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Everybody knows Super Bowl Sunday
is the holiest day of the year.
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Come on, Al. Three steps back, go wide.
Come on, buddy!
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Nice catch.
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How many times do l have to tell you
that is not funny?
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Couple more, maybe.
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Super Bowl Sunday's not about throwing a
ball at Al's chest, although l love doing that.
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lt's about stuffing your face
in front of a TV.
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Right. Here to tell us about that
are three players from the Detroit Lions,
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with their favorite Super Bowl recipes.
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At linebacker,
six foot one, 240 pounds,
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sporting a tuna noodle casserole,
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let's give a big hand
for Chris Spielman!
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- Hey, Chris.
- Al.
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At quarterback,
six one, 200 pounds,
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carrying a south-of-the-border
seven-layer bean dip,
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- Dave Krieg!
- Ol�, Dave!
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And certainly last,
but not the smallest,
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defensive end,
280 pounds, six-foot four,
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with a secret Super Bowl stew,
Kelvin Pritchett. Come on out, Kelvin!
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And wearing a nice throw rug,
l might add.
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You guys, it's nice you took time out
to bring some recipes in.
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And maybe one of these years,
you'll get the recipe for the Super Bowl!
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What's that supposed to mean?
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l... l don't know.
Al made me say it.
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l... l did not.
l did not!
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OK. Kelvin, can you give the audience
just an example of some of the ingredients
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in your supersecret
Super Bowl stew?
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The two main ingredients
are oysters and Spam.
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Well, l guess the secret is why
anybody'd want to taste that combination.
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Sorry, Pritch.
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- How many does that serve, Kelvin?
- One.
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So, Chris, why don't you tell us some
of the ingredients in your tuna casserole?
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Well, Tim, l only use the finest white-chunk
albacore packed in fresh spring water.
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Well, perhaps you complement it with
maybe a special type of gourmet cheese?
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Uh, yes, l do.
The cheese in a spray can.
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OK.
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Dave, how spicy
is that bean dip of yours, buddy?
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lt's not too spicy at all.
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lt's got a little...
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Uh, sorry, l lied.
Think of it as a quarterback sneak.
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Well, joking aside, guys...
who's gonna come out on top this Sunday?
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- No contest. My stew, by three helpings.
- Your stew can't handle my tuna.
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- My beans'll blow you out of the water.
- (they all talk at once)
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lt's teamwork like this that guarantees
the Lions'll never be in the Super Bowl.
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We'll be right back
after these words from Binford Tools.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Brad.
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(Brad) Uh-oh.
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A ladder, exposed wires, and Dad.
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No good can come from this.
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l'm just hooking up my surround sound
speakers for my Super Bowl party.
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We're gonna go to Jeremy's and watch it
on his new 70-inch big screen.
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Big deal.
You're missing some great food.
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Larry's bringing a three-cheese pizza,
Harry's bringing big sausages,
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and Pete's bringing nachos with
extra cream cheese. (grunts)
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Who's bringing the cardiologist?
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Dad, Dad, you better come see Mom.
She doesn't look so good.
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Well, then why would l
want to go see her?
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Because she's moaning real loud
and calling your name.
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That's always been a dream of mine.
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Honey?
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(muled) Tim, l think l'm dying.
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(mimics Jill) Jill,
l can't understand a thing you said.
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- Oh, my God, it's 1 03.
- Ooh.
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Just threw up last night's lasagna.
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Boy, it tasted bad coming up.
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Didn't taste all that good going down.
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Thanks a lot.
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Honey, l know how important
this Super Bowl party thing is to you,
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but l'm really gonna need you
to take care of me today.
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OK.
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Um...
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Just use the intercom to call me,
and l'll come up during commercials.
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Let me rephrase that.
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l don't want you
to have the party today.
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l've been planning this for a long time.
lt's a tradition.
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- You never had one before.
- Well, traditions start someplace.
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Tim, l have a temperature of 1 03.
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According to a thermometer!
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Look, l'm burning up,
l feel horrible,
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l don't want a bunch of guys
over here making noise.
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Look, l'll take care of you. Um...
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You won't take care of me. You'll be down
there the whole time. l'll never see you.
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l'll show you. l'll keep those guys so quiet
you won't know they're here.
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Please, please, please?
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Oh, have your stupid party.
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Thanks.
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Whew!
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You are hot.
