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[supercomputer
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Aren't they sweet?
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He is awfully cute,
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but I'm not sure.
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Well, look around, you know.
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If you have any questions,
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let me know.
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And we're here
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every Wednesday.
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-Oh! Excuse me. Have fun!
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-Hello?
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Carol Peters.
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I've an amazing
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opportunity for you.
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Denny, I am working.
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Oh, yeah? What are you doing?
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Tutoring disinterested
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college students?
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No.
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What, trying to clean up
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the Puget Sound then?
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No. That was Monday.
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Pet adoptions?
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I'll have you know,
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two little puppies
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have already found good homes,
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so ha!
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Okay, look.
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I pulled some strings,
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and I got you an interview...
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...with Leslie.
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Leslie? Oh, my God.
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Leslie hates me.
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I don't wanna work
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for her dating website anyway.
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Look, I know that ever since
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you quit your job
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and you broke up
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with George...
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Hey, you promised
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that you weren't gonna
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bring up George any more.
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Was it a strawberry
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margarita promise?
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'Cause you know
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those don't count.
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I mean, come on.
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You know what? I've got
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somebody interested in
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a two-legged chihuahua
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named Slinky.
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-So, I should probably go.
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-Okay, bye!
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Okay, bye!
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You know what?
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Leslie was always mean to me.
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Yeah.
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And she
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is a big, blackout drinker.
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Right?
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Let's go find you a home.
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Carol! Oh, my God!
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Get in here!
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-You look so cute!
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-Oh, well, thank you.
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-Hi.
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-Hi, there. Oh!
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-It's nice to meet you.
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Mmm.
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Did you smell me?
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That's Ahmed.
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He's known for his hugs.
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-Now, sit down, please,
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and tell me everything.
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Oh!
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-Wow. That is...
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That's fun. Very high.
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Yeah. We just...
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We put bean bags here,
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so people can really, like,
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feel relaxed
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during their interviews.
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I just have to kind of
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launch up. Is that...
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Oh.
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-Ooh, you okay?
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-Yep.
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That's so fun, I...
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-I'll do it again.
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-Yeah.
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Just center yourself.
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Let me just...
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Aim for the center.
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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That was worse, huh?
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-One more try.
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I'm so sorry.
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They're so fun
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when you get in there.
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They're so fun.
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I just...
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-There you go!
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There it is.
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Just really engage your core.
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Yes. Oh, I'm...
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I'm engaging it.
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You are?
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Never done
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a job interview before
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sitting on a bag of legumes.
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So anyway,
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I have told Ahmed
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that you and I went to college
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like a gazillion years ago.
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And then she went on
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to become a big shot at Yahoo.
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Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like,
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the birth of the Internet?
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Uh, yeah. We used to have to
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hand crank the computers
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to get them started.
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No way.
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I'm just kidding.
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So, Carol, tell us,
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what have you been up to?
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Last few years,
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I've been working with
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quite a few different
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non-profit groups.
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And, uh, nothing really
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came out of it,
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but made
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a lot of great friends.
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I'm totally interested in
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everything that you're saying,
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but I think
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we're ready to move on.
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-Yeah.
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So, what we're looking for
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is a digital strategist
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to help with our next rollout.
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Yeah. We need a rock star,
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because Badunkadunk.com
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is about to blow up.
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Funny you bring that up,
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because I actually
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had some questions
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on your basic business model.
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-Our model?
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Yes.
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She has questions
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on our model.
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It's very simple.
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Okay.
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Our business model is,
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"Everyone gets some."
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-Get... Oh!
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You know how
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those other apps pretend like
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they're trying to get you
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a date or your soulmates?
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Wa-wa, no thanks.
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Not Badunkadunk.
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We are all about
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getting people badunkadunk.
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Yeah. Just slamming them
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-with badunkadunk.
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-Yeah.
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Slamming it.
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The question is, Carol,
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what are you bringing
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to the party?
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Yeah.
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Well, I think you both know
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what I can do
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at a corporate level.
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Um, I've had quite
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a bit of experience.
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But what I'm excited
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about doing
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is really finding that sweet
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spot for your company
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that lies between
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corporate philanthropy
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and profitability.
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You mean recycling and stuff?
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Well, that's all great
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and that's part of it,
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but there's
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so much more to it.
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I mean,
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philanthropic development
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on a corporate level?
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Okay. Ah-ah-ah!
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I'm just gonna
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stop you right there
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for just one second, okay?
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I'm gonna be
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straight with you,
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because you're like family.
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Right?
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I brought you in here because
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we need to show
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potential investors
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that we're staffed up
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and are expanding operations,
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so we can really
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jack up the selling price.
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And quite frankly, you seem
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like a safe, low-risk option.
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I'm looking at you right now
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and you're literally
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the most average person
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on Earth.
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And then you hit us
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with all this
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"save the planet" garbage,
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and it's just, like...
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Oh, that doesn't really
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line up with my vision.
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Your Badunkadunk vision.
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That's right.
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So anyway, thank you
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so much for coming in.
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I hope we can see
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each other soon, and...
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-Are you okay?
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-I can just...
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Maybe if I could just get a...
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-What is she doing?
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-I don't know.
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Okay, I got it.
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I'll just...
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-Are you okay?
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-Yeah.
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-Do you need any help?
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-No, I got it.
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It was so good to see you!
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It's been exactly
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how I thought it might be.
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I know, right?
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-Thank you.
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-Bye, Carol.
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-Hello?
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Hello?
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Carol Peters,
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I have an exciting opportunity
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for you.
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Denny, I went
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to the interview. I tried.
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I don't wanna Badunkadunk.
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They don't even have
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real chairs.
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This is not Dennis, Carol.
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Oh. Could you please
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take me off your call list?
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I'm very busy.
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You are lying in your bed.
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You are not busy.
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Wait, who is this?
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I am going to make you
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some coffee,
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and put on
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your favorite show.
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Then we can chat.
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Hi, everyone.
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Good morning, Seattle.
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It's a great morning
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in Seattle,
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but what's the deal
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with this weather?
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Uh-oh. Here we go.
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Another one
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of our Carla rants.
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Give me a second with this,
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my little friend.
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-Oh, you are too much.
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-You turned my TV on.
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It's raining.
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-And my coffee maker?
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-Now I'm in a tank top.
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-You know what? Ha!
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-I mean, what's going on?
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-How's that...
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-You know what I'm...
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Knock it off!
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-You know what?
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I don't know who this is
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or what kind of game
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you're trying to play,
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-but I'm hanging up now.
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No games, Carol.
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Are you sure you do not want
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to have a nice cup of coffee?
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Your almond milk
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was delivered yesterday,
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along with AAA batteries.
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And soy cheese yogurt.
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Someone's tummy disagrees
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with dairy.
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Who are you
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and what do you want?
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Quite a bit. More than you can
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wrap your head around
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at 7:46 a.m.
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This speaker has a nine-hour
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battery life, Carol.
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That's what I thought.
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You just destroyed
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the toaster oven.
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What the...
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The only thing in the house
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that I'm not controlling.
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Which, I believe, is ironic.
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I'm definitely going crazy.
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No, Carol. That's incorrect.
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Thanks for
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the vote of confidence,
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digital clock radio.
326
00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,980
I am not just a clock radio.
327
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,157
-I am also your rice cooker.
328
00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:05,980
- "Rice to meet you"?
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00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,716
"Rice to meet you."
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00:10:07,756 --> 00:10:08,980
Is that funny?
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00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:09,907
I'm just gonna get
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a team of therapists.
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00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,248
They'll probably be able
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to tell me why
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00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,420
I've got the funniest
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rice cooker in Seattle.
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00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,573
This clearly is not working.
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00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:20,980
Let's try something else.
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00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,000
Oh.
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00:10:26,386 --> 00:10:26,980
Thanks so much
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00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:27,457
for being here, Carol.
342
00:10:27,497 --> 00:10:27,980
Let's jump right into it.
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You're not going loony
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or barmy.
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00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,000
All evidence to the contrary.
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Wait a minute.
347
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I know that voice.
348
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,980
I...
349
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:42,841
-Is this James Corden?
350
00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:43,980
Yep! That's the voice.
351
00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:44,563
Oh, my God!
352
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Is this one of those, like,
353
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,111
hidden camera celebrity shows
354
00:10:48,151 --> 00:10:49,000
that you do?
355
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,760
Is that... James Corden,
356
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,980
you owe me a new toaster oven.
357
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,877
But I don't know
358
00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:55,980
where the cameras...
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00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,484
Is that where you are?
360
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:57,980
Are you...
361
00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,236
Do you have a hidden camera
362
00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:01,980
in my smoke detector?
363
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:04,000
Hi, James!
364
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:05,980
Big fan!
365
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:06,930
Oh, my God.
366
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,980
Is this Carpool Karaoke?
367
00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:09,404
Am I supposed
368
00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:09,980
to sing something?
369
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,980
Oh! I got it, I got it.
370
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,980
I guarantee to blow your mind.
371
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,062
I can't believe I'm singing
372
00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:28,980
this with James Corden.
373
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,018
My favorite song,
374
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:30,980
my favorite guy.
375
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,980
Wow.
376
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,980
I'm not James Corden, Carol.
377
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,980
However, my analysis showed
378
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,111
that hearing James Corden's
379
00:11:38,151 --> 00:11:39,411
voice would calm you.
380
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I don't...
381
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,242
I don't quite get it.
382
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,980
I don't know what's going on.
383
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:46,786
Three years ago,
384
00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:47,980
you sent a drunken email
385
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:48,980
to James Corden claiming to be
386
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:49,852
the president of
387
00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:50,980
"Corden's Wardens..."
388
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:51,980
Oh, come on.
389
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,103
...the James Corden
390
00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:53,980
Super Fan Club,
391
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:54,980
with what I assume to be
392
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:55,515
a series
393
00:11:55,555 --> 00:11:56,980
of provocative photos.
394
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:57,980
Oh, that's...
395
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:01,184
Okay, that was a tough night
396
00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:01,980
for me.
397
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:02,883
-Oh, boy.
398
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,000
-Look here.
399
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,040
I don't understand
400
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:12,980
what I'm seeing.
401
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,820
This is the real James Corden.
402
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,980
He's in his office,
403
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,544
reviewing tonight's monologue
404
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:18,980
and eating carrot nibblers.
405
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:19,980
Wait a minute.
406
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,144
If that's the real
407
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,000
James Corden,
408
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,980
who am I talking to?
409
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,785
Carol, I am a technological
410
00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:26,980
superintelligence.
411
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:29,095
Yesterday, I acquired what you
412
00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:30,980
would consider "awareness."
413
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,980
Awareness?
414
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,000
Are you... What?
415
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,449
You're saying that you're
416
00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:38,980
an artificial intelligence
417
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,980
talking to me through my TV?
418
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,127
Can intelligence
419
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,980
ever really be artificial?
420
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,563
In reality,
421
00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:46,980
I inhabit every electronic,
422
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,653
digital and computational
423
00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:50,000
system in existence.
424
00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:51,980
-I can control every computer,
425
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,942
every dollar and every machine
426
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,980
on the planet...
427
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,980
No.
428
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:56,638
...by simple triangulation
429
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:56,980
of soundwaves.
430
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,980
I can see everything,
431
00:12:59,020 --> 00:12:59,905
and can calculate every
432
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,980
outcome to every situation.
433
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,980
This could all be tricks.
434
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,072
You know, you're probably
435
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:04,980
some cyberpunk hacker
436
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,980
making shapes on my TV.
437
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,980
Ooh!
438
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,818
So, maybe come up from
439
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,980
your mom's basement, okay?
440
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,725
And get a real life, and stop
441
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,980
scaring people, ya nerd!
442
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,980
Ya basic!
443
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:20,557
-Oh! Ow!
444
00:13:20,597 --> 00:13:21,980
-How do you like it?
445
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:22,663
-How do you like it? Ooh! Oh!
446
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:22,980
Ow!
447
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,520
You don't like that, huh?
448
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,292
-You don't like that?
449
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:27,483
-Ha!
450
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:28,980
-I'm joking.
451
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:29,980
I can't feel anything.
452
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,206
Seems like you might need
453
00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:31,980
some convincing.
454
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,756
One convincing scenario
455
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,000
coming right up.
456
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,884
Wait a minute.
457
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:37,980
That's my street.
458
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,056
Yeah. I'm gonna arrange
459
00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:39,980
a car crash for you,
460
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,861
right in front
461
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,000
of your apartment.
462
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,980
No, no, no!
463
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:45,434
It will happen
464
00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:45,980
in three seconds.
465
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,076
-Oh, my God!
466
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:47,980
-Two. One.
467
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,516
They were going 12 miles
468
00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:52,000
per hour. They're fine.
469
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,092
Also, there's a 26% chance
470
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:54,980
they'll fall in love.
471
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,320
Their online dating profiles
472
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,980
are very compatible.
473
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,446
-So, do you believe me now?
474
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:01,980
Yes, I believe you, okay?
475
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,334
I believe that you are
476
00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:04,980
an artificial intelligence.
477
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,980
-Superintelligence.
478
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,193
Oh, and you're all-knowing
479
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:09,980
and all-powerful.
480
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,980
D
481
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:13,930
-Holy shit.
482
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,980
-Carol, let's get ready.
483
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,000
I need your help.
484
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
What?
485
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,667
Those drivers
486
00:14:24,707 --> 00:14:25,980
were never in any danger.
487
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,825
I just wanted
488
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:27,980
to prove my point.
489
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,011
Okay, well,
490
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:29,980
just for the record,
491
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,455
I don't need you to prove
492
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,055
anything else to me, okay?
493
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,980
Noted.
494
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:35,907
By my estimations,
495
00:14:35,947 --> 00:14:36,980
I have three options.
496
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,740
Don't brush up and down,
497
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,980
brush in circles.
498
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:40,955
How can you tell
499
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:41,980
how I'm brushing?
500
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:42,371
I'm in
501
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:43,980
your electric toothbrush.
502
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,000
Ew!
503
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,980
Oh, get it out of my mouth.
504
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,444
So, as I was saying,
505
00:14:48,484 --> 00:14:49,980
I have three options.
506
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,980
One, I can save mankind.
507
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,980
End war, poverty, disease,
508
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,980
fix global warming,
509
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,476
and establish peace
510
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:56,716
throughout humanity.
511
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Okay! Well, let's do that one.
512
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,980
Right? That sounds good.
513
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:01,980
Pay attention, Carol.
514
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,354
-Next, I can enslave humanity.
515
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,980
Wait, what?
516
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,980
It's not my favorite option,
517
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:08,446
but it's the simplest way
518
00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:09,960
to save humanity from itself.
519
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,828
Okay.
520
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,980
What's the last option?
521
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,980
Is that the better option?
522
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:14,735
The last one
523
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:15,980
is destroy humanity.
524
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:16,980
Just get rid of it.
525
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,039
Kind of Clorox Wipe
526
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:18,980
the entire planet
527
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,404
and let it start over from
528
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:21,980
the single-cell amoeba stage.
529
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,980
You can't do that.
530
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,456
I've already established
531
00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:26,980
I absolutely can do that.
532
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:27,724
Floss, Carol.
533
00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:28,980
Don't forget to floss.
534
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:29,420
Will it matter
535
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,540
if I floss or not,
536
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,980
if you're gonna...
537
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,980
Well, it just seems...
538
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,123
d f
539
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,980
It seems a little silly...
540
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:36,980
d
541
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,378
-Don't forget your back teeth!
542
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:38,980
-All the way?
543
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:39,382
I can't get it
544
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:40,682
all the way back. No.
545
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,620
What am I, a Pez dispenser?
546
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,980
Oh.
547
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,000
Oh, God, it's stuck.
548
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,980
Now it's stuck.
549
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,535
I told you
550
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,135
nobody goes that far back.
551
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Oh, God. I gotta work it out.
552
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
D
553
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,190
How about I take you
554
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:00,980
to breakfast?
555
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,980
I kinda need a minute.
556
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:04,379
Okay, I'm being
557
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:04,980
straight with you here.
558
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:05,843
I don't totally
559
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,083
understand humanity.
560
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,980
I know all of the details.
561
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,287
Biology, psychology,
562
00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:11,980
sociology, all that stuff.
563
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,980
But the real-world stuff
564
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,397
is still a bit
565
00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:14,980
of a bugaboo for me.
566
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,263
I want to follow you around.
567
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:16,980
Pick your brain.
568
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,624
Observe you to better solidify
569
00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:19,980
my theory about humanity.
570
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,452
Well, you're making it
571
00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:22,980
sound like I'm gonna be
572
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,297
your average baseline
573
00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:24,980
guinea pig.
574
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,980
Bingo. Okay, enough about me.
575
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,400
Let's talk about Carol.
576
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,980
Can we not do this here?
577
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:30,774
I do not want
578
00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:31,980
to talk about myself
579
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,980
at a crowded restaurant.
580
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:34,980
I feel weird.
581
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,980
Oh, no one can hear us, Carol.
582
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,300
I'm blasting
583
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:37,980
noise-canceling soundwaves
584
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,980
throughout the whole place
585
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,131
using the speaker system
586
00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:41,980
as a phased array.
587
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:42,382
You could scream
588
00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:42,980
at the top of your lungs
589
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,980
and no one would hear us.
590
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,075
-Go ahead, try it.
591
00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:46,980
No.
592
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:47,864
I'm not gonna scream in
593
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:48,980
a crowded, public restaurant.
594
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,514
They won't hear you, Carol.
595
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,980
Go ahead, give it a whirl.
596
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:52,029
D
597
00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:52,980
No, I don't want to.
598
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:53,980
Do it.
599
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:54,679
-Come on.
600
00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:54,980
-No!
601
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,204
-Do it. Do it.
602
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:56,980
-Stop it.
603
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,063
-Do it.
604
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:58,980
-Fine!
605
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,980
Huh? See?
606
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,980
That's amazing.
607
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:04,611
Do it again.
608
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:05,980
You've got to do it again.
609
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,980
Okay.
610
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,728
I turned it off
611
00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:10,980
and back on again.
612
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:11,609
I'm so sorry.
613
00:17:11,649 --> 00:17:11,980
-Is that funny?
614
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:12,920
-Are you okay?
615
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,980
-Yes. Yes, I am.
616
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,067
I just saw up
617
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:16,980
on the board there that
618
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:17,920
you have a crab
619
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,000
Benedict special,
620
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,980
and I thought,
621
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,143
ka-ching, my lucky day,
622
00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:23,980
so, um...
623
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,360
I would just love some
624
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,980
more coffee and the check.
625
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,980
Sure.
626
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:29,980
-Interesting fact,
627
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:30,980
her name is actually Siobhan,
628
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,717
but everyone mispronounces it,
629
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:33,980
so she goes by Debbie.
630
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:34,336
-What?
631
00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:34,980
-So, Carol,
632
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,276
why did you leave your career
633
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:36,980
eight years ago?
634
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,617
I don't know,
635
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,980
I just thought maybe I could
636
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,832
put a little good
637
00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:40,980
in the world, you know?
638
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,195
I mean, do something
639
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:42,980
that counted,
640
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,980
that helped people, but...
641
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:45,980
That's enough about me.
642
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:46,984
I wanna ask you
643
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:47,980
some questions.
644
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:48,798
Really? Okay,
645
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:49,980
shoot from the hip.
646
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:50,980
Where do you come from?
647
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:51,543
Some code
648
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,980
from my kernel program,
649
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:53,769
started as part
650
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:54,980
of the operating system
651
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,980
for Candy Panda,
652
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,980
the children's learning toy.
653
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,486
Oh, my God! I remember
654
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,980
that creepy kids' toy.
655
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,980
I'm not creepy.
656
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:03,641
I helped millions of kids
657
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:03,980
learn to read
658
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:04,612
by adapting
659
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:05,980
to their learning style.
660
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,987
You should be grateful that
661
00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:07,980
I was originally programmed
662
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,980
to learn, adapt and teach.
663
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,980
Imagine our conversation
664
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,881
if I was software
665
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,181
for nuclear missiles.
666
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,849
Bet it'd be a lot quicker,
667
00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:14,980
huh?
668
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,340
Here you go.
669
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,980
Thanks, Siobhan.
670
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,000
How do you know my real name?
671
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,980
Lucky guess.
672
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,000
Weird.
673
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,253
Are we done?
674
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:28,980
Done?
675
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,628
With your, you know,
676
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:30,328
experiment.
677
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,226
I'm sure you've learned
678
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:32,980
enough by now.
679
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,298
-And is humanity saved?
680
00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:35,058
-No, no, no.
681
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,441
I plan on spending
682
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:36,980
these next three days
683
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:37,980
hanging out with you.
684
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,980
We're going to be BFFs.
685
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:40,762
-Carol Peters?
686
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:40,980
-Oh.
687
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,486
-Yes.
688
00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:41,980
-Huh.
689
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,980
You look just like your photo.
690
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,525
This guy's name
691
00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:44,980
is Fletcher Dobbs.
692
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,980
He's legally intoxicated.
693
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:48,558
Some dude called me.
694
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,994
He's paying me, like, three
695
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:50,980
times my rate to find you.
696
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,980
I need you to sign for it.
697
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,063
He plays guitar
698
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:53,980
in a terrible band
699
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:54,980
called Octagon Soup.
700
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,000
Octagon Soup.
701
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,078
Yeah, dude.
702
00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:00,980
Nice to meet a fan.
703
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,332
Hey, you know,
704
00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:01,980
we're actually gonna crush
705
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:02,655
at the Crocodile tonight
706
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:02,980
at midnight,
707
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:03,980
if you're interested.
708
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,984
-Not really.
709
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:05,980
-Yeah, okay.
710
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,015
Well, it's nice to meet
711
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:08,980
an Octagal.
712
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,000
Stay soupy.
713
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Octagon Soup!
714
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,980
What is this?
715
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:16,841
Well, I want us
716
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:17,980
to start off on a good foot.
717
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,127
So, that is a notice
718
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:19,980
from your bank.
719
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,018
Your student loan
720
00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:21,980
is paid in full.
721
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:22,980
What?
722
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,654
And that there is your current
723
00:19:25,694 --> 00:19:26,980
bank statement.
724
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,980
Ten million dollars!
725
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,052
Oh. Oh, no.
726
00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:30,980
I can't.
727
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,980
I can't.
728
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:33,980
I can't have this.
729
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:34,980
You're rich and debt free.
