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[NO SOUND]

[HEAVY RHYTHMIC THUDDING...,

HEAVY BREATHING...]

Man: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

Woman: HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.

[THUDDING CONTINUES...]

Woman, shivering: O.K....

OH!

[WATER SPLATTERING...]

[GASPING, SHIVERING]

[CHUCKLES]

[WATER SPLATTERING...]

[MAN REFILLS PITCHER]

AH!

[WATER SPLATTERING...]

[SWING SQUEAKING, AX THUDDING]

[CHILD COUGHS]

[CHILDREN SHOUT, LAUGH...]

Woman: [SPEAKS FOREIGN

LANGUAGE...]

[VOCALIZES]

AH, O.K.

O.K.

COWBOY.

[TRIES TO WHISTLE]

[LAUGHS AT HIMSELF]

[TRIES WHISTLING AGAIN]

[CHILDREN WHISTLE TOO]

...AH-NUM-NUM-NUM!

A NUM-NUM-NUM!

HELLO.... HELLO...

GOOD MORNING.

I HAVE TO PAY MY TAXES.

Woman: [SPEAKING

FOREIGN LANGUAGE...]

MADLOBA.

Woman: [SPEAKING

FOREIGN LANGUAGE...]

MADLOBA, MADLOBA.

MADLOBA. >> DIDI MADLOBA.

AND, UH... [OINKS LIKE PIG]

[IMITATES CHICKEN]

[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

DIDI MADLOBA.

MADLOBA.

[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]

DID YOU SHIT?

LITTLE GATITO SHITS.

[DONKEYS BRAY]

[CLAPPING]

[SNAPPING FINGERS]

[PIG URINATES]

[LAUGHS] TAKE A PICTURE!

TAKE A PICTURE!

[THUMPS]

CAN YOU, CAN YOU REACH...

CAN YOU REACH HERE?

[MUMBLES]

BUT CAN YOU DO IT

LIKE THAT-- YEAH.

YEAH.

[CHUCKLES]

[WOMAN SHRIEKS PLAYFULLY, THUMP]

[CHILDREN SHOUT AND WHISTLE]

Man, drunkenly: NUMBER ONE!

MY FRIEND!

Man: [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN

LANGUAGE]

...AND YOUR WIFE?

FIANCEE.

WILL BE WIFE.

SHE CAN CARRY?

SHE CAN CARRY, YES.

YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

NO, I'M STRONG.

Drunk: NUMBER ONE, MY FRIEND!

MY FRIEND... [LAUGHS]

NUMBER ONE.

YEAH.

WITHOUT HORSE,

WITHOUT DONKEY, 100 LARI A DAY.

IN SVANETI, IT WAS 60 A DAY.

IN SVANETI, YEAH,

BUT HERE'S KHEVI.

YEAH, I KNOW.

LOCAL PRICE.

Drunk: MY FRIEND, NUMBER ONE!

[CHATTER IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

WHY DON'T WE...?

CAN WE MAKE IT A

LITTLE BIT CHEAPER?

[CAR PASSES]

[METALLIC BANG]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[SOFT THUD]

[DOG HOWLS]

Nica: DO YOU WANT THIS?

Alex: YEP.

Nica: [LAUGHS]

SHH.

[GIGGLING, HEAVY BREATHING]

[*..., WOMAN SINGING

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE...]

MADLOBA! >> MADLOBA.

Man: DENVER NUGGETS!

[*...]

Man: [SPEAKS FOREIGN

LANGUAGE]

[*...]

[MUSIC CHANGES, MAN SINGING

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE...]

[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY]

[MATTRESS SPRINGS SQUEAK SOFTLY]

[BREATHING MORE HEAVILY...]

[WIND BLOWING, ENGINE HUMMING]

Nica: DIDI MADLOBA!

Alex: YOU SAID "THANK YOU"

TO HIM.

Guide: MADLOVA, THIS MEANS--

THAT'S "THANK YOU".

Nica: [LAUGHS, REPEATS

DIFFERENT FOREIGN PHRASE]

[DOG PANTING...]

Guide: BE CAREFUL.

THIS IS NOT PET DOG.

HE CAN BITE.

Alex: YEAH?

Guide: YEAH, YEAH, REALLY.

