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Wow.
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The pandemic, the presidential election,
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and Halloween all happening at once.
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Throw in five dumb teenagers in a cabin
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and you got yourself a horror movie.
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"The voting booth isn't working.
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I'll just go outside alone
in the dark to fix it.
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Aaaaah!"
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Mesdames et monsieur,
your attention, please.
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It's 2020, so get ready
to trick-or-treat in style.
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COVID style.
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Ohh!
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Wow. "Cursed nurse."
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Is that because you're underpaid
and stuck in a box?
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No. She's a cursed nurse
because her mother told her
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she could never be a doctor,
so she became a nurse.
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And then she killed her mother.
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And now she wanders the Earth
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punishing mothers who never thought
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their daughters could
successfully run a restaurant.
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- Mm!
- Ohhh!
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Mark's a gumball machine.
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I didn't know how to make that
about my mom.
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Well, but it does promote gum.
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That's perfect for all those kids
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with questionable diets
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that just need that little push
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to get across the diabetic finish line.
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Well, I love the costumes.
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Unfortunately, the mayor just canceled
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trick-or-treating in Lanford this year.
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- Aw!
- Oh, no!
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Yeah, it's the same clown
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that banned drinking in the park.
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Why else would you go to a park?
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I'm sorry.
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We'll double up on
trick-or-treating next year.
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It's fine by me.
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I know this costume protects me
from COVID,
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but seriously, this thing
has no air holes.
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I don't care about COVID.
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I really wanted to do Halloween.
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Now I don't have anything else
to look forward to!
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What happened there?
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The mayor canceled Halloween.
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Oh, that sucks.
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You think Mary's okay?
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Hard to tell.
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I'm used to my kids being upset
and disappointed,
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but it's rough when you see it
in a well-adjusted kid.
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Hey, I can't blame her.
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When you're a kid, trick-or-treating's
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the best day of the year.
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We used to have so much fun
looking all raggedy,
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going to the rich kids'
neighborhood for pity candy.
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Remember that stuck-up family
that put out that bowl
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that said, "Only one candy
per person, please"?
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Oh, yeah.
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I-I think I still have that bowl.
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You know what? We have
a few minutes before work.
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I'm gonna go check in on Mary.
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Hey, gumball!
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I forgot to ask you...
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how's it feel to be back in school?
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Um, it's only a couple days a week,
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but it still sucks.
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At soccer practice,
we take turns kicking a ball.
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One kid kicks it,
then they wipe it down,
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and then they give it to the next kid.
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How's everybody at school dealing with
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social distancing and the masks?
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Good. While we're in class.
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But the minute we're outside,
people get stupid.
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Yesterday, I was walking home
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and this kid I hang out with
sometimes, Colin,
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was with some other kids
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and he started hassling me.
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He told me to take off my mask.
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I said no, and he said,
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"What are you afraid of, Pelosi?"
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Smart kid. He knows about the Senate.
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She's the Speaker of the House,
but, yeah.
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Then Colin said his dad said
wearing a mask
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is just a way to scare people
into staying home,
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and that could cost him his job.
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What'd you say?
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Nothing.
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I just kept walking.
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Okay.
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Good for you.
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I guess.
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I mean, I-I wanted to say,
"I'm not afraid.
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I'm wearing the mask
to keep other people
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from getting sick, including you."
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But Mom said
that I should just ignore them.
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Okay, that's... one way to go,
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but you got a right to say
what you want, too.
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I mean, even if Colin doesn't get it,
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you may change somebody else's mind.
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Yeah. I felt really weird
not saying anything.
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I'm gonna do that.
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Did Mary come back through here?
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No, why?
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She's not upstairs. I couldn't find her.
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All right, all right. We'll spread out.
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She's got to be here somewhere.
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What, you can't find Mary?
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No.
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And D.J.'s gonna be mad if we lose her.
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When you've only got one kid,
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you get super attached to them.
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But you have three kids.
Weren't you attached to...
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We had one favorite and two backups.
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You kids figure it out.
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3x02
Halloween and The Election vs. The Pandemic
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Hey.
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How did you know where I was?
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Oh, I used to come up here
all the time when I was mad.
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What were you mad about?
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Living here.
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But you're still living here.
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Yep. Still mad.
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You're bummed about Halloween, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Your dad'll come up with
something fun for you to do.
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No, he won't.
