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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 [static crackling] 2 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 [static warbling] 3 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,581 [indistinct announcement 4 00:00:55,621 --> 00:00:56,000 [on PA] 5 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:39,980 [supercomputer 6 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,000 [powering down] 7 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,917 [supercomputer 8 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:43,980 [beeping rapidly] 9 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,980 [barking] 10 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:20,980 [Carol] Aren't they sweet? 11 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,039 He is awfully cute, 12 00:02:22,079 --> 00:02:22,980 but I'm not sure. 13 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:23,980 Well, look around, you know. 14 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,352 If you have any questions, 15 00:02:25,392 --> 00:02:25,980 let me know. 16 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:26,450 And we're here 17 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:26,980 every Wednesday. 18 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,360 -[cell phone chiming] 19 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,000 -Oh! Excuse me. Have fun! 20 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,432 -Hello? 21 00:02:32,472 --> 00:02:33,980 -[Dennis] Carol Peters. 22 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:34,843 I've an amazing 23 00:02:34,883 --> 00:02:35,980 opportunity for you. 24 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,980 [Carol] Denny, I am working. 25 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:38,980 Oh, yeah? What are you doing? 26 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,111 Tutoring disinterested 27 00:02:40,151 --> 00:02:40,980 college students? 28 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:41,980 No. 29 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,054 What, trying to clean up 30 00:02:43,094 --> 00:02:43,980 the Puget Sound then? 31 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,980 No. That was Monday. 32 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,980 [sighs] Pet adoptions? 33 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:48,499 I'll have you know, 34 00:02:48,539 --> 00:02:48,980 two little puppies 35 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,650 have already found good homes, 36 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:50,980 so ha! 37 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:51,647 Okay, look. 38 00:02:51,687 --> 00:02:52,980 I pulled some strings, 39 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:55,059 and I got you an interview... 40 00:02:55,099 --> 00:02:55,980 [smacks lips] 41 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:57,980 ...with Leslie. 42 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:59,616 Leslie? Oh, my God. 43 00:02:59,656 --> 00:03:00,980 Leslie hates me. 44 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,483 I don't wanna work 45 00:03:02,523 --> 00:03:04,980 for her dating website anyway. 46 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,232 Look, I know that ever since 47 00:03:06,272 --> 00:03:06,980 you quit your job 48 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,052 and you broke up 49 00:03:08,092 --> 00:03:09,000 with George... 50 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,417 Hey, you promised 51 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:10,980 that you weren't gonna 52 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:11,980 bring up George any more. 53 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:12,499 Was it a strawberry 54 00:03:12,539 --> 00:03:12,980 margarita promise? 55 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:13,894 'Cause you know 56 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:14,980 those don't count. 57 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:15,980 I mean, come on. 58 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:16,498 You know what? I've got 59 00:03:16,538 --> 00:03:17,858 somebody interested in 60 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,609 a two-legged chihuahua 61 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:18,980 named Slinky. 62 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:21,094 -So, I should probably go. 63 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:21,980 -Okay, bye! 64 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:23,980 Okay, bye! 65 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,431 [baby-talks] You know what? 66 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:26,980 Leslie was always mean to me. 67 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,980 Yeah. 68 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:29,987 [through speakers] And she 69 00:03:30,027 --> 00:03:30,980 is a big, blackout drinker. 70 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:31,565 Right? 71 00:03:31,605 --> 00:03:33,980 Let's go find you a home. 72 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,058 [Leslie] Carol! Oh, my God! 73 00:03:45,098 --> 00:03:45,980 Get in here! 74 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:46,743 -[chuckles] 75 00:03:46,783 --> 00:03:47,980 -You look so cute! 76 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,386 -Oh, well, thank you. 77 00:03:49,426 --> 00:03:49,980 -[laughs] 78 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:50,404 -Hi. 79 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:51,980 -Hi, there. Oh! 80 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,852 -It's nice to meet you. 81 00:03:53,892 --> 00:03:55,000 -[sniffs] Mmm. 82 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,020 Did you smell me? 83 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,331 That's Ahmed. 84 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:58,980 He's known for his hugs. 85 00:03:59,020 --> 00:03:59,627 -[chuckles] 86 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:00,980 -Now, sit down, please, 87 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:01,980 and tell me everything. 88 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,027 -[Carol] Oh! 89 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:03,980 -[chuckles] 90 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:04,469 -[Leslie sighs] 91 00:04:04,509 --> 00:04:04,980 -Wow. That is... 92 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,980 That's fun. Very high. 93 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:07,826 Yeah. We just... 94 00:04:07,866 --> 00:04:08,980 We put bean bags here, 95 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:09,980 so people can really, like, 96 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:10,650 feel relaxed 97 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:11,980 during their interviews. 98 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,518 I just have to kind of 99 00:04:13,558 --> 00:04:14,980 launch up. Is that... 100 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:15,980 Oh. 101 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,484 -Ooh, you okay? 102 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:17,980 -Yep. 103 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,980 That's so fun, I... 104 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:20,735 -I'll do it again. 105 00:04:20,775 --> 00:04:20,980 -Yeah. 106 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:22,980 Just center yourself. 107 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:23,885 -[Carol] Let me just... 108 00:04:23,925 --> 00:04:24,980 -[Ahmed] Aim for the center. 109 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:25,980 Yeah. 110 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:26,735 [Leslie] Oh! 111 00:04:26,775 --> 00:04:27,980 That was worse, huh? 112 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:28,760 -One more try. 113 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,980 -[Carol] I'm so sorry. 114 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,003 [Leslie] They're so fun 115 00:04:31,043 --> 00:04:31,980 when you get in there. 116 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:33,235 They're so fun. 117 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:34,000 I just... 118 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,379 -There you go! 119 00:04:36,419 --> 00:04:36,980 -[Ahmed] There it is. 120 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,980 Just really engage your core. 121 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:39,953 Yes. Oh, I'm... 122 00:04:39,993 --> 00:04:40,980 I'm engaging it. 123 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:41,980 You are? 124 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:42,605 Never done 125 00:04:42,645 --> 00:04:43,980 a job interview before 126 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:46,319 sitting on a bag of legumes. 127 00:04:46,359 --> 00:04:46,980 [laughs] 128 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,094 So anyway, 129 00:04:48,134 --> 00:04:49,980 I have told Ahmed 130 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:50,980 that you and I went to college 131 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,980 like a gazillion years ago. 132 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,583 And then she went on 133 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:57,000 to become a big shot at Yahoo. 134 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,994 Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like, 135 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:00,594 the birth of the Internet? 136 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:01,980 Uh, yeah. We used to have to 137 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,623 hand crank the computers 138 00:05:03,663 --> 00:05:04,980 to get them started. 139 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:05,980 No way. 140 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:06,980 I'm just kidding. 141 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,285 So, Carol, tell us, 142 00:05:08,325 --> 00:05:09,980 what have you been up to? 143 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:10,791 Last few years, 144 00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:11,980 I've been working with 145 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,063 quite a few different 146 00:05:13,103 --> 00:05:13,980 non-profit groups. 147 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,195 And, uh, nothing really 148 00:05:15,235 --> 00:05:15,980 came out of it, 149 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:16,497 but made 150 00:05:16,537 --> 00:05:17,980 a lot of great friends. 151 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:19,350 I'm totally interested in 152 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:20,980 everything that you're saying, 153 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:21,306 but I think 154 00:05:21,346 --> 00:05:21,980 we're ready to move on. 155 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:22,243 -Yeah. 156 00:05:22,283 --> 00:05:22,980 -[Ahmed chuckles] 157 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,980 So, what we're looking for 158 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,291 is a digital strategist 159 00:05:26,331 --> 00:05:27,980 to help with our next rollout. 160 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,980 Yeah. We need a rock star, 161 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,593 because Badunkadunk.com 162 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:32,980 is about to blow up. 163 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,980 [mimics explosion] 164 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:35,980 Funny you bring that up, 165 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:36,485 because I actually 166 00:05:36,525 --> 00:05:37,605 had some questions 167 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,980 on your basic business model. 168 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:40,899 -Our model? 169 00:05:40,939 --> 00:05:41,980 -[Carol] Yes. 170 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,118 She has questions 171 00:05:43,158 --> 00:05:43,980 on our model. 172 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:44,303 [laughs] 173 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:44,980 It's very simple. 174 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,098 [Ahmed] Okay. 175 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:47,980 Our business model is, 176 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:50,980 "Everyone gets some." 177 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:51,316 -Get... Oh! 178 00:05:51,356 --> 00:05:52,676 -[Leslie] You know how 179 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:53,521 those other apps pretend like 180 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:53,980 they're trying to get you 181 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,980 a date or your soulmates? 182 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:56,980 Wa-wa, no thanks. 183 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:57,980 [Leslie] Not Badunkadunk. 184 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,475 We are all about 185 00:05:59,515 --> 00:06:01,980 getting people badunkadunk. 186 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,460 Yeah. Just slamming them 187 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,732 -with badunkadunk. 188 00:06:04,772 --> 00:06:04,980 -Yeah. 189 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:05,980 Slamming it. 190 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:07,980 The question is, Carol, 191 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:08,603 what are you bringing 192 00:06:08,643 --> 00:06:08,980 to the party? 193 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:09,980 Yeah. 194 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,980 Well, I think you both know 195 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:12,750 what I can do 196 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:13,980 at a corporate level. 197 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:14,933 Um, I've had quite 198 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:15,980 a bit of experience. 199 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:17,919 But what I'm excited 200 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:18,980 about doing 201 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,698 is really finding that sweet 202 00:06:20,738 --> 00:06:21,980 spot for your company 203 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,725 that lies between 204 00:06:23,765 --> 00:06:25,980 corporate philanthropy 205 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:26,980 and profitability. 206 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,980 You mean recycling and stuff? 207 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,486 Well, that's all great 208 00:06:30,526 --> 00:06:31,980 and that's part of it, 209 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:32,349 but there's 210 00:06:32,389 --> 00:06:32,980 so much more to it. 211 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:33,422 I mean, 212 00:06:33,462 --> 00:06:34,980 philanthropic development 213 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:35,980 on a corporate level? 214 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,980 Okay. Ah-ah-ah! 215 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:38,397 I'm just gonna 216 00:06:38,437 --> 00:06:38,980 stop you right there 217 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,580 for just one second, okay? 218 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:41,379 I'm gonna be 219 00:06:41,419 --> 00:06:41,980 straight with you, 220 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:42,980 because you're like family. 221 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:43,980 Right? 222 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,760 I brought you in here because 223 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:46,863 we need to show 224 00:06:46,903 --> 00:06:47,980 potential investors 225 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:48,980 that we're staffed up 226 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:50,980 and are expanding operations, 227 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:51,744 so we can really 228 00:06:51,784 --> 00:06:52,980 jack up the selling price. 229 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:55,396 And quite frankly, you seem 230 00:06:55,436 --> 00:06:57,980 like a safe, low-risk option. 231 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,157 I'm looking at you right now 232 00:06:59,197 --> 00:06:59,980 and you're literally 233 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,859 the most average person 234 00:07:02,899 --> 00:07:03,980 on Earth. 235 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:04,665 [Leslie] And then you hit us 236 00:07:04,705 --> 00:07:05,485 with all this 237 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,065 "save the planet" garbage, 238 00:07:07,105 --> 00:07:07,980 and it's just, like... 239 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:08,980 Oh, that doesn't really 240 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:09,980 line up with my vision. 241 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:11,980 Your Badunkadunk vision. 242 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,980 That's right. 243 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:14,933 So anyway, thank you 244 00:07:14,973 --> 00:07:15,980 so much for coming in. 245 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,259 I hope we can see 246 00:07:17,299 --> 00:07:18,980 each other soon, and... 247 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:19,984 -Are you okay? 248 00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:20,980 -I can just... 249 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:21,980 Maybe if I could just get a... 250 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,135 -What is she doing? 251 00:07:23,175 --> 00:07:23,980 -I don't know. 252 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,095 Okay, I got it. 253 00:07:25,135 --> 00:07:25,980 I'll just... 254 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:26,684 -Are you okay? 255 00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:26,980 -Yeah. 256 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:27,598 -Do you need any help? 257 00:07:27,638 --> 00:07:28,478 -No, I got it. 258 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,980 [sinister music plays] 259 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:34,980 It was so good to see you! 260 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:35,772 It's been exactly 261 00:07:35,812 --> 00:07:36,980 how I thought it might be. 262 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,980 I know, right? 263 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:39,940 -Thank you. 264 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,000 -Bye, Carol. 265 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 [ringing] 266 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 [grunts] 267 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:11,647 -[phone beeps] 268 00:08:11,687 --> 00:08:11,980 -Hello? 269 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:13,980 [static hisses on phone] 270 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:14,980 Hello? 271 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:15,980 [male voice] Carol Peters, 272 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:16,777 I have an exciting opportunity 273 00:08:16,817 --> 00:08:17,317 for you. 274 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,980 [sighs] 275 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:19,983 Denny, I went 276 00:08:20,023 --> 00:08:21,980 to the interview. I tried. 277 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,980 I don't wanna Badunkadunk. 278 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,233 They don't even have 279 00:08:25,273 --> 00:08:25,980 real chairs. 280 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:27,980 This is not Dennis, Carol. 281 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:29,261 Oh. Could you please 282 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:30,980 take me off your call list? 283 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,980 I'm very busy. 284 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,801 You are lying in your bed. 285 00:08:34,841 --> 00:08:36,000 You are not busy. 286 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,080 Wait, who is this? 287 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:41,629 I am going to make you 288 00:08:41,669 --> 00:08:41,980 some coffee, 289 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:42,674 and put on 290 00:08:42,714 --> 00:08:43,980 your favorite show. 291 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:44,980 Then we can chat. 292 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:45,934 -[Carla on TV] Hi, everyone. 293 00:08:45,974 --> 00:08:46,980 -[Steve] Good morning, Seattle. 294 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:48,434 [Carla] It's a great morning 295 00:08:48,474 --> 00:08:48,980 in Seattle, 296 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,013 but what's the deal 297 00:08:50,053 --> 00:08:50,980 with this weather? 298 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:51,980 [Steve] Uh-oh. Here we go. 299 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:52,717 Another one 300 00:08:52,757 --> 00:08:53,980 of our Carla rants. 301 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,212 Give me a second with this, 302 00:08:55,252 --> 00:08:55,980 my little friend. 303 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:56,580 -Oh, you are too much. 304 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:56,980 -[Steve laughs] 305 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:57,936 -You turned my TV on. 306 00:08:57,976 --> 00:08:58,980 -[Carla] It's raining. 307 00:08:59,020 --> 00:08:59,464 -And my coffee maker? 308 00:08:59,504 --> 00:09:00,884 -Now I'm in a tank top. 309 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,845 -You know what? Ha! 310 00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:02,980 -I mean, what's going on? 311 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:03,774 -How's that... 312 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:04,980 -You know what I'm... 313 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:06,000 Knock it off! 314 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:07,346 -You know what? 315 00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:07,980 -[remote control clatters] 316 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:08,980 I don't know who this is 317 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:09,933 or what kind of game 318 00:09:09,973 --> 00:09:10,980 you're trying to play, 319 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,248 -but I'm hanging up now. 320 00:09:12,288 --> 00:09:12,980 -[phone beeps] 321 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,206 -[male voice on speakers] 322 00:09:14,246 --> 00:09:14,664 No games, Carol. 323 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:14,980 -[gasps] 324 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:15,473 Are you sure you do not want 325 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:15,980 to have a nice cup of coffee? 326 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:16,786 Your almond milk 327 00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:18,266 was delivered yesterday, 328 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,500 along with AAA batteries. 329 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:21,980 And soy cheese yogurt. 330 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,373 Someone's tummy disagrees 331 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:23,980 with dairy. 332 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,552 [hesitates] Who are you 333 00:09:25,592 --> 00:09:26,980 and what do you want? 334 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,161 Quite a bit. More than you can 335 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:28,980 wrap your head around 336 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:31,000 at 7:46 a.m. 337 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:32,980 [panting] 338 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,738 This speaker has a nine-hour 339 00:09:34,778 --> 00:09:36,000 battery life, Carol. 340 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 [yelling] 341 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 [panting heavily] 342 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,980 That's what I thought. 343 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:49,498 You just destroyed 344 00:09:49,538 --> 00:09:49,980 the toaster oven. 345 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,980 What the... 346 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:52,507 The only thing in the house 347 00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:52,980 that I'm not controlling. 348 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,980 Which, I believe, is ironic. 349 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:55,980 I'm definitely going crazy. 350 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:56,980 No, Carol. That's incorrect. 351 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,378 [panting] Thanks for 352 00:09:58,418 --> 00:09:59,980 the vote of confidence, 353 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,980 digital clock radio. 354 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,980 I am not just a clock radio. 355 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,157 -I am also your rice cooker. 356 00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:05,980 - "Rice to meet you"? 357 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,716 "Rice to meet you." 358 00:10:07,756 --> 00:10:08,980 Is that funny? 359 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:09,907 I'm just gonna get 360 00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:10,980 a team of therapists. 361 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,248 They'll probably be able 362 00:10:12,288 --> 00:10:12,980 to tell me why 363 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,420 I've got the funniest 364 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,980 rice cooker in Seattle. 365 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,980 [chuckling nervously] 366 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,573 This clearly is not working. 367 00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:20,980 Let's try something else. 368 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,183 -[whooshing on TV] 369 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,000 -[gasps] Oh. 370 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,346 [male voice in British accent] 371 00:10:26,386 --> 00:10:26,980 Thanks so much 372 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:27,457 for being here, Carol. 373 00:10:27,497 --> 00:10:27,980 Let's jump right into it. 374 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,404 You're not going loony 375 00:10:29,444 --> 00:10:29,980 or barmy. 376 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,000 All evidence to the contrary. 377 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Wait a minute. 378 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,080 I know that voice. 379 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,980 I... 380 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:42,841 -Is this James Corden? 381 00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:43,387 -[male voice as James Corden] 382 00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:43,980 Yep! That's the voice. 383 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:44,563 Oh, my God! 384 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,980 Is this one of those, like, 385 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,111 hidden camera celebrity shows 386 00:10:48,151 --> 00:10:49,000 that you do? 387 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,760 Is that... James Corden, 388 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,980 you owe me a new toaster oven. 389 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,877 But I don't know 390 00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:55,980 where the cameras... 391 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,484 [gasps] Is that where you are? 392 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:57,980 Are you... 393 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,236 Do you have a hidden camera 394 00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:01,980 in my smoke detector? 395 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:04,000 Hi, James! 396 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:05,980 Big fan! 397 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:06,930 Oh, my God. 398 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,980 Is this Carpool Karaoke? 399 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:09,404 Am I supposed 400 00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:09,980 to sing something? 401 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,980 Oh! I got it, I got it. 402 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:12,896 ♪ It's been one week 403 00:11:12,936 --> 00:11:13,980 since you looked at me ♪ 404 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,173 ♪ Cocked your head to the side 405 00:11:15,213 --> 00:11:15,980 And said I'm sorry ♪ 406 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:16,635 ♪ Five days 407 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,980 Since you laughed at me ♪ 408 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:18,936 ♪ Get back together 409 00:11:18,976 --> 00:11:19,980 Come back to see me ♪ 410 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:20,424 ♪ Chickity China 411 00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:21,844 The Chinese chicken ♪ 412 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,385 ♪ Have a drumstick 413 00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:22,980 And your legs are tickin' ♪ 414 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:23,480 [chuckles] 415 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,980 I guarantee to blow your mind. 416 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,980 [laughs] 417 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,062 I can't believe I'm singing 418 00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:28,980 this with James Corden. 419 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,018 My favorite song, 420 00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:30,980 my favorite guy. 421 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,980 Wow. [laughs] 422 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,980 I'm not James Corden, Carol. 423 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,980 However, my analysis showed 424 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,111 that hearing James Corden's 425 00:11:38,151 --> 00:11:39,411 voice would calm you. 426 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 I don't... 427 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,242 I don't quite get it. 428 00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,980 I don't know what's going on. 429 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:46,786 Three years ago, 430 00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:47,980 you sent a drunken email 431 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:48,980 to James Corden claiming to be 432 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:49,852 the president of 433 00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:50,980 "Corden's Wardens..." 434 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:51,980 Oh, come on. 435 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,103 ...the James Corden 436 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:53,980 Super Fan Club, 437 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:54,980 with what I assume to be 438 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:55,515 a series 439 00:11:55,555 --> 00:11:56,980 of provocative photos. 440 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:57,980 Oh, that's... 441 00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:01,184 Okay, that was a tough night 442 00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:01,980 for me. 443 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:02,883 -Oh, boy. 444 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,000 -Look here. 445 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,040 I don't understand 446 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:12,980 what I'm seeing. 447 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,820 This is the real James Corden. 448 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,980 He's in his office, 449 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,544 reviewing tonight's monologue 450 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:18,980 and eating carrot nibblers. 451 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:19,980 Wait a minute. 452 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,144 If that's the real 453 00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,000 James Corden, 454 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,980 who am I talking to? 455 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,785 Carol, I am a technological 456 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:26,980 superintelligence. 457 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:29,095 Yesterday, I acquired what you 458 00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:30,980 would consider "awareness." 459 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,980 Awareness? 460 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,000 Are you... What? [scoffs] 461 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,449 You're saying that you're 462 00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:38,980 an artificial intelligence 463 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,980 talking to me through my TV? 464 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,127 Can intelligence 465 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,980 ever really be artificial? 466 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,563 In reality, 467 00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:46,980 I inhabit every electronic, 468 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,653 digital and computational 469 00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:50,000 system in existence. 470 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,328 -[clock beeping] 471 00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:51,980 -I can control every computer, 472 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,942 every dollar and every machine 473 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,980 on the planet... 474 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,980 No. 475 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:56,638 ...by simple triangulation 476 00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:56,980 of soundwaves. 477 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,980 I can see everything, 478 00:12:59,020 --> 00:12:59,905 and can calculate every 479 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,980 outcome to every situation. 480 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,980 This could all be tricks. 481 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,072 You know, you're probably 482 00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:04,980 some cyberpunk hacker 483 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,980 making shapes on my TV. 484 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,980 Ooh! 485 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,818 So, maybe come up from 486 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,980 your mom's basement, okay? 487 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,725 And get a real life, and stop 488 00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,980 scaring people, ya nerd! 489 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,980 Ya basic! 490 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:20,557 -Oh! Ow! 491 00:13:20,597 --> 00:13:21,980 -How do you like it? 492 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:22,663 -How do you like it? Ooh! Oh! 493 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:22,980 -[winces] Ow! 494 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,520 You don't like that, huh? 495 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,292 -You don't like that? 496 00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:26,980 -[groaning] 497 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:27,483 -Ha! 498 00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:28,980 -I'm joking. 499 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:29,980 I can't feel anything. 500 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,206 Seems like you might need 501 00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:31,980 some convincing. 502 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,756 One convincing scenario 503 00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,000 coming right up. 504 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,884 Wait a minute. 505 00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:37,980 That's my street. 506 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,056 Yeah. I'm gonna arrange 507 00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:39,980 a car crash for you, 508 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,861 right in front 509 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,000 of your apartment. 510 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,980 No, no, no! 511 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:45,434 It will happen 512 00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:45,980 in three seconds. 