. 311 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:22,377 l think you should keep your insights to just one a month. 312 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,881 l don't think l can do that. 313 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:31,018 Oh, come on. Bring me back my old Tim. 314 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,122 Grunt for me. 315 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,558 OK. l'll give it a shot. 316 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,720 (weak grunt) 317 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,729 Ar.. ar... l don't think that's... 318 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,833 lt's not happening, honey. 319 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:52,970 (Tim) Mm. 320 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,470 Oh, yeah. (grunts) 321 00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,446 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah! 322 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,214 - He's back. - (grunts) 323 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,150 Uh, excuse me. She forgot my doughnut. 324 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,782 Really? 325 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,818 No one finished that one. 326 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,290 OK... 327 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:21,228 You must be the pancakes, and you're the fruit. 328 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:29,113 Hey! l don't go for that sort of thing! 329 00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:36,659 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 28506