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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,868 --> 00:00:02,703 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,679 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,032 This is the busiest we've been in years. 4 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:34,502 - I just hope Santa has enough gas in his sleigh. 5 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:35,869 (laughs) 6 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,405 - I really need you 7 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,906 to get your productivity up this year, Elly, okay? 8 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,741 - Yes, I understand, thank you. 9 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,910 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 10 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:43,911 - Have you seen these? 11 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,012 They're new this year. 12 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,914 Kids are gonna love 'em. 13 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,918 - Elfette. 14 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,520 You have our new wrapping paper design ready? 15 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,721 It's go time. 16 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,223 - Yes ma'am, I have some shimmering wreaths, 17 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,057 I have some reindeer, some snowmen. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,692 - Okay, let's go wit this one. 19 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,694 Really, great work. 20 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:01,895 - Great. 21 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:02,930 I have some new ones I wanted to go over-- 22 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,098 - Maybe next year. 23 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:07,235 I need 50 rolls by yesterday. 24 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:08,936 - Okay. 25 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,407 (sighs) 26 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,408 Done. 27 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,076 Computer: 50 copies printing. 28 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,379 (Mystical music) 29 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,054 (laughs) 30 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:29,423 (calm music) 31 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,897 - I could help you with that if you want. 32 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,101 (sighs) 33 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:46,807 - (gasps) You broke it! 34 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:50,144 Now I'm gonna need a new flugel blocker to fix it. 35 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,586 - Oh, I love your paints. 36 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,288 - Elfette, why can't you stay 37 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,290 at your wrapping paper station? 38 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,957 Do your job. 39 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,593 - Right, sorry. 40 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,964 (groaning) 41 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,334 - Oh! 42 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:14,402 Oh, Elfette. 43 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,471 Oh, you're such a joy. 44 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,473 And so sweet and bright. 45 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,808 - Thanks, Elly. 46 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,976 Lately I've been feeling a little out of place. 47 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:26,013 - Oh, you're made for big things, you know. 48 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:31,084 It can get a little stuffy in here from time to time. 49 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,321 - I know what you mean. 50 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:36,824 - A little space to clear your head might be nice. 51 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,126 - Thanks, Elly. 52 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,628 Have a good one. 53 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,196 And tell Elfus I said hi for me. 54 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,164 - Oh, yes. 55 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,200 (laughs) 56 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,506 - Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,479 (dramatic music) 58 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,515 Man: JoyTech Brands has developed 59 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:04,017 an entirely new class of product. 60 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:08,689 This holiday season, JoyTech presents the Pencil Phone Z. 61 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,826 - It's a pencil and a phone. 62 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:16,029 - I was gonna write you a letter but I decided to call. 63 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:19,066 Man: Press the eraser to search on the internet. 64 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,569 - Pency, where's the closest petting zoo? 65 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:25,205 - Hey Pency, navigate to the nearest eye doctor please. 66 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,875 Man: Its nano magnetic graphite technology 67 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,343 keeps you in touch 68 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:33,013 while touching the hearts of people you love. 69 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,848 - Hey Pency, call Grandma. 70 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,083 - Hello, dearie. 71 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,651 - I miss you, Grandma. 72 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:41,522 - Come visit so you can have some of my bologna casserole. 73 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:45,726 Man: This year, we are introducing Pencil Phone Z Grande. 74 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,429 It's 36 times the size of Pencil Phone Z. 75 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,563 - Mommy. 76 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,765 I want one. 77 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,667 - Well, that sounds like a question 78 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,103 for Santa Claus. - Santa Claus. 79 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,440 (phone ringing) 80 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,374 Man: More Pencil Phones! 81 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,208 - More Pencil Phones? 82 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,376 Got it. 83 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,911 We need another 3,000 Pencil Phones. 84 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,078 Hurry it up, elves. 85 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,121 - (sighs) Florida here I come. 86 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,590 (calm music) 87 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:47,588 (ominous music) 88 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:52,626 - JoyTech stock are predicted to plummet 28% in December 89 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,928 if nothing is done. 90 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,465 - Our company can't do another year of this. 91 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:04,405 - (sighs) The Pencil Phone is a hit. 92 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:08,175 Every man, woman, and child, 93 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,944 anyone who's breathing wants one. 94 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,515 Let me tell you all something. 95 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,351 If you expect holiday bonuses this season, 96 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:21,288 you will (smacks) fix this! 97 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,824 - Look, sales projections for the Pencil Phone 98 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,994 were cut in half by Santa and his elves. 99 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,029 Simply put, we just can't compete 100 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,699 with the North Pole or generosity. 101 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,033 - Generosity. 102 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,869 And just what exactly are you proposing? 103 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,005 That we just eliminate Santa Claus? 104 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:38,839 (laughs) 105 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,173 Ridiculous. 106 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,643 - Actually, Mrs. Coalbottom, 107 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:46,046 that's exactly what I'm proposing. 108 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:49,182 (snaps) Send him in. 109 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,323 I'd like to introduce you to the head 110 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:59,159 of our new waste management branch. 111 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,731 - Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 112 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,198 I look forward to, uh, 113 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,700 (Snickers) 114 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,869 cleaning some things up around here, huh? 115 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,871 (laughs) 116 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,513 (dramatic music) 117 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,259 - I know, right? 118 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,227 Can you believe how much eggnog she had last night? 119 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,230 Georgie: Special delivery for Mrs. Claus. 120 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,435 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 121 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,937 Yeah, can you believe that? 122 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:47,107 She was like all up in Santa's sleigh. 123 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,578 - Can I help you? 124 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,747 (Georgie laughs) 125 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,450 (elf screams) 126 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:59,119 (dramatic music) 127 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,635 - Where's the big guy? 128 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,436 - Please, please. 129 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,938 (laughs) 130 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,239 Please, please. 131 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,253 (phone beeping) 132 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,827 - Come on, Sparkle, answer. 133 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:42,429 (upbeat music) 134 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,740 - Two peppermint tinsel mojitos. 135 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,942 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 136 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,277 - You're very, very welcome. 137 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,783 - (sighs) This is the life. 138 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,351 I don't think I'm ever going back. 139 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,953 Santa: Ho ho ho! 140 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,320 Ho ho ho! 141 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,488 Ho ho ho! 142 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,823 - Santa? 143 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,860 Ugh. He doesn't know the meaning of rest and relaxation. 144 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,529 - I think he needs a vacation. 145 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,531 Peppermint cheers! - Peppermint cheers! 146 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,833 (laughs) 147 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,502 - Sparkle, we need you, come on. 148 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,505 (Menacing laughs) 149 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:30,177 - You're not as smart as you look, Santa. 150 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,480 Trace the number and take care of him. 151 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,215 - Will do, boss. 152 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,383 Come on, you. 153 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:45,158 (Elfette sighs) 154 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,027 - I need to visit you more often. 155 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,830 You get to see all these beautiful locations. 156 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,999 - Just tell Elven Resources you're interested 157 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,500 in traveling more. 158 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,571 - How is the vacation committee going? 159 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,574 - The elfcationing department. 160 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,410 Yeah, yeah, it is so good. 161 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,078 Really, really good. 162 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,748 - That sounds nice. 163 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,586 - So, anyway, it's like the busiest time up at the Pole. 164 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,922 How did you make this happen? 165 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:15,756 - Well. 166 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,060 (upbeat music) 167 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,439 I used the same designs as last year. 168 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,174 Nobody even noticed. 169 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,412 (phone ringing) 170 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,614 Sebastian? 171 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,449 Why is she calling me? 172 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,787 Season's greetings, this is Elfette. 173 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:47,621 - Elfette. 174 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,090 They've come for us. 175 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,760 The North Pole mafia is here. 176 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,128 They've taken Santa to New York. 177 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,297 You have to save Christmas! 178 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,398 Help us! 179 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,400 (gasps) 180 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,603 - Holy glitter globes! - Holy glitter globes! 181 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,604 We gotta go. 182 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,081 - So what happened to the elves? 183 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,415 Who's gonna deliver the presents? 184 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,583 Where's Santa? 185 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,086 Oh, why, why me? 186 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,421 - It's all up to you, Elfette. 187 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,091 You're the only elf that can do this. 188 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,994 - Nobody even knows who I am. 189 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,829 I'm just a wrapping paper designer. 190 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,164 - Are you elfing serious? 191 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,000 Your father was a key proponent 192 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,336 in the ratification of the Mistletoe Clause. 193 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,806 It's in your bells. 