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- (Tim) Focus on me, pull off Al...
- (man) We're going in 60 seconds.
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- (Jill) Tim?
- Hold on a second. What, honey? What?
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Excuse me. There are trucks
double-parked all the way down the street.
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You said that if you did Tool Time
from our bathroom,
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it'd be you, Al, Heidi,
and one cameraman.
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Wait till the audience gets here.
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l'm kidding. l had to do something
to boost the ratings.
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Oh, this'll be a real ratings-grabber.
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''Hey, Myrtle, forget Hawaii. Let's just stay
home and watch Tim play with his toilet.''
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OK, we're going. lf you're not in this shot,
get off the set. Let's go, let's go.
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All right, we're going
in five, four, three, two...
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Welcome to a very special Tool Time,
live from Tim's bathroom.
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Now here they are, those princes
of porcelain, those titans of the toilet,
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those jokers of the john,
those bad boys of the bowl,
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- those...
- (Tim) Heidi!
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Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.
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lt's Water Conservation Week
on Tool Time,
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and what better place
than here in the bathroom?
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That's right. Today we'll show you
how to install low-flow aerators,
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shower heads, and some
water-conserving devices for the toilet.
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But first, a little Tool Time riddle.
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What does the 50-yard line, behind home
plate, and your toilet have in common?
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(makes buzzer noise)
The best seats in the house!
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All right, now.
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The standard toilet
uses about 3.5 gallons per flush.
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You can lessen that
by displacing the water in the tank.
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You do that by taking off the top
and filling that with large, heavy objects.
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Now, we're not sure if it'll work, but we're
gonna have Al jump in there. Al, hop in.
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l was talking more along the lines
of perhaps a brick, a bag of marbles,
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or a plastic bottle filled with water.
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Another way to conserve water,
if you can afford it, is a new toilet.
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What we recommend is the Binford
61 00 series pressure-activated toilet.
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lt only uses 1 .4 gallons of water.
Better than any toilet on the market.
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Not true. The toilet on the space shuttle
uses absolutely no water.
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Thank you, Flush Gordon.
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We'll be back with more toilet tips
after these few messages from Binford.
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Don, do something about the lights in here.
What the heck is going on?
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- (Al) Klaus? Klaus?
- (Heidi) Wardrobe?
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They're towing cars.
lf you're double-parked, move 'em.
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- All right, move the cars.
- Didn't you get permits?
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- Hurry, hurry, let's go. Hustle, hustle.
- Hey, where are you guys going?
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We're on!
We're on in five, four, three, two...
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Welcome back to Tool Time, with those
kings of the can, those lords of the loo,
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those thrill-seekers of the throne,
those heroes of the head,
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- those...
- (Tim) Heidi!
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Man, l can't wait till Saturday. Sherman's
bar mitzvah's gonna be awesome.
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l thought you had to be Jewish
to go to a bar mitzvah?
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Right, Mark.
And you have to be Swiss to eat cheese.
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- What is a bar mitzvah, anyways?
- When a Jewish boy turns 1 3,
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they say a whole bunch of prayers, and
then his family throws him a huge party,
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with lots of food and tons of presents.
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Cool. You think if l start praying now,
l could have a bar mitzvah?
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Yeah, Mark, why don't you do that? Then
tomorrow you can pray for a new brain.
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l just hope l don't get yours.
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Hi, kids.
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Randy, l picked up your suit
at the dry cleaners.
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l also got a bunch of stuff you left
in the pockets - a half-sucked candy cane
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and a phone message
you never gave me.
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Oh, yeah. Call Grandma.
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Hey, honey.
You'll never guess who called.
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My mother.
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Yeah, but that was
a couple days ago.
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Well, thank you. That's a week sooner
than you usually give me the message.
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Well, l knew it was important.
My brother Marty called.
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He and Nancy are driving down on Friday.
They want to stay over.
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Oh, that's great!
l get to see the babies again.
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Oh, no. The little pooper troopers
are staying with Mom.
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He's got a job interview on Saturday.
lf he gets that job, l think they'll move here.
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Great. We'd get to play
with those babies all the time.
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And l get to play with
my baby brother.
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You're not gonna put him
in a red ant hill again, are you?
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l think l've grown out of
that kind of prank.
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Give him atomic wedgies?
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Way too old for that.
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Fake vomit in the shoes?
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Never too old for that.