AND HE HAS... FLEAS.

DIRTY DOG.

Nica: LOOK AT THAT GOAT.

IT HAS THREE HORNS.

THE KING SHEEP.

Guide: MUTANT.

Nica, laughs: MUTANT.

Guide: YOU ALWAYS HAVE

A GOAT WITH SHEEP.

GOAT IS VERY SMART AND SHEEP

IS STUPID.

AND SHEEP FOLLOW GOAT.

IF GOAT FALL OFF ROCK,

SHEEP FALL TOO.

Nica: SO WE ARE SHEEP?

STAMPEDE!

Alex: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

[WATER RUSHING]

Guide: HEY, HEY!

WAIT ME! HO!

Nica: WHAT?

WAIT ME.

GIVE ME RUCKSACK.

NO, NO, NO, IT'S O.K.

IT'S O.K., DATO.

IT'S O.K.

I'M FINE.

[SHOUTS] OH!

[LAUGHS]

Dato: BE CAREFUL!

[LAUGHS]

NO, NO, I'M FINE.

I DON'T NEED HELP, IT'S O.K.

I'M FINE.

THANK YOU.

[LOOSE ROCKS CRUNCH UNDERFOOT]

OOPS!

YOU O.K.?

YEAH, I'M FINE... FINE.

[*...]

[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY]

WHAT IS IT?

VERY NICE STONE.

I DON'T KNOW ENGLISH NAME.

GEORGIAN NAME IS SLALIKVA.

SLALIKVA?

SLALIKVA.

AND IT HELP MANY PROBLEMS.

LIVER PROBLEMS,

STOMACH PROBLEMS...

KIDNEYS PROBLEMS.

AND IN ASIAN COUNTRY,

THIS IS VERY EXPENSIVE.

$800.

WOW.

AND IT MAKE YOUR SKIN...

VERY GOOD, VERY BEAUTIFUL.

LIKE BABY'S ASS.

YOU CAN TAKE.

THANK YOU.

I JUST HAVE TO RUB IT ALL OVER

MY BODY EVERY DAY AND I'LL BE

PERFECTLY HEALTHY.

AND BEAUTIFUL.

AFTER SHOWER.

HEY, YOU THINK HE JUST

MADE THAT UP?

LET'S SEE.

[LAUGHS]

LICK IT.

LET'S SEE IT.

HOLD IT FOR A SECOND?

COME BACK WITH MY ROCK.

GIVE ME THE ROCK.

[DISTANT THUNDER RUMBLES]

[*...]

[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY]

IT'S AMAZING.

HEY, COME.

ALEX...

THREE WEEKS AND YOU'LL

BECOME A BEAR.

I KNOW, I'M GONNA SHAVE IT

WHEN WE GET BACK.

HEY, GUYS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT IS IT?

YOU CAN EAT.

EAT, EAT.

GOOD?

VERY STRONG.

MM, IT'S--

NOW WE ARE WAITING TWO

HOURS... AND AFTER, YOU DIET.

DIE.

SORRY.

WE WHAT?

WE DIE?

SORRY.

THIS IS JOKE.

THIS IS KHULIAVI FORKHINKALI.

IT'S CUMIN.

[BOTH MUMBLE]

[BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY...]

[INDISTINCT MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING STOPS]

WHAT IS THAT?

[TUMBLING ALL THE WAY DOWN]

YOU KNOW, CHINESE GOVERNMENT

SAY... WE ARE TOO MUCH PEOPLE

AND... WE MUST SOME

PEOPLE CASTRATION.

BUT... CHINESE DOCTORS

IS NOT ENOUGH.

AND COME--

Nica: [GASPS]

Dato: WHAT HAPPENED?

O.K. [BLOWS]

READY?

THERE, NO, A BIT MORE,

YEAH, YEAH.

[IN RELIEF] AH.

DIDI MADLOBA.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

YEAH?

YEAH.

O.K.

SO...

SO! [ALL LAUGH]

CASTRATION!

CHINESE CASTRATION!

AND COME GEORGIAN DOCTOR

AND HE MAKE...

THOUSAND OPERATION FOR ONE DAY.

CHINESE DOCTOR ASK,

"WHAT HAPPENED?"

