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SCHWOZ: Previously, on Danger Force.

- Who is that human peacock?

RAY: Archduke Fernando, from Rivalton.

- His name is Gideon.

- There's a prank coming. - What?

- Ahhhh! Prank railing!

Gideoooooooonnnnnnnn--

- So who cares if he got pranked, anyway?

- You guys just reignited a war!

- They... pranked me.

- Let's ride on them Rivaltons!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- The key is to bend at the knee while maintaining eye--

Ahhhh! Open the door, you fool!

- I can't! It's locked!

- [ crying ] My bladdieeeeeee...

[ laughing hysterically ]

- We're being pranked! With a capital "pee!"

- C'mon!

- So you can't get your hands out?

[ Mika screams ]

- I guess you're gonna have to shave your head.

- We called you here because we realized...

one of you is pranking for Rivalton.

[ Bose gasps ]

- Mika was born in Rivalton. - Miles!

- I cast thee...

Out!!!

- You know what? Fine.

- Ray, are you seriously kicking her out of Danger Force?

- Yes. Because of her, I had to shave my hair!

We can't trust her.

- Down the tube!

[ Documentary harmonica music ]

BRAINSTORM: Dear Tooth Fairy,

this wretched Prank War with Rivalton rages on.

I write to you because I recently bit into

a prank sausage.

Resulting in the loss of my final baby tooth.

Even worse than losing that tooth

was losing my friend Mika to the other side.

BRAINSTORM: She pranks for those no-good Rivaltons

ever since Ray banished her from Swellview.

BRAINSTORM: Oh and how she has quickly risen

through their ranks with her savage prankery.

RAY: What did I say about writing letters?!

BRAINSTORM: I must sign off now.

My boss is about to take my penc--

[ music ]

SHOUTOUT: you get to Farmer Nate's corn field.

You turn on your microwaves.

You run as fast as you can -- boom: Now it's a popcorn field.

- For Rivalton. - For Rivalton.

Now go!

- Let us away, Gideon!

- I'm too old for this s-- Ahhh-ah!

Bose! - Hey, friend.

- What are you doing here?!

- We always watch "Dog Bachelor" together on Sunday nights.

- I know, but there's a Prank War happening and--

- Hey! True fans of a TV show

always watch episodes right away.

The first night they air. Every time.

- You're right.

[ music ]

- Let's watch "Dog Bachelor!" - Yessssss...

HOST: Previously, on Dog Bachelor.

DOG OWNER: What exactly are your intentions with my dog?

DOG BACHELOR: [ barks ]

- I've missed this. Hey how's your foot thing?

- It's starting to peel.

- Sorry, forgot the five-hundred foot extension... cords...

Also Gideon has to use the bathroom

is that the Vice-Mayor of Swellview's son?!

- Gideon... - What is he doing here?!

- We were just watching "Dog Bachelor!"

- Oh yeah, it's "Hometowns" tonight!

- I don't care if it's "Fantasy Kennels!"

- Have you seen "Fantasy Kennels?"

- He's from Swellview. - He is, but--

- You're not still working for Swellview...

are you?

- No!

- Then prove it. - Yes. Prove it.

Prank him. Right now.

Prank him.

- No...

- Hey... friend.

- Don't do this.

- Are you... hungry?

For peanuts?

- Yeah, sure!

For a second there I thought you were going to prank me.

[ music - "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap ] ♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

Archduke Fernando, Clarence, and Maddie laugh manically ]

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

- Howww coullllddd yoooooouuuu?

- I'mmmm sooooo--

♪ Mmm, that it's all for the best? ♪

♪ Of course it is. Hmm, what'd you say? ♪

- She got him!

- She really does prank for Rivalton!

[ Fernando, Clarence, and Maddie chant ] - Shout-Out!

Shout-Out! Shout-Out!

Shout-Out! Shout-Out!

Shout-Out! Shout-Out!

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

[ ShoutOut screams ]

- Shout-Out! Shout-Out! Shout-Out!

- It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all taking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell. - I know.

[ music ]

- Live! Live, gol-dang you!

- He's not dead.

- You heard that?! You're not dead!

So live!

- You shook him to sleep!

- Don't you quit on me!

You've never quit on anything in your life don't you quit now!

- Just let him finish his nap!

- I will never forgive Mika for what she did to him.

- Well maybe thee shouldn't have cast her out.

- She took it too far!

So I'm gonna take it too farther-er.

Schwozzzzz!

- Oh man... I think you shook me to sleep.

- Sorry.

But all of Rivalton is going to pay for what Mika did to you.

- Raaaay, you know I don't like being bothered

when I'm eating peanuts from a can.

- Aaaaahhhhhh!

- Can we get to the going-toofarther-er already?