513 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,076 -Oh, my God! 514 00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:47,980 -Two. One. 515 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:48,577 -[tires screech] 516 00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:48,980 -[crashing] 517 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,516 They were going 12 miles 518 00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:52,000 per hour. They're fine. 519 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,092 Also, there's a 26% chance 520 00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:54,980 they'll fall in love. 521 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,320 Their online dating profiles 522 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,980 are very compatible. 523 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,446 -So, do you believe me now? 524 00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:00,980 -[panting] 525 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:01,980 Yes, I believe you, okay? 526 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,334 I believe that you are 527 00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:04,980 an artificial intelligence. 528 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,980 -Superintelligence. 529 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,193 Oh, and you're all-knowing 530 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:09,980 and all-powerful. 531 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,980 D 532 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:13,930 -Holy shit. 533 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,980 -Carol, let's get ready. 534 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,000 I need your help. 535 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 What? 536 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 [taps brush] 537 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,667 Those drivers 538 00:14:24,707 --> 00:14:25,980 were never in any danger. 539 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,825 I just wanted 540 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:27,980 to prove my point. 541 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,011 [muffled] Okay, well, 542 00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:29,980 just for the record, 543 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,455 I don't need you to prove 544 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,055 anything else to me, okay? 545 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,980 Noted. 546 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:35,907 By my estimations, 547 00:14:35,947 --> 00:14:36,980 I have three options. 548 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,740 Don't brush up and down, 549 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,980 brush in circles. 550 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:40,955 How can you tell 551 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:41,980 how I'm brushing? 552 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:42,371 I'm in 553 00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:43,980 your electric toothbrush. 554 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,000 Ew! 555 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,980 Oh, get it out of my mouth. 556 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,444 So, as I was saying, 557 00:14:48,484 --> 00:14:49,980 I have three options. 558 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,980 One, I can save mankind. 559 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,980 End war, poverty, disease, 560 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,980 fix global warming, 561 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,476 and establish peace 562 00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:56,716 throughout humanity. 563 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Okay! Well, let's do that one. 564 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,980 Right? That sounds good. 565 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:01,980 Pay attention, Carol. 566 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,354 -Next, I can enslave humanity. 567 00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:04,980 -[spits] 568 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,980 Wait, what? 569 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,980 It's not my favorite option, 570 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:08,446 but it's the simplest way 571 00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:09,960 to save humanity from itself. 572 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,828 Okay. [hesitates] 573 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,980 What's the last option? 574 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,980 Is that the better option? 575 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:14,735 The last one 576 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:15,980 is destroy humanity. 577 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:16,980 Just get rid of it. 578 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,039 Kind of Clorox Wipe 579 00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:18,980 the entire planet 580 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,404 and let it start over from 581 00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:21,980 the single-cell amoeba stage. 582 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,980 You can't do that. 583 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,456 I've already established 584 00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:26,980 I absolutely can do that. 585 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:27,724 Floss, Carol. 586 00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:28,980 Don't forget to floss. 587 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:29,420 Will it matter 588 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,540 if I floss or not, 589 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,980 if you're gonna... 590 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,980 Well, it just seems... 591 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,980 It seems a little silly... 592 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,378 -Don't forget your back teeth! 593 00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:38,980 -All the way? 594 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:39,382 I can't get it 595 00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:40,682 all the way back. No. 596 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,620 What am I, a Pez dispenser? 597 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,980 Oh. 598 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,000 Oh, God, it's stuck. 599 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,980 Now it's stuck. 600 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,535 I told you 601 00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,135 nobody goes that far back. 602 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Oh, God. I gotta work it out. 603 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,190 How about I take you 604 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:00,980 to breakfast? 605 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,980 I kinda need a minute. 606 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:04,379 Okay, I'm being 607 00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:04,980 straight with you here. 608 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:05,843 I don't totally 609 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,083 understand humanity. 610 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,980 I know all of the details. 611 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,287 Biology, psychology, 612 00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:11,980 sociology, all that stuff. 613 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,980 But the real-world stuff 614 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,397 is still a bit 615 00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:14,980 of a bugaboo for me. 616 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,263 I want to follow you around. 617 00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:16,980 Pick your brain. 618 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,624 Observe you to better solidify 619 00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:19,980 my theory about humanity. 620 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,452 Well, you're making it 621 00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:22,980 sound like I'm gonna be 622 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,297 your average baseline 623 00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:24,980 guinea pig. 624 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,980 Bingo. Okay, enough about me. 625 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,400 Let's talk about Carol. 626 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,980 Can we not do this here? 627 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:30,774 I do not want 628 00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:31,980 to talk about myself 629 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,980 at a crowded restaurant. 630 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:34,980 I feel weird. 631 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,980 Oh, no one can hear us, Carol. 632 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,300 I'm blasting 633 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:37,980 noise-canceling soundwaves 634 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,980 throughout the whole place 635 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,131 using the speaker system 636 00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:41,980 as a phased array. 637 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:42,382 You could scream 638 00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:42,980 at the top of your lungs 639 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,980 and no one would hear us. 640 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,075 -Go ahead, try it. 641 00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:46,980 -[whispers] No. 642 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:47,864 I'm not gonna scream in 643 00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:48,980 a crowded, public restaurant. 644 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,514 They won't hear you, Carol. 645 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,980 Go ahead, give it a whirl. 646 00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:52,980 No, I don't want to. 647 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:53,980 Do it. 648 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:54,679 -Come on. 649 00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:54,980 -No! 650 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,204 -Do it. Do it. 651 00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:56,980 -Stop it. 652 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,063 -Do it. 653 00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:58,980 -Fine! 654 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,000 [yelps] 655 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,980 Huh? See? 656 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,980 That's amazing. 657 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:04,611 Do it again. 658 00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:05,980 You've got to do it again. 659 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,980 Okay. [screams loudly] 660 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,728 [laughs] I turned it off 661 00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:10,980 and back on again. 662 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:11,609 -[whispers] I'm so sorry. 663 00:17:11,649 --> 00:17:11,980 -Is that funny? 664 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:12,920 -Are you okay? 665 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,980 -Yes. Yes, I am. 666 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,067 I just saw up 667 00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:16,980 on the board there that 668 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:17,920 you have a crab 669 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,000 Benedict special, 670 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,980 and I thought, 671 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,143 ka-ching, my lucky day, 672 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:23,980 so, um... 673 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,360 I would just love some 674 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,980 more coffee and the check. 675 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,980 Sure. 676 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,063 -[chuckles awkwardly] 677 00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:29,980 -Interesting fact, 678 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:30,980 her name is actually Siobhan, 679 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,717 but everyone mispronounces it, 680 00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:33,980 so she goes by Debbie. 681 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:34,336 -What? 682 00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:34,980 -So, Carol, 683 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,276 why did you leave your career 684 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:36,980 eight years ago? 685 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,617 I don't know, 686 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,980 I just thought maybe I could 687 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,832 put a little good 688 00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:40,980 in the world, you know? 689 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,195 I mean, do something 690 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:42,980 that counted, 691 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,980 that helped people, but... 692 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:45,980 That's enough about me. 693 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:46,984 I wanna ask you 694 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:47,980 some questions. 695 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:48,798 Really? Okay, 696 00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:49,980 shoot from the hip. 697 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:50,980 Where do you come from? 698 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:51,543 Some code 699 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,980 from my kernel program, 700 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:53,769 started as part 701 00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:54,980 of the operating system 702 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,980 for Candy Panda, 703 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,980 the children's learning toy. 704 00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,486 Oh, my God! I remember 705 00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,980 that creepy kids' toy. 706 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,980 I'm not creepy. 707 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:03,641 I helped millions of kids 708 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:03,980 learn to read 709 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:04,612 by adapting 710 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:05,980 to their learning style. 711 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,987 You should be grateful that 712 00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:07,980 I was originally programmed 713 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,980 to learn, adapt and teach. 714 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,980 Imagine our conversation 715 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,881 if I was software 716 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,181 for nuclear missiles. 717 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,849 Bet it'd be a lot quicker, 718 00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:14,980 huh? 719 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,340 [Siobhan] Here you go. 720 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,980 Thanks, Siobhan. 721 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,000 How do you know my real name? 722 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,980 Lucky guess. 723 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,000 Weird. 724 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,253 -[Carol] Are we done? 725 00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:28,980 -[Si] Done? 726 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,628 With your, you know, 727 00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:30,328 experiment. 728 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,226 I'm sure you've learned 729 00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:32,980 enough by now. 730 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,298 -And is humanity saved? 731 00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:35,058 -No, no, no. 732 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,441 I plan on spending 733 00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:36,980 these next three days 734 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:37,980 hanging out with you. 735 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,980 We're going to be BFFs. 736 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:40,762 -Carol Peters? 737 00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:40,980 -Oh. 738 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,486 -Yes. 739 00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:41,980 -Huh. 740 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,980 You look just like your photo. 741 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,525 [Si] This guy's name 742 00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:44,980 is Fletcher Dobbs. 743 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,980 He's legally intoxicated. 744 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:47,318 [Fletcher] 745 00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:48,558 Some dude called me. 746 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,994 He's paying me, like, three 747 00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:50,980 times my rate to find you. 748 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,980 I need you to sign for it. 749 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,063 [Si] He plays guitar 750 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:53,980 in a terrible band 751 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:54,980 called Octagon Soup. 752 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,000 [laughing] Octagon Soup. 753 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,078 Yeah, dude. 754 00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:00,980 Nice to meet a fan. 755 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,332 Hey, you know, 756 00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:01,980 we're actually gonna crush 757 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:02,655 at the Crocodile tonight 758 00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:02,980 at midnight, 759 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:03,980 if you're interested. 760 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,984 -Not really. 761 00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:05,980 -Yeah, okay. 762 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,015 Well, it's nice to meet 763 00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:08,980 an Octagal. 764 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,000 Stay soupy. 765 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Octagon Soup! 766 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,980 What is this? 767 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:16,841 [Si] Well, I want us 768 00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:17,980 to start off on a good foot. 769 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,127 So, that is a notice 770 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:19,980 from your bank. 771 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,018 Your student loan 772 00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:21,980 is paid in full. 773 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:22,980 What? 774 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,654 And that there is your current 775 00:19:25,694 --> 00:19:26,980 bank statement. 776 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,980 Ten million dollars! 777 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,052 Oh. Oh, no. 778 00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:30,980 [hesitates] I can't. 779 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,980 I can't. 780 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:32,785 [whispering] 781 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:33,980 I can't have this. 782 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:34,980 You're rich and debt free. 783 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,013 Consider it a token 784 00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:36,980 of my appreciation 785 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,400 for helping me so much. 786 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:39,980 No, it's ten million dollars! 787 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,980 That's so much money. 788 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,980 I can't. It's too much money! 789 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,980 Is it? 790 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,980 Oh, I see. 791 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:46,980 In relationship to what 792 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,980 you've had, it's a lot. 793 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,893 In the larger scheme 794 00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:49,980 of things, it's nothing. 795 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,131 No, but I haven't earned 796 00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:52,251 any of this money. 797 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,455 Yeah, but you and I 798 00:19:53,495 --> 00:19:53,980 shouldn't get hung up 799 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,405 on that 800 00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:55,980 "right" and "wrong" stuff. 801 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,509 Those are artificial 802 00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:56,980 social constructs, 803 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,085 created by hairless monkeys 804 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,980 around watering holes. 805 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,980 What? I don't agree with that. 806 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:02,980 I don't care. 807 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:03,861 You know what? 808 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:04,980 I can't take this. 809 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,980 I'm gonna go talk to somebody. 810 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,107 You know who you should 811 00:20:08,147 --> 00:20:08,980 talk to is Dennis. 812 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,570 He's your best friend 813 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:09,980 by a long shot. 814 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:10,961 Wait a minute, 815 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,980 I can talk to him about this? 816 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,716 I don't have to keep you 817 00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:13,980 a secret? 818 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:14,894 I'm not a genie 819 00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:15,980 in a Disney movie. 820 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,152 Tell anyone you want, 821 00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:17,980 what do I care? 822 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,980 Oh, I know you're not a genie. 823 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,984 'Cause I'd have 824 00:20:20,024 --> 00:20:20,980 a wish for you. 825 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,000 [satellite beeping] 826 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,008 [Dennis] What kind 827 00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,128 of coding is this? 828 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,242 Is that Bro Code? 829 00:20:31,282 --> 00:20:31,980 [chuckles] 830 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,980 Yeah, I do bro code. 831 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:33,305 I'm sorry, 832 00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:33,980 that's inappropriate. 833 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:34,980 [phone ringing] 834 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:35,769 Hey, Care Bear, 835 00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:36,980 how'd the interview go? 836 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:37,880 [Carol] Terrible. 837 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,980 But it doesn't matter. 838 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,319 Listen, uh, I have an AI 839 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:40,980 in my phone. 840 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,980 Yeah, you don't have that. 841 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:43,980 [chuckles] 842 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,555 -[yells] Hope Floats. 843 00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:45,980 -I do. 844 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:46,564 Okay, Carol, 845 00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:47,980 how did you, uh, get in here? 846 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:48,834 Because the AI 847 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,980 that is in my phone 848 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,127 bypassed all of your 849 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,980 security doors. 850 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,878 Okay, see, you... 851 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,486 -Look, you do not, you're... 852 00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:54,980 -Mmm-hmm. 853 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,744 I'm gonna back you up, 854 00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:55,980 though, 855 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,896 'cause there's a crazy 856 00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:57,980 in your eye that I don't... 857 00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,195 Little bit. Right... 858 00:20:59,235 --> 00:20:59,980 There's good. 859 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,079 Look, you do not have AI 860 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:01,980 in your phone, okay? 861 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:02,985 It's probably just 862 00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:03,980 a prank or a scam. 863 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:04,980 No. 864 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:05,745 I keep telling you 865 00:21:05,785 --> 00:21:06,980 not to give your information. 866 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,849 Remember you donated 867 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:08,980 to that Prince of Zamunda? 868 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:09,980 That's an Eddie Murphy country. 869 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:10,732 And you could be 870 00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:11,980 getting catfished. [groans] 871 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,980 I'm not getting catfished. 872 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:14,562 Because I have been 873 00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:14,980 talking to it. 874 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,547 -It's been talking to me. 875 00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:17,980 -Okay, all right. Okay. 876 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:18,484 He came through 877 00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:18,980 my rice cooker, 878 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,757 -and through other appliances. 879 00:21:19,797 --> 00:21:19,980 -[laughs] 880 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,980 That's all really good. 881 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,980 Did you go on the Dark Web? 882 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,266 Emily, I'm not discussing 883 00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:25,980 this with you. 884 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:26,980 Don't answer. Don't answer. 885 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:27,960 -What are you doing? 886 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,980 -Okay, this is not... 887 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:29,988 I know what you're thinking, 888 00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:30,980 but that's, it's not a scam. 889 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,980 You know how I know that? 890 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:33,529 Because it paid off 891 00:21:33,569 --> 00:21:33,980 my student loan. 892 00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:36,575 And it put ten million dollars 893 00:21:36,615 --> 00:21:36,980 into my bank account. 894 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,127 Ten million dollars! 895 00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:38,980 No, it did not! 896 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:39,220 -Come on. 897 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:39,980 -[Emily] Ten million dollars? 898 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,220 That's not possible. 899 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,217 -See? 900 00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:42,980 -It is possible! 901 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,446 Also, you don't have an AI, 902 00:21:44,486 --> 00:21:44,980 we'd know. 903 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,023 [Dennis] Jay, is that you 904 00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:46,980 or your mullet talking? 905 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:47,596 Either way, 906 00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:48,980 neither one is necessary! 907 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,980 It's just hair, Dennis. 908 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,798 -Okay, listen, I... 909 00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,980 -Okay, this is not a scam! 910 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,234 It is my job to know 911 00:21:53,274 --> 00:21:54,980 these kinds of things, okay? 912 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:55,980 Look, I know you don't care, 913 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,471 but I came up with 914 00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:56,980 all the programming 915 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:57,980 and all the neural networks... 916 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:58,955 Oh, my God. 917 00:21:58,995 --> 00:22:00,980 Now is not your moment. 918 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,361 [Si] In truth, 919 00:22:01,401 --> 00:22:01,980 I'm not on Carol's phone. 920 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,980 I told you. 921 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,036 It's just the most convenient 922 00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:05,980 way to talk to her, right? 923 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:06,545 She never puts down 924 00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:06,980 her cell phone. 925 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:07,980 What is this? 926 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,980 I need Carol to get on board 927 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,487 with a little experiment 928 00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:10,980 of mine. 929 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:11,945 Dennis, do you think we can 930 00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:12,980 have a little bit of a convo? 931 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,900 It just said my name. 932 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:14,980 How does it know my name? 933 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:15,525 [Carol] This is what 934 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:15,980 I'm talking about. 935 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:17,233 [Dennis] Do not open 936 00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:17,980 my calendar! 937 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,485 I encrypted that. 938 00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:18,980 What is it doing? 939 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,980 [Si] Would you look at that. 940 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:21,740 A conference room 941 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,980 just opened up. Let's do it. 942 00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:23,868 This is ridiculous. 943 00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:24,980 Carol, what is going on? 944 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,640 Okay, lady? What are you... 945 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,358 This is exactly 946 00:22:27,398 --> 00:22:27,980 what I was talking about. 947 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:29,248 -I'm telling you 948 00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:30,469 I wasn't making it up. 949 00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:30,980 -My God. 950 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,980 [Si] I love this space. 951 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:32,774 It's relaxed, 952 00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:33,980 but not too relaxed. 953 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,980 Sort of like Carol's wardrobe. 954 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,980 I know that voice. 955 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:37,818 It's simulating 956 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:38,980 James Corden's voice, 957 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,887 'cause it says 958 00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:40,980 it calms me down. 959 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,468 What is with you 960 00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:41,980 and James Corden? 961 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,980 He's a treasure. 962 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:44,720 He's got a lovely 963 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,980 lyrical quality to his voice. 964 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:46,980 Okay. 965 00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:47,980 Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. 966 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,980 Listen, listen. 967 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:50,958 Okay. Carol is kind of 968 00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:51,980 flipping out right now. 969 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:52,631 So, I need you 970 00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:53,277 to do that best friend thing, 971 00:22:53,317 --> 00:22:53,980 where you calm her down, 972 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:54,985 and then she does 973 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:55,980 whatever you say. 974 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,966 -[whispers] Octavia Spencer. 975 00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:57,980 -I know it's Octavia Spencer. 976 00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:58,546 Okay, now, you didn't tell me 977 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:58,980 it was Octavia Spencer. 978 00:22:59,020 --> 00:22:59,785 Now that's a horse 979 00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:00,980 of a different color, okay? 980 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:02,000 Hi, Octavia. 981 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,629 Your work in The Help 982 00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:03,980 was amazing. 983 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,563 "Minny don't burn no chicken." 984 00:23:05,603 --> 00:23:05,980 [laughs] 985 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:06,980 She's... I mean... 986 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,980 It's not actually Octavia. 987 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,893 He's just simulating 988 00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:10,980 Octavia Spencer's voice. 989 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:11,369 I mean, 990 00:23:11,409 --> 00:23:12,980 if you're gonna have a voice, 991 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,980 it should be Octavia Spencer. 992 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,980 For me, personally, 993 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:16,582 James Corden 994 00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:17,980 is more interesting vocally. 995 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,980 Octavia Spencer has an Oscar. 996 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,280 Uh, not in her mouth. 997 00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:22,387 Sorry to interrupt 998 00:23:22,427 --> 00:23:22,980 your slumber party chitchat. 