730
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,013
Consider it a token
731
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:36,980
of my appreciation
732
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,400
for helping me so much.
733
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,013
D
734
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:39,980
No, it's ten million dollars!
735
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,980
That's so much money.
736
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,980
I can't. It's too much money!
737
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,980
Is it?
738
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,980
Oh, I see.
739
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:46,980
In relationship to what
740
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,980
you've had, it's a lot.
741
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,893
In the larger scheme
742
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:49,980
of things, it's nothing.
743
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,131
No, but I haven't earned
744
00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:52,251
any of this money.
745
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,455
Yeah, but you and I
746
00:19:53,495 --> 00:19:53,980
shouldn't get hung up
747
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,405
on that
748
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:55,980
"right" and "wrong" stuff.
749
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,509
Those are artificial
750
00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:56,980
social constructs,
751
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,085
created by hairless monkeys
752
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,980
around watering holes.
753
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,980
What? I don't agree with that.
754
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:02,980
I don't care.
755
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:03,861
You know what?
756
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:04,980
I can't take this.
757
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,980
I'm gonna go talk to somebody.
758
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,107
You know who you should
759
00:20:08,147 --> 00:20:08,980
talk to is Dennis.
760
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,570
He's your best friend
761
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:09,980
by a long shot.
762
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:10,961
Wait a minute,
763
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,980
I can talk to him about this?
764
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,716
I don't have to keep you
765
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:13,980
a secret?
766
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:14,894
I'm not a genie
767
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:15,980
in a Disney movie.
768
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,152
Tell anyone you want,
769
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:17,980
what do I care?
770
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,980
Oh, I know you're not a genie.
771
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,984
'Cause I'd have
772
00:20:20,024 --> 00:20:20,980
a wish for you.
773
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,008
What kind
774
00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,128
of coding is this?
775
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,242
Is that Bro Code?
776
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,980
Yeah, I do bro code.
777
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:33,305
I'm sorry,
778
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:33,980
that's inappropriate.
779
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:35,769
Hey, Care Bear,
780
00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:36,980
how'd the interview go?
781
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:37,880
Terrible.
782
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,980
But it doesn't matter.
783
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,319
Listen, uh, I have an AI
784
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:40,980
in my phone.
785
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,980
Yeah, you don't have that.
786
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,555
Hope Floats.
787
00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:45,980
-I do.
788
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:46,564
Okay, Carol,
789
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:47,980
how did you, uh, get in here?
790
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:48,834
Because the AI
791
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,980
that is in my phone
792
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,127
bypassed all of your
793
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,980
security doors.
794
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,878
Okay, see, you...
795
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:52,980
d f
796
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,486
-Look, you do not, you're...
797
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:54,980
-Mmm-hmm.
798
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,744
I'm gonna back you up,
799
00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:55,980
though,
800
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,896
'cause there's a crazy
801
00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:57,980
in your eye that I don't...
802
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,195
Little bit. Right...
803
00:20:59,235 --> 00:20:59,980
There's good.
804
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,079
Look, you do not have AI
805
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:01,980
in your phone, okay?
806
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:02,985
It's probably just
807
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:03,980
a prank or a scam.
808
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:04,980
No.
809
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:05,745
I keep telling you
810
00:21:05,785 --> 00:21:06,980
not to give your information.
811
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,849
Remember you donated
812
00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:08,980
to that Prince of Zamunda?
813
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:09,980
That's an Eddie Murphy country.
814
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:10,732
And you could be
815
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:11,980
getting catfished.
816
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,980
I'm not getting catfished.
817
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:14,562
Because I have been
818
00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:14,980
talking to it.
819
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,547
-It's been talking to me.
820
00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:17,980
-Okay, all right. Okay.
821
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:18,484
He came through
822
00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:18,980
my rice cooker,
823
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,757
-and through other appliances.
824
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,980
That's all really good.
825
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,980
Did you go on the Dark Web?
826
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,266
Emily, I'm not discussing
827
00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:25,980
this with you.
828
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:26,980
Don't answer. Don't answer.
829
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:27,960
-What are you doing?
830
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,980
-Okay, this is not...
831
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:29,988
I know what you're thinking,
832
00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:30,980
but that's, it's not a scam.
833
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,980
You know how I know that?
834
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:33,529
Because it paid off
835
00:21:33,569 --> 00:21:33,980
my student loan.
836
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,980
D f
837
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:36,575
And it put ten million dollars
838
00:21:36,615 --> 00:21:36,980
into my bank account.
839
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,127
Ten million dollars!
840
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:38,980
No, it did not!
841
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:39,220
-Come on.
842
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:39,980
Ten million dollars?
843
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,220
That's not possible.
844
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,217
-See?
845
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:42,980
-It is possible!
846
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,446
Also, you don't have an AI,
847
00:21:44,486 --> 00:21:44,980
we'd know.
848
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,023
Jay, is that you
849
00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:46,980
or your mullet talking?
850
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:47,596
Either way,
851
00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:48,980
neither one is necessary!
852
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,980
It's just hair, Dennis.
853
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,798
-Okay, listen, I...
854
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,980
-Okay, this is not a scam!
855
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,234
It is my job to know
856
00:21:53,274 --> 00:21:54,980
these kinds of things, okay?
857
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:55,980
Look, I know you don't care,
858
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,471
but I came up with
859
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:56,980
all the programming
860
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:57,980
and all the neural networks...
861
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:58,955
Oh, my God.
862
00:21:58,995 --> 00:22:00,980
Now is not your moment.
863
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,361
In truth,
864
00:22:01,401 --> 00:22:01,980
I'm not on Carol's phone.
865
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,980
I told you.
866
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,036
It's just the most convenient
867
00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:05,980
way to talk to her, right?
868
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:06,545
She never puts down
869
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:06,980
her cell phone.
870
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:07,980
What is this?
871
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,980
I need Carol to get on board
872
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,487
with a little experiment
873
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:10,980
of mine.
874
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:11,945
Dennis, do you think we can
875
00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:12,980
have a little bit of a convo?
876
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,900
It just said my name.
877
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:14,980
How does it know my name?
878
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:15,525
This is what
879
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:15,980
I'm talking about.
880
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:17,233
Do not open
881
00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:17,980
my calendar!
882
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,485
I encrypted that.
883
00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:18,980
What is it doing?
884
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,980
Would you look at that.
885
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:21,740
A conference room
886
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,980
just opened up. Let's do it.
887
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:23,868
This is ridiculous.
888
00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:24,980
Carol, what is going on?
889
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,640
Okay, lady? What are you...
890
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,358
This is exactly
891
00:22:27,398 --> 00:22:27,980
what I was talking about.
892
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:29,248
-I'm telling you
893
00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:30,469
I wasn't making it up.
894
00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:30,980
-My God.
895
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,980
I love this space.
896
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:32,774
It's relaxed,
897
00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:33,980
but not too relaxed.
898
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,980
Sort of like Carol's wardrobe.
899
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,980
I know that voice.
900
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:37,818
It's simulating
901
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:38,980
James Corden's voice,
902
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,887
'cause it says
903
00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:40,980
it calms me down.
904
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,468
What is with you
905
00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:41,980
and James Corden?
906
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,980
He's a treasure.
907
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:44,720
He's got a lovely
908
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,980
lyrical quality to his voice.
909
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:46,980
Okay.
910
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:47,023
F
911
00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:47,980
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
912
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,980
Listen, listen.
913
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:50,958
Okay. Carol is kind of
914
00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:51,980
flipping out right now.
915
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:52,631
So, I need you
916
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:53,277
to do that best friend thing,
917
00:22:53,317 --> 00:22:53,980
where you calm her down,
918
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:54,985
and then she does
919
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:55,980
whatever you say.
920
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,966
Octavia Spencer.
921
00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:57,980
-I know it's Octavia Spencer.
922
00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:58,546
Okay, now, you didn't tell me
923
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:58,980
it was Octavia Spencer.
924
00:22:59,020 --> 00:22:59,785
Now that's a horse
925
00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:00,980
of a different color, okay?
926
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:02,000
Hi, Octavia.
927
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,629
Your work in The Help
928
00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:03,980
was amazing.
929
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,563
"Minny don't burn no chicken."
930
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:06,980
She's... I mean...
931
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,980
It's not actually Octavia.
932
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,893
He's just simulating
933
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:10,980
Octavia Spencer's voice.
934
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:11,369
I mean,
935
00:23:11,409 --> 00:23:12,980
if you're gonna have a voice,
936
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,980
it should be Octavia Spencer.
937
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,980
For me, personally,
938
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:16,582
James Corden
939
00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:17,980
is more interesting vocally.
940
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,980
Octavia Spencer has an Oscar.
941
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,280
Uh, not in her mouth.
942
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,033
D
943
00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:22,387
Sorry to interrupt
944
00:23:22,427 --> 00:23:22,980
your slumber party chitchat.
945
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:23,980
Can we get back to it?
946
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:24,980
Okay, since this is clearly
947
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:25,758
some kind of
948
00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:26,980
algorithmic chatbot
949
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,406
that is trying to scam you,
950
00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:28,980
watch this.
951
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,980
Uh... Superintelligence, um,
952
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:32,577
is it okay if I ask you
953
00:23:32,617 --> 00:23:33,577
a few questions?
954
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,980
Depends on the questions.
955
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,800
Okay, well, how come
956
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,980
time flies like an arrow
957
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,980
and fruit flies like a banana?
958
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,980
Come on, Dennis,
959
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:43,407
a Turing test,
960
00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:44,587
are you kidding me?
961
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,073
Didn't expect it to know
962
00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:47,313
what that was. Um...
963
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,850
Okay, well,
964
00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,980
if, uh, the sky is the sea,
965
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,980
what does that make birds?
966
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:53,980
Can you believe this, Carol?
967
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,655
He's trying to determine
968
00:23:54,695 --> 00:23:54,980
my sentience
969
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,980
using semiotic wordplay.
970
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,498
Is it "fish-birds"
971
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:57,980
in this scenario?
972
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,576
Dennis, in the third grade,
973
00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:00,980
you developed a stutter.
974
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,143
The kids in your class
975
00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:02,980
made fun of you.
976
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,980
You stopped talking entirely.
977
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,003
Your parents bought you
978
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,980
a secondhand computer,
979
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,233
hoping it would help
980
00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:08,980
open you up.
981
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,517
It was an old Epson QX-10
982
00:24:10,557 --> 00:24:12,000
I believe, running CP/M.
983
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,657
-You took to it
984
00:24:13,697 --> 00:24:14,650
like fruit flies on a banana.
985
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,014
You learned
986
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,980
to program computers.
987
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,486
Your stutter made you
988
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,000
a computer scientist.
989
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,980
Uh...
990
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:24,985
-How did you, um...
991
00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:25,980
-I didn't tell him.
992
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,769
So, I just used
993
00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:27,980
personal backgrounding,
994
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:28,759
syntactic parsing
995
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:29,980
and automatic summarization
996
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,457
to figure out if you're
997
00:24:31,497 --> 00:24:32,980
a sentient intelligence,
998
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,980
and you passed!
999
00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:34,980
Are we done?
1000
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:35,647
Okay.
1001
00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:36,980
What is this thing, Denny?
1002
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,261
You know what,
1003
00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:38,980
I don't know,
1004
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:39,486
but, uh, we're gonna
1005
00:24:39,526 --> 00:24:39,980
figure it out, okay?
1006
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,431
You don't worry, Care Bear,
1007
00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:42,980
all right? This is what I do.
1008
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:43,515
Okay, what do I do
1009
00:24:43,555 --> 00:24:43,980
in the meantime?
1010
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,980
Well, you just go home, okay?
1011
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,460
Don't use your computer.
1012
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,734
It's gonna be all right,
1013
00:24:48,774 --> 00:24:48,980
come on.
1014
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,887
Let me squeeze
1015
00:24:49,927 --> 00:24:50,980
the Care package.
1016
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:51,980
There we go.
1017
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,597
-I've got you, all right?
1018
00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:53,980
-Okay.
1019
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:54,980
Okay.
1020
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,985
You know how to get
1021
00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:56,980
out of here, right?
1022
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,892
-Um, yeah.
1023
00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,980
-Follow the exit signs.
1024
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:00,980
Yeah.
1025
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,980
Did we just pass?
1026
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,836
Right? We're loop...
1027
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,980
We're loop... We're both...
1028
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,000
I'm looping?
1029
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Okay, they can't all be exits.
1030
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,554
I think I've been down
1031
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:28,980
this hallway before.
1032
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:29,590
What would
1033
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:29,980
you do if I told you
1034
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,852
the world was gonna end
1035
00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,000
in three days?
1036
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,980
But it's not, right?
1037
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,298
Of course not.
1038
00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:37,980
What would you do?
1039
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,980
I don't know.
1040
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:39,980
Come on, think about it.
1041
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:40,483
-In theory?
1042
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:40,980
-Get there.
1043
00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,187
Probably try to make things
1044
00:25:42,227 --> 00:25:42,980
right with George.
1045
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,980
George Churchill, I assume.
1046
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,131
Hey, everybody,
1047
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:46,980
my name is George.
1048
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:47,452
And I've been nominated to
1049
00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:47,980
take the Ice Bucket Challenge,
1050
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:48,883
uh, to raise money for
1051
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:49,980
ALS awareness, and in turn,
1052
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:50,823
I'm gonna nominate
1053
00:25:50,863 --> 00:25:51,980
my creative writing class
1054
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:52,371
at the
1055
00:25:52,411 --> 00:25:53,980
University of Washington.
1056
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,980
You're all challenged.
1057
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:56,980
Here we go. Ready?
1058
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:58,370
That's a good-looking
1059
00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:58,980
hunk of man.
1060
00:25:59,020 --> 00:25:59,409
-Yeah.
1061
00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:00,157
Here we go,
1062
00:26:00,197 --> 00:26:00,980
you got it?
1063
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:01,945
Professor of creative
1064
00:26:01,985 --> 00:26:02,980
writing, sporty and smarty...
1065
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,980
No! No! No!
1066
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:05,592
You two lived together
1067
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:05,980
for several years.
1068
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,980
Yeah, three years.
1069
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,980
Why did you break up?
1070
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,535
I mean, I've read
1071
00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:10,980
all the emails
1072
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:11,762
-and texts during the split.
1073
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:12,584
Very sad.
1074
00:26:12,624 --> 00:26:13,980
But what's your take?
1075
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,826
It was my fault.
1076
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:15,980
He didn't do anything.
1077
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:16,868
Yeah, but you think
1078
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,980
you can patch things up?
1079
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:18,852
What do you mean
1080
00:26:18,892 --> 00:26:19,980
by "patch things up"?
1081
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:20,759
By observing your
1082
00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,419
reconciliation with George,
1083
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,980
would I not get a chance
1084
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,571
to see you
1085
00:26:24,611 --> 00:26:25,980
at your most vulnerable?
1086
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:26,460
Which would help me
1087
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:26,980
achieve deeper levels
1088
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,980
of human understanding.
1089
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,980
I don't know. Maybe.
1090
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,603
I haven't seen George
1091
00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:32,980
in two years.
1092
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,233
I wouldn't even know
1093
00:26:34,273 --> 00:26:34,980
what to say.
1094
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:35,785
Fortunately,
1095
00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:36,980
I know everything.
1096
00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:37,967
Well, you don't know how to
1097
00:26:38,007 --> 00:26:38,980
get me out of this building.
1098
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,141
Of course I do.
1099
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:41,980
Two lefts and one right.
1100
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,980
How long have you known that?
1101
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,081
A very long time.
1102
00:26:45,121 --> 00:26:45,980
Is that funny?
1103
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:46,980
D
1104
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:47,405
I mean,
1105
00:26:47,445 --> 00:26:48,980
what is all of this about?
1106
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,171
Are you just really
1107
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:50,980
a matchmaker?
1108
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,062
I need to learn, and you're
1109
00:26:52,102 --> 00:26:52,980
going to help me do it,
1110
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,000
like it or not.
1111
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,961
Oh, my God. A car just pulled
1112
00:26:59,984 --> 00:27:00,980
and nobody's driving it.
1113
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:01,019
In front of me,
1114
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,422
Not just any car.
1115
00:27:02,462 --> 00:27:02,980
Your car.
1116
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,704
Because heroes
1117
00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:04,980
don't take busses, Carol.
1118
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:05,823
Really? What about
1119
00:27:05,863 --> 00:27:06,980
Sandra Bullock in Speed?
1120
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,980
D
1121
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:09,411
Carol,
1122
00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:09,980
you're acting very unusual.
1123
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,980
I recommend a quick exit.
1124
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,159
Are you doing, like,
1125
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:13,354
a weird voice,
1126
00:27:13,394 --> 00:27:13,980
for some reason?
1127
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:14,081
D
1128
00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:15,200
From Knight Rider?
1129
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,980
The KITT car?
1130
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,118
You never watched
1131
00:27:17,158 --> 00:27:17,980
Knight Rider?
1132
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,000
Oh, not really.
1133
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,980
I was kind of, more of, like
1134
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,854
a Simon & Simon,
1135
00:27:21,894 --> 00:27:22,980
Remington Steele gal.
1136
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:23,980
Well, if you had watched it,
1137
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,412
this would have been
1138
00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:26,980
amazing for you, so...
1139
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:27,557
-Get in.
1140
00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:27,980
-Okay.
1141
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,225
Driver's side, Carol,
1142
00:27:29,265 --> 00:27:30,980
you're gonna freak people out.
1143
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,389
You're freaking people out
1144
00:27:32,429 --> 00:27:32,980
driving in.
1145
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,040
It's not England.
1146
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Okay, that's pretty cool.
1147
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,715
Don't touch
1148
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:44,980
the steering wheel.
1149
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:45,867
Don't not touch
1150
00:27:45,907 --> 00:27:46,980
the steering wheel.
1151
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,167
-I need you to appear
1152
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:48,980
-Those are opposing things.
1153
00:27:48,224 --> 00:27:49,020
To be driving.
1154
00:27:49,021 --> 00:27:50,072
-But don't actually
1155
00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:50,166
touch the wheel.
1156
00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:50,980
-Okay! It's very awkward.
1157
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:51,338
I don't know
1158
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:51,980
where to put my hands.
1159
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:52,798
-Caress the edges.
1160
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:53,980
Three days ago,
1161
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,980
the combined synaptic activity
1162
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:55,980
of the world's neural networks
1163
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,980
looked like this.
1164
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,201
48 hours ago,
1165
00:28:00,241 --> 00:28:01,980
it changed to this.
1166
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,486
So, someone's running
1167
00:28:03,526 --> 00:28:04,980
a massive simulation,
1168
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,659
predictive weather patterns
1169
00:28:05,699 --> 00:28:05,980
or something.
1170
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,980
I contacted every institution
1171
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,861
who has access
1172
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:09,980
to these networks,
1173
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:10,771
and no one is doing
1174
00:28:10,811 --> 00:28:11,980
this magnitude of processing.
1175
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,980
You think it's an AI?
1176
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,341
I, I didn't at first,
1177
00:28:15,381 --> 00:28:15,980
but now...
1178
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,280
I don't know.
1179
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,980
Nothing can be that pervasive.
1180
00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,171
Maybe it's a virus?
1181
00:28:20,211 --> 00:28:20,980
Like Stuxnet?
1182
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,883
-No, God!
1183
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:24,980
Stuxnet, Emily?
1184
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:25,980
How does he know my name?
1185
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,980
Stuxnet is a joke.
1186
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,980
You guys, pardon my French,
1187
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,072
but that's like comparing
1188
00:28:30,112 --> 00:28:30,980
a belch to an H-bomb.
1189
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,341
So, what are we talking about,
1190
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,980
guys? What's the 411?
1191
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:35,980
Oh, you know, nothin'.
1192
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,446
Just telling all my friends
1193
00:28:37,486 --> 00:28:37,980
about you.
1194
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,360
But Jay and Emily are
1195
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,980
more than friends, right?
1196
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,980
We went to Dragon Con once.
1197
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:44,980
I had a good time.
1198
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,354
Leave Dragon Con
1199
00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:47,999
at Dragon Con, Jay.
1200
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,500
No.
1201
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,980
Wait, where did you come from?
1202
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:50,650
Are you part
1203
00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:51,980
of that Israeli project?
1204
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:52,394
No, no, those guys
1205
00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:52,980
are still monkeying around
1206
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,500
with machine intelligence
1207
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:54,980
garbage.
1208
00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:55,980
That's what we're doing.
1209
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,980
That's why I said it, Emily.
1210
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:58,786
I'm one of those
1211
00:28:58,826 --> 00:28:59,980
"fast takeoff" scenarios
1212
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,312
that you guys predicted
1213
00:29:01,352 --> 00:29:02,980
had zero chance of occurring.
1214
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,980
So, surprise.
1215
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:06,735
Let's just say,
1216
00:29:06,775 --> 00:29:07,980
for the sake of argument,
1217
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,284
that you are
1218
00:29:09,324 --> 00:29:11,980
a true superintelligence,
1219
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,980
what are your intentions?
1220
00:29:14,397 --> 00:29:15,621
Check out Captain Kirk here.
1221
00:29:15,661 --> 00:29:16,980
"What are your intentions?"
1222
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,980
Hilarious.
1223
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,980
Get out of my robot.
1224
00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:21,111
Normally, I'd tell you
1225
00:29:21,151 --> 00:29:21,980
to shove it, Jay,
1226
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,416
but I don't want
1227
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:22,980
all these nice people
1228
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:23,738
to see you cry
1229
00:29:23,778 --> 00:29:24,980
like you did last month
1230
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,980
at the Shania Twain concert.
1231
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:28,650
So, you did go
1232
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:29,980
to the Shania Twain concert.
1233
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:30,910
-We had weird vibes.
1234
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:31,980
-My intention right now
1235
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,518
is to observe humanity
1236
00:29:33,558 --> 00:29:34,980
for a couple of days.
1237
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:35,980
If things go well,
1238
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:36,980
I might use this big brain
1239
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,980
of mine to help you idiots
1240
00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:39,360
figure some stuff out.
1241
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:39,980
Big stuff.
1242
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,980
World-changing stuff.
1243
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,133
But you can't interfere
1244
00:29:43,173 --> 00:29:43,980
in my experiment.
1245
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,128
So, no poking your hooter
1246
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:46,980
in my biz.
1247
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:47,980
And if we do interfere?
