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HANDSOME SIBLINGS

EPISODE 13

Jiang Yulang!

Xiaoyu'er!

Xiao Mimi?

Xiaoyu'er!

Show yourself!

Xiaoyu'er!

-Jiang Yulang! -When you came down,

did you close the lid of the pit?

No.

She'll surely discover it.

Gosh.

You're overthinking.

Xiao Mimi loves cleanliness.

She won't know that we're here.

Xiaoyu'er.

The enemies are going to attack us.

Leave with me.

Don't bother with Jiang Yulang.

If you don't come out,

I'll use Duanlong Stone to seal off all the exits.

Then you can never get out.

-Do you hear me? -Duanlong Stone?

You...

If you can really stay in there,

then I'll spare you.

Don't be afraid.

She's just testing us.

She won't come back.

THE BOOK OF ODES

What are you reading?

The Book of Odes.

I was bored, so I picked up a book.

But after flipping through it,

I'm even more bored.

Take a nap. Let me take a look.

What are you doing?

You are such a cunning person.

How could I sleep for real?

What are you hiding?

You're pleased, aren't you?

Of course I'm pleased.

This is a treasure map.

Many have spent their whole lives looking for the treasure,

but they couldn't find it.

Let me burn the map to ashes then.

Don't.

I don't mind sharing the treasure with you.

Let me ask you a question.

Where did you get the map from?

I found it at home by accident.

Your home?

So you followed the clues on the map

and ended up here.

Then you were caught by Xiao Mimi.

Yes.

I have told you everything.

Please don't...

You!

Do you have any idea what have you done?

Why are you so nervous?

I bet you have already memorized the map.

It's all right even if you haven't.

Look at this.

You...

You have the same map.

I had a map that was exactly like yours.

It was drawn on paper,

but I swallowed it.

I drew this based on my memory.

What do you think? My memory is as good as yours, right?

You should thank Xiao Mimi for saving you.

This map is fake.

Fake?

This treasure map is widely spread within the martial arts world.

The person who drew this map wants the treasure hunters

to kill each other.

If you weren't kept here,

I'm afraid you would have died at Mount Emei.

So it's fake.

Then...

Then who drew the fake map?

I don't know.

But I will find out.

If you want to look for someone, why are you hiding in a toilet?

What a pathetic trick.

Stop showing off in front of me.

You have underestimated the Ten Great Villains.

It's not fun hiding in a toilet, right?

Come and join me for a drink.

You have no idea.

It's not stinky at all down here.

We have wine and meat.

Why don't you join us?

Are you crazy? Stop provoking her.

If I wanted to mess up my clothes,

I would have captured you and thrown you in hot oil.

Come out now!

Why would we get out there since you want to do that?

I know that both of you are afraid of death.

So I have decided to forgive one of you.

The first person who comes out

will become the new master of the underground palace.

The other person can forget about leaving that place.

What I've said is simple.

I don't have to repeat myself, right?

She wants us to kill each other.

I won't believe her.

I will believe her.

I didn't dig the burrow.

I won't lose anything.

No, you won't do that.

You are the genius among the geniuses.

You know you will regret it if you go out, right?

You're quite interesting.

I'll listen to you.

My dear queen,

we won't go up.

Since you refuse to listen to me,

don't blame me for what I am about to do.

Did she just block the exit?

Is she going to trap us to death?

Goodness.

This wine is not bad.

You...

Why are you so calm?

If a person knows that his life is coming to an end,

but doesn't know how to enjoy it,

then that person must be an idiot.

I forgot.

Come on.

Try some.

Are you trying to kill me?

Yes, I want to kill you!

Both of us will die here anyway.

-Why did you try to kill me? -The food I stored

is supposed to last me for a month.

-But with you here now-- -You attempted to kill me

just to live for another half a month.

I will kill you even if it's to live for another hour.

I've been known as the Greatest Villain since I was young.

But surprisingly, you are even more wicked than me.

