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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,534 Here you go, Miss Kim. Fresh off the griddle. 2 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,231 Thank you, Dave. 3 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:18,250 I'm so glad you decided to run against Isaiah Evans. 4 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,020 That man plays dirty. 5 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,132 Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:21,157 --> 00:00:24,046 And I know, 'cause I play dirty, too. 7 00:00:26,715 --> 00:00:28,760 Okay, well, that's, uh... 8 00:00:28,897 --> 00:00:30,546 tha-that's good to know. 9 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,150 If you want something good... 10 00:00:33,515 --> 00:00:35,996 come by my house tonight. 11 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,687 Bring the maple syrup. 12 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:43,764 Careful, Dave. 13 00:00:43,789 --> 00:00:45,585 She made that same offer to Marty 14 00:00:45,617 --> 00:00:47,101 when he ran for student council. 15 00:00:47,695 --> 00:00:48,733 Really? 16 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:51,075 Poor kid hasn't eaten a pancake since. 17 00:00:52,805 --> 00:00:54,570 Hey, I got to say, 18 00:00:54,595 --> 00:00:56,585 this turnout is better than I expected. 19 00:00:56,610 --> 00:00:59,626 I know. People are really starting to listen to my ideas. 20 00:00:59,651 --> 00:01:02,584 Budget reform, zoning regulations, traffic abatement. 21 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:04,085 Yeah, I've heard them. 22 00:01:04,244 --> 00:01:07,047 That's why I said it's a better turnout than I expected. 23 00:01:08,337 --> 00:01:09,780 Cal, look, it's Isaiah. 24 00:01:09,805 --> 00:01:10,998 What's he doing here? 25 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:12,903 If he's trying to get old Miss Kim's vote, 26 00:01:12,928 --> 00:01:14,085 he can have it. 27 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,547 Hey, Dave Johnson, Calvin Butler. 28 00:01:17,572 --> 00:01:19,270 How you two doing this morning? 29 00:01:19,463 --> 00:01:20,977 How does it look like we're doing? 30 00:01:21,002 --> 00:01:24,178 All these people here are to support my boy, Dave. 31 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,773 Yeah, and it's because of my ideas, 32 00:01:26,798 --> 00:01:30,210 not my signature smiley-face pancakes. 33 00:01:31,429 --> 00:01:33,312 Hey, when I win, 34 00:01:33,337 --> 00:01:34,836 maybe I'll appoint you 35 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:38,002 Secretary of Flapjacks. 36 00:01:38,234 --> 00:01:41,507 What-what are you doing here, besides getting Dave's hopes up 37 00:01:41,532 --> 00:01:43,250 for a fake pancake job? 38 00:01:43,733 --> 00:01:46,048 Look, I just stopped by to wish him 39 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:47,944 best of luck at the debate tonight. 40 00:01:47,969 --> 00:01:49,362 What debate tonight? 41 00:01:49,387 --> 00:01:51,259 The one I challenged you to a month ago. 42 00:01:51,284 --> 00:01:53,069 You didn't challenge me to any debate. 43 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:54,182 I didn't? 44 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:55,374 Oh. 45 00:01:55,399 --> 00:01:57,085 Hold up, let me check my e-mail. 46 00:01:58,572 --> 00:02:00,313 Ah, my bad. 47 00:02:00,351 --> 00:02:02,085 I forgot to press send. 48 00:02:03,571 --> 00:02:05,827 No, no, I can't believe you. 49 00:02:05,852 --> 00:02:07,616 This is just another one of your dirty tri... 50 00:02:07,641 --> 00:02:09,889 Hold on, I'm getting an e-mail. 51 00:02:11,555 --> 00:02:12,860 Damn it! 52 00:02:12,885 --> 00:02:14,639 What the hell, Isaiah? 53 00:02:14,664 --> 00:02:17,132 You can't challenge him to a debate on the same day, 54 00:02:17,157 --> 00:02:18,693 and expect him to show up. 55 00:02:18,718 --> 00:02:20,874 Mm. Well, that's too bad. 56 00:02:20,899 --> 00:02:23,264 There's gonna bea lot of people there. 57 00:02:23,289 --> 00:02:25,577 And if you don't show up, 58 00:02:25,826 --> 00:02:27,546 you're gonna look like a coward. 59 00:02:28,888 --> 00:02:30,678 See you tonight, Secretary. 60 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:35,379 Calvin, what am I supposed to do? 61 00:02:35,404 --> 00:02:36,666 This is a disaster. 62 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:38,832 I don't know, I mean, 63 00:02:39,139 --> 00:02:41,271 whether it's Isaiah or Miss Kim, 64 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:43,395 you gonna get a spanking tonight. 65 00:02:48,519 --> 00:02:52,221 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 66 00:02:52,377 --> 00:02:54,088 - I can't believe this. - Ugh. 67 00:02:54,113 --> 00:02:56,353 How could Isaiah ambush me with a debate? 