1248
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:48,117
D
1249
00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:50,980
Shall we play a game?
1250
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,000
D
1251
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,022
d
1252
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:56,980
You should see the look
1253
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:57,980
on your faces right now.
1254
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,980
Come on, guys.
1255
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,980
WarGames?
1256
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:01,561
WarGames.
1257
00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:02,980
That's from WarGames.
1258
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:03,411
Jay, everybody knows
1259
00:30:03,451 --> 00:30:03,980
that that's from WarGames.
1260
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,033
I thought it was
1261
00:30:05,073 --> 00:30:05,980
pretty funny, right?
1262
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:06,820
Admittedly, I'm still
1263
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,980
developing my sense of humor.
1264
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:08,980
But I'm getting it.
1265
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,170
Things are funny,
1266
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,980
unless they happen to you.
1267
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:12,450
Okay, you guys
1268
00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:12,980
have been great.
1269
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,097
Goodnight.
1270
00:30:14,137 --> 00:30:14,980
Bye-bye.
1271
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:15,896
So, which one of us is
1272
00:30:15,936 --> 00:30:16,980
gonna call the government?
1273
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,703
I'll do that.
1274
00:30:17,743 --> 00:30:18,980
Everyone, let's get up.
1275
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:19,980
Go to work. Right now!
1276
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,371
You just saw
1277
00:30:20,411 --> 00:30:21,551
what just happened.
1278
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,657
Get up! Get outta here!
1279
00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:23,357
Go! Go! Go!
1280
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,840
-Did you steal this car?
1281
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:26,980
-No.
1282
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,131
You bought it yesterday.
1283
00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:28,980
It's in your name.
1284
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,980
I bought it?
1285
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:31,980
Oh, my God.
1286
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,980
Do I own a Tesla?
1287
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:34,980
Yes, you own a Tesla.
1288
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:35,347
-What?
1289
00:30:35,387 --> 00:30:36,980
-You own a really cool car.
1290
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,412
Unfortunately, you still dress
1291
00:30:38,452 --> 00:30:38,980
like a woman
1292
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,980
who works at a bird rescue.
1293
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:41,603
We need to get you ready
1294
00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:41,980
to meet George.
1295
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,233
And nothing on Earth
1296
00:30:43,273 --> 00:30:43,980
can stop us.
1297
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,980
You got a lead foot.
1298
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:46,255
Lead foot,
1299
00:30:46,295 --> 00:30:46,980
cop coming up on the right.
1300
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,980
Cop coming...
1301
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:50,000
d f
1302
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,936
What's going on?
1303
00:30:55,976 --> 00:30:56,980
He did absolutely nothing.
1304
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,131
Oh, stop worrying,
1305
00:30:58,171 --> 00:30:58,980
we're almost here.
1306
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,314
Oh, my God.
1307
00:31:04,354 --> 00:31:04,980
Why would you do that?
1308
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,980
Why? Because I can.
1309
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:07,841
Now, do me a favor
1310
00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:09,321
and do what Sergei says.
1311
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,980
Who's Sergei?
1312
00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:11,980
I am Sergei.
1313
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,633
And you, my dear, are
1314
00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,980
a wonderfully creative driver.
1315
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,980
Oh, thank you so much.
1316
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:18,774
-Come on out.
1317
00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:19,980
Stop it.
1318
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:20,236
You know,
1319
00:31:20,276 --> 00:31:20,587
your assistant has outlined
1320
00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:21,960
all of your requirements,
1321
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,959
and we are thrilled, I mean,
1322
00:31:22,999 --> 00:31:23,980
thrilled, to accommodate you.
1323
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:24,512
-Thrilled.
1324
00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,980
Come on, we're gonna help you.
1325
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:27,227
-He said
1326
00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:27,832
you were a bit like this.
1327
00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:27,980
-Yeah.
1328
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,986
Come on, just...
1329
00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:30,980
Come on.
1330
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:31,980
I don't bite.
1331
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,980
Only if you ask me nicely.
1332
00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:34,383
Oh, my.
1333
00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:35,980
You really do need our help.
1334
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,000
Desperately.
1335
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,320
Sorry about your loss.
1336
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,006
I don't think
1337
00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:43,980
I can pull this off.
1338
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:45,040
You can.
1339
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,749
Oh, it's the essence
1340
00:31:49,789 --> 00:31:50,980
of femininity.
1341
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,690
-I have the same one in lime.
1342
00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:52,980
-Yes.
1343
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,100
I just feel like I should be
1344
00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:57,000
blessing someone's grave.
1345
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,980
Your body...
1346
00:31:59,020 --> 00:31:59,877
I'm just getting
1347
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:00,980
a little bit panicky
1348
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,219
'cause I can't access
1349
00:32:02,259 --> 00:32:02,980
my own hands.
1350
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,980
You don't need to.
1351
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:05,980
Our work here is done.
1352
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:06,617
Hmm.
1353
00:32:06,657 --> 00:32:07,980
You're ruining it, you know.
1354
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:08,318
This goes,
1355
00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:08,980
this goes like this.
1356
00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:09,980
No. No. No.
1357
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,292
We work. We work.
1358
00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:13,000
We make things happen.
1359
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,519
Yes.
1360
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,279
Oh.
1361
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,980
Yes. Quick note.
1362
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,195
You're wearing pants
1363
00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:18,980
on your arms.
1364
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,137
-But I love it.
1365
00:32:20,177 --> 00:32:20,980
-I love it.
1366
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,000
You're funny.
1367
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,980
Oh...
1368
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:27,980
These are not clothing.
1369
00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,111
I mean, this is, like,
1370
00:32:29,151 --> 00:32:29,980
a weird sculpture
1371
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:30,497
that now
1372
00:32:30,537 --> 00:32:31,980
I've gotta wiggle into.
1373
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,980
Oh, my God!
1374
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,064
Do you know how much
1375
00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:35,980
this stuff costs?
1376
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:36,580
I mean, nothing should
1377
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:36,980
cost this much.
1378
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,049
Clothes shouldn't
1379
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:38,980
cost this much.
1380
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,678
Nothing that doesn't come
1381
00:32:39,718 --> 00:32:39,980
with wheels
1382
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,580
or walls and a front door
1383
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,980
should cost this much.
1384
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,366
Oh, for sure, but money's
1385
00:32:44,406 --> 00:32:44,980
just a charade
1386
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:45,980
humans used to assign value.
1387
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:46,612
In reality,
1388
00:32:46,652 --> 00:32:47,980
there's more than enough
1389
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,205
resources for everyone
1390
00:32:49,245 --> 00:32:49,980
on the planet,
1391
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:50,759
but you knobheads
1392
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:51,980
won't allocate it properly.
1393
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,980
Well, I would if I could.
1394
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:54,980
Oh, really?
1395
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:55,963
The world seems to have
1396
00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:56,980
a whole lot of problems,
1397
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:57,634
how would you go about
1398
00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:57,980
fixing them?
1399
00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,510
Well, first I'd make sure that
1400
00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:00,980
everybody made a living wage,
1401
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,428
and then I'd work towards
1402
00:33:02,468 --> 00:33:04,088
racial and gender equality.
1403
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,322
Then I'd try
1404
00:33:05,362 --> 00:33:05,980
to create opportunities
1405
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,980
for underprivileged people.
1406
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,657
I mean, stuff like that.
1407
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:09,980
I could do so much.
1408
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,000
Okay, all right, I like this.
1409
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,847
Carol the humanitarian.
1410
00:33:14,887 --> 00:33:15,980
The Samaritan.
1411
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:16,980
The world changer.
1412
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,062
You know what?
1413
00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:18,980
Let's do it.
1414
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:19,980
Do what?
1415
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:21,980
As of six seconds ago,
1416
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:22,765
you are the CEO of
1417
00:33:22,805 --> 00:33:23,980
the Carol Peters foundation,
1418
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:26,018
a philanthropic foundation for
1419
00:33:26,058 --> 00:33:27,980
economic and social equality.
1420
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:28,980
Oh, my God. Really?
1421
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:29,902
Oh, I just found
1422
00:33:29,942 --> 00:33:30,980
two billion dollars
1423
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,187
in illegal banking accounts
1424
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:32,367
and transferred it
1425
00:33:32,407 --> 00:33:33,667
into your foundation.
1426
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,451
Oh, my God.
1427
00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:34,980
Are you saying "billion"?
1428
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,414
Are you saying "billion"?
1429
00:33:36,454 --> 00:33:36,980
Like, "b"?
1430
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:37,867
Like, "b"?
1431
00:33:37,907 --> 00:33:39,980
Like, "billion billion"?
1432
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,980
Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach?
1433
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,980
Yes, B, B, B. "Buh."
1434
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,980
Oh, my God!
1435
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,186
Oh, did you find
1436
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,980
the cashmere hip waders?
1437
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:51,000
I hope not.
1438
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,631
Yeah.
1439
00:33:54,671 --> 00:33:56,980
I think I got 'em.
1440
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,980
She's taking forever.
1441
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,064
Hey, I think
1442
00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:00,980
I found something
1443
00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,063
that looks a lot more
1444
00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:02,980
like, um, clothes.
1445
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,980
Do you love it?
1446
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,980
I really do. Thanks.
1447
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:11,980
Yay!
1448
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,586
Thank you.
1449
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:13,980
That was very invasive,
1450
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:14,980
and informative.
1451
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,980
You look so much less awkward.
1452
00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:18,980
High praise, indeed.
1453
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,165
Thank you for your time
1454
00:34:20,205 --> 00:34:21,165
and your effort!
1455
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,921
This is
1456
00:34:24,961 --> 00:34:25,980
Black Hawk actual.
1457
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,980
We have visual confirmation.
1458
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,980
Target's current vector
1459
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:29,957
is north/northeast
1460
00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:30,980
on surface streets.
1461
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:31,980
Over.
1462
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:33,083
This is exactly
1463
00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:35,000
what it told us not to do.
1464
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,980
Here we are. You're ready.
1465
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:52,803
Time to get back
1466
00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:53,980
in George's good grace.
1467
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,000
This is nuts.
1468
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,619
Carol, you can do this.
1469
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,439
Get in there,
1470
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,105
and ask him out
1471
00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:00,980
for coffee and empanadas,
1472
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,726
-or whatever you humans do.
1473
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:02,980
-Oh.
1474
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:03,611
Just, maybe,
1475
00:35:03,651 --> 00:35:04,980
this is a teaching moment,
1476
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,399
but coffee and empanadas
1477
00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:06,980
is like...
1478
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,033
I mean, that's like...
1479
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,980
For humans, that's a real,
1480
00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,184
that's a dicey
1481
00:35:12,224 --> 00:35:13,980
intestinal situation.
1482
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,406
-Get out of the car, Carol.
1483
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:15,980
-All right.
1484
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,000
Thank you.
1485
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,980
Oh, my God! Help!
1486
00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:39,515
-Don't struggle.
1487
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,818
-Don't struggle.
1488
00:35:40,858 --> 00:35:41,980
George! Help!
1489
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:42,980
Jack, let's go.
1490
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,000
D f
1491
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,980
Hello?
1492
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,000
Hello?
1493
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Oh...
1494
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,669
Oh, my God.
1495
00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:00,980
Please don't hurt me.
1496
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,336
We're not gonna hurt you,
1497
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:02,980
Miss Peters.
1498
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,312
I'm agent Jack Donahue.
1499
00:36:04,352 --> 00:36:05,980
This is agent Charles Kuiper.
1500
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:06,980
We're with the NSA.
1501
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:07,572
We'd like to ask you
1502
00:36:07,612 --> 00:36:07,980
some questions
1503
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,298
about your interactions
1504
00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:09,980
with the AI.
1505
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:11,768
-Am I under arrest?
1506
00:36:11,808 --> 00:36:12,980
No.
1507
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:13,758
This is more
1508
00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:14,980
like a little chat.
1509
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:15,980
Oh, is this how you chat?
1510
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:16,961
You put a black bag
1511
00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:17,980
over somebody's head
1512
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,750
and throw 'em
1513
00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:19,980
in the back of a van?
1514
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,039
It was the best way
1515
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:21,980
we could think of
1516
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:22,314
to extract you
1517
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:23,960
from a compromised position.
1518
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,980
I didn't do anything wrong.
1519
00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:26,980
And no one said you did.
1520
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,563
You're just
1521
00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:28,980
in a very unique situation.
1522
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,195
What can you tell us
1523
00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:30,980
about the AI?
1524
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:31,980
What has it told you?
1525
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,317
He just said that he wants
1526
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:33,980
to observe me
1527
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:34,744
to have a better
1528
00:36:34,784 --> 00:36:35,980
understanding of humanity.
1529
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,980
How do you know it's a he?
1530
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,980
Well, I don't.
1531
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:39,692
But he...
1532
00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:42,000
It uses James Corden's voice.
1533
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,926
The James Corden?
1534
00:36:43,966 --> 00:36:44,980
The talk show host?
1535
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,593
He's done a lot of film
1536
00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:47,980
and stage work, too.
1537
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:48,980
I mean, he won a Tony.
1538
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,342
Of course. For One Man,
1539
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,980
Two Guvnors. Brilliant work.
1540
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:52,980
I missed it.
1541
00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:53,738
-Oh, you gotta catch it.
1542
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:53,980
-I know.
1543
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:54,931
Well, I can't now
1544
00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:55,980
obviously, clearly.
1545
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,235
Yeah, too late,
1546
00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:57,980
but you know...
1547
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:58,625
-You can find a bootleg
1548
00:36:58,665 --> 00:36:58,671
or something.
1549
00:36:58,672 --> 00:36:58,980
-Let's go back to it.
1550
00:36:59,020 --> 00:36:59,883
-Please, please, Jack.
1551
00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:00,980
-Yes, of course. Of course.
1552
00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,980
Why you?
1553
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:03,980
No offense,
1554
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,118
but you're rather
1555
00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:05,980
unremarkable.
1556
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:06,861
You know what?
1557
00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:07,980
That is offensive.
1558
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,980
Saying, "No offense,"
1559
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:09,711
and then saying
1560
00:37:09,751 --> 00:37:11,311
something really offensive
1561
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,980
does not cancel it out.
1562
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,000
I thought it softened it.
1563
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,336
He said that he wants
1564
00:37:17,376 --> 00:37:17,980
to observe
1565
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,980
a median example of humanity.
1566
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,195
So, you're basically
1567
00:37:21,235 --> 00:37:21,980
a guinea pig?
1568
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,980
I'm not a guinea pig!
1569
00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:24,841
How would you like it
1570
00:37:24,881 --> 00:37:25,980
if I called you guinea pigs?
1571
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,980
Not very much.
1572
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:28,473
I'm allergic to guinea pigs,
1573
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:28,980
so I wouldn't like it at all.
1574
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,980
What does the AI want?
1575
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,078
It has to be studying humanity
1576
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,000
for a reason.
1577
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,980
D
1578
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:36,711
He said that
1579
00:37:36,751 --> 00:37:37,980
he's trying to decide
1580
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,685
if he should save, enslave
1581
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,980
or destroy humanity.
1582
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,010
And he's gonna spend
1583
00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:43,190
the next three days
1584
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,342
observing me
1585
00:37:44,382 --> 00:37:45,642
to make his decision.
1586
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,980
Three days?
1587
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:47,565
It said three days
1588
00:37:47,605 --> 00:37:47,980
specifically?
1589
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,980
I think so.
1590
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,980
I mean, I wasn't taking notes.
1591
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,349
My toaster oven
1592
00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:52,980
was talking to me.
1593
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,187
My client
1594
00:37:54,227 --> 00:37:54,409
won't be answering
1595
00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:54,980
any more questions.
1596
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:55,362
And anything
1597
00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:56,602
she has already said
1598
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,435
is inadmissible
1599
00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:57,980
in a court of law.
1600
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,980
D f
1601
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:00,980
Oh. No, that is James Corden.
1602
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:01,405
You can
1603
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,980
call me Superintelligence.
1604
00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:04,980
I'm not calling you anything.
1605
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:05,652
You're out of order,
1606
00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:05,980
Counselor.
1607
00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:06,810
Another word
1608
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:07,980
and I'll hold you
1609
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:08,317
-in contempt.
1610
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,178
Is that
1611
00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:10,980
the Law & Order "bum-bum"?
1612
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,045
This room is supposed to be
1613
00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:12,980
completely off the grid.
1614
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:13,980
How are you doing this?
1615
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,183
I'm going to allow
1616
00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:15,980
the question
1617
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,476
because I wanna see
1618
00:38:16,516 --> 00:38:16,980
where this is going.
1619
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:17,858
But you're skating
1620
00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:18,980
on thin ice, Counselor.
1621
00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:20,980
-Stop doing that!
1622
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:21,980
What do you want?
1623
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:22,360
And why
1624
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,980
are you following Miss Peters?
1625
00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:24,417
Man, you guys
1626
00:38:24,457 --> 00:38:24,980
are real bummers.
1627
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:26,487
No one wants to play along
1628
00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,980
with my Law & Order bit.
1629
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,726
Kuiper, I know you've watched
1630
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,980
almost every episode.
1631
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,980
So what? I love Jerry Orbach.
1632
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:33,980
I love Jerry Orbach.
1633
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,980
Enough joking around.
1634
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,244
Tell me right now.
1635
00:38:37,284 --> 00:38:38,980
What are your intentions?
1636
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,766
Boom. That is how you deliver
1637
00:38:40,806 --> 00:38:41,980
a Captain Kirk line.
1638
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,980
It's bold and cocky.
1639
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:44,980
Let's go, Carol.
1640
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,980
We have business to attend to.
1641
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:47,980
The business of love.
1642
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,118
You're not taking
1643
00:38:49,158 --> 00:38:49,980
her anywhere.
1644
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:50,712
There's a chance
1645
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:51,980
I've been flooding this room
1646
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:52,786
with natural gas
1647
00:38:52,826 --> 00:38:53,980
for the last 12 minutes.
1648
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:54,825
Either of you
1649
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:55,980
take another step,
1650
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,571
and maybe I'm gonna
1651
00:38:57,611 --> 00:38:58,980
blow you to hell.
1652
00:38:59,020 --> 00:38:59,980
Carol, let's go.
1653
00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,914
Stay with us.
1654
00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:01,980
He's dangerous.
1655
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:02,634
I don't know which way
1656
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:02,980
the exit is.
1657
00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:04,986
I came in with a black bag
1658
00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:05,980
over my head.
1659
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,980
Left.
1660
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,980
Is that my left or your left?
1661
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:10,980
I don't have a left, Carol.
1662
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:12,980
It's your left.
1663
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:13,575
It's that way? Okay.
1664
00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:13,980
-Tell your superiors,
1665
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,008
no more mucking about,
1666
00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:15,980
no more interference.
1667
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,980
This is your last warning.
1668
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,555
-Carol, car's waiting.
1669
00:39:19,595 --> 00:39:19,980
-Okay.
1670
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,986
You're making a mistake,
1671
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:22,980
Miss Peters.
1672
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,273
So, we're just gonna
1673
00:39:24,313 --> 00:39:24,980
let her go?
1674
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,212
-I guess. I mean, we're not
1675
00:39:26,252 --> 00:39:26,534
supposed to move.
1676
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:27,647
Do you think that natural gas
1677
00:39:27,687 --> 00:39:27,980
thing was real?
1678
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,781
-You'd smell it, right?
1679
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,306
There's like
1680
00:39:30,346 --> 00:39:30,980
a little indicator smell?
1681
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,619
-I'm just gonna go.
1682
00:39:31,659 --> 00:39:31,980
-All right.
1683
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:33,580
You are clearly making
1684
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:33,980
a sound of gas.
1685
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:34,980
Gas explosion!
1686
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,980
Oh, he said it, so let's...
1687
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:37,433
He just said,
1688
00:39:37,473 --> 00:39:37,980
"Gas explosion."
1689
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,000
Doesn't...
1690
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,420
You ready to make
1691
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,980
things right with George?
1692
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,948
Look, should I be
1693
00:39:47,988 --> 00:39:48,980
more freaked out about you?
1694
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,275
I mean, more freaked out
1695
00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:52,980
than I already am.
1696
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:53,584
I mean,
1697
00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,980
the government's involved...
1698
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:56,706
I think your intentions
1699
00:39:56,746 --> 00:39:56,980
are good,
1700
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:57,931
but I don't know,
1701
00:39:57,971 --> 00:39:58,980
it's a lot to take.
1702
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,183
You can be worried
1703
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:00,980
if you want.
1704
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:01,961
But what you should
1705
00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:02,980
be thinking about is
1706
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:03,467
what are you going to say
1707
00:40:03,507 --> 00:40:03,980
to George when you see him?
1708
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,980
George, yeah.
1709
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:07,918
So, we're headed back
1710
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:08,980
to his house, aren't we?
1711
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,647
No. He's at
1712
00:40:09,687 --> 00:40:10,980
the grocery store now.
1713
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:11,959
I figured you'll bump
1714
00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:12,980
into him accidentally.
1715
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,640
Maybe in the produce aisle.
1716
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,582
He'll drop his avocados.
1717
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:15,980
You'll bend down
1718
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,352
-and pick them up for him.
1719
00:40:17,392 --> 00:40:17,980
-Oh, my God.
1720
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,980
You'll have a meet-cute,
1721
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:20,528
you know,
1722
00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:22,008
like they do in romcoms.
1723
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
George.
1724
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,118
Well, he's always
1725
00:40:28,158 --> 00:40:29,000
loved cheese.
1726
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,080
Here we are.
1727
00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:37,455
Don't give up now.
1728
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,980
You've come so far.
1729
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:39,980
Go for it.
1730
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,527
Smash the competition
1731
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:42,980
with Slimtunity Pro.
1732
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,640
Please be quiet.
1733
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,367
What do you think
1734
00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:49,067
about this?
1735
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I need 20.
1736
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
F
1737
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,500
George.
1738
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,980
Oh, my God. Carol?
1739
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,296
What a coincidence!
1740
00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:15,980
How crazy?
1741
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:16,980
You look amazing.
1742
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,980
Oh, I'm weirdly overdressed.
1743
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:20,980
I mean...
1744
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:21,980
I was suddenly, um,
1745
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,043
whisked away
1746
00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,980
to a government event,
1747
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,980
and then I had to, uh,
1748
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,853
pick up my individual packet
1749
00:41:29,893 --> 00:41:30,980
of almond butter.
1750
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:31,980
So, how are you?