AND COME LOOK WHAT IS...

AND GEORGIAN DOCTOR TAKE

TWO ROCKS AND... ON THE BALLS,

PUSH, BAH!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

AND SO, THOUSAND.

Alex: A DAY?

YEAH, A DAY.

BUT THEY ASK, "MAYBE THIS MAKE

BIG PAIN?"

YEAH, YEAH, BIG PAIN.

WHEN YOUR FINGER...

IF YOUR FINGER COME IN

BETWEEN... THIS MAKE BIG PAIN.

BUT THOUSAND OPERATION FOR

CHINESE PEOPLE, NOTHING.

THIS WAS NOT ENOUGH.

AND COME GURIAN PERSON,

GURIAN DOCTOR.

YOU KNOW GURIA?

THIS IS WEST PARTY OF GEORGIA.

VERY FUNNY PEOPLE, VERY SMART.

AND HE MAKE TEN THOUSAND

OPERATION EVERY DAY.

AND SO YOU MAKE BIG PEOPLE LINE.

BEND OVER.

AND PUT BALLS IN... MOUTH.

AND AFTER... ONE PUSH!

OW!

OW, OW, OW AND [VOCALIZES].

VERY CHEAP AND VERY FAST.

BUT THIS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR

CHINESE PEOPLE.

THEY ARE TOO MUCH.

Alex and Nica: NINE

CHIMPANZEES, 10 CHIMPANZEES,

11 CHIMPANZEES, 12 CHIMPANZEES,

13 CHIMPANZEES, 14 CHIMPANZEES,

15 CHIMPANZEES, 16 CHIMPANZEES,

17 CHIMPANZEES, 18 CHIMPANZEES,

19 CHIMPANZEES, 20 CHIMPANZEES,

21 CHIMPANZEES, 22 CHIMPANZEES,

23 CHIMPANZEES, 24 CHIMPANZEES,

25 CHIMPANZEES, 26 CHIMPANZEES,

27 CHIMPANZEES, 28 CHIMPANZEES,

29 CHIMPANZEES, 30 CHIMPANZEES,

31 CHIMPANZEES, 32 CHIMPANZEES,

33 CHIMPANZEES, 34 CHIMPANZEES,

35 CHIMPANZEES, 36 CHIMPANZEES,

37 CHIMPANZEES, 38 CHIMPANZEES,

39 CHIMPANZEES, 40 CHIMPANZEES,

41 CHIMPANZEES, 42 CHIMPAN--

ALEX, WHICH CAR DO YOU HAVE?

BICYCLE.

ONLY BICYCLE?

NEXT YEAR I WANT BUY

FOUR WHEEL CAR.

TOYOTA LAND CRUISER.

OLD SQUARE, YOU KNOW?

AH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

MY NEIGHBOR BUY FROM AMERICA

BY INTERNET, BUT YOU MUST

BE CAREFUL.

BECAUSE SOMETIMES THEY SAY CAR

IS O.K.

YOU PAY MONEY.

AND AFTER, COME CAR WITH

MANY PROBLEMS.

WITH ENGINE PROBLEMS OR

SOMETHING.

I THINK SOME BLACK PEOPLE...

MAKE THIS SPECIAL.

DATO, YOU DON'T SAY

LIKE THAT.

I WANT BUY FROM JAPANESE.

JAPANESE PEOPLE,

THEY ARE CORRECT.

IF THEY SAY CAR IS O.K.,

CAR IS O.K.

WHAT ARE YOU...

[BIRD SQUAWKING]

Nica: [IMITATES BIRD]

Alex: [ATTEMPTS IMITATION]

NO-- [CLEARS THROAT]

[IMITATES BIRD]

[*...]

Nica: [BREATHING HEAVILY...]

[DISTANT THUNDER RUMBLES]

CUT IT?

CUT.

BE CAREFUL.

PLEASE MAKE KNOT.

LIKE THAT?

MM-HMM.

THERE?

MM-HMM, ONE MORE.

O.K., YEAH?

[BLOWS]

NICE!

OP, OP, OP, OP, OP, OP.

WOW. [CHUCKLES]

TAKE FOOT... YOUR HAND.

MY FOOT?

HAND.

OTHER HAND?