In terms of despicableness,

you should be the champion.

What are you afraid of?

If I were you, I wouldn't waste my effort on this.

Let alone one month,

in four hours,

we will be suffocated to death.

Do you know how that feels like?

I have heard about it before.

It's the most painful way to die.

Before one dies,

he will rip his face off.

No way.

How scary.

I don't want to die here. No way.

I need to find a way.

There is a hole.

There are many burrows in underground palaces.

You might succeed in digging another tunnel.

Keep digging.

Why don't you do it?

Digging is your expertise. I shouldn't interfere.

I won't dig if you don't.

Fine.

None of us will dig the hole.

If you can make me move one of my fingers,

I'll acknowledge your intelligence.

You...

Work hard.

It smells good.

Hurry up.

I did it!

What are you doing?

Pass me the oil lamp.

Why?

To check if there's miasma down there.

Right.

Give it to me.

Let's go.

I didn't expect that the evil woman, Xiao Mimi,

has so many precious things hidden here.

You are wrong.

Why do you say so?

Xiao Mimi is not aware of this place.

Judging by the odor,

it has been a long time since someone came inside this chamber.

Look.

You mean...

Xiao Mimi found the underground palace by accident,

but she has only discovered the upper part.

She doesn't know about the lower part.

If she knew about this place,

would have she neglected all these treasures?

Xiaoyu. Wait for me.

-Why are you so slow? -Xiaoyu.

Hey!

Hey!

Are you a human or a ghost?

Speak up!

They are dead.

Judging by their postures,

they were fighting against the same person

and were killed at the same time.

They are standing.

They died before they could even collapse.

Could they...

Could they be The Ultimate Five?

Claw.

Palm.

Fist.

Hook.

One Finger Shooting Zen.

Are you really The Ultimate Five?

Eighty years ago,

they were top martial artists.

They were no match when they worked together.

Their skills were superb.

Does that mean that any of them could easily take your father down?

Xiaoyu.

You are underestimating my father.

You are right.

To have raised a son like you,

he must not be a simple man.

See? I should be the greatest martial artist.

With one gentle puff,

The Ultimate Five threw themselves at my feet.

Yes. You are very capable.

You are the most capable person alive.

All of them were facing the door.

Someone over there must have killed them.

That person killed The Ultimate Five with a single move.

His skills

must have reached the acme of perfection.

Let's go inside and have a look.

So he is the one.

So what if he was highly skilled?

He still ended up as a skeleton.

Please forgive us.

Our enemy was chasing after us. We barged into this place by mistake.

We didn't mean to offend you. Please forgive us. We'll--

Please forgive me.

He's dead.

Judging by his looks,

he might have been poisoned to death.

It's a kind of poison which can preserve his body forever.

Judging by his aura

and the design of this room,

he must have come from a noble family.

He might be the owner of this underground palace.

Xiaoyu, look.

Over there.

She is such a peerless beauty.

The evil woman, Xiao Mimi, isn't even qualified to be her servant.

Jiang Yulang.

You will die in the hands of women sooner or later.

Hold the candle.

No wonder.

No wonder what?

The man who is standing out there

is called Ouyang Ting.

The Man of Decency, Ouyang Ting?

Eighty years ago,

he was the only person on par with the Ultimate Five.

But he couldn't have killed the Ultimate Five with only one move.

That's right.

What else is written on it?

Let me have a look.

Ouyang Ting.

So much for being the Man of Decency.

He was just another wolf in sheep's clothing.

Why do you say so?

He invited the Ultimate Five to this place.

Six of them agreed to create the ultimate skill

that is invincible and unmatched in the world.

Ouyang Ting was indeed a genius.

He picked up the skill before the others.

On the day he mastered the skill,

he...

killed them with one move.

This ultimate skill must be so great.

It might be great,

but what impresses me is his viciousness.

He claimed to be a hero, but he was cunning.

He was so much like you.

Xiaoyu, you have overestimated me.