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(doorbell rings)
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(blows horn)
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Tim, it's gonna be a great game.
Those Niners are gonna kick butt!
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- Hello, Tim.
- Hi, Tim! Hello, Tim!
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- We gotta keep it down, guys.
- Good idea. Save our tooting for the game.
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- Maybe we keep our tooting to ourselves.
- What are you talking about?
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Well, maybe when there's a big play,
we all act like mimes.
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What?
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You know, l love mimes. Especially
when they get caught in that box.
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Al, stay in the box, will you?
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(Jill) Tim? I think I'm gonna throw up
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- ls Jill sick?
- No, she just doesn't like mimes.
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You're having us over for a party when
Jill's sick? That's not very considerate.
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Yeah. How are we supposed to have
a good time if we can't make any noise?
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- We could've all gone over to Harry's.
- No, we couldn't. She wouldn't let me go.
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So because of you, we all have
to mime our way through the Super Bowl?
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lt's not that bad a deal.
Come on.
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We got lots of good food, we're all together.
lt'll be a great game. We'll have lots of fun.
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Yeah, but Tim, what about
the surround sound you promised us?
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You want surround sound? Sit between
these two guys after a couple of sausages.
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(horns blo)
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(Super Bowl plays on TV/all yell)
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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(shouting)
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(Jill) Tim! Hey. Tim.
it's getting really noisy down there
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Yeah, yeah. All right, yeah. Guys,
l told you, you got to keep it down. Please?
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Well, Tim, he just broke three tackles.
We're very excited.
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OK! When you get
excited now, do this.
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(silence)
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l am uncomfortable about having a party
while Jill's upstairs with the stomach flu.
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Yeah, l'm sick about it myself.
Toss me another sausage, will you?
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With your heart condition, wouldn't you
rather have some raw vegetable medley?
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lt's very good with this nonfat dip.
Go on.
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Yeah, that's all l want -
a little dip from a big dip!
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Now, come on. Larry, would you talk
some sense into him? You're a doctor.
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l'm a neurosurgeon. As long as he doesn't
put the sausage on his head, l don't care.
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(# ''Lara's Theme'' from ''Doctor hivago''
plays on TV)
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What are you watching?
Oh, it's Doctor Winnebago. isn't it?
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lt's ''Zhivago.''
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Look what l made for you.
Jell-O with extra wobble.
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l'm too woozy for wobbling.
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You just womited, didn't you?
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- This'll help settle your stomach.
- Honey, l can't. l can't eat.
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You gotta eat something. Well, l get credit
for trying. lf you need anything else, holler.
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- Would you give me a backrub?
- A what rub?
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l always have time to give my wife
a backrub. Hold on a minute.
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- Yo, anybody?
- (Pete) Yo. Tim
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Yeah, how much time l got?
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- (Pete) I figure ten seconds
- Got ya.
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You said even though the guys are over
you'd still take care of me.
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l am taking care of you.
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Oh, that's good.
You have such great hands.
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- (Larry) Oh, no!
- (Benny) He coughed it up!
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Tim! Where are you going?
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- Somebody coughed something up.
- Tim! Tim...
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lt could be Harry.
He might be having another heart attack.
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(Al) All right! Hey!
He recovered.
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lt's OK. Thank God, Harry's all right.
Talk to you later.
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- Get him, get him, get him!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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(cheering)
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- Every time.
- What did l miss?
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Oh, a fumble.
But then only the catch of the year, Tim!
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- Aw, man.
- They're on the 20-yard line.
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Hey, hey, Tim, come on.
Can we put on the surround sound?
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No, no. l talked to you about my wife.
Come on, guys.
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(Jill) Tim? Tim.
can you bring me some more tissues?
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Why can't she blow her nose
on the top sheet like everybody else does?
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- He's going all the way!
- Get it! Get it!
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Oh!
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Hey, Benny, turn on the surround sound
just for the touchdown.
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Not too loud.
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ls this the one?
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Hey, Benny!
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Let me guess.
You hooked it up yourself?
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- There's nothing on the TV.
- Tim, we need a TV.
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- (Tim) Yeah...
- There's gotta be one upstairs.
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- Let's go!
- (Tim) Wait, wait, wait.
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l can fix this.
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Right!
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Jill, sorry to inconvenience you.
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We're at a critical juncture in the game.
Could we just use your remote?