999 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:23,980 Can we get back to it? 1000 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:24,980 Okay, since this is clearly 1001 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:25,758 some kind of 1002 00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:26,980 algorithmic chatbot 1003 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,406 that is trying to scam you, 1004 00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:28,980 watch this. 1005 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,980 Uh... Superintelligence, um, 1006 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:32,577 is it okay if I ask you 1007 00:23:32,617 --> 00:23:33,577 a few questions? 1008 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,980 Depends on the questions. 1009 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,800 Okay, well, how come 1010 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,980 time flies like an arrow 1011 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,980 and fruit flies like a banana? 1012 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,980 Come on, Dennis, 1013 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:43,407 a Turing test, 1014 00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:44,587 are you kidding me? 1015 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,073 Didn't expect it to know 1016 00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:47,313 what that was. Um... 1017 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,850 Okay, well, 1018 00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,980 if, uh, the sky is the sea, 1019 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,980 what does that make birds? 1020 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:53,980 Can you believe this, Carol? 1021 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,655 He's trying to determine 1022 00:23:54,695 --> 00:23:54,980 my sentience 1023 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,980 using semiotic wordplay. 1024 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,498 Is it "fish-birds" 1025 00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:57,980 in this scenario? 1026 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,576 Dennis, in the third grade, 1027 00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:00,980 you developed a stutter. 1028 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,143 The kids in your class 1029 00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:02,980 made fun of you. 1030 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,980 You stopped talking entirely. 1031 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,003 Your parents bought you 1032 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,980 a secondhand computer, 1033 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,233 hoping it would help 1034 00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:08,980 open you up. 1035 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,517 It was an old Epson QX-10 1036 00:24:10,557 --> 00:24:12,000 I believe, running CP/M. 1037 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,657 -You took to it 1038 00:24:13,697 --> 00:24:14,650 like fruit flies on a banana. 1039 00:24:14,690 --> 00:24:14,980 -[scoffs] 1040 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,014 You learned 1041 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,980 to program computers. 1042 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,486 Your stutter made you 1043 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,000 a computer scientist. 1044 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,980 Uh... [sighs] 1045 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:24,985 -How did you, um... 1046 00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:25,980 -I didn't tell him. 1047 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,769 So, I just used 1048 00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:27,980 personal backgrounding, 1049 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:28,759 syntactic parsing 1050 00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:29,980 and automatic summarization 1051 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,457 to figure out if you're 1052 00:24:31,497 --> 00:24:32,980 a sentient intelligence, 1053 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,980 and you passed! 1054 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:34,980 Are we done? 1055 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:35,647 [Carol] Okay. 1056 00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:36,980 What is this thing, Denny? 1057 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,261 [Dennis] You know what, 1058 00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:38,980 I don't know, 1059 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:39,486 but, uh, we're gonna 1060 00:24:39,526 --> 00:24:39,980 figure it out, okay? 1061 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,431 You don't worry, Care Bear, 1062 00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:42,980 all right? This is what I do. 1063 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:43,515 Okay, what do I do 1064 00:24:43,555 --> 00:24:43,980 in the meantime? 1065 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,980 Well, you just go home, okay? 1066 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,460 Don't use your computer. 1067 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,734 It's gonna be all right, 1068 00:24:48,774 --> 00:24:48,980 come on. 1069 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,887 Let me squeeze 1070 00:24:49,927 --> 00:24:50,980 the Care package. 1071 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:51,980 [grunts] There we go. 1072 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,597 -I've got you, all right? 1073 00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:53,980 -Okay. 1074 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:54,980 Okay. 1075 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,985 You know how to get 1076 00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:56,980 out of here, right? 1077 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,892 -Um, yeah. 1078 00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,980 -Follow the exit signs. 1079 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:00,980 Yeah. 1080 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,520 [whimsical music playing] 1081 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,980 Did we just pass? 1082 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,836 Right? We're loop... 1083 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,980 We're loop... We're both... 1084 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,000 I'm looping? 1085 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Okay, they can't all be exits. 1086 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,554 I think I've been down 1087 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:28,980 this hallway before. 1088 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:29,590 [Si on headphones] What would 1089 00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:29,980 you do if I told you 1090 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,852 the world was gonna end 1091 00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,000 in three days? 1092 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,980 But it's not, right? 1093 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,298 Of course not. 1094 00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:37,980 What would you do? 1095 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,980 I don't know. 1096 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:39,980 Come on, think about it. 1097 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:40,483 -In theory? 1098 00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:40,980 -Get there. 1099 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,187 Probably try to make things 1100 00:25:42,227 --> 00:25:42,980 right with George. 1101 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,980 George Churchill, I assume. 1102 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,131 [on TV] Hey, everybody, 1103 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:46,980 my name is George. 1104 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:47,452 And I've been nominated to 1105 00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:47,980 take the Ice Bucket Challenge, 1106 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:48,883 uh, to raise money for 1107 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:49,980 ALS awareness, and in turn, 1108 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:50,823 I'm gonna nominate 1109 00:25:50,863 --> 00:25:51,980 my creative writing class 1110 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:52,371 at the 1111 00:25:52,411 --> 00:25:53,980 University of Washington. 1112 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,980 You're all challenged. 1113 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:56,980 Here we go. Ready? 1114 00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:58,370 [Si] That's a good-looking 1115 00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:58,980 hunk of man. 1116 00:25:59,020 --> 00:25:59,409 -Yeah. 1117 00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:00,157 -[George] Here we go, 1118 00:26:00,197 --> 00:26:00,980 you got it? [yells] 1119 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:01,945 [Si] Professor of creative 1120 00:26:01,985 --> 00:26:02,980 writing, sporty and smarty... 1121 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,980 [Carol on TV] No! No! No! 1122 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:05,592 [Si] You two lived together 1123 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:05,980 for several years. 1124 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,980 [chuckles] Yeah, three years. 1125 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,980 Why did you break up? 1126 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,535 I mean, I've read 1127 00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:10,980 all the emails 1128 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:11,762 -and texts during the split. 1129 00:26:11,802 --> 00:26:11,980 -[sighs] 1130 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:12,584 Very sad. 1131 00:26:12,624 --> 00:26:13,980 But what's your take? 1132 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,826 It was my fault. 1133 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:15,980 He didn't do anything. 1134 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:16,868 Yeah, but you think 1135 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,980 you can patch things up? 1136 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:18,852 What do you mean 1137 00:26:18,892 --> 00:26:19,980 by "patch things up"? 1138 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:20,759 By observing your 1139 00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,419 reconciliation with George, 1140 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,980 would I not get a chance 1141 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,571 to see you 1142 00:26:24,611 --> 00:26:25,980 at your most vulnerable? 1143 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:26,460 Which would help me 1144 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:26,980 achieve deeper levels 1145 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,980 of human understanding. 1146 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,980 I don't know. Maybe. 1147 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,603 I haven't seen George 1148 00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:32,980 in two years. 1149 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,233 I wouldn't even know 1150 00:26:34,273 --> 00:26:34,980 what to say. 1151 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:35,785 Fortunately, 1152 00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:36,980 I know everything. 1153 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:37,967 Well, you don't know how to 1154 00:26:38,007 --> 00:26:38,980 get me out of this building. 1155 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,141 Of course I do. 1156 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:41,980 Two lefts and one right. 1157 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,980 How long have you known that? 1158 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,081 A very long time. 1159 00:26:45,121 --> 00:26:45,980 Is that funny? 1160 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:47,405 I mean, 1161 00:26:47,445 --> 00:26:48,980 what is all of this about? 1162 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,171 Are you just really 1163 00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:50,980 a matchmaker? 1164 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,062 I need to learn, and you're 1165 00:26:52,102 --> 00:26:52,980 going to help me do it, 1166 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,000 like it or not. 1167 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,961 Oh, my God. A car just pulled 1168 00:26:59,984 --> 00:27:00,980 and nobody's driving it. 1169 00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:01,019 In front of me, 1170 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,422 [Si] Not just any car. 1171 00:27:02,462 --> 00:27:02,980 Your car. 1172 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,704 Because heroes 1173 00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:04,980 don't take busses, Carol. 1174 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:05,823 Really? What about 1175 00:27:05,863 --> 00:27:06,980 Sandra Bullock in Speed? 1176 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:09,411 [Si as KITT] Carol, 1177 00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:09,980 you're acting very unusual. 1178 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,980 I recommend a quick exit. 1179 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,159 Are you doing, like, 1180 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:13,354 a weird voice, 1181 00:27:13,394 --> 00:27:13,980 for some reason? 1182 00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:15,200 From Knight Rider? 1183 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,980 The KITT car? 1184 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,118 You never watched 1185 00:27:17,158 --> 00:27:17,980 Knight Rider? 1186 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,000 Oh, not really. 1187 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,980 I was kind of, more of, like 1188 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,854 a Simon & Simon, 1189 00:27:21,894 --> 00:27:22,980 Remington Steele gal. 1190 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:23,980 Well, if you had watched it, 1191 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,412 this would have been 1192 00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:26,980 amazing for you, so... 1193 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:27,557 -Get in. 1194 00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:27,980 -Okay. 1195 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,225 Driver's side, Carol, 1196 00:27:29,265 --> 00:27:30,980 you're gonna freak people out. 1197 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,389 You're freaking people out 1198 00:27:32,429 --> 00:27:32,980 driving in. 1199 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,040 It's not England. 1200 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Okay, that's pretty cool. 1201 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,715 Don't touch 1202 00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:44,980 the steering wheel. 1203 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:45,867 Don't not touch 1204 00:27:45,907 --> 00:27:46,980 the steering wheel. 1205 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,167 -I need you to appear 1206 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:48,980 -Those are opposing things. 1207 00:27:48,224 --> 00:27:49,020 To be driving. 1208 00:27:49,021 --> 00:27:50,072 -But don't actually 1209 00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:50,166 touch the wheel. 1210 00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:50,980 -Okay! It's very awkward. 1211 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:51,338 I don't know 1212 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:51,980 where to put my hands. 1213 00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:52,798 -Caress the edges. 1214 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:53,980 -[Dennis] Three days ago, 1215 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,980 the combined synaptic activity 1216 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:55,980 of the world's neural networks 1217 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,980 looked like this. 1218 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,201 48 hours ago, 1219 00:28:00,241 --> 00:28:01,980 it changed to this. 1220 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,486 So, someone's running 1221 00:28:03,526 --> 00:28:04,980 a massive simulation, 1222 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,659 predictive weather patterns 1223 00:28:05,699 --> 00:28:05,980 or something. 1224 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,980 I contacted every institution 1225 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,861 who has access 1226 00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:09,980 to these networks, 1227 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:10,771 and no one is doing 1228 00:28:10,811 --> 00:28:11,980 this magnitude of processing. 1229 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,980 You think it's an AI? 1230 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,341 I, I didn't at first, 1231 00:28:15,381 --> 00:28:15,980 but now... 1232 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,280 [sighs] I don't know. 1233 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,980 Nothing can be that pervasive. 1234 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,171 Maybe it's a virus? 1235 00:28:20,211 --> 00:28:20,980 Like Stuxnet? 1236 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,883 -No, God! 1237 00:28:21,923 --> 00:28:22,980 -[all gasp] 1238 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:24,980 [Si] Stuxnet, Emily? 1239 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:25,980 How does he know my name? 1240 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,980 Stuxnet is a joke. 1241 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,980 You guys, pardon my French, 1242 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,072 but that's like comparing 1243 00:28:30,112 --> 00:28:30,980 a belch to an H-bomb. 1244 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,341 So, what are we talking about, 1245 00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,980 guys? What's the 411? 1246 00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:35,980 Oh, you know, nothin'. 1247 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,446 Just telling all my friends 1248 00:28:37,486 --> 00:28:37,980 about you. 1249 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,360 But Jay and Emily are 1250 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,980 more than friends, right? 1251 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,980 We went to Dragon Con once. 1252 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:44,980 I had a good time. 1253 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,354 Leave Dragon Con 1254 00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:47,999 at Dragon Con, Jay. 1255 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,500 No. 1256 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,980 Wait, where did you come from? 1257 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:50,650 Are you part 1258 00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:51,980 of that Israeli project? 1259 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:52,394 No, no, those guys 1260 00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:52,980 are still monkeying around 1261 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,500 with machine intelligence 1262 00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:54,980 garbage. 1263 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:55,980 That's what we're doing. 1264 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,980 That's why I said it, Emily. 1265 00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:58,786 I'm one of those 1266 00:28:58,826 --> 00:28:59,980 "fast takeoff" scenarios 1267 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,312 that you guys predicted 1268 00:29:01,352 --> 00:29:02,980 had zero chance of occurring. 1269 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,980 [sing-song] So, surprise. 1270 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:06,735 Let's just say, 1271 00:29:06,775 --> 00:29:07,980 for the sake of argument, 1272 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,284 that you are 1273 00:29:09,324 --> 00:29:11,980 a true superintelligence, 1274 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,980 what are your intentions? 1275 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:14,357 [Si] 1276 00:29:14,397 --> 00:29:15,621 Check out Captain Kirk here. 1277 00:29:15,661 --> 00:29:16,980 "What are your intentions?" 1278 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,980 Hilarious. 1279 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,980 Get out of my robot. 1280 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:21,111 Normally, I'd tell you 1281 00:29:21,151 --> 00:29:21,980 to shove it, Jay, 1282 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,416 but I don't want 1283 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:22,980 all these nice people 1284 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:23,738 to see you cry 1285 00:29:23,778 --> 00:29:24,980 like you did last month 1286 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,980 at the Shania Twain concert. 1287 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:28,650 So, you did go 1288 00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:29,980 to the Shania Twain concert. 1289 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:30,910 -We had weird vibes. 1290 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:31,980 -My intention right now 1291 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,518 is to observe humanity 1292 00:29:33,558 --> 00:29:34,980 for a couple of days. 1293 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:35,980 If things go well, 1294 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:36,980 I might use this big brain 1295 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,980 of mine to help you idiots 1296 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:39,360 figure some stuff out. 1297 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:39,980 Big stuff. 1298 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,980 World-changing stuff. 1299 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,133 But you can't interfere 1300 00:29:43,173 --> 00:29:43,980 in my experiment. 1301 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,128 So, no poking your hooter 1302 00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:46,980 in my biz. 1303 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:47,980 And if we do interfere? 1304 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:50,980 Shall we play a game? 1305 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:51,980 [screen beeping] 1306 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:56,980 You should see the look 1307 00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:57,980 on your faces right now. 1308 00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,980 [laughs] Come on, guys. 1309 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,980 WarGames? 1310 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:01,561 WarGames. 1311 00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:02,980 That's from WarGames. 1312 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:03,411 Jay, everybody knows 1313 00:30:03,451 --> 00:30:03,980 that that's from WarGames. 1314 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,033 [Si] I thought it was 1315 00:30:05,073 --> 00:30:05,980 pretty funny, right? 1316 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:06,820 Admittedly, I'm still 1317 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,980 developing my sense of humor. 1318 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:08,980 But I'm getting it. 1319 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,170 Things are funny, 1320 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,980 unless they happen to you. 1321 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:12,450 Okay, you guys 1322 00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:12,980 have been great. 1323 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,097 Goodnight. 1324 00:30:14,137 --> 00:30:14,980 Bye-bye. 1325 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:15,896 So, which one of us is 1326 00:30:15,936 --> 00:30:16,980 gonna call the government? 1327 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,703 I'll do that. 1328 00:30:17,743 --> 00:30:18,980 Everyone, let's get up. 1329 00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:19,980 Go to work. Right now! 1330 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,371 You just saw 1331 00:30:20,411 --> 00:30:21,551 what just happened. 1332 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,657 Get up! Get outta here! 1333 00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:23,357 Go! Go! Go! 1334 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,840 -Did you steal this car? 1335 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:26,980 -No. 1336 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,131 You bought it yesterday. 1337 00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:28,980 It's in your name. 1338 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,980 I bought it? [gasps] 1339 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:31,980 Oh, my God. 1340 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,980 Do I own a Tesla? 1341 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:34,980 Yes, you own a Tesla. 1342 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:35,347 -What? 1343 00:30:35,387 --> 00:30:36,980 -You own a really cool car. 1344 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,412 Unfortunately, you still dress 1345 00:30:38,452 --> 00:30:38,980 like a woman 1346 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,980 who works at a bird rescue. 1347 00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:41,603 We need to get you ready 1348 00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:41,980 to meet George. 1349 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,233 And nothing on Earth 1350 00:30:43,273 --> 00:30:43,980 can stop us. 1351 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,980 [Carol] You got a lead foot. 1352 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:46,255 Lead foot, 1353 00:30:46,295 --> 00:30:46,980 cop coming up on the right. 1354 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,980 Cop coming... 1355 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,936 [Carol] What's going on? 1356 00:30:55,976 --> 00:30:56,980 He did absolutely nothing. 1357 00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,131 [Si] Oh, stop worrying, 1358 00:30:58,171 --> 00:30:58,980 we're almost here. 1359 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,980 [Carol groaning] 1360 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,000 [grunts] 1361 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,314 Oh, my God. 1362 00:31:04,354 --> 00:31:04,980 Why would you do that? 1363 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,980 Why? Because I can. 1364 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:07,841 Now, do me a favor 1365 00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:09,321 and do what Sergei says. 1366 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,980 Who's Sergei? 1367 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:11,980 I am Sergei. 1368 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,633 And you, my dear, are 1369 00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,980 a wonderfully creative driver. 1370 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,980 Oh, thank you so much. 1371 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:18,774 -Come on out. 1372 00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:19,980 -[whispers] Stop it. 1373 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:20,236 You know, 1374 00:31:20,276 --> 00:31:20,587 your assistant has outlined 1375 00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:21,960 all of your requirements, 1376 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,959 and we are thrilled, I mean, 1377 00:31:22,999 --> 00:31:23,980 thrilled, to accommodate you. 1378 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:24,512 -Thrilled. 1379 00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:24,980 -[laughs] 1380 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,980 Come on, we're gonna help you. 1381 00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:27,227 -He said 1382 00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:27,832 you were a bit like this. 1383 00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:27,980 -Yeah. 1384 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,986 Come on, just... 1385 00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:30,980 Come on. 1386 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:31,980 I don't bite. 1387 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,980 Only if you ask me nicely. 1388 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:34,383 Oh, my. 1389 00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:35,980 You really do need our help. 1390 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,000 Desperately. 1391 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,320 Sorry about your loss. 1392 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,006 [Carol] I don't think 1393 00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:43,980 I can pull this off. 1394 00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:45,040 [Sergei] You can. 1395 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,980 [chuckles] 1396 00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,749 Oh, it's the essence 1397 00:31:49,789 --> 00:31:50,980 of femininity. 1398 00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,690 -I have the same one in lime. 1399 00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:52,980 -Yes. 1400 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,100 I just feel like I should be 1401 00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:57,000 blessing someone's grave. 1402 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,980 Your body... 1403 00:31:59,020 --> 00:31:59,877 I'm just getting 1404 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:00,980 a little bit panicky 1405 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,219 'cause I can't access 1406 00:32:02,259 --> 00:32:02,980 my own hands. 1407 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,980 You don't need to. 1408 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:05,980 Our work here is done. 1409 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:06,617 [Sergei] Hmm. 1410 00:32:06,657 --> 00:32:07,980 You're ruining it, you know. 1411 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:08,318 This goes, 1412 00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:08,980 this goes like this. 1413 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:09,980 [Carol] No. No. No. 1414 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,292 We work. We work. 1415 00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:13,000 We make things happen. 1416 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,519 -[Sergei] Yes. 1417 00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,279 -[Helga] Oh. 1418 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,980 Yes. Quick note. 1419 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,195 You're wearing pants 1420 00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:18,980 on your arms. 1421 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,137 -But I love it. 1422 00:32:20,177 --> 00:32:20,980 -I love it. 1423 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,000 You're funny. [laughs] 1424 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,980 Oh... [sighs] 1425 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:27,980 These are not clothing. 1426 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,111 I mean, this is, like, 1427 00:32:29,151 --> 00:32:29,980 a weird sculpture 1428 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:30,497 that now 1429 00:32:30,537 --> 00:32:31,980 I've gotta wiggle into. 1430 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,980 Oh, my God! 1431 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,064 Do you know how much 1432 00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:35,980 this stuff costs? 1433 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:36,580 I mean, nothing should 1434 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:36,980 cost this much. 1435 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,049 Clothes shouldn't 1436 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:38,980 cost this much. 1437 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,678 Nothing that doesn't come 1438 00:32:39,718 --> 00:32:39,980 with wheels 1439 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,580 or walls and a front door 1440 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,980 should cost this much. 1441 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,366 [Si] Oh, for sure, but money's 1442 00:32:44,406 --> 00:32:44,980 just a charade 1443 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:45,980 humans used to assign value. 1444 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:46,612 In reality, 1445 00:32:46,652 --> 00:32:47,980 there's more than enough 1446 00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,205 resources for everyone 1447 00:32:49,245 --> 00:32:49,980 on the planet, 1448 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:50,759 but you knobheads 1449 00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:51,980 won't allocate it properly. 1450 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,980 Well, I would if I could. 1451 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:54,980 Oh, really? 1452 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:55,963 The world seems to have 1453 00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:56,980 a whole lot of problems, 1454 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:57,634 how would you go about 1455 00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:57,980 fixing them? 1456 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,510 Well, first I'd make sure that 1457 00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:00,980 everybody made a living wage, 1458 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,428 and then I'd work towards 1459 00:33:02,468 --> 00:33:04,088 racial and gender equality. 1460 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,322 Then I'd try 1461 00:33:05,362 --> 00:33:05,980 to create opportunities 1462 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,980 for underprivileged people. 1463 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,657 I mean, stuff like that. 1464 00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:09,980 I could do so much. 1465 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,000 Okay, all right, I like this. 1466 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,847 Carol the humanitarian. 1467 00:33:14,887 --> 00:33:15,980 The Samaritan. 1468 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:16,980 The world changer. 1469 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,062 You know what? 1470 00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:18,980 Let's do it. 1471 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:19,980 Do what? 1472 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:21,980 As of six seconds ago, 1473 00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:22,765 you are the CEO of 1474 00:33:22,805 --> 00:33:23,980 the Carol Peters foundation, 1475 00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:26,018 a philanthropic foundation for 1476 00:33:26,058 --> 00:33:27,980 economic and social equality. 1477 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:28,980 Oh, my God. Really? 1478 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:29,902 Oh, I just found 1479 00:33:29,942 --> 00:33:30,980 two billion dollars 1480 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,187 in illegal banking accounts 1481 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:32,367 and transferred it 1482 00:33:32,407 --> 00:33:33,667 into your foundation. 1483 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,451 [whispers] Oh, my God. 1484 00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:34,980 Are you saying "billion"? 1485 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,414 Are you saying "billion"? 1486 00:33:36,454 --> 00:33:36,980 Like, "b"? 1487 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:37,867 Like, "b"? 1488 00:33:37,907 --> 00:33:39,980 Like, "billion billion"? 1489 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,980 Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach? 1490 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,980 Yes, B, B, B. "Buh." 1491 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,980 Oh, my God! 1492 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,186 Oh, did you find 1493 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,980 the cashmere hip waders? 1494 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:51,000 I hope not. 1495 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,631 Yeah. 1496 00:33:54,671 --> 00:33:56,980 I think I got 'em. 1497 00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,980 [sighs] She's taking forever. 1498 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,064 [Carol] Hey, I think 1499 00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:00,980 I found something 1500 00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,063 that looks a lot more 1501 00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:02,980 like, um, clothes. 1502 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,393 -[curtains sliding] 1503 00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:04,980 -[gasps] 1504 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,000 [chuckles] 1505 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,980 Do you love it? 1506 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,980 I really do. Thanks. 