But I wonder who murdered Ouyang Ting.

This beauty was the murderer.

She was Ouyang Ting's wife.

On the same day after Ouyang Ting killed the Ultimate Five,

she brought in two glasses of poisoned wines.

Ouyang Ting was in a delightful mood and wasn't on guard.

He took the poisoned wine together with her.

Why did she kill Ouyang Ting?

And why did she commit suicide?

This lady is Fang Lingji.

Her entire family was killed by Ouyang Ting.

To avenge her family, she changed her name and married Ouyang Ting.

She made good use of her beauty as a tool to seek revenge.

In the end,

she gained Ouyang Ting's trust

and eventually perished together with him.

What a pity.

She was an amazing lady.

I wonder where the manual for the skill is.

I guess it's on Ouyang Ting's body.

-Take it. -You go first.

All right.

This is the first time I got a world's best secret manual, I'm a bit nervous.

"Manual of Five Ultimate Skills."

I wonder what's written in it.

What's wrong?

Don't you think it's ridiculous?

So many experts out there were killed at Mount Emei

because of a fake treasure map.

But you and I obtained the real secret manual by chance.

Don't you think it's ridiculous?

It's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous indeed.

Your smile is so sinister.

Xiaoyu.

Do you know...

what this is?

This...

This is the number one hidden weapon,

the Doomsday Needle that can pierce the heart and bone.

Exactly.

I was planning

to use this weapon on you after we leave this place.

But I'm getting a bit impatient.

All you want is the manual, right?

Take it.

Even if you give it to me, I will still kill you.

Jiang Yulang.

Do you really think

that I will be afraid of you just because you're holding an empty tube?

"An empty tube"?

Do you want to give it a try?

I discovered this Doomsday Needle earlier than you.

If it was really useful, I would have kept it.

Would I leave it for you?

Do you know why I don't fight for the manual and weapon with you?

It's because I know

that if I can't find the exit,

the manual means nothing to me.

Practice well. I'm going to look for the exit.

Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyu.

I was just kidding.

I don't want this anymore.

I'll leave it here.

- I'll leave it here. - Stop spouting nonsense.

-Let's look for the exit. -Yes.

DEADLY FIVE POISONS

Xiaoyu'er.

What did you call me?

Xiaoyu'er.

How can I help you, Yulang?

Do you know what this is?

"Deadly Five Poisons"?

What is that?

It's a deadly poison produced by Baishui Palace.

A drop of it

will cause your body to fester

and you will die within an hour.

-That's disgusting. Take it away. -Xiaoyu'er.

Don't you dare trick me again.

I've checked.

This bottle is full.

You can't run away.

-Do you still want to kill me? -Yes.

I still want to kill you.

What if you can't kill me?

If I can't kill you,

I will kneel and kowtow three times to you.

Then I'll run into a wall to kill myself.

Then kneel.

Are you going to use the empty tube against the Deadly Five Poisons?

Who said this is an empty tube?

You...

You said that.

That was just now.

It was in your hand just now.

You would have killed me if I didn't say so.

The situation has changed.

Now, there are three sets of Doomsday Needle in this tube.

How is it?

Do you want to see if your poison is faster

or my needle?

Xiaoyu, I won't do that again.

I'll kowtow to you. Spare me.

-Xiaoyu. -Raise your head.

Yes, I'll raise my head.

Xiaoyu, I was just kidding.

I really...

It's still an empty tube.

You can have it.

Don't try to fight me. You don't stand a chance.

Yes. It's my bad.

My bad.

My bad.

"Deadly Five Poisons."

What a great item.

How would you like to end your life?

The Eighteen Thunder Blast?

When I mastered the skill, you weren't even born yet.

Tu Jiaojiao's Orchid Fingers Pointing Skill

is not effective on me

even if she was the one who attacked me.

Ms. Tie, you're awake.

Eat something.

No.

Leave me alone.

Tie Xinlan, it has been a day since you last ate something.