YEAH.

O.K. >> OW.

NOW YOUR KHATCHAPURI IS MINE.

NO, I EAT LIKE THIS.

[GIGGLES]

O.K., OPEN.

OPEN! [GIGGLES]

WAIT, WAIT!

THIS IS NOT EASY.

WITH THE KNIFE.

O.K.

BE CAREFUL.

CAREFUL.

NOW PUT...

GOOD, GOOD TRICK, NOW PUT IT

BACK TOGETHER.

SALVADOR?

YES.

ARMENIA?

YES.

BHUTAN?

NO.

CUBA?

YES.

KYRGYZSTAN?

YES.

SIERRA LEONE?

NO.

TURKMENISTAN?

NO.

ALBANIA?

...COMI.

COMISTE.

COMIO.

COMIMOS.

COMIMOS...

COM-IERON.

CO-MIERON.

COMIERON.

MMM... QUERER.

QUERI.

[CHUCKLES]

QUE--

IT'S IRREGULAR.

AH, SI.

QUISE.

QUISISTE.

QUISO.

QUISIMOS.

QUISIERON.

YEAH.

PODER.

PODE? PUDE?

UH-HUH.

PUDISTE.

PUDO.

PUDIMOS.

PUDIERON.

COJEAR.

COJE.

COJISTE.

COJEO. >> MMM.

COJEMOS. >> SI.

COJEIRON.

BIEN.

EH...

REMEMBER TENER?

TENE.

TENI?

IT'S IRREGULAR AS WELL.

AI!

TUVE.

TUVISTE.

TU... TUVIO?

TUVO.

TUVIMOS.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[WHISPERS] HEY.

NO.

NICA, NO, HE'S RIGHT THERE.

HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.

C'MON.

NO.

HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.

YOU LIKE IT.

OF COURSE I LIKE IT.

I DON'T LIKE IT THAT HE'S--

SHH, SHH.

SHH, DON'T, YOU'RE MAKING ME...

[CLEARS THROAT]

[LAUGHS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

"THE MOUNTAINS CLOSE IN MORE

AND MORE TIGHTLY AND IT SEEMS AS

THOUGH THERE'S NO LONGER

ANY HOPE.

ONLY A BIT OF SKY IS VISIBLE

DIRECTLY ABOVE OUR HEADS.

IT HAS A DISHEARTENING EFFECT

ON US.

WE ARE OVERWHELMED AND

KEEP SILENT.

SUDDENLY A SHARP TURN ON

THE ROAD.

A HUGE CHASM OPENS UP ON OUR

RIGHT AND QUITE CLOSE TO US,

WE SEE THE ICE-COVERED PEAK OF

MOUNT KAZBEK WITH ITS GLACIERS

SPARKLING WHITE IN THE SUN.

IT IS CHEEK BY JOWL WITH US.

PLACID AND TALL, MUTE.

A MYSTERIOUS FEELING COURSES

THROUGH US.

THE CLIFF STANDS THERE AS IF

CONJURED UP BY THE OTHER CLIFFS.

WE FEEL AS THOUGH A BEING FROM

ANOTHER WORLD IS LOOKING AT US.

I SCRAMBLE OUT OF THE CARRIAGE.

GET BEHIND THE FOLDING TOP

AND--"

Dato: TSAGLISHVILO!

[ALEX REPEATS]

[NICA REPEATS]

Dato: TSAGLISHVILO!

[ALEX AND NICA REPEAT]

Dato: TSAGLISHVILO!

[NICA REPEATS]

[ALEX REPEATS]

TSAGLISHVILO!

[ALEX AND NICA REPEAT]

TSAGLISHVILO!

[NICA REPEATS]

[ALEX REPEATS]

[NICA REPEATS]

TSAGLISHVILO!

[NICA REPEATS]

[ALEX REPEATS]

[NICA REPEATS]

TSAGLISHVILO.

[NICA LAUGHS]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

TSAGLISHVILO THIS MEANS

SON OF BEACH.

[ALEX AND NICA LAUGH]

Nica: BITCH!

BEACH IS....

BEACH.

BEACH!

YEAH, YEAH.

I TAKE MY BITCH TO THE BEACH.

Dato: I TAKE MY BEACH

TO THE BEACH.