194 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,677 Hold on. 195 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,446 I have something that might help. 196 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,788 Power born in purest snow, 197 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,324 the truest elf will only know. 198 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,027 Hold me close and I shall glow. 199 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,863 The sacred twinkle I will bestow. 200 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,034 - Hold me close and I shall glow? 201 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,503 (sighs) 202 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,943 (gasps) 203 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,380 - I knew it. 204 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,117 I thought that might happen. 205 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,187 Go ahead. 206 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,796 Elfette: It's a belt. 207 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,731 - Not just any belt. 208 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,233 It was my mom's belt. 209 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:44,071 She was a descendant of the Grand Elf Guild. 210 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:44,905 - The GEG. 211 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,908 Thought that was just a myth. 212 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,043 - She was one of our best. 213 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,914 - I'm sorry. 214 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,550 - Look. 215 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,852 Powdered penguin. 216 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,421 That will reenergize your elfy twinkle. 217 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:05,692 A variety of glitter puffs for escaping danger. 218 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,694 - Is this silver halide tinsel? 219 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,229 - For stretching time. 220 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,730 (Laughs) 221 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,401 And candy cane currency that's accepted worldwide. 222 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,236 - I'm gonna try it on. 223 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,413 - Christmas is in your hands now, Elfette. 224 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,249 - Well, you're coming with me. 225 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,784 - I'm committed to this mission. 226 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,952 I wish I could. 227 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,954 - Oh, the vacation committee. 228 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,455 Of course. 229 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,191 Well, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. 230 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:42,963 Elves don't fly and I've never driven a car, I don't think. 231 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,731 (upbeat music) 232 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,567 (engine revving) 233 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,603 (ornaments jingling) 234 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,410 (motorcycle crashing) 235 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,991 (camera clicking) 236 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:14,995 - This is gonna be the easiest gig of the year. 237 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,271 Elf stew. 238 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:30,510 What about an elf omelet? 239 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,411 Yes, yes. 240 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,180 Elf omelet. 241 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:38,852 There's just so many ways to cook an elf. 242 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,289 But I wonder which is the most delicious. 243 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,192 Phone: Boss is calling. 244 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,526 Boss is calling. 245 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,661 - Yeah, boss. 246 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,829 - What do you got for me? 247 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,998 - Listen to this. 248 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,366 Little Miss Sparkle has a friend. 249 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:57,204 Don't worry, I'm onto these two Christmas ornaments. 250 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,371 She might very well be the brains 251 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,307 of this entire operation. 252 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,975 - Yeah, that's right, that's where we traced the call. 253 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,176 All right, good. 254 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,378 Listen, I want no loose ends on this, 255 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,681 so you're gonna tie this situation up in nice little bow 256 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,883 and then you're gonna collect your reward. 257 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:10,783 Capiche? 258 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,818 - But boss, boss, boss. 259 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,320 Listen to this. 260 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:17,991 I take a little elf and I mix it with a garnish of nutmeg, 261 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,360 it brings out all the flavors in my dish. 262 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,396 That little elf is toast, literally. 263 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,497 - What? 264 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,398 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 265 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,200 Last year's Croaky Convention, 266 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,701 it gave me an entire new outlook. 267 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,869 It inspired me. 268 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,404 - Quit horsing around. 269 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,341 Just get a gun and shoot the thing! 270 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,842 - Barbaric. 271 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,178 You can't win Death of the Year at the Croaky Awards 272 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,546 if you use a gunshot. 273 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,580 - Whatever. 274 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,849 Would you just do your job? 275 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,653 (phone beeps) 276 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,890 - He doesn't understand us. 277 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:51,758 It's okay. 278 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,595 We're gonna get those elves. 279 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,065 (carrot crunching) 280 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,366 - Look, friend, minivan like that, 281 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,900 that's a chick magnet, I'm telling you. 282 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,769 And for you, I'll bring it down to 12, 283 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,871 but that's my final offer. 284 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,941 - Yo, first of all, that ain't no minivan. 285 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:12,079 Second of all, if I pick up my chick in that wimp? 286 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,713 Uh uh. 287 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,082 - Look, I know the ladies like it 288 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:15,949 because I done made it myself back a couple times. 289 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:16,783 - Gross. 290 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,452 - I'll take it for 15. 291 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,254 - Whew, 15, shoot. 292 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,122 It's yours. 293 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,757 Look at that, friend, that's how you do business. 294 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,793 I got 15 big ones and you got nothing. 295 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,429 - No, you didn't check the bag. 296 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,432 - 15 candy canes? 297 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,300 Hey, wait! 298 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,401 Hey, hold on a sec! 299 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,436 (laughs) 300 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,139 - He got played! 301 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,110 Okay. 302 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,448 (upbeat music) 303 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,132 (calm music) 304 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,350 - This is all human food. 305 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,160 - All right, now what can I get you, ma'am? 306 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,027 Oh, look at you. 307 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:08,995 You're a real. 308 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,363 Would you mind if I? 309 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,400 My sister loves Christmas, she would never. 310 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,402 (laughs) 311 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,506 I can't wait to show her that. 312 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,742 All right, sorry, now what can I get for you? 313 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:26,846 - Do you have anything with candy cane soy base? 314 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,849 - No, now you're not from around here, are you? 315 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,884 - Reindeer nuggets. 316 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,720 Gumdrop souffle. 317 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,088 - Now let me tell you what I got. 318 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,556 This is on the secret menu. 319 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,390 Pumpkin. 320 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,392 Peppermint. 321 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,694 Pancakes. 322 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,695 - I'll take that. 323 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,731 - Okay, you're gonna love it. 324 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,435 Now would you like the preserves on those? 325 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,269 - Yes. 326 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,070 - Yes, you do, trust me. 327 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,240 All right, coming right up. 328 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,544 (phone chimes) 329 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,953 - How does she even know I'm here? 330 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,926 - I can never remember which one's poison 331 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,428 and which one's peppermint. 332 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,264 They both got Ps! 333 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,800 - Hey, you got them pancakes ready or what, man? 334 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,303 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming up. 335 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,608 Let's not forget the special sauce. 336 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,643 (laughs) 337 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,325 - Okay, look what they got here. 338 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,993 Enjoy. 339 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:51,097 Think they mixed up a special batch just for you. 340 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,601 (clattering) 341 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,981 (Elfette sighs) 342 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,692 - Got to save Santa. 343 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,863 (yawns) 344 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,171 - Oh, stuffed, huh? 345 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,874 Can I get you anything else now? 346 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,476 Maybe some coffee. 347 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,644 Elfette: Coffee? 348 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,346 - The hot stuff that keeps you warm at night, 349 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,214 that warms your belly? 350 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,717 - I have powdered penguin for that. 351 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,118 - Oh. 352 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:46,953 Oh, okay. 353 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,227 (whooshes) 354 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,061 Huh. 355 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,564 Powdered what? 356 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:04,070 - (groans) That was definitely the peppermint. 357 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:05,872 - Do you even work here? 358 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,007 (groans) 359 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,249 - Well, well, well. 360 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:21,087 We finally meet face to face with Santa Claus. 361 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,360 You know, you're a nice enough guy 362 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:32,231 but you're killing my business this time of year. 363 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,434 Know what this is? 364 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:39,038 This is a Pencil Phone. 365 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:43,109 It goes for $999 a pop. 366 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,914 And the kids are buying them up like candy. 367 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:53,920 What? 368 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:54,754 - Georgie? 369 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,589 That you? 370 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:01,428 (laughs) You know, you was always such a cute kid. 371 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,896 So full of imagination and... 372 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:06,933 Hope. 373 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,070 (laughs) 374 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,440 - You think you know me? 375 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,609 You have no idea the things I've done. 376 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,612 - Well, I know you're not gonna hurt my elves. 377 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,781 Okay, your beef is with me. 378 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,917 - Well, that depends on you, Santa. 379 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,755 See, right now you're eating up all of our profits, 380 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,325 giving these little babies away for free. 381 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,394 For free! 382 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,496 - For free. - Shut up, you! 383 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,997 - That was rude. 384 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,966 - Now here's what I need you to do. 385 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:44,170 I know you have a gift machine somewhere 386 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,006 pumping these little babies out. 387 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:50,843 - (laughs) Do I? 388 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:55,615 - You're gonna tell me exactly where that machine is 389 00:21:55,615 --> 00:22:00,487 or all of your elves are gonna get a permanent... 