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lf l get this job, l'd be working for
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one of the fastest-growing
sporting goods stores in the state.
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lt's got through-the-roof potential.
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Honey, that's just how l felt
when l started with Binford.
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Yeah, and Tim's been through
seven or eight roofs.
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Actually, six, and a Porta-Potti.
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- You sure you don't want some pancakes?
- No, thanks.
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Before an interview l don't eat heavy.
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- My pancakes aren't heavy.
- (thud)
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Here, try that one. (strains)
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Ow!
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l'm back.
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- l just ran about five miles.
- All right!
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- Did you call home? How is everything?
- My mom's fine.
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l was talking about the babies.
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l don't know.
They wouldn't come to the phone.
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Ow!
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- Where do they learn that?
- SWAT team.
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l can't believe you! Your first morning away
from the kids. You could have slept in.
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Nope.
l am determined to get my old body back.
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lt's back.
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l still have a few more pounds to lose.
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Oh, you look great.
l'd take that body in a minute.
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So would l.
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- What does that mean?
- lf l had a body like that,
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l could wear the jogging bra
l've always wanted to.
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- l picture you more in a strapless push-up.
- Yeah?
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Really, Nancy, how comfortable
is that bra? Does it chafe?
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- l'm so sensitive in this area...
- Tim, enough with the bra.
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l'm off to the job interview.
Wish me luck.
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Hey, you don't need luck.
You're a Taylor.
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That's right. You need directions.
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That reminds me.
l got a map for you out in the car.
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- Wrong way. Your car's out front.
- Of course it is.
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- You want some pancakes?
- Oh, l'd love some.
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But then l'd have to run
about another six miles.
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l think l'll go take a hot shower. My back
gets stiff when l don't run on the track.
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Well, that's good, but use our bathroom,
'cause Randy's been in his all morning.
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- Oh, has he got a big date?
- Big bar mitzvah.
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Oh, my gosh.
l gotta run out and get Sherman a present.
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Do you want to borrow my earmuffs?
lt's really nippy out there.
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No, Nancy, when l say ''run out''
l mean ''take the car.''
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- l'll see you later. Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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lt's started to clear up
out there, you guys.
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Nancy?
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Jill?
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Hey, Jill?
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- (shower running)
- Honey?
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Jill?
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Jill?
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Jill.
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- Hey!
- Tim!
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You're...
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You're not Jill!
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l'll go now.
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- l'm so sorry. l'm so sorry.
- (Nancy) No, no. l'm sorry.
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l thought Jill was in there,
you're not Jill.
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What l need is a sign-in sheet.
You know, ''Nancy in, Tim out.''
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l shouldn't have used your bathroom. lt's
just Jill said Randy was in the other one.
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There's nothing to explain.
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For gosh sakes,
we're two mature adults
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that happened to see
each other's hoo-hoos.
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- This is embarrassing.
- lt is a little bit, isn't it?
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Although why be embarrassed?
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lt's not like we haven't seen
a naked body before.
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l've seen thousands of 'em.
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We have nothing to be ashamed of.
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Yeah. Especially you!
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Thanks.
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Actually, when you think about it,
it's kinda funny.
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- Yeah, it's funny. Yeah.
- Marty and Jill are gonna laugh at this.
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l don't think it's that funny.
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- You think they're gonna get upset?
- l don't think we should tell them.
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lt was an accident.
They'll understand.
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l don't think Jill will understand.
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After all those jokes
l made about the jogging bra,
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- l think it's best we just let it go. OK?
- You think we shouldn't say anything?
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l think if we told them what we saw,
we'd be a couple of boobs.
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Wilson, l want to
ask you a question.
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(smashing noises)
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- What are you doing?
- l'm practicing an ancient Greek tradition.
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lt's said that
to fend off a flea problem...
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you pelt the front
of your door with jugs.
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Oh, don't use that word.
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Um... l...
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l inadvertently
saw my sister-in-law in the buff.
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l walked in the shower, l thought Jill
was in there, and she was right there.
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- Well, Tim, that sounds totally innocent.
- lt was.
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But she's family,
and you expect family to give a reaction
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like your 80- or 90-year-old grandma,
but...
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Grandma never looked like that.
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So you enjoyed seeing Nancy
in her birthday suit.
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lt was a very happy birthday.
Yes, l did.
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Well, Tim,
this brings to mind the great Buddha.
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A cheese.
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That's Gouda.