68 00:02:56,378 --> 00:02:58,805 Ooh, it makes me so mad. When stuff like this happens, 69 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,705 it makes me want to fight for Dave. 70 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:01,767 Don't worry, you are. 71 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:03,752 You're doing everything you can to help him win. 72 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:05,605 No, I mean literally fight. 73 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,549 I want to punch Isaiah in the face 74 00:03:08,574 --> 00:03:10,721 till I can't feel my hand anymore. 75 00:03:11,867 --> 00:03:14,846 I told you, Tina, that girl got some hood in her. 76 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:17,244 Guys. 77 00:03:18,006 --> 00:03:20,369 What am I supposed to do? I need at least a month 78 00:03:20,394 --> 00:03:22,705 to prepare for a debate, not six hours. 79 00:03:22,887 --> 00:03:24,721 Actually, it's four hours. 80 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:26,814 Damn it! 81 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:29,080 Now my watch is broken, too. 82 00:03:29,652 --> 00:03:31,697 Sweetie, don't worry. 83 00:03:31,722 --> 00:03:34,072 You have got a million great ideas. 84 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:36,924 You are gonna get up there and you're gonna knock them dead. 85 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:40,056 Oh, okay, yeah, may-maybe you're right. 86 00:03:40,244 --> 00:03:42,328 You know, first I?ll-I'll warm them up with my 87 00:03:42,353 --> 00:03:44,297 - plans for school funding and then... - Yeah. 88 00:03:44,322 --> 00:03:46,174 Then I'll hit them with my parks safety initiative 89 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,940 and then... and then I'll blow them away 90 00:03:47,965 --> 00:03:50,361 with my... with my community recycling project. 91 00:03:50,386 --> 00:03:53,049 - Ooh, they will not see that coming. - All right! 92 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:55,533 What do you guys think? 93 00:03:55,558 --> 00:03:57,892 Um, it's a little... 94 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,947 Boring as hell. 95 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:04,822 Look, Dave, the community needs a guy like you, 96 00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:07,494 but if you want to win over voters around here, 97 00:04:07,519 --> 00:04:10,228 you're gonna have to give them a show. 98 00:04:11,386 --> 00:04:13,899 What part of "Neighborhood Composting Club" 99 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:15,400 doesn't scream 100 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:17,400 "showtime"? 101 00:04:18,890 --> 00:04:22,587 Uh, Dave, Isaiah may not have much substance, 102 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:24,416 but he knows how to work a crowd. 103 00:04:24,441 --> 00:04:27,111 If you want to compete with him, you got to bring the heat. 104 00:04:27,299 --> 00:04:31,291 Yeah, you got to be less mayonnaise and more hot sauce. 105 00:04:32,632 --> 00:04:34,056 What's wrong with mayonnaise? 106 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:36,674 It's what brings a baloney sandwich to life. 107 00:04:37,368 --> 00:04:39,414 Trust me, you're gonna need to add 108 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:41,549 a little flash and a little swag. 109 00:04:41,752 --> 00:04:43,627 If you want to talk about school funding... 110 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,273 How about this? 111 00:04:45,455 --> 00:04:47,502 We got to fund schools... 112 00:04:47,727 --> 00:04:49,467 or graduate fools! 113 00:04:50,552 --> 00:04:53,293 Whoa, okay... that was actually really good. 114 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:55,772 Yeah, did you just come up with that? 115 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,877 I'm like a dragon, guys... I just spit fire. 116 00:05:00,363 --> 00:05:02,321 Okay, well, come on, man. 117 00:05:02,582 --> 00:05:04,385 Burn my village down. 118 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:06,580 Okay. 119 00:05:06,605 --> 00:05:08,291 All right, check this out. 120 00:05:08,993 --> 00:05:11,071 We can't be safe in the park, 121 00:05:11,096 --> 00:05:12,752 if it's too damn dark. 122 00:05:12,777 --> 00:05:13,952 Ooh! 123 00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:18,275 Or recycle your trash, 124 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,885 and we'll give you some cash. 125 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:23,894 But that one's not true. 126 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:26,033 Doesn't matter, it rhymes. 