- Yes. Go get Big Sudsy.

- But he's on tour with Drake. You want me to buy us tickets?

- What? - Oohhhh, I wanna see Drake!

- Me, too!

- No, No! Big Sudsy is like a nuclear warhead

but filled with soap.

Schwoz built it out of his left over parts

from a nuclear bomb we found.

- Why would you take something awesome and fill it with soap?

- To clean up this town.

But I think that Big Sudsy just found a new target.

- Ohhhhhhh, I get it.

Rivalton's only source of income is grease.

- [ snaps ] Bingo.

- We drop a soap-nuke on Rivalton...

- The soap from the blast destroys all their grease...

- No more grease, no more Rivalton.

- And we go celebrate at the Drake show.

Get box seats. - On it...

- Hey, Chapa, you're not in charge, okay!

- Okay, blondie...

- I'm getting us box seats.

[ music ]

- Cast me out? I'll cast you out.

What the?!

Who built this?

- I did!

- Why?! - To protect myself!

I heard what you did to Bose in Hee Haw Purée.

- Miles, you can't build a brick wall in my room!

- And yet, I did.

- You know I can just use my superscream

to knock this whole thing down.

- Then Mom and Dad will find out you're a super-hero,

get freaked out and then you'll end up

in a government lab somewhere.

Heh-heh!

- Well it's gotta be better than this!

- After what you did to Bose, this is what you deserve!

[ frustrated groan ]

- Miiiiiiles...

you left your phone over here...

maybe you should tear down this--

Ahhhh!

- Thank you.

- Gaaahhh!

C'monnn... You're really gonna treat your own sister like this?

- You pranked Bose, so you're dead to me!

I'm gonna go get a tube of puddin' from the kitchen.

You want some? - Of course I do.

- Mika! - Ahh!

- Sorry. - What are you doing here?

- I'm here to warn you. - About what?

- Ray got real mad when he found out that you pranked me.

He's gonna do something bad to Rivalton.

Something real bad.

He said it would clean up the whole town.

- Big Sudsy!

- Nah, he's on tour with Drake.

Schwoz is going to get us box seats!

- No, no no no no -- Big Sudsy is a soap nuke that Schwoz built

from the leftover parts of Whistlin' Susie...

- I guess. Honestly with every second that passes

I remember less and less of Ray's plan.

- Why are you telling me all this?

We're on opposite sides of this war.

And I pranked you earlier. - You're still my friend.

And I don't want to see my friends get pranked.

Even if they deserve it.

- I need you to get a message to Chapa.

- A message to Chapa?

- Tell her I said "baking soda." She'll know what to do.

- I'm not going to pass on any secret messages from you.

- Why not?! - Because you're from Rivalton!

How do I know that your message

isn't part of some big Rivalton prank?

- Because we're friends!

Bose, you're just gonna have to trust me.

- Like I trusted you not to prank me?!

Or tell everyone about my foot problems?!

- I didn't tell anybody about that!

- Oh right, that might've been Miles.

- Bose, do you trust me?

MILES: ♪ Puddin'! Puddin' puddin' puddin'! ♪

- Miles is coming back with the puddin', you gotta...

Bose? Bose?

- Aren't you gonna take your puddin'?

- Thanks.

MILES: ♪ Puddin'! Puddin' puddin' puddin'! ♪

♪ Puddin'! Puddin' puddin' puddin'! ♪

Aren't you gonna take a bite?

Ahhhhh!

You got spicy puddin' in my eyes!

- Come for the queen. Bes' not miss.

[ music ]

- He's called "Big Sudsy" Schwoz but I don't see any suds...

- My nuke, my drawing...

you're the only one who is doing nothing...

everyone here is working, except you...

[ Captain Man and Schwoz continue arguing ]

- Heeey! Bosey!

I've been worried sick! Where have you been?!

- Ummm... - Tell me!

- You're gonna shake him to sleep again.

- Oh, Sorry.

Uh, where'd you go?

- Iiiii... went to the lying store?

- Ohhhh, you mean like a mattress store?

Like a place that sells beds that you can lie down on?

- Yeah. That's exactly where I was.

[ music ]

- Bose? Why are you staring at me?

Bose? Hello Bose!

- Bose! - Yes, sir?

- Suit up, I'm gonna find Miles

and then we're gonna sneak Big Sudsy into Rivalton

and then it's boom goes the grease.

And I'll be like, "Peace, grease!"

And everybody in Rivalton will be like,

"Ohhhhh we're so sad but that was actually really smart idea,

you're so handsome!" And I'll be like, "Yeah, I know.

Thanks, but you're all still the worst!"

And they'll be like, "I know we're all gonna move away

and never come back ever again!"

