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- Hello? - Robyn, it's me, Danny!

Danny Davis.

I'm fucked up, Rob.

This journalist, she has pictures of me.

It's a catastrophe !

Calm down.

The media will crucify me.

Which journalist?

I don't know, I don't know!

Abby, Abby, Annie something like that.

Abigail Reese?

Yes Yes that's it.

It is surely her.

They will cancel the contract.

I do not know what to do.

Danny, stop yelling at me.

Calms you,

take a Xanax.

Something to settle and I'll come back to you.

- OKAY ? - Promise?

Yes it's good.

OKAY.

Breakfast ?

My wife is waiting for me ...

Rosé all day.

Burial of life Maddy's maiden.

Hello pretty.

- I'm finished ! - Finished what?

The prototype, I finally found.

We have to celebrate.

And you have to shower.

Gabriel, I am delighted for you.

It is true.

But if you had to work,

But I wanted you here.

You helped me focus and I finally found it.

We finally found it.

We're going to make French toast.

I have to go.

This is the life of young daughter of my sister-in-law.

No stay.

I thought you didn't want to go.

So you still want me to undo everything.

You will not regret it...

Come on honey, you inspire me.

Every genius has its muse.

It's you, my muse!

I want to take you everywhere

- Like a poodle? - No.

Wait, i'm serious

I love that.

We make a great team.

Well I, I ...

I'm glad you have solved your problem.

Dating a billionaire

does not have all the good sides.

I sometimes work late,

but in the end, you will eat divinely,

and you will drink the best wines.

You will never do again queuing at the airport.

Some think it is a great arrangement.

I really have to go.

you will have my full attention.

Good breakfast, Gabriel.

Is there a problem, honey?

Why don't you ask her, Mimi

to see what she thinks?

Ask me what?

Kaz is shocked because I still shave my armpits.

It's too early to talk about

my daughter's body hair.

You're okay ?

But yes.

Are you sure ?

Yeah, I just have to get dressed.

Sacred dress.

Thank you.

Professional solicitation?

before being too old and to have to wear a pantsuit.

I was in a hotel once.

I was 19.

An Indian prince had me invited to dinner,

he courted me frantically.

He wanted to take me back to Delhi,

to show myself off as his wife of alabaster.

He has promised me incredible riches.

19 years old.

My first marriage proposal.

The first one ?

3 proposals before I get married

and another after.

Not really.

His penis was horribly small,

and I have never been a fan of spicy cuisine.

Dreaming is still fun, isn't it?

You really have to stop to dye your hair.

After you, mom.

It's good for her to stay

stuck on this stuff all the time?

You want to see if she want to play "I spy"?

You're okay ?

Yes, I am fine.

Mom, we can understand

that you feel a little ...

Honey, please don't tryto psychoanalyze myself.

You must miss the practice

but you will have to find yourself

another guinea pig.

Why are you so hostile?

Apparently it would be always the mother's fault.

Sorry.

I am naughty.

How's Michael?

Michael is fine.

He is very busy at work,

because of all the layoffs, it's stressful for him.

Do you know when you will be back to work?

Mom, I don't even have had the baby again!

It seems unfair to me that he keep having a life outside 126

I can't wait to be stuck at home with a baby!

You know there are people who really like

raising children?

Could you be a nicer one?

You are meant to be my reference

on relations between women

and I would like that it is positive.

Please.

She is wide awake.

Why are they organizing this so far?

Lady Muck wants him to be buried in the family vault. 138

Yes.

Where do you want me to put you when you broke your pipe?

You take me out of the oven and you throw me into the sea.

Please don't bury me.

I made so much effort to preserve this body

than the idea of ​​decomposition is unbearable to me.

It even scares me,

I want to stay fabulous the longest time possible.

That is well said !

Password, please?

Uh ... kill me?

Bubbles !

Kitty, serve them.

It's Kitty, my lady of dishonor. 153

but it is rather a rower, not true Kit?

Kitty, this is Victoria, my future mother-in-law.

Thank you for coming.

I wouldn't have missed it for nothing in the world, honey.

And this incredible creature is Eve.

Hello sister!

Thanks for coming too.

Frankly, I didn't think that you would come.

She missed her grandmother's 90th birthday,

consider yourself privileged.

Come in, come in!

I forgot my homework.

Kitty, the shirts.