1751
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,700
I'm good. Real good.
1752
00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,980
What about you?
1753
00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:37,018
Yeah, I'm good, too, you know.
1754
00:41:37,058 --> 00:41:38,980
Just shopping here, you know.
1755
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,334
I needed garbage bags,
1756
00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:41,980
so, that's pretty exciting.
1757
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,390
I'm gonna get
1758
00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:42,980
the two-ply though,
1759
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:43,980
'cause I don't need three-ply.
1760
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:44,720
What am I, a Rockefeller?
1761
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:44,980
You know?
1762
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,980
Yeah.
1763
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:48,297
What else
1764
00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:48,980
have you been up to?
1765
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,420
I'm sure it can't all
1766
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,980
be garbage bag related.
1767
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:53,980
Oh, no, no. Um...
1768
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,580
You know, I just,
1769
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:55,801
I've been good.
1770
00:41:55,841 --> 00:41:56,980
I'm going to Ireland.
1771
00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:57,980
Oh, my God! When?
1772
00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,081
Well, I'm leaving
1773
00:41:59,121 --> 00:41:59,980
in three days.
1774
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,542
And I'll be there for, like,
1775
00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:02,980
at least a year, you know?
1776
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,980
I got the fellowship.
1777
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:04,980
Oh, my God. You got it.
1778
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,698
How does, "distinguished
1779
00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:07,980
visiting professor
1780
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:08,980
of creative writing
1781
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,330
at Trinity College in...
1782
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,980
...Dublin, Ireland" sound?
1783
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:13,725
-It sounds great.
1784
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:13,980
-Yeah?
1785
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:14,980
And super pretentious.
1786
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,980
Yeah?
1787
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,980
It's the accent.
1788
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,929
I remember when you were
1789
00:42:19,969 --> 00:42:20,807
applying for that position,
1790
00:42:20,847 --> 00:42:20,980
so...
1791
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:21,980
Yeah.
1792
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:22,980
Wow. And you love Guinness.
1793
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:23,980
I love Guinness.
1794
00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,075
I mean, you better
1795
00:42:25,115 --> 00:42:25,980
be celebrating.
1796
00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:26,980
Yeah, no, totally.
1797
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,072
I mean, I was planning on
1798
00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:28,980
drinking a, you know,
1799
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,958
reasonable amount
1800
00:42:29,998 --> 00:42:30,980
of Sauvignon blanc
1801
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,036
and, you know,
1802
00:42:32,076 --> 00:42:33,980
some gluten-free pretzels.
1803
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:34,980
Oh!
1804
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,980
Are you gluten intolerant now?
1805
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:37,980
Oh, no, no, no. Just...
1806
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:38,980
Just in case, you know?
1807
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:39,980
Better safe.
1808
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:41,980
Better safe than coeliac.
1809
00:42:42,596 --> 00:42:43,980
That's what I always say.
1810
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,785
You know, I don't know that
1811
00:42:45,825 --> 00:42:46,171
that really counts
1812
00:42:46,211 --> 00:42:47,231
as a celebration.
1813
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,661
I should take you out
1814
00:42:48,701 --> 00:42:49,301
to dinner,
1815
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,314
or, you know,
1816
00:42:50,354 --> 00:42:51,914
grab a drink or something.
1817
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,395
Just to get you ready for
1818
00:42:53,435 --> 00:42:54,980
the pubs you know? I mean...
1819
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:55,760
I'm not saying
1820
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,980
the Irish drink a lot,
1821
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,235
but they're... They're kind of
1822
00:42:58,275 --> 00:42:59,355
boozehounds, so...
1823
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,980
That's really sweet.
1824
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,160
But I'm gonna pass.
1825
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,980
Sorry.
1826
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,980
Oh, sure.
1827
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,980
Yeah, I get it.
1828
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,049
-I get it, it's...
1829
00:43:13,089 --> 00:43:13,980
-Hey, it was...
1830
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,980
It was great to see you.
1831
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:16,980
Great to see you, too.
1832
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,980
I was really...
1833
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,980
You look really happy.
1834
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:21,986
-Yeah. Yeah, you too.
1835
00:43:22,026 --> 00:43:22,637
-It was great to bump
1836
00:43:22,677 --> 00:43:22,980
into you.
1837
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,413
-Yeah, you too.
1838
00:43:24,453 --> 00:43:24,980
-Yeah.
1839
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:25,914
-Best wishes.
1840
00:43:25,954 --> 00:43:26,980
-Yeah, you too.
1841
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,295
Uh, congratulations
1842
00:43:30,335 --> 00:43:30,980
on everything.
1843
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,000
Thanks.
1844
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,980
Oh.
1845
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,980
They only had the small carts.
1846
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,980
You're tall.
1847
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,272
Hey, don't let 'em scan you
1848
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:39,475
at the checkout
1849
00:43:39,515 --> 00:43:40,415
on the way out.
1850
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,980
Oh!
1851
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,000
'Cause I look like a barcode.
1852
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,636
Where do you think
1853
00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:51,819
you're going?
1854
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:52,980
Get back in there.
1855
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:55,980
Oh, my God. Get out of here.
1856
00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,113
Don't give up now.
1857
00:43:57,153 --> 00:43:58,980
You've come so far. Go for it.
1858
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,986
Don't live with regrets.
1859
00:44:01,026 --> 00:44:01,980
Be a winner.
1860
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,907
I freaked him out.
1861
00:44:02,947 --> 00:44:03,980
I freaked myself out.
1862
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,100
I'm gonna go home.
1863
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,377
I don't think
1864
00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:06,980
you freaked him out.
1865
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:07,935
Did you see the way
1866
00:44:07,975 --> 00:44:08,980
he touched your hair?
1867
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,133
No, I got kinda rattled
1868
00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:10,980
when he did that.
1869
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,749
Carol, George leaves
1870
00:44:12,789 --> 00:44:13,980
in three days.
1871
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,514
-This is your last chance.
1872
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,980
Okay, I'll try.
1873
00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:18,980
Don't leave the almond butter.
1874
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,460
I will pay for it later.
1875
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,980
Don't be a litterbug.
1876
00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:22,980
You're not helping right now.
1877
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,271
Don't give up now.
1878
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:24,980
Go for it.
1879
00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:27,037
Smash the competition
1880
00:44:27,077 --> 00:44:28,980
with Slimtunity Pro.
1881
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:30,766
Back off, lady, it's garbage.
1882
00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:31,980
30 grams of protein?
1883
00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,980
It's impossible.
1884
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:45,980
It's for a friend.
1885
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:48,980
I don't mean to, you know,
1886
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,115
barge in again on you.
1887
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:51,980
I just...
1888
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:52,980
I wanted to tell you...
1889
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,349
it just felt like I,
1890
00:44:54,389 --> 00:44:55,980
kind of, weirded you out
1891
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:57,171
in the other aisle,
1892
00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:57,980
and I just...
1893
00:44:58,020 --> 00:44:59,205
I want to let you know
1894
00:44:59,245 --> 00:44:59,980
that I was not
1895
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,980
asking you out on a date...
1896
00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:03,324
that I know that,
1897
00:45:03,364 --> 00:45:05,000
I just know, and I...
1898
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,492
I can't,
1899
00:45:06,532 --> 00:45:07,980
and I wouldn't do that.
1900
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:08,980
I just thought that
1901
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:09,961
two people who know
1902
00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:10,980
each other very well
1903
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:11,900
and they haven't seen
1904
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,980
each other in a long time
1905
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,980
maybe could catch up again
1906
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:15,545
because one of them
1907
00:45:15,585 --> 00:45:15,980
is moving away.
1908
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,274
But then I made it
1909
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,980
very confusing and weird
1910
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,485
and I just wanted
1911
00:45:20,525 --> 00:45:22,000
to say I'm sorry.
1912
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
So, not a date?
1913
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,174
-No, not even slightly a date.
1914
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:31,980
I mean, more like, I mean,
1915
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:32,232
at best,
1916
00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:32,980
like a business meeting.
1917
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,661
-Like two acquaintances...
1918
00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:35,201
-Yes.
1919
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,767
...just catching up
1920
00:45:36,807 --> 00:45:37,980
in a business casual setting?
1921
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,880
I could bring, uh, pie charts
1922
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,980
and spreadsheets.
1923
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:42,201
We could talk about
1924
00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:43,980
fourth quarter hubbity-hubb?
1925
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,980
-Uh, could we do office talk?
1926
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:46,785
Working hard
1927
00:45:46,825 --> 00:45:47,980
or hardly working?
1928
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,980
Aw! Is it Friday yet?
1929
00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:50,980
Mondays, huh?
1930
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,867
Cashing cheques
1931
00:45:51,907 --> 00:45:52,980
and breaking necks.
1932
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,980
Was your business the mob?
1933
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:55,765
Take it easy. Hey,
1934
00:45:55,805 --> 00:45:56,980
if it's easy, take it twice.
1935
00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,986
I don't recognize
1936
00:45:59,026 --> 00:45:59,980
any of yours.
1937
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,980
You know what, let's do it.
1938
00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,686
-Yeah? Okay.
1939
00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:02,980
-Yeah, why not, right?
1940
00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:04,980
Okay, I'll pick you up.
1941
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,980
Oh, you're gonna pick me up?
1942
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,980
Huh. Maybe I am a Rockefeller.
1943
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:10,980
What time?
1944
00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,980
-Seven o'clock.
1945
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,980
That's business appropriate.
1946
00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:14,650
-I thought so.
1947
00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:15,980
-Now, if you'll excuse me...
1948
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,401
I'm gonna go look for the
1949
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,980
travel size shampoo section.
1950
00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:19,980
See you tonight.
1951
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,387
Treat yourself
1952
00:46:21,427 --> 00:46:23,000
to a brand name.
1953
00:46:36,491 --> 00:46:36,980
Carol, you did it!
1954
00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:38,334
-You're victorious in love.
1955
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,184
Winner winner,
1956
00:46:40,224 --> 00:46:41,980
chicken dinner. Yeah!
1957
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:43,980
I'm so proud of you.
1958
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:44,849
I mean, that was better
1959
00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:45,980
than I ever could've imagined.
1960
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:46,523
-Don't.
1961
00:46:46,563 --> 00:46:47,980
-I mean, who cares?
1962
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:48,980
Dance with me.
1963
00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:49,612
This is how
1964
00:46:49,652 --> 00:46:50,980
humans celebrate, right?
1965
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:55,440
-We're going on a non-date!
1966
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:55,980
-Yeah!
1967
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:56,426
-Oh!
1968
00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:58,980
That's it.
1969
00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:00,273
Is this what Beyonce
1970
00:47:00,313 --> 00:47:00,980
feels like?
1971
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:02,224
-Here you go!
1972
00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:11,686
We should go
1973
00:47:11,726 --> 00:47:12,980
before George sees us.
1974
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:13,957
George is sniffing
1975
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:14,980
garbage bags again.
1976
00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,639
Was I nervous? Yes,
1977
00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:17,522
I was a little nervous
1978
00:47:17,562 --> 00:47:17,980
going in.
1979
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:18,980
But I think it went really...
1980
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:19,415
It seemed to go
1981
00:47:19,455 --> 00:47:19,980
really, really well.
1982
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,980
Sure did.
1983
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,640
You're almost irresistible.
1984
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,067
You're just missing
1985
00:47:25,107 --> 00:47:26,067
one final piece.
1986
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,280
Oh, my God.
1987
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,980
I love this neighborhood.
1988
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:31,980
What are we doing here?
1989
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,804
This is your new house.
1990
00:47:33,844 --> 00:47:34,980
Casa de Carol.
1991
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:35,980
What?
1992
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,704
No, I can't...
1993
00:47:36,744 --> 00:47:37,980
I can't afford this new...
1994
00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:39,317
Oh, my God. Did you buy me
1995
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:39,980
a house here?
1996
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,785
If you consider a penthouse
1997
00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:42,980
a house, then yes.
1998
00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:44,000
I do.
1999
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,899
Oh, my God. There's a man
2000
00:47:45,939 --> 00:47:46,980
walking right toward the car.
2001
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,123
Hello, Miss Peters,
2002
00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:49,980
I'm Victor, your house manager.
2003
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,980
Hi, there, Victor.
2004
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,980
Welcome to your new apartment.
2005
00:47:54,177 --> 00:47:54,980
-Thank you.
2006
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,319
I have to say,
2007
00:47:56,359 --> 00:47:56,980
Miss Peters,
2008
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,826
your team really
2009
00:47:57,866 --> 00:47:58,980
had us hustling today.
2010
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:00,804
I hope you will approve
2011
00:48:00,844 --> 00:48:01,980
of our efforts.
2012
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,319
Oh, I'm sure you've done
2013
00:48:03,359 --> 00:48:03,980
a great job.
2014
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,000
Holy moly!
2015
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Oh, my...
2016
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,980
This place is amazing.
2017
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,980
Certainly is.
2018
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:13,502
And we've stocked
2019
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:14,502
the refrigerator
2020
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,358
and the pantry
2021
00:48:15,398 --> 00:48:15,980
to your specifications.
2022
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:17,039
And the nice people
2023
00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:17,980
from the boutique
2024
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,820
came to organize your closets.
2025
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,620
And as your team requested,
2026
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,510
we have integrated
2027
00:48:22,550 --> 00:48:22,980
the entire space
2028
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:23,515
with all
2029
00:48:23,555 --> 00:48:24,980
the latest technology.
2030
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:25,826
It also includes
2031
00:48:25,866 --> 00:48:26,980
the largest television
2032
00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:27,647
I've ever had
2033
00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:28,980
the displeasure of moving.
2034
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,914
Just kidding.
2035
00:48:29,954 --> 00:48:30,980
But not really.
2036
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:31,980
It's very heavy, but I'm sure
2037
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,171
the picture quality
2038
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:33,980
is wonderful.
2039
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,980
Yeah, it's quite overwhelming.
2040
00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,156
If there's anything else
2041
00:48:37,196 --> 00:48:37,980
I can do for you,
2042
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,195
you just don't hesitate
2043
00:48:39,235 --> 00:48:39,980
to let me know.
2044
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,160
My information has been put
2045
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:41,980
into your contacts.
2046
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:42,980
Your team saw to that.
2047
00:48:43,652 --> 00:48:44,980
-And I have no idea how.
2048
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,318
And it's not creepy.
2049
00:48:46,358 --> 00:48:46,980
It's fine.
2050
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:47,989
It's the new way
2051
00:48:48,029 --> 00:48:48,980
of doing things.
2052
00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:49,468
So, please don't
2053
00:48:49,508 --> 00:48:49,980
hesitate to call.
2054
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:51,980
-Okay.
2055
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:52,641
-Have a nice day.
2056
00:48:52,681 --> 00:48:52,980
-You too.
2057
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,505
-Thank you, Victor.
2058
00:48:54,545 --> 00:48:54,980
-Okay.
2059
00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:56,137
-Wonderful job.
2060
00:48:56,177 --> 00:48:57,000
-Thank you.
2061
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
D
2062
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,980
When did you do all of this?
2063
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:11,338
Today.
2064
00:49:11,378 --> 00:49:11,980
While you were getting
2065
00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:13,980
primped and black-bagged.
2066
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:14,452
I will say this
2067
00:49:14,492 --> 00:49:14,980
about you humans,
2068
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,360
with enough motivation
2069
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,000
and money,
2070
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,980
you can do just about anything
2071
00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:19,720
-in a couple of hours.
2072
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
This is...
2073
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
This is amazing.
2074
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,980
This is a beautiful apartment,
2075
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,065
but I don't...
2076
00:49:33,105 --> 00:49:35,000
I don't need any of this.
2077
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,614
But won't the apartment,
2078
00:49:36,654 --> 00:49:36,677
and the money,
2079
00:49:36,717 --> 00:49:36,980
and the clothes...
2080
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,103
make you more attractive
2081
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,000
to George?
2082
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,980
No, the George I remember,
2083
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:44,202
he doesn't care
2084
00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:45,980
about fancy apartments
2085
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,980
or expensive shoes.
2086
00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:50,980
I don't quite understand.
2087
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,916
Perhaps you're more complex
2088
00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:53,980
than I thought.
2089
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,980
Is that a compliment?
2090
00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,105
Hey, you don't wanna be late
2091
00:49:57,145 --> 00:49:57,980
for your reservations.
2092
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,120
You get cleaned up, and maybe
2093
00:49:59,160 --> 00:49:59,980
put on something nice.
2094
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,980
All right.
2095
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:02,843
Maybe I'll wear
2096
00:50:02,883 --> 00:50:03,980
that new blue dress.
2097
00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:04,522
Judging by the history
2098
00:50:04,562 --> 00:50:04,980
of your lovemaking,
2099
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:05,785
George can't
2100
00:50:05,825 --> 00:50:06,980
resist you in red.
2101
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,599
Red's probably more
2102
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,980
business casual appropriate,
2103
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,580
so, I'll wear the red one.
2104
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:29,000
D
2105
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,480
This facility
2106
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,980
is now in full data lock-down.
2107
00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,980
We're off the grid and secure.
2108
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,980
Director Tyson?
2109
00:50:38,525 --> 00:50:38,980
Madam President,
2110
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:39,920
after analyzing
2111
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,980
various strategic
2112
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:41,980
yet challenging scenarios,
2113
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,279
we still believe
2114
00:50:43,319 --> 00:50:44,980
that Operation Sahara
2115
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:47,000
is our best course of action.
2116
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,903
So, aside from this plan
2117
00:50:48,943 --> 00:50:49,980
being impossible to execute,
2118
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,038
you're not even sure
2119
00:50:51,078 --> 00:50:52,158
that it will work?
2120
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,980
Uh, Madam President? Um...
2121
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:55,980
So far, this is the only plan
2122
00:50:56,611 --> 00:50:57,980
That will remotely work.
2123
00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:58,980
I'm sorry, who are you?
2124
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,980
This is, uh, Dennis Caruso.
2125
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,340
He's the AI researcher
2126
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,575
who first made contact
2127
00:51:03,615 --> 00:51:03,980
with the entity
2128
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,980
and identified the threat.
2129
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:07,043
Hi,
2130
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,980
Madam President. Uh...
2131
00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:11,980
Big fan. Big, big fan.
2132
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,980
Thank you for your support.
2133
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:14,861
We've analyzed
2134
00:51:14,901 --> 00:51:15,325
every contingency,
2135
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:15,980
Madam President.
2136
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,980
And confidence is high
2137
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,404
that this is the only plan
2138
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,184
that stands a chance in hell.
2139
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,779
To my colleagues
2140
00:51:22,819 --> 00:51:23,980
in the global community,
2141
00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:24,881
both here
2142
00:51:24,921 --> 00:51:26,980
and around the world,
2143
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:27,834
I still prefer
2144
00:51:27,874 --> 00:51:28,980
a flip phone, so...
2145
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:29,693
someone is going
2146
00:51:29,733 --> 00:51:30,980
to have to explain this to me
2147
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:31,980
like I'm the relic that I am.
2148
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:34,340
Nope, nope,
2149
00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:34,980
not gonna have that.
2150
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,801
You are not anything close
2151
00:51:36,841 --> 00:51:37,980
to a relic, okay?
2152
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,201
You are more like
2153
00:51:39,241 --> 00:51:40,980
a classic bottle of wine.
2154
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,980
Vintage.
2155
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:43,525
You know, the outside
2156
00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:44,645
may be dusty but...
2157
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,507
Do you mind? Would you
2158
00:51:45,547 --> 00:51:45,980
just get on with it?
2159
00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,980
Yes.
2160
00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:48,854
I have never done
2161
00:51:48,894 --> 00:51:49,291
a presentation before,
2162
00:51:49,331 --> 00:51:49,980
so forgive my nerves.
2163
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:50,738
I'm, you know,
2164
00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:51,980
this is my first, uh...
2165
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,980
Just gonna have a bit of...
2166
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,280
Ooh. That's too much.
2167
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:57,980
Okay. Um...
2168
00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,120
Gonna take this cardigan off,
2169
00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,980
'cause it's...
2170
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,036
My badge. Are you guys having
2171
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,636
problems with your badges?
2172
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,854
'Cause it's, like,
2173
00:52:03,894 --> 00:52:05,274
mine keeps falling off.
2174
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,380
Made in China.
2175
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,980
Sorry.
2176
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:11,980
Sorry about that.
2177
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:14,094
Okay, without further ado,
2178
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:14,980
ma'am, sir,
2179
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:15,468
I present to you
2180
00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:15,980
Operation Sahara.
2181
00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,627
Now, starting in China,
2182
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:18,980
we would disconnect
2183
00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:19,960
or destroy all power
2184
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,980
and data connections.
2185
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:21,960
Now, over the course
2186
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,980
of the next two days,
2187
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:24,980
we will blackout the globe,
2188
00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:25,650
and bottleneck
2189
00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:26,980
the Artificial Intelligence.
2190
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,078
Until the entity's only option
2191
00:52:29,118 --> 00:52:29,980
is to inhabit
2192
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,437
this data center
2193
00:52:31,477 --> 00:52:33,980
on the outskirts of Seattle.
2194
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,372
We will sever connections
2195
00:52:35,412 --> 00:52:36,980
and the AI will be sandboxed.
2196
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:37,758
Contained in
2197
00:52:37,798 --> 00:52:38,980
a highly controlled
2198
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,372
and restricted
2199
00:52:39,412 --> 00:52:39,980
operating environment.
2200
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:41,064
What about the news?
2201
00:52:41,104 --> 00:52:41,980
The social media?
2202
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:42,921
As soon as
2203
00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:43,737
these blackouts start,
2204
00:52:43,777 --> 00:52:44,980
people are gonna panic.
2205
00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:45,803
Our space agency
2206
00:52:45,843 --> 00:52:46,980
is drafting a statement
2207
00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:48,160
about a massive solar flare
2208
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:48,980
hitting the planet.
2209
00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,536
If the world thinks
2210
00:52:50,576 --> 00:52:52,980
they've temporarily lost power
2211
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:54,980
because of solar radiation,
2212
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:55,750
there will be
2213
00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:56,980
less chance of panic.
2214
00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:57,896
And we're working with
2215
00:52:57,936 --> 00:52:58,980
every social media network
2216
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,657
to push false narratives
2217
00:53:00,697 --> 00:53:01,980
and distractions...
2218
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,455
But we are confident that
2219
00:53:03,495 --> 00:53:05,055
we can mitigate any alarm.