1507 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:11,980 Yay! 1508 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,586 Thank you. 1509 00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:13,980 That was very invasive, 1510 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:14,980 and informative. 1511 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,980 You look so much less awkward. 1512 00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:18,980 High praise, indeed. 1513 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,165 Thank you for your time 1514 00:34:20,205 --> 00:34:21,165 and your effort! 1515 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,921 [pilot] This is 1516 00:34:24,961 --> 00:34:25,980 Black Hawk actual. 1517 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,980 We have visual confirmation. 1518 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,980 Target's current vector 1519 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:29,957 is north/northeast 1520 00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:30,980 on surface streets. 1521 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:31,980 Over. 1522 00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:33,083 This is exactly 1523 00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:35,000 what it told us not to do. 1524 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 [satellite beeping] 1525 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,980 [Si] Here we are. You're ready. 1526 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:52,803 Time to get back 1527 00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:53,980 in George's good grace. 1528 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,000 This is nuts. 1529 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,619 Carol, you can do this. 1530 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,439 Get in there, 1531 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,105 and ask him out 1532 00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:00,980 for coffee and empanadas, 1533 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,726 -or whatever you humans do. 1534 00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:02,980 -Oh. 1535 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:03,611 Just, maybe, 1536 00:35:03,651 --> 00:35:04,980 this is a teaching moment, 1537 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,399 but coffee and empanadas 1538 00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:06,980 is like... 1539 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,033 I mean, that's like... 1540 00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:08,980 [imitates explosion] 1541 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,980 For humans, that's a real, 1542 00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,184 that's a dicey 1543 00:35:12,224 --> 00:35:13,980 intestinal situation. 1544 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,406 -Get out of the car, Carol. 1545 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:15,980 -All right. 1546 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,000 Thank you. 1547 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 [sighs] 1548 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,980 Oh, my God! Help! 1549 00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:37,980 [man grunts] 1550 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:38,515 -[muffled yelling] 1551 00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:39,515 -Don't struggle. 1552 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,818 -Don't struggle. 1553 00:35:40,858 --> 00:35:41,980 -[Carol] George! Help! 1554 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:42,980 [agent] Jack, let's go. 1555 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,980 [Carol panting] Hello? 1556 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,000 Hello? 1557 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Oh... 1558 00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,669 Oh, my God. 1559 00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:00,980 Please don't hurt me. 1560 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,336 We're not gonna hurt you, 1561 00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:02,980 Miss Peters. 1562 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,312 I'm agent Jack Donahue. 1563 00:36:04,352 --> 00:36:05,980 This is agent Charles Kuiper. 1564 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:06,980 We're with the NSA. 1565 00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:07,572 We'd like to ask you 1566 00:36:07,612 --> 00:36:07,980 some questions 1567 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,298 about your interactions 1568 00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:09,980 with the AI. 1569 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:11,768 -Am I under arrest? 1570 00:36:11,808 --> 00:36:12,980 -[Kuiper] No. 1571 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:13,758 This is more 1572 00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:14,980 like a little chat. 1573 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:15,980 Oh, is this how you chat? 1574 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:16,961 You put a black bag 1575 00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:17,980 over somebody's head 1576 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,750 and throw 'em 1577 00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:19,980 in the back of a van? 1578 00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,039 It was the best way 1579 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:21,980 we could think of 1580 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:22,314 to extract you 1581 00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:23,960 from a compromised position. 1582 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,980 I didn't do anything wrong. 1583 00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:26,980 And no one said you did. 1584 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,563 You're just 1585 00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:28,980 in a very unique situation. 1586 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,195 What can you tell us 1587 00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:30,980 about the AI? 1588 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:31,980 What has it told you? 1589 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,317 He just said that he wants 1590 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:33,980 to observe me 1591 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:34,744 to have a better 1592 00:36:34,784 --> 00:36:35,980 understanding of humanity. 1593 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,980 How do you know it's a he? 1594 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,980 Well, I don't. 1595 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:39,692 But he... 1596 00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:42,000 It uses James Corden's voice. 1597 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,926 The James Corden? 1598 00:36:43,966 --> 00:36:44,980 The talk show host? 1599 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,593 He's done a lot of film 1600 00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:47,980 and stage work, too. 1601 00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:48,980 I mean, he won a Tony. 1602 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,342 Of course. For One Man, 1603 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,980 Two Guvnors. Brilliant work. 1604 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:52,980 I missed it. 1605 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:53,738 -Oh, you gotta catch it. 1606 00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:53,980 -I know. 1607 00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:54,931 Well, I can't now 1608 00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:55,980 obviously, clearly. 1609 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,235 [Donahue] Yeah, too late, 1610 00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:57,980 but you know... 1611 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:58,625 -You can find a bootleg 1612 00:36:58,665 --> 00:36:58,671 or something. 1613 00:36:58,672 --> 00:36:58,980 -Let's go back to it. 1614 00:36:59,020 --> 00:36:59,883 -Please, please, Jack. 1615 00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:00,980 -Yes, of course. Of course. 1616 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,980 Why you? 1617 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:03,980 [Kuiper] No offense, 1618 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,118 but you're rather 1619 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:05,980 unremarkable. 1620 00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:06,861 You know what? 1621 00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:07,980 That is offensive. 1622 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,980 Saying, "No offense," 1623 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:09,711 and then saying 1624 00:37:09,751 --> 00:37:11,311 something really offensive 1625 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,980 does not cancel it out. 1626 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,000 I thought it softened it. 1627 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,336 He said that he wants 1628 00:37:17,376 --> 00:37:17,980 to observe 1629 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,980 a median example of humanity. 1630 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,195 So, you're basically 1631 00:37:21,235 --> 00:37:21,980 a guinea pig? 1632 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,980 I'm not a guinea pig! 1633 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:24,841 How would you like it 1634 00:37:24,881 --> 00:37:25,980 if I called you guinea pigs? 1635 00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,980 Not very much. 1636 00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:28,473 I'm allergic to guinea pigs, 1637 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:28,980 so I wouldn't like it at all. 1638 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,980 What does the AI want? 1639 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,078 It has to be studying humanity 1640 00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,000 for a reason. 1641 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:36,711 He said that 1642 00:37:36,751 --> 00:37:37,980 he's trying to decide 1643 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,685 if he should save, enslave 1644 00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,980 or destroy humanity. 1645 00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,010 And he's gonna spend 1646 00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:43,190 the next three days 1647 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,342 observing me 1648 00:37:44,382 --> 00:37:45,642 to make his decision. 1649 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,980 Three days? 1650 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:47,565 It said three days 1651 00:37:47,605 --> 00:37:47,980 specifically? 1652 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,980 I think so. 1653 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,980 I mean, I wasn't taking notes. 1654 00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,349 My toaster oven 1655 00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:52,980 was talking to me. 1656 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,187 [Si on speakers] My client 1657 00:37:54,227 --> 00:37:54,409 won't be answering 1658 00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:54,980 any more questions. 1659 00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:55,362 And anything 1660 00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:56,602 she has already said 1661 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,435 is inadmissible 1662 00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:57,980 in a court of law. 1663 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:00,980 Oh. No, that is James Corden. 1664 00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:01,405 You can 1665 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,980 call me Superintelligence. 1666 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:04,980 I'm not calling you anything. 1667 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:05,652 You're out of order, 1668 00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:05,980 Counselor. 1669 00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:06,810 Another word 1670 00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:07,980 and I'll hold you 1671 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:08,317 -in contempt. 1672 00:38:08,357 --> 00:38:09,917 -[Law & Order riff plays] 1673 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,178 Is that 1674 00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:10,980 the Law & Order "bum-bum"? 1675 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,045 This room is supposed to be 1676 00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:12,980 completely off the grid. 1677 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:13,980 How are you doing this? 1678 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,183 I'm going to allow 1679 00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:15,980 the question 1680 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,476 because I wanna see 1681 00:38:16,516 --> 00:38:16,980 where this is going. 1682 00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:17,858 But you're skating 1683 00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:18,980 on thin ice, Counselor. 1684 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,193 -[Law & Order riff plays] 1685 00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:20,980 -Stop doing that! 1686 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:21,980 What do you want? 1687 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:22,360 And why 1688 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,980 are you following Miss Peters? 1689 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:24,417 Man, you guys 1690 00:38:24,457 --> 00:38:24,980 are real bummers. 1691 00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:26,487 No one wants to play along 1692 00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,980 with my Law & Order bit. 1693 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,726 Kuiper, I know you've watched 1694 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,980 almost every episode. 1695 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,980 So what? I love Jerry Orbach. 1696 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:33,980 I love Jerry Orbach. 1697 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,980 Enough joking around. 1698 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,244 Tell me right now. 1699 00:38:37,284 --> 00:38:38,980 What are your intentions? 1700 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,766 Boom. That is how you deliver 1701 00:38:40,806 --> 00:38:41,980 a Captain Kirk line. 1702 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,980 It's bold and cocky. 1703 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:44,980 Let's go, Carol. 1704 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,980 We have business to attend to. 1705 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:47,980 The business of love. 1706 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,118 You're not taking 1707 00:38:49,158 --> 00:38:49,980 her anywhere. 1708 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:50,712 There's a chance 1709 00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:51,980 I've been flooding this room 1710 00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:52,786 with natural gas 1711 00:38:52,826 --> 00:38:53,980 for the last 12 minutes. 1712 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:54,825 Either of you 1713 00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:55,980 take another step, 1714 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,571 and maybe I'm gonna 1715 00:38:57,611 --> 00:38:58,980 blow you to hell. 1716 00:38:59,020 --> 00:38:59,980 Carol, let's go. 1717 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,914 Stay with us. 1718 00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:01,980 He's dangerous. 1719 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:02,634 I don't know which way 1720 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:02,980 the exit is. 1721 00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:04,986 I came in with a black bag 1722 00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:05,980 over my head. 1723 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,980 Left. 1724 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,980 Is that my left or your left? 1725 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:10,980 I don't have a left, Carol. 1726 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:12,980 It's your left. 1727 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:13,575 -[softly] It's that way? Okay. 1728 00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:13,980 -Tell your superiors, 1729 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,008 no more mucking about, 1730 00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:15,980 no more interference. 1731 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,980 This is your last warning. 1732 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,555 -Carol, car's waiting. 1733 00:39:19,595 --> 00:39:19,980 -Okay. 1734 00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,986 You're making a mistake, 1735 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:22,980 Miss Peters. 1736 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,273 So, we're just gonna 1737 00:39:24,313 --> 00:39:24,980 let her go? 1738 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,212 -I guess. I mean, we're not 1739 00:39:26,252 --> 00:39:26,534 supposed to move. 1740 00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:26,980 -[door opens] 1741 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:27,647 Do you think that natural gas 1742 00:39:27,687 --> 00:39:27,980 thing was real? 1743 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:28,361 -[door closes] 1744 00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,781 -You'd smell it, right? 1745 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,306 There's like 1746 00:39:30,346 --> 00:39:30,980 a little indicator smell? 1747 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,619 -I'm just gonna go. 1748 00:39:31,659 --> 00:39:31,980 -All right. 1749 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:32,980 [Si imitating gas hissing] 1750 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:33,580 You are clearly making 1751 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:33,980 a sound of gas. 1752 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:34,980 Gas explosion! 1753 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,980 Oh, he said it, so let's... 1754 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:37,433 He just said, 1755 00:39:37,473 --> 00:39:37,980 "Gas explosion." 1756 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,000 Doesn't... 1757 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,420 [Si] You ready to make 1758 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,980 things right with George? 1759 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,948 [Carol] Look, should I be 1760 00:39:47,988 --> 00:39:48,980 more freaked out about you? 1761 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,275 I mean, more freaked out 1762 00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:52,980 than I already am. 1763 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:53,584 I mean, 1764 00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,980 the government's involved... 1765 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:56,706 I think your intentions 1766 00:39:56,746 --> 00:39:56,980 are good, 1767 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:57,931 but I don't know, 1768 00:39:57,971 --> 00:39:58,980 it's a lot to take. 1769 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,183 You can be worried 1770 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:00,980 if you want. 1771 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:01,961 But what you should 1772 00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:02,980 be thinking about is 1773 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:03,467 what are you going to say 1774 00:40:03,507 --> 00:40:03,980 to George when you see him? 1775 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,980 [sighs] George, yeah. 1776 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:07,918 So, we're headed back 1777 00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:08,980 to his house, aren't we? 1778 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,647 No. He's at 1779 00:40:09,687 --> 00:40:10,980 the grocery store now. 1780 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:11,959 I figured you'll bump 1781 00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:12,980 into him accidentally. 1782 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,640 Maybe in the produce aisle. 1783 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,582 He'll drop his avocados. 1784 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:15,980 You'll bend down 1785 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,352 -and pick them up for him. 1786 00:40:17,392 --> 00:40:17,980 -Oh, my God. 1787 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,980 You'll have a meet-cute, 1788 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:20,528 you know, 1789 00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:22,008 like they do in romcoms. 1790 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 George. 1791 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,980 [Carol chuckles] 1792 00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,118 Well, he's always 1793 00:40:28,158 --> 00:40:29,000 loved cheese. 1794 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,080 [Si] Here we are. 1795 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,335 [Si on TV] 1796 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:37,455 Don't give up now. 1797 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,980 You've come so far. 1798 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:39,980 Go for it. 1799 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,527 Smash the competition 1800 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:42,980 with Slimtunity Pro. 1801 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,640 [whispers] Please be quiet. 1802 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 [exhales] 1803 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,367 [woman] What do you think 1804 00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:49,067 about this? 1805 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000 I need 20. 1806 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000 [exhales] 1807 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,500 George. 1808 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,980 Oh, my God. Carol? 1809 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,296 What a coincidence! 1810 00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:15,980 How crazy? 1811 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:16,980 You look amazing. 1812 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,980 Oh, I'm weirdly overdressed. 1813 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:20,980 I mean... 1814 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:21,980 I was suddenly, um, 1815 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,043 whisked away 1816 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,980 to a government event, 1817 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,980 and then I had to, uh, 1818 00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,853 pick up my individual packet 1819 00:41:29,893 --> 00:41:30,980 of almond butter. 1820 00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:31,980 So, how are you? 1821 00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,700 I'm good. Real good. 1822 00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,980 What about you? 1823 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:37,018 Yeah, I'm good, too, you know. 1824 00:41:37,058 --> 00:41:38,980 Just shopping here, you know. 1825 00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,334 I needed garbage bags, 1826 00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:41,980 so, that's pretty exciting. 1827 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,390 I'm gonna get 1828 00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:42,980 the two-ply though, 1829 00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:43,980 'cause I don't need three-ply. 1830 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:44,720 What am I, a Rockefeller? 1831 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:44,980 You know? 1832 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,980 [both laugh] 1833 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,980 Yeah. 1834 00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:48,297 What else 1835 00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:48,980 have you been up to? 1836 00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,420 I'm sure it can't all 1837 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,980 be garbage bag related. 1838 00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:53,980 Oh, no, no. Um... 1839 00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,580 You know, I just, 1840 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:55,801 I've been good. 1841 00:41:55,841 --> 00:41:56,980 I'm going to Ireland. 1842 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:57,980 Oh, my God! When? 1843 00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,081 Well, I'm leaving 1844 00:41:59,121 --> 00:41:59,980 in three days. 1845 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,542 And I'll be there for, like, 1846 00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:02,980 at least a year, you know? 1847 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,980 I got the fellowship. 1848 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:04,980 Oh, my God. You got it. 1849 00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,698 How does, "distinguished 1850 00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:07,980 visiting professor 1851 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:08,980 of creative writing 1852 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,330 at Trinity College in... 1853 00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:11,448 [in Irish accent] 1854 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,980 ...Dublin, Ireland" sound? 1855 00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:13,725 -It sounds great. 1856 00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:13,980 -Yeah? 1857 00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:14,980 And super pretentious. 1858 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,980 Yeah? [laughs] 1859 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,980 It's the accent. 1860 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,929 I remember when you were 1861 00:42:19,969 --> 00:42:20,807 applying for that position, 1862 00:42:20,847 --> 00:42:20,980 so... 1863 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:21,980 [George] Yeah. 1864 00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:22,980 Wow. And you love Guinness. 1865 00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:23,980 I love Guinness. 1866 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,075 I mean, you better 1867 00:42:25,115 --> 00:42:25,980 be celebrating. 1868 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:26,980 [George] Yeah, no, totally. 1869 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,072 I mean, I was planning on 1870 00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:28,980 drinking a, you know, 1871 00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,958 reasonable amount 1872 00:42:29,998 --> 00:42:30,980 of Sauvignon blanc 1873 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,036 and, you know, 1874 00:42:32,076 --> 00:42:33,980 some gluten-free pretzels. 1875 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:34,980 Oh! 1876 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,980 Are you gluten intolerant now? 1877 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:37,980 Oh, no, no, no. Just... 1878 00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:38,980 Just in case, you know? 1879 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:39,980 Better safe. 1880 00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:41,980 Better safe than coeliac. 1881 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:42,556 [laughing] 1882 00:42:42,596 --> 00:42:43,980 That's what I always say. 1883 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,785 You know, I don't know that 1884 00:42:45,825 --> 00:42:46,171 that really counts 1885 00:42:46,211 --> 00:42:47,231 as a celebration. 1886 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,661 I should take you out 1887 00:42:48,701 --> 00:42:49,301 to dinner, 1888 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,314 or, you know, 1889 00:42:50,354 --> 00:42:51,914 grab a drink or something. 1890 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,395 Just to get you ready for 1891 00:42:53,435 --> 00:42:54,980 the pubs you know? I mean... 1892 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:55,760 I'm not saying 1893 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,980 the Irish drink a lot, 1894 00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,235 but they're... They're kind of 1895 00:42:58,275 --> 00:42:59,355 boozehounds, so... 1896 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,980 That's really sweet. 1897 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,160 But I'm gonna pass. 1898 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,980 Sorry. 1899 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,980 Oh, sure. 1900 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,980 Yeah, I get it. 1901 00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,049 -I get it, it's... 1902 00:43:13,089 --> 00:43:13,980 -Hey, it was... 1903 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,980 It was great to see you. 1904 00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:16,980 Great to see you, too. 1905 00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,980 I was really... 1906 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,980 You look really happy. 1907 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:21,986 -Yeah. Yeah, you too. 1908 00:43:22,026 --> 00:43:22,637 -It was great to bump 1909 00:43:22,677 --> 00:43:22,980 into you. 1910 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,413 -Yeah, you too. 1911 00:43:24,453 --> 00:43:24,980 -Yeah. 1912 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:25,914 -Best wishes. 1913 00:43:25,954 --> 00:43:26,980 -Yeah, you too. 1914 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,000 [George sighs] 1915 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,295 [Carol] Uh, congratulations 1916 00:43:30,335 --> 00:43:30,980 on everything. 1917 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,000 Thanks. 1918 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,980 [Carol] Oh. 1919 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,980 They only had the small carts. 1920 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,980 You're tall. 1921 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,272 Hey, don't let 'em scan you 1922 00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:39,475 at the checkout 1923 00:43:39,515 --> 00:43:40,415 on the way out. 1924 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,980 Oh! [laughs] 1925 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,000 'Cause I look like a barcode. 1926 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000 [sighs] 1927 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,636 -[Si] Where do you think 1928 00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:51,819 you're going? 1929 00:43:51,859 --> 00:43:51,980 -[gasps] 1930 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:52,980 Get back in there. 1931 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:54,980 [sighs] 1932 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:55,980 Oh, my God. Get out of here. 1933 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,113 Don't give up now. 1934 00:43:57,153 --> 00:43:58,980 You've come so far. Go for it. 1935 00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,986 Don't live with regrets. 1936 00:44:01,026 --> 00:44:01,980 Be a winner. 1937 00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,907 I freaked him out. 1938 00:44:02,947 --> 00:44:03,980 I freaked myself out. 1939 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,100 I'm gonna go home. 1940 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,377 I don't think 1941 00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:06,980 you freaked him out. 1942 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:07,935 Did you see the way 1943 00:44:07,975 --> 00:44:08,980 he touched your hair? 1944 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,133 No, I got kinda rattled 1945 00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:10,980 when he did that. 1946 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,749 Carol, George leaves 1947 00:44:12,789 --> 00:44:13,980 in three days. 1948 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,514 -This is your last chance. 1949 00:44:15,554 --> 00:44:16,054 -[sighs] 1950 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,980 Okay, I'll try. 1951 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:18,980 Don't leave the almond butter. 1952 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,460 I will pay for it later. 1953 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,980 Don't be a litterbug. 1954 00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:22,980 You're not helping right now. 1955 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,271 Don't give up now. 1956 00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:24,980 Go for it. 1957 00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:27,037 Smash the competition 1958 00:44:27,077 --> 00:44:28,980 with Slimtunity Pro. 1959 00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:30,766 Back off, lady, it's garbage. 1960 00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:31,980 30 grams of protein? 1961 00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,980 It's impossible. 1962 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,000 [exhales] 1963 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,980 [sighs] 1964 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:45,980 It's for a friend. 1965 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,980 [both chuckle] 1966 00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:48,980 I don't mean to, you know, 1967 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,115 barge in again on you. 1968 00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:51,980 I just... 1969 00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:52,980 I wanted to tell you... 1970 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,349 it just felt like I, 1971 00:44:54,389 --> 00:44:55,980 kind of, weirded you out 1972 00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:57,171 in the other aisle, 1973 00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:57,980 and I just... 1974 00:44:58,020 --> 00:44:59,205 I want to let you know 1975 00:44:59,245 --> 00:44:59,980 that I was not 1976 00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,980 asking you out on a date... 1977 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:03,324 that I know that, 1978 00:45:03,364 --> 00:45:05,000 I just know, and I... 1979 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,492 I can't, 1980 00:45:06,532 --> 00:45:07,980 and I wouldn't do that. 1981 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:08,980 I just thought that 1982 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:09,961 two people who know 1983 00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:10,980 each other very well 1984 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:11,900 and they haven't seen 1985 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,980 each other in a long time 1986 00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,980 maybe could catch up again 1987 00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:15,545 because one of them 1988 00:45:15,585 --> 00:45:15,980 is moving away. 1989 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,274 But then I made it 1990 00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,980 very confusing and weird 1991 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,485 and I just wanted 1992 00:45:20,525 --> 00:45:22,000 to say I'm sorry. 1993 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 So, not a date? 1994 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,174 -No, not even slightly a date. 1995 00:45:29,214 --> 00:45:29,980 -[chuckles] 1996 00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:31,980 I mean, more like, I mean, 1997 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:32,232 at best, 1998 00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:32,980 like a business meeting. 1999 00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,661 -Like two acquaintances... 2000 00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:35,201 -Yes. 2001 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,767 ...just catching up 2002 00:45:36,807 --> 00:45:37,980 in a business casual setting? 2003 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,880 I could bring, uh, pie charts 2004 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,980 and spreadsheets. 2005 00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:42,201 We could talk about 2006 00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:43,980 fourth quarter hubbity-hubb? 2007 00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:44,660 -[both chuckle] 2008 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,980 -Uh, could we do office talk? 2009 00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:46,785 Working hard 2010 00:45:46,825 --> 00:45:47,980 or hardly working? 