390 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:01,988 Snow day. 391 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,791 - We're gonna have to put you on the naughty list 392 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,826 for this, Little Georgie. 393 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,197 - Nobody calls me Little Georgie! 394 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,799 (laughs) 395 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:13,633 Shut up! 396 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,338 You got two seconds to start talking. 397 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,212 * I'm wearing green, you wearing red * 398 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,881 * We ride all day on a sled 399 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,984 * It's snowing outside, I'm loving my ride * 400 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:35,655 * We going to New York City 401 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,529 - Wow. 402 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,631 A gas station. 403 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,670 Oh. 404 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,180 (clattering) 405 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,919 (gasps) 406 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,524 (grunts) 407 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,435 My car won't go anymore. 408 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:24,904 This isn't working. 409 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,615 - Never pumped gas before? 410 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:38,350 What are you, from Jersey? 411 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,185 - No. 412 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,555 - What mall are you from? 413 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,791 - The North Pole. 414 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,460 - Huh, yeah. 415 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,096 Aren't we all? 416 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,265 Stick it in the hole. 417 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,146 - It's working! 418 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:08,047 Yes. 419 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:10,650 - You know, if you're really serious 420 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,319 about this whole, uh, elf thing, 421 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,490 you should talk to my boss, Barty. 422 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:21,393 He's over at the old warehouse on 60th. 423 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,229 Works the night shift. 424 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:28,100 Tell him Blanche sent ya. 425 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,646 * When I'm on the field, I do what I want * 426 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,814 * Tis the season to be jolly 427 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,316 * Fa la la la la la la la la 428 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,987 - I'll show Santa I'm more than just a wrapping paper elf. 429 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,022 (phone ringing) 430 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,023 Hello. 431 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,359 - Hey, how's it going? 432 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,494 - So I think I have a lead. 433 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,830 - (laughs) That's great. 434 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,799 What kind of lead? 435 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,468 - There was this girl who was dressed like an elf 436 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,836 but she was from the mall. 437 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,171 - Uh huh. 438 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,641 - Told me to go to this old warehouse at night 439 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:09,709 to see this guy. 440 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,811 - Elfette, really? 441 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,015 (sighs) Please be careful out there. 442 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,017 Not everyone is made of sugar. 443 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,553 - Well, what are they made of? 444 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:22,855 - Coal. 445 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,524 (Elfette gasps) 446 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:35,401 (knuckles cracking) (dramatic music) 447 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,538 (beeping) 448 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,627 (Clack) 449 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,077 - You're a very special elf, Sparkle. 450 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,813 You aren't meant to be at the North Pole. 451 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,882 You'll protect us from other lands, 452 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:59,585 something our family has done for centuries. 453 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:01,120 One day I'll be gone 454 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,489 and the responsibility will fall to you. 455 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:07,493 - But why can't I be just like you, on the front lines? 456 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:11,964 - Your destiny is to assist and protect our kind, my love. 457 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,633 (Sparkle sighs) 458 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:29,248 (clears throat) 459 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,324 (rock music) 460 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:46,833 - All right. 461 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,637 Enjoy your present. 462 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:53,940 - I'll see at church. 463 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,341 - All right. 464 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,508 Hey, say hello to Jimmy for me. 465 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:57,376 - Yeah. 466 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:03,549 - Hey! 467 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:05,317 What are you doing? 468 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,854 Look, we are closed, missy. 469 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,055 - Hi. 470 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:11,057 I'm so sorry, I don't mean to be any trouble. 471 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,725 I'm looking for Barty? 472 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,226 - Who? 473 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,895 Barty, Barty. 474 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,297 Oh, you mean Bartholomule. 475 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,565 - I think so. 476 00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:22,068 - Well, do you have an appointment? 477 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,335 - No. 478 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,371 I was actually sent here by Blanche. 479 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,073 She's an elf too. 480 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:31,410 It's really important and I haven't got a lot of time. 481 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,244 Please? 482 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,083 - All right, fine, follow me. 483 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,250 - Thank you. 484 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,151 - Yeah. 485 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:43,189 Last time I'm doing this. 486 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:46,525 Need to build that northern border wall. 487 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,735 Watch your step there, twinkle toes. 488 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,745 So you're from the North Pole, huh? 489 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,214 - Canada. 490 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:09,048 Eh? 491 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:11,951 - Right. 492 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,129 - Do you come here often? 493 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:29,301 - Well, actually I was born right down there. 494 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,446 Well. 495 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,416 That's as far as I go. 496 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:48,955 Good luck. 497 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,322 - Thank you. 498 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,323 Merry Christmas. 499 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,458 Man: Yeah. 500 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:58,998 - (mumbles) Now where did I put those blasted schematics? 501 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,171 Yes. 502 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,472 That's right. 503 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:10,142 I must have left them in the northeast wing. 504 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,478 Who goes there? 505 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,347 Good heavens! 506 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:24,590 (sighs) I gave out bonuses last week. 507 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,661 - Well, sir. 508 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:30,496 - Sir? 509 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,832 (sighs) 510 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,302 The name's Bartholomule. 511 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:37,536 Good to meet you, yes. 512 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,171 Now I'm rather busy 513 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,540 and I must get back to trying to find my mutton chops, okay? 514 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:42,374 Thank you. 515 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,313 - Well, my name is Elfette. 516 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,548 I'm the last elf of my kind. 517 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:51,550 - Your kind? 518 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:58,324 Oh. 519 00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,559 Oh my knickers. 520 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,231 Is that a belt crafted by Grand Elf Guild? 521 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:06,065 - Yes. 522 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,801 I'm on a secret mission. 523 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:11,904 To save Santa. 524 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:14,240 - A secret mission to save Santa! 525 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,742 Well, why didn't you say so? 526 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:19,845 Listen, just wait right here. 527 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,080 Don't touch anything 528 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:22,814 and I'll be right back, yes? 529 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:23,649 Good. 530 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,860 (ominous music) 531 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:35,894 (car beeps) 532 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,780 (gasping) 533 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:57,283 (glass shattering) 534 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,118 Elfette, Elfette! 535 00:31:59,118 --> 00:31:59,952 Elfette. 536 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,789 I present to you the most exquisite, 537 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,792 most magical artifact of Christmas. 538 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:19,805 - I've heard spiders are good luck. 539 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:21,640 - Oh, oh, sorry. 540 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,808 Wrong holiday. 541 00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:24,910 That's the Spookometer. 542 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:25,944 My apologies. 543 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:27,980 I'll take that. 544 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,648 I'll be right back. 545 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:41,060 (ominous music) 546 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,478 (gentle music) 547 00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:07,679 (Elfette screams) 548 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:10,048 Oh no, sorry about that. 549 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:12,218 Yes, this is an invention, 550 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:16,388 well, that helps me find my other inventions, yes? 551 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:19,758 - What is this? 552 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,496 - (gasps) You found it! 553 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:28,334 All I found were, well, these garlic croutons. 554 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,871 All right, yes. 555 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:35,874 The Twinkameter. 556 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:40,912 It embodies the Christmas spirit and the sacred twinkle. 557 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,749 Built when Christmas was nearly destroyed 558 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,918 by the dark elves centuries ago. 559 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,121 The GEG was assembled and they used the power 560 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:52,023 to protect the holiday ever since. 561 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:56,228 But it only works when your heart is true 562 00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:58,130 and your quest is noble. 563 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:11,810 - Hmm, looks like the little elf has a new toy. 564 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,749 - Bartholomule, how does it work? 565 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,752 - Oh, you'll figure it out. 566 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:24,256 Let the sacred twinkle guide you, Elfette. 567 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:36,502 (ominous music) 568 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,012 (beeps) 569 00:35:58,790 --> 00:35:59,958 - Cold. 570 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,693 - It's getting really chilly out here. 571 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,195 Yes. 572 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:04,630 - I really can't thank you enough. 573 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:07,666 - Oh, my pleasure, Elfette. 574 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:12,137 Oh, what are those little contraptions there on your back? 575 00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,205 - Glitter puffs? 576 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:14,105 - Glitter puffs? 577 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,707 - Yeah. - Fun. 578 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:16,842 May I? 579 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:17,676 - Sure. 580 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,184 - Oh, good heavens. 581 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,489 (bangs) 582 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:31,857 (laughs) 583 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:32,724 - Wow! 584 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,661 Bartholomule: Unbelievable! 585 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,996 - I've actually never used one of those before. 586 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,699 - I would not want to be on the receiving end of that mess. 587 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:41,567 - Oh, no! 588 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:45,404 (laughs) 589 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:46,405 - (sighs) Incredible. 590 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,575 Well, better get going, Elfette. 