127 00:05:26,446 --> 00:05:27,603 I'm sold. 128 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,022 - Isaiah's going down tonight. - Oh, oh! 129 00:05:30,047 --> 00:05:32,369 That's what I'm talking about, baby... give me some. 130 00:05:32,394 --> 00:05:33,767 - Yeah! - Yuck! 131 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,563 How do you always do it where your knuckle 132 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:37,463 goes right in between mine? 133 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:42,351 ? The neighborhood will be saved if you vote for Dave ? 134 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,718 ? He's bringing policies that you all should crave ? 135 00:05:44,743 --> 00:05:46,855 ? Polls open at 8:00, so don't be late ? 136 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,796 ? Just vote for Dave, it's gonna be great, hey ? 137 00:05:49,821 --> 00:05:52,882 ? Vote for Dave, got to vote for Dave, yeah-yeah, vote for Dave ? 138 00:05:52,907 --> 00:05:55,366 - ? You got to vote for Dave... ? - Marty, Marty? 139 00:05:56,674 --> 00:05:58,585 What the hell are you doing? 140 00:05:59,281 --> 00:06:02,132 Besides ruining hip-hop for a nine-year-old? 141 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,747 We-We were doing a live stream to encourage young people 142 00:06:04,814 --> 00:06:06,337 to get out and vote for Dave. 143 00:06:06,362 --> 00:06:08,408 Oh, okay, well, how many viewers you got? 144 00:06:08,642 --> 00:06:10,077 Three. 145 00:06:10,173 --> 00:06:12,913 And they're saying you ruined hip-hop for them, too. 146 00:06:14,662 --> 00:06:17,531 All right, look, look, I like what you're going for, 147 00:06:17,556 --> 00:06:19,437 but if you're trying to get eyes on your video, 148 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,015 you're going about this the wrong way. 149 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,804 Look, I know what you're gonna say, Malcolm, 150 00:06:22,829 --> 00:06:24,744 but I'm not taking my top off. 151 00:06:24,937 --> 00:06:26,399 No, man. 152 00:06:26,695 --> 00:06:28,616 Listen, there's only one surefire way 153 00:06:28,641 --> 00:06:30,348 to get lots of attention online. 154 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:31,592 Okay, and what's that? 155 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:33,241 To film yourself doing something 156 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:36,718 incredibly stupid, and if you get hurt doing it, 157 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,194 it could go viral. 158 00:06:38,359 --> 00:06:40,616 Marty's rapping definitely hurt me. 159 00:06:41,789 --> 00:06:44,748 Yeah, well, I'm talking about one of those online stunts... 160 00:06:44,773 --> 00:06:47,023 You know, like riding down the stairs in a shopping cart 161 00:06:47,048 --> 00:06:49,137 or jumping off a roof into a swimming pool. 162 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,046 I've seen these videos where people eat 163 00:06:51,071 --> 00:06:53,460 really hot peppers... They're awesome. 164 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:55,516 Great idea. Yeah, 165 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,718 we can do that while we tell people to vote for Dave. 166 00:06:57,743 --> 00:06:59,222 Well, all right, I'm in! 167 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:00,378 Okay. 168 00:07:00,826 --> 00:07:02,201 But our three viewers say 169 00:07:02,226 --> 00:07:04,522 you should definitely keep your shirt on. 170 00:07:07,614 --> 00:07:09,240 Ooh! 171 00:07:09,265 --> 00:07:11,748 Dave Johnson. 172 00:07:11,773 --> 00:07:14,045 Nice suit. 173 00:07:14,358 --> 00:07:16,447 I've never seen someone so... 174 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:18,779 dull look so sharp. 175 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:22,459 You won't be seeing anything with your eyes swollen shut. 176 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,397 No, no, easy, Gemma, easy. 177 00:07:25,506 --> 00:07:27,201 Now let's go inside. 178 00:07:27,466 --> 00:07:30,561 Damn, Calvin, you were right, she hood as hell. 179 00:07:33,029 --> 00:07:35,811 I got to admit, Dave, I didn't think you'd show up. 180 00:07:35,904 --> 00:07:37,389 If I would've known I would've 181 00:07:37,414 --> 00:07:39,025 brought my PJs and a pillow. 182 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,240 Oh, it's you. 183 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:45,925 Well, I hope you're ready for a bedtime snack, because... 184 00:07:46,357 --> 00:07:48,850 I'm working with some pretty spicy mayo tonight. 185 00:07:48,904 --> 00:07:51,913 Oh, yeah, this baloney sandwich 186 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,045 got flavor you can savor. 187 00:07:54,845 --> 00:07:58,287 You know what, give him a taste of that spicy spread. 188 00:08:00,334 --> 00:08:02,147 We got to fund the schools 189 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,068 or graduate fools. 190 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,812 Facts! 