Come on, come on.

Stop, I'm going to cry.

No, otherwise I'm going to do it too.

It's not a big deal.

Oh it's beautiful!

Is it granny Mag?

Look how beautiful she is!

You promised her to me for my wedding.

Well, I didn't want to waste it.

How nice.

But no,

you are part of the family now.

And thanks to you I should be grandmother soon,

I must pamper you.

Sorry mom, I should always be thinking

first to your needs.

she is too busy break the house.

I follow your posts on lnstagram.

Your life is so glamorous.

Don't believe everything you see on social media, honey.

You know she works in Public Relations?

When everyone is there

we will go down to spend some time at the spa.

Then we'll all go up here

for a slightly naughty tea.

Oh, how naughty?

Alcohol.

This place is crazy!

Nothing evokes mourning anymorethan the sumptuous display

money that we didn't have to earn.

Mardi Gras.

What do you think ?

You look beautiful.

I've always liked your way ...

to respect traditions.

It was an idea!

You saw this picture of me at my grandmother's funeral

and you said, "If I die first,

promise to come to my funeral

dressed exactly like this.

The priest will perish from spontaneous combustion ".

You know you are ugly

when you shout.

Well say so!

My God !

Wild.

You are serious ?

What?

Mom, you can't wear this.

It's traditional.

Elizabeth is going to have a heart attack.

- I hope so. - Mum !

In my culture, that's what we door to funeral.

Your culture?

You are from Croydon.

I saw you wearing the headdress traditional three times

in your life and you moaned systematically.

For me, it rocks!

You see ? It rocks.

A good day in perspective...

But why ?

Of course darling.

This is precisely what we are going to do.

Wakanda forever.

What are you working at, Eve?

She's in PR.

Like in Ab Fab?

But less funny.

In fact she lives in the series "Sex and the city",

Lots of men, lots of parties.

I don't know how you do it.

Since I was a mom

we literally go to bed at 9 p.m.

Eve is probably still in bed at 9 p.m.

Here.

even if I'm not sure let Christian be ready.

The fact that he agrees is already impressive.

And thanks to you, he has calmed down.

Was he having problems, Vic?

Nothing really bad.

Youth must have its fling.

Do you remember when he was accused

with his friends, aggression sex in college?

What did we laugh about!

We were happy that daddy know great lawyers,

I guarantee it.

Youth must happen.

Robyn, it's me.

I am with the girls.

I thought we would go home all together.

Strength in numbers ...

I'm a little afraid that we will be piled up

in a giant wicker teapot and set it on fire.

See you later then.

You got it ?

Wife number 2.

Caroline.

Hello.

Thanks for coming.

You are, uh ..., beautiful.

Thanks, Damian.

Are you doing alright ?

I try to make sure that everything is going well today.

Let him go inthe best conditions.

I'm sure he would be very proud.

Are you proud?

Bessie, have you met Bessie?

Hi, Bessie.

Oh, tell me.

Hello in there!

Here is Kaz.

Yes, we have already met,

you were very small.

Are you a grandmother?

Unbelievable.

So it's true what they say.

It never breaks, does it?

Oh, Caroline, do you remember from my mother Elizabeth.

You have come.

It is an honor to be invited.

He stipulated it well in his last wishes. 310

Do we call that a dress?

She is perfect.

She really slices with ambient black.

I imagine you came to make sure you

were not excluded from the will?

Absolutely.

After spending all these years to run after the dough,

we don't want to fail on the finish line.

You are cheeky, aren't you?

Danny, Danny, what a surprise!

Where is Robyn?

I am in a panic.

A little calm.

Why Abby Reese?

She has pictures of me snorting white

like a tapir on an anthill.

Robyn knows about it.

- Have you spoken to him? - She told me she would come.

OK, Danny, I send you someone immediately.

Don't do anything stupid, okay?

Hold on tight,

we take care of you.

Holy shit.

Hello, this is Robyn.

I'm busy but leave a message

Holy shit!

Caroline.

No news since yesterday.

I need someone at Danny Davis now.

Reese is going to release an article.

He's in total panic,

he must be calmed down.

I'm at my sister-in-law's party.

I don't give a fuck about know where you are.

I need someone home in an hour.

Shit...

Hello this is Robyn ...

Do you still have this bad habit?

At least it helps you stay slim.