591 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:51,343 Christmas is nigh. 592 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,844 - I'm off like Santa's sleigh. 593 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:54,012 - Splendid. 594 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,046 - Thank you. 595 00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,051 - Oh, and Elfette? 596 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,053 If you see my brother on your travels, 597 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,023 let him know our tea time is well overdue, yes? 598 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,191 - Sure. 599 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,225 - Excellent. 600 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:18,103 Now where did I put those pesky mutton chops? 601 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:22,341 That's right, the northeast wing! 602 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:24,576 (coughing) 603 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:30,716 (dramatic music) 604 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,083 - This all makes sense now. 605 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,118 JoyTech with-- 606 00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:35,954 (radio crackling) 607 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,792 Go ahead. 608 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:42,294 Man: Does she have it? 609 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:44,963 - Yes, Elfette has the Twinkameter. 610 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,465 JoyTech is off her trail for now 611 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:50,369 but there's an assassin following her. 612 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,304 Man: How much time do we have? 613 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:54,072 - My eyes on the inside have gone dark. 614 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:57,108 There may be a double agent involved. 615 00:37:58,243 --> 00:37:59,144 Man: Follow Elfette. 616 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:01,480 Don't let her get too far. 617 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,649 - Copy that, green leader. 618 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:08,153 I'm about done with these reindeer games. 619 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:13,091 - (laughs) Okay, listen, Santy Claus. 620 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,594 We can make this a lot easier. 621 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,096 JoyTech is prepared to offer you 622 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,932 a very, very nice retirement plan. 623 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:26,672 - Joy, love, giving. 624 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,676 You used to believe, don't you remember? 625 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:33,011 - Do you ever listen to yourself talk? 626 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,146 Do you expect me to believe the garbage 627 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,648 you're trying to sell me? 628 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:41,353 - I can still feel the twinkle within you, Georgie. 629 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:42,621 But it's dying. 630 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,963 (Georgie whistles) 631 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:56,334 - Go ahead. 632 00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,837 Write down a number. 633 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,541 I'm a very reasonable man. 634 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:05,043 And my bosses are very generous. 635 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,712 What's it gonna cost us 636 00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:10,716 to put all this free present nonsense behind us? 637 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:19,190 (Santa laughs) 638 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:27,198 (Georgie laughs) 639 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,035 - I knew you'd come around. 640 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:31,369 You see, Roger? 641 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,905 Every man has their price. 642 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,907 (laughs) 643 00:39:37,409 --> 00:39:41,580 - Don't let the light inside you burn out forever, Georgie. 644 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:43,081 There's still time. 645 00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:47,218 - It's the present you never got me. 646 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:51,890 Wait, no. 647 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,391 No, what the hell? 648 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:55,927 Cut the crap, Santa! 649 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,598 Go get Mrs. Claus. 650 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,269 Don't give him the money! 651 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:12,043 (laughs) 652 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,536 (phone ringing) 653 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:38,637 - Hello? 654 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:39,738 - Elfette. 655 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,940 There's been a change of plans. 656 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,575 - Sebastian. 657 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:44,943 I thought you were dead. 658 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,745 - There's no time to explain. 659 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:49,815 Report back to the North Pole immediately. 660 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:53,819 - I'm so happy you're alive but I don't understand. 661 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,654 - I found a way out of this. 662 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:56,755 - I can't. 663 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:58,156 I have to save Christmas. 664 00:40:58,223 --> 00:41:00,125 I'm on my way to New York City. 665 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,994 - Elfette, we need you. 666 00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:05,463 - I've... 667 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,066 I've gotta go. 668 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,616 * Dashing through the snow 669 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,451 * In a one horse open sleigh 670 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,821 * O'er the fields we go 671 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:35,360 - This trip would be so much more fun 672 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,362 with somebody to sing with. 673 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:40,331 (brakes squealing) 674 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,204 - Oh! 675 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:47,706 Hello, old girl. 676 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:48,540 Oh, an elf! 677 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,209 - Hello, sir. 678 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,510 Where are you headed? 679 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,845 - Well, I was up in Yorkshire yesterday, 680 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,213 now that you mention it, 681 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,148 but I'm downright confounded how I ended up here. 682 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:59,217 - Well, I'm headed to New York if you wanted to-- 683 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:00,719 - Yes, that'll do quite nicely. 684 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:01,687 - Oh, okay. 685 00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:06,324 (coughing) 686 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,493 - Excuse me, I believe I picked up a bug 687 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:09,995 up in Westminster Abbey. 688 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:12,363 - Oh, well, I might be able to help you with that. 689 00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:13,231 - You don't say? 690 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:14,065 - Yeah. 691 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,901 So, car rules. 692 00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:17,736 Absolutely no tickle juice. 693 00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:20,739 And no putting your feet out the window after 6:00 p.m. 694 00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:23,408 - Oh, I can't guarantee anything. 695 00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:26,177 But I am fresh out of tickle juice. 696 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:27,545 - Well, that's good. 697 00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:28,580 Okay, ready? 698 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:30,248 - Indeed. 699 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,559 - By the way, I'm Elfette. 700 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:43,595 - Duey. 701 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:44,596 A pleasure. 702 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:49,067 - So you said you were lost? 703 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,937 - Well, a true statesman is never lost. 704 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:55,741 He's precisely where he means to be. 705 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,442 - That sounds a lot like Gandalf. 706 00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:00,245 - Gandalf, no, never heard of him. 707 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,214 (boings) 708 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:08,219 - Wait a minute, that's literally Gandalf's pipe. 709 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,588 You've never seen "Lord of the Rings"? 710 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,923 - "Lord of the Flies," yes, 711 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:14,459 directed by the great Peter Brook. 712 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:17,629 - Anyway, where did you say you were going? 713 00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:19,230 - Oh, well, I'm headed up to Mummy's 714 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:22,100 for the Christmas holiday. 715 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,802 - Well, that's nice. 716 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:30,308 - Oh! 717 00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:33,311 Don't mind me, just putting a little bit of tea into my pipe 718 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,980 for the flavor. 719 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:35,981 - Oh, okay. 720 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:39,484 (pipe tapping) 721 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:41,653 - Mind if I sip a little bit 722 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,990 of a Shirley MacLaine here while we drive? 723 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,259 - Hold on. 724 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,128 I have an idea. 725 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:50,996 - Oh. 726 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:54,299 - You should try a little bit of this in there. 727 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,667 That'll make you feel better. 728 00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:56,501 - Oh. 729 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:03,508 - Good, huh? 730 00:44:03,508 --> 00:44:06,177 - Now what in Huckleberry Finn? 731 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,346 - Elves have used mistletoe for years 732 00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:11,016 to maintain balance and healing. 733 00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:14,686 But my cousin Winklette invented mistlefinger, 734 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,688 which is even more powerful than mistletoe, 735 00:44:16,688 --> 00:44:18,456 so you should feel better instantly. 736 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:19,457 - Whoa. 737 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,526 (laughs) 738 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:22,493 Hold on. 739 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,995 - What? 740 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,464 - Elfette, I think I see, is that the North Pole? 741 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:27,632 Aurora borealis? 742 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,701 No, no, Antonio Banderas. 743 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:36,842 Wait, now there's a smudge on my glasses. 744 00:44:36,842 --> 00:44:39,310 - Is there some, maybe it's expired? 745 00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:41,847 "Not to be consumed by humans." 746 00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:44,816 - Not to be what now? 747 00:44:44,816 --> 00:44:47,352 (laughs) 748 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,888 Elfette, you do know your minerals, don't you? 749 00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:51,723 - So are you okay? 750 00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,892 So you really took that like a snowman. 751 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,393 How are you feeling? 752 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:56,561 - Never better. 753 00:44:56,561 --> 00:44:58,563 Think I know how Cindy Lou Who felt. 754 00:44:58,629 --> 00:44:59,664 (Elfette laughs) 755 00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:00,531 Do you fancy a sip? 756 00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,667 - I'd love one, thank you. 757 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:05,536 That is good, huh? 758 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:08,406 - Okay, Papa needs another taste here. 759 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:09,741 - (laughs) Easy does it. 760 00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:10,575 - Oh. 761 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,747 (dramatic music) 762 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,106 (pops) 763 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:42,607 - Mistlefinger? 764 00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:45,443 "Not to be consumed by humans." 765 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:48,413 (scoffs) Whatever. 766 00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:52,417 Whew. 767 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,419 (laughs) 768 00:45:57,022 --> 00:46:01,459 Elf on a Shelf, I'm coming to get ya! 769 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:05,463 Elf on a Shelf, I'm coming to get ya! 770 00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:08,900 (upbeat Christmas music) 771 00:46:29,154 --> 00:46:31,957 (calm music) 772 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,458 (sighs) 773 00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:37,128 * Georgie, the green nosed reindeer * 774 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,830 * Reindeer 775 00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:42,300 * Had a big pile of cash 776 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,135 * Quite a big pile 777 00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:47,839 - (humming) Oh. 778 00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:50,976 (humming) Thank you. 779 00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:55,613 I've been waiting for this. 780 00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:58,283 (dramatic music) 781 00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:03,121 (heels clicking) 782 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:13,131 (Georgie humming) 783 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:20,371 (Georgie sighs) 784 00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:22,207 - I see you're enjoying your dinner. 785 00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,709 So sorry to interrupt. 786 00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:27,212 - Mrs. Coalbottom. 787 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:29,480 I didn't know that you were coming into town. 788 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:33,851 Can I offer you a glass of wine or something? 789 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:34,852 How's everything? 