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He works all the time.
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I'm alone a lot.
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A lot?
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I mean, I know he got promoted,
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but I didn't think
he was working that much.
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A lot of times,
he doesn't get home till 8:00.
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I've already made myself dinner by then.
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Oh, wow.
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So you're...
you're, like, alone all day?
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That's so hard.
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What do you do all day?
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Well, after online school,
I have my TV friends.
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Oh, yeah? Who's that?
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You know... "Friends."
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Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe,
Chandler, and the dumb guy.
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Oh, yeah. I never watched that show.
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The title turned me off.
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"Friends." That seemed like
a lot of pressure.
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I wish I was here more.
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There's always people around.
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But when I go back and forth,
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it's hard because
I always forget my stuff.
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Yeah, well, I know
this isn't easy for you,
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and I really think we should
talk more about this later.
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But right now,
I gotta get to work, okay?
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So come on back inside.
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Can you stay up here with me
for a few more minutes?
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Sure.
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Oh, man. Things never change.
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That right there is old lady Carlson
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hanging out her laundry.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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That's got to be her daughter.
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Hey, I look great compared
to her, right?
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Well, you don't have the hump.
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And I've got a personality
that lights up a room.
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We've only been working here
for four days.
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We're gonna get in trouble.
Put the phone down.
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No!
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D.J.'s gonna want to know
how upset Mary is.
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"Voicemail is full"?
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Who the hell wants to talk to D.J.?
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Oh, that's kind of fun.
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Unless something bad happened
in Cutting and Forming,
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in which case it's terrifying.
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Or there's an immediate opening
for one of us
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in Cutting and Forming.
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Pretty cheerful
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for a guy who just lost a hand.
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Oh, you know what?
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We definitely have to do
a Halloween thing for Mary.
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Yeah, that'll solve the problem now,
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but sounds like D.J. isn't around much.
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And we just can't leave her
hanging around her house alone.
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You know what?
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I only see one option.
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Until Geena gets back,
we gotta move her into the house.
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Wow.
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I don't know if I can make
that time commitment,
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with Beverly Rose and all.
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Well, I mean, if we're both
looking after her,
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I think it'll be okay.
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Okay, how about this?
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You be the hard-ass aunt,
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and I'll be the fun aunt who says,
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"Isn't the other aunt a killjoy?
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Let's hide a fish in her car."
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Sure. And since it's already an
overcrowded flophouse upstairs,
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she can live in the basement
with her fun aunt.
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You mean like a live-in babysitter?
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I mean, whatever you think
is best for Mary.
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Between Ben and Jackie and Dad,
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somebody'll be there during
the day until we get home.
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Yeah, if we bring some
of her stuff over from D.J.'s,
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I think she'll be happier.
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And we should leave a note.
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Um, "Hope your business trip
was successful.
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We're taking your only child
to live with us."
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Yeah. We'll deal with that
when we see him.
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I'm just trying to imagine
how I would feel
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if someone wanted to take one of my kids
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to live someplace else.
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Don't say a word.
I'm just trying to savor it.
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Oh, crap. It's Mark's school.
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He got into a fight
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and they're suspending him for two days.
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They sent him home.
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Oh, man. That's too bad.
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He was gonna be the good one, right?
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It's nice to know someone else
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is having a worse day than you are.
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Here you go.
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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Well, who beat you up?
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Why do you assume somebody beat me up?
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And for your information,
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Colin's the one who ran away crying.
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Uh, okay, great. You won.
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That doesn't make it any better.
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You're not supposed to be fighting.
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Sometimes you can't help it.
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Man, I remember my schoolfightin' days.
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Yeah, back then, you gals
used to carry razor blades
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in your beehives.
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Uh, I didn't need to carry razor blades,
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because I had truth and justice!
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Okay, so why were you fighting?
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Colin was being a jerk
about me wearing a mask,
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- and Grandpa Dan said that...
- Oh, I should've known.
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- Dad!
- No! No.
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Grandpa Dan said
that I should talk to him
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and explain my point of view.
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Okay. That's a surprise.
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Never mind!
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I was telling Colin
all about the science
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and he wouldn't listen,
and I called him an idiot.
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And he hit me, and I hit him back,
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and he was so surprised,
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I had another chance to hit him.
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I told you, do not waste your time
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talking to people like that.
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It only leads to violence.
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But Grandpa was right!