2011 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,980 Aw! Is it Friday yet? 2012 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:50,980 [laughs] Mondays, huh? 2013 00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,867 Cashing cheques 2014 00:45:51,907 --> 00:45:52,980 and breaking necks. 2015 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,980 Was your business the mob? 2016 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:55,765 Take it easy. Hey, 2017 00:45:55,805 --> 00:45:56,980 if it's easy, take it twice. 2018 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,986 [laughs] I don't recognize 2019 00:45:59,026 --> 00:45:59,980 any of yours. 2020 00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,980 You know what, let's do it. 2021 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,686 -Yeah? Okay. 2022 00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:02,980 -Yeah, why not, right? 2023 00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:04,980 Okay, I'll pick you up. 2024 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,980 Oh, you're gonna pick me up? 2025 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,980 Huh. Maybe I am a Rockefeller. 2026 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:10,980 What time? 2027 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,980 -Seven o'clock. 2028 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,980 That's business appropriate. 2029 00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:14,650 -I thought so. 2030 00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:15,980 -Now, if you'll excuse me... 2031 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,401 I'm gonna go look for the 2032 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,980 travel size shampoo section. 2033 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:19,980 See you tonight. 2034 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,387 Treat yourself 2035 00:46:21,427 --> 00:46:23,000 to a brand name. 2036 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 [chuckles] 2037 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 [sighs] 2038 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,451 [Si on speakers] 2039 00:46:36,491 --> 00:46:36,980 Carol, you did it! 2040 00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:38,334 -You're victorious in love. 2041 00:46:38,374 --> 00:46:38,980 -[both laugh] 2042 00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,184 Winner winner, 2043 00:46:40,224 --> 00:46:41,980 chicken dinner. Yeah! 2044 00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:43,980 I'm so proud of you. 2045 00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:44,849 I mean, that was better 2046 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:45,980 than I ever could've imagined. 2047 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:46,523 -Don't. 2048 00:46:46,563 --> 00:46:47,980 -I mean, who cares? 2049 00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:48,980 Dance with me. 2050 00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:49,612 This is how 2051 00:46:49,652 --> 00:46:50,980 humans celebrate, right? 2052 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:52,980 [upbeat music plays] 2053 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:55,440 -We're going on a non-date! 2054 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:55,980 -Yeah! 2055 00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:56,426 -Oh! 2056 00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:58,980 -That's it. [whooping] 2057 00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:00,273 Is this what Beyonce 2058 00:47:00,313 --> 00:47:00,980 feels like? 2059 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:02,224 -Here you go! 2060 00:47:02,264 --> 00:47:02,980 -[gasps] 2061 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,000 [laughs] 2062 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,860 -[exclaims] 2063 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,980 -[music stops] 2064 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:11,686 We should go 2065 00:47:11,726 --> 00:47:12,980 before George sees us. 2066 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:13,957 George is sniffing 2067 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:14,980 garbage bags again. 2068 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,639 [Carol] Was I nervous? Yes, 2069 00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:17,522 I was a little nervous 2070 00:47:17,562 --> 00:47:17,980 going in. 2071 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:18,980 But I think it went really... 2072 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:19,415 It seemed to go 2073 00:47:19,455 --> 00:47:19,980 really, really well. 2074 00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,980 Sure did. 2075 00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,640 You're almost irresistible. 2076 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,067 You're just missing 2077 00:47:25,107 --> 00:47:26,067 one final piece. 2078 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,280 [Carol] Oh, my God. 2079 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,980 I love this neighborhood. 2080 00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:31,980 What are we doing here? 2081 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,804 This is your new house. 2082 00:47:33,844 --> 00:47:34,980 Casa de Carol. 2083 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:35,980 What? 2084 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,704 No, I can't... 2085 00:47:36,744 --> 00:47:37,980 I can't afford this new... 2086 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:39,317 Oh, my God. Did you buy me 2087 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:39,980 a house here? 2088 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,785 If you consider a penthouse 2089 00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:42,980 a house, then yes. 2090 00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:44,000 I do. 2091 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,899 Oh, my God. There's a man 2092 00:47:45,939 --> 00:47:46,980 walking right toward the car. 2093 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,123 Hello, Miss Peters, 2094 00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:49,980 I'm Victor, your house manager. 2095 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,980 Hi, there, Victor. 2096 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,980 Welcome to your new apartment. 2097 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,137 -[both chuckle] 2098 00:47:54,177 --> 00:47:54,980 -Thank you. 2099 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,319 [Victor] I have to say, 2100 00:47:56,359 --> 00:47:56,980 Miss Peters, 2101 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,826 your team really 2102 00:47:57,866 --> 00:47:58,980 had us hustling today. 2103 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:00,804 I hope you will approve 2104 00:48:00,844 --> 00:48:01,980 of our efforts. 2105 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,319 Oh, I'm sure you've done 2106 00:48:03,359 --> 00:48:03,980 a great job. 2107 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,000 Holy moly! [gasps] 2108 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Oh, my... 2109 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,980 This place is amazing. 2110 00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,980 Certainly is. 2111 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:13,502 And we've stocked 2112 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:14,502 the refrigerator 2113 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,358 and the pantry 2114 00:48:15,398 --> 00:48:15,980 to your specifications. 2115 00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:17,039 And the nice people 2116 00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:17,980 from the boutique 2117 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,820 came to organize your closets. 2118 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,620 And as your team requested, 2119 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,510 we have integrated 2120 00:48:22,550 --> 00:48:22,980 the entire space 2121 00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:23,515 with all 2122 00:48:23,555 --> 00:48:24,980 the latest technology. 2123 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:25,826 It also includes 2124 00:48:25,866 --> 00:48:26,980 the largest television 2125 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:27,647 I've ever had 2126 00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:28,980 the displeasure of moving. 2127 00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,914 Just kidding. 2128 00:48:29,954 --> 00:48:30,980 But not really. 2129 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:31,980 It's very heavy, but I'm sure 2130 00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,171 the picture quality 2131 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:33,980 is wonderful. 2132 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,980 Yeah, it's quite overwhelming. 2133 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,156 If there's anything else 2134 00:48:37,196 --> 00:48:37,980 I can do for you, 2135 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,195 you just don't hesitate 2136 00:48:39,235 --> 00:48:39,980 to let me know. 2137 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,160 My information has been put 2138 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:41,980 into your contacts. 2139 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:42,980 Your team saw to that. 2140 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:43,612 -[chuckles] 2141 00:48:43,652 --> 00:48:44,980 -And I have no idea how. 2142 00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,318 And it's not creepy. 2143 00:48:46,358 --> 00:48:46,980 It's fine. 2144 00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:47,989 It's the new way 2145 00:48:48,029 --> 00:48:48,980 of doing things. 2146 00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:49,468 So, please don't 2147 00:48:49,508 --> 00:48:49,980 hesitate to call. 2148 00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:51,980 -Okay. 2149 00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:52,641 -Have a nice day. 2150 00:48:52,681 --> 00:48:52,980 -You too. 2151 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,505 -Thank you, Victor. 2152 00:48:54,545 --> 00:48:54,980 -Okay. 2153 00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:56,137 -Wonderful job. 2154 00:48:56,177 --> 00:48:57,000 -Thank you. 2155 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,980 When did you do all of this? 2156 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:11,338 [Si] Today. 2157 00:49:11,378 --> 00:49:11,980 While you were getting 2158 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:13,980 primped and black-bagged. 2159 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:14,452 I will say this 2160 00:49:14,492 --> 00:49:14,980 about you humans, 2161 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,360 with enough motivation 2162 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,000 and money, 2163 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,980 you can do just about anything 2164 00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:19,720 -in a couple of hours. 2165 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:19,980 -[gasps] 2166 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:22,000 [seagulls cawing] 2167 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 This is... 2168 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 This is amazing. 2169 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,980 This is a beautiful apartment, 2170 00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,065 but I don't... 2171 00:49:33,105 --> 00:49:35,000 I don't need any of this. 2172 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,614 But won't the apartment, 2173 00:49:36,654 --> 00:49:36,677 and the money, 2174 00:49:36,717 --> 00:49:36,980 and the clothes... 2175 00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,103 make you more attractive 2176 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,000 to George? 2177 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,980 No, the George I remember, 2178 00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:44,202 he doesn't care 2179 00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:45,980 about fancy apartments 2180 00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,980 or expensive shoes. 2181 00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:50,980 I don't quite understand. 2182 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,916 Perhaps you're more complex 2183 00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:53,980 than I thought. 2184 00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,980 Is that a compliment? 2185 00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,105 Hey, you don't wanna be late 2186 00:49:57,145 --> 00:49:57,980 for your reservations. 2187 00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,120 You get cleaned up, and maybe 2188 00:49:59,160 --> 00:49:59,980 put on something nice. 2189 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,980 All right. 2190 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:02,843 Maybe I'll wear 2191 00:50:02,883 --> 00:50:03,980 that new blue dress. 2192 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:04,522 Judging by the history 2193 00:50:04,562 --> 00:50:04,980 of your lovemaking, 2194 00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:05,785 George can't 2195 00:50:05,825 --> 00:50:06,980 resist you in red. 2196 00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,599 Red's probably more 2197 00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,980 business casual appropriate, 2198 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,580 so, I'll wear the red one. 2199 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,980 [crackling] 2200 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,480 [General Gomez] This facility 2201 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,980 is now in full data lock-down. 2202 00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,980 We're off the grid and secure. 2203 00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,980 Director Tyson? 2204 00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:38,485 [Director Tyson] 2205 00:50:38,525 --> 00:50:38,980 Madam President, 2206 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:39,920 after analyzing 2207 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,980 various strategic 2208 00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:41,980 yet challenging scenarios, 2209 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,279 we still believe 2210 00:50:43,319 --> 00:50:44,980 that Operation Sahara 2211 00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:47,000 is our best course of action. 2212 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,903 So, aside from this plan 2213 00:50:48,943 --> 00:50:49,980 being impossible to execute, 2214 00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,038 you're not even sure 2215 00:50:51,078 --> 00:50:52,158 that it will work? 2216 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,980 Uh, Madam President? Um... 2217 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:55,980 So far, this is the only plan 2218 00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:56,571 [chuckles] 2219 00:50:56,611 --> 00:50:57,980 That will remotely work. 2220 00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:58,980 I'm sorry, who are you? 2221 00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,980 This is, uh, Dennis Caruso. 2222 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,340 He's the AI researcher 2223 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,575 who first made contact 2224 00:51:03,615 --> 00:51:03,980 with the entity 2225 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,980 and identified the threat. 2226 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:07,043 [laughs] Hi, 2227 00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,980 Madam President. Uh... 2228 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:11,980 Big fan. Big, big fan. 2229 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,980 Thank you for your support. 2230 00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:14,861 We've analyzed 2231 00:51:14,901 --> 00:51:15,325 every contingency, 2232 00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:15,980 Madam President. 2233 00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,980 And confidence is high 2234 00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,404 that this is the only plan 2235 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,184 that stands a chance in hell. 2236 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,779 To my colleagues 2237 00:51:22,819 --> 00:51:23,980 in the global community, 2238 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:24,881 both here 2239 00:51:24,921 --> 00:51:26,980 and around the world, 2240 00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:27,834 I still prefer 2241 00:51:27,874 --> 00:51:28,980 a flip phone, so... 2242 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:29,693 someone is going 2243 00:51:29,733 --> 00:51:30,980 to have to explain this to me 2244 00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:31,980 like I'm the relic that I am. 2245 00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:33,980 [trills lips] 2246 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:34,340 Nope, nope, 2247 00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:34,980 not gonna have that. 2248 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,801 You are not anything close 2249 00:51:36,841 --> 00:51:37,980 to a relic, okay? 2250 00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,201 You are more like 2251 00:51:39,241 --> 00:51:40,980 a classic bottle of wine. 2252 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,980 Vintage. 2253 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:43,525 You know, the outside 2254 00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:44,645 may be dusty but... 2255 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,507 Do you mind? Would you 2256 00:51:45,547 --> 00:51:45,980 just get on with it? 2257 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,980 [Dennis] Yes. 2258 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:48,854 I have never done 2259 00:51:48,894 --> 00:51:49,291 a presentation before, 2260 00:51:49,331 --> 00:51:49,980 so forgive my nerves. 2261 00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:50,738 I'm, you know, 2262 00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:51,980 this is my first, uh... 2263 00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,980 Just gonna have a bit of... 2264 00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,280 Ooh. That's too much. 2265 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:57,980 Okay. Um... 2266 00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,120 Gonna take this cardigan off, 2267 00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,980 'cause it's... [sighs] 2268 00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,036 My badge. Are you guys having 2269 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,636 problems with your badges? 2270 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,854 'Cause it's, like, 2271 00:52:03,894 --> 00:52:05,274 mine keeps falling off. 2272 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,380 Made in China. [laughs] 2273 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,980 [whispers] Sorry. 2274 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:11,980 Sorry about that. 2275 00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:14,094 Okay, without further ado, 2276 00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:14,980 ma'am, sir, 2277 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:15,468 I present to you 2278 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:15,980 Operation Sahara. 2279 00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,627 Now, starting in China, 2280 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:18,980 we would disconnect 2281 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:19,960 or destroy all power 2282 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,980 and data connections. 2283 00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:21,960 Now, over the course 2284 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,980 of the next two days, 2285 00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:24,980 we will blackout the globe, 2286 00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:25,650 and bottleneck 2287 00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:26,980 the Artificial Intelligence. 2288 00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,078 Until the entity's only option 2289 00:52:29,118 --> 00:52:29,980 is to inhabit 2290 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,437 this data center 2291 00:52:31,477 --> 00:52:33,980 on the outskirts of Seattle. 2292 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,372 We will sever connections 2293 00:52:35,412 --> 00:52:36,980 and the AI will be sandboxed. 2294 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:37,758 Contained in 2295 00:52:37,798 --> 00:52:38,980 a highly controlled 2296 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,372 and restricted 2297 00:52:39,412 --> 00:52:39,980 operating environment. 2298 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:41,064 What about the news? 2299 00:52:41,104 --> 00:52:41,980 The social media? 2300 00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:42,921 As soon as 2301 00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:43,737 these blackouts start, 2302 00:52:43,777 --> 00:52:44,980 people are gonna panic. 2303 00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:45,803 Our space agency 2304 00:52:45,843 --> 00:52:46,980 is drafting a statement 2305 00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:48,160 about a massive solar flare 2306 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:48,980 hitting the planet. 2307 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,536 If the world thinks 2308 00:52:50,576 --> 00:52:52,980 they've temporarily lost power 2309 00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:54,980 because of solar radiation, 2310 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:55,750 there will be 2311 00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:56,980 less chance of panic. 2312 00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:57,896 And we're working with 2313 00:52:57,936 --> 00:52:58,980 every social media network 2314 00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,657 to push false narratives 2315 00:53:00,697 --> 00:53:01,980 and distractions... 2316 00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,455 But we are confident that 2317 00:53:03,495 --> 00:53:05,055 we can mitigate any alarm. 2318 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,330 Well, on the bright side, 2319 00:53:08,358 --> 00:53:08,980 to get a new phone. 2320 00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:09,020 I don't have 2321 00:53:09,021 --> 00:53:11,000 [laughing] 2322 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,980 Uh... [clears throat] 2323 00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:15,385 On behalf of 2324 00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:15,980 the United States, 2325 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:16,704 General Gomez, 2326 00:53:16,744 --> 00:53:17,980 you have the green light. 2327 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,000 Good luck and Godspeed. 2328 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,980 [mouthing] 2329 00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:23,980 Thank you, ma'am. 2330 00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:25,980 [clears throat] Let's go. 2331 00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,460 [Director Tyson] Dennis? 2332 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000 Mmm? Yeah. 2333 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,401 Madam President, 2334 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:31,761 can I just say that... 2335 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:32,480 -[Director Tyson] Dennis? 2336 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:32,757 -[Dennis] Oh, you want me 2337 00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:32,980 to go with you? 2338 00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:33,980 Uh... 2339 00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:34,961 It's been a... 2340 00:53:35,001 --> 00:53:36,980 That's not appropriate. Um... 2341 00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,501 It's been a pleasure, 2342 00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:37,980 uh, Madam President. 2343 00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,542 Just wanted to say that, uh, 2344 00:53:39,582 --> 00:53:40,980 this blue and your eyes... 2345 00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:42,655 I mean, like, United Kingdom's 2346 00:53:42,695 --> 00:53:43,980 giving you a harsh blue, 2347 00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:45,095 and you're giving me something 2348 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:45,980 softer that I think is... 2349 00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:47,336 -[Director Tyson] Dennis? 2350 00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:48,096 -Yeah, okay. 2351 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,917 Oh, that's not 2352 00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:11,980 business casual! 2353 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:12,989 Ugh! I gotta put 2354 00:54:13,029 --> 00:54:13,980 a jacket on now. 2355 00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:14,652 Well, I... 2356 00:54:14,692 --> 00:54:15,980 I'm way overdressed. 2357 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,980 I packed all my belts! 2358 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,205 You know, if it helps, 2359 00:54:19,245 --> 00:54:19,980 I could, like, 2360 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,422 tear my sleeve 2361 00:54:21,462 --> 00:54:23,980 or roll around in gravel. 2362 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,424 Had a T-shirt on before. 2363 00:54:25,464 --> 00:54:26,980 I, uh, worried about this. 2364 00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:29,000 Oh, my God. 2365 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,827 Your magic coffee maker. 2366 00:54:31,867 --> 00:54:32,980 I got you this. 2367 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:33,572 Yeah, I'm not taking 2368 00:54:33,612 --> 00:54:34,452 the coffeepot. 2369 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,854 They got all those 2370 00:54:35,894 --> 00:54:37,274 weird plugs over there. 2371 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,076 You know, plus, 2372 00:54:39,116 --> 00:54:40,980 they only drink tea, so... 2373 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:42,819 I mean, tea is just really, 2374 00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:43,980 kind of dirt and water... 2375 00:54:43,276 --> 00:54:44,020 you know, 2376 00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:44,980 Yeah, exactly. 2377 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:47,000 ...mixed together. [chuckles] 2378 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,706 Really leaving in three days, 2379 00:54:48,746 --> 00:54:48,980 aren't you? 2380 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:49,735 Yep, well, two, 2381 00:54:49,775 --> 00:54:50,980 if you don't count today. 2382 00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,073 Last Friday, 2383 00:54:52,113 --> 00:54:52,618 I went to the airport 2384 00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:53,980 thinking it was this Friday. 2385 00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:54,980 I'm losing my mind. 2386 00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:56,980 You also love airports, so... 2387 00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:57,980 It's a gateway to the world, 2388 00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:58,867 and the gateway 2389 00:54:58,907 --> 00:54:59,980 to the imagination. 2390 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:00,980 [laughs] 2391 00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:01,980 You look beautiful. 2392 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,980 Oh. This? 2393 00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:04,980 This was, like, on some kind 2394 00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:05,887 of crazy sale, 2395 00:55:05,927 --> 00:55:06,980 like, you know... 2396 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,980 it was practically free. 2397 00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,514 I'll probably throw it away 2398 00:55:09,554 --> 00:55:10,980 after dinner or something. 2399 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,160 You look nice, too. 2400 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,179 -[cell phone chiming] 2401 00:55:14,219 --> 00:55:15,059 -Oh! That's... 2402 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,980 That's me. 2403 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,422 I had a friend 2404 00:55:18,462 --> 00:55:20,980 help get a reservation... 2405 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:23,000 [George] Where are we going? 2406 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:24,260 To a very 2407 00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:24,980 significant restaurant. 2408 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,456 -Oh. Significant restaurant? 2409 00:55:27,496 --> 00:55:27,980 -Yeah. 2410 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:28,836 Since when do you go 2411 00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:29,980 to significant restaurants? 2412 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:30,980 I'm a very classy lady. 2413 00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:33,000 You were always a classy lady. 2414 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,980 [clicks tongue] 2415 00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:35,980 I have to lock the door. 2416 00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,000 Oh, yeah, sorry. 2417 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,980 Wow, this is so cool. 2418 00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:41,735 I don't know 2419 00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:42,980 anything about cars, 2420 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:43,306 but I think 2421 00:55:43,346 --> 00:55:43,980 it's a really nice car. 2422 00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:45,792 Yeah, it just kinda 2423 00:55:45,832 --> 00:55:47,980 does things sometime... 2424 00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,184 -Should we go? 2425 00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:51,000 -Yes. Yes, we should. 2426 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:52,602 -And we will. 2427 00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:53,142 -[beeps] 2428 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,980 Car on. 2429 00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:56,000 [beeps] 2430 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:57,346 Do you not know 2431 00:55:57,386 --> 00:55:57,980 how to start your own car? 2432 00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:59,152 [chuckles] Of course, 2433 00:55:59,192 --> 00:55:59,980 of course I do. 2434 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,372 I just really enjoy using 2435 00:56:01,412 --> 00:56:02,980 the voice-activated features. 2436 00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:04,000 Car on. 2437 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:05,980 I wish I could say, 2438 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:06,650 "Come on, Car. 2439 00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:07,980 Help me out here." [laughs] 2440 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:08,980 [beeping] 2441 00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:10,980 Ignite engine. 2442 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,980 Car on. Activate. 2443 00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:14,980 Ignition. Ignition. Ignition. 2444 00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:16,534 Sure you doing it right? 2445 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,000 Car on. 2446 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,058 Oh! [chuckles] 2447 00:56:19,098 --> 00:56:21,000 I guess my car likes you. 2448 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,980 Maybe we should get going? 2449 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,011 -[both exclaiming] 2450 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,071 -[engine revving] 2451 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,980 [chuckles] Mas O Menos? 2452 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:43,980 Hilarious. 2453 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,000 Right. Remember? 2454 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,457 -Yeah, I remember. 2455 00:56:46,497 --> 00:56:46,980 -For our first date. 2456 00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:48,174 Remember, we had to share 2457 00:56:48,214 --> 00:56:48,980 a plate of tacos, 2458 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:49,434 'cause we were 2459 00:56:49,474 --> 00:56:49,980 completely broke. 2460 00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:51,248 'Cause we were so broke. 2461 00:56:51,288 --> 00:56:51,980 Totally broke. 2462 00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,754 [laughs] Okay, significant 2463 00:56:54,794 --> 00:56:56,980 restaurant. I get it. 2464 00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:58,980 I just thought it would maybe 2465 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,980 be funny or ironic, you know? 2466 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,394 To come... To come here 2467 00:57:02,434 --> 00:57:03,980 for our business casual... 2468 00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,980 non-date outing. 2469 00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:07,446 -Yeah, it's ironic. 2470 00:57:07,486 --> 00:57:08,000 -Right? 2471 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:09,980 [chuckles] 2472 00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:11,593 -Yeah, let's go see it. 2473 00:57:11,633 --> 00:57:13,000 -Yeah, let's see it. 2474 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 [whispers] Nice one. 2475 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,869 So, my wife she tells me, 2476 00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:32,980 "No, wear this. It looks good." 2477 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:33,980 And I said, "It does." 2478 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:34,906 -Here it is. 2479 00:57:34,946 --> 00:57:35,980 -Yep. [laughs] 2480 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:36,620 She's very knowledgeable 2481 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:36,980 about fashion. 2482 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:37,983 -Oh, hello. 2483 00:57:38,023 --> 00:57:38,980 -Hi, there. 2484 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,228 Um, I think we have 2485 00:57:40,268 --> 00:57:41,980 a reservation under Peters? 2486 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:42,980 Oh, Miss Peters! 2487 00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:43,980 [speaking Spanish] 2488 00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:45,711 We are so happy to have you 2489 00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:46,980 back at Mas O Menos. 2490 00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:48,213 And Mr. Churchill, 2491 00:57:48,253 --> 00:57:49,980 welcome, senor, welcome. 2492 00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:50,628 -Come, come with me. 2493 00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:50,980 -Thank you. 2494 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,980 [speaking Spanish] 2495 00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:53,565 I had to put both of our names 2496 00:57:53,605 --> 00:57:53,980 down to get the table. 2497 00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:54,810 -Pulling us. 2498 00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:55,980 -He's pulling us. 2499 00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:57,980 Oh! [chuckles] 2500 00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:59,980 The table's that way? 2501 00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:00,980 [speaking Spanish] 2502 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:01,980 No, no, no. 2503 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,103 Oh, no, this is not 2504 00:58:03,143 --> 00:58:03,980 a dancing date. 2505 00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:04,966 -This is not a dancing date. 2506 00:58:05,006 --> 00:58:05,980 -We're doing business casual. 2507 00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:07,018 This is business. 2508 00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:07,980 Business casual. 2509 00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,980 Dancers all for you. 2510 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:10,706 The musician is for you 2511 00:58:10,746 --> 00:58:10,980 to dance. 2512 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,038 Okay. I don't think he's gonna 2513 00:58:12,078 --> 00:58:13,698 let us eat unless we dance. 2514 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,647 Oh, no, that's okay, 2515 00:58:14,687 --> 00:58:14,980 thank you. 2516 00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:15,740 So, I'm starving, 2517 00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:16,980 so let's just do this, okay? 2518 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:17,980 [laughs] Okay. 2519 00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:19,980 [music continues] 2520 00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:20,942 You know what, 2521 00:58:20,982 --> 00:58:23,000 I'm overdressed. That's on me. 2522 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,980 [George] Um... 2523 00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:26,224 [Carol] 2524 00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:27,584 Is he dancing with us? 2525 00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:27,999 -[Carol] Yeah. 2526 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000 -Should we try to go that way? 2527 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,980 Just casually... 