191 00:08:08,576 --> 00:08:10,721 We can't be safe in the park 192 00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:12,256 if it's too damn dark. 193 00:08:12,281 --> 00:08:14,500 Ooh! Goosebumps. 194 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:18,957 If you recycle your trash, 195 00:08:18,982 --> 00:08:21,131 we will give you some cash. 196 00:08:21,156 --> 00:08:24,217 Oh, give me a bite of that baloney sandwich. 197 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:27,438 All right, all right, Johnson, it sounds like 198 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,717 we are gonna have some fun up there, hmm. 199 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,597 Ooh, and, Calvin, 200 00:08:31,622 --> 00:08:34,303 enjoy your mouthful of Dave's baloney. 201 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:39,881 Hi, Pasadena, I'm Marty Butler and don't worry, 202 00:08:39,906 --> 00:08:42,084 - I'm keeping my shirt on. - Mm-hmm. 203 00:08:42,796 --> 00:08:45,451 And I am Malcolm Butler and we are here on behalf 204 00:08:45,476 --> 00:08:47,568 of Dave Johnson for city council. 205 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:50,083 And to show you how far we're willing to go to get your vote, 206 00:08:50,108 --> 00:08:52,561 we're both gonna eat these tombstone ghost peppers... 207 00:08:52,586 --> 00:08:54,921 Aka one of the hottest peppers in the world. 208 00:08:54,946 --> 00:08:56,948 That is right, and these bad boys 209 00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:59,623 are, like, ten times hotter than a jalape�o. 210 00:08:59,648 --> 00:09:01,187 Yeah, try 600. 211 00:09:01,212 --> 00:09:02,592 Say what now? 212 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:06,348 Whoa, this is gonna be even stupider than I thought. 213 00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:08,381 What, you said, like, 600? 214 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:10,740 That's right, and we're doing it all for Dave Johnson. 215 00:09:10,802 --> 00:09:12,169 On three... one... 216 00:09:12,194 --> 00:09:13,684 - Okay, here we go. - Two... 217 00:09:13,709 --> 00:09:14,911 - I can do this! - Three! 218 00:09:14,936 --> 00:09:16,136 Oh, I can't do it! 219 00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:17,662 What? Malcolm, what the hell? 220 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,286 We were both supposed to do it... 221 00:09:19,311 --> 00:09:21,629 Oh God, it's starting! 222 00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,754 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 223 00:09:27,779 --> 00:09:29,622 if everyone will please take their seats, 224 00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:31,442 we're ready to begin. 225 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,924 Councilman Evans, would you like to start 226 00:09:34,957 --> 00:09:36,442 with your opening statement? 227 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:37,997 Thank you. 228 00:09:38,134 --> 00:09:39,788 Now, y'all know me. 229 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,614 You know that I care deeply 230 00:09:43,639 --> 00:09:46,012 about the issues that affect our community. 231 00:09:46,037 --> 00:09:48,231 And there is no issue 232 00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:49,823 that I care about more 233 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,950 about than the education of our children. 234 00:09:52,115 --> 00:09:54,293 That's why I've always said 235 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:56,508 You got to fund the schools, 236 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,309 or graduate fools. 237 00:10:02,659 --> 00:10:04,052 What?! 238 00:10:05,231 --> 00:10:06,997 Calvin, that was your line. 239 00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:08,328 I know, right? 240 00:10:08,527 --> 00:10:10,098 Goosebumps. 241 00:10:16,025 --> 00:10:17,619 My people, can we talk? 242 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:21,203 Now tell me, is this a safe space? 243 00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:24,713 You know what else I'd like to make safe? 244 00:10:24,799 --> 00:10:26,267 The park. 245 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:30,117 Because you can't be safe in the park 246 00:10:30,142 --> 00:10:31,369 if it's too damn dark. 247 00:10:31,394 --> 00:10:34,330 Huh? 248 00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:38,181 That is my line. You stole my li... 249 00:10:38,653 --> 00:10:40,735 You're clapping for me and you don't know it. 250 00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:42,717 Wow. 251 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,657 That is... that is sad, 252 00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:47,573 saying that I recycled his line. 253 00:10:47,893 --> 00:10:50,307 But while we are on the topic of recycling, 254 00:10:50,332 --> 00:10:51,594 you know what I've always said. 255 00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:55,094 If you recycle your trash, 256 00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,775 I will give you some cash! 257 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,502 That's it, Isaiah. 