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Come on, you guys, listen.
Jill, we're... Would you...?
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Wait a minute.
This is where Omar Sharif proposes.
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- Give me that!
- Just change the channel.
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- Come on, my wife... Turn it off.
- They're about to score!
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Tim? May l please
speak to you under here?
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Guys, after this,
we're getting out of here.
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- Hi, honey.
- Why are these men in my bedroom?
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- lt's a touchdown.
- Why don't they watch it downstairs?
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- Now, that's a funny story...
- l don't want to hear a funny story.
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You told me that if they came over here,
l wouldn't have to see them.
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Can you see them?
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Touchdown!
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l missed it.
l missed everything.
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After the replay
we're getting out of here, Jill.
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Hey, Jill.
Would you like some hot sausage?
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lt'll sweat the fever right out of you.
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Jill, stay there. We're gonna
get everybody out of here. Honey? Honey?
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Honey?
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(whistle blows)
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Why didn't you just cancel this party?
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Why couldn't you just take care of me?
Why do you always do things like this?
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You ask interesting questions, honey.
What are your theories?
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That you are an idiot. And l am a bigger
idiot for letting you talk me into this stuff.
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Those guys only went upstairs
because our TV exploded.
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What are the chances
of that happening?
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ln this house?
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- l had everything under control.
- You are just so selfish!
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You only take care of me when it doesn't
interfere with your schedule. Oh, God!
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- That's not true.
- Yes, it is true.
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Well, how about when you went to that
hardware convention, and l had laryngitis?
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You never said anything.
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Well, what about
when l had my wisdom teeth out?
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Brad emptied my spit bucket.
Randy changed the gauze.
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Mark mashed my food.
What exactly did you do?
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Someone had to get the TV Guide
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You're so pathetic! You know, you take
better care of your car than you do of me.
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Taking care of the car is like taking care
of you. What if you were so sick l...?
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l am sick!
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And you know what?
l think that you resent me for that. You do.
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l don't resent you for that. l just wonder
why you get sick on Super Bowl Sunday.
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- Go, go, go!
- Get it! Get it!
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All right, let's go. We told Jill
we'd leave after the first touchdown.
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- We can't go now, it's just getting exciting.
- No, you gotta go now. Come on.
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Jill's gotta get back in bed, guys.
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All right, she can have the bed.
But we get the TV.
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This is not a hostage situation.
Come on, guys.
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l know. We'll take the TV
and set it up downstairs.
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No, you won't, come on. She wants
to watch the rest of Doctor Lumbago
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''Zhivago.''
''Doctor Zhivago.''
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l got another TV.
We'll watch this down in the den.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Are you nuts?
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You expect us to watch the biggest game
of the year on the world's smallest TV?
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l'll have you know the reception
on here is great. Look at this. Huh? Huh?
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- Look at the pass. Look.
- Unbelievable.
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He must have thrown the ball
a quarter of an inch.
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That's the end of the half. What say we
go over to Big Mike's, watch the rest there?
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- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- You can't go over there. Hey...
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Pete, Larry, Harry. You're not
gonna leave me here alone, are you?
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Listen, l'll stay.
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Nah, go ahead.
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Go! Go! Go!
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Touchdown!
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Who needs a big screen TV, huh?
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Three, fifty. l got...
l just need some batteries.
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Oh, come on, not now!
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Come on, please, please, please.
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- Yo, Wilson. You got any batteries?
- Yo!
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Why, l certainly do, Tim. l got Cs, Ds. l got
nine volts. l have one made out of a potato.
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Regular or alkaline?
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ldaho.
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- l need some AAs, four of 'em.
- Tim, l'm so sorry. l'm all out of those.
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Great! Perfect day.
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All l wanted to do today was do what every
other guy's doing, watch the Super Bowl.
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Oh, is that today?
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Yeah, it's today. Jill's all bent out of shape.
Kicked my friends out.
246
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l had some guys over,
she didn't like it 'cause she got flu.
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Mm. l've got a touch of that myself, Tim.
That's why l'm boiling up some bees.
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Yeah. Boy, l'd swear l just heard you say
''boiling up some bees.''
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(chuckles)
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Well, you know, l did. See, you steep
the bees for 45 minutes in boiling water.
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Then you drink the liquid.
lt's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea.
252
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,043
Sounds like an ancient Chinese
cause of nausea.