I TAKE MY BITCH TO THEBEACH.

Dato: I TAKE MY BITCH

TO THE BITCH.

I TAKE MY BITCH TO THEBEACH.

All: I TAKE MY BITCH

TO THE BEACH.

I TAKE MY BITCH TO THEBEACH.

I TAKE MY BITCH TO THEBEACH!

Nica: I TAKE MY BITCH

TO THE BEACH!

Dato: O.K., O.K...

NOW WE MUST DRINK.

[NICA LAUGHS]

Alex: THANK YOU.

Nica: AH!

[DATO MUMBLES]

Nica: MMM.

Dato: NOW WE DRINK...

WE DRINK TO WOMAN.

O.K.?

WE MUST STAND UP.

Alex: O.K.

ON THE... NOT... NOT...

SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

ON THE KNEE.

Alex: AH, ON THE KNEES.

Dato: FOR...

TO WOMAN!

Alex: TO WOMAN!

YES.

WITHOUT WOMAN, LIFE IS NOTHING.

I CANNOT.

[SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

[ALEX AND NICA REPEAT]

[DATO REPEATS]

Nica: OH-HO-HO-HO-HO.

NEXT LESSON.

I... I TAKE A SHIT ON THE SHEET.

I TAKE SHEET ON THE SHEET.

[CHUCKLES] O.K.

I TAKE SHIT.

Nica: A SHIT. >> SHIT.

SHIT. >> SHIIIT...

Nica, quietly: ALEX.

I HAVE TO PEE.

O.K.

[BEDCLOTHES RUSTLING]

[UNZIPPING TENT FLAPS...]

[URINATING...]

WHOO! AHHH...

WHOO.

ONE, TWO... GOOD.

ALMOST, ALMOST.

PERFECT THROW.

ONE, TWO...

[ALEX AND NICA SPEAK GEORGIAN]

[MEN SPEAK GEORGIAN...]

[ALL SPEAK GEORGIAN]

Alex: DATO?

[ANIMATED CONVERSATION

IN GEORGIAN CONTINUES...]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

[BREATHING HEAVILY...]

[DATO SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

[ALL SPEAK GEORGIAN...]

Alex: NICA?

[BIRD CHIRPS]

[BRANCH SNAPS]

[*...]

[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY]

[MUD SQUISHING...]

I HAVE A ROCK IN MY BOOT.

[PEBBLE CLATTERS ONTO GROUND]

[SNIFFLES]

[ROCKS RATTLE]

AH!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH.

YOU SURE?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

NO, THANK YOU.

[WATER RUSHING LOUDLY]

[WATER FALLING, SPLASHING...]

[DATO SLURPS AND GASPS...]

Dato: HEY! GUYS!

DO YOU WANT TAKE PHOTO?

GOOD PLACE.

Alex: NO, THANK YOU.

[BEDSPRINGS RATTLE]

[METAL CLINKS]

[DRAWER SLIDES OPEN]

[BLOWS INTO IT]

[BLOWS]

[PAPER RUSTLING, CRACKLING]

[BLOWS]

Dato: HEY!

[SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

[MUFFLED CONVERSATION...]

[RAIN PATTERING...]

[COUGHS]

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO TAKE A PISS.

TAKE THE PONCHO!

WHAT DID THEY WANT?

GIVE ME A VERB.

C'MON, GIVE ME A VERB.

ESCUCHAR.

WHAT?

ESCUCHAR.

ESCUCHE.

ESCUCHE?

SI.

ESCUCHASTE.

ESCUCHO.

ESCUCHAMOS.

ESCUCHARON.

YEAH.

GOOD.

HMM.

OIR.

IS IT SMELL?

NO, THAT'S OLER.

OIR IS TO, TO HEAR.

OH, YEAH.

OYE.

NO, THAT'S...

OYE IS LIKE "HEY!"

LIKE, HEY, HEY, LISTEN, HEY.

LIKE, OYE, OYE!

* OYE COMO VA *

YEAH, YEAH.

* OYE COMO VA *

OYE, OYE, OYE.

SO...

OI.

MM-HMM.

OISTE.

O... OYO?

OYO.

OYAMOS?

OIMOS.

OY... OYERON.