Could you make the effort to be kind, at least for Madeline? 353

I don't have your ability to hide the reptile that is in me.

I needed to go out for a while

I have an emergency at work.

I was wondering how long it will take you would find an excuse to slip away.

I thought you would go at least until cocktails.

Just go !

I come back as soon as ...

You don't have to prove anything to me you know

you think you are better Everyone

because you work on weekends, that you swear

and that you are doing demonstrations againststamp taxes.

You would probably prefer that I drown my potential in Prosecco,

that I expel babies while being obsessed,

by the school card and luck

to see my villa in "Houses and gardens"?

Everybody has his moments of rebellion,

it must not distract you reality.

Some take a long time but reality always ends up prevailing

My advice :

stop wasting time because unlike your brother,

your clock is ticking.

No need to come back,

we are not going to make a scene of it.

Hello !

I am Melody.

You must be Danny.

It's hard to be the son

of a man like my father.

His shadow is everywhere.

He came from a very modest background ...

My God, but what a depression ...

And who are these gloomy people?

Half is totally unknown to me

and I never liked the other.

For my departure, they had to shoot me

from the barrel of a yacht.

I'm lucky to be invited.

What are you wearing ?

This is my funeral, I wear what I want.

Despite a difficult start

aggravated by dyslexia ...

They are really the best anecdotes he could find?

I snorted a gram of cocaine on Kylie Minogue's ass ...

I walked into a swimming pool with a pony!

Don't laugh at the guests, honey.

We notice you enough like that.

He brought so much strengthto those who knew him.

We love you dad.

It's boring!

Lyrics of "Pretty vacant" by the Sex Pistols:

"No need to ask the question,

you will not have answers.

Remember I don't decide.

No reason to do it, it is too much for me.

Besides, we went out to lunch.

Do not ask us to be present, because we are not all there.

Oh don't pretend because I don't care.

I don't believe in illusions because too much is true. 414

We are so pretty Oh so pretty, we are available

We are so pretty Oh so pretty, no expressions. "

From "Book of Rotten, Chapter 2."

That's why I married you.

Intense words.

I wasn't going to recite Keats.

He was punk, a magnificent punk.

He would have hated all that pomp.

The least I could do to honor his memory

was to put a little anarchy

He would be proud of your efforts.

You fucking badass!

Kaz!

Sorry but it's true

How do you feel ?

Hungry.

Come in and sit down as far away from adults as possible.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Eve Carter Price?

Yes ?

Your party has been revalued.

My God !

It's incredible.

Who is this Gabriel?

It's nothing, it's a client.

Looks like someone took good care of him.

Who is it ?

What does he do ?

Are you kidding, Gabriel Cole?

- Who is that ? - Gabriel Cole!

It's that sexy billionaire, boss in new technologies

and playboy, eh?

It's him ?

Yes it's him.

Really ?

It's nothing, we had a few dates.

We have to celebrate this.

How lucky, my bitch!

I did not know that you saw someone.

Billionaire in the news technologies, eh?

How did you do ?

In fact, don't answer that ...

To Evie's health!

Did you write it?

These appetizers are delicious.

I feel like in a TV movie

on Princess Michael of Kent.

We can't all be as forward thinking as you are.

This is the problem with old fortunes,

people don't know how to spend their money.

While those who spend other people's money

seem to succeed without any difficulty.

Oh, stop flirting, you're turning me on.

This is probably why that Duncan loved you so much.

Yes for that and for my gorgeous slit.

Please excuse me.

Hilarious adventures, aren't they?

Here is Mimi.

Caroline Mills, grieving widow

and this is my 15 year old daughter.

In reality, I am his granddaughter.

Would you like something to drink ?

Yes I would like a glass of champagne,

and an orange juice for the little one.

Mimi!

- Vol-au-vent?

Deepak is going to kill me.

He will pass me to thetop rope and kill me.

Danny, I think he can understand.

You are a team.

Understand ?

He hates me.

He wants the show to himself since I fingered

the director of BBC 3 at the summer ball.

We were shattered.

We drank a whole pitcher from Pimm's each.

I had trouble finding the hole ...

OK well ...

I am so stupid!

I need a line.

I need a line.

What are you doing ?

I'm losing my pedals

I need somethingto calm myself,

otherwise I will crack.

No, no, I have formal orders.

Danny, don't do this!

Danny!

You...