And they move out -- we rename the whole place "Man City"

and I eat for free every time I'm there.

- Yeah, solid plan, sir.

- 'Course it is.

Schwoz, I don't know how else to say

I need Big Sudsy to be more sudsy.

- Well you talk way too much.

- Just gimme the thing I'll do it myself.

Give it to me! - It's mine!

- Drop it! Drop it!

Don't you growl at me!

CAPTAIN MAN: Let go! Let go! Stop it! Stop it!

- You look like you want to tell me something.

- Ummm...

- Am I in the Man's Nest?

Smells like I'm in the Man's Nest.

- Alright. Finally Miles is back!

We can roll on this Rivalton prank.

- Yeah, f'sure f'sure.

But real quick though.

Is something wrong with my eyes?

- Ooooohhhhh! - Ewwww!

- I think I'm allergic to spicy puddin'.

- Did you actually try to prank your sister?

- Yes, I did. And I'll say it...

I'm ashamed.

- Maybe put these back on, my friend...

- Oh no, no, no, no.

I feel like Ray should take a closer look.

- No, no no. Do not come near me, Miles.

MILES: No, no. I'm serious.

- Miles. I don't want to see it.

I don't want to see it. - C'mon man.

CAPTAIN MAN: I just ate, Miles.

MILES: Can you tell me? Alright, are my eye watering?

- So... is there something you want to tell me or not?

[ music ]

- To Archduke Fernando and Gideon!

- Oooh! That purée went straight to my bladdie!

- Of course...

- Typical.

- We need to talk.

- ShoutOut! So glad you could make it.

Have some purée, Gideon and I were just celebrating

our fifteenth anniversary.

- We don't have time for that!

- But it's our quince-an-hair-ah!

I got Gideon a diamond-crusted scrunchy.

- Wow. That must have been expensive.

- Oh, nothing is too expensive for my Gideon.

Besides, I've made a lot of money in the last month.

- There is a prank war happening,

how have you made money?

- Oh never you bother.

Now I shall don mine pony and then we will show you

the special anniversary dance we've have been practicing.

Come, Gideon!

- We have to move all the grease out of Rivalton right now!

- Why? - Because Captain Man

and Danger Force are coming with a soap nuke.

[ Clarence and Archduke Fernando gasp ]

- They're going to detonate it right in the middle of town.

- But that would wipe out our entire supply!

- Exactly. There's an abandoned grease storage tank

hidden behind a billboard near the Swellview-Rivalton border line.

If we start pumping our grease there now, we'll have time to get it out

before Captain Man and Danger Force drop the soap nuke.

- Wait. Put all of our grease in one tank?

Isn't that risky?

- How dare you question ShoutOut!

She's a high-pranking official!

- It's okay. He is pardoned.

Besides, I'm gonna show you a prank so dank

that it will end this war -- forever.

Well you heard her -- let's go!

- Maddie! Hurry up!

- Okay, what did I miss? - We'll explain later.

Right now we have to go to the central pumping station.

- Oooooohhh... I should pee before we go.

- Aaaahhh! - Maddie!

- I'm really starting to worry about you.

- It's two blocks away! - Oh!

[ music ]

- Okay, I think we plugged the grease leak, your eminence.

- Thank you, Maddie.

- Not sure why you couldn't help us...

- I told you Gideon and I are making a Clik-Clok video.

Rich ponytail check!

- Well where's ShoutOut?!

And when does this war-ending prank start?

SHOUTOUT: Any second now.

- Where have you been? - Don't worry about it.

- See that just makes me worry more...

CAPTAIN MAN: Alroight.

Now nobody talk to Brainstorm! - Wait.

- Why can't we talk to Brainstorm?

- 'Cuz he gets distracted and he drops Big Sudsy on my foot.

- No, I do no--

- Ahhhhhhhh get it off get it off get it off!

- Captain Man?!

What are you doing here?! What is he doing here?!

- It's part of my prank.

- You! - Hi!

- Prank them! - Somebody prank her!

- I don't think so, boys!

A lotta' people been pranking each other

all over these last few weeks.

Where's it gotten us? Nowhere. Fast.

- It got my face all swollen by a puddin' tube!

- I took a springy snake to the eye!

- There's a bomb on my foot!

- I ended up with box seats to Drake, so...

"God's Plan."

- Has it been fun? Yes. Have we made new friends?

I feel Maddie and I are gonna stay friends after the war is over.

- I'm so glad you said that. - Awww...

But it's time to end this Prank War once and for all!

- Yes! Make them surrender, since they started it!

- Did they? - Yes!

Swellview pranked me over and over again

when I tried to give a speech!

- Mmmmm... no they didn't.

And I've got proof right here.

- She's lying! That envelope is empty!