790 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,354 - Let me get right to the point. 791 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:38,356 We have a very large investment 792 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:41,359 in your little organization, Georgie. 793 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:44,862 And I don't take our investments lightly. 794 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,531 - Oh, well, of course, of course. 795 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:48,699 You know, we're gonna handle everything the way it should-- 796 00:47:48,733 --> 00:47:50,401 - I've heard whispers of an elf 797 00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:52,870 that's managed to escape the North Pole. 798 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,072 - Oh, don't worry. 799 00:47:54,139 --> 00:47:56,574 She's no threat, all right? 800 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,076 Get this. 801 00:47:58,143 --> 00:48:01,146 She's a wrapping paper designer. 802 00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:02,413 (laughs) Can you imagine? 803 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:04,582 A wrapping paper designer. 804 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:11,422 - I don't care if she shovels dung from reindeers' stables. 805 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:16,494 If she's alive, she's a threat. 806 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:24,069 - Then, uh, she won't be for long. 807 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:28,073 - (laughs) Good boy, Georgie. 808 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:31,943 The sooner Santa and his elves are off the board, 809 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:36,914 the sooner we can all relish in the true joys of Christmas. 810 00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:41,719 (glasses clink) 811 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,754 Which reminds me. 812 00:48:43,788 --> 00:48:46,457 I brought you a little toy. 813 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:51,229 Something to ensure that we all have a very silent night. 814 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:58,103 (Georgie laughs) 815 00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:02,940 - Well now, how can I pass that up? 816 00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:06,277 (laughs) 817 00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:15,987 (calm music) 818 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:21,792 (phone dialing) 819 00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,294 Duey: Yes, keep going, little further. 820 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,130 All right, this is it. 821 00:49:25,163 --> 00:49:26,131 Elfette: Oh. 822 00:49:26,131 --> 00:49:28,133 - Yes, old mummy dearest. 823 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,503 I can't thank you enough, Elfette. 824 00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,305 - It was lovely riding with you, Duey. 825 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:35,640 - Indeed. 826 00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:36,841 Are you sure you wouldn't like to come in? 827 00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:38,676 Mother could make you a tea or a bed. 828 00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:40,511 It is getting late. 829 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:42,013 - I would love to. 830 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:46,151 But everybody's counting on me. 831 00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:47,852 - I understand. (phone ringing) 832 00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:48,686 Oh. - Oh. 833 00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:51,256 I should. 834 00:49:52,157 --> 00:49:53,124 - Farewell. 835 00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:53,958 - Night. 836 00:49:58,029 --> 00:50:00,298 - Gonna get my sign here. 837 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:01,332 New York, eh? 838 00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:06,504 - Hello? 839 00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:08,005 - Oh, Elfette! 840 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,541 Thank the Christmas spirit you answered. 841 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:11,776 - Santa! 842 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,010 Are you okay? 843 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,812 - Listen to me, Elfette, there's no time. 844 00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:18,183 Was Sparkle able to lead you to the Twinkameter? 845 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:20,485 - Well, she knows that I have it now. 846 00:50:20,485 --> 00:50:21,686 - Good, good. 847 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,521 Now you must place it atop the tree 848 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:25,356 where elf magic lives free 849 00:50:25,390 --> 00:50:27,225 by midnight on Christmas Eve, 850 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,395 or all that twinkles will cease to be. 851 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,330 - By midnight on Christmas Eve. 852 00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:34,165 I think I understand. 853 00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:35,032 I'll do it. 854 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:38,169 But wait, Santa? 855 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,406 I left the North Pole this Christmas 856 00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:44,742 because I didn't think I mattered. 857 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:48,746 I was second guessing even being an elf anymore. 858 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,715 - Oh, Elfette. 859 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:53,884 Whether big or small or elfy or not at all, 860 00:50:53,918 --> 00:50:55,420 there's a twinkle inside you 861 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:58,589 upon which you can always call. 862 00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:01,259 - The sacred twinkle? 863 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:02,693 - It's in all of us. 864 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,395 I believe in you, Elfette. 865 00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:05,263 Elfette! 866 00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:06,197 (Georgie laughs) 867 00:51:06,197 --> 00:51:07,198 - Santa? 868 00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:08,233 Hello? 869 00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:09,734 - I know who you are, elf, 870 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:11,269 and your gig is up. 871 00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:16,040 Your undercover operation to save Christmas is kaput. 872 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:17,875 - Undercover? 873 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:20,044 - I don't care how much twinkle you have left 874 00:51:20,044 --> 00:51:22,580 up in your stockings. 875 00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:27,618 Your plans to save Christmas (laughs) are over. 876 00:51:31,622 --> 00:51:35,593 (laughs) 877 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,431 - Don't worry, Santa. 878 00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:42,133 I won't let you down. 879 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,273 (knocking) 880 00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:54,979 Hi. 881 00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:55,780 - Oh. 882 00:51:57,148 --> 00:51:57,915 My. 883 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:00,485 Oh, Duey? 884 00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:04,955 I believe your little elf friend is here. 885 00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:10,094 - Elfette! 886 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:11,929 (laughs) Oh. 887 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,299 - I think I might take you up on that room if it-- 888 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,101 - Splendid, yes, I'll have Mother prepare it immediately. 889 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:17,935 Mother! 890 00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,906 - I'm right here, dear. 891 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:23,007 - Oh. 892 00:52:23,007 --> 00:52:24,675 How'd you get there? 893 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:27,312 Well, come on in. 894 00:52:27,345 --> 00:52:28,679 - Come, darling. 895 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,819 (calm music) 896 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:39,457 - Good news, Elfette. 897 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:42,193 Your room is nearly ready! 898 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:47,164 And you have the comfiest, fluffiest pillows in the house. 899 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,334 Elfette, is everything all right? 900 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:50,368 - Yes. 901 00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:51,369 Of course, thank you. 902 00:52:51,436 --> 00:52:52,270 - Splendid. 903 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:54,171 Well, I'll be off then. 904 00:52:58,509 --> 00:52:59,310 - Duey? 905 00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:02,680 Can I ask you something? 906 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:04,215 - Sure, yes. 907 00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:06,384 Just don't ask me to recite the 12 days of Christmas. 908 00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:07,818 (laughs) 909 00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:09,019 I can never remember what happens 910 00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:10,555 after the turtle doves and the geese are laying 911 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:14,024 and then who's paying, you know? 912 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:17,528 - So I just got off the phone with Santa. 913 00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:20,197 - Wait, the Santa? 914 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,031 You know him? 915 00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,900 - He's my boss. 916 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:24,535 Santa got kidnapped by the mafia 917 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:25,370 (Duey gasps) 918 00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:26,871 and I have to save him. 919 00:53:26,904 --> 00:53:30,341 I'm supposed to place the Twinkameter atop a tree 920 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:33,544 where he says all elf magic lives free. 921 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,385 - The Twinkameter. 922 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:45,556 This does look awfully familiar, Elfette. 923 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:46,424 Yes. 924 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:52,062 Perhaps he's talking about the Pebblefellow Tree. 925 00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,564 - You've been there before? 926 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,266 - Yes, I used to bird watch down on 57th Street 927 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,567 and I would get corn dogs-- 928 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:59,203 - Stop it, Duey, with the exaggerations. 929 00:53:59,203 --> 00:54:01,038 Help a little elf out. 930 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,040 - Yes, yes, Mother. 931 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,575 - Your room is ready. 932 00:54:04,609 --> 00:54:05,443 - Thank you. 933 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:06,711 - Dear Elfette. 934 00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:12,550 - Now you can't miss it. 935 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:15,085 It's right near Central Park and the Big Apple. 936 00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:19,790 - (gasps) Well, I do prefer sugar plums 937 00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,792 but I can start at the apple. 938 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:22,793 - Elfette. 939 00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,261 Go straight into Manhattan. 940 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:26,096 Take the PATH train, don't talk to any strangers. 941 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,432 Look for Jimmy, he's got the hot dog stand. 942 00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:30,100 Say "I need the big dog, Jimmy." 943 00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:31,235 It's not on the menu. 944 00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:32,303 Got it? 945 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:33,203 Okay. 946 00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:38,809 (sighs) Well, good night, my new friend. 947 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:39,944 - Good night. 948 00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:43,113 - Duey. 949 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,282 Don't forget your retainer. 950 00:54:46,984 --> 00:54:47,818 Put it in. 951 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:57,462 (retainer clicking) 952 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,836 That's a good boy. 953 00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:10,508 (sighs) 954 00:55:34,632 --> 00:55:37,334 (Elfette laughs) 955 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:57,988 (present rustling) 956 00:55:59,056 --> 00:55:59,890 - Duey. 957 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,560 How do you know Bartholomule? 958 00:56:02,627 --> 00:56:04,395 - Bartholomule? 959 00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:05,396 Oh, yes, yes. 960 00:56:06,631 --> 00:56:09,534 I do believe he was my mother's first son. 961 00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,535 Uh huh. 962 00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:11,836 - Your brother? 963 00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:13,237 - Yeah. 964 00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:14,972 A fine pair of mutton chops on that fellow too. 965 00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:17,374 - I'm supposed to remind you. 966 00:56:18,576 --> 00:56:19,410 Tea time! 967 00:56:20,578 --> 00:56:21,746 - (gasps) Yes. 968 00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,180 My brother, that makes a lot of sense. 969 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:26,884 That's why the Twinkameter looked so familiar. 970 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:31,522 - (laughs) He was a lot of help. 971 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:32,890 Both you guys. 972 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:36,594 You're like...family. 973 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,196 - Oh, Elfette. 974 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:43,100 This may be the best Christmas ever. 975 00:56:45,369 --> 00:56:48,072 (grunts) 976 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,106 - Good night! 977 00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:12,262 (upbeat music) 978 00:57:26,477 --> 00:57:27,311 Duey? 979 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,951 Duey: Dearest Elfette. 980 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,653 Twas a pleasure to meet you. 981 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,987 I've never met an elf 982 00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:39,990 but, well, you're pretty good drivers. 983 00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:42,326 I wish I had something to repay you for the ride. 984 00:57:42,326 --> 00:57:44,762 So I've left you this little trinket of mine. 985 00:57:44,762 --> 00:57:46,931 It served me well through all of my travels 986 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,466 and, well, maybe it could help you on your mission. 987 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,135 Bring Santa home safely. 988 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:53,003 Your friend, Duey. 989 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:56,974 PS, I'm not sure what was in that mistlefinger tea 990 00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:58,809 but I think I liked it. 991 00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:01,478 (upbeat music) 992 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:26,196 - My first holiday mixer. 