YEAH.

YEAH?

YEAH, YEAH.

EH...

YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?

YES.

HMM.

HACER.

HACER?

UH-HUH.

HICE.

UH-HUH.

HACISTE.

HICISTE.

UH-HUH.

HICIO?

HIZO.

[*...]

[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY]

[STREAM RUSHING...]

WHAT ABOUT HERE?

NO, HE'S GONNA LOOK FOR THE

WIDEST PART BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE

THE CURRENT IS A BIT SLOWER.

WAIT ME, I GO LOOK.

...KEEP YOUR RUCKSACK LOOSE.

NO BELT.

O.K., TSAVEDIT.

GO AHEAD.

NO, YOU CAN GO.

YOU SURE?

O.K. >> PLEASE.

Nica: OH! [SPLASH]

Dato: RUCKSACK, RUCKSACK!

RUCKSACK, GET!

Nica: GET THE BACKPACK!

[WHIMPERING, SHIVERING...]

[WHIMPERING CONTINUES...]

[FIRE CRACKLING...]

[SPACE BLANKET RUSTLES]

[NICA LAUGHS]

[DATO CHUCKLES]

[DATO AND NICA SING IN GEORGIAN]

Dato: BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

[LAUGHS] NO...

ALEX IS THE SINGER.

Dato: AND BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

[COYLY] OH.

NO, HE'S AMAZING.

HE PLAYS THE GUITAR.

HE KNOWS, LIKE, HE HEARS A SONG

ONCE AND HE CAN PLAY IT

RIGHT AWAY.

YEAH.

Dato: VERY NICE.

NOW WE TEACH YOU A SONG?

OUR TURN?

AH, THIS IS...

THIS IS GOOD.

...DIFFICULT, VERY DIFFICULT.

SENOR DON GATO. [CHUCKLES]

I GO LIKE THIS TO YOU AND

YOU SAY, YOU SAY,

"MEOW, MEOW, MEOW."

LIKE A CAT.

MEOW, MEOW?

MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

YES, O.K.

O.K.

I AM READY.

* OH, SENOR DON GATO

WAS A CAT ♪

♪ ON A HIGH RED ROOF

DON GATO SAT ♪

♪ HE WENT THERE

TO READ A LETTER ♪

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

HA HA, GOOD!

♪ WHERE THE READING LIGHT

WAS BETTER ♪

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

[LAUGHS]

♪ 'TWAS A LOVE NOTE

FOR DON GATO *

♪ "I ADORE YOU,"

SAID THE LADY CAT ♪

♪ WHO WAS FLUFFY, ORANGE,

NICE AND FAT ♪

♪ THERE WAS NOT

A SWEETER KITTY ♪

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* IN THE COUNTRY

OR THE CITY ♪

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* AND SHE SW-- SHE SAID

SHE'D WED DON GATO *

[SUDDENLY AN OCTAVE HIGHER]

♪ OH, DON GATO-- [LAUGHS]

Dato: [LAUGHS]

--CRIED SO HAPPILY ♪

♪ HE FELL OFF THE ROOF

AND BROKE HIS KNEE ♪

♪ BROKE HIS RIBS

AND ALL HIS WHISKERS ♪

* HEY, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

[LAUGHS]

Nica: * MEOW, MEOW, MEOW

Dato: * MEOW, MEOW--

Nica: * AND HIS LITTLE

SOLAR PLEXUS ♪

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

[LAUGHS]

♪ "AI CARAMBA!"

CRIED DON GATO. *

Alex: I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP.

O.K.?

GOOD NIGHT.

[SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

O.K.

♪ AND SO ALL THE DOCTORS

CAME ON THE RUN ♪

♪ JUST TO SEE IF SOMETHING

COULD BE DONE ♪

♪ THEY BEGAN A CONSULTATION

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* ABOUT HOW TO SAVE

THEIR PATIENT ♪

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* HOW TO SAVE

SENOR DON GATO *

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* BUT IN SPITE

OF EVERYTHING THEY TRIED *--

IT GOES ON AND ON--

♪ POOR SENOR DON GATO

UP AND DIED ♪

♪ NO, IT WASN'T VERY MERRY

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* GOING TO THE CEMETERY

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* FOR THE ENDING OF

DON GATO *

♪ WHEN THE FUNERAL PASSED

THE MARKET SQUARE ♪

♪ SUCH A SMELL OF FISH

WAS IN THE AIR ♪

UM... HOW DOES IT GO?