258 00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:07,721 My fist is about to vote for your face! 259 00:11:08,191 --> 00:11:10,063 Don't worry, Dave. I got him. 260 00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:11,597 Hey, baldy! 261 00:11:11,757 --> 00:11:13,923 We'll see you in the parking lot. 262 00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:19,399 What am I supposed to do? He stole all my lines. 263 00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:20,948 Look, don't worry, I got a plan. 264 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,205 Okay, well, what is it? 265 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,340 Okay, so I don't have a plan. 266 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,635 But the good news is 267 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,009 is neither does Isaiah. 268 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,687 He just used up all our catchphrases, 269 00:11:29,712 --> 00:11:32,525 which means from this point on, he's got nothing. 270 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,098 Now, uh, 271 00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:36,564 that little commotion certainly was entertaining, 272 00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:37,743 was it not? 273 00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:39,288 But I tell you what, 274 00:11:39,313 --> 00:11:41,167 it's not as entertaining as this. Hit it! 275 00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:45,509 ? Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoo ? 276 00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:46,961 ? It's too damn dark ? 277 00:11:46,986 --> 00:11:49,257 ? We got to light that park ? 278 00:11:49,571 --> 00:11:53,113 ? It's too damn dark, we got to light the park ? 279 00:11:53,138 --> 00:11:54,922 ? Come on, light the park ? 280 00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:57,039 ? Light the park... ? 281 00:11:57,381 --> 00:12:00,289 Okay, but after this, he's got nothing. 282 00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:07,046 Oh, God, I'm burning up. 283 00:12:07,419 --> 00:12:10,114 I'm hot in places I didn't know heat could happen. 284 00:12:13,364 --> 00:12:16,771 Yeah, uh, speaking of heat, Dave Johnson has plenty of it, 285 00:12:16,796 --> 00:12:19,441 and with your support, we can push him over the top. 286 00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:21,427 Anything to add, Marty? 287 00:12:21,452 --> 00:12:23,068 I need water! 288 00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:25,579 This is great. 289 00:12:25,604 --> 00:12:27,302 We're up to 500 viewers. 290 00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:28,505 Oh, that's awesome, man. 291 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,316 And we'll get way more when Marty finds out 292 00:12:30,341 --> 00:12:31,725 that water only makes it worse. 293 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,935 Oh... 294 00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:35,380 The water only made it worse! 295 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,560 This is amazing! We're getting a ton of comments. 296 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,519 Are they saying they're gonna vote for your dad? 297 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,520 Actually, most of them are calling you a giant coward. 298 00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,583 Totally agree. 299 00:12:49,777 --> 00:12:52,857 You know what? Fine. Show you who a coward is. 300 00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:55,825 Dave Johnson for city council. 301 00:12:58,669 --> 00:13:00,919 I don't know why you did all that whining, 'cause it's... 302 00:13:00,944 --> 00:13:02,337 Oh, my God. 303 00:13:04,296 --> 00:13:06,919 Oh... And it only gets so much worse. 304 00:13:09,869 --> 00:13:12,350 ? Throw your hands in the air ? 305 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,942 ? And wave 'em like you just don't care ? 306 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,036 ? If you love me like I love me ? 307 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,364 ? Everybody say, "Oh, yeah" ? 308 00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:20,146 - ? Oh, yeah ? - ? Isaiah ? 309 00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:22,232 ? Isaiah ? 310 00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:24,599 ? I'm-a light the park, light the park ? 311 00:13:24,624 --> 00:13:26,646 ? It's too damn dark, it's too damn dark ? 312 00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:28,458 ? I'm-a light the park, light the park ? 