993 00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:27,197 In New York! 994 00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:32,402 (calm music) 995 00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:39,543 (gasps) Cookies! 996 00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:44,381 Oh, I like this place already. 997 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,587 I wonder where everybody else is. 998 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:59,229 (humming) 999 01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,633 - Boss, the elf lady's here! 1000 01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:05,069 - Your boss is here? 1001 01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:05,903 - Uh huh. 1002 01:00:05,903 --> 01:00:07,071 - That's nice. 1003 01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:09,740 More cookies! 1004 01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:11,809 - Hello. 1005 01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:14,111 Welcome. 1006 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,580 I'm glad my invitation found you. 1007 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:17,948 - Me too. 1008 01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:20,985 When do your other VIP guests arrive? 1009 01:00:21,051 --> 01:00:23,420 - Well, I was hoping for more of an intimate meeting. 1010 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:26,456 You know, get right down to business. 1011 01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:28,993 - Wait. 1012 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,662 I know who you are. 1013 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,131 You kidnapped Santa. 1014 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,967 - No, wait, now this is a truce. 1015 01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:38,803 Not here to hurt you. 1016 01:00:38,803 --> 01:00:41,972 But I am here to offer you an opportunity. 1017 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:46,176 Now you've been a wrapping paper elf for what? 1018 01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:47,011 12 years? 1019 01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:50,014 - Yes. 1020 01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:52,182 - You're not advancing, are you? 1021 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:53,517 You're not getting the respect 1022 01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:56,153 or recognition that you deserve. 1023 01:00:57,354 --> 01:01:01,025 Our company needs someone like you. 1024 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:02,693 With your skill set. 1025 01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:06,496 - I'm not interested. 1026 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:07,664 - That's fine, we're just talking. 1027 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:08,866 Have a seat. 1028 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:11,035 Please, I insist. 1029 01:01:12,302 --> 01:01:14,171 Come on, it's fine. 1030 01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:15,039 - Okay. 1031 01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:19,844 - Now imagine this. 1032 01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:24,715 Head designer for the world's biggest toy corporation. 1033 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:30,287 With you as the face of all toy design. 1034 01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:31,722 Worldwide. 1035 01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:36,861 You'd get that respect and the recognition that you deserve. 1036 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:37,694 (Smack) 1037 01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:40,197 Think about it. 1038 01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:43,200 Does Santa even appreciate you? 1039 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,401 Huh? 1040 01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:46,570 Come work with us. 1041 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:48,372 Be happy for a change. 1042 01:01:51,976 --> 01:01:54,912 - Chief designer of the whole world? 1043 01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,081 - Yeah, sure. 1044 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,716 If that's the title you want, yeah. 1045 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,886 But there's something you should know, 1046 01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:04,922 I really didn't want to be the one to tell you. 1047 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:07,758 It's about your friend, Stardust. 1048 01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:09,059 - Sparkle. 1049 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:12,396 - Yes, Sprinkles, that's what I said. 1050 01:02:12,429 --> 01:02:15,265 She's not who you think she is. 1051 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,901 - What do you mean? 1052 01:02:16,901 --> 01:02:18,068 - Isn't it a little weird 1053 01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:20,938 that she's the only elf in Florida? 1054 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,774 (tongue clicking) 1055 01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:27,377 I wish I knew secret agents. 1056 01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:32,382 - You're lying! 1057 01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:34,118 - I wish I was. 1058 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:35,385 - You're lying. 1059 01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:42,960 - You can take the job and do something great. 1060 01:02:43,027 --> 01:02:45,062 Or you can leave... 1061 01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:49,133 And you lose everything. 1062 01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:59,109 (snaps) 1063 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:05,782 Negotiations don't go as planned, ice her. 1064 01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:10,287 - But I told you about my fine elf recipe. 1065 01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:12,122 So delicious, so nutritious. 1066 01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:13,958 - Just do it! 1067 01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:15,292 - So scrumptious. 1068 01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,096 (groans) 1069 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:23,767 - I'm surrounded by morons. 1070 01:03:26,837 --> 01:03:27,671 Hey. 1071 01:03:29,006 --> 01:03:31,508 That's a good cookie. 1072 01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:34,311 (Elfette crying) 1073 01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:42,186 - Sparkle wouldn't lie to me. 1074 01:03:42,186 --> 01:03:43,687 It's not possible. 1075 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:48,492 Come on. 1076 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,863 (gasps) Sebastian! 1077 01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:54,631 Are you here to save Christmas too? 1078 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:57,701 - Elfette, Christmas is in the hands of the mafia now. 1079 01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,536 The North Pole has been destroyed. 1080 01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:01,371 I barely escaped. 1081 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:02,873 - But you're chief of security. 1082 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:04,674 You're the most qualified elf to help me. 1083 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,010 We can save Christmas together. 1084 01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,378 - You don't know what I've seen. 1085 01:04:08,378 --> 01:04:11,381 I gotta get out of here before someone sees us. 1086 01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:12,216 Good luck. 1087 01:04:13,283 --> 01:04:15,519 You're braver than me, Elfette. 1088 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:18,188 (dramatic music) 1089 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:47,351 - Wow. 1090 01:04:47,351 --> 01:04:48,585 It's huge! 1091 01:04:48,652 --> 01:04:49,987 This must be it. 1092 01:04:57,995 --> 01:04:58,762 (grunts) 1093 01:04:58,762 --> 01:04:59,596 Come on! 1094 01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,432 Hello? 1095 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,101 Stupid thing. 1096 01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:05,002 Activate. 1097 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,571 Go, go, Twinkameter. 1098 01:05:09,773 --> 01:05:10,607 Magic. 1099 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:13,343 Nothing. 1100 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,946 Man! 1101 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:18,015 (sighs) 1102 01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:24,721 Why isn't it working? 1103 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:27,591 - Hey, you can't be here. 1104 01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:29,226 Can't you read the sign? 1105 01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:31,128 No elves allowed, so go. 1106 01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:33,463 (shouting) 1107 01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:43,073 (thunder crashing) (gentle music) 1108 01:05:58,555 --> 01:06:01,291 (dramatic music) 1109 01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:25,649 - That was a pretty good offer Georgie made you. 1110 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,984 Better than what's gonna happen now. 1111 01:06:28,018 --> 01:06:29,353 Little elf. 1112 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:32,022 - Are you making more mojitos? 1113 01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:34,524 - Let me properly introduce myself. 1114 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:37,161 My name is Ernest Killingsworth III, 1115 01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:39,463 award-winning bad guy. 1116 01:06:39,463 --> 01:06:42,499 And three time Croaky winner. 1117 01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:44,034 - Why are you following me? 1118 01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:46,703 - First of all, I would like to thank Sebastian 1119 01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:48,705 for your assistance. 1120 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,540 - Sebastian, how could you? 1121 01:06:50,607 --> 01:06:52,376 You're hired to protect us! 1122 01:06:52,376 --> 01:06:54,044 - It's over, Elfette! 1123 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:57,214 The corporations control Christmas now. 1124 01:06:57,214 --> 01:07:00,684 He gave me a good job, great pay. 1125 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:03,019 It's the way things are now. 1126 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,021 The old elf ways are obsolete. 1127 01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:06,556 - Now with this blender, 1128 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:09,893 my 21st Croaky nomination is imminent. 1129 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:12,662 - So you're like the Meryl Streep of killing. 1130 01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:16,200 - If she doesn't cooperate, get rid of her. 1131 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,042 - Come on! 1132 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,711 Do something! 1133 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:29,213 - You think this little twinkle stuff 1134 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:32,082 is gonna save the elves? 1135 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,050 (laughs) You're all gonna die now. 1136 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,219 - Die? 1137 01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:37,254 - Let's go, little elf. 1138 01:07:37,254 --> 01:07:40,023 (Elfette crying) 1139 01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:47,897 (dramatic music) 1140 01:07:49,099 --> 01:07:51,201 (Elfette gasps) 1141 01:07:51,201 --> 01:07:52,035 - Hello? 1142 01:07:53,170 --> 01:07:54,104 Where am I? 1143 01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:06,082 Santa? 1144 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,417 Are you here too? 1145 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:25,635 (clatters) 1146 01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:44,154 (gasps) 1147 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:53,597 - (laughs) I see you found my cookbook. 1148 01:08:55,932 --> 01:08:57,967 - What are you gonna do to me? 1149 01:08:58,001 --> 01:08:59,436 - You mean you, 1150 01:08:59,436 --> 01:09:02,806 two vine-ripened tomatoes, a pack of gum, 1151 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:06,676 a liter of orange soda, my favorite blender? 1152 01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:11,448 (laughs) Oh, wouldn't you like to know. 1153 01:09:11,448 --> 01:09:12,682 Oh, oh, oh. 1154 01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:17,321 And I guess you won't be needing this anymore. 1155 01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:21,491 The elf magic in this ancient junk is now defunct. 1156 01:09:25,128 --> 01:09:27,964 (laughs) 1157 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,633 - No! 1158 01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:30,534 No! 1159 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,270 (Ernest laughs) 1160 01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:39,042 (Elfette crying) 1161 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,883 - And now, how about we take a look 1162 01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:51,555 at those little elf feet so he can gum them up? 1163 01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:52,389 - He? 1164 01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:58,995 - (laughs) First, he's gonna gum up your toes 1165 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,865 so you can't run away. 1166 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:08,037 Then he's gonna add a dollop of that orange soda 1167 01:10:09,906 --> 01:10:12,242 for fruity stamina. 1168 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,244 (laughs) 1169 01:10:19,015 --> 01:10:21,184 Organic all-purpose flour. 1170 01:10:24,187 --> 01:10:25,221 Two tomatoes. 1171 01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:30,193 Candy cane for that fresh breath. 1172 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:35,231 One scoop of whey protein for extra strength. 1173 01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:40,937 And oh yes, Mom always said never forget 1174 01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:43,407 the low carb, fat free butter. 1175 01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,943 Little cucumber in there, 1176 01:10:47,010 --> 01:10:51,348 but I like to add a little bit of my taste as well. 1177 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:52,682 I put a little bit of mint. 1178 01:10:52,682 --> 01:10:53,450 - Yes! 1179 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:56,453 - Mistlefinger? 1180 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,754 - Yeah. 1181 01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,089 - And just half a cup of cottage cheese. 1182 01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:02,392 (clatters) 1183 01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:07,897 (dramatic music) 1184 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:09,566 Is that what I think it is? 1185 01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:12,402 The sacred elf ingredient? 1186 01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:14,938 Oh, he's been looking for this one. 1187 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,440 - Mistlefinger. 1188 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,942 It's not really meant for humans. 1189 01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,778 And it's actually supposed to be a tea to heal. 1190 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:22,946 - Ha! 1191 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:25,148 You think he's falling for your tricks? 1192 01:11:25,214 --> 01:11:27,384 He knows how sneaky you elves can be. 1193 01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:28,217 - Okay. 1194 01:11:31,087 --> 01:11:31,921 - Whew! 1195 01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:35,459 (laughs) 1196 01:11:40,897 --> 01:11:43,166 I see a rainbow. 1197 01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:48,338 I see a golden igloo. 