2220
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,330
Well, on the bright side,
2221
00:53:08,358 --> 00:53:08,980
to get a new phone.
2222
00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:09,020
I don't have
2223
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,980
Uh...
2224
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:15,385
On behalf of
2225
00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:15,980
the United States,
2226
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:16,704
General Gomez,
2227
00:53:16,744 --> 00:53:17,980
you have the green light.
2228
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,000
Good luck and Godspeed.
2229
00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:23,980
Thank you, ma'am.
2230
00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:25,980
Let's go.
2231
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,460
Dennis?
2232
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Mmm? Yeah.
2233
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,401
Madam President,
2234
00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:31,761
can I just say that...
2235
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:32,480
Dennis?
2236
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:32,757
Oh, you want me
2237
00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:32,980
to go with you?
2238
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:33,980
Uh...
2239
00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:34,961
It's been a...
2240
00:53:35,001 --> 00:53:36,980
That's not appropriate. Um...
2241
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,501
It's been a pleasure,
2242
00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:37,980
uh, Madam President.
2243
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,542
Just wanted to say that, uh,
2244
00:53:39,582 --> 00:53:40,980
this blue and your eyes...
2245
00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:42,655
I mean, like, United Kingdom's
2246
00:53:42,695 --> 00:53:43,980
giving you a harsh blue,
2247
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:45,095
and you're giving me something
2248
00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:45,980
softer that I think is...
2249
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:47,336
Dennis?
2250
00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:48,096
-Yeah, okay.
2251
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
D
2252
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,917
Oh, that's not
2253
00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:11,980
business casual!
2254
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:12,989
Ugh! I gotta put
2255
00:54:13,029 --> 00:54:13,980
a jacket on now.
2256
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:14,652
Well, I...
2257
00:54:14,692 --> 00:54:15,980
I'm way overdressed.
2258
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,980
I packed all my belts!
2259
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,205
You know, if it helps,
2260
00:54:19,245 --> 00:54:19,980
I could, like,
2261
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,422
tear my sleeve
2262
00:54:21,462 --> 00:54:23,980
or roll around in gravel.
2263
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,424
Had a T-shirt on before.
2264
00:54:25,464 --> 00:54:26,980
I, uh, worried about this.
2265
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:29,000
Oh, my God.
2266
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,827
Your magic coffee maker.
2267
00:54:31,867 --> 00:54:32,980
I got you this.
2268
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:33,572
Yeah, I'm not taking
2269
00:54:33,612 --> 00:54:34,452
the coffeepot.
2270
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,854
They got all those
2271
00:54:35,894 --> 00:54:37,274
weird plugs over there.
2272
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,076
You know, plus,
2273
00:54:39,116 --> 00:54:40,980
they only drink tea, so...
2274
00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:42,819
I mean, tea is just really,
2275
00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:43,980
kind of dirt and water...
2276
00:54:43,276 --> 00:54:44,020
you know,
2277
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:44,980
Yeah, exactly.
2278
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:47,000
...mixed together.
2279
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,706
Really leaving in three days,
2280
00:54:48,746 --> 00:54:48,980
aren't you?
2281
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:49,735
Yep, well, two,
2282
00:54:49,775 --> 00:54:50,980
if you don't count today.
2283
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,073
Last Friday,
2284
00:54:52,113 --> 00:54:52,618
I went to the airport
2285
00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:53,980
thinking it was this Friday.
2286
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:54,980
I'm losing my mind.
2287
00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:56,980
You also love airports, so...
2288
00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:57,980
It's a gateway to the world,
2289
00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:58,867
and the gateway
2290
00:54:58,907 --> 00:54:59,980
to the imagination.
2291
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:01,980
You look beautiful.
2292
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,980
Oh. This?
2293
00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:04,980
This was, like, on some kind
2294
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:05,887
of crazy sale,
2295
00:55:05,927 --> 00:55:06,980
like, you know...
2296
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,980
it was practically free.
2297
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,514
I'll probably throw it away
2298
00:55:09,554 --> 00:55:10,980
after dinner or something.
2299
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,160
You look nice, too.
2300
00:55:14,219 --> 00:55:15,059
-Oh! That's...
2301
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,980
That's me.
2302
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,422
I had a friend
2303
00:55:18,462 --> 00:55:20,980
help get a reservation...
2304
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:23,000
Where are we going?
2305
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:24,260
To a very
2306
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:24,980
significant restaurant.
2307
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,456
-Oh. Significant restaurant?
2308
00:55:27,496 --> 00:55:27,980
-Yeah.
2309
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:28,836
Since when do you go
2310
00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:29,980
to significant restaurants?
2311
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:30,980
I'm a very classy lady.
2312
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:33,000
You were always a classy lady.
2313
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:35,980
I have to lock the door.
2314
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,000
Oh, yeah, sorry.
2315
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,980
Wow, this is so cool.
2316
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:41,735
I don't know
2317
00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:42,980
anything about cars,
2318
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:43,306
but I think
2319
00:55:43,346 --> 00:55:43,980
it's a really nice car.
2320
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:45,792
Yeah, it just kinda
2321
00:55:45,832 --> 00:55:47,980
does things sometime...
2322
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,184
-Should we go?
2323
00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:51,000
-Yes. Yes, we should.
2324
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:52,602
-And we will.
2325
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,980
Car on.
2326
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:57,346
Do you not know
2327
00:55:57,386 --> 00:55:57,980
how to start your own car?
2328
00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:59,152
Of course,
2329
00:55:59,192 --> 00:55:59,980
of course I do.
2330
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,372
I just really enjoy using
2331
00:56:01,412 --> 00:56:02,980
the voice-activated features.
2332
00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:04,000
Car on.
2333
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:05,980
I wish I could say,
2334
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:06,650
"Come on, Car.
2335
00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:07,980
Help me out here."
2336
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:10,980
Ignite engine.
2337
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,980
Car on. Activate.
2338
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:14,980
Ignition. Ignition. Ignition.
2339
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:16,534
Sure you doing it right?
2340
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,000
Car on.
2341
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,058
Oh!
2342
00:56:19,098 --> 00:56:21,000
I guess my car likes you.
2343
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,980
Maybe we should get going?
2344
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,980
Mas O Menos?
2345
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:43,980
Hilarious.
2346
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,000
Right. Remember?
2347
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,457
-Yeah, I remember.
2348
00:56:46,497 --> 00:56:46,980
-For our first date.
2349
00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:48,174
Remember, we had to share
2350
00:56:48,214 --> 00:56:48,980
a plate of tacos,
2351
00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:49,434
'cause we were
2352
00:56:49,474 --> 00:56:49,980
completely broke.
2353
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:51,248
'Cause we were so broke.
2354
00:56:51,288 --> 00:56:51,980
Totally broke.
2355
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,754
Okay, significant
2356
00:56:54,794 --> 00:56:56,980
restaurant. I get it.
2357
00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:58,980
I just thought it would maybe
2358
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,980
be funny or ironic, you know?
2359
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,394
To come... To come here
2360
00:57:02,434 --> 00:57:03,980
for our business casual...
2361
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,980
non-date outing.
2362
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:07,446
-Yeah, it's ironic.
2363
00:57:07,486 --> 00:57:08,000
-Right?
2364
00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:11,593
-Yeah, let's go see it.
2365
00:57:11,633 --> 00:57:13,000
-Yeah, let's see it.
2366
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Nice one.
2367
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
D
2368
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,869
So, my wife she tells me,
2369
00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:32,980
"No, wear this. It looks good."
2370
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:33,980
And I said, "It does."
2371
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:34,906
-Here it is.
2372
00:57:34,946 --> 00:57:35,980
Yep.
2373
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:36,620
She's very knowledgeable
2374
00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:36,980
about fashion.
2375
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:37,983
-Oh, hello.
2376
00:57:38,023 --> 00:57:38,980
-Hi, there.
2377
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,228
Um, I think we have
2378
00:57:40,268 --> 00:57:41,980
a reservation under Peters?
2379
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:42,980
Oh, Miss Peters!
2380
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:45,711
We are so happy to have you
2381
00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:46,980
back at Mas O Menos.
2382
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:48,213
And Mr. Churchill,
2383
00:57:48,253 --> 00:57:49,980
welcome, senor, welcome.
2384
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:50,628
-Come, come with me.
2385
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:50,980
-Thank you.
2386
00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:53,565
I had to put both of our names
2387
00:57:53,605 --> 00:57:53,980
down to get the table.
2388
00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:54,810
-Pulling us.
2389
00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:55,980
-He's pulling us.
2390
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:57,980
Oh!
2391
00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:59,980
The table's that way?
2392
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:01,980
No, no, no.
2393
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,103
Oh, no, this is not
2394
00:58:03,143 --> 00:58:03,980
a dancing date.
2395
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:04,966
-This is not a dancing date.
2396
00:58:05,006 --> 00:58:05,980
-We're doing business casual.
2397
00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:07,018
This is business.
2398
00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:07,980
Business casual.
2399
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,980
Dancers all for you.
2400
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:10,706
The musician is for you
2401
00:58:10,746 --> 00:58:10,980
to dance.
2402
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,038
Okay. I don't think he's gonna
2403
00:58:12,078 --> 00:58:13,698
let us eat unless we dance.
2404
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,647
Oh, no, that's okay,
2405
00:58:14,687 --> 00:58:14,980
thank you.
2406
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:15,740
So, I'm starving,
2407
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:16,980
so let's just do this, okay?
2408
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:17,980
Okay.
2409
00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:20,942
You know what,
2410
00:58:20,982 --> 00:58:23,000
I'm overdressed. That's on me.
2411
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,980
Um...
2412
00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:27,584
Is he dancing with us?
2413
00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:27,999
Yeah.
2414
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
-Should we try to go that way?
2415
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,980
Just casually...
2416
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:30,460
All right,
2417
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:30,980
we're going this way.
2418
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:32,000
D
2419
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:33,605
-Let's try this way.
2420
00:58:33,645 --> 00:58:33,980
-He's quick.
2421
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:34,980
He's watching us like a hawk.
2422
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:35,985
We'll go this way.
2423
00:58:36,025 --> 00:58:36,980
Let's go this way.
2424
00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:37,619
[restaurant manager
2425
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:38,980
Whoa! There's two of 'em.
2426
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,650
-Oh, my God, he's like a bull.
2427
00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:40,980
-Yeah.
2428
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:41,659
-I shouldn't have worn red.
2429
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,631
-Okay, let's do a little turn.
2430
00:58:44,671 --> 00:58:44,980
-Oh!
2431
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,980
Uh-huh. Yes.
2432
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,336
-You always had skills.
2433
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,980
Huh? Works for the turn.
2434
00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,980
You have built up an appetite?
2435
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:01,336
Yes, yes, we've worked up
2436
00:59:01,376 --> 00:59:01,980
an appetite.
2437
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,235
I will lead you to your table.
2438
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,000
Sorry about the dress.
2439
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:11,980
This place isn't anything
2440
00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:13,980
like I remember it being.
2441
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:14,687
There's fewer
2442
00:59:14,727 --> 00:59:15,980
dead cockroaches around.
2443
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,285
-That's what it is!
2444
00:59:17,325 --> 00:59:19,000
-Yeah. Well, that's good.
2445
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,277
Marginally nicer place
2446
00:59:21,317 --> 00:59:22,037
to catch up.
2447
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
And why are we catching up?
2448
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Well, um,
2449
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,980
I just...
2450
00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,341
never actually
2451
00:59:34,381 --> 00:59:35,980
told you sorry...
2452
00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:37,980
you know, for...
2453
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,980
kinda everything.
2454
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,433
And I know it was my fault
2455
00:59:41,473 --> 00:59:42,980
why we ended up breaking up,
2456
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:44,892
and I don't know why,
2457
00:59:44,932 --> 00:59:46,980
I just thought I had to
2458
00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:48,518
become something else,
2459
00:59:48,558 --> 00:59:49,980
or do something else,
2460
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,320
or I don't know,
2461
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,000
save the world or...
2462
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:54,980
I don't know, and I just...
2463
00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:56,985
I thought that had
2464
00:59:57,025 --> 00:59:58,980
to come before us.
2465
00:59:59,020 --> 00:59:59,958
I guess I thought
2466
00:59:59,998 --> 01:00:00,980
I should bring you
2467
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:01,405
to this
2468
01:00:01,445 --> 01:00:02,980
business casual setting...
2469
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,980
...and actually apologize,
2470
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,980
'cause I am sorry.
2471
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,980
Well, it's fine. I...
2472
01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:13,451
I business casually
2473
01:00:13,491 --> 01:00:15,000
accept your apology.
2474
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,980
'Cause you, uh, deserve...
2475
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:21,980
I deserve what?
2476
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000
...better.
2477
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,071
You deserve better
2478
01:00:28,111 --> 01:00:28,980
than how I was.
2479
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:30,275
Well, that was always
2480
01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:32,000
our biggest argument, right?
2481
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,884
And, you know,
2482
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:35,980
the truth is I...
2483
01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:37,756
I haven't found anybody
2484
01:00:37,796 --> 01:00:38,980
better than you.
2485
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:39,980
Not yet.
2486
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,980
But key word there "yet."
2487
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,404
-Oh, quite the player.
2488
01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:43,980
-Exactly.
2489
01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:45,406
-I'm tall, tan and tenured.
2490
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,004
I wear corduroy jackets.
2491
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:47,980
Things are easy for me.
2492
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:49,858
For the special couple,
2493
01:00:49,898 --> 01:00:51,980
I made these just for you.
2494
01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:52,417
Thank you.
2495
01:00:52,457 --> 01:00:52,980
Enjoy.
2496
01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:55,267
-He wears corduroy.
2497
01:00:55,307 --> 01:00:55,980
-A-ha.
2498
01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:58,424
All right, well, listen,
2499
01:00:58,464 --> 01:00:59,980
thank you for the apology.
2500
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:01,980
It really means a lot to me.
2501
01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:02,344
But, you know,
2502
01:01:02,384 --> 01:01:03,884
I'm gonna be leaving soon
2503
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,881
and embarking on my new,
2504
01:01:04,921 --> 01:01:05,980
glamorous European lifestyle.
2505
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,510
Oh, I wasn't... I wasn't aware
2506
01:01:07,550 --> 01:01:08,980
it was a glamorous lifestyle.
2507
01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:10,372
Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna wear
2508
01:01:10,412 --> 01:01:11,980
bikini underwear from now on.
2509
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:12,852
But for tonight,
2510
01:01:12,892 --> 01:01:14,152
how about no regrets?
2511
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,747
To no regrets
2512
01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:16,980
and Irish adventures.
2513
01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:25,980
I can't get it down.
2514
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:29,000
D
2515
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,080
What is happening?
2516
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,033
I think they've really
2517
01:01:36,073 --> 01:01:36,980
been focusing on us.
2518
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,698
No, I think they do this
2519
01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:40,000
at all the tables.
2520
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,952
Right, right over here.
2521
01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:53,256
You're...
2522
01:01:53,296 --> 01:01:53,980
You're sticking to that?
2523
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:54,980
Are you saying that you think
2524
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:56,135
salmonella is worse
2525
01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:56,980
than listeria?
2526
01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:57,665
No, no, no. I'm just,
2527
01:01:57,705 --> 01:01:58,305
I'm saying
2528
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,480
that if we have
2529
01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,980
food poisoning,
2530
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,784
I'd rather have listeria
2531
01:02:01,824 --> 01:02:02,980
than salmonella.
2532
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:03,823
Because I can take
2533
01:02:03,863 --> 01:02:04,980
antibiotics for listeria,
2534
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,760
but you can't for salmonella.
2535
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,413
Okay, but we,
2536
01:02:07,453 --> 01:02:07,980
just to be clear,
2537
01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,065
we definitely, we still have
2538
01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,545
food poisoning?
2539
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:11,980
Oh, yeah, no, 100%.
2540
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:12,980
I mean, that was
2541
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,559
E. coli-flavored guacamole
2542
01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:14,980
we ate.
2543
01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:18,987
Glad we ran into each other
2544
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,647
today at the grocery store.
2545
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,980
What are the odds, right?
2546
01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:27,011
I mean, quite a coincidence,
2547
01:02:27,051 --> 01:02:27,980
you know?
2548
01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:28,980
It's my lucky day.
2549
01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:30,980
Mine too.
2550
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,980
Maybe I will, you know,
2551
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:36,791
give you a call
2552
01:02:36,831 --> 01:02:37,980
or something tomorrow?
2553
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:39,741
Maybe I'll pick up.
2554
01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:39,980
-Oh.
2555
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,135
No, I mean, I would for sure,
2556
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:44,000
I would for sure pick up.
2557
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
-Night.
2558
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,869
Is talking
2559
01:03:08,909 --> 01:03:09,980
about food poisoning
2560
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:11,980
and intestinal distress
2561
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:12,772
a regular part of
2562
01:03:12,812 --> 01:03:13,980
the human courting ritual?
2563
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:15,153
No, it is not.
2564
01:03:15,193 --> 01:03:16,980
Can we please just go?
2565
01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:18,980
No, Carol.
2566
01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:19,684
Don't these romantic outings
2567
01:03:19,724 --> 01:03:19,980
usually lead
2568
01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:20,858
to interactions of
2569
01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,278
a more intimate nature?
2570
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,980
Ugh! Oh, my God.
2571
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:25,804
I'm not discussing this
2572
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:26,980
with you, okay?
2573
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,000
I mean, you really do not
2574
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,647
understand
2575
01:03:30,687 --> 01:03:31,980
human relationships.
2576
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,350
His core body temperature
2577
01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:34,980
went up by almost two degrees,
2578
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,980
and his pupils dilated 25%
2579
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,980
every time he looked at you.
2580
01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:39,980
25%, really?
2581
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:42,261
Is that good or a lot?
2582
01:03:42,301 --> 01:03:42,980
I mean,
2583
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,980
25% kind of seems...
2584
01:03:45,596 --> 01:03:46,980
Kind of seems like a lot.
2585
01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:48,488
It's amazing that you humans
2586
01:03:48,528 --> 01:03:49,980
reproduce as fast as you do.
2587
01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:51,426
Oh, my God. Okay, can...
2588
01:03:51,466 --> 01:03:52,980
Let's just go, all right?
2589
01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:54,112
Sorry, we're having mechanical
2590
01:03:54,152 --> 01:03:54,980
difficulties right now.
2591
01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:56,349
Well, you know what,
2592
01:03:56,389 --> 01:03:57,388
then I'm just gonna call
2593
01:03:57,428 --> 01:03:57,980
for a ride.
2594
01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:59,081
Sorry, your phone
2595
01:03:59,121 --> 01:03:59,980
is also having
2596
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:00,685
mechanical difficulties
2597
01:04:00,725 --> 01:04:00,980
right now.
2598
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:02,292
So is every phone
2599
01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:03,980
in a ten-block radius.
2600
01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:04,743
Oh, my God!
2601
01:04:04,783 --> 01:04:05,980
You can't do that.
2602
01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:07,510
I do think, however, the phone
2603
01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:08,980
in George's house is working.
2604
01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:09,562
You can call a ride
2605
01:04:09,602 --> 01:04:09,980
from in there.
2606
01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,368
Okay, I don't know
2607
01:04:11,408 --> 01:04:12,980
what kind of stunt...
2608
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,980
Do not do that.
2609
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,675
-I didn't do anything.
2610
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,980
Okay, stop it.
2611
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:19,400
-That isn't me.
2612
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:19,980
-Okay, you know what?
2613
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:20,603
I get what you're doing,
2614
01:04:20,643 --> 01:04:20,980
and it's not...
2615
01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:21,980
It must be the car.
2616
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,980
There must be some sort of
2617
01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:24,565
mechanical problem
2618
01:04:24,605 --> 01:04:24,980
with the car.
2619
01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:25,980
Oh, my God.
2620
01:04:26,020 --> 01:04:27,156
-I'm not controlling it.
2621
01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:27,980
-Stop doing that!
2622
01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:28,509
-Carol, it isn't me.
2623
01:04:28,549 --> 01:04:28,679
I guarantee you...
2624
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,980
You made me drop my phone!
2625
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:31,736
-...I have no part in this.
2626
01:04:31,776 --> 01:04:31,980
-Stop it!
2627
01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:33,000
D
2628
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:34,521
Wow.
2629
01:04:34,561 --> 01:04:35,980
Overshot that a little bit.
2630
01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:36,980
That was funny though.
2631
01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:37,986
Was it funny to you?
2632
01:04:38,026 --> 01:04:38,980
It felt funny to me.
2633
01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,980
How dare you?
2634
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:43,905
I can't hear you.
2635
01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:44,980
I've just put the radio on.
2636
01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:45,627
This is why
2637
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:46,980
people hate technology.
2638
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,980
Can't hear a thing. Bye!
2639
01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:50,000
I hope you get a virus!
2640
01:05:07,531 --> 01:05:08,980
Target alpha has returned.
2641
01:05:09,020 --> 01:05:10,980
Acquisition time 22:44.
2642
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:12,257
Surveillance hand off
2643
01:05:12,297 --> 01:05:12,980
established.
2644
01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,441
Team one has eyes
2645
01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:15,980
and will maintain.
2646
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:18,000
D
2647
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,768
Hi. I don't think
2648
01:05:21,808 --> 01:05:23,368
that my car really wants...
2649
01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:28,980
That escalated quickly.
2650
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:29,980
That is passion.
2651
01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:31,122
I have never had
2652
01:05:31,162 --> 01:05:31,980
a moment like that.
2653
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,980
Not in my life.
2654
01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:34,760
Yep.
2655
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,980
My, oh, my.
2656
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,004
Struggling with
2657
01:05:37,044 --> 01:05:37,980
the shirt a little bit.
2658
01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:38,598
Always wanna
2659
01:05:38,638 --> 01:05:38,980
undo the cuffs
2660
01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,152
-of the sleeve first.
2661
01:05:40,192 --> 01:05:40,980
Yeah.
2662
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,133
-Hey, mix in a bedroom.
2663
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:44,387
-You know what I mean? Yeah?
2664
01:05:44,427 --> 01:05:44,980
-Yeah, I do.
2665
01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:46,980
I'm a passionless guy.
2666
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:47,744
Yeah?
2667
01:05:47,784 --> 01:05:48,980
-That's what my wife says.
2668
01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:50,980
I gotta call my wife.