313 00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:31,552 ? It's too damn dark, it's too damn dark, uh-ruh. ? 314 00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:37,398 Sit down! Sit down! This is a debate. 315 00:13:37,423 --> 00:13:40,266 You're not supposed to be enjoying yourselves. 316 00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:46,336 People say that politics is boring. 317 00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,773 And speaking of boring, here's Dave. 318 00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:52,385 Okay, you know what? Uh, Dave... 319 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:53,852 Thank you. 320 00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:56,225 You mind if I ask Councilman Evans 321 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,422 a few questions before you start? 322 00:13:58,447 --> 00:13:59,606 By all means. 323 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,836 And, uh, please, feel free to take your time. 324 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:05,695 Okay, Calvin. What would you like to know? 325 00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:09,258 You know, before your song and dance routine, 326 00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:11,898 you were talking about school funding. 327 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,203 Now, I'm sure we can all agree 328 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,839 that the catchphrases were genius. 329 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,537 But I'm curious... 330 00:14:21,276 --> 00:14:23,672 How do you plan to pay for it? 331 00:14:25,371 --> 00:14:28,383 Mm. Mm. That is a good question. 332 00:14:28,782 --> 00:14:31,594 But, uh, the answer is very complicated, 333 00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:34,664 and I wouldn't want to bore you with all the details. 334 00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,992 That's Dave's job. 335 00:14:37,675 --> 00:14:41,086 Well, maybe it's because you don't have any answers. 336 00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:43,015 But you know who does? 337 00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:46,571 Dave. Spit fire on 'em, Dave. 338 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,356 Uh, well, for starters, 339 00:14:50,381 --> 00:14:51,991 the budget could easily be amortized, 340 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,297 and since the fiscal calendar starts in June, 341 00:14:54,322 --> 00:14:55,477 - which, actually... - Okay. 342 00:14:55,502 --> 00:14:57,124 You-you know what? That's enough fire. 343 00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:58,933 That's enough fire. 344 00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,398 But you hear it, right? 345 00:15:02,554 --> 00:15:05,812 Dave has a real plan, and Isaiah's got nothing. 346 00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,344 Uh-uh, uh-uh. I have a plan. 347 00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:10,197 Okay. Then let's hear it. 348 00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:11,267 Uh... 349 00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:12,715 No, no, no. 350 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,438 Without rhyming or dancing. 351 00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:16,852 Yeah, Councilman. 352 00:15:16,877 --> 00:15:19,758 I would like to hear your thoughts about the budget. 353 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,859 Okay. Okay. 354 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:25,922 Well, 355 00:15:25,947 --> 00:15:29,273 because you mentioned the fiscal calendar, 356 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,500 I would like to know... 357 00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:34,891 are there any birthdays in the house? 358 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,955 See? Come on. 359 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,023 It's like I said, guys... nothing. 360 00:15:40,279 --> 00:15:43,008 So what we have to decide is do we want 361 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:45,470 a flashy song and dance man 362 00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:48,703 or someone who has actual good ideas? 363 00:15:48,728 --> 00:15:51,336 You mean like my plan to light up our parks using solar power? 364 00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:52,805 Ooh! 365 00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:56,922 Solar power. You know what that means. 366 00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:59,844 No light bill. 367 00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:04,187 That's right, that's ri... And guess what we can recycle 368 00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,492 those savings back into? 369 00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:08,289 Recycling. 