♪ SUCH A SMELL OF FISH

WAS IN THE AIR ♪

UH...

♪ THOUGH HIS BURIAL WAS SLATED

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* HE BECAME REANIMATED

* MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

* HE CAME BACK TO LIFE,

DON GATO *

♪ FOR HE HAD NINE LIVES,

DON GATO! *

[LAUGHS]

VERY LONG AND VERY NICE.

I AM SINGING ONLY IN MOUNTAINS.

WHEN I AM ALONE AND NOBODY...

YOU SING GOOD, DATO.

MORE CHACHA!

MORE CHACHA.

CHA CHA CHA.

[CHUCKLES]

AH.

SO I SAY TOAST?

TOAST, YEAH, WITHOUT TOAST,

IT'S... >> O.K.

NOT POSSIBLE.

SO I SAY TOAST TO... YOU...

AND FOR EVERYTHING YOU TEACH

US... AND FOR...

FOR LIFE!

LIFE!

LIFE IS GOOD.

YES.

BUT GOOD LIFE IS BETTER.

YEAH. [LAUGHS]

[SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

[MUFFLED CONVERSATION, LAUGHTER]

[SUNGLASSES RATTLE]

[FIRE CRACKLES...]

Nica: [BLOWING...]

WHEN YOU MAKE MARRIAGE?

NOVEMBER.

OH, GOOD TIME.

WHAT THIS MEANS?

WHAT?

WHAT'S THIS?

TATTOO.

OH, SOMETHING STUPID I DREW

WHEN I WAS 18.

AND THIS IS MUSHROOM?

AND WHY MUSHROOM?

MANY OF MY FRIENDS MADE TATTOO

WITH BLOOD TYPE, YOU KNOW,

IN WEST GEORGIA,

IN ABKHAZIA WAR.

MMM.

WERE YOU IN THE WAR?

NOT THE LAST WAR.

BUT I WAS IN '90, '92.

I WANT... DRINK TOAST TO THOSE

PEOPLE WHO DIED YOUNG IN WARS.

YOU KNOW, WAR HELP TO DIE YOUNG.

[SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

[SPILLS REMAINING LIQUOR,

IT HISSES ON THE COALS]

YOU CAN?

[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFS]

MANY...

MANY, MANY OF MY FRIENDS DIED.

AND I START TOO MUCH DRINK.

TOO MUCH, EVERY DAY.

AND THIS WAS BIG PROBLEM

FOR MY WIFE.

YOU'RE MARRIED?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU

HAD A WIFE, DATO.

I WAS, I WAS MARRIED.

LIKE YOU, VERY YOUNG.

HOW OLD DO YOU THINK

I AM, DATO?

I THINK 21... 22.

[LAUGHS] THANK YOU, I'M--

NO, 23 AND O.K.

I'M 30, DATO.

BUT THANK YOU. >> NO, NO.

MAYBE YOU USE GOOD SKIN CREAM.

I KNOW SKIN CREAMS BECAUSE

I SOLD BEFORE.

YOU SOLD SKIN CREAM?

AND NOT ONLY SKIN CREAM.

MANY, MANY DIFFERENT THINGS.

FOR EXAMPLE, SOCKS, SOAPS,

UNDERWEAR, BRA AND UH...

WOMAN'S NYLONS.

CAR TOO.

YEAH.

IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TIME...

FOR LIFE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WIFE?

I DRINK, DRINK TOO MUCH

AND MY WIFE LEAVE ME.

AND SHE'S GOING IN HOLLAND.

AND MARRY.

AND SHE FIND TURKISH MAN.

NOT EUROPEAN, TURKISH,

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

AND, UH, THIS IS NOTHING,

BUT SHE TAKE MY SON.

YOU HAVE A SON?

HOW OLD IS HE?

MY SON... [CLEARS THROAT]

ONE TIME SHE CALL ME.

AND SHE HAD PROBLEM WITH

THIS TURKISH... GUY.