You...

No, don't cry ..

Danny, don't cry.

Are you mad at me for the cocaine?

It was very kind of him.

How? 'Or' What ?

Your friend, Gabriel.

He is very generous.

Very rich, you mean.

I'm happy for you, honey.

Glad you found someone.

This is what I always have wanted for you.

Really ?

That's all ?

Why ?

No matter what they are

as long as they have the right one haircut

and a lot of money.

That's it ?

Sometimes darling you talk really like a child.

Sorry ?

Sweetheart, men are made that way.

It's give-and-take.

You could really get used to worse.

You think you're so emancipated, eh?

It's not about emancipation women, darling

but of privilege.

But of course you can continue to sleep

with all these strangers,under the pretext

that it is you who objective, but honey,

whatever your opinions,

it's them who show off in front of their friends

about the disgusting slut who humiliated herself

for their good pleasure.

You think you're better than those girls, don't you?

And why ?

Because you know you can sleep with any of their husbands?

I'm sure they don't care

because they have their money,

their protection and their children.

You must be a wifeor a mistress, Eve, not both.

At least these women are pretending to have class.

Holy shit.

I love this game.

I played it with my parents

when we went camping.

You have brothers and sisters ?

On vacation my brother stole my underwear

and locked me in rooms of strangers.

Guys, eh?

Why a nice girl like you

work in PR?

You seem to have a soul, you.

I like this,

I like helping people.

Bullshit !

you would wipe old people's ass

where you would volunteer in an association

which offers flip flops to tramps.

Okay.

I also love drama and glamor.

There, for example, I'm having fun

because i'm on tv

since I was 7 years old,

and i'm sitting there playing cards

and eat pizza Hawaiian with you.

7 years ?

Whore.

Take it easy with me honey my sanity

is quite fragile as it is.

I don't go to this placebecause I'm addicted to sex.

The mess.

I went there for the girls.

It may sound creepy

but I preferred it rather

than going to lift girls in a club

simply because I am famous.

There was this girl over there, Cheryl.

We got along really well and we started ...

we can't say a real relationship,

but she had a child.

My God !

Your child?

Nobody knows.

Besides Deepak, of course, and Robyn.

She arranged for the pressdoes not know.

Danny, please, don't get upset.

Still, a monstrous mess, right?

I come from nowhere.

The world was on its knees before me

my cock between her lips,

and I managed to screw it up.

The cow, you really know handle words.

Thank you.

I'll take a Vermouth Martini,

There she is, the vicious stepmother.

Caroline, Bessie, this is my wife Charlotte.

Charlotte, my stepmother, Caroline.

She was having an affair with my father when I was, what, 14 years old? 609

became Mills-Paulson RP.

She even convinced him

to put his name first.

This is how she excels in his job.

Let's say i haven't decided

alphabetically.

I am sure that you would have tried otherwise.

So sister, is it bathing?

It’s amazing to see as you grew up, Damian.

Touch.

How about we go for a drink?

Not a usual mother-in-law.

Can you imagine this Amazon goddess

when you are 14 and who wants that you call her mom?

I never wanted you my name is mom, sweetie.

It's a hard time to live for a 14 year old boy

full of hormones.

How old were you at the time, 26?

Damian, don't be ...

I imagine that every family has his black sheep.

Damian.

Are you going to get me a drink, honey?

Please.

I accompany you.

Damian, I'm sorry for your father.

that you are still angry for your parents' divorce.

I'm not angry.

They hated each other anyway.

It is not serious.

I'm sure that at 50,

I'll fuck the maid, too.

Do not speak to me like that.

Don't talk to any woman like that,

little shit.

Have you seen the will?

You would better don't piss off too much

your biggest shareholder.

Would you like a dance?

No thanks.

I'm already enjoying the show.

Here is my mother,

the one who looks like a matron

of Greek tragedy that has just ordered

the death of 1000 babies.

She wants me to get married.

The shame of having a single daughter

is horribly difficult to justify

in the family.

“You can be a wife or a mistress, Eve, but not both. ”

The virgin or the whore.

Yes exactly.

By the way, I have a little full-bodied their champagne ...

... with ecstasy.

I am aware that drugginga room full of unknowns

without their consent is not good.

But my mom is a complete slut.

Sorry not to be sorry.

Hello, this is Robyn ...

That's enough now.