1198 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:52,141 (laughs) 1199 01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:57,013 (humming) 1200 01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:08,658 - Have some coal. 1201 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:13,930 That's all you deserve this year. 1202 01:12:13,930 --> 01:12:15,432 Okay. 1203 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:16,265 Let's go. 1204 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,871 (Ernest humming) 1205 01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:26,175 - What? 1206 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:27,644 Oh, you think we should check on the package. 1207 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,846 Excellent idea, Mr. Duckie. 1208 01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:32,048 (humming) 1209 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:39,689 Phone: Boss is calling, boss is calling. 1210 01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:40,657 - Boss. 1211 01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,225 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1212 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,793 Package in transit? 1213 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:45,228 - Package? 1214 01:12:45,228 --> 01:12:47,531 I didn't order any package. 1215 01:12:47,531 --> 01:12:49,032 - Your elaborate plan. 1216 01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:50,233 It worked, right? 1217 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:54,471 - Uh, well, the other elf showed up 1218 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:58,241 and stuffed coal in my mouth. 1219 01:12:58,241 --> 01:12:59,075 - Sparkle. 1220 01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:01,745 I thought she was still in Florida. 1221 01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:03,346 - Boss, I'm so close. 1222 01:13:03,346 --> 01:13:04,347 I know I can get her. 1223 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,382 The elf macaroons. 1224 01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:07,383 - No! 1225 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,018 No, no, no, no, no. 1226 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:09,853 You're fired. 1227 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:11,588 I'll handle this myself. 1228 01:13:11,655 --> 01:13:14,157 (phone beeps) 1229 01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:18,595 - What am I gonna tell Mama? 1230 01:13:21,665 --> 01:13:23,600 - Sparkle! 1231 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,538 (water bubbles) 1232 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,241 - What the? 1233 01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:33,743 How did you get here? 1234 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:35,111 - You mean thanks for saving me? 1235 01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:37,547 - I mean, you lied to me. 1236 01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:39,248 - I had to, Elfette. 1237 01:13:39,282 --> 01:13:41,451 - You had to or you don't trust me? 1238 01:13:41,451 --> 01:13:42,285 - What? 1239 01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:43,620 Of course I trust you. 1240 01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:45,121 I only want you to succeed. 1241 01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:46,790 - I will succeed. 1242 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:48,224 Because nobody believes in me. 1243 01:13:48,224 --> 01:13:50,727 - Elfette, don't be so naive. 1244 01:13:50,727 --> 01:13:52,295 This mission is dangerous. 1245 01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:53,630 People lie. 1246 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:55,799 The world isn't as safe as the North Pole. 1247 01:13:55,799 --> 01:13:57,634 - I guess you'd know. 1248 01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:58,635 Special agent. 1249 01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:03,640 - Elfette, where's the Twinkameter? 1250 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,141 - I lost it, okay? 1251 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:07,477 Are you happy? 1252 01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:10,780 - Elfette, come back! 1253 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:13,116 Elfette! 1254 01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:16,820 (sighs) 1255 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:20,657 (gentle music) 1256 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:46,182 (Elfette crying) 1257 01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:51,655 - May I join you? 1258 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:54,190 - Yeah. 1259 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,358 Sure, why not? 1260 01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:03,667 - You know, I've been around a bit 1261 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:06,169 and I can tell that look. 1262 01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:08,337 - Well, I ruined Christmas. 1263 01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:11,207 Is it the I ruined Christmas look? 1264 01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:14,110 (laughs) 1265 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:16,012 Should have stayed in Florida. 1266 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:19,683 At least then the Twinkameter wouldn't be lost. 1267 01:15:19,716 --> 01:15:20,984 Stupid. 1268 01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:21,885 - You know, I had a little boy once 1269 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:24,520 and I ruined Christmas for him. 1270 01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:28,224 Things will never be the same. 1271 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:31,795 - You ruined Christmas too, huh? 1272 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:36,532 - You know, you don't always know why you do things 1273 01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:40,003 but if you let your spirit guide you, 1274 01:15:40,003 --> 01:15:41,705 you'll make it right. 1275 01:15:45,474 --> 01:15:47,176 - That's what Sparkle told me. 1276 01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:48,544 - Sparkle? 1277 01:15:48,578 --> 01:15:50,680 - Look where that got me. 1278 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:56,419 - I think I have something that might help. 1279 01:15:56,419 --> 01:15:57,921 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1280 01:16:03,927 --> 01:16:07,096 Now my little boy really needs that. 1281 01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:10,533 Let's not forget what Christmas is all about. 1282 01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:14,738 It's not how popular you are or how flashy you are. 1283 01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:21,277 You can find the Christmas spirit where you least expect it. 1284 01:16:26,449 --> 01:16:28,417 Goodbye, little elf! 1285 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:29,252 - Goodbye. 1286 01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:32,622 Man: Merry Christmas! 1287 01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:35,759 - Merry Christmas. 1288 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:46,269 (dramatic music) 1289 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:48,437 - My peppermint gumdrop, what have they done to you? 1290 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:49,739 - It's okay, sweetie. 1291 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:51,407 Elfette knows what to do. 1292 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,942 - Oh. 1293 01:16:52,976 --> 01:16:54,310 Gumdrop. 1294 01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:55,812 - Enough with the blah blah blah. 1295 01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:58,247 Listen, Santa, this is what's gonna happen. 1296 01:16:58,247 --> 01:17:01,117 You're gonna tell us all of your secrets 1297 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:05,955 or your precious elves and your bride will be eliminated. 1298 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:08,825 And for what? 1299 01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:09,926 A few free gifts? 1300 01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:11,294 Come on, Santa. 1301 01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:14,163 Let's be reasonable here, huh? 1302 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:15,665 - We'll never help you. 1303 01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:18,167 - Well, then your elves are gonna die. 1304 01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:23,239 Midnight Christmas Eve, when the freeze is permanent. 1305 01:17:24,507 --> 01:17:26,509 - You can't kill Christmas, Little Georgie. 1306 01:17:26,575 --> 01:17:31,580 - (laughs) Oh, Santa, I can. 1307 01:17:32,448 --> 01:17:34,017 And I will kill Christmas. 1308 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:35,584 - But Christmas is inside you, 1309 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:37,453 like the beating of your heart, 1310 01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:38,988 like the brain that makes you smart. 1311 01:17:39,022 --> 01:17:39,856 - Enough! 1312 01:17:39,856 --> 01:17:41,791 Enough with the rhymes! 1313 01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:43,960 Roger. 1314 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,163 Go put her on ice. 1315 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:50,499 - Come on, nice lady, time to get frozen. 1316 01:17:50,533 --> 01:17:52,635 - No, take me, not her. 1317 01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:53,703 She didn't do anything. 1318 01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:55,939 - Now you wanna talk, huh? 1319 01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,374 - No! 1320 01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:01,711 Mrs. Claus: Santa, baby, you have to save Christmas! 1321 01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:02,678 - Don't do this. 1322 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,213 Don't do this. 1323 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:07,050 (Mrs. Claus screaming) 1324 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:11,821 - (laughs) That sounds like someone's getting cold feet. 1325 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:15,158 Oh, you're gonna love this, Santa, look at this. 1326 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:17,526 JoyTech stocks have doubled. 1327 01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:21,664 (laughs) Oh, this is going 1328 01:18:21,664 --> 01:18:25,835 to be such a very merry Christmas. 1329 01:18:27,503 --> 01:18:29,873 Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Santa. 1330 01:18:29,906 --> 01:18:31,908 Would you like an eggnog? 1331 01:18:31,908 --> 01:18:34,510 A little eggnog? 1332 01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:35,678 No? 1333 01:18:35,678 --> 01:18:36,512 Okay then. 1334 01:18:38,247 --> 01:18:40,416 (humming) 1335 01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:56,432 (calm music) 1336 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:13,749 - Elfette, Elfette. 1337 01:19:13,783 --> 01:19:15,084 So glad I found you here. 1338 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:17,086 - Duey, what are you doing here? 1339 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,421 - I was talking with Mother 1340 01:19:18,454 --> 01:19:20,123 and realized that the Pebblefellow Tree 1341 01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:22,625 is a daft representation of elf magic. 1342 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:23,592 - I went there. 1343 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:24,593 The magic didn't work. 1344 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:25,761 - No. 1345 01:19:25,795 --> 01:19:28,798 The real elf tree is in this park here. 1346 01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:30,633 - Really? 1347 01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:31,801 - Yes. 1348 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:32,802 But you're looking in the wrong direction. 1349 01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:34,103 It's back that way, old girl. 1350 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:34,971 - Okay. 1351 01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:36,272 - Now I've gotta get going. 1352 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,974 I've got a tea time with Bartholomule. 1353 01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:38,875 Yes, Bartholomule? 1354 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:40,076 Yes, I'm almost there. 1355 01:19:40,076 --> 01:19:41,244 - Tell him I said hi. 1356 01:19:41,244 --> 01:19:43,813 - Yes, Elfette says, he says hello. 1357 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:44,814 Elfette: Okay. 1358 01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:46,315 - Oh, yes, I'll bring the honey. 1359 01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:47,917 Okay. 1360 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:48,617 Now you get going, you're running out of time, yes. 1361 01:19:48,651 --> 01:19:49,652 Elfette: Oh yes. 1362 01:19:49,718 --> 01:19:50,553 Bye! 1363 01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:55,825 (gentle music) 1364 01:20:07,336 --> 01:20:09,672 * We were two young elves that were * 1365 01:20:09,738 --> 01:20:14,510 * looking for a little sun 1366 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:19,515 * When we heard the news the North Pole was overrun * 1367 01:20:21,851 --> 01:20:26,856 * And with Santa gone, the whole world come undone * 1368 01:20:29,358 --> 01:20:34,363 * So I'm going off to find him if I have to go alone * 1369 01:20:35,698 --> 01:20:40,703 * Because he's coming home 1370 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:45,708 * Yeah, he's coming home 1371 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:50,713 * Santa Claus is coming home 1372 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,049 * Santa's coming home 1373 01:20:53,116 --> 01:20:58,054 * Save our Santa from them all 1374 01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:00,389 * Yeah, he's coming home 1375 01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:05,394 * SOS, is he coming home 1376 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,830 * Santa's coming home 1377 01:21:07,830 --> 01:21:11,367 * Save our Santa from them all 1378 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:16,405 * Santa Claus is coming home 1379 01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:20,176 * Yeah, he's coming home 1380 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:23,913 * He's coming home 1381 01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:27,650 * Yeah, he's coming home 1382 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:32,655 * He's coming home 1383 01:21:38,761 --> 01:21:41,697 * He's coming home 1384 01:21:44,433 --> 01:21:47,370 - Whether you're big, small, elfy or not at all, 1385 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:49,438 there's a sacred twinkle inside you 1386 01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:51,607 upon which you can always call. 1387 01:21:51,607 --> 01:21:54,777 Well, if this is the tree, makes sense. 1388 01:21:54,843 --> 01:21:57,846 It's not flashy, it's simple. 1389 01:21:57,846 --> 01:21:58,747 And perfect. 1390 01:22:02,451 --> 01:22:04,787 Sorry I let you down, Santa. 1391 01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:07,256 Sorry, Christmas. 1392 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:09,292 I should've-- 1393 01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:10,693 Sparkle: Hey. 1394 01:22:14,230 --> 01:22:15,564 - I thought you left. 1395 01:22:15,598 --> 01:22:18,101 (bell tolling) 1396 01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:27,643 Christmas Eve is over. 1397 01:22:28,544 --> 01:22:29,378 I failed. 1398 01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:32,982 Santa's probably, the elves. 1399 01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:34,283 I lost the Twinkameter. 1400 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,951 I let everybody down. 1401 01:22:35,985 --> 01:22:37,786 Christmas is ruined. 1402 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:41,124 - The Twinkameter was just to help you find yourself. 1403 01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:43,926 The sacred twinkle is inside you. 1404 01:22:46,762 --> 01:22:49,265 And the Grand Elf Guild may have thought 1405 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:50,966 of something to help. 1406 01:22:53,069 --> 01:22:54,970 - Silver halide tinsel! 