It felt good to talk back.
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Oh, man.
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You see, what Grandpa did
was he set you up
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for a really bad situation.
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I'm gonna deal with that later,
but put on your jacket.
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Why?
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I'm taking you out to dinner.
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Is that my punishment?
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Taking me out to a restaurant
during COVID?
261
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,137
No, we're trying
to make Mary feel better.
262
00:10:47,171 --> 00:10:50,107
Casita Bonita turned their
parking lot into outdoor dining,
263
00:10:50,141 --> 00:10:51,742
and they put this nice tarp up,
264
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,744
so you don't even notice
the possums staring at you
265
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,945
from the dumpsters.
266
00:10:58,249 --> 00:11:00,250
Who told you they were open?
267
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,752
Louise said they were doing dinner.
268
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,420
I guess she got the date wrong.
269
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,756
So why did we drive all the way
to Chicago?
270
00:11:05,823 --> 00:11:09,326
Because Chicago is known
for its great restaurants.
271
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,962
We got a Costco hot dog.
272
00:11:11,996 --> 00:11:15,232
And split a churro.
273
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,167
Let it go, Darlene.
274
00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:19,303
Let it go.
275
00:11:19,337 --> 00:11:21,271
Why are you wearing a costume?
276
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,440
And why are you dressed as Elsa
from "Frozen 1"
277
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,775
and not "Frozen 2"?
278
00:11:24,842 --> 00:11:27,344
Because I bought it
when "Frozen 1" came out
279
00:11:27,412 --> 00:11:30,681
and I was broke during "Frozen 2."
280
00:11:30,715 --> 00:11:35,711
And because we are going
trick-or-treating!
281
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,254
Really?! We are?!
282
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,181
We're gonna die.
283
00:11:39,223 --> 00:11:41,258
We're not gonna go outside.
We're gonna do it here.
284
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,093
And behind each door of the house
285
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,398
is either a trick or a treat.
286
00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:51,451
And you're going to have
to knock on all of them to see.
287
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,528
Thank you! This is so cool!
288
00:11:54,555 --> 00:11:55,822
Where do we go first?
289
00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:58,024
Why don't you start with the front door?
290
00:11:58,059 --> 00:12:00,527
Wait, but that door just leads outside.
291
00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:02,362
Don't do it, Mary. It's a trick.
292
00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:05,699
They just want us to pick up
the beer cans in the front yard.
293
00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:08,468
Try the front door!
294
00:12:19,013 --> 00:12:21,748
That was so great, babe.
295
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,518
Oh, yeah. Stick it.
296
00:12:24,552 --> 00:12:27,888
Oh, I hurt some stuff on the doorjamb.
297
00:12:34,529 --> 00:12:39,566
These are the doors three!
298
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:44,871
Is it a trick or treat
that ye shall see?
299
00:12:44,906 --> 00:12:46,406
Let's try the bathroom door.
300
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,141
Are you sure?
301
00:12:48,175 --> 00:12:50,710
Because once you open it...
302
00:12:50,745 --> 00:12:56,683
you can't undo what you've unleashed!
303
00:13:05,426 --> 00:13:07,661
Brownie good.
304
00:13:09,597 --> 00:13:12,432
Take more!
305
00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:14,568
No other kids coming.
306
00:13:16,304 --> 00:13:18,572
Eat slow.
307
00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:22,442
Frankenstein have to change
costume again.
308
00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:36,256
Oh, sorry, kids!
309
00:13:36,324 --> 00:13:37,591
I didn't know you were up here.
310
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:40,594
Uh, this is my new boyfriend, Jack...
311
00:13:40,628 --> 00:13:42,362
Jacked Up!
312
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,632
A pun can't change tenses, Harris.
313
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:46,900
It's Jack or it's Jacked.
314
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,969
That's not a legitimate play on words.
315
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,771
What do you say about that,
Jack or Jacked?
316
00:13:51,806 --> 00:13:53,373
Ohh!
317
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,109
Okay, that was cool.
318
00:13:56,143 --> 00:14:00,547
Oh, don't forget this door.
319
00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:07,120
It's a bathroom used by six people!
320
00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:13,126
I'm a towel that hasn't been
washed in years!
321
00:14:13,194 --> 00:14:15,161
Help me!
322
00:14:15,196 --> 00:14:19,099
And use bleeeeeach!