You stopped me from jumping off the cliff.

Then I'll starve myself to death.

Ms. Tie.

If you kill yourself, who is going to collect Jiang Xiaoyu's dead body?

Collect his dead body?

Do you think that I don't want to?

But it's a bottomless cliff.

How am I going to find his body?

Indeed.

I've told He Lu and He Shuang to ask

the woodsmen nearby about the route that leads to the bottom of the cliff,

but they still couldn't find it.

But we've prepared a rope long enough to get down there.

"A rope"?

If you eat up,

I'll bring you to the bottom of the cliff after you've regained your stamina.

Really?

This is known as Love Lock.

It's very tough.

The only way to unlock it is

to get the arm of one of you amputated.

How interesting.

Both of you can be considered best friends now.

You will stay alive together or die together.

No one can be left behind.

I would rather be chained together with you.

You were given a chance.

It's too late to regret now.

I should thank both of you.

If it weren't for you,

I wouldn't know about this huge underground palace

and it is full of precious treasures.

What are you hiding?

Please spare my life, my queen.

FIVE ULTIMATE SKILLS MENTAL CULTIVATION METHODS

My precious.

Now that I have you, I'm fearless.

I'll become the greatest martial artist

in the future.

Ms. Xiao.

You didn't even look that happy when you look at me.

I'm jealous.

The manual has its own greatness.

You have your own charms.

Let me go!

Who are you?

Why did you catch me?

Let me go!

Keep quiet or I'll dig my claws into your throat.

Stop! Don't hurt her.

What are you?

It's up to you to define what I am.

You can speak the human language and are wearing clothes.

You should be human.

But judging by your appearance and the way you call your fingers claws,

you look like a monkey.

You are right.

I do look like a monkey.

Listen.

I am a monkey among the humans and a human among the monkeys.

"A monkey among the humans and a human among the monkeys"?

-Are you-- -Don't listen to him.

He is human.

He just resembles a monkey.

After spending a long time with monkeys, he has lost his humanity.

You are...

Are you a human or a ghost?

Me?

Of course I am a human.

You really look alike.

Sir, who do I look like?

A person who died 18 years ago.

Who is he?

I cannot tell you.

Then why are you here?

You should ask him.

Ask me?

If I wasn't forced and suppressed by you,

I wouldn't have been trapped here and lost my humanity.

You've never looked like a human.

None of the Twelve Zodiac resembles a human.

Are you really Monkey of Twelve Zodiac?

That's right.

I'm the Lord of Fruits, Jinyuanxing.

Then,

you are...

You are so young.

I don't think you know who I am.

But 18 years ago,

everyone in the martial arts world knew me

as the Discreet Traveller, Shen Qinghong.

Stop blowing your own trumpet.

You are just an escort.

When you heard the name of Twelve Zodiac, you wet your pants in terror.

Don't spout nonsense.

If Twelve Zodiac is that great,

why did you harm me in such a despicable way?

It's all because of Yan Nantian.

If he didn't blind my eyes,

I would have already torn you into pieces.

What are you doing?

I might be blind,

but I can still sense that you are up to no good.

Let me tell you.

My ears are working perfectly fine.

Yesterday, I heard someone fell from the top.

Today, I could hear you

the moment you dropped the rope.

If not, how could I have caught you?

It's Xiaoyu'er.

Sir, do you know

what happened to the person who fell yesterday?

What else? He must have fallen to death.

Only God knows

how deep the cliff is.

If one could survive from jumping off here,

I wouldn't have to stay here and fight against him for 18 years.

Are you saying

that you've been trapped here for the past 18 years?

How did you end up here in the first place?

Young man, you look noble and dignified.

You also seem to have great qinggong.

If you don't mind, may I know who your master is?

I'm a disciple of Yihua Palace, Hua Wuque.

"Yihua Palace"?

You liar!

Shen Qinghong, don't trust him.

There have only been ladies in Yihua Palace.