370 00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:11,977 Oh, goodness, come on. This guy is talking 371 00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:14,539 about saving the planet. 372 00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:18,023 And I don't know about y'all, but I love Earth. 373 00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:19,812 It's where I'm from. 374 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,090 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Now, hold on, everybody. 375 00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:26,090 He's not the only one from Earth. 376 00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:28,613 No, he is not. 377 00:16:28,796 --> 00:16:30,319 We are all from Earth. 378 00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:34,730 And together, I believe that we can make 379 00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:37,597 our little part of it better for everyone. 380 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,340 Because in District Three, 381 00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,535 you deserve the best. 382 00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,433 And if you elect me your next city councilman, 383 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:48,105 I promise to work my butt off 384 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,697 to make that happen. 385 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,910 Oh, Dave! Dave! 386 00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,254 Dave, mic drop. 387 00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,707 Mic drop! 388 00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:03,349 Very sorry about that. 389 00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:05,722 That was my first-ever mic drop. 390 00:17:13,738 --> 00:17:15,252 I don't understand. 391 00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:17,111 When are they gonna announce the results? 392 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,291 I know, this is crazy. 393 00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,361 I mean, the polls have been closed for over... 394 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,606 I got to get this watch fixed. 395 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,799 Sweetie, calm down. 396 00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,348 We've done all we can do. 397 00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:28,722 Yeah, she's right, Dave. 398 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,392 I mean, you killed Isaiah at the debate. 399 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,506 And everybody loved that video of yours. 400 00:17:32,647 --> 00:17:35,134 Yeah, and I still can't believe how many people watched it. 401 00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:36,658 Yeah, we even got a standing ovation 402 00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:38,674 when our ambulance got to the E.R. 403 00:17:40,072 --> 00:17:41,869 Dad, look, they?re announcing the results. 404 00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:45,939 And turning to some of the local races, 405 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:49,283 we have results for Pasadena City Council. 406 00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:53,361 In District One, Kathleen Conrad keeps her seat. 407 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,447 District One? Why would they start with that one first? 408 00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:59,219 In District Two, Daniel Ramirez 409 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,830 has defeated incumbent Bob Billings. 410 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,007 Okay, we're District Three. Here we go, we're next. 411 00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,470 In District Four... 412 00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:10,970 Betty McBride unseats Patrick Yang. 413 00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:12,634 And in District Three... 414 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,275 - Oh, this is it. - All right, here we go, man. 415 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:18,091 In what turned out to be a surprisingly close contest, 416 00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:20,564 challenger Dave Johnson 417 00:18:20,589 --> 00:18:23,502 has lost to longtime councilman Isaiah Evans. 