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- l'm talking about Buddha. The prophet.
- Ah.
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Even though l've always considered him
a pretty big cheese.
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Anyway.
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Buddha says men are conquerors if they
conquer the intoxications of temptation.
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Yeah. Oh, that's... (grunts)
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l have no idea what you just said.
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l'm saying it's perfectly natural for a man
to be drawn to a woman he finds attractive.
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l wish this hadn't happened.
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lf l'm gonna walk in on a family member,
it should be my brother Brian's wife.
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No, Grandma, mom's not here.
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Yeah, she's having lunch
with Aunt Nancy.
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All right, l'll give her the message.
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OK, Grandma.
l'm writing it down right now.
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OK. Love you too.
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Sherman's bar mitzvah's
already over?
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- No, but for me it's in limbo.
- What do you mean?
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l, uh, split my pants
doing the limbo.
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Where's Mom? l need her to sew these
back up so l can get back to the party.
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- She's not here.
- What am l gonna do?
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- l don't know.
- l know.
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Staple me shut.
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l hate to pry, fellas.
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- What are you doing?
- Randy split his pants doing the limbo.
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And you're using a stapler to fix it?
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That's material on human flesh
back there, pal.
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Let me get my hot glue gun.
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- So long, Dad.
- Wait, wait. l'm not done yet.
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One brother stapling another's butt.
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Brings back fond memories.
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lt was never my intent to hurt you.
How'd it go?
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- Got it. You're looking at the new manager.
- Congratulations!
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Thanks a lot. l want to tell Nancy.
Have you seen her?
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No. Why?
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Just asking.
Hey, this is gonna be great, isn't it?
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- Yeah.
- You and me back in the same city again.
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Although... l don't know
if l can afford a house out here.
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Come on, come on. We'll go look for one,
maybe a little fixer-upper.
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And you know
who can do the fixing.
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l'm hoping Al.
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Hey! Nance, Jill. l got the job.
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Oh, great!
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l knew you would!
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(Jill) Congratulations!
Welcome to the neighborhood.
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(Marty) Thanks very much.
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Thanks.
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- Hey, l want to propose a toast.
- All right.
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My new job, to Tim and Jill for all
your encouragement, and to my lovely wife,
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- who's always been there for me.
- Congratulations, Marty.
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Who l must say is looking
particularly delightful in this outfit.
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Don't you think so, Tim?
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l never notice what she's wearing.
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l noticed what Jill's wearing.
And it looks lovely.
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00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:30,352
Thank you, sweetie. lt is gonna be
so great to have you living nearby.
227
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,455
- Tim and l can baby-sit for you any time.
- (Nancy) Great.
228
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:37,764
- They'll be walking and talking soon.
- l can't believe they're almost a year old.
229
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,669
Seems like just yesterday
you were pregnant.
230
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:47,008
l remember when you drove up to Saginaw
and surprised Nancy during her shower.
231
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,849
You know, speaking of showers...
232
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,716
Wait a minute.
lsn't that our song?
233
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,889
- We don't have a song.
- We do now. Let's dance.
234
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,291
Nance? Come on.
235
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,697
You OK?
You're acting even stranger than normal.
236
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,999
l'm all right.
237
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:17,133
You have a problem with Nancy? You
seem a little uncomfortable around her.
238
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,440
- l'm not uncomfortable.
- Good. 'Cause l think she's great.
239
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:23,037
The more l see of her,
the more l like her.
240
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,583
Me too.
241
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,117
- Hey.
- What?
242
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,316
l'm cutting in. l want to dance
with my beautiful sister-in-law.
243
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,859
What about me?
244
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,452
l'll dance with you next time.
245
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:43,331
Come on. ln the meantime,
you dance with your beautiful sister-in-law.
246
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:06,121
This is ridiculous. There is so much space
between us we could fit in another person.
247
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,180
OK.
248
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,591
Excuse me. Care to join us?
249
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,959
Hey! l don't go in for
that type of thing.
250
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,967
l really think
it's time we tell them what happened.
251
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,740
lt's too late. lf we wanted to tell 'em,
we should have told 'em right away.
252
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,213
l wanted to tell them
but you talked me out of it.
253
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:34,981
OK, OK, l agree. Next time we see
each other naked, we tell 'em right away.
254
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,115
- Boy, that was fun.
- What a dancer!
255
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,522
- Let's eat.
- Oh. OK.