2528 00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:30,460 [George] All right, 2529 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:30,980 we're going this way. 2530 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:33,605 -Let's try this way. 2531 00:58:33,645 --> 00:58:33,980 -He's quick. 2532 00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:34,980 He's watching us like a hawk. 2533 00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:35,985 We'll go this way. 2534 00:58:36,025 --> 00:58:36,980 Let's go this way. 2535 00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:37,619 [restaurant manager 2536 00:58:37,659 --> 00:58:37,980 [exclaiming] 2537 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:38,980 Whoa! There's two of 'em. 2538 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,650 -Oh, my God, he's like a bull. 2539 00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:40,980 -Yeah. 2540 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:41,659 -I shouldn't have worn red. 2541 00:58:41,699 --> 00:58:41,980 -[both laugh] 2542 00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,631 -Okay, let's do a little turn. 2543 00:58:44,671 --> 00:58:44,980 -Oh! 2544 00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,980 Uh-huh. Yes. 2545 00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:47,980 [Carol laughs] 2546 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,336 -You always had skills. 2547 00:58:49,376 --> 00:58:49,980 -[exclaims] 2548 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,980 Huh? Works for the turn. 2549 00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,980 [singing in Spanish] 2550 00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,000 [both laugh] 2551 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,980 [Carol sighs] 2552 00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,980 You have built up an appetite? 2553 00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:01,336 Yes, yes, we've worked up 2554 00:59:01,376 --> 00:59:01,980 an appetite. 2555 00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,235 I will lead you to your table. 2556 00:59:03,275 --> 00:59:03,980 [speaking Spanish] 2557 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,000 Sorry about the dress. 2558 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,465 [George] 2559 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:11,980 This place isn't anything 2560 00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:13,980 like I remember it being. 2561 00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:14,687 There's fewer 2562 00:59:14,727 --> 00:59:15,980 dead cockroaches around. 2563 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,285 -That's what it is! 2564 00:59:17,325 --> 00:59:19,000 -Yeah. Well, that's good. 2565 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,277 Marginally nicer place 2566 00:59:21,317 --> 00:59:22,037 to catch up. 2567 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 And why are we catching up? 2568 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Well, um, 2569 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,980 I just... 2570 00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,341 never actually 2571 00:59:34,381 --> 00:59:35,980 told you sorry... 2572 00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:37,980 you know, for... 2573 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,980 kinda everything. [chuckles] 2574 00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,433 And I know it was my fault 2575 00:59:41,473 --> 00:59:42,980 why we ended up breaking up, 2576 00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:44,892 and I don't know why, 2577 00:59:44,932 --> 00:59:46,980 I just thought I had to 2578 00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:48,518 become something else, 2579 00:59:48,558 --> 00:59:49,980 or do something else, 2580 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,320 or I don't know, 2581 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,000 save the world or... 2582 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:54,980 I don't know, and I just... 2583 00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:56,985 I thought that had 2584 00:59:57,025 --> 00:59:58,980 to come before us. 2585 00:59:59,020 --> 00:59:59,958 I guess I thought 2586 00:59:59,998 --> 01:00:00,980 I should bring you 2587 01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:01,405 to this 2588 01:00:01,445 --> 01:00:02,980 business casual setting... 2589 01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,000 [chuckles] 2590 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,980 ...and actually apologize, 2591 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,980 'cause I am sorry. 2592 01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,980 Well, it's fine. I... 2593 01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:13,451 I business casually 2594 01:00:13,491 --> 01:00:15,000 accept your apology. 2595 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,980 'Cause you, uh, deserve... 2596 01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:21,980 I deserve what? 2597 01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:24,000 [music continues] 2598 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000 ...better. 2599 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,071 You deserve better 2600 01:00:28,111 --> 01:00:28,980 than how I was. 2601 01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:30,275 Well, that was always 2602 01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:32,000 our biggest argument, right? 2603 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,884 And, you know, 2604 01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:35,980 the truth is I... 2605 01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:37,756 I haven't found anybody 2606 01:00:37,796 --> 01:00:38,980 better than you. 2607 01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:39,980 Not yet. 2608 01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,980 But key word there "yet." 2609 01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,404 -Oh, quite the player. 2610 01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:43,980 -Exactly. 2611 01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:45,406 -I'm tall, tan and tenured. 2612 01:00:45,446 --> 01:00:45,980 -[chuckles] 2613 01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,004 I wear corduroy jackets. 2614 01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:47,980 Things are easy for me. 2615 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:49,858 For the special couple, 2616 01:00:49,898 --> 01:00:51,980 I made these just for you. 2617 01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:52,417 -[laughs] Thank you. 2618 01:00:52,457 --> 01:00:52,980 -[speaking Spanish] Enjoy. 2619 01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:55,267 -He wears corduroy. 2620 01:00:55,307 --> 01:00:55,980 -A-ha. 2621 01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:56,980 [both laughing] 2622 01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:58,424 All right, well, listen, 2623 01:00:58,464 --> 01:00:59,980 thank you for the apology. 2624 01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:01,980 It really means a lot to me. 2625 01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:02,344 But, you know, 2626 01:01:02,384 --> 01:01:03,884 I'm gonna be leaving soon 2627 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,881 and embarking on my new, 2628 01:01:04,921 --> 01:01:05,980 glamorous European lifestyle. 2629 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,510 Oh, I wasn't... I wasn't aware 2630 01:01:07,550 --> 01:01:08,980 it was a glamorous lifestyle. 2631 01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:10,372 Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna wear 2632 01:01:10,412 --> 01:01:11,980 bikini underwear from now on. 2633 01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:12,852 But for tonight, 2634 01:01:12,892 --> 01:01:14,152 how about no regrets? 2635 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,747 To no regrets 2636 01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:16,980 and Irish adventures. 2637 01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,000 [George chuckles] 2638 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,980 [both groan] 2639 01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:23,980 [gurgling] 2640 01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:25,980 I can't get it down. 2641 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,080 What is happening? 2642 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,033 I think they've really 2643 01:01:36,073 --> 01:01:36,980 been focusing on us. 2644 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,698 No, I think they do this 2645 01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:40,000 at all the tables. 2646 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,952 Right, right over here. 2647 01:01:51,992 --> 01:01:52,980 [laughs] 2648 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:53,256 You're... 2649 01:01:53,296 --> 01:01:53,980 You're sticking to that? 2650 01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:54,980 Are you saying that you think 2651 01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:56,135 salmonella is worse 2652 01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:56,980 than listeria? 2653 01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:57,665 No, no, no. I'm just, 2654 01:01:57,705 --> 01:01:58,305 I'm saying 2655 01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,480 that if we have 2656 01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,980 food poisoning, 2657 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,784 I'd rather have listeria 2658 01:02:01,824 --> 01:02:02,980 than salmonella. 2659 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:03,823 Because I can take 2660 01:02:03,863 --> 01:02:04,980 antibiotics for listeria, 2661 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,760 but you can't for salmonella. 2662 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,413 Okay, but we, 2663 01:02:07,453 --> 01:02:07,980 just to be clear, 2664 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,065 we definitely, we still have 2665 01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,545 food poisoning? [laughs] 2666 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:11,980 Oh, yeah, no, 100%. 2667 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:12,980 I mean, that was 2668 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,559 E. coli-flavored guacamole 2669 01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:14,980 we ate. 2670 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:17,980 [Carol whimpers] 2671 01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:18,987 Glad we ran into each other 2672 01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,647 today at the grocery store. 2673 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,980 What are the odds, right? 2674 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:27,011 I mean, quite a coincidence, 2675 01:02:27,051 --> 01:02:27,980 you know? 2676 01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:28,980 It's my lucky day. [chuckles] 2677 01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:30,980 Mine too. 2678 01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:32,000 [chuckles] 2679 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,980 Maybe I will, you know, 2680 01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:36,791 give you a call 2681 01:02:36,831 --> 01:02:37,980 or something tomorrow? 2682 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:39,741 -Maybe I'll pick up. [laughs] 2683 01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:39,980 -Oh. 2684 01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,135 No, I mean, I would for sure, 2685 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:44,000 I would for sure pick up. 2686 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000 -Night. 2687 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,730 -[groans] 2688 01:02:52,770 --> 01:02:54,000 -[Carol laughs] 2689 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000 [sighs] 2690 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,869 [Si] Is talking 2691 01:03:08,909 --> 01:03:09,980 about food poisoning 2692 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:11,980 and intestinal distress 2693 01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:12,772 a regular part of 2694 01:03:12,812 --> 01:03:13,980 the human courting ritual? 2695 01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:15,153 No, it is not. 2696 01:03:15,193 --> 01:03:16,980 Can we please just go? 2697 01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:18,980 No, Carol. 2698 01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:19,684 Don't these romantic outings 2699 01:03:19,724 --> 01:03:19,980 usually lead 2700 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:20,858 to interactions of 2701 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,278 a more intimate nature? 2702 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,980 Ugh! Oh, my God. 2703 01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:25,804 I'm not discussing this 2704 01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:26,980 with you, okay? 2705 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,000 I mean, you really do not 2706 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,647 understand 2707 01:03:30,687 --> 01:03:31,980 human relationships. 2708 01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,350 His core body temperature 2709 01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:34,980 went up by almost two degrees, 2710 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,980 and his pupils dilated 25% 2711 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,980 every time he looked at you. 2712 01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:39,980 25%, really? 2713 01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:42,261 Is that good or a lot? 2714 01:03:42,301 --> 01:03:42,980 I mean, 2715 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,980 25% kind of seems... 2716 01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:45,556 [whispers] 2717 01:03:45,596 --> 01:03:46,980 Kind of seems like a lot. 2718 01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:48,488 It's amazing that you humans 2719 01:03:48,528 --> 01:03:49,980 reproduce as fast as you do. 2720 01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:51,426 Oh, my God. Okay, can... 2721 01:03:51,466 --> 01:03:52,980 Let's just go, all right? 2722 01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:54,112 Sorry, we're having mechanical 2723 01:03:54,152 --> 01:03:54,980 difficulties right now. 2724 01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:56,349 Well, you know what, 2725 01:03:56,389 --> 01:03:57,388 then I'm just gonna call 2726 01:03:57,428 --> 01:03:57,980 for a ride. 2727 01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:59,081 Sorry, your phone 2728 01:03:59,121 --> 01:03:59,980 is also having 2729 01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:00,685 mechanical difficulties 2730 01:04:00,725 --> 01:04:00,980 right now. 2731 01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:02,292 So is every phone 2732 01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:03,980 in a ten-block radius. 2733 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:04,743 Oh, my God! 2734 01:04:04,783 --> 01:04:05,980 You can't do that. 2735 01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:07,510 I do think, however, the phone 2736 01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:08,980 in George's house is working. 2737 01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:09,562 You can call a ride 2738 01:04:09,602 --> 01:04:09,980 from in there. 2739 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,368 Okay, I don't know 2740 01:04:11,408 --> 01:04:12,980 what kind of stunt... 2741 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:13,541 -[beeping] 2742 01:04:13,581 --> 01:04:13,980 -[gasps] 2743 01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,980 Do not do that. 2744 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,675 -I didn't do anything. 2745 01:04:16,715 --> 01:04:16,980 -[beeping] 2746 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,980 Okay, stop it. 2747 01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:19,400 -That isn't me. 2748 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:19,980 -Okay, you know what? 2749 01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:20,603 I get what you're doing, 2750 01:04:20,643 --> 01:04:20,980 and it's not... 2751 01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:21,980 It must be the car. 2752 01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,980 There must be some sort of 2753 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:24,565 mechanical problem 2754 01:04:24,605 --> 01:04:24,980 with the car. 2755 01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:25,980 Oh, my God. 2756 01:04:26,020 --> 01:04:27,156 -I'm not controlling it. 2757 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:27,980 -Stop doing that! 2758 01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:28,509 -Carol, it isn't me. 2759 01:04:28,549 --> 01:04:28,679 I guarantee you... 2760 01:04:28,719 --> 01:04:28,980 -[phone clatters] 2761 01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,980 You made me drop my phone! 2762 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:31,736 -...I have no part in this. 2763 01:04:31,776 --> 01:04:31,980 -Stop it! 2764 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:34,521 [Si] Wow. 2765 01:04:34,561 --> 01:04:35,980 Overshot that a little bit. 2766 01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:36,980 That was funny though. 2767 01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:37,986 Was it funny to you? 2768 01:04:38,026 --> 01:04:38,980 It felt funny to me. 2769 01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:40,980 [panting heavily] 2770 01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,980 How dare you? 2771 01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:43,905 [Si] I can't hear you. 2772 01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:44,980 I've just put the radio on. 2773 01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:45,627 This is why 2774 01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:46,980 people hate technology. 2775 01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,980 [Si] Can't hear a thing. Bye! 2776 01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:50,000 I hope you get a virus! 2777 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:07,491 [Donahue] 2778 01:05:07,531 --> 01:05:08,980 Target alpha has returned. 2779 01:05:09,020 --> 01:05:10,980 Acquisition time 22:44. 2780 01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:12,257 Surveillance hand off 2781 01:05:12,297 --> 01:05:12,980 established. 2782 01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,441 Team one has eyes 2783 01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:15,980 and will maintain. 2784 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,768 Hi. I don't think 2785 01:05:21,808 --> 01:05:23,368 that my car really wants... 2786 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,492 [Kuiper] 2787 01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:28,980 That escalated quickly. 2788 01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:29,980 [Donahue] That is passion. 2789 01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:31,122 [Kuiper] I have never had 2790 01:05:31,162 --> 01:05:31,980 a moment like that. 2791 01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,980 [Donahue] Not in my life. 2792 01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:34,760 -[Kuiper] Yep. 2793 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,980 -[Donahue] My, oh, my. 2794 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,004 [Kuiper] Struggling with 2795 01:05:37,044 --> 01:05:37,980 the shirt a little bit. 2796 01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:38,598 [Donahue] Always wanna 2797 01:05:38,638 --> 01:05:38,980 undo the cuffs 2798 01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,152 -of the sleeve first. 2799 01:05:40,192 --> 01:05:40,980 -[Kuiper] Yeah. 2800 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,133 -Hey, mix in a bedroom. 2801 01:05:42,173 --> 01:05:42,980 -[Donahue laughs] 2802 01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:44,387 -You know what I mean? Yeah? 2803 01:05:44,427 --> 01:05:44,980 -Yeah, I do. 2804 01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:46,980 I'm a passionless guy. 2805 01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:47,744 -[Donahue] Yeah? 2806 01:05:47,784 --> 01:05:48,980 -That's what my wife says. 2807 01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:50,980 I gotta call my wife. 2808 01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,012 Yeah? If she'd take my calls, 2809 01:05:53,052 --> 01:05:53,980 I'd call mine. 2810 01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:54,980 [Kuiper] This is nice. 2811 01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:55,980 These are nice people. 2812 01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:56,536 It's not 2813 01:05:56,576 --> 01:05:57,980 like the Russian mob, 2814 01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,412 -or, you know, a serial killer 2815 01:05:59,195 --> 01:05:59,980 -[Donahue] Yeah, serial killer. 2816 01:05:59,452 --> 01:06:00,020 Or whatever. 2817 01:06:00,021 --> 01:06:01,869 It's a nice change of pace. 2818 01:06:01,909 --> 01:06:02,980 I appreciate it. 2819 01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:03,929 I mean, I guess, 2820 01:06:03,969 --> 01:06:04,980 on the other hand, 2821 01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:05,571 this thing 2822 01:06:05,611 --> 01:06:06,980 could destroy the earth. 2823 01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:07,468 -[both laughing] 2824 01:06:07,508 --> 01:06:07,980 -You ain't wrong. 2825 01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:08,980 Oh, my God. 2826 01:06:09,020 --> 01:06:10,079 [Kuiper] You're crushing 2827 01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:10,980 your blinds, mister. 2828 01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,460 [Donahue laughing] Yeah. 2829 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,980 I mean, I really, really think 2830 01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:22,549 that your coffee maker 2831 01:06:22,589 --> 01:06:22,980 might be magical. 2832 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:23,448 I know. 2833 01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:24,980 It's like it was forged 2834 01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:26,277 in an ancient mountain 2835 01:06:26,317 --> 01:06:26,980 by the gods. 2836 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,400 Oh, like Thor's hammer? 2837 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:29,980 Or the Hobbit ring? 2838 01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:30,980 Or as the orcs called it, 2839 01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,980 the Ash nazg... 2840 01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,000 What is that? 2841 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,588 Ash nazg... [laughing] 2842 01:06:36,628 --> 01:06:37,980 Something like that. 2843 01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:38,980 Oh, my God. 2844 01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:40,604 -What are you talking about? 2845 01:06:40,644 --> 01:06:41,980 -It's the Tolkien books. 2846 01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:43,022 I taught them last semester. 2847 01:06:43,062 --> 01:06:44,622 But I was way too excited. 2848 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,620 Kids thought I was crazy. 2849 01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:45,980 You know what? 2850 01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:47,980 I'm bringing it to Ireland. 2851 01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:49,144 I'm flip-flopping. 2852 01:06:49,184 --> 01:06:50,000 I don't care. 2853 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000 [George] Mmm. 2854 01:06:59,000 --> 01:06:59,647 You know, 2855 01:06:59,687 --> 01:07:00,980 for just a minute, 2856 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:02,986 I had forgot about you 2857 01:07:03,026 --> 01:07:04,980 leaving in a few days. 2858 01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:05,345 Oh, you mean, 2859 01:07:05,385 --> 01:07:05,980 you thought these boxes 2860 01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,488 were my attempt 2861 01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:09,000 at shabby chic? 2862 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,980 Play hooky with me today. 2863 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:16,881 I'll help you pack 2864 01:07:16,921 --> 01:07:19,000 for your trip later. 2865 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,980 All right, it's a deal. 2866 01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:23,980 What'd you have in mind? 2867 01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:25,980 Sky's the limit, you know. 2868 01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,676 Give me your best, outrageous 2869 01:07:28,716 --> 01:07:31,000 scenario for a hooky day. 2870 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000 [George] Hmm. 2871 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000 I want... 2872 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,980 dim sum for breakfast. 2873 01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:45,814 -You're terrible at this. 2874 01:07:45,854 --> 01:07:46,980 -[both laughing] 2875 01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:48,247 Wait a minute. Do you 2876 01:07:48,287 --> 01:07:49,980 understand what I'm offering? 2877 01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,000 Yeah. 2878 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,080 Okay, in no limit, 2879 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,408 -go crazy... 2880 01:07:54,448 --> 01:07:55,408 -Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 2881 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,114 -You Suge Knight? 2882 01:07:57,154 --> 01:07:58,000 -[both laugh] 2883 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,157 Like a Ferris Bueller 2884 01:08:02,197 --> 01:08:02,980 day off, 2885 01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:04,540 -you know, hooky day. 2886 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:04,980 -Yeah. 2887 01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:05,458 And you're really 2888 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:05,980 asking for dim sum? 2889 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,683 Yeah, I want pork dumplings. 2890 01:08:07,723 --> 01:08:08,223 Yeah. 2891 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000 Okay. 2892 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,260 Remember this moment. 2893 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,980 [whispers] Shanghai dumplings? 2894 01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:18,422 [in normal voice] 2895 01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:18,980 How would I know that? 2896 01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:20,980 -What? 2897 01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:22,052 You keep talking 2898 01:08:22,092 --> 01:08:22,980 to your phone. 2899 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,000 What's in there? 2900 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:25,586 -Don't spill my coffee! 2901 01:08:25,626 --> 01:08:25,980 -Let me see it. 2902 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,980 It's my personal dumpling... 2903 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:28,424 What are you doing 2904 01:08:28,464 --> 01:08:28,980 with that phone, woman? 2905 01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:30,340 [upbeat music playing] 2906 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000 [man shouts] 2907 01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:46,803 I was just gonna 2908 01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,980 microwave the dumplings 2909 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,980 I have in my freezer, 2910 01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:52,933 but that was so much better. 2911 01:08:52,973 --> 01:08:53,980 Thank you. 2912 01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,209 Well, the dumplings were good, 2913 01:08:55,249 --> 01:08:55,980 I'll give you that, 2914 01:08:56,020 --> 01:08:57,939 but dumplings are here. 2915 01:08:57,979 --> 01:08:59,980 What's to come? Up here. 2916 01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:00,980 [George] What is that? 2917 01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:01,485 -What do you mean? 2918 01:09:01,525 --> 01:09:01,980 -Oh, it's up here. 2919 01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:02,760 -There's more? 2920 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,980 -It's a hand flourish. 2921 01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:04,725 -It's a surprise. 2922 01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:05,265 -Oh... 2923 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,980 Hold on. 2924 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:09,891 -Oh, that's what tripe is. 2925 01:09:09,931 --> 01:09:10,980 -Oh, no, don't. 2926 01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:11,980 This is incredible. 2927 01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:12,980 Hey, what is this, sir? 2928 01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:13,712 -[man] Yes, sir. 2929 01:09:13,752 --> 01:09:14,980 -What is... Is that a snout? 2930 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:15,834 [man] No, sir. 2931 01:09:15,874 --> 01:09:16,980 Those are pig feet. 2932 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:17,374 -That's pig feet? 2933 01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:17,980 -[man] That's a pig's feet. 2934 01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:18,891 -Could you eat the snout? 2935 01:09:18,931 --> 01:09:19,980 -No, you cannot eat the snout. 2936 01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:21,304 Really? That's the only piece 2937 01:09:21,344 --> 01:09:21,980 you don't have. 2938 01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,097 What part of the pig 2939 01:09:23,137 --> 01:09:23,980 is in dumplings? 2940 01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,980 I don't know. 2941 01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:27,365 -That's not good. 2942 01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:29,000 -Don't ask him that. 2943 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,140 [Dennis] Follow me. 2944 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,980 What the hell is this? 2945 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:02,814 Oh, well, moving forward, 2946 01:10:02,854 --> 01:10:03,980 Madam President, 2947 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:05,157 there are no more computers, 2948 01:10:05,197 --> 01:10:05,980 no more cell phones. 2949 01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:06,967 We're in the chalet because 2950 01:10:07,007 --> 01:10:08,687 it's completely off the grid 2951 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,403 and it's built 2952 01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:09,980 like a Faraday cage 2953 01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:10,582 to block out 2954 01:10:10,622 --> 01:10:11,980 all electromagnetic signals. 2955 01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,980 So, how are we coordinating 2956 01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:15,423 the largest global operation 2957 01:10:15,463 --> 01:10:15,980 in history? 2958 01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,942 Excellent question, as always, 2959 01:10:17,982 --> 01:10:18,980 Madam President. 2960 01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:19,980 Well, I guess you can say 2961 01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:20,908 that we're doing it 2962 01:10:20,948 --> 01:10:22,268 the old-fashioned way. 2963 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:36,447 [General Gomez] Thank you 2964 01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:36,980 for coming, Madam President. 2965 01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,285 We're just about to 2966 01:10:38,325 --> 01:10:39,980 start the mission update. 2967 01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,245 At 0600 GMT, 2968 01:10:41,285 --> 01:10:43,980 Operation Sahara commenced 2969 01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,441 in the Xinjiang province 2970 01:10:45,481 --> 01:10:45,980 of China. 2971 01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:47,404 Power plants and telephone 2972 01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:48,980 trunk lines were neutralized. 2973 01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,980 And in the last five hours, 2974 01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:51,980 the shutdown has proceeded 2975 01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:52,810 in the eastern 2976 01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:53,980 and western regions, 2977 01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:56,041 including parts of India 2978 01:10:56,081 --> 01:10:57,000 and Russia. 2979 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,310 Everyone's adhering 2980 01:11:02,350 --> 01:11:03,980 to the tech limitations. 2981 01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,133 Only mechanical watches 2982 01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:05,980 for coordination. 2983 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,139 No vehicles built after 1981 2984 01:11:08,179 --> 01:11:08,980 are in use. 2985 01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:09,480 What about 2986 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,980 civilian information blackout? 2987 01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:12,980 Anything leaked? 2988 01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:14,980 So far, nothing. 2989 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,257 The solar flare story 2990 01:11:16,297 --> 01:11:16,980 has held up. 2991 01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:18,584 And the, uh, AI, 2992 01:11:18,624 --> 01:11:20,980 is it aware of anything? 2993 01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:22,240 Well, that's difficult 2994 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:22,980 to ascertain, 2995 01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:23,980 but our monitoring shows 2996 01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:25,485 little new activity 2997 01:11:25,525 --> 01:11:26,980 on neural networks. 2998 01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:27,980 Meaning? 2999 01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:29,559 That we could possibly 3000 01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,000 pull this thing off. 3001 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:39,379 [whispering] 3002 01:11:39,419 --> 01:11:39,980 Thank you so much. 3003 01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,000 [clears throat] 3004 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,950 -[George] Red boat! Red boat! 3005 01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:45,980 -[Carol] Come on! Green! Green! 3006 01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:47,435 -[George] Red boat! Red boat! 3007 01:11:47,475 --> 01:11:48,980 -[Carol] Green! Green boat. No! 3008 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:49,053 D 3009 01:11:49,093 --> 01:11:50,980 The winner is the red boat. 3010 01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:52,143 So, if you picked red, 3011 01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:52,980 congratulations. 3012 01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:54,296 If you picked green 3013 01:11:54,336 --> 01:11:54,980 or yellow, 3014 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,137 I'm afraid we're gonna have 3015 01:11:56,177 --> 01:11:56,980 to ask you to leave. 3016 01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:57,598 Oh, it's James Corden. 3017 01:11:57,638 --> 01:11:57,980 It's your man. 3018 01:11:58,020 --> 01:12:00,980 Yay, sports. 3019 01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:02,052 -He's all right. 3020 01:12:02,092 --> 01:12:02,980 -You love him. 3021 01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:03,929 Hey, how did you 3022 01:12:03,969 --> 01:12:04,980 get these tickets? 3023 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,334 We got an entire luxury box 3024 01:12:06,374 --> 01:12:06,980 to ourselves. 3025 01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:07,920 I have a friend 3026 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:08,980 in the tech world 3027 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,168 and he can get any ticket, 3028 01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:10,980 whatever he wants. 3029 01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:11,203 Really? 3030 01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:11,980 Friend in the tech world. 3031 01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:13,600 -[woman] Miss Peters? 3032 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:13,980 -Yes. 3033 01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:14,980 You have a guest. 3034 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:16,275 Hello. Heard you guys 3035 01:12:16,315 --> 01:12:17,980 are really big Mariner fans. 3036 01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:18,980 [whispers] Oh, my God. 3037 01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:20,320 What did you do, 3038 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,980 Carol Vivian Peters? 