418 00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:25,833 - What?! - But you 419 00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:27,791 ran rings around him. 420 00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:30,354 - What the... Man... - Ugh. 421 00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:32,760 Dave, you okay? 422 00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:35,048 Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 423 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,127 I just... I can't believe it. 424 00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:40,080 I'm so sorry, sweetie. 425 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,160 Yeah, Dave. We all are. 426 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,376 Guys, it-it's okay. 427 00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:48,213 It's like y'all said, you know, we did everything we could. 428 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,971 I'm just gonna go out and get some air. 429 00:18:57,297 --> 00:18:59,603 Uh, Marty, are you crying? 430 00:19:01,111 --> 00:19:02,830 Oh, not because of this. 431 00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:05,971 It's been happening off and on since I ate that hot pepper. 432 00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:14,674 Hey, man. Just thought I?d come check on you. 433 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:18,080 I'm fine. I'm just disappointed. 434 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,111 Yeah, I know. So am I. 435 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,674 I just don't get it. Everyone at the debate 436 00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:28,338 saw that Isaiah had nothing, and... 437 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,560 he still won. 438 00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:35,055 I know it's frustrating, man, but you ran a hell of a race. 439 00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:36,946 I mean, think about it. 440 00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:38,110 When you first started, 441 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,188 everybody said you didn't have a chance. 442 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,336 Who said that? 443 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:45,906 Well, first it was me, but, uh... 444 00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:49,297 I didn't think it was gonna catch on. 445 00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:54,422 I just really wanted to make a difference, Calvin. 446 00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:57,313 But instead, I feel like I wasted everyone's time. 447 00:19:57,441 --> 00:19:59,875 What are you talking about? You did make a difference. 448 00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:01,558 No, I didn't. I lost. 449 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,617 Look, no, what you did was put Isaiah on notice. 450 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,985 I mean, a lot of people around here finally realized 451 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,938 that he hasn't done anything for them in a long time, 452 00:20:11,971 --> 00:20:13,946 and that they should expect more from him. 453 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,946 So if he plans on keeping his job, 454 00:20:16,971 --> 00:20:19,526 he's gonna have to follow through on all those great ideas 455 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,281 he stole from you. 456 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:23,351 You think so? 457 00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:24,727 Hell yeah, I do. 458 00:20:24,971 --> 00:20:26,860 Look, Dave, 459 00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,027 you may not have won tonight, 460 00:20:29,235 --> 00:20:30,969 but the community did. 461 00:20:31,181 --> 00:20:33,096 And that's what you set out to do. 462 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,058 You're a good friend, Calvin. 463 00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:39,617 You're right. I am. 464 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,516 Come on, man. Everybody?s inside waiting on you. 465 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:46,844 Nah, you go in. 466 00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,436 I'm gonna hang out here for a minute. 467 00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,305 - You sure? - Yeah. 468 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,703 Hey, Dave. 469 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,180 I heard someone needs some cheering up. 470 00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:57,297 Oh, no, no. 471 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,266 You better get inside. Go, go, go, go. 472 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,467 You stay there, Ms. Kim. No, no. You didn't get Marty 473 00:21:01,492 --> 00:21:03,289 and you're not gonna get Dave. 474 00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:08,445 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 34099