I know this trick! Don't say anything.

- Actually, I did my homework this time.

- We had homework? - You always do your homework.

- It was the Archduke! He pranked himself!

[ everyone but the Archduke gasps ]

- [ Super scream ] NOPE.

- Gideon!

- Well why would he prank himself that doesn't make--

would someone please get this bomb off my foot?!

Get this-- get this off my--

- You live with me now...

- Archduke Fernando owns the biggest chain

of Prank Supply stores in the Quint Cities--

♪ Rivalton and Bordertown--

- We're not singing! Just listen --

the Prank War between Swellview and Rivalton

had been cooling off for years.

And since no one was pranking, no one was buying prank supplies

from Sassy G's Prank Supplies -- which he owns.

He named the stores after his ponytail!

- So Gideon is Sassy G! - Exactly.

- You are sassy...

- Since no one was buying prank supplies,

he was losing money -- fast.

- So he pranked himself in public and made it look like

it was Swellview's fault!

Thank you!

- Suddenly the Prank War breaks out again...

- and everyone has to buy prank supplies

from Sassy G's Prank Supplies.

- I did it for Gideon! He has expensive tastes!

He was going to leave me!

- This is a peace treaty that will end the Prank War

between Swellview and Rivalton forever.

You're gonna sign it. - No!

- Just sign it I gotta go!

- I will do no such thing!

- Ohhhhhh I think you will.

Assuming someone trusted me enough to pass on my message.

- Baking soda. - Yes!!! Thank you.

- Alright, what's going on with you two?

- I'll tell you...

- Hey. - Oh. Hey.

You sure you wanna be seen with me?

I am "from Rivalton" after all.

- Yeah, I don't care about that.

- Then what are you doing here?

- I've got a plan that will end this war forever

and get you back into Danger Force.

But you gotta do two things. - What?

- First, you gotta be a double agent.

Make everyone in Rivalton think you're on their side.

But keep an eye out for a chance to win this thing for Swellview.

- I can't just waltz in there as ShoutOut and be like,

"Hey, everyone, I prank for you now."

They'll never believe me.

- They will if you bring them this.

- What's the second thing you need me to do?

- Don't tell anyone anything about this plan

until the whole thing is over.

Girl code?

- Girl code.

- Because normally you are a huge snitch.

- God, the second I think we're bonding for real...

- You betrayed Rivalton?!

- I'm about to. Light it up.

- No no no.

No, no, no, no no our precious grea--

- Whoa!

- Our grease! Our grease!

Our grease is on fire! - I can put it out!

- No, no no! That won't put out a grease fire.

But you know what will?

A nuclear device filled with baking soda.

- On it.

- Ohhhhhhhh thank you.

- Hey, when did you fill that thing full of baking soda?

- During your wig fitting.

- What... wig... fitting?

- You wanna put out that fire and save your grease?

Sign this treaty.

- And end the Prank War?! Never.

- Fine. Then your grease burns up and your city goes broke.

- And I eat for free every time I'm there...

- That's right. - What?

- Just sign it, I need that grease money

for college and a bladder enlargement!

- Sign it or I will throw your ponytail into the fire!

- Gideon!

Fine! I'll sign it.

- Yes! That's my sister.

- Okay, okay put it out.

Put it out, put it out!

- Yeah, hang on, I just gotta think of a good zinger...

- Baking news. This war is over.

- Niiiiiiccccce...

NARRATOR: Baking soda covered the land...

and the people... and, sadly, Gideon...

but the grease fire was out.

And The Thousand Pranks War was over.

- Didn't this all just happen yesterday?

- Yeah, how do they update this documentary so quickly?

- Elves.

- Shhhh -- they're talking about me.

NARRATOR: Many people credit ShoutOut for ending the war.

NARRATOR: Others say it was Captain Man,

who happens to be in the recording studio right now,

threatening to prank me right in the face.

- What?!

- History's written by the winners.

- I'm the winners!

- Not according to history. But you know?

This almost makes us even for when you pranked me

by swapping out my hair butter for that super glue.

- That wasn't me. - Okay, it wasn't you.

- I don't think it was her. - It wasn't.

- Wait did I do it?

- No, Bose. You did not.

But I know who did...

- Oh, I love these.

- So who did it?

- I will tell you...

[ everyone, except Ray, gasps ]

- What?! - Why'd you do it?

- Because you kept demonstrating pranks on me!

That hurt!

- Get over here. You want a prank.

I gotta prank for you Schwoz.

NARRATOR: And so began the War of the Broses...

but that's a documentary for another day.

- How do they update these documentaries so quickly?!

NARRATOR: Elves.

[ in unison ] - Ahhhhh!

NARRATOR: Get wrecked. I'm dabbing.

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!