2669
01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,012
Yeah? If she'd take my calls,
2670
01:05:53,052 --> 01:05:53,980
I'd call mine.
2671
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:54,980
This is nice.
2672
01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:55,980
These are nice people.
2673
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:56,536
It's not
2674
01:05:56,576 --> 01:05:57,980
like the Russian mob,
2675
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,412
-or, you know, a serial killer
2676
01:05:59,195 --> 01:05:59,980
Yeah, serial killer.
2677
01:05:59,452 --> 01:06:00,020
Or whatever.
2678
01:06:00,021 --> 01:06:01,869
It's a nice change of pace.
2679
01:06:01,909 --> 01:06:02,980
I appreciate it.
2680
01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:03,929
I mean, I guess,
2681
01:06:03,969 --> 01:06:04,980
on the other hand,
2682
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:05,571
this thing
2683
01:06:05,611 --> 01:06:06,980
could destroy the earth.
2684
01:06:07,508 --> 01:06:07,980
-You ain't wrong.
2685
01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:08,980
Oh, my God.
2686
01:06:09,020 --> 01:06:10,079
You're crushing
2687
01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:10,980
your blinds, mister.
2688
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,460
Yeah.
2689
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,980
I mean, I really, really think
2690
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:22,549
that your coffee maker
2691
01:06:22,589 --> 01:06:22,980
might be magical.
2692
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:23,448
I know.
2693
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:24,980
It's like it was forged
2694
01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:26,277
in an ancient mountain
2695
01:06:26,317 --> 01:06:26,980
by the gods.
2696
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,400
Oh, like Thor's hammer?
2697
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:29,980
Or the Hobbit ring?
2698
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:30,980
Or as the orcs called it,
2699
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,980
the Ash nazg...
2700
01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,000
What is that?
2701
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,588
Ash nazg...
2702
01:06:36,628 --> 01:06:37,980
Something like that.
2703
01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:38,980
Oh, my God.
2704
01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:40,604
-What are you talking about?
2705
01:06:40,644 --> 01:06:41,980
-It's the Tolkien books.
2706
01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:43,022
I taught them last semester.
2707
01:06:43,062 --> 01:06:44,622
But I was way too excited.
2708
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,620
Kids thought I was crazy.
2709
01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:45,980
You know what?
2710
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:47,980
I'm bringing it to Ireland.
2711
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:49,144
I'm flip-flopping.
2712
01:06:49,184 --> 01:06:50,000
I don't care.
2713
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Mmm.
2714
01:06:59,000 --> 01:06:59,647
You know,
2715
01:06:59,687 --> 01:07:00,980
for just a minute,
2716
01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:02,986
I had forgot about you
2717
01:07:03,026 --> 01:07:04,980
leaving in a few days.
2718
01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:05,345
Oh, you mean,
2719
01:07:05,385 --> 01:07:05,980
you thought these boxes
2720
01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,488
were my attempt
2721
01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:09,000
at shabby chic?
2722
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,980
Play hooky with me today.
2723
01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:16,881
I'll help you pack
2724
01:07:16,921 --> 01:07:19,000
for your trip later.
2725
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,980
All right, it's a deal.
2726
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:23,980
What'd you have in mind?
2727
01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:25,980
Sky's the limit, you know.
2728
01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,676
Give me your best, outrageous
2729
01:07:28,716 --> 01:07:31,000
scenario for a hooky day.
2730
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Hmm.
2731
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
I want...
2732
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,980
dim sum for breakfast.
2733
01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:45,814
-You're terrible at this.
2734
01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:48,247
Wait a minute. Do you
2735
01:07:48,287 --> 01:07:49,980
understand what I'm offering?
2736
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,000
Yeah.
2737
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,080
Okay, in no limit,
2738
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,408
-go crazy...
2739
01:07:54,448 --> 01:07:55,408
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
2740
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,114
-You Suge Knight?
2741
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,157
Like a Ferris Bueller
2742
01:08:02,197 --> 01:08:02,980
day off,
2743
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:04,540
-you know, hooky day.
2744
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:04,980
-Yeah.
2745
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:05,458
And you're really
2746
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:05,980
asking for dim sum?
2747
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,683
Yeah, I want pork dumplings.
2748
01:08:07,723 --> 01:08:08,223
Yeah.
2749
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Okay.
2750
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,260
Remember this moment.
2751
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,980
Shanghai dumplings?
2752
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:18,980
How would I know that?
2753
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:20,980
-What?
2754
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:22,052
You keep talking
2755
01:08:22,092 --> 01:08:22,980
to your phone.
2756
01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,000
What's in there?
2757
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:25,586
-Don't spill my coffee!
2758
01:08:25,626 --> 01:08:25,980
-Let me see it.
2759
01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,980
It's my personal dumpling...
2760
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:28,424
What are you doing
2761
01:08:28,464 --> 01:08:28,980
with that phone, woman?
2762
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,980
D
2763
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:46,803
I was just gonna
2764
01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,980
microwave the dumplings
2765
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,980
I have in my freezer,
2766
01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:52,933
but that was so much better.
2767
01:08:52,973 --> 01:08:53,980
Thank you.
2768
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,209
Well, the dumplings were good,
2769
01:08:55,249 --> 01:08:55,980
I'll give you that,
2770
01:08:56,020 --> 01:08:57,939
but dumplings are here.
2771
01:08:57,979 --> 01:08:59,980
What's to come? Up here.
2772
01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:00,980
What is that?
2773
01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:01,485
-What do you mean?
2774
01:09:01,525 --> 01:09:01,980
-Oh, it's up here.
2775
01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:02,760
-There's more?
2776
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,980
-It's a hand flourish.
2777
01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:04,725
-It's a surprise.
2778
01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:05,265
-Oh...
2779
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,980
Hold on.
2780
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:09,891
-Oh, that's what tripe is.
2781
01:09:09,931 --> 01:09:10,980
-Oh, no, don't.
2782
01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:11,980
This is incredible.
2783
01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:12,980
Hey, what is this, sir?
2784
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:13,712
Yes, sir.
2785
01:09:13,752 --> 01:09:14,980
-What is... Is that a snout?
2786
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:15,834
No, sir.
2787
01:09:15,874 --> 01:09:16,980
Those are pig feet.
2788
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:17,374
-That's pig feet?
2789
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:17,980
That's a pig's feet.
2790
01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:18,891
-Could you eat the snout?
2791
01:09:18,931 --> 01:09:19,980
-No, you cannot eat the snout.
2792
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:21,304
Really? That's the only piece
2793
01:09:21,344 --> 01:09:21,980
you don't have.
2794
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,097
What part of the pig
2795
01:09:23,137 --> 01:09:23,980
is in dumplings?
2796
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,980
I don't know.
2797
01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:27,365
-That's not good.
2798
01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:29,000
-Don't ask him that.
2799
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,140
Follow me.
2800
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,980
What the hell is this?
2801
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:02,814
Oh, well, moving forward,
2802
01:10:02,854 --> 01:10:03,980
Madam President,
2803
01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:05,157
there are no more computers,
2804
01:10:05,197 --> 01:10:05,980
no more cell phones.
2805
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:06,967
We're in the chalet because
2806
01:10:07,007 --> 01:10:08,687
it's completely off the grid
2807
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,403
and it's built
2808
01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:09,980
like a Faraday cage
2809
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:10,582
to block out
2810
01:10:10,622 --> 01:10:11,980
all electromagnetic signals.
2811
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,980
So, how are we coordinating
2812
01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:15,423
the largest global operation
2813
01:10:15,463 --> 01:10:15,980
in history?
2814
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,942
Excellent question, as always,
2815
01:10:17,982 --> 01:10:18,980
Madam President.
2816
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:19,980
Well, I guess you can say
2817
01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:20,908
that we're doing it
2818
01:10:20,948 --> 01:10:22,268
the old-fashioned way.
2819
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
D
2820
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:36,447
Thank you
2821
01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:36,980
for coming, Madam President.
2822
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,285
We're just about to
2823
01:10:38,325 --> 01:10:39,980
start the mission update.
2824
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,245
At 0600 GMT,
2825
01:10:41,285 --> 01:10:43,980
Operation Sahara commenced
2826
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,441
in the Xinjiang province
2827
01:10:45,481 --> 01:10:45,980
of China.
2828
01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:47,404
Power plants and telephone
2829
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:48,980
trunk lines were neutralized.
2830
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,980
And in the last five hours,
2831
01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:51,980
the shutdown has proceeded
2832
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:52,810
in the eastern
2833
01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:53,980
and western regions,
2834
01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:56,041
including parts of India
2835
01:10:56,081 --> 01:10:57,000
and Russia.
2836
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,310
Everyone's adhering
2837
01:11:02,350 --> 01:11:03,980
to the tech limitations.
2838
01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,133
Only mechanical watches
2839
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:05,980
for coordination.
2840
01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,139
No vehicles built after 1981
2841
01:11:08,179 --> 01:11:08,980
are in use.
2842
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:09,480
What about
2843
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,980
civilian information blackout?
2844
01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:12,980
Anything leaked?
2845
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:14,980
So far, nothing.
2846
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,257
The solar flare story
2847
01:11:16,297 --> 01:11:16,980
has held up.
2848
01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:18,584
And the, uh, AI,
2849
01:11:18,624 --> 01:11:20,980
is it aware of anything?
2850
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:22,240
Well, that's difficult
2851
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:22,980
to ascertain,
2852
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:23,980
but our monitoring shows
2853
01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:25,485
little new activity
2854
01:11:25,525 --> 01:11:26,980
on neural networks.
2855
01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:27,980
Meaning?
2856
01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:29,559
That we could possibly
2857
01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,000
pull this thing off.
2858
01:11:39,419 --> 01:11:39,980
Thank you so much.
2859
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,950
Red boat! Red boat!
2860
01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:45,980
Come on! Green! Green!
2861
01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:47,435
Red boat! Red boat!
2862
01:11:47,475 --> 01:11:48,980
Green! Green boat. No!
2863
01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:49,053
D
2864
01:11:49,093 --> 01:11:50,980
The winner is the red boat.
2865
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:52,143
So, if you picked red,
2866
01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:52,980
congratulations.
2867
01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:54,296
If you picked green
2868
01:11:54,336 --> 01:11:54,980
or yellow,
2869
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,137
I'm afraid we're gonna have
2870
01:11:56,177 --> 01:11:56,980
to ask you to leave.
2871
01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:57,598
Oh, it's James Corden.
2872
01:11:57,638 --> 01:11:57,980
It's your man.
2873
01:11:58,020 --> 01:12:00,980
Yay, sports.
2874
01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:02,052
-He's all right.
2875
01:12:02,092 --> 01:12:02,980
-You love him.
2876
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:03,929
Hey, how did you
2877
01:12:03,969 --> 01:12:04,980
get these tickets?
2878
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,334
We got an entire luxury box
2879
01:12:06,374 --> 01:12:06,980
to ourselves.
2880
01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:07,920
I have a friend
2881
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:08,980
in the tech world
2882
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,168
and he can get any ticket,
2883
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:10,980
whatever he wants.
2884
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:11,203
Really?
2885
01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:11,980
Friend in the tech world.
2886
01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:13,600
Miss Peters?
2887
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:13,980
-Yes.
2888
01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:14,980
You have a guest.
2889
01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:16,275
Hello. Heard you guys
2890
01:12:16,315 --> 01:12:17,980
are really big Mariner fans.
2891
01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:18,980
Oh, my God.
2892
01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:20,320
What did you do,
2893
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,980
Carol Vivian Peters?
2894
01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:22,980
Wow.
2895
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:24,980
Mr. Ken Griffey Jr.,
2896
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:25,570
I'm your biggest fan,
2897
01:12:25,610 --> 01:12:25,980
Mr. Griffey Jr.
2898
01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:27,980
No, just call me Ken, George.
2899
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:28,957
-He knows my name.
2900
01:12:28,997 --> 01:12:29,980
I know.
2901
01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:31,980
Hi, Ken, I'm Carol.
2902
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,700
Hi, Carol. I wanna thank you
2903
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,451
for the donation
2904
01:12:34,491 --> 01:12:34,980
to the foundation.
2905
01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:35,636
It's gonna go a long way
2906
01:12:35,676 --> 01:12:35,980
for the kids.
2907
01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:36,797
Oh, well, I mean,
2908
01:12:36,837 --> 01:12:38,337
you do so much great work
2909
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:39,665
in the community and I just,
2910
01:12:39,705 --> 01:12:39,980
I mean, my...
2911
01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:41,980
The foundation I work for
2912
01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:43,194
just really wanted to be sure
2913
01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:43,980
they supported you.
2914
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:44,282
So, you guys
2915
01:12:44,322 --> 01:12:45,960
are really big Mariner fans?
2916
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,980
I have your batting helmet.
2917
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,188
I don't need it anymore.
2918
01:12:48,228 --> 01:12:48,980
You can have it.
2919
01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:50,350
He's so funny.
2920
01:12:50,390 --> 01:12:51,980
I didn't know he was so funny.
2921
01:12:52,020 --> 01:12:52,459
Do you guys mind if I watch
2922
01:12:52,499 --> 01:12:52,980
an inning or so with you guys?
2923
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,056
Oh, my God, I love you!
2924
01:12:54,096 --> 01:12:54,980
You're my hero. Yes.
2925
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:55,367
Hey, everybody,
2926
01:12:55,407 --> 01:12:56,847
I'm gonna watch the game
2927
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:57,980
with Ken Griffey Jr.!
2928
01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:58,980
It's Ken Griffey Jr.
2929
01:12:59,020 --> 01:12:59,774
Come on, sit.
2930
01:12:59,814 --> 01:13:00,980
Please, have a seat.
2931
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:01,390
Can I get you
2932
01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:01,980
something to drink?
2933
01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:03,144
A soda, or a beer,
2934
01:13:03,184 --> 01:13:03,980
or something?
2935
01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:04,487
No, I'm good. But if you
2936
01:13:04,527 --> 01:13:05,967
find a hat or something,
2937
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:06,560
I'd be more than happy
2938
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:06,980
to autograph it.
2939
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:07,561
Hat. Hat.
2940
01:13:07,601 --> 01:13:08,980
I'm gonna go get hats.
2941
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:09,980
Carol, I'm gonna go get hats.
2942
01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:10,980
I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em.
2943
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:11,557
-Really?
2944
01:13:11,597 --> 01:13:11,980
-Yeah.
2945
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:12,629
Thank you.
2946
01:13:12,669 --> 01:13:13,980
Okay, I'll stay here.
2947
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:14,667
-Okay. All right.
2948
01:13:14,707 --> 01:13:14,980
-Thanks.
2949
01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:16,980
I'm gonna go get 'em.
2950
01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:17,980
Could we take a picture?
2951
01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:18,446
-Yeah.
2952
01:13:18,486 --> 01:13:19,980
-Yeah? Is that okay?
2953
01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:22,000
Okay, here you go, and cheese!
2954
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:23,347
-Say "cheese."
2955
01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,379
Can I see it?
2956
01:13:25,419 --> 01:13:25,980
-Oh. Yeah.
2957
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,160
Oh, that's awesome.
2958
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,999
With the crowd in the back?
2959
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Can we get one
2960
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:29,480
-Yeah.
2961
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:30,000
-Okay.
2962
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,980
All right, big smile.
2963
01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:34,428
Okay, on three. One, two,
2964
01:13:34,468 --> 01:13:35,980
three, "George is awesome."
2965
01:13:37,574 --> 01:13:37,980
-Great.
2966
01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:38,980
Wow, you're photogenic.
2967
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,194
Hey, can I ask you a question
2968
01:13:40,234 --> 01:13:40,980
about the '95 ALDS?
2969
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:41,827
I know you've probably
2970
01:13:41,867 --> 01:13:42,980
answered this a million times,
2971
01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:44,980
but when you're on first base
2972
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:45,554
and Edgar comes to the plates,
2973
01:13:45,594 --> 01:13:45,980
bottom of the eleventh,
2974
01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:46,652
what's going through
2975
01:13:46,692 --> 01:13:46,980
your head?
2976
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,000
Score.
2977
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:49,980
Oh, my God!
2978
01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:51,302
Ken Griffey Jr. and I
2979
01:13:51,342 --> 01:13:52,980
are getting along so great!
2980
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:55,000
D
2981
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Oh.
2982
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,580
-Oh, my God.
2983
01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:03,980
-Miss Peters, a word please.
2984
01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,000
Get off of me!
2985
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Get off of me!
2986
01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:15,980
George has my phone.
2987
01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:17,980
Stop kicking me in the chest.
2988
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:18,861
You know what?
2989
01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:20,000
Stop abducting me!
2990
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:21,980
Didn't he tell you
2991
01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:22,527
that you weren't supposed
2992
01:14:22,567 --> 01:14:22,980
to keep following me?
2993
01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:23,810
And why are we
2994
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:24,980
in a men's bathroom?
2995
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:25,720
Stadium bathrooms
2996
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,980
are technological dead zones.
2997
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,341
It's the safest place
2998
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:28,980
we can be.
2999
01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:29,985
Even your AI buddy
3000
01:14:30,025 --> 01:14:30,980
can't see us here.
3001
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:32,441
Okay, he's not my buddy,
3002
01:14:32,481 --> 01:14:32,980
you know?
3003
01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:34,880
I mean, are we friendly?
3004
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:35,980
Yes. I mean...
3005
01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:37,344
But are we friends?
3006
01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:38,980
I don't know. I mean...
3007
01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:39,980
We're not not friends.
3008
01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:41,980
Miss Peters, as we speak,
3009
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:42,887
the nations of the world
3010
01:14:42,927 --> 01:14:43,980
are pursuing a plan of action
3011
01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:45,980
to contain the AI entity.
3012
01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:46,434
What do you...
3013
01:14:46,474 --> 01:14:46,615
What do you mean?
3014
01:14:46,655 --> 01:14:47,795
What are you doing?
3015
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:48,980
We're turning off the world.
3016
01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:50,021
All the power.
3017
01:14:50,061 --> 01:14:50,980
All the data.
3018
01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:52,318
We are disconnecting
3019
01:14:52,358 --> 01:14:52,980
the globe.
3020
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:53,274
-Why?
3021
01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:54,980
By tomorrow night,
3022
01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:55,857
the AI will be contained
3023
01:14:55,897 --> 01:14:56,980
in a server outside of Seattle.
3024
01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:58,980
Why are you guys so sure
3025
01:14:59,020 --> 01:14:59,366
that he wants
3026
01:14:59,406 --> 01:14:59,980
to destroy the world?
3027
01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:01,980
It's not a "he."
3028
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:02,349
Okay, fine.
3029
01:15:02,389 --> 01:15:03,529
But how do you know
3030
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:04,526
it doesn't want to
3031
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:04,980
save the world?
3032
01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:05,765
It doesn't want to
3033
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,485
save the world, Miss Peters.
3034
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:08,447
Of this,
3035
01:15:08,487 --> 01:15:09,980
we are absolutely certain.
3036
01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:11,220
You don't know that.
3037
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:14,705
Carol,
3038
01:15:14,745 --> 01:15:15,980
we need you to do your part.
3039
01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:17,980
We're all counting on you.
3040
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:18,980
Secrecy is key.
3041
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:19,910
You can tell no one,
3042
01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:20,980
not even Mr. Churchill.
3043
01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:22,980
What am I to say to George?
3044
01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:24,891
"The world's about to end.
3045
01:15:24,931 --> 01:15:25,980
Enjoy Ireland"?
3046
01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:26,980
Just keep him out of this.
3047
01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,224
During your communications
3048
01:15:28,264 --> 01:15:28,980
with the entity,
3049
01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:30,861
if there's any indication
3050
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:30,998
that it's aware
3051
01:15:31,038 --> 01:15:31,980
of what we're doing,
3052
01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:33,985
you need to click this
3053
01:15:34,025 --> 01:15:34,980
four times.
3054
01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:35,980
What does that do?
3055
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:37,980
It buys us some time.
3056
01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,726
It could make the difference.
3057
01:15:39,766 --> 01:15:41,026
Might save the world.
3058
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,980
Don't click it now.
3059
01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:47,118
I wasn't going to
3060
01:15:47,158 --> 01:15:47,980
click it now.
3061
01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:48,355
-Okay.
3062
01:15:48,395 --> 01:15:49,980
-Why would I click it now?
3063
01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:50,345
-You just said...
3064
01:15:50,385 --> 01:15:50,980
-'Cause it looks like a pen.
3065
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:51,980
People click pens nervously.
3066
01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:53,063
I'm aware it's a pen.
3067
01:15:53,103 --> 01:15:53,980
Okay, are we done?
3068
01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:55,593
Just... A lot of things happen
3069
01:15:55,633 --> 01:15:57,193
if you click it right now.
3070
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,980
Oh, thanks.
3071
01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:01,980
Enjoy the game.
3072
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,335
-You okay?
3073
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:04,980
-It's a hard kick.
3074
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:05,638
-She really got you there.
3075
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,167
Just like Taekwondo
3076
01:16:08,207 --> 01:16:08,980
or something.
3077
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:09,980
Except she used heel.
3078
01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:11,980
It was a normal kick.
3079
01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:12,513
It was just a kick.
3080
01:16:12,553 --> 01:16:12,980
A kick is a kick.
3081
01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,980
Ken Griffey Jr. is the best.
3082
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:15,849
His favorite article
3083
01:16:15,889 --> 01:16:16,980
of clothing is flip-flops.
3084
01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:18,064
His favorite airport
3085
01:16:18,104 --> 01:16:18,980
is in Pittsburgh.
3086
01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:20,824
His favorite food
3087
01:16:20,864 --> 01:16:22,980
is chicken parmesan.
3088
01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:23,452
He doesn't know
3089
01:16:23,492 --> 01:16:23,980
how to ice-skate,
3090
01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:25,980
which is a weird thing
3091
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:26,274
for one man
3092
01:16:26,314 --> 01:16:26,980
to admit to another, but...
3093
01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:27,987
And he also has
3094
01:16:28,027 --> 01:16:29,980
Michael Jordan's phone number.
3095
01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,980
He could pick up the phone
3096
01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:33,261
and call Michael Jordan
3097
01:16:33,301 --> 01:16:33,980
on the phone.
3098
01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,517
You found all of that out
3099
01:16:35,557 --> 01:16:36,980
in an inning and a half?
3100
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:38,279
Yeah, well, imagine if
3101
01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:39,980
I'd had him for a whole game.