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00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:37,588
No, no, no, no, no, Tim.
lt makes a very delightful bee tea.
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The best part is,
you don't have to add honey. (chuckles)
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00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,456
Maybe l should whip some up for Jill.
256
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,092
She doesn't think
l take care of her very well.
257
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:53,070
Well, Tim, it's not uncommon
for men to have difficulty being nurturers.
258
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Yeah, tell me about it.
259
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:59,504
When l was seven years old, a little
sparrow fell out of a tree in our backyard.
260
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l tried to make it feel better. l stroked
its little head for four hours, you know.
261
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,616
- Oh. What happened?
- l think l pet it too hard.
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00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,753
One of the eyes popped right out.
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00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,456
- But l buried it in a nice shoebox.
- At least you made the effort, Tim.
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Do you have any extra bees?
265
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Well, l surely do.
See, l always buy them in bulk.
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- l'll pay you for any l use.
- Don't worry about that, Tim.
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Just consider these ''free bees.''
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Feeling better?
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No.
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You'll feel better
when you see what l got you.
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00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,624
- What did you get me?
- Going with your doctor theme, l got...
272
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Dr No
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Let's see, uh, Doctor Dolittle
274
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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
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00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,004
Doctor Naughty and the Night Nurses
Oops!
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But l also spent an hour making this
special tea. lt's supposed to cure nausea.
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l think you'll love it.
lt's real hot, be careful.
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- Does it have caffeine in it?
- No.
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00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,687
Good, 'cause l don't
want to get a buzz.
280
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You might get a buzz.
You might even get hives.
281
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That tea's made out of boiled bees.
282
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:41,244
Oh, come on. lt's an ancient Chinese
remedy for nausea. Wilson gave it to me.
283
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,476
lt's not easy working with bees,
let me tell you. Look at that.
284
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Some of those bees were still alive.
285
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,249
Oh, Tim.
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00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,315
ls this your idea of taking care of me?
287
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:59,353
lt's better than rubbing your head for four
hours, and ending up dead in a shoebox.
288
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,500
Tim...
289
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:15,743
All l want is for you to be attentive and
comfort me. Why is that so hard for you?
290
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,749
l don't know.
l feel so useless when you're sick.
291
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:23,982
When something's broken, l like to take it
apart and fix it. But l can't do that with you.
292
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You'd probably
put me back together wrong.
293
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:31,686
Maybe. Probably end up
with an eye down there by your knee.
294
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:36,757
A nose in your eye. Then you could
smell what you're looking at.
295
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,227
l can work on being more attentive.
296
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,572
How's that back?
297
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,809
lt's aching.
298
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:50,905
- You got a lot of knots back there.
- Yeah. That feels good.
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(phone rings)
300
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,752
Hello?
301
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,759
l can barely hear you.
Hi, Benny.
302
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,227
They won? l didn't even see it.
That's great.
303
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,593
Yeah?
304
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,565
Big Mike's Super Bowl party, huh?
305
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,594
Best one you've ever been to, huh?
306
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:16,072
No, l'm staying here.
l'm nurturing my wife.
307
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l'm real happy.
308
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,274
Thanks. Bye.
309
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,679
- Thank you, honey.
- Yeah.
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Best party ever.
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l'm real happy.
312
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,156
Honey, that's too hard!
313
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,068
- Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
314
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,127
Uh-oh.
315
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,035
Food, a pot, and Mom.
316
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,867
No good can come from this.
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00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:59,674
- ln that case, get your own breakfast.
- All right! Cookies and ice cream.
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00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:03,278
- ln your dreams.
- Mom, Mom!
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00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,256
You better come and see Dad.
He doesn't look so good.
320
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,294
Then why would l want to see him?
321
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:15,389
(muled) Jill, l think l'm dying.
322
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:18,436
(mimics Tim) Tim,
l can't understand a word you said.
323
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Oh, my God! 99.1 ?
324
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:26,634
We're gonna have to ice you down!
325
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:35,444
l like fixing things, taking things apart, and
l can't do that with you, and fix you, and...
326
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,984
- l want you to be attentive...
- (audience giggling)
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00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,994
Shut up!
l'm trying to work here!
328
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:50,327
Tim, all l want
is for you to be attentive and comfort me.
329
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,532
Why is that so...?
330
00:22:54,305 --> 00:23:00,300
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