256
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:49,331
- Well, OK, so what are we having?
- Lots of good choices here.
257
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,828
l think there's something
Tim and l should share.
258
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,704
Chicken and ribs!
How about that, huh?
259
00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,905
l have the ribs, you have the chicken.
That works out. We'll do it that way. Good.
260
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:04,244
- That's not what l wanted to share.
- Well, uh...
261
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:07,513
Liver and onions. l'll take all the onions,
you know l like onions.
262
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,647
Shouldn't have too many of them, though,
'cause onions are, well, they, you know.
263
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,657
No.
264
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,989
The specials.
Mike, what are the specials?
265
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,292
All-beef wieners.
Your choice of buns.
266
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,664
(''La Cucaracha'' plays on jukebox)
267
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,797
What was it you were trying to say?
268
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:33,140
- That's our song, right there.
- ''La Cucaracha'' is our song?
269
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,840
# La cucaracha, la cucaracha
270
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,541
Tim and l saw each other naked.
271
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:41,108
# l didn't mean to, l thought it was you,
la la la la la la!
272
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,950
Hey, everybody, come on!
273
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,622
Well, was that
a fun evening or what?
274
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,533
Put me down for ''what.''
275
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:01,198
Will you let it go, Marty?
The whole thing was totally innocent.
276
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,299
Sure, to you and Peeping Tim here.
277
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,768
Marty, it was an accident, OK?
278
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:13,284
lt was like the first time that guy Buddha
sold his first naked cheese.
279
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:19,290
How can you feel
anything but pity for a man like this?
280
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,759
l don't like the idea that
you saw my wife with no clothes on.
281
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:27,788
Oh, grow up. Would it make you feel better
if you saw my wife with no clothes on?
282
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,128
Tim!
283
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,863
- Well...
- Marty!
284
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,844
Can you believe Marty?
He's the most immature guy l've ever met.
285
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:45,748
No. That would be the guy who thought
a fair trade would be to see his wife naked.
286
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:51,084
l was just doing that to calm him down.
Nobody wants to see you naked.
287
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,354
Thank you so much.
288
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:58,920
l'm sorry. What l meant was, other
than me, nobody wants to see you naked.
289
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,795
Look, it didn't bother me
that you saw Nancy naked.
290
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,461
l just don't understand
why you didn't tell me.
291
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,471
Nancy didn't think
it would be a good idea.
292
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:12,500
And so that's why she was the one
that brought it up at dinner?
293
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,604
She's a very complicated woman.
294
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:19,173
Admit it. You didn't tell me about it
because you liked what you saw.
295
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,344
l didn't like it.
296
00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:25,012
l didn't hate it.
297
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:30,027
You liked what you saw
and you felt a little guilty about it.
298
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:33,292
No. l felt real guilty about it.
299
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,357
That's good.
lt proves one thing: l've trained you well.
300
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,996
Even though it was an accident,
you feel guilty. That's good. l like it.
301
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,199
This is pathetic. Because of you,
302
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:46,108
l can't even enjoy
the sight of another naked woman.
303
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:49,670
That is the nicest thing
you ever said to me.
304
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:54,378
l meant every word of it. Know what else? l
don't even remember what she looked like.
305
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,045
Yeah, right.
306
00:20:56,121 --> 00:21:00,558
Well, that's my story,
and l'm sticking with it.
307
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:04,494
Besides, l do remember
why l went into the shower to begin with.
308
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,554
l thought you were there.
309
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,964
What exactly
were you planning on doing?
310
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,832
Jump in the shower, l'll show you.
311
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,201
All right.
312
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,306
(shower starts running)
313
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:24,437
# La cucaracha, la cucaracha
314
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,019
(Tim) # La la la la, la la la la la
315
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,614
# La la la la la la la la
316
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,717
Nancy, l'm in here. Nance. Nance!
317
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,761
- Surprise!
- Hey, Marty.
318
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,162
How you doing, big boy?
319
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,565
Here, get my back, will you?
320
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,338
We're gonna show you
how to install water aerators,
321
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,313
shower heads, and...
322
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,781
One of these.
323
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:03,116
They be put in the back of the thing
to make sure you compartmentalize...
324
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:14,492
This is ridiculous. There is so much space
between us we could fit another person in.
325
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:18,400
There's an idea.
Hey, buddy, you want to join us?
326
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,459
Hey!
327
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,529
Yeah.
328
00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:28,154
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