How could there be men?

You're right.

Yihua Palace only accepts female disciples.

But 18 years ago, both of my aunts adopted me.

I'm the only male disciple there.

Did you hear that, you stinky monkey?

Let go of me.

That man over there

is the young master of Yihua Palace, Hua Wuque.

I don't care who he is.

No matter how good his skills are, he can only dream of rescuing you.

But how did you get here?

You must have forgotten that I've just asked you the same question.

All right. I'll tell you my story.

Eighteen years ago,

Twelve Zodiac stole the goods that were under my care.

After I captured Jinyuanxing,

he finally told me that the goods were hidden here.

I made him come here to get the goods.

We climbed down the cliff with a rope and ended up in this cave.

As I saw the goods, I got excited and lowered my guard.

I didn't expect that he would put the rope on fire

behind my back.

Twelve Zodiac has always been a gang of bandits.

How could we let him get back the goods in our hands?

I see.

What did you feed on to survive for the past 18 years?

It all depends on the food brought by my monkeys to feed him.

That's right.

Twelve Zodiac practices strange martial arts.

He can imitate monkeys and speak to them.

There are plenty of monkeys in Mount Emei.

Every day, he instructs the monkeys to send us a variety of fruits.

As long as the monkeys can find food, we won't starve for a day.

Are these two boxes the goods that you mentioned?

Yes.

Don't move. They are mine.

Ignore him.

You're just a filthy escort. How dare you touch my belongings?

Look.

All the goods are here.

They are indeed precious treasures.

But...

being trapped here for 18 years because of these goods,

-is it worth it? -Of course.

These treasures are worth a hundred acres of land.

Whoever owns them

will become very wealthy.

It has been 18 years.

I didn't wait in vain.

Both of you have come.

I have this lady in my hands.

If you don't listen to me, I will strangle her to death.

Sir.

What do you want?

You!

Bring those boxes to me

and back off.

After I've climbed up the cliff, I'll leave the rope behind for you.

Don't trust him.

If he climbs first, he will cut off the rope anytime.

Anyone climbing behind him will fall off the cliff.

Fine.

If you don't trust me, I will kill her right now.

You stinky monkey.

I dare you to release the lady and let them leave first.

I'll fight you for another 18 years!

No way!

It has been 18 years.

I finally waited for this rope.

I won't give up this opportunity.

Hey, you.

You came down together with this lady, right?

Is she your lover?

Do you want her to stay alive?

If so, kill the escort

and bring me those boxes.

Otherwise, I'll kill her right away and feed her to the eagles.

You are considered an elder in the martial arts world.

-How can you be so cruel? -Cut the crap. Do it now.

Looks like you're really blind.

Do you really think

you can threaten him with me?

Anyone can easily see that I'm not his lover.

I have someone else in my heart.

Remember the person you heard falling off the cliff?

Hua Wuque bullied the weak and killed the man I love.

I want to avenge him even in my dream.

It's a shame that I'm no match for him

and was put under his control.

He made me jump off the cliff.

He also told me that there's a cave here and that there are treasures

guarded by two strange men.

I think those are the treasures he mentioned.

That's why we came down here.

I feel sorry for both of you.

The man standing in front of you

is the disciple of the master of Yihua Palace.

He is highly skilled.

He has more than enough capability to kill both of you.

Shen Qinghong, how dare you!

You even spread the news about the treasure.

Don't put the blame on me.

It's you who can't stand living in the cave anymore.

That's why you told your monkeys to divulge the news.

How could the monkeys divulge the news?

We might be enemies,

but we have been living in the same cave for the past 18 years.

There is some bond between us.

Young lady, since he is your enemy,

why don't we work together to kill him?

Shen Qinghong.

Lead him to a dark place.

My eyes are blind.

If we fight in a dark place, he won't stand to benefit.

Then let go of me.

How else can I help you?

Why did you have to kill him?

Why should I go easy on an evil person like him?