AND SHE CALL ME, "DATO, O.K.,

COME, COME AND WE CAN

BEGIN EVERYTHING...

NOW."

AND I COME, I COLLECT MONEY,

I BORROW MONEY, I TOOK CREDIT.

AND I GO.

I LOVE... I LOVE MY WIFE.

AND YOU KNOW, WHEN I COME,

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS WOMAN.

SHE WAS-- CORRECT-- DIFFERENT

AND SHE TALK DIFFERENT LANGUAGE

AND... SHE HAS...

DIFFERENT MENTALITET.

MY SON CANNOT SPEAK GEORGIAN

AND DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.

AND HE, MY SON,

HE WAS AFRAID OF ME.

AND I WAS TWO MONTHS IN HOLLAND.

I FIND SOME JOB AND I WORK

16 HOUR EVERY DAY.

BUT WHEN I COME HOME,

I WAS ALONE.

NOBODY TALK WITH ME, NOT WIFE,

NOT MY SON.

AND I COME BACK TO GEORGIA.

TWO MONTHS.

HMM.

[SIGHS]

DRINK TO CHILDREN. [CHUCKLES]

FOR YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN.

AH.

[SPEAKS GEORGIAN]

[REPEATS]

[LIQUOR HISSES ON COALS]

[BLOWS]

Nica: PROMISE?

[GROANS]

[CHUCKLES]

PROMISE?

CLOSED.

[NICA URINATES]

KEEP THEM CLOSED!

[CHUCKLES] YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

CLOSED.

O.K.

YOU CAN OPEN.

O.K.

ARE YOU O.K.?

I'M O.K.-- OOH!

SO YOUR WIFE, SHE WENT BACK

TO THE TURKISH GUY?

YEAH.

SHE WAS GOING TO TURKISH GUY

AND, UH, AFTER ONE MONTH, WHEN I

LEAVE, THEY DIE.

AUTO CRASH, IN AUTO CRASH.

WITH MY SON.

[CLEARS HIS THROAT]

AND...

AFTER MY WIFE, I DON'T TOUCH

WOMAN FOR FIVE YEAR.

AND I COME HERE AND I LIVE

HERE IN MOUNTAIN.

I LIKE, THIS HERE IS REAL LIFE.

REAL PEOPLE.

AND YOU CAN UNDERSTAND

EVERYTHING, WHAT MEANS.

FOR EXAMPLE, FOODS, WATER

AND WARM FIRE.

EVERYTHING.

MAYBE I...

I STAY HERE UNTIL MY FINISH.

[CHUCKLES]

MAY I... KISS YOU?

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] WHAT?

WHAT?

DATO! [LAUGHS AGAIN]

"MAY I KISS YOU?"

WHY NOT?

"WHY NOT?"

YOU CAN KISS MY CHEEK.

OR MY HAND, YOU CAN KISS

MY HAND.

ONLY HAND?

UH, CHEEK. >> O.K.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[SIGHS]

[UNZIPPING TENT FLAP...]

[UNZIPPING INNER FLAP...]

[ZIPPING THEM CLOSED]

[NICA BREATHES HEAVILY]

[BOTH MOAN...]

[BOTH GRUNTING, PANTING...]

Nica: WAIT... WAIT... WAIT...

WAIT, WAIT.

I FEEL PUKEY-- WAIT.

WHAT?

SORRY... [GASPING]

I FEEL PUKEY.

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[UNZIPPING...]

[NICA COUGHS, RETCHES]

[COUGHS]

Alex: NOTHING?

[NICA COUGHS]

[RETCHES, GAGS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Alex: YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN?

Nica: [BREATHES HEAVILY]

[GAGS, COUGHS]

[METAL STAKES CLATTERING]

[RIVER RUSHING IN DISTANCE,

BIRDS CHIRPING]

[TENT FLAPS UNZIPPING...]

[PACKING BELONGINGS...]

[TENT STAKES CLATTERING]

[ZIPPING...]

[TENT STAKES CLATTERING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[SOUNDS OF BREAKING CAMP

CONTINUE...]

[ZIPPING]

[BOOTS LIGHTLY STOMPING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[ZIPPING, BAGS RUSTLING]

[BIRD CHIRPS]

[FOOTSTEPS...]