1407 01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:01,644 - You need a ticking clock to make it work. 1408 01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:04,813 - I have something. 1409 01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:09,985 (laughs) 1410 01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:15,858 (tinkling) 1411 01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:21,530 (clock ticking) 1412 01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:29,705 (laughs) 1413 01:23:29,705 --> 01:23:31,874 Christmas magic. 1414 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:35,311 I realize now you were only trying to protect me. 1415 01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:37,513 I'm sorry I didn't see that before. 1416 01:23:37,546 --> 01:23:39,382 What do we do now? 1417 01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:42,051 - You've already done it. 1418 01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:42,885 It's you. 1419 01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:47,523 Power born in purest snow. 1420 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,025 Elfette And Sparkle: The truest elf will only know. 1421 01:23:50,059 --> 01:23:53,062 Hold me close and I shall glow. 1422 01:23:53,062 --> 01:23:55,831 The sacred twinkle I will bestow. 1423 01:24:05,241 --> 01:24:07,410 (triumphant music) 1424 01:24:07,476 --> 01:24:10,246 (Elfette laughs) 1425 01:24:49,051 --> 01:24:51,254 (laughing) 1426 01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:57,260 - We did it! 1427 01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,762 What about Santa? 1428 01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:04,467 - I might have a little elf magic left over. 1429 01:25:06,969 --> 01:25:07,970 Hold my hand. 1430 01:25:09,972 --> 01:25:12,575 (Elfette squeals) 1431 01:25:12,575 --> 01:25:15,411 (Georgie humming) 1432 01:25:18,147 --> 01:25:21,817 - (laughs) Did you take care of old Misty Claus? 1433 01:25:21,884 --> 01:25:23,252 - Indeed, boss. 1434 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:24,753 I annihilated her 1435 01:25:24,753 --> 01:25:27,923 with the hypersonic carbonite freeze chamber as requested. 1436 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,792 - Excellent work, Dr. Rogers. 1437 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:33,296 Do you know that you are the smartest goon I know? 1438 01:25:33,329 --> 01:25:37,166 - (mumbles) You two giant turkeys were made for each other. 1439 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:40,336 I'm taking back Christmas, suckers! 1440 01:25:40,336 --> 01:25:42,671 (gun fires) 1441 01:25:45,441 --> 01:25:47,443 (gasps) 1442 01:25:52,681 --> 01:25:54,850 - You take care of old Misty Claus? 1443 01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:56,118 She's frozen, right? 1444 01:25:56,118 --> 01:25:57,119 - Uh huh. 1445 01:25:57,119 --> 01:25:58,354 Like a popsicle. 1446 01:25:59,755 --> 01:26:02,024 - And now it's your turn, Santa. 1447 01:26:02,024 --> 01:26:05,461 In just a few minutes, our toy stores will be booming again. 1448 01:26:05,461 --> 01:26:07,496 (laughs) 1449 01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:14,870 Hey, did you not hear me? 1450 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:16,705 We're gonna shoot you. 1451 01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:21,176 - I can feel a tremor in the twinkle. 1452 01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:23,546 Elfette is going to fulfill her destiny. 1453 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:27,883 - (laughs) You're as naive as your little elves. 1454 01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:32,054 And I don't care how much your little elf butt twinkles. 1455 01:26:34,223 --> 01:26:35,891 You know what this is? 1456 01:26:35,891 --> 01:26:40,062 This is a remote detonator 1457 01:26:40,062 --> 01:26:41,897 and up there is a missile, 1458 01:26:41,897 --> 01:26:45,234 headed straight for your North Pole. 1459 01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:47,069 Yeah. 1460 01:26:48,904 --> 01:26:51,374 Computer: Weapons activated. 1461 01:26:51,374 --> 01:26:55,511 - (laughs) Backup plans are a bitch, aren't they? 1462 01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:58,514 - It's not too late to turn back, little Georgie. 1463 01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:00,516 Just remember the love 1464 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:04,219 and you'll be as free as a white turtle dove. 1465 01:27:06,088 --> 01:27:10,426 - I've had it with all of your little jolly remarks! 1466 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:12,395 Enough! 1467 01:27:15,931 --> 01:27:16,765 - Wait. 1468 01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:19,902 - How'd you two get in here? 1469 01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:22,438 - Christmas magic. 1470 01:27:23,339 --> 01:27:24,340 - Seriously? 1471 01:27:26,108 --> 01:27:28,611 (laughs) All right then. 1472 01:27:28,611 --> 01:27:30,446 Let's turn it into a party. 1473 01:27:30,446 --> 01:27:34,216 - Come on, Elfette, tell him why you've come. 1474 01:27:34,216 --> 01:27:36,084 - It doesn't matter why she's come. 1475 01:27:36,118 --> 01:27:39,922 (laughs) It's over. 1476 01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:41,790 Christmas is over. 1477 01:27:41,857 --> 01:27:43,926 - Oh, time's running out. 1478 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:49,097 - Take one more step and you're penguin chuck. 1479 01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:52,034 - This is for you. 1480 01:27:52,034 --> 01:27:54,370 - I'd rather just shoot ya. 1481 01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:55,471 - No! 1482 01:27:55,471 --> 01:27:58,240 (gun fires) 1483 01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:01,777 - Oh, isn't that sweet? 1484 01:28:01,810 --> 01:28:05,614 Your little elf girlfriend tried to save you. 1485 01:28:06,815 --> 01:28:08,984 - I'm not afraid. 1486 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:11,320 - (laughs) Then you're next, Elfette. 1487 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,790 You're like Smurfette except only dumber. 1488 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:17,125 - You can either shoot me where I stand 1489 01:28:17,159 --> 01:28:19,161 or you can open your present. 1490 01:28:19,161 --> 01:28:20,829 I wrapped it myself. 1491 01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:24,633 - Georgie. 1492 01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:27,336 It's what Christmas is all about. 1493 01:28:29,004 --> 01:28:31,807 (Georgie groans) 1494 01:28:39,014 --> 01:28:42,150 - It better be a bar of gold in here. 1495 01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:50,959 The Sky Express Spaceship? 1496 01:28:54,363 --> 01:28:57,332 They don't even make these anymore! 1497 01:28:58,701 --> 01:29:01,003 (laughs) 1498 01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:03,338 I thought you forgot, Santa. 1499 01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:05,874 Santa, look. 1500 01:29:06,775 --> 01:29:08,844 I'm not really a bad guy. 1501 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:10,679 I just, um, 1502 01:29:13,549 --> 01:29:15,050 I lost my twinkle. 1503 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:21,223 (mimicking rocket noises) 1504 01:29:22,958 --> 01:29:25,193 - This is from your father. 1505 01:29:26,128 --> 01:29:26,962 - My dad? 1506 01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:30,699 He remembered? 1507 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:32,735 - He always loved you, Georgie. 1508 01:29:32,801 --> 01:29:35,504 - He got rid of that toy to put food on the table. 1509 01:29:35,504 --> 01:29:37,205 That's why he sold it. 1510 01:29:37,239 --> 01:29:39,341 - I always wanted to be an astronaut. 1511 01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:42,845 (mimicking rocket noises) 1512 01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:49,918 (laughs) 1513 01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:54,590 (dramatic music) 1514 01:29:54,657 --> 01:29:56,091 What have I done? 1515 01:29:58,326 --> 01:30:00,062 I've ruined Christmas. 1516 01:30:00,062 --> 01:30:02,030 - There's still time, Georgie. 1517 01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:04,199 You know what you must do. 1518 01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:19,281 Computer: Weapons deactivated. 1519 01:30:19,281 --> 01:30:21,450 (sighing) 1520 01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:27,289 - Oh wait. 1521 01:30:28,457 --> 01:30:31,760 Is this the part where Santa shoots us? 1522 01:30:33,061 --> 01:30:35,397 - I'm full of the Christmas spirit right now. 1523 01:30:35,397 --> 01:30:37,600 I'm gonna act like I didn't hear that. 1524 01:30:37,633 --> 01:30:41,103 (mimicking rocket noises) 1525 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,440 - So, Little Georgie. 1526 01:30:45,474 --> 01:30:46,775 - Yes, Santa? 1527 01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:49,111 - Tell Santa what else you want for Christmas. 1528 01:30:49,144 --> 01:30:49,945 - Really? 1529 01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:54,750 I want, I want a pony. 1530 01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:58,120 And I want a dolly. 1531 01:30:58,153 --> 01:31:02,324 And, and I want the Rock action figure. 1532 01:31:02,324 --> 01:31:04,493 - You know, the one with the muscles. 1533 01:31:04,493 --> 01:31:05,794 - The muscles. - The muscles. 1534 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,295 Santa: Got it. 1535 01:31:07,329 --> 01:31:09,097 - And how about a hot cup of cocoa, Little Georgie? 1536 01:31:09,097 --> 01:31:10,933 - Yes please. 1537 01:31:10,933 --> 01:31:13,602 - Oh, I want some hot cocoa. 1538 01:31:13,602 --> 01:31:16,104 Yeah, and I want a spaceship. 1539 01:31:16,104 --> 01:31:17,806 And I wanna sit on Santa's lap 1540 01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:23,779 because he gets everything and I never get nothing. 1541 01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:25,614 (crying) 1542 01:31:25,614 --> 01:31:26,448 - It's... 1543 01:31:27,282 --> 01:31:29,284 It's okay, my boy. 1544 01:31:29,284 --> 01:31:31,486 Don't cry, it's okay. 1545 01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:33,355 Oh, oh, now, boys? 1546 01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:35,524 - Yes, Santa? 1547 01:31:35,591 --> 01:31:39,595 - There's still time for Santa to save Christmas. 1548 01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:48,003 (sighs) 1549 01:31:49,872 --> 01:31:53,809 It's time for Santa to get back to work. 1550 01:31:53,809 --> 01:31:55,978 ( High five claps) 1551 01:31:56,011 --> 01:32:00,849 * Oh baby, baby, I remember our first love * 1552 01:32:02,551 --> 01:32:07,556 * You walked in to find a name and face you didn't know * 1553 01:32:10,392 --> 01:32:15,397 * Oh baby, baby, could you imagine my surprise * 1554 01:32:16,999 --> 01:32:18,701 * When you looked my way 1555 01:32:18,734 --> 01:32:23,739 * With your sugar lips and honey brown eyes * 1556 01:32:24,907 --> 01:32:27,710 * Cause it feels all right, darling * 1557 01:32:27,710 --> 01:32:31,246 * It feels simply 1558 01:32:31,313 --> 01:32:33,849 * And it feels there's a whole lot * 1559 01:32:33,849 --> 01:32:36,685 * of love going round here 1560 01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:40,188 - This is a Grand Elf diamond cane. 1561 01:32:40,188 --> 01:32:43,525 I'll give you a million dollars each for these. 1562 01:32:43,525 --> 01:32:46,194 - (laughs) Christmas just came. 1563 01:32:46,194 --> 01:32:48,530 * But I like the way you move 1564 01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:53,568 * Oh yeah, I like your style 1565 01:32:54,369 --> 01:32:55,771 * So go on, tell me 1566 01:32:55,838 --> 01:32:58,040 (shouting) 1567 01:32:59,207 --> 01:33:00,609 - Let's go. 1568 01:33:00,676 --> 01:33:02,778 You're going downtown, Miss Coalbottom, let's go. 1569 01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:07,215 * With a little romance 1570 01:33:07,215 --> 01:33:10,753 * 'Cause it feels all right, darling * 1571 01:33:10,786 --> 01:33:14,422 * It feels simply 1572 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:15,924 * And it feels 1573 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:18,627 (phone ringing) 1574 01:33:19,962 --> 01:33:21,296 - Pops? 1575 01:33:21,296 --> 01:33:22,798 - No. 1576 01:33:22,798 --> 01:33:23,632 Georgie? 1577 01:33:25,634 --> 01:33:28,103 - Dad, I'm so sorry for everything I did. 1578 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:30,105 - That's past us, it's fine, son. 1579 01:33:30,138 --> 01:33:31,406 And I'm sorry too. 1580 01:33:31,406 --> 01:33:34,576 I let you down, I know I let you down. 1581 01:33:34,576 --> 01:33:38,747 - But hey, I wanted you to know, I got the spaceship. 1582 01:33:38,781 --> 01:33:39,614 - So where are you? 1583 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:40,582 What are you doing? 1584 01:33:40,582 --> 01:33:42,918 - Dad, I'm in the North Pole 1585 01:33:44,252 --> 01:33:46,955 and I figured out what I want to be. 1586 01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:48,323 I wanna be an elf. 1587 01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:49,324 - What? 1588 01:33:49,324 --> 01:33:52,094 You're too big, an elf? 1589 01:33:52,094 --> 01:33:54,429 - I got my twinkle back. 1590 01:33:54,462 --> 01:33:57,800 - That's what you want, seek your bliss. 1591 01:34:02,671 --> 01:34:04,840 - I love you, Dad. 1592 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,341 - I love you, boy. 1593 01:34:08,176 --> 01:34:09,678 - Merry Christmas. 1594 01:34:11,346 --> 01:34:13,615 - Merry Christmas, Georgie. 1595 01:34:14,616 --> 01:34:16,651 (kisses) 1596 01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:20,155 - I'll see you soon, huh? 1597 01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:24,860 - You know, you're supposed to double wrap those 1598 01:34:24,860 --> 01:34:26,161 with tape, right? 1599 01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,463 - Yeah, that's not right. 1600 01:34:28,463 --> 01:34:31,800 - What, do you think I'm some kind of dummy? 1601 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:32,634 Huh? 1602 01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:34,870 I'm just kidding. 1603 01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:36,371 I got my twinkle back, come on. 1604 01:34:36,371 --> 01:34:37,539 Got a lot of work to do. 1605 01:34:37,605 --> 01:34:39,507 * It feels all right, darling 1606 01:34:39,507 --> 01:34:43,011 * It feels simply 1607 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:45,480 * And it feels there's a whole lot * 1608 01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:50,485 * of love going round here 1609 01:34:51,386 --> 01:34:53,521 * Every time I wake up lonely 1610 01:34:53,521 --> 01:34:57,893 * You just slip into my head 1611 01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:01,830 * But I'd rather wake on Sunday with you * 1612 01:35:01,830 --> 01:35:06,835 * With you sleeping there right next to me in my bed * 1613 01:35:08,070 --> 01:35:11,907 * 'Cause it feels all right, darling * 1614 01:35:11,907 --> 01:35:15,410 * It feels simply 1615 01:35:15,410 --> 01:35:18,180 * And it feels there's a whole lot * 1616 01:35:18,180 --> 01:35:22,550 * of love going round here 1617 01:35:22,584 --> 01:35:26,354 * 'Cause it feels all right, darling * 1618 01:35:26,354 --> 01:35:29,758 * It feels simply 1619 01:35:29,825 --> 01:35:32,394 * And it feels there's a whole lot * 1620 01:35:32,394 --> 01:35:37,065 * of love going round here 1621 01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:40,735 * 'Cause it feels all right, darling * 1622 01:35:40,769 --> 01:35:44,272 * It feels simply 1623 01:35:44,339 --> 01:35:46,274 * And it feels there's a whole lot * 1624 01:35:46,274 --> 01:35:51,279 * of love going round here 1625 01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:55,250 * It feels all right, darling 1626 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:58,586 * It feels simply 1627 01:35:58,620 --> 01:36:01,289 * And it feels there's a whole lot * 1628 01:36:01,356 --> 01:36:03,291 * of love going round here 1629 01:36:09,264 --> 01:36:13,601 - Hey, Pency, what is my mom's credit card number? 1630 01:36:13,635 --> 01:36:17,139 - Hey, Pency, search for dank memes. 1631 01:36:17,205 --> 01:36:20,775 - Pencil Phone is the peak of human evolution. 1632 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:24,446 - Hey Pency, search for rash on my... 1633 01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:26,915 - Hey, Mom. 1634 01:36:26,915 --> 01:36:29,084 I broke my leg again. 1635 01:36:29,117 --> 01:36:32,487 - Hey Pency, where's the nearest cockfighting ring? 1636 01:36:32,554 --> 01:36:34,256 - Pency, where's the closest-- 1637 01:36:34,256 --> 01:36:36,291 Pency: Clothing optional beach? 1638 01:36:36,324 --> 01:36:37,259 - Yeah. 1639 01:36:37,259 --> 01:36:38,093 - Selfie! 1640 01:36:38,093 --> 01:36:39,294 (camera clicks) 101050