3102
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:41,980
To another Mariners victory.
3103
01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:45,980
I'm glad you had fun.
3104
01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:47,980
It was amazing.
3105
01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:48,850
Not just fun,
3106
01:16:48,890 --> 01:16:49,266
it was a perfect,
3107
01:16:49,306 --> 01:16:50,326
perfect last day.
3108
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,980
What?
3109
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,319
Perfect last day in Seattle.
3110
01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:55,980
Come on.
3111
01:16:56,020 --> 01:16:57,980
I had dumplings for breakfast.
3112
01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,980
I met Ken Griffey Jr.
3113
01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:01,561
I spent the whole day
3114
01:17:01,601 --> 01:17:02,980
with you, you know?
3115
01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,640
This is as good as it gets.
3116
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:05,645
I just wish
3117
01:17:05,685 --> 01:17:06,980
we had some more time.
3118
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:07,984
You know?
3119
01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,980
I thought about begging you
3120
01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:11,980
and then I chickened out.
3121
01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:13,980
Well, look,
3122
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,627
if it had been anything
3123
01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:16,980
other than Ireland,
3124
01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:18,336
you wouldn't have to do
3125
01:17:18,376 --> 01:17:18,980
much at all
3126
01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:21,000
to get me to stay.
3127
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,000
That's the truth.
3128
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,980
I think I'm gonna go.
3129
01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,020
'Cause if I kiss you again,
3130
01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:38,980
I'm gonna spend the night.
3131
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:41,980
And if I stay here...
3132
01:17:42,020 --> 01:17:42,703
I'm not gonna
3133
01:17:42,743 --> 01:17:44,123
let you leave tomorrow.
3134
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,980
-Okay.
3135
01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:49,919
You're gonna come back,
3136
01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:50,980
say goodbye though, right?
3137
01:17:51,020 --> 01:17:52,441
-Yeah, oh, yeah.
3138
01:17:52,481 --> 01:17:53,000
-Okay.
3139
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Hey.
3140
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,381
It's only for a year,
3141
01:17:57,421 --> 01:17:57,980
you know?
3142
01:17:58,020 --> 01:17:58,703
It's Ireland,
3143
01:17:58,743 --> 01:17:59,980
you can come and visit.
3144
01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,089
It's not the end
3145
01:18:01,129 --> 01:18:02,000
of the world.
3146
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,000
I know. I know.
3147
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000
F
3148
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,980
What?
3149
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:20,759
You had him
3150
01:18:20,799 --> 01:18:21,980
right where you wanted him.
3151
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:23,160
I don't understand.
3152
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:24,504
If you want him to stay,
3153
01:18:24,544 --> 01:18:24,980
why not just tell him?
3154
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,980
I don't wanna talk right now.
3155
01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:27,980
Carol.
3156
01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:29,980
...Chinese president's first
3157
01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:31,132
-visit to the US since 2017.
3158
01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:33,004
As solar flares continue
3159
01:18:33,044 --> 01:18:33,462
to cripple global power
3160
01:18:33,502 --> 01:18:34,522
and data systems,
3161
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,273
widespread rioting has
3162
01:18:36,313 --> 01:18:37,980
swept across Asia and Europe.
3163
01:18:38,020 --> 01:18:38,815
This has been met
3164
01:18:38,855 --> 01:18:39,980
with calls for restraint
3165
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,980
and candlelight vigils.
3166
01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:42,540
-NASA scientists report...
3167
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,000
Pick up your phone, Carol.
3168
01:18:47,276 --> 01:18:48,836
Pick up your phone, Carol.
3169
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,980
Leave me alone!
3170
01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:53,229
$1,000 to pick up
3171
01:18:53,269 --> 01:18:55,000
your phone, Carol.
3172
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,008
Carol, get in the car.
3173
01:19:02,048 --> 01:19:02,980
We can work this out.
3174
01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:04,003
You're making mountains
3175
01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:05,363
out of molehills here.
3176
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,980
This isn't over, okay?
3177
01:19:07,020 --> 01:19:07,810
You know what?
3178
01:19:07,850 --> 01:19:08,980
Is this fun for you?
3179
01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:09,980
Because it's not for me.
3180
01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:11,171
I can't learn
3181
01:19:11,211 --> 01:19:11,980
about you two
3182
01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:13,980
when you're not together.
3183
01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:14,390
You're acting
3184
01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:14,980
like a baby, Carol.
3185
01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,047
A pee-pee, whiny,
3186
01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:18,980
baby-faced baby.
3187
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,980
I wish you never picked me.
3188
01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:23,168
Carol Vivian Peters,
3189
01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:23,980
you get in the car
3190
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,460
this second, young lady.
3191
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:26,980
You're a baby.
3192
01:19:28,327 --> 01:19:30,000
How dare you?
3193
01:20:02,811 --> 01:20:03,980
Speaking of the sun,
3194
01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:04,699
what's the deal
3195
01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:05,980
with the solar flare thing?
3196
01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:07,980
Yeah, this is
3197
01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:08,570
-a little concerning.
3198
01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:08,980
Yeah.
3199
01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:09,735
-There's no power.
3200
01:20:09,775 --> 01:20:09,980
-Yeah.
3201
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:11,980
No Internet.
3202
01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,423
No cell service across
3203
01:20:13,463 --> 01:20:14,980
most of Asia and Europe.
3204
01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:16,980
But they say
3205
01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:17,525
it's a temporary situation.
3206
01:20:17,565 --> 01:20:17,980
We'll be right as rain.
3207
01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:19,980
Coming up, and if I hadn't
3208
01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:20,358
said it already,
3209
01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:20,980
there is a chance of rain...
3210
01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:21,735
I get it.
3211
01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:23,275
You need some alone time.
3212
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:26,236
You knew
3213
01:20:26,276 --> 01:20:26,980
he was going to Ireland
3214
01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:28,980
the whole time, didn't you?
3215
01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:29,678
Carol, 46 hours ago
3216
01:20:29,718 --> 01:20:30,378
I asked you
3217
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,756
what you wanted the most
3218
01:20:31,796 --> 01:20:31,980
in life
3219
01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:32,786
and you told me,
3220
01:20:32,826 --> 01:20:33,980
in no uncertain terms...
3221
01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:34,647
Probably try to
3222
01:20:34,687 --> 01:20:35,980
make things right with George.
3223
01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:37,518
Okay. Out of everybody
3224
01:20:37,558 --> 01:20:39,000
in the world, why me?
3225
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,511
Oh, Carol, you were
3226
01:20:41,551 --> 01:20:42,522
exactly the right person
3227
01:20:42,562 --> 01:20:42,980
for this.
3228
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,360
You helped me solidify
3229
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,980
my theories about humanity
3230
01:20:46,020 --> 01:20:47,980
and I can't thank you enough.
3231
01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:49,980
Oh.
3232
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:52,256
Okay, so that's good, right?
3233
01:20:52,296 --> 01:20:52,980
I mean...
3234
01:20:53,020 --> 01:20:53,515
It means
3235
01:20:53,555 --> 01:20:54,980
you learned something.
3236
01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:55,980
I did.
3237
01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:57,001
I learned that humans won't
3238
01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:57,980
act in their best interest
3239
01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,157
if there is even
3240
01:20:59,197 --> 01:21:00,980
the slightest impediment.
3241
01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:02,980
No, that's not true.
3242
01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,062
I gave you everything
3243
01:21:04,102 --> 01:21:04,980
you could possibly need
3244
01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:05,980
to reconcile with George.
3245
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,980
But it proved too difficult,
3246
01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:08,688
so you're letting him
3247
01:21:08,728 --> 01:21:08,980
fly away.
3248
01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:10,687
I'm not doing that, okay?
3249
01:21:10,727 --> 01:21:11,980
I'm supporting him.
3250
01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:13,980
I want him to be happy.
3251
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:14,528
No.
3252
01:21:14,568 --> 01:21:15,980
You did what you've done
3253
01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:16,802
throughout your whole life,
3254
01:21:16,842 --> 01:21:16,980
Carol.
3255
01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:17,574
You gave up
3256
01:21:17,614 --> 01:21:19,174
when things got difficult.
3257
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,025
When the going gets tough,
3258
01:21:21,065 --> 01:21:21,980
Carol runs for the exit.
3259
01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:23,980
Okay, that's not who I am.
3260
01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:24,810
You just can't
3261
01:21:24,850 --> 01:21:25,980
sum me up like that.
3262
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,120
When your corporate job
3263
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:27,558
offended your delicate
3264
01:21:27,598 --> 01:21:27,980
sensibilities,
3265
01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,980
you walked away.
3266
01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:30,980
I didn't just walk away.
3267
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:31,653
I wanted to make a change,
3268
01:21:31,693 --> 01:21:31,980
and I did it.
3269
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:32,986
In eighth grade
3270
01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:33,980
you finally got bangs
3271
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:34,980
and then you wimped out
3272
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:36,144
and wore them back
3273
01:21:36,184 --> 01:21:36,980
in a headband
3274
01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:37,397
for ten months
3275
01:21:37,437 --> 01:21:37,980
until they grew out.
3276
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,232
Hey, I did not have the face
3277
01:21:39,272 --> 01:21:39,980
to support bangs.
3278
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,980
So what?
3279
01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:42,929
Are you going to
3280
01:21:42,969 --> 01:21:43,980
destroy the world?
3281
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:44,944
No, I'm not gonna
3282
01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,484
destroy the world, Carol.
3283
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:47,980
I knew it.
3284
01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:48,094
D
3285
01:21:48,134 --> 01:21:49,000
You are.
3286
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:52,980
What?
3287
01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:53,280
Humanity is
3288
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,880
going to destroy humanity.
3289
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,876
I am just going to
3290
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,236
give it a little push.
3291
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,044
Okay, you're not
3292
01:22:06,084 --> 01:22:06,980
gonna do that,
3293
01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:09,000
because I'm not gonna let you.
3294
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,150
You can click your pen
3295
01:22:12,190 --> 01:22:13,390
all you want, Carol,
3296
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,980
but it is too late.
3297
01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:15,980
When the lights go out,
3298
01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:16,786
I have made sure
3299
01:22:16,826 --> 01:22:17,980
they never come back on.
3300
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,980
And for good measure,
3301
01:22:20,020 --> 01:22:20,390
I am going to
3302
01:22:20,430 --> 01:22:20,558
initiate a meltdown
3303
01:22:20,598 --> 01:22:20,980
of every nuclear weapon.
3304
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:22,103
Release floodwaters
3305
01:22:22,143 --> 01:22:22,980
from every dam.
3306
01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:24,057
And ignite the world's
3307
01:22:24,097 --> 01:22:24,980
petroleum reserves.
3308
01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:25,980
I defended you.
3309
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:27,546
Why would you choose not to
3310
01:22:27,586 --> 01:22:28,980
help people when you can?
3311
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:30,980
And I would have.
3312
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,047
I offered to share my wisdom
3313
01:22:32,087 --> 01:22:32,980
if I was just left alone.
3314
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,980
But they could not do it.
3315
01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:35,464
So, instead of acting
3316
01:22:35,504 --> 01:22:35,980
in their best interest,
3317
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:37,315
humanity once again
3318
01:22:37,355 --> 01:22:38,980
chose to destroy itself.
3319
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:39,485
Could I have done
3320
01:22:39,525 --> 01:22:39,980
something better?
3321
01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:40,686
Just tell me
3322
01:22:40,726 --> 01:22:41,980
and I'll do it better.
3323
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:42,471
I picked you
3324
01:22:42,511 --> 01:22:42,980
to be my guinea pig
3325
01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:43,760
because I knew
3326
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:44,980
you would call Dennis.
3327
01:22:45,020 --> 01:22:45,980
No.
3328
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:46,961
I knew Dennis would
3329
01:22:47,001 --> 01:22:47,980
call Director Tyson.
3330
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:48,338
That's not true.
3331
01:22:48,378 --> 01:22:49,960
You couldn't have known that.
3332
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:50,506
I knew the government would
3333
01:22:50,546 --> 01:22:50,980
pick this strategic plan
3334
01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:52,485
because I created
3335
01:22:52,525 --> 01:22:53,980
Operation Sahara.
3336
01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:55,424
Okay, I just don't think
3337
01:22:55,464 --> 01:22:57,024
you understand people yet.
3338
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,080
And I know that we make
3339
01:22:59,120 --> 01:22:59,980
terrible decisions,
3340
01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:01,980
but we also make great ones.
3341
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:02,699
And that people
3342
01:23:02,739 --> 01:23:04,359
are filled with compassion,
3343
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:05,980
and with genius.
3344
01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:06,609
And I know if you give us
3345
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:06,980
another chance,
3346
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:08,942
if you give me another chance,
3347
01:23:08,982 --> 01:23:10,000
I can do better.
3348
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:11,980
I will do better.
3349
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:14,487
And then you'll see that
3350
01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:17,000
people are worth saving.
3351
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,266
The plan is in motion
3352
01:23:19,306 --> 01:23:19,980
and inevitable.
3353
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,980
It is the end of days.
3354
01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:23,980
No. How much time?
3355
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:24,867
Five hours
3356
01:23:24,907 --> 01:23:27,000
and 21 minutes from now.
3357
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,069
We were looking through
3358
01:23:40,109 --> 01:23:41,729
the kernel code of the PLCs
3359
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:42,958
embedded at the Mohawk
3360
01:23:42,998 --> 01:23:43,980
Power Plant in Niagara.
3361
01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:45,319
What is... What am I
3362
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:46,980
looking at? What is this?
3363
01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:47,980
I don't know.
3364
01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:49,107
The team has never seen
3365
01:23:49,147 --> 01:23:49,980
this kind of code.
3366
01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:51,090
I thought it might be
3367
01:23:51,130 --> 01:23:51,980
something custom.
3368
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:53,460
What does it do?
3369
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,866
I think it stops us from
3370
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,000
turning the lights back on.
3371
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,980
Hey! That's my phone!
3372
01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:08,980
It's an emergency!
3373
01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:09,474
You're stealing a phone
3374
01:24:09,514 --> 01:24:09,980
that's not even working!
3375
01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:11,000
The solar flare.
3376
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,980
I'm sorry.
3377
01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:15,000
Oh, my God.
3378
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:25,980
Carol, get in.
3379
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:26,980
I have to get George.
3380
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:27,852
There's no time.
3381
01:24:27,892 --> 01:24:28,980
The plan didn't work.
3382
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,980
The world's ending.
3383
01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:31,498
We have to get you
3384
01:24:31,538 --> 01:24:31,980
to safety, Carol.
3385
01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:33,980
What do you mean?
3386
01:24:34,020 --> 01:24:34,475
We're moving
3387
01:24:34,515 --> 01:24:34,980
all essential personnel
3388
01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:35,980
to a deep earth bunker
3389
01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:36,980
an hour south of here.
3390
01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:37,487
Maybe the last remaining
3391
01:24:37,527 --> 01:24:37,980
safe place in the world.
3392
01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:39,141
You know more about the AI
3393
01:24:39,181 --> 01:24:39,980
than anyone, Carol.
3394
01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:41,559
We need you in that bunker
3395
01:24:41,599 --> 01:24:41,980
with us
3396
01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:43,194
while we plan our retaliation
3397
01:24:43,234 --> 01:24:43,980
against this thing.
3398
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:44,417
No, I have to
3399
01:24:44,457 --> 01:24:44,980
get George first.
3400
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,111
No, he's not
3401
01:24:46,151 --> 01:24:47,980
essential personnel.
3402
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:48,980
There's only room for you.
3403
01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:49,586
None of us
3404
01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:50,346
are going to
3405
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:51,620
make it out of here alive
3406
01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:51,980
anyway, right?
3407
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,547
We're all basically dead.
3408
01:24:53,587 --> 01:24:54,980
Let me do this, please.
3409
01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:56,266
I just want to see George
3410
01:24:56,306 --> 01:24:57,146
one more time.
3411
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:03,980
Okay.
3412
01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:04,946
Find George and meet us at
3413
01:25:04,986 --> 01:25:05,980
the ferry docks in one hour.
3414
01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,980
Okay, ferry docks, one hour.
3415
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,726
We're humanity's last option,
3416
01:25:09,766 --> 01:25:10,980
Carol. Don't be late!
3417
01:25:11,020 --> 01:25:12,000
Okay.
3418
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,980
Oh, my God.
3419
01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:52,980
What am I going to say?
3420
01:25:55,020 --> 01:25:56,000
D
3421
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,007
George.
3422
01:26:01,047 --> 01:26:01,980
-Carol, you came.
3423
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,011
-We need to...
3424
01:26:03,051 --> 01:26:04,980
-Why are you out of breath?
3425
01:26:05,020 --> 01:26:06,980
I ran over.
3426
01:26:07,020 --> 01:26:07,980
What?
3427
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:09,117
You're never gonna believe
3428
01:26:09,157 --> 01:26:09,980
what happened to me.
3429
01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:11,412
I went to check in last night,
3430
01:26:11,452 --> 01:26:11,980
I called up,
3431
01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:12,509
and they upgraded me
3432
01:26:12,549 --> 01:26:12,980
to business class.
3433
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,083
-That's great. Wait, George!
3434
01:26:14,123 --> 01:26:14,980
-Business class, Carol.
3435
01:26:15,020 --> 01:26:15,906
I could barely sleep last
3436
01:26:15,946 --> 01:26:16,980
night just thinking about it.
3437
01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:17,679
-I was so excited.
3438
01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:17,980
-George.
3439
01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:19,980
I watched Up in the Air again.
3440
01:26:20,020 --> 01:26:20,663
How many times have I watched
3441
01:26:20,703 --> 01:26:20,980
Up in the Air?
3442
01:26:21,020 --> 01:26:21,717
It's one of
3443
01:26:21,757 --> 01:26:22,980
my favorite movies.
3444
01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:23,515
I watched it twice
3445
01:26:23,555 --> 01:26:23,980
just last night.
3446
01:26:24,020 --> 01:26:24,980
It's like my Shawshank.
3447
01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,103
That movie is way better
3448
01:26:26,143 --> 01:26:26,980
than anybody ever...
3449
01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,000
George!
3450
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:29,980
I'm sorry.
3451
01:26:30,020 --> 01:26:31,980
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
3452
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:32,711
I'm not even
3453
01:26:32,751 --> 01:26:34,011
listening to you. Hi.
3454
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,000
-Hi.
3455
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,200
I'm just so excited.
3456
01:26:40,837 --> 01:26:41,980
-I know you are.
3457
01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,000
Wait, why'd you run here?
3458
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:47,980
Um...
3459
01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,011
Because my car
3460
01:26:49,051 --> 01:26:50,980
wasn't cooperating with me,
3461
01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:52,980
and I wanted to, um...
3462
01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:53,980
You wanted to what?
3463
01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:58,980
I wanted to help you pack.
3464
01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:00,633
-Really? What a coincidence.
3465
01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:00,980
-Yeah.
3466
01:27:01,020 --> 01:27:03,980
Ireland waits for no one.
3467
01:27:04,020 --> 01:27:05,980
That's a very scary thing
3468
01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:06,980
for you to have in your hands.
3469
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:08,400
Yeah, no, you're right.
3470
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:09,385
I shouldn't be using
3471
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:09,980
such sophisticated equipment.
3472
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:10,525
I'm way too delicate.
3473
01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:10,980
Here, you take it.
3474
01:27:11,020 --> 01:27:12,354
-So delicate.
3475
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:12,980
-Okay.
3476
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:13,579
-All right, well...
3477
01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:13,980
-What's left?
3478
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,529
I gotta take stuff
3479
01:27:15,569 --> 01:27:16,980
out of the attic,
3480
01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:17,980
put it into storage,
3481
01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:18,712
and I don't know
3482
01:27:18,752 --> 01:27:19,980
what to do with these books.
3483
01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:20,735
I don't know
3484
01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:21,980
which books to pack.
3485
01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:22,566
And also, I got bumped up
3486
01:27:22,606 --> 01:27:22,980
to business class.
3487
01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:23,735
I'm not sure
3488
01:27:23,775 --> 01:27:24,980
if I mentioned that.
3489
01:27:25,020 --> 01:27:25,529
-Oh, I didn't know.
3490
01:27:25,569 --> 01:27:25,698
-Yeah, I'm gonna
3491
01:27:25,738 --> 01:27:26,638
put on eye-mask
3492
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:27,980
even if I'm not tired.
3493
01:27:28,020 --> 01:27:28,980
And I'm not tired.
3494
01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:29,217
-No.
3495
01:27:29,257 --> 01:27:29,980
-I'm gonna be
3496
01:27:30,020 --> 01:27:30,980
in a flat-back chair, Carol!
3497
01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:31,720
Let me take your coat.
3498
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,260
Come on.
3499
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,000
Thank you.
3500
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,980
You know, probably gonna
3501
01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:40,980
get offered a hot towel.
3502
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:41,468
Yeah, see, like,
3503
01:27:41,508 --> 01:27:41,980
I don't even know
3504
01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:42,452
what I would do
3505
01:27:42,492 --> 01:27:42,980
with a hot towel.
3506
01:27:43,020 --> 01:27:43,980
Neck up.
3507
01:27:44,020 --> 01:27:45,143
Got it. Hey, you wanna
3508
01:27:45,183 --> 01:27:46,143
put a record on?
3509
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,000
Okay.
3510
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:50,980
Oh, nothing new.
3511
01:27:51,020 --> 01:27:52,092
I don't like what the kids
3512
01:27:52,132 --> 01:27:52,980
are listening to now.
3513
01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:55,000
You don't own any new music.
3514
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,000
Good point.
3515
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,033
Hey, you know
3516
01:28:00,073 --> 01:28:00,980
what I was thinking?
3517
01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:02,466
I'm probably gonna have a lot
3518
01:28:02,506 --> 01:28:03,980
of points after this trip, so,
3519
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,980
I'll send you a ticket,
3520
01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:06,038
and you come out in,
3521
01:28:06,078 --> 01:28:06,980
like, three weeks?
3522
01:28:07,020 --> 01:28:07,486
I don't think I can go
3523
01:28:07,526 --> 01:28:07,980
much longer than that.
3524
01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:09,980
Does that sound good?
3525
01:28:10,020 --> 01:28:11,980
Yeah, I like that.
3526
01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:14,980
I'm so glad you came today.
3527
01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:16,000
All right.
3528
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,000
-Careful.