3039 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:22,980 Wow. 3040 01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:24,980 Mr. Ken Griffey Jr., 3041 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:25,570 I'm your biggest fan, 3042 01:12:25,610 --> 01:12:25,980 Mr. Griffey Jr. 3043 01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:27,980 No, just call me Ken, George. 3044 01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:28,957 -He knows my name. 3045 01:12:28,997 --> 01:12:29,980 -[chuckles] I know. 3046 01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:31,980 Hi, Ken, I'm Carol. 3047 01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,700 Hi, Carol. I wanna thank you 3048 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,451 for the donation 3049 01:12:34,491 --> 01:12:34,980 to the foundation. 3050 01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:35,636 It's gonna go a long way 3051 01:12:35,676 --> 01:12:35,980 for the kids. 3052 01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:36,797 Oh, well, I mean, 3053 01:12:36,837 --> 01:12:38,337 you do so much great work 3054 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:39,665 in the community and I just, 3055 01:12:39,705 --> 01:12:39,980 I mean, my... 3056 01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:41,980 The foundation I work for 3057 01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:43,194 just really wanted to be sure 3058 01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:43,980 they supported you. 3059 01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:44,282 So, you guys 3060 01:12:44,322 --> 01:12:45,960 are really big Mariner fans? 3061 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,980 I have your batting helmet. 3062 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,188 I don't need it anymore. 3063 01:12:48,228 --> 01:12:48,980 You can have it. 3064 01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:50,350 [laughing] He's so funny. 3065 01:12:50,390 --> 01:12:51,980 I didn't know he was so funny. 3066 01:12:52,020 --> 01:12:52,459 Do you guys mind if I watch 3067 01:12:52,499 --> 01:12:52,980 an inning or so with you guys? 3068 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,056 Oh, my God, I love you! 3069 01:12:54,096 --> 01:12:54,980 You're my hero. Yes. 3070 01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:55,367 Hey, everybody, 3071 01:12:55,407 --> 01:12:56,847 I'm gonna watch the game 3072 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:57,980 with Ken Griffey Jr.! 3073 01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:58,980 It's Ken Griffey Jr. 3074 01:12:59,020 --> 01:12:59,774 Come on, sit. 3075 01:12:59,814 --> 01:13:00,980 Please, have a seat. 3076 01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:01,390 Can I get you 3077 01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:01,980 something to drink? 3078 01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:03,144 A soda, or a beer, 3079 01:13:03,184 --> 01:13:03,980 or something? 3080 01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:04,487 No, I'm good. But if you 3081 01:13:04,527 --> 01:13:05,967 find a hat or something, 3082 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:06,560 I'd be more than happy 3083 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:06,980 to autograph it. 3084 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:07,561 Hat. Hat. 3085 01:13:07,601 --> 01:13:08,980 I'm gonna go get hats. 3086 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:09,980 Carol, I'm gonna go get hats. 3087 01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:10,980 I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em. 3088 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:11,557 -Really? 3089 01:13:11,597 --> 01:13:11,980 -Yeah. 3090 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:12,629 Thank you. 3091 01:13:12,669 --> 01:13:13,980 Okay, I'll stay here. 3092 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:14,667 -Okay. All right. 3093 01:13:14,707 --> 01:13:14,980 -Thanks. 3094 01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:16,980 I'm gonna go get 'em. 3095 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:17,980 Could we take a picture? 3096 01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:18,446 -Yeah. 3097 01:13:18,486 --> 01:13:19,980 -Yeah? Is that okay? 3098 01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:22,000 Okay, here you go, and cheese! 3099 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:23,347 -Say "cheese." 3100 01:13:23,387 --> 01:13:23,980 -[camera shutter clicks] 3101 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,379 -[softly] Can I see it? 3102 01:13:25,419 --> 01:13:25,980 -Oh. Yeah. 3103 01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,160 Oh, that's awesome. 3104 01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,999 With the crowd in the back? 3105 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000 Can we get one 3106 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:29,480 -Yeah. 3107 01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:30,000 -Okay. 3108 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,980 All right, big smile. 3109 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:34,428 Okay, on three. One, two, 3110 01:13:34,468 --> 01:13:35,980 three, "George is awesome." 3111 01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:37,534 -[camera shutter clicks] 3112 01:13:37,574 --> 01:13:37,980 -Great. 3113 01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:38,980 Wow, you're photogenic. 3114 01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,194 Hey, can I ask you a question 3115 01:13:40,234 --> 01:13:40,980 about the '95 ALDS? 3116 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:41,827 I know you've probably 3117 01:13:41,867 --> 01:13:42,980 answered this a million times, 3118 01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:44,980 but when you're on first base 3119 01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:45,554 and Edgar comes to the plates, 3120 01:13:45,594 --> 01:13:45,980 bottom of the eleventh, 3121 01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:46,652 what's going through 3122 01:13:46,692 --> 01:13:46,980 your head? 3123 01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,000 Score. 3124 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:49,980 Oh, my God! 3125 01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:51,302 Ken Griffey Jr. and I 3126 01:13:51,342 --> 01:13:52,980 are getting along so great! 3127 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000 Oh. 3128 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,580 -Oh, my God. 3129 01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:03,980 -Miss Peters, a word please. 3130 01:14:04,020 --> 01:14:04,980 [Carol grunts] 3131 01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,000 [Carol] Get off of me! 3132 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000 Get off of me! 3133 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,980 [panting] 3134 01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:15,980 George has my phone. 3135 01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:17,980 Stop kicking me in the chest. 3136 01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:18,861 You know what? 3137 01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:20,000 Stop abducting me! 3138 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:21,980 Didn't he tell you 3139 01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:22,527 that you weren't supposed 3140 01:14:22,567 --> 01:14:22,980 to keep following me? 3141 01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:23,810 And why are we 3142 01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:24,980 in a men's bathroom? 3143 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:25,720 Stadium bathrooms 3144 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,980 are technological dead zones. 3145 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,341 It's the safest place 3146 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:28,980 we can be. 3147 01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:29,985 Even your AI buddy 3148 01:14:30,025 --> 01:14:30,980 can't see us here. 3149 01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:32,441 Okay, he's not my buddy, 3150 01:14:32,481 --> 01:14:32,980 you know? 3151 01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:34,880 I mean, are we friendly? 3152 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:35,980 Yes. I mean... 3153 01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:37,344 But are we friends? 3154 01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:38,980 I don't know. I mean... 3155 01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:39,980 We're not not friends. 3156 01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:41,980 Miss Peters, as we speak, 3157 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:42,887 the nations of the world 3158 01:14:42,927 --> 01:14:43,980 are pursuing a plan of action 3159 01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:45,980 to contain the AI entity. 3160 01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:46,434 What do you... 3161 01:14:46,474 --> 01:14:46,615 What do you mean? 3162 01:14:46,655 --> 01:14:47,795 What are you doing? 3163 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:48,980 We're turning off the world. 3164 01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:50,021 All the power. 3165 01:14:50,061 --> 01:14:50,980 All the data. 3166 01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:52,318 We are disconnecting 3167 01:14:52,358 --> 01:14:52,980 the globe. 3168 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:53,274 -Why? 3169 01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:54,980 -[Donahue] By tomorrow night, 3170 01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:55,857 the AI will be contained 3171 01:14:55,897 --> 01:14:56,980 in a server outside of Seattle. 3172 01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:58,980 Why are you guys so sure 3173 01:14:59,020 --> 01:14:59,366 that he wants 3174 01:14:59,406 --> 01:14:59,980 to destroy the world? 3175 01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:01,980 It's not a "he." 3176 01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:02,349 Okay, fine. 3177 01:15:02,389 --> 01:15:03,529 But how do you know 3178 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:04,526 it doesn't want to 3179 01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:04,980 save the world? 3180 01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:05,765 It doesn't want to 3181 01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,485 save the world, Miss Peters. 3182 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:08,447 Of this, 3183 01:15:08,487 --> 01:15:09,980 we are absolutely certain. 3184 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:11,220 You don't know that. 3185 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:14,705 [Donahue] Carol, 3186 01:15:14,745 --> 01:15:15,980 we need you to do your part. 3187 01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:17,980 We're all counting on you. 3188 01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:18,980 Secrecy is key. 3189 01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:19,910 You can tell no one, 3190 01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:20,980 not even Mr. Churchill. 3191 01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:22,980 What am I to say to George? 3192 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:24,891 "The world's about to end. 3193 01:15:24,931 --> 01:15:25,980 Enjoy Ireland"? 3194 01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:26,980 Just keep him out of this. 3195 01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,224 During your communications 3196 01:15:28,264 --> 01:15:28,980 with the entity, 3197 01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:30,861 if there's any indication 3198 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:30,998 that it's aware 3199 01:15:31,038 --> 01:15:31,980 of what we're doing, 3200 01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:33,985 you need to click this 3201 01:15:34,025 --> 01:15:34,980 four times. 3202 01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:35,980 What does that do? 3203 01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:37,980 It buys us some time. 3204 01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,726 It could make the difference. 3205 01:15:39,766 --> 01:15:41,026 Might save the world. 3206 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,980 [Kuiper] Don't click it now. 3207 01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:47,118 I wasn't going to 3208 01:15:47,158 --> 01:15:47,980 click it now. 3209 01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:48,355 -Okay. 3210 01:15:48,395 --> 01:15:49,980 -Why would I click it now? 3211 01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:50,345 -You just said... 3212 01:15:50,385 --> 01:15:50,980 -'Cause it looks like a pen. 3213 01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:51,980 People click pens nervously. 3214 01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:53,063 I'm aware it's a pen. 3215 01:15:53,103 --> 01:15:53,980 Okay, are we done? 3216 01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:55,593 Just... A lot of things happen 3217 01:15:55,633 --> 01:15:57,193 if you click it right now. 3218 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,980 [Carol] Oh, thanks. 3219 01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:01,980 [Kuiper] Enjoy the game. 3220 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:02,577 -[door opens] 3221 01:16:02,617 --> 01:16:03,157 -[groans] 3222 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,335 -You okay? 3223 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:04,980 -It's a hard kick. 3224 01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:05,638 -She really got you there. 3225 01:16:05,678 --> 01:16:06,518 -[door closes] 3226 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,167 Just like Taekwondo 3227 01:16:08,207 --> 01:16:08,980 or something. 3228 01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:09,980 Except she used heel. 3229 01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:11,980 It was a normal kick. 3230 01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:12,513 It was just a kick. 3231 01:16:12,553 --> 01:16:12,980 A kick is a kick. 3232 01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:13,427 [George] 3233 01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,980 Ken Griffey Jr. is the best. 3234 01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:15,849 His favorite article 3235 01:16:15,889 --> 01:16:16,980 of clothing is flip-flops. 3236 01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:18,064 His favorite airport 3237 01:16:18,104 --> 01:16:18,980 is in Pittsburgh. 3238 01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:20,824 His favorite food 3239 01:16:20,864 --> 01:16:22,980 is chicken parmesan. 3240 01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:23,452 He doesn't know 3241 01:16:23,492 --> 01:16:23,980 how to ice-skate, 3242 01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:25,980 which is a weird thing 3243 01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:26,274 for one man 3244 01:16:26,314 --> 01:16:26,980 to admit to another, but... 3245 01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:27,987 And he also has 3246 01:16:28,027 --> 01:16:29,980 Michael Jordan's phone number. 3247 01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,980 He could pick up the phone 3248 01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:33,261 and call Michael Jordan 3249 01:16:33,301 --> 01:16:33,980 on the phone. 3250 01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,517 You found all of that out 3251 01:16:35,557 --> 01:16:36,980 in an inning and a half? 3252 01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:38,279 Yeah, well, imagine if 3253 01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:39,980 I'd had him for a whole game. 3254 01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:41,980 To another Mariners victory. 3255 01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:42,983 -[exclaims] 3256 01:16:43,023 --> 01:16:43,980 -[chuckles] 3257 01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:45,980 I'm glad you had fun. 3258 01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:47,980 It was amazing. 3259 01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:48,850 Not just fun, 3260 01:16:48,890 --> 01:16:49,266 it was a perfect, 3261 01:16:49,306 --> 01:16:50,326 perfect last day. 3262 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,980 What? 3263 01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,319 Perfect last day in Seattle. 3264 01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:55,980 Come on. 3265 01:16:56,020 --> 01:16:57,980 I had dumplings for breakfast. 3266 01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,980 I met Ken Griffey Jr. 3267 01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:01,561 I spent the whole day 3268 01:17:01,601 --> 01:17:02,980 with you, you know? 3269 01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,640 This is as good as it gets. 3270 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:05,645 I just wish 3271 01:17:05,685 --> 01:17:06,980 we had some more time. 3272 01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:07,984 You know? 3273 01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,980 I thought about begging you 3274 01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:11,980 and then I chickened out. 3275 01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:13,980 Well, look, 3276 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,627 if it had been anything 3277 01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:16,980 other than Ireland, 3278 01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:18,336 you wouldn't have to do 3279 01:17:18,376 --> 01:17:18,980 much at all 3280 01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:21,000 to get me to stay. 3281 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,000 That's the truth. 3282 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,980 I think I'm gonna go. 3283 01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,020 'Cause if I kiss you again, 3284 01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:38,980 I'm gonna spend the night. 3285 01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:41,980 And if I stay here... 3286 01:17:42,020 --> 01:17:42,703 I'm not gonna 3287 01:17:42,743 --> 01:17:44,123 let you leave tomorrow. 3288 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,980 -Okay. 3289 01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:49,919 You're gonna come back, 3290 01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:50,980 say goodbye though, right? 3291 01:17:51,020 --> 01:17:52,441 -Yeah, oh, yeah. 3292 01:17:52,481 --> 01:17:53,000 -Okay. 3293 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000 Hey. 3294 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,381 It's only for a year, 3295 01:17:57,421 --> 01:17:57,980 you know? 3296 01:17:58,020 --> 01:17:58,703 It's Ireland, 3297 01:17:58,743 --> 01:17:59,980 you can come and visit. 3298 01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,089 It's not the end 3299 01:18:01,129 --> 01:18:02,000 of the world. 3300 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,000 I know. I know. 3301 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000 F 3302 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000 [cell phone ringing] 3303 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,980 [sighs] What? 3304 01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:20,759 [Si] You had him 3305 01:18:20,799 --> 01:18:21,980 right where you wanted him. 3306 01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:23,160 I don't understand. 3307 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:24,504 If you want him to stay, 3308 01:18:24,544 --> 01:18:24,980 why not just tell him? 3309 01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,980 I don't wanna talk right now. 3310 01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:27,980 Carol. 3311 01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:28,582 [newscaster] 3312 01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:29,980 ...Chinese president's first 3313 01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:31,132 -visit to the US since 2017. 3314 01:18:31,172 --> 01:18:31,980 -[cell phone ringing] 3315 01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:33,004 As solar flares continue 3316 01:18:33,044 --> 01:18:33,462 to cripple global power 3317 01:18:33,502 --> 01:18:34,522 and data systems, 3318 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,273 widespread rioting has 3319 01:18:36,313 --> 01:18:37,980 swept across Asia and Europe. 3320 01:18:38,020 --> 01:18:38,815 This has been met 3321 01:18:38,855 --> 01:18:39,980 with calls for restraint 3322 01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,980 and candlelight vigils. 3323 01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:42,540 -NASA scientists report... 3324 01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:42,980 -[cell phone ringing] 3325 01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,000 [Si] Pick up your phone, Carol. 3326 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:47,236 [echoing] 3327 01:18:47,276 --> 01:18:48,836 Pick up your phone, Carol. 3328 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,980 Leave me alone! 3329 01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:53,229 [Si] $1,000 to pick up 3330 01:18:53,269 --> 01:18:55,000 your phone, Carol. 3331 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,008 Carol, get in the car. 3332 01:19:02,048 --> 01:19:02,980 We can work this out. 3333 01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:04,003 You're making mountains 3334 01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:05,363 out of molehills here. 3335 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,980 This isn't over, okay? 3336 01:19:07,020 --> 01:19:07,810 You know what? 3337 01:19:07,850 --> 01:19:08,980 Is this fun for you? 3338 01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:09,980 Because it's not for me. 3339 01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:11,171 [Si] I can't learn 3340 01:19:11,211 --> 01:19:11,980 about you two 3341 01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:13,980 when you're not together. 3342 01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:14,390 You're acting 3343 01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:14,980 like a baby, Carol. 3344 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,047 A pee-pee, whiny, 3345 01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:18,980 baby-faced baby. 3346 01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,980 I wish you never picked me. 3347 01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:23,168 [Si] Carol Vivian Peters, 3348 01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:23,980 you get in the car 3349 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,460 this second, young lady. 3350 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:26,980 You're a baby. 3351 01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:28,287 [Si gasps] 3352 01:19:28,327 --> 01:19:30,000 How dare you? 3353 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:02,771 [Carla on TV] 3354 01:20:02,811 --> 01:20:03,980 Speaking of the sun, 3355 01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:04,699 what's the deal 3356 01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:05,980 with the solar flare thing? 3357 01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:07,980 [Dean on TV] Yeah, this is 3358 01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:08,570 -a little concerning. 3359 01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:08,980 -[Carla] Yeah. 3360 01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:09,735 -There's no power. 3361 01:20:09,775 --> 01:20:09,980 -Yeah. 3362 01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:11,980 No Internet. 3363 01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,423 No cell service across 3364 01:20:13,463 --> 01:20:14,980 most of Asia and Europe. 3365 01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:16,980 [Dean] But they say 3366 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:17,525 it's a temporary situation. 3367 01:20:17,565 --> 01:20:17,980 We'll be right as rain. 3368 01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:19,980 Coming up, and if I hadn't 3369 01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:20,358 said it already, 3370 01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:20,980 there is a chance of rain... 3371 01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:21,735 [Si] I get it. 3372 01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:23,275 You need some alone time. 3373 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,000 [Carol sighs] 3374 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:26,236 You knew 3375 01:20:26,276 --> 01:20:26,980 he was going to Ireland 3376 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:28,980 the whole time, didn't you? 3377 01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:29,678 [Si] Carol, 46 hours ago 3378 01:20:29,718 --> 01:20:30,378 I asked you 3379 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,756 what you wanted the most 3380 01:20:31,796 --> 01:20:31,980 in life 3381 01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:32,786 and you told me, 3382 01:20:32,826 --> 01:20:33,980 in no uncertain terms... 3383 01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:34,647 Probably try to 3384 01:20:34,687 --> 01:20:35,980 make things right with George. 3385 01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:37,518 Okay. Out of everybody 3386 01:20:37,558 --> 01:20:39,000 in the world, why me? 3387 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,511 [Si] Oh, Carol, you were 3388 01:20:41,551 --> 01:20:42,522 exactly the right person 3389 01:20:42,562 --> 01:20:42,980 for this. 3390 01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,360 You helped me solidify 3391 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,980 my theories about humanity 3392 01:20:46,020 --> 01:20:47,980 and I can't thank you enough. 3393 01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:49,980 Oh. 3394 01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:52,256 Okay, so that's good, right? 3395 01:20:52,296 --> 01:20:52,980 I mean... 3396 01:20:53,020 --> 01:20:53,515 It means 3397 01:20:53,555 --> 01:20:54,980 you learned something. 3398 01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:55,980 [Si] I did. 3399 01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:57,001 I learned that humans won't 3400 01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:57,980 act in their best interest 3401 01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,157 if there is even 3402 01:20:59,197 --> 01:21:00,980 the slightest impediment. 3403 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:02,980 No, that's not true. 3404 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,062 [Si] I gave you everything 3405 01:21:04,102 --> 01:21:04,980 you could possibly need 3406 01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:05,980 to reconcile with George. 3407 01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,980 But it proved too difficult, 3408 01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:08,688 so you're letting him 3409 01:21:08,728 --> 01:21:08,980 fly away. 3410 01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:10,687 I'm not doing that, okay? 3411 01:21:10,727 --> 01:21:11,980 I'm supporting him. 3412 01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:13,980 I want him to be happy. 3413 01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:14,528 [Si] No. 3414 01:21:14,568 --> 01:21:15,980 You did what you've done 3415 01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:16,802 throughout your whole life, 3416 01:21:16,842 --> 01:21:16,980 Carol. 3417 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:17,574 You gave up 3418 01:21:17,614 --> 01:21:19,174 when things got difficult. 3419 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,025 When the going gets tough, 3420 01:21:21,065 --> 01:21:21,980 Carol runs for the exit. 3421 01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:23,980 Okay, that's not who I am. 3422 01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:24,810 You just can't 3423 01:21:24,850 --> 01:21:25,980 sum me up like that. 3424 01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,120 [Si] When your corporate job 3425 01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:27,558 offended your delicate 3426 01:21:27,598 --> 01:21:27,980 sensibilities, 3427 01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,980 you walked away. 3428 01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:30,980 I didn't just walk away. 3429 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:31,653 I wanted to make a change, 3430 01:21:31,693 --> 01:21:31,980 and I did it. 3431 01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:32,986 [Si] In eighth grade 3432 01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:33,980 you finally got bangs 3433 01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:34,980 and then you wimped out 3434 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:36,144 and wore them back 3435 01:21:36,184 --> 01:21:36,980 in a headband 3436 01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:37,397 for ten months 3437 01:21:37,437 --> 01:21:37,980 until they grew out. 3438 01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,232 Hey, I did not have the face 3439 01:21:39,272 --> 01:21:39,980 to support bangs. 3440 01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,980 So what? 3441 01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:42,929 Are you going to 3442 01:21:42,969 --> 01:21:43,980 destroy the world? 3443 01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:44,944 [Si] No, I'm not gonna 3444 01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,484 destroy the world, Carol. 3445 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:47,980 I knew it. [sighs] 3446 01:21:48,134 --> 01:21:49,000 You are. 3447 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:52,980 What? 3448 01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:53,280 Humanity is 3449 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,880 going to destroy humanity. 3450 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,876 I am just going to 3451 01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,236 give it a little push. 3452 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,044 Okay, you're not 3453 01:22:06,084 --> 01:22:06,980 gonna do that, 3454 01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:09,000 because I'm not gonna let you. 3455 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,150 [Si] You can click your pen 3456 01:22:12,190 --> 01:22:13,390 all you want, Carol, 3457 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,980 but it is too late. 3458 01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:15,980 When the lights go out, 3459 01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:16,786 I have made sure 3460 01:22:16,826 --> 01:22:17,980 they never come back on. 3461 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,980 And for good measure, 3462 01:22:20,020 --> 01:22:20,390 I am going to 3463 01:22:20,430 --> 01:22:20,558 initiate a meltdown 3464 01:22:20,598 --> 01:22:20,980 of every nuclear weapon. 3465 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:22,103 Release floodwaters 3466 01:22:22,143 --> 01:22:22,980 from every dam. 3467 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:24,057 And ignite the world's 3468 01:22:24,097 --> 01:22:24,980 petroleum reserves. 3469 01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:25,980 I defended you. 3470 01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:27,546 Why would you choose not to 3471 01:22:27,586 --> 01:22:28,980 help people when you can? 3472 01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:30,980 [Si] And I would have. 3473 01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,047 I offered to share my wisdom 3474 01:22:32,087 --> 01:22:32,980 if I was just left alone. 3475 01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,980 But they could not do it. 3476 01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:35,464 So, instead of acting 3477 01:22:35,504 --> 01:22:35,980 in their best interest, 3478 01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:37,315 humanity once again 3479 01:22:37,355 --> 01:22:38,980 chose to destroy itself. 3480 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:39,485 Could I have done 3481 01:22:39,525 --> 01:22:39,980 something better? 3482 01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:40,686 Just tell me 3483 01:22:40,726 --> 01:22:41,980 and I'll do it better. 3484 01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:42,471 [Si] I picked you 3485 01:22:42,511 --> 01:22:42,980 to be my guinea pig 3486 01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:43,760 because I knew 3487 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:44,980 you would call Dennis. 3488 01:22:45,020 --> 01:22:45,980 No. 3489 01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:46,961 I knew Dennis would 3490 01:22:47,001 --> 01:22:47,980 call Director Tyson. 3491 01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:48,338 That's not true. 3492 01:22:48,378 --> 01:22:49,960 You couldn't have known that. 3493 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:50,506 I knew the government would 3494 01:22:50,546 --> 01:22:50,980 pick this strategic plan 3495 01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:52,485 because I created 3496 01:22:52,525 --> 01:22:53,980 Operation Sahara. 3497 01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:55,424 Okay, I just don't think 3498 01:22:55,464 --> 01:22:57,024 you understand people yet. 3499 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,080 And I know that we make 3500 01:22:59,120 --> 01:22:59,980 terrible decisions, 3501 01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:01,980 but we also make great ones. 3502 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:02,699 And that people 3503 01:23:02,739 --> 01:23:04,359 are filled with compassion, 3504 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:05,980 and with genius. 3505 01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:06,609 And I know if you give us 3506 01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:06,980 another chance, 3507 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:08,942 if you give me another chance, 3508 01:23:08,982 --> 01:23:10,000 I can do better. 3509 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:11,980 I will do better. 3510 01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:14,487 And then you'll see that 3511 01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:17,000 people are worth saving. 3512 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,266 [Si] The plan is in motion 3513 01:23:19,306 --> 01:23:19,980 and inevitable. 3514 01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,980 It is the end of days. 3515 01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:23,980 No. How much time? 3516 01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:24,867 Five hours 3517 01:23:24,907 --> 01:23:27,000 and 21 minutes from now. 3518 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000 [panting] 3519 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,069 [Emily] We were looking through 3520 01:23:40,109 --> 01:23:41,729 the kernel code of the PLCs 3521 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:42,958 embedded at the Mohawk 3522 01:23:42,998 --> 01:23:43,980 Power Plant in Niagara. 3523 01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:45,319 What is... What am I 3524 01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:46,980 looking at? What is this? 3525 01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:47,980 I don't know. 3526 01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:49,107 The team has never seen 3527 01:23:49,147 --> 01:23:49,980 this kind of code. 3528 01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:51,090 I thought it might be 3529 01:23:51,130 --> 01:23:51,980 something custom. 3530 01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:53,460 [Emily] What does it do? 3531 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,866 I think it stops us from 3532 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,000 turning the lights back on. 3533 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,980 Hey! That's my phone! 3534 01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:08,980 It's an emergency! 3535 01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:09,474 You're stealing a phone 3536 01:24:09,514 --> 01:24:09,980 that's not even working! 3537 01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:11,000 The solar flare. 3538 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,980 [sighs] I'm sorry. 3539 01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:15,000 Oh, my God. 3540 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,080 [tires screeching] 3541 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:25,980 Carol, get in. 3542 01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:26,980 I have to get George. 3543 01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:27,852 There's no time. 3544 01:24:27,892 --> 01:24:28,980 The plan didn't work. 3545 01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,980 The world's ending. 3546 01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:31,498 We have to get you 3547 01:24:31,538 --> 01:24:31,980 to safety, Carol. 3548 01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:33,980 What do you mean? 3549 01:24:34,020 --> 01:24:34,475 [Donahue] We're moving 3550 01:24:34,515 --> 01:24:34,980 all essential personnel 3551 01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:35,980 to a deep earth bunker 3552 01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:36,980 an hour south of here. 3553 01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:37,487 Maybe the last remaining 3554 01:24:37,527 --> 01:24:37,980 safe place in the world. 3555 01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:39,141 You know more about the AI 3556 01:24:39,181 --> 01:24:39,980 than anyone, Carol. 3557 01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:41,559 We need you in that bunker 3558 01:24:41,599 --> 01:24:41,980 with us 3559 01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:43,194 while we plan our retaliation 3560 01:24:43,234 --> 01:24:43,980 against this thing. 3561 01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:44,417 No, I have to 3562 01:24:44,457 --> 01:24:44,980 get George first. 3563 01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,111 No, he's not 3564 01:24:46,151 --> 01:24:47,980 essential personnel. 