Give it to me

I don't know how you do it.

- What? - That.

All that.

You are not fed up to be in the middle

of these people?

As a psychologist ...

- Oh, Bessie, please, not now.

I'm tired.

Sorry.

I do not know how you survived this.

The interest of the social elevator

It's amazing mom, frankly.

I am very proud of you, of what you did.

You know ?

I know sometimes ...

I may sound ungrateful.

- Oh, Bessie. - No, a black single mother

from a social housing estate of Croydon which becomes ...

... a single black grandmother despised by an assembly

rich whites.

They don't despise you,

they are terrified of you.

I'm sorry.

I know I was definitely not ...

No, I understand.

I just wanted you to have whatever you wanted.

And you wanted to have whatever you wanted

and it's OK.

I was having an affair.

His name was Gerald.

He's dead now.

In a yacht accident.

He had a villa on the coast.

He would take me there to make love to me.

I let it happen to me whatever he wanted.

He was brought up in a boarding school.

So he was a little bit perverted,

if you know what I mean.

I did not change the sheets for Duncan's return.

I never told him.

Even when you arrived, I didn't tell him anything.

I didn't want to let him get away with it.

In short...

These people are completely helpless.

Look at this.

Fucking twins.

My pussy looks like a big tomato

exploded with buckshot.

I do 6 hours of Pilates per week.

It's like a female cop

with carpal tunnel syndrometrying to grab his stick.

It's a fucking tragedy.

Here she is ... my beautiful daughter.

My God, how beautiful you are.

You know ?

I know, why I should squander ...

- No, no, seriously.

Looked...

Bones and your skin ...

It's amazing that you went out

from my belly, right?

Don't you think it's crazy?

When you were little, still a baby

I could not keep me from feeling you.

I was taken for crazy

but I never got tired of it.

I really love you...

with all my heart.

you know that, eh?

I love you too.

My baby.

Oh, my baby.

Goodness, look at you.

You're really beautiful.

Your bones.

Oh, your skin.

Why is it so good to pee?

Oh but you're crying. Why ?

It's nothing, frankly.

My mother.

Yes, they do that.

Why do you think I haven't invited mine?

I'm sorry.

About what ?

I was mad at my mother

were simple women, like me.

And I put on ecstasy in champagne.

Who is Tasy's ex?

Is that one of the strippers?

You have to find us so boring.

Most of these girls are preparing

their marriage since adolescence.

I would have liked to be like you.

Strong enough to swim against the tide.

We let ourselves be carried away by the water.

You think i want marry your brother? 774

and he's already cheated on me twice.

He was fucking a woman who had a grooming salon.

No but I swear ...

He chose me.

I'm 28 and I'm too scared to refuse.

I'm not the only one, you know.

Allegra's husband sees prostitutes on business trips.

Camilla's husband jerks off on japanese porn

when he thinks she is sleeping,

and Kitty is a real lesbian.

But their weddings were lavish.

I'm going to spill.

What if I only pay for conversation?

Honey they all just pay for conversation.

Does your mom know what you're doing?

Yes.

And does she agree?

Not really.

She does brand policy

for Nestlé, and honestly

I don't like it at all.

Everyone has their own choices, right?

"Your parents scammed you.

Certainly, without realizing it.

They filled you with their faults

And have added more

Poem by Philip Larkin.

Your mother vomits into the plant.

You hate me.

You think I'm a bad mother.

You are a bad mother

but I don't hate you.

Here is the taxi.

It's yours.

My darling, I did the best that I could.

She quotes Larkin's poem:

"Man transmits misery to man

It sinks like a continental shelf

Escape as soon as possible

And especially do not have children. "

Rob, thank goodness.

I just spent a hell of a night.

Eve, is that you?

Tom?

You really don't want come with us ?

You can hug against Kaz.

Thank you darling.

I'm exhausted.

Thanks for today.

It was important that you were there.

Duncan would have been happy too.

Come here.

I love you, Mimi.

I love you too my dear.

Come.

Hi.

Well...

I guess I have to leave now.

I think so.

Was i an act of revolt for you? 838

Your son is an asshole, you know that?

Yes I know.

I'm afraid he takes from his mother.

Goodbye Paulson.

Goodbye Mills.

Do you have what I asked for?

You are a good boy.

- So... - Don't say anything, please.

Take off your clothes.

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