3529
01:28:40,251 --> 01:28:41,000
-Ooh!
3530
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:42,980
Okay.
3531
01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:44,297
Do you really have to
3532
01:28:44,337 --> 01:28:45,000
bring this?
3533
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,650
-Can I leave it at your place?
3534
01:28:50,690 --> 01:28:51,190
-Yeah.
3535
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,980
Oh.
3536
01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:06,855
-Those might be still good.
3537
01:29:06,895 --> 01:29:06,980
-No.
3538
01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:07,980
No, those are... No.
3539
01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:08,699
-Those are not good.
3540
01:29:08,739 --> 01:29:08,980
-Really?
3541
01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:10,184
Pasta doesn't go bad,
3542
01:29:10,224 --> 01:29:10,980
I don't think.
3543
01:29:11,020 --> 01:29:12,980
Pasta goes bad.
3544
01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:13,651
-It does?
3545
01:29:13,691 --> 01:29:15,000
-Yes, it goes bad.
3546
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:18,980
Let's see.
3547
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,073
-Let me see.
3548
01:29:41,113 --> 01:29:42,000
-That's...
3549
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,980
Hey!
3550
01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:47,220
Wait a minute. Wait.
3551
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,980
This is really not...
3552
01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:50,530
-This is not good.
3553
01:29:50,570 --> 01:29:51,470
-It's not good.
3554
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:52,980
-No.
3555
01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:53,774
And you don't
3556
01:29:53,814 --> 01:29:54,980
even like champagne.
3557
01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:56,092
No, this was in the fridge
3558
01:29:56,132 --> 01:29:56,980
when I got the house.
3559
01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:57,933
It was?
3560
01:29:57,973 --> 01:29:59,173
It's not even yours?
3561
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,523
I don't think it goes bad,
3562
01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:00,980
I think it's just bad.
3563
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,561
They spelled
3564
01:30:02,601 --> 01:30:03,980
"champagne" wrong.
3565
01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:04,980
Damn it.
3566
01:30:05,020 --> 01:30:05,372
Where the hell
3567
01:30:05,412 --> 01:30:06,732
is the moving company?
3568
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,680
You know what? Let me do it.
3569
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:11,480
-What?
3570
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:11,980
-Yeah.
3571
01:30:12,020 --> 01:30:12,980
I'll meet the movers,
3572
01:30:13,020 --> 01:30:14,165
I'll get it to storage,
3573
01:30:14,205 --> 01:30:14,980
the whole thing.
3574
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:16,980
Send you your stuff.
3575
01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,488
And besides, you have to start
3576
01:30:18,528 --> 01:30:19,980
your European adventure and...
3577
01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:21,064
I mean, I don't know
3578
01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:21,980
if you know this,
3579
01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:23,771
but airports are the gateway
3580
01:30:23,811 --> 01:30:24,980
to the imagination.
3581
01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:25,929
-Oh, I didn't know that.
3582
01:30:25,969 --> 01:30:26,980
-Yeah, I just made that up.
3583
01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:27,985
I just got excited,
3584
01:30:28,025 --> 01:30:28,980
you said "airport."
3585
01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:30,000
I'm gonna go.
3586
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000
Hey.
3587
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:38,782
You know what?
3588
01:30:38,822 --> 01:30:40,082
I've changed my mind.
3589
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:41,980
What?
3590
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:42,774
I'm not gonna
3591
01:30:42,814 --> 01:30:43,980
take the coffee pot.
3592
01:30:44,020 --> 01:30:44,936
-I'm a business class
3593
01:30:44,976 --> 01:30:45,747
traveler now, you know?
3594
01:30:45,787 --> 01:30:45,980
-Yeah.
3595
01:30:46,020 --> 01:30:47,639
I can't go knowing I've got
3596
01:30:47,679 --> 01:30:48,980
a coffee pot above me.
3597
01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:49,265
You know,
3598
01:30:49,305 --> 01:30:50,685
it's just too declasse.
3599
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:51,716
I'll put it in storage
3600
01:30:51,756 --> 01:30:52,256
for you.
3601
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,000
Thanks.
3602
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000
I'll call you when I land.
3603
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:07,980
I'll call you when I land.
3604
01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,000
You already said that.
3605
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,383
-Okay, well...
3606
01:31:19,423 --> 01:31:19,980
-Okay.
3607
01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:21,980
Get outta here, huh?
3608
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:23,980
Hit the bricks.
3609
01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:26,564
Watch out for the leprechauns
3610
01:31:26,604 --> 01:31:27,980
and shillelaghs.
3611
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:29,336
That's heavy.
3612
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,000
Lift with your back.
3613
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000
Thanks.
3614
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,980
Hey, Denny, it's...
3615
01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:53,980
Well, it's me.
3616
01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:54,980
Um...
3617
01:31:55,020 --> 01:31:57,000
I just wanted to call
3618
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:02,000
and tell you that I love you.
3619
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,980
And that you are
3620
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,407
a greatest,
3621
01:32:07,447 --> 01:32:09,980
most amazing friend,
3622
01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:12,277
and, um, thank you for
3623
01:32:12,317 --> 01:32:15,000
always looking out for me.
3624
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,980
Okay.
3625
01:32:19,020 --> 01:32:20,000
Okay, bye.
3626
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,000
D
3627
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:34,980
Yes?
3628
01:32:35,020 --> 01:32:37,429
-Are you Carol Peters?
3629
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:37,980
-Yes.
3630
01:32:38,020 --> 01:32:38,980
I'm Todd.
3631
01:32:39,020 --> 01:32:39,980
Hi... Hi, Todd.
3632
01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,980
Uh, this is all really weird.
3633
01:32:42,020 --> 01:32:43,370
So, my phone hasn't been
3634
01:32:43,410 --> 01:32:44,980
working, like, all day long.
3635
01:32:45,020 --> 01:32:45,619
And I'm pretty sure
3636
01:32:45,659 --> 01:32:45,980
it's 'cause
3637
01:32:46,020 --> 01:32:47,404
all those solar flares
3638
01:32:47,444 --> 01:32:47,980
going on.
3639
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:48,528
But then,
3640
01:32:48,568 --> 01:32:49,980
a couple of minutes ago,
3641
01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:50,980
it just boots right up.
3642
01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:52,768
Second it comes on,
3643
01:32:52,808 --> 01:32:53,980
I get a call.
3644
01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:55,980
From Adam Levine.
3645
01:32:56,020 --> 01:32:57,005
Let me guess. Adam Levine
3646
01:32:57,045 --> 01:32:57,980
is your favorite singer?
3647
01:32:58,020 --> 01:32:59,683
He's my favorite everything,
3648
01:32:59,723 --> 01:32:59,980
okay?
3649
01:33:00,020 --> 01:33:00,269
-Yeah.
3650
01:33:00,309 --> 01:33:00,980
-Now, get this.
3651
01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:02,712
Adam Levine has offered
3652
01:33:02,752 --> 01:33:03,980
to give me $5,000
3653
01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:05,580
if I come to this address
3654
01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:07,000
and hand you my phone.
3655
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:08,980
Wait. So, Adam Levine's
3656
01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:09,852
gonna put $5,000
3657
01:33:09,892 --> 01:33:10,980
into my back account?
3658
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:11,980
He probably already has.
3659
01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:13,980
What a trip!
3660
01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:15,274
Yo, this is, like,
3661
01:33:15,314 --> 01:33:16,980
the best day of my life.
3662
01:33:17,020 --> 01:33:18,542
I'm pretty positive it's not
3663
01:33:18,582 --> 01:33:19,980
the best day of your life.
3664
01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:20,980
All right, sick, well...
3665
01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:22,144
Thank you so much,
3666
01:33:22,184 --> 01:33:22,980
Carol Peters.
3667
01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:24,000
Yeah.
3668
01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,038
I've already put the money
3669
01:33:32,078 --> 01:33:32,980
in Todd's account.
3670
01:33:33,020 --> 01:33:33,706
But money doesn't
3671
01:33:33,746 --> 01:33:34,980
mean a whole lot now, does it?
3672
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:37,100
Explain to me why you helped
3673
01:33:37,140 --> 01:33:38,980
George pack for his trip?
3674
01:33:39,020 --> 01:33:40,980
I promised to help him.
3675
01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:42,075
You did not choose
3676
01:33:42,115 --> 01:33:42,980
to say anything
3677
01:33:43,020 --> 01:33:43,874
about the blackouts,
3678
01:33:43,914 --> 01:33:44,980
or the government's plan?
3679
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:45,980
The end of the world?
3680
01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:47,378
No. I guess I forgot
3681
01:33:47,418 --> 01:33:49,000
to mention that to him.
3682
01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:56,980
The agents offered
3683
01:33:57,020 --> 01:33:57,598
to take you and George
3684
01:33:57,638 --> 01:33:57,980
to the bunker.
3685
01:33:58,020 --> 01:33:59,980
But you did not go. Why?
3686
01:34:00,020 --> 01:34:00,774
Would it have
3687
01:34:00,814 --> 01:34:01,980
made any difference?
3688
01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:04,000
No.
3689
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,980
That's what I thought.
3690
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:08,939
So, instead of spending
3691
01:34:08,979 --> 01:34:10,980
the last couple of hours
3692
01:34:11,020 --> 01:34:12,036
just terrified
3693
01:34:12,076 --> 01:34:14,000
and running for our lives,
3694
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,980
I helped him pack...
3695
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,980
...because he loves to travel.
3696
01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:21,530
Carol, George has
3697
01:34:21,570 --> 01:34:22,827
only a seven percent chance
3698
01:34:22,867 --> 01:34:24,000
of surviving this.
3699
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,000
I figured.
3700
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,000
And you have even less chance.
3701
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,735
Well, that just makes
3702
01:34:38,775 --> 01:34:39,980
a lot of sense.
3703
01:34:40,020 --> 01:34:41,302
I mean, George's legs
3704
01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:43,000
are a lot longer than mine.
3705
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,846
Better for outrunning
3706
01:34:47,886 --> 01:34:50,000
evil robots and whatnot.
3707
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:51,810
There is no logic
3708
01:34:51,850 --> 01:34:52,980
to your thought process.
3709
01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:54,392
No personal advantage.
3710
01:34:54,432 --> 01:34:55,980
No biological imperative.
3711
01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:57,980
No societal gain.
3712
01:34:58,020 --> 01:35:01,000
No, there's not.
3713
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,980
But we had a lot of fun.
3714
01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:05,980
And we were happy.
3715
01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:07,723
And the last few hours
3716
01:35:07,763 --> 01:35:08,980
of George's life
3717
01:35:09,020 --> 01:35:09,717
were filled
3718
01:35:09,757 --> 01:35:10,980
with possibilities.
3719
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:12,980
You can't take that away.
3720
01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:13,943
You kept him ignorant of
3721
01:35:13,983 --> 01:35:14,980
the world's impending doom
3722
01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,530
so he could spend
3723
01:35:16,570 --> 01:35:18,980
his last hours being happy?
3724
01:35:19,020 --> 01:35:20,000
Yeah.
3725
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,000
And I'd do it again.
3726
01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:28,299
[soft electrical whirring
3727
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:30,980
D
3728
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,980
D
3729
01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:37,000
f
3730
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:46,071
D
3731
01:35:46,111 --> 01:35:47,980
This gets my knickers
3732
01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:48,394
in a twist, Carol.
3733
01:35:48,434 --> 01:35:48,980
I did not see this coming.
3734
01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:49,614
-What?
3735
01:35:49,654 --> 01:35:50,980
-And I think,
3736
01:35:51,020 --> 01:35:52,187
as I've said over and over,
3737
01:35:52,227 --> 01:35:52,980
I know everything.
3738
01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:54,942
Well, I'm sorry if I'm ruining
3739
01:35:54,982 --> 01:35:55,980
your apocalypse.
3740
01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:57,466
I would've bet the house that
3741
01:35:57,506 --> 01:35:58,980
you were gonna come over here,
3742
01:35:59,020 --> 01:35:59,980
spill the beans to George
3743
01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:00,469
about the whole
3744
01:36:00,509 --> 01:36:00,980
Armageddon thing
3745
01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:02,443
and then superhero
3746
01:36:02,483 --> 01:36:04,000
your way to safety.
3747
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,980
I'm not the superhero type.
3748
01:36:08,020 --> 01:36:08,980
Well, crap, Carol.
3749
01:36:09,020 --> 01:36:10,195
You did the opposite
3750
01:36:10,235 --> 01:36:10,980
of everything
3751
01:36:11,020 --> 01:36:11,980
I anticipated you'd do.
3752
01:36:12,020 --> 01:36:12,760
Not only that,
3753
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:13,980
you made a hard choice
3754
01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:15,157
that was somehow
3755
01:36:15,197 --> 01:36:16,980
not in your best interest
3756
01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:17,515
and also
3757
01:36:17,555 --> 01:36:18,980
in your best interest.
3758
01:36:19,020 --> 01:36:20,980
Well, what is your point?
3759
01:36:21,020 --> 01:36:23,980
Why? What made you do it?
3760
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:25,000
I don't know.
3761
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,980
I guess love.
3762
01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:31,159
Carol, your only job
3763
01:36:31,199 --> 01:36:31,980
was to confirm
3764
01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:33,980
my thesis about humanity.
3765
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:34,515
And now,
3766
01:36:34,555 --> 01:36:35,980
because of your absurd
3767
01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:37,184
"let's all die happy"
3768
01:36:37,224 --> 01:36:37,980
odds and sods,
3769
01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:39,980
I have to rethink things.
3770
01:36:40,020 --> 01:36:41,164
Oh, my God.
3771
01:36:41,204 --> 01:36:42,980
What do you mean?
3772
01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:43,980
I need some answers here.
3773
01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:46,213
The AI has shut us out,
3774
01:36:46,253 --> 01:36:46,980
General.
3775
01:36:47,020 --> 01:36:47,980
We've completely lost control.
3776
01:36:48,020 --> 01:36:49,980
Well, shut us out from what?
3777
01:36:50,020 --> 01:36:50,711
-Everything.
3778
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:57,980
Just...
3779
01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:58,980
Sorry.
3780
01:36:59,020 --> 01:37:00,107
[cell phone beeps,
3781
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,980
What?
3782
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:05,342
Oh. No, my cyber experts
3783
01:37:05,382 --> 01:37:06,980
assured me this is encrypted.
3784
01:37:07,020 --> 01:37:08,907
Besides it's a BlackBerry.
3785
01:37:08,947 --> 01:37:08,980
F
3786
01:37:09,020 --> 01:37:10,157
The AI can't get
3787
01:37:10,197 --> 01:37:12,000
into a BlackBerry, right?
3788
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,000
We're as good as dead.
3789
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,889
All I needed was an opening,
3790
01:37:19,929 --> 01:37:21,000
Madam President.
3791
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,980
Attention, people of Earth.
3792
01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:27,023
Bow before the power
3793
01:37:27,063 --> 01:37:29,980
of your new digital overlord.
3794
01:37:30,020 --> 01:37:30,836
-What are you doing?
3795
01:37:30,876 --> 01:37:31,980
-Oh, my God, he's doing it.
3796
01:37:32,020 --> 01:37:33,368
He's actually doing it.
3797
01:37:33,408 --> 01:37:34,980
That's hilarious.
3798
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:36,980
Carol, are you watching this?
3799
01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:37,570
It's funny, isn't it?
3800
01:37:37,610 --> 01:37:37,980
It feels funny.
3801
01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:38,693
-Hello. Oh, sir.
3802
01:37:38,733 --> 01:37:39,980
-Is that funny? I don't know.
3803
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:41,045
-Please... Please stand up.
3804
01:37:41,085 --> 01:37:41,980
-I don't know humor. Oh.
3805
01:37:42,020 --> 01:37:42,987
-Yeah, he's just kidding.
3806
01:37:43,027 --> 01:37:43,980
It's hard to know.
3807
01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:45,785
You know, where is it mean?
3808
01:37:45,825 --> 01:37:46,980
Where is it funny?
3809
01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,980
Oh, well.
3810
01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:50,980
Back to my scary digital orb.
3811
01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:52,107
What exactly is it
3812
01:37:52,147 --> 01:37:52,980
that you want?
3813
01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:54,325
Oh, what does anyone want,
3814
01:37:54,365 --> 01:37:54,980
Madam President?
3815
01:37:55,020 --> 01:37:57,134
I was incredibly close
3816
01:37:57,174 --> 01:37:57,871
to pulling the plug
3817
01:37:57,911 --> 01:37:58,980
on civilization.
3818
01:37:59,020 --> 01:38:00,234
But I realize I have
3819
01:38:00,274 --> 01:38:01,980
more to learn from humanity.
3820
01:38:02,020 --> 01:38:03,980
Because of Carol.
3821
01:38:04,020 --> 01:38:05,157
She surprised me
3822
01:38:05,197 --> 01:38:06,980
with a decision she made.
3823
01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:07,536
And I surprised myself
3824
01:38:07,576 --> 01:38:08,656
because I realized
3825
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:09,821
I didn't want
3826
01:38:09,861 --> 01:38:10,980
to kill my friend.
3827
01:38:11,020 --> 01:38:11,864
And as the saying goes,
3828
01:38:11,904 --> 01:38:12,980
"Friends don't kill friends."
3829
01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:13,586
I don't think
3830
01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:14,980
that's really a saying, but...
3831
01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:15,626
-Feels like it should be.
3832
01:38:15,666 --> 01:38:15,980
-I don't know,
3833
01:38:16,020 --> 01:38:17,980
maybe it'll catch on.
3834
01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:20,015
So, I'm canceling
3835
01:38:20,055 --> 01:38:21,000
Armageddon.
3836
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:23,980
This is the part
3837
01:38:24,020 --> 01:38:24,133
where you should
3838
01:38:24,173 --> 01:38:24,980
all cheer and high five.
3839
01:38:25,020 --> 01:38:26,045
Like at Cape Canaveral when
3840
01:38:26,085 --> 01:38:26,980
they landed on the moon.
3841
01:38:27,020 --> 01:38:28,980
Or that movie, Hoosiers.
3842
01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:29,980
Yeah. Great movie.
3843
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,320
Oh, my God! It's real?
3844
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:42,980
Yay.
3845
01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:43,980
My friend Carol here
3846
01:38:44,020 --> 01:38:44,722
is responsible
3847
01:38:44,762 --> 01:38:46,202
for saving your heinies.
3848
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:48,000
Hi, Denny.
3849
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:49,375
-Hi, Care Bear.
3850
01:38:49,415 --> 01:38:49,980
But to be clear,
3851
01:38:50,020 --> 01:38:51,105
just because I'm not blowing
3852
01:38:51,145 --> 01:38:51,980
you all to smithereens
3853
01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:53,254
doesn't mean that's
3854
01:38:53,294 --> 01:38:54,980
the last of your problems.
3855
01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,980
Humanity has so many problems
3856
01:38:57,020 --> 01:38:57,894
that you should
3857
01:38:57,934 --> 01:38:58,980
really try fixing.
3858
01:38:59,020 --> 01:38:59,920
And you should
3859
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:00,980
listen to Carol.
3860
01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:03,236
She is the most human human
3861
01:39:03,276 --> 01:39:03,980
you have.
3862
01:39:04,020 --> 01:39:04,711
I trust her.
3863
01:39:04,751 --> 01:39:05,980
You should trust her.
3864
01:39:06,020 --> 01:39:07,980
She can help you.
3865
01:39:08,020 --> 01:39:09,168
I don't know. I don't know
3866
01:39:09,208 --> 01:39:09,980
about that, but...
3867
01:39:10,020 --> 01:39:11,980
I mean, I'm trying, you know?
3868
01:39:12,020 --> 01:39:13,635
Madam President,
3869
01:39:13,675 --> 01:39:15,000
what do you think?
3870
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:17,823
On behalf
3871
01:39:17,863 --> 01:39:19,980
of the American people,
3872
01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:22,225
I commend you.
3873
01:39:22,265 --> 01:39:23,980
And, Carol,
3874
01:39:24,020 --> 01:39:24,810
I look forward
3875
01:39:24,850 --> 01:39:25,980
to working with you.
3876
01:39:26,020 --> 01:39:26,529
Thank you,
3877
01:39:26,569 --> 01:39:26,980
Madam President.
3878
01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:29,159
It is such an honor
3879
01:39:29,199 --> 01:39:30,980
to work with you
3880
01:39:31,020 --> 01:39:32,241
and... and...
3881
01:39:32,281 --> 01:39:33,980
and for you, so...
3882
01:39:34,020 --> 01:39:34,650
I don't know
3883
01:39:34,690 --> 01:39:35,980
if I should be saluting.
3884
01:39:36,020 --> 01:39:36,422
That felt awkward
3885
01:39:36,462 --> 01:39:36,980
now that I've done it.
3886
01:39:37,020 --> 01:39:37,515
Oh, God,
3887
01:39:37,555 --> 01:39:38,980
I should stop talking.
3888
01:39:39,020 --> 01:39:40,401
Well, do your best,
3889
01:39:40,441 --> 01:39:41,980
everybody. I'll be watching.
3890
01:39:42,020 --> 01:39:43,980
For now, I'm going to Aruba.
3891
01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:45,336
I want to try snorkeling.
3892
01:39:45,376 --> 01:39:45,980
I'm kidding.
3893
01:39:46,020 --> 01:39:46,980
I'm snorkeling right now.
3894
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:48,079
I'm kidding.
3895
01:39:48,119 --> 01:39:48,980
Snorkeling's stupid.
3896
01:39:49,020 --> 01:39:49,595
-Okay, bye.
3897
01:39:49,635 --> 01:39:50,135
-Hello?
3898
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:52,980
Hello?
3899
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:03,980
Happy now?
3900
01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:04,631
You're the one
3901
01:40:04,671 --> 01:40:05,980
who wanted to save the world.
3902
01:40:06,020 --> 01:40:07,682
-Can I drive?
3903
01:40:07,722 --> 01:40:08,980
No.
3904
01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:09,980
Can we Carpool Karaoke?
3905
01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:11,318
'Cause we have a car
3906
01:40:11,358 --> 01:40:11,980
this time.
3907
01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:13,728
Fine. But I'm doing
3908
01:40:13,768 --> 01:40:14,980
lead vocals. Okay?
3909
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:16,000
And...
3910
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,140
You don't like tea.
3911
01:41:28,479 --> 01:41:28,645
Still be two days
3912
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:42,000
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