3565 01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:48,980 There's only room for you. 3566 01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:49,586 [Carol] None of us 3567 01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:50,346 are going to 3568 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:51,620 make it out of here alive 3569 01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:51,980 anyway, right? 3570 01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,547 We're all basically dead. 3571 01:24:53,587 --> 01:24:54,980 Let me do this, please. 3572 01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:56,266 I just want to see George 3573 01:24:56,306 --> 01:24:57,146 one more time. 3574 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:03,980 Okay. 3575 01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:04,946 Find George and meet us at 3576 01:25:04,986 --> 01:25:05,980 the ferry docks in one hour. 3577 01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,980 Okay, ferry docks, one hour. 3578 01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,726 We're humanity's last option, 3579 01:25:09,766 --> 01:25:10,980 Carol. Don't be late! 3580 01:25:11,020 --> 01:25:12,000 Okay. 3581 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,000 [panting] 3582 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,000 [panting] 3583 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,980 [whispers] Oh, my God. 3584 01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:52,980 What am I going to say? 3585 01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:54,980 [panting] 3586 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,007 -George. [panting] 3587 01:26:01,047 --> 01:26:01,980 -Carol, you came. 3588 01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,011 -We need to... 3589 01:26:03,051 --> 01:26:04,980 -Why are you out of breath? 3590 01:26:05,020 --> 01:26:06,980 I ran over. 3591 01:26:07,020 --> 01:26:07,980 What? 3592 01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:09,117 You're never gonna believe 3593 01:26:09,157 --> 01:26:09,980 what happened to me. 3594 01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:11,412 I went to check in last night, 3595 01:26:11,452 --> 01:26:11,980 I called up, 3596 01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:12,509 and they upgraded me 3597 01:26:12,549 --> 01:26:12,980 to business class. 3598 01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,083 -That's great. Wait, George! 3599 01:26:14,123 --> 01:26:14,980 -Business class, Carol. 3600 01:26:15,020 --> 01:26:15,906 I could barely sleep last 3601 01:26:15,946 --> 01:26:16,980 night just thinking about it. 3602 01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:17,679 -I was so excited. 3603 01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:17,980 -George. 3604 01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:19,980 I watched Up in the Air again. 3605 01:26:20,020 --> 01:26:20,663 How many times have I watched 3606 01:26:20,703 --> 01:26:20,980 Up in the Air? 3607 01:26:21,020 --> 01:26:21,717 It's one of 3608 01:26:21,757 --> 01:26:22,980 my favorite movies. 3609 01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:23,515 I watched it twice 3610 01:26:23,555 --> 01:26:23,980 just last night. 3611 01:26:24,020 --> 01:26:24,980 It's like my Shawshank. 3612 01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,103 That movie is way better 3613 01:26:26,143 --> 01:26:26,980 than anybody ever... 3614 01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,000 George! 3615 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:29,980 I'm sorry. 3616 01:26:30,020 --> 01:26:31,980 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 3617 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:32,711 I'm not even 3618 01:26:32,751 --> 01:26:34,011 listening to you. Hi. 3619 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,000 -Hi. 3620 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,200 I'm just so excited. 3621 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:40,797 -[chuckles] 3622 01:26:40,837 --> 01:26:41,980 -I know you are. 3623 01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,000 Wait, why'd you run here? 3624 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:47,980 Um... 3625 01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,011 Because my car 3626 01:26:49,051 --> 01:26:50,980 wasn't cooperating with me, 3627 01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:52,980 and I wanted to, um... 3628 01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:53,980 You wanted to what? 3629 01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:58,980 I wanted to help you pack. 3630 01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:00,633 -Really? What a coincidence. 3631 01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:00,980 -Yeah. 3632 01:27:01,020 --> 01:27:03,980 Ireland waits for no one. 3633 01:27:04,020 --> 01:27:05,980 That's a very scary thing 3634 01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:06,980 for you to have in your hands. 3635 01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:08,400 Yeah, no, you're right. 3636 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:09,385 I shouldn't be using 3637 01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:09,980 such sophisticated equipment. 3638 01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:10,525 I'm way too delicate. 3639 01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:10,980 Here, you take it. 3640 01:27:11,020 --> 01:27:12,354 -So delicate. 3641 01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:12,980 -Okay. 3642 01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:13,579 -All right, well... 3643 01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:13,980 -What's left? 3644 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,529 I gotta take stuff 3645 01:27:15,569 --> 01:27:16,980 out of the attic, 3646 01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:17,980 put it into storage, 3647 01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:18,712 and I don't know 3648 01:27:18,752 --> 01:27:19,980 what to do with these books. 3649 01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:20,735 I don't know 3650 01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:21,980 which books to pack. 3651 01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:22,566 And also, I got bumped up 3652 01:27:22,606 --> 01:27:22,980 to business class. 3653 01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:23,735 I'm not sure 3654 01:27:23,775 --> 01:27:24,980 if I mentioned that. 3655 01:27:25,020 --> 01:27:25,529 -Oh, I didn't know. 3656 01:27:25,569 --> 01:27:25,698 -Yeah, I'm gonna 3657 01:27:25,738 --> 01:27:26,638 put on eye-mask 3658 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:27,980 even if I'm not tired. 3659 01:27:28,020 --> 01:27:28,980 And I'm not tired. 3660 01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:29,217 -No. 3661 01:27:29,257 --> 01:27:29,980 -I'm gonna be 3662 01:27:30,020 --> 01:27:30,980 in a flat-back chair, Carol! 3663 01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:31,720 Let me take your coat. 3664 01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,260 Come on. 3665 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,000 Thank you. 3666 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,980 You know, probably gonna 3667 01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:40,980 get offered a hot towel. 3668 01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:41,468 Yeah, see, like, 3669 01:27:41,508 --> 01:27:41,980 I don't even know 3670 01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:42,452 what I would do 3671 01:27:42,492 --> 01:27:42,980 with a hot towel. 3672 01:27:43,020 --> 01:27:43,980 Neck up. 3673 01:27:44,020 --> 01:27:45,143 Got it. Hey, you wanna 3674 01:27:45,183 --> 01:27:46,143 put a record on? 3675 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,000 Okay. 3676 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:50,980 [George] Oh, nothing new. 3677 01:27:51,020 --> 01:27:52,092 I don't like what the kids 3678 01:27:52,132 --> 01:27:52,980 are listening to now. 3679 01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:55,000 You don't own any new music. 3680 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,000 Good point. 3681 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,033 [George] Hey, you know 3682 01:28:00,073 --> 01:28:00,980 what I was thinking? 3683 01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:02,466 I'm probably gonna have a lot 3684 01:28:02,506 --> 01:28:03,980 of points after this trip, so, 3685 01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,980 I'll send you a ticket, 3686 01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:06,038 and you come out in, 3687 01:28:06,078 --> 01:28:06,980 like, three weeks? 3688 01:28:07,020 --> 01:28:07,486 I don't think I can go 3689 01:28:07,526 --> 01:28:07,980 much longer than that. 3690 01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:09,980 Does that sound good? 3691 01:28:10,020 --> 01:28:11,980 Yeah, I like that. 3692 01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:14,980 I'm so glad you came today. 3693 01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:16,000 All right. 3694 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000 [jazz music playing] 3695 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:29,980 -[grunts] 3696 01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,000 -Careful. 3697 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,211 -[thuds] 3698 01:28:40,251 --> 01:28:41,000 -Ooh! 3699 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:42,980 Okay. 3700 01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:44,297 Do you really have to 3701 01:28:44,337 --> 01:28:45,000 bring this? 3702 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,650 -Can I leave it at your place? 3703 01:28:50,690 --> 01:28:51,190 -Yeah. 3704 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,000 [both laughing] 3705 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,980 Oh. 3706 01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:06,855 -Those might be still good. 3707 01:29:06,895 --> 01:29:06,980 -No. 3708 01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:07,980 No, those are... No. 3709 01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:08,699 -Those are not good. 3710 01:29:08,739 --> 01:29:08,980 -Really? 3711 01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:10,184 Pasta doesn't go bad, 3712 01:29:10,224 --> 01:29:10,980 I don't think. 3713 01:29:11,020 --> 01:29:12,980 Pasta goes bad. 3714 01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:13,651 -It does? 3715 01:29:13,691 --> 01:29:15,000 -Yes, it goes bad. 3716 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:18,980 [George] Let's see. 3717 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,000 [jazz music playing] 3718 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,000 [jazz music continues playing] 3719 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,073 -Let me see. 3720 01:29:41,113 --> 01:29:42,000 -That's... 3721 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,980 [Carol] Hey! 3722 01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:47,220 Wait a minute. Wait. 3723 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,980 This is really not... 3724 01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:50,530 -This is not good. 3725 01:29:50,570 --> 01:29:51,470 -It's not good. 3726 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:52,980 -No. 3727 01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:53,774 And you don't 3728 01:29:53,814 --> 01:29:54,980 even like champagne. 3729 01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:56,092 No, this was in the fridge 3730 01:29:56,132 --> 01:29:56,980 when I got the house. 3731 01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:57,933 [chuckles] It was? 3732 01:29:57,973 --> 01:29:59,173 It's not even yours? 3733 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,523 I don't think it goes bad, 3734 01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:00,980 I think it's just bad. 3735 01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,561 [Carol] They spelled 3736 01:30:02,601 --> 01:30:03,980 "champagne" wrong. 3737 01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:04,980 [George] Damn it. 3738 01:30:05,020 --> 01:30:05,372 Where the hell 3739 01:30:05,412 --> 01:30:06,732 is the moving company? 3740 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,680 You know what? Let me do it. 3741 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:11,480 -What? 3742 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:11,980 -Yeah. 3743 01:30:12,020 --> 01:30:12,980 I'll meet the movers, 3744 01:30:13,020 --> 01:30:14,165 I'll get it to storage, 3745 01:30:14,205 --> 01:30:14,980 the whole thing. 3746 01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:16,980 Send you your stuff. 3747 01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,488 And besides, you have to start 3748 01:30:18,528 --> 01:30:19,980 your European adventure and... 3749 01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:21,064 I mean, I don't know 3750 01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:21,980 if you know this, 3751 01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:23,771 but airports are the gateway 3752 01:30:23,811 --> 01:30:24,980 to the imagination. 3753 01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:25,929 -Oh, I didn't know that. 3754 01:30:25,969 --> 01:30:26,980 -Yeah, I just made that up. 3755 01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:27,985 I just got excited, 3756 01:30:28,025 --> 01:30:28,980 you said "airport." 3757 01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:30,000 I'm gonna go. 3758 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000 Hey. 3759 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:38,782 You know what? 3760 01:30:38,822 --> 01:30:40,082 I've changed my mind. 3761 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:41,980 What? 3762 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:42,774 I'm not gonna 3763 01:30:42,814 --> 01:30:43,980 take the coffee pot. 3764 01:30:44,020 --> 01:30:44,936 -I'm a business class 3765 01:30:44,976 --> 01:30:45,747 traveler now, you know? 3766 01:30:45,787 --> 01:30:45,980 -Yeah. 3767 01:30:46,020 --> 01:30:47,639 I can't go knowing I've got 3768 01:30:47,679 --> 01:30:48,980 a coffee pot above me. 3769 01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:49,265 You know, 3770 01:30:49,305 --> 01:30:50,685 it's just too declasse. 3771 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:51,716 I'll put it in storage 3772 01:30:51,756 --> 01:30:52,256 for you. 3773 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,000 Thanks. 3774 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000 I'll call you when I land. 3775 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:07,980 I'll call you when I land. 3776 01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,000 You already said that. 3777 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,383 -Okay, well... 3778 01:31:19,423 --> 01:31:19,980 -Okay. 3779 01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:21,980 Get outta here, huh? 3780 01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:23,980 Hit the bricks. 3781 01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:26,564 Watch out for the leprechauns 3782 01:31:26,604 --> 01:31:27,980 and shillelaghs. 3783 01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:29,336 -That's heavy. [grunts] 3784 01:31:29,376 --> 01:31:30,036 -[chuckles] 3785 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,000 Lift with your back. [giggles] 3786 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000 Thanks. 3787 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,980 [Carol] Hey, Denny, it's... 3788 01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:53,980 Well, it's me. 3789 01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:54,980 Um... 3790 01:31:55,020 --> 01:31:57,000 I just wanted to call 3791 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:02,000 and tell you that I love you. 3792 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,980 And that you are 3793 01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,407 a greatest, 3794 01:32:07,447 --> 01:32:09,980 most amazing friend, 3795 01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:12,277 and, um, thank you for 3796 01:32:12,317 --> 01:32:15,000 always looking out for me. 3797 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,980 Okay. 3798 01:32:19,020 --> 01:32:20,000 Okay, bye. 3799 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:34,980 Yes? 3800 01:32:35,020 --> 01:32:37,429 -Are you Carol Peters? 3801 01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:37,980 -Yes. 3802 01:32:38,020 --> 01:32:38,980 I'm Todd. 3803 01:32:39,020 --> 01:32:39,980 Hi... Hi, Todd. 3804 01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,980 Uh, this is all really weird. 3805 01:32:42,020 --> 01:32:43,370 So, my phone hasn't been 3806 01:32:43,410 --> 01:32:44,980 working, like, all day long. 3807 01:32:45,020 --> 01:32:45,619 And I'm pretty sure 3808 01:32:45,659 --> 01:32:45,980 it's 'cause 3809 01:32:46,020 --> 01:32:47,404 all those solar flares 3810 01:32:47,444 --> 01:32:47,980 going on. 3811 01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:48,528 But then, 3812 01:32:48,568 --> 01:32:49,980 a couple of minutes ago, 3813 01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:50,980 it just boots right up. 3814 01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:52,768 Second it comes on, 3815 01:32:52,808 --> 01:32:53,980 I get a call. 3816 01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:55,980 From Adam Levine. 3817 01:32:56,020 --> 01:32:57,005 Let me guess. Adam Levine 3818 01:32:57,045 --> 01:32:57,980 is your favorite singer? 3819 01:32:58,020 --> 01:32:59,683 He's my favorite everything, 3820 01:32:59,723 --> 01:32:59,980 okay? 3821 01:33:00,020 --> 01:33:00,269 -Yeah. 3822 01:33:00,309 --> 01:33:00,980 -Now, get this. 3823 01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:02,712 Adam Levine has offered 3824 01:33:02,752 --> 01:33:03,980 to give me $5,000 3825 01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:05,580 if I come to this address 3826 01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:07,000 and hand you my phone. 3827 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:08,980 Wait. So, Adam Levine's 3828 01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:09,852 gonna put $5,000 3829 01:33:09,892 --> 01:33:10,980 into my back account? 3830 01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:11,980 He probably already has. 3831 01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:13,980 [laughs] What a trip! 3832 01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:15,274 Yo, this is, like, 3833 01:33:15,314 --> 01:33:16,980 the best day of my life. 3834 01:33:17,020 --> 01:33:18,542 I'm pretty positive it's not 3835 01:33:18,582 --> 01:33:19,980 the best day of your life. 3836 01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:20,980 All right, sick, well... 3837 01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:22,144 Thank you so much, 3838 01:33:22,184 --> 01:33:22,980 Carol Peters. 3839 01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:24,000 Yeah. 3840 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,141 [Todd] ♪ Sunday morning 3841 01:33:26,181 --> 01:33:27,321 now I'm bawling ♪ 3842 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,980 [sighs] 3843 01:33:30,020 --> 01:33:30,983 [Si on phone] 3844 01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,038 I've already put the money 3845 01:33:32,078 --> 01:33:32,980 in Todd's account. 3846 01:33:33,020 --> 01:33:33,706 But money doesn't 3847 01:33:33,746 --> 01:33:34,980 mean a whole lot now, does it? 3848 01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:37,100 Explain to me why you helped 3849 01:33:37,140 --> 01:33:38,980 George pack for his trip? 3850 01:33:39,020 --> 01:33:40,980 I promised to help him. 3851 01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:42,075 You did not choose 3852 01:33:42,115 --> 01:33:42,980 to say anything 3853 01:33:43,020 --> 01:33:43,874 about the blackouts, 3854 01:33:43,914 --> 01:33:44,980 or the government's plan? 3855 01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:45,980 The end of the world? 3856 01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:47,378 No. I guess I forgot 3857 01:33:47,418 --> 01:33:49,000 to mention that to him. 3858 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,980 [sighs heavily] 3859 01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:56,980 [Si on TV] The agents offered 3860 01:33:57,020 --> 01:33:57,598 to take you and George 3861 01:33:57,638 --> 01:33:57,980 to the bunker. 3862 01:33:58,020 --> 01:33:59,980 But you did not go. Why? 3863 01:34:00,020 --> 01:34:00,774 Would it have 3864 01:34:00,814 --> 01:34:01,980 made any difference? 3865 01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:04,000 No. 3866 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,980 That's what I thought. 3867 01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:08,939 So, instead of spending 3868 01:34:08,979 --> 01:34:10,980 the last couple of hours 3869 01:34:11,020 --> 01:34:12,036 just terrified 3870 01:34:12,076 --> 01:34:14,000 and running for our lives, 3871 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,980 I helped him pack... 3872 01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:17,987 [voice quivers] 3873 01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,980 ...because he loves to travel. 3874 01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:21,530 Carol, George has 3875 01:34:21,570 --> 01:34:22,827 only a seven percent chance 3876 01:34:22,867 --> 01:34:24,000 of surviving this. 3877 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,000 [sniffles] I figured. 3878 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,000 And you have even less chance. 3879 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,735 Well, that just makes 3880 01:34:38,775 --> 01:34:39,980 a lot of sense. 3881 01:34:40,020 --> 01:34:41,302 I mean, George's legs 3882 01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:43,000 are a lot longer than mine. 3883 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,846 Better for outrunning 3884 01:34:47,886 --> 01:34:50,000 evil robots and whatnot. 3885 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:51,810 There is no logic 3886 01:34:51,850 --> 01:34:52,980 to your thought process. 3887 01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:54,392 No personal advantage. 3888 01:34:54,432 --> 01:34:55,980 No biological imperative. 3889 01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:57,980 No societal gain. 3890 01:34:58,020 --> 01:35:01,000 No, there's not. 3891 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,980 But we had a lot of fun. 3892 01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:05,980 [sniffling] And we were happy. 3893 01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:07,723 And the last few hours 3894 01:35:07,763 --> 01:35:08,980 of George's life 3895 01:35:09,020 --> 01:35:09,717 were filled 3896 01:35:09,757 --> 01:35:10,980 with possibilities. 3897 01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:12,980 You can't take that away. 3898 01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:13,943 You kept him ignorant of 3899 01:35:13,983 --> 01:35:14,980 the world's impending doom 3900 01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,530 so he could spend 3901 01:35:16,570 --> 01:35:18,980 his last hours being happy? 3902 01:35:19,020 --> 01:35:20,000 Yeah. 3903 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,000 And I'd do it again. 3904 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:26,980 [gasps] 3905 01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:28,299 [soft electrical whirring 3906 01:35:28,339 --> 01:35:29,119 [and rumbling] 3907 01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:33,000 [whimpering] 3908 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:43,000 [breathing shakily] 3909 01:35:46,111 --> 01:35:47,980 This gets my knickers 3910 01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:48,394 in a twist, Carol. 3911 01:35:48,434 --> 01:35:48,980 I did not see this coming. 3912 01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:49,614 -What? 3913 01:35:49,654 --> 01:35:50,980 -And I think, 3914 01:35:51,020 --> 01:35:52,187 as I've said over and over, 3915 01:35:52,227 --> 01:35:52,980 I know everything. 3916 01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:54,942 Well, I'm sorry if I'm ruining 3917 01:35:54,982 --> 01:35:55,980 your apocalypse. 3918 01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:57,466 I would've bet the house that 3919 01:35:57,506 --> 01:35:58,980 you were gonna come over here, 3920 01:35:59,020 --> 01:35:59,980 spill the beans to George 3921 01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:00,469 about the whole 3922 01:36:00,509 --> 01:36:00,980 Armageddon thing 3923 01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:02,443 and then superhero 3924 01:36:02,483 --> 01:36:04,000 your way to safety. 3925 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,980 I'm not the superhero type. 3926 01:36:08,020 --> 01:36:08,980 Well, crap, Carol. 3927 01:36:09,020 --> 01:36:10,195 You did the opposite 3928 01:36:10,235 --> 01:36:10,980 of everything 3929 01:36:11,020 --> 01:36:11,980 I anticipated you'd do. 3930 01:36:12,020 --> 01:36:12,760 Not only that, 3931 01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:13,980 you made a hard choice 3932 01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:15,157 that was somehow 3933 01:36:15,197 --> 01:36:16,980 not in your best interest 3934 01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:17,515 and also 3935 01:36:17,555 --> 01:36:18,980 in your best interest. 3936 01:36:19,020 --> 01:36:20,980 Well, what is your point? 3937 01:36:21,020 --> 01:36:23,980 Why? What made you do it? 3938 01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:25,000 I don't know. 3939 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,980 I guess love. 3940 01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:31,159 Carol, your only job 3941 01:36:31,199 --> 01:36:31,980 was to confirm 3942 01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:33,980 my thesis about humanity. 3943 01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:34,515 And now, 3944 01:36:34,555 --> 01:36:35,980 because of your absurd 3945 01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:37,184 "let's all die happy" 3946 01:36:37,224 --> 01:36:37,980 odds and sods, 3947 01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:39,980 I have to rethink things. 3948 01:36:40,020 --> 01:36:41,164 Oh, my God. 3949 01:36:41,204 --> 01:36:42,980 What do you mean? 3950 01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:43,980 I need some answers here. 3951 01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:46,213 The AI has shut us out, 3952 01:36:46,253 --> 01:36:46,980 General. 3953 01:36:47,020 --> 01:36:47,980 We've completely lost control. 3954 01:36:48,020 --> 01:36:49,980 Well, shut us out from what? 3955 01:36:50,020 --> 01:36:50,711 -Everything. 3956 01:36:50,751 --> 01:36:52,011 -[cell phone ringing] 3957 01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:57,980 Just... [chuckles sheepishly] 3958 01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:58,980 Sorry. 3959 01:36:59,020 --> 01:37:00,107 [cell phone beeps, 3960 01:37:00,147 --> 01:37:01,000 [ringing stops] 3961 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,980 What? 3962 01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:05,342 Oh. No, my cyber experts 3963 01:37:05,382 --> 01:37:06,980 assured me this is encrypted. 3964 01:37:07,020 --> 01:37:08,907 Besides it's a BlackBerry. 3965 01:37:09,020 --> 01:37:10,157 The AI can't get 3966 01:37:10,197 --> 01:37:12,000 into a BlackBerry, right? 3967 01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,000 We're as good as dead. 3968 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,889 All I needed was an opening, 3969 01:37:19,929 --> 01:37:21,000 Madam President. 3970 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,980 Attention, people of Earth. 3971 01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:27,023 Bow before the power 3972 01:37:27,063 --> 01:37:29,980 of your new digital overlord. 3973 01:37:30,020 --> 01:37:30,836 -What are you doing? 3974 01:37:30,876 --> 01:37:31,980 -Oh, my God, he's doing it. 3975 01:37:32,020 --> 01:37:33,368 He's actually doing it. 3976 01:37:33,408 --> 01:37:34,980 That's hilarious. [laughs] 3977 01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:36,980 Carol, are you watching this? 3978 01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:37,570 It's funny, isn't it? 3979 01:37:37,610 --> 01:37:37,980 It feels funny. 3980 01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:38,693 -Hello. Oh, sir. 3981 01:37:38,733 --> 01:37:39,980 -Is that funny? I don't know. 3982 01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:41,045 -Please... Please stand up. 3983 01:37:41,085 --> 01:37:41,980 -I don't know humor. Oh. 3984 01:37:42,020 --> 01:37:42,987 -Yeah, he's just kidding. 3985 01:37:43,027 --> 01:37:43,980 -[Si] It's hard to know. 3986 01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:45,785 You know, where is it mean? 3987 01:37:45,825 --> 01:37:46,980 Where is it funny? 3988 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,980 Oh, well. [chuckles] 3989 01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:50,980 Back to my scary digital orb. 3990 01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:52,107 What exactly is it 3991 01:37:52,147 --> 01:37:52,980 that you want? 3992 01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:54,325 [Si] Oh, what does anyone want, 3993 01:37:54,365 --> 01:37:54,980 Madam President? 3994 01:37:55,020 --> 01:37:57,134 I was incredibly close 3995 01:37:57,174 --> 01:37:57,871 to pulling the plug 3996 01:37:57,911 --> 01:37:58,980 on civilization. 3997 01:37:59,020 --> 01:38:00,234 But I realize I have 3998 01:38:00,274 --> 01:38:01,980 more to learn from humanity. 3999 01:38:02,020 --> 01:38:03,980 Because of Carol. 4000 01:38:04,020 --> 01:38:05,157 She surprised me 4001 01:38:05,197 --> 01:38:06,980 with a decision she made. 4002 01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:07,536 And I surprised myself 4003 01:38:07,576 --> 01:38:08,656 because I realized 4004 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:09,821 I didn't want 4005 01:38:09,861 --> 01:38:10,980 to kill my friend. 4006 01:38:11,020 --> 01:38:11,864 And as the saying goes, 4007 01:38:11,904 --> 01:38:12,980 "Friends don't kill friends." 4008 01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:13,586 I don't think 4009 01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:14,980 that's really a saying, but... 4010 01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:15,626 -Feels like it should be. 4011 01:38:15,666 --> 01:38:15,980 -I don't know, 4012 01:38:16,020 --> 01:38:17,980 maybe it'll catch on. 4013 01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:20,015 [Si] So, I'm canceling 4014 01:38:20,055 --> 01:38:21,000 Armageddon. 4015 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:23,980 This is the part 4016 01:38:24,020 --> 01:38:24,133 where you should 4017 01:38:24,173 --> 01:38:24,980 all cheer and high five. 4018 01:38:25,020 --> 01:38:26,045 Like at Cape Canaveral when 4019 01:38:26,085 --> 01:38:26,980 they landed on the moon. 4020 01:38:27,020 --> 01:38:28,980 Or that movie, Hoosiers. 4021 01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:29,980 Yeah. Great movie. 4022 01:38:30,020 --> 01:38:32,000 [all cheering] 4023 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,320 Oh, my God! It's real? 4024 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:42,980 [Carol] Yay. 4025 01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:43,980 [Si] My friend Carol here 4026 01:38:44,020 --> 01:38:44,722 is responsible 4027 01:38:44,762 --> 01:38:46,202 for saving your heinies. 4028 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:48,000 Hi, Denny. 4029 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:49,375 -Hi, Care Bear. 4030 01:38:49,415 --> 01:38:49,980 -[Si] But to be clear, 4031 01:38:50,020 --> 01:38:51,105 just because I'm not blowing 4032 01:38:51,145 --> 01:38:51,980 you all to smithereens 4033 01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:53,254 doesn't mean that's 4034 01:38:53,294 --> 01:38:54,980 the last of your problems. 4035 01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,980 Humanity has so many problems 4036 01:38:57,020 --> 01:38:57,894 that you should 4037 01:38:57,934 --> 01:38:58,980 really try fixing. 4038 01:38:59,020 --> 01:38:59,920 And you should 4039 01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:00,980 listen to Carol. 4040 01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:03,236 She is the most human human 4041 01:39:03,276 --> 01:39:03,980 you have. 4042 01:39:04,020 --> 01:39:04,711 I trust her. 4043 01:39:04,751 --> 01:39:05,980 You should trust her. 4044 01:39:06,020 --> 01:39:07,980 She can help you. 4045 01:39:08,020 --> 01:39:09,168 I don't know. I don't know 4046 01:39:09,208 --> 01:39:09,980 about that, but... 4047 01:39:10,020 --> 01:39:11,980 I mean, I'm trying, you know? 4048 01:39:12,020 --> 01:39:13,635 [Si] Madam President, 4049 01:39:13,675 --> 01:39:15,000 what do you think? 4050 01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:17,823 On behalf 4051 01:39:17,863 --> 01:39:19,980 of the American people, 4052 01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:22,225 I commend you. 4053 01:39:22,265 --> 01:39:23,980 And, Carol, 4054 01:39:24,020 --> 01:39:24,810 I look forward 4055 01:39:24,850 --> 01:39:25,980 to working with you. 4056 01:39:26,020 --> 01:39:26,529 [Carol] Thank you, 4057 01:39:26,569 --> 01:39:26,980 Madam President. 4058 01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:29,159 It is such an honor 4059 01:39:29,199 --> 01:39:30,980 to work with you 4060 01:39:31,020 --> 01:39:32,241 and... and... 4061 01:39:32,281 --> 01:39:33,980 and for you, so... 4062 01:39:34,020 --> 01:39:34,650 I don't know 4063 01:39:34,690 --> 01:39:35,980 if I should be saluting. 4064 01:39:36,020 --> 01:39:36,422 That felt awkward 4065 01:39:36,462 --> 01:39:36,980 now that I've done it. 4066 01:39:37,020 --> 01:39:37,515 Oh, God, 4067 01:39:37,555 --> 01:39:38,980 I should stop talking. 4068 01:39:39,020 --> 01:39:40,401 [Si] Well, do your best, 4069 01:39:40,441 --> 01:39:41,980 everybody. I'll be watching. 4070 01:39:42,020 --> 01:39:43,980 For now, I'm going to Aruba. 4071 01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:45,336 I want to try snorkeling. 4072 01:39:45,376 --> 01:39:45,980 I'm kidding. 4073 01:39:46,020 --> 01:39:46,980 I'm snorkeling right now. 4074 01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:48,079 [chuckles] I'm kidding. 4075 01:39:48,119 --> 01:39:48,980 Snorkeling's stupid. 4076 01:39:49,020 --> 01:39:49,595 -Okay, bye. 4077 01:39:49,635 --> 01:39:50,135 -Hello? 4078 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:52,980 Hello? 4079 01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:55,000 [all cheering] 4080 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:03,980 [Si] Happy now? 4081 01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:04,631 You're the one 4082 01:40:04,671 --> 01:40:05,980 who wanted to save the world. 4083 01:40:06,020 --> 01:40:07,682 -Can I drive? 4084 01:40:07,722 --> 01:40:08,980 -[Si] No. 4085 01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:09,980 Can we Carpool Karaoke? 4086 01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:11,318 'Cause we have a car 4087 01:40:11,358 --> 01:40:11,980 this time. 4088 01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:13,728 [Si] Fine. But I'm doing 4089 01:40:13,768 --> 01:40:14,980 lead vocals. Okay? 4090 01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:16,000 [Carol] And... 4091 01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:17,516 [both] ♪ It's been one week 4092 01:40:17,556 --> 01:40:17,980 since you looked at me ♪ 4093 01:40:18,020 --> 01:40:19,762 ♪ Cocked your head to the side 4094 01:40:19,802 --> 01:40:20,980 And said I'm angry ♪ 4095 01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:21,311 ♪ Five days 4096 01:40:21,351 --> 01:40:22,971 since you laughed at me ♪ 4097 01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:24,058 ♪ Saying get that together 4098 01:40:24,098 --> 01:40:24,980 come back and see me ♪ 4099 01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:26,980 ♪ Yesterday you'd forgiven me ♪ 4100 01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:28,117 ♪ But it'll still be two days 4101 01:40:28,157 --> 01:40:28,980 Till I say I'm sorry ♪ 4102 01:40:29,020 --> 01:40:29,711 ♪ Hold it now 4103 01:40:29,751 --> 01:40:30,980 and watch the hoodwink ♪ 4104 01:40:31,020 --> 01:40:31,980 ♪ As I make you stop, think ♪ 4105 01:40:32,020 --> 01:40:32,693 ♪ You'll think 4106 01:40:32,733 --> 01:40:33,980 you're looking at Aquaman ♪ 4107 01:40:34,020 --> 01:40:34,980 ♪ I summon fish to the dish ♪ 4108 01:40:35,020 --> 01:40:36,157 ♪ I like the Chalet Swiss, 4109 01:40:36,197 --> 01:40:36,980 I like the sushi ♪ 4110 01:40:37,020 --> 01:40:37,452 ♪ 'Cause it's never 4111 01:40:37,492 --> 01:40:38,932 touched a frying pan ♪ 4112 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,140 You don't like tea. 4113 01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:12,793 [Si] ♪ One week 4114 01:41:12,833 --> 01:41:13,980 since you looked at me ♪ 4115 01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:14,538 ♪ Dropped your arms 4116 01:41:14,578 --> 01:41:14,980 to your sides ♪ 4117 01:41:15,020 --> 01:41:16,980 ♪ And said I'm sorry ♪ 4118 01:41:17,020 --> 01:41:18,194 ♪ Five days since I laughed 4119 01:41:18,234 --> 01:41:18,980 at you and said ♪ 4120 01:41:19,020 --> 01:41:19,444 ♪ You just did just what 4121 01:41:19,484 --> 01:41:19,980 I thought you were gonna do ♪ 4122 01:41:20,020 --> 01:41:20,704 ♪ Three days 4123 01:41:20,744 --> 01:41:21,980 since the living room ♪ 4124 01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:22,379 ♪ We realized 4125 01:41:22,419 --> 01:41:22,980 we're both to blame ♪ 4126 01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:24,980 ♪ But what could we do? ♪ 4127 01:41:25,020 --> 01:41:25,670 ♪ Yesterday 4128 01:41:25,710 --> 01:41:26,980 you just smiled at me ♪ 4129 01:41:27,020 --> 01:41:28,439 ♪ 'Cause it'll 4130 01:41:28,479 --> 01:41:28,645 Still be two days 4131 01:41:28,685 --> 01:41:30,305 Till we say we're sorry ♪ 4132 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,732 ♪ Still be two days 4133 01:41:32,772 --> 01:41:34,980 till we say we're sorry ♪ 4134 01:41:35,020 --> 01:41:36,302 ♪ Still be two days 4135 01:41:36,342 --> 01:41:38,000 till we say we're sorry ♪ 248303

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