323
00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:25,305
One last door.
324
00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,607
You do it. I'm scared.
325
00:14:32,046 --> 00:14:34,080
Open your bags!
326
00:14:38,819 --> 00:14:39,986
Enjoy.
327
00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:42,989
We ruined the neighbor's
leaf blower for this.
328
00:14:43,057 --> 00:14:45,525
The whole wall looks like
it has ants all over it.
329
00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:47,093
Oh, my God, it does! Those are real!
330
00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:47,861
Oh!
331
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,195
Damn ants again?
332
00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:49,996
Yeah.
333
00:14:50,064 --> 00:14:51,998
They never give up.
334
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,199
I tell ya...
335
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:54,467
Aah! Aah!
336
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,536
Giant ant mandibles of death!
337
00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:58,705
Aah! Help me! Help me!
338
00:14:58,739 --> 00:15:01,174
Happy Halloween!
339
00:15:01,242 --> 00:15:02,876
And operating the giant ant mandibles
340
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,477
like she's been doing it her whole life,
341
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,646
my lovely assistant Harrisa.
342
00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:08,314
Whoo!
343
00:15:08,349 --> 00:15:10,984
I'm gonna go out back
and freak out the chickens now.
344
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:16,790
More Halloween!
345
00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:20,960
Daddy!
346
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:22,228
Hey, sweetheart.
347
00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:23,229
You're early.
348
00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:25,031
We've been trick-or-treating
in the house!
349
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:25,999
That sounds like fun.
350
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,367
Uh, why don't you guys head upstairs
351
00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:28,702
and count your candy?
352
00:15:28,736 --> 00:15:30,970
I'll be right up.
353
00:15:33,607 --> 00:15:36,342
Thanks for sending me something
like that in an e-mail.
354
00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:39,312
You moved my daughter out of the
house while I was out of town?
355
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,047
Are you freakin' kidding me?!
356
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,051
Oh, hey! Deej!
357
00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:46,720
Check it out, huh?
358
00:15:46,754 --> 00:15:48,755
I'm Wolfman Puck!
359
00:15:50,257 --> 00:15:51,591
Where's your costume?
360
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,327
I'm a father whose kid's
being taken from him.
361
00:15:55,796 --> 00:15:57,598
Seems a little dark,
but here's a bag for your candy.
362
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,392
Go get the stuff you took from my house.
363
00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:07,743
I'm taking Mary home.
364
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:10,013
Come on, D.J. She's not happy.
365
00:16:10,153 --> 00:16:12,643
You don't tell me
when my kid's not happy, Becky.
366
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,327
You've been a parent for like a minute.
367
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:15,691
Well, I talked to her.
368
00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:18,097
And now that you're working so much,
369
00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:20,203
you're not around and she's really sad.
370
00:16:20,238 --> 00:16:22,672
You were sad as a kid, and you're fine.
371
00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:23,974
I mean, you're functioning.
372
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,343
I'm making this work.
373
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:28,912
I-I just had some glitches, that's all.
374
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,415
This promotion's probably gonna
fund Mary's college.
375
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,651
But she says she's alone all the time.
376
00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:36,519
She's not.
377
00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:38,755
I pieced together some friends
from the base
378
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,923
to come and look in on her.
379
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,492
They... But they keep
getting re-stationed.
380
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,361
They're not wrong, Deej.
381
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,329
Right now, Mary's a latchkey kid.
382
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:48,531
Plenty of kids are latchkey kids.
383
00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:50,267
When we were kids,
there was always somebody
384
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:51,601
at home to watch us.
385
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,204
That's because your mother
and I loved you guys.
386
00:16:54,238 --> 00:16:57,240
And we couldn't hold down a steady job.
387
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,775
I could've used a little less love
388
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,544
and a little more Calvin Klein jeans.
389
00:17:01,579 --> 00:17:04,848
Look, we're all proud
that you got promoted, son.
390
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,484
But why not let her be with us
during the week?
391
00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:09,786
Yeah, it's just till Geena
gets back from overseas.
392
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,223
Come on, Deej. You're a great dad.
393
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:15,926
It's just, you're only one person.
394
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,995
And, you know,
I think this is what she wants.
395
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,666
Mary, hon?
396
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,434
Can you come down for a minute?
397
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:27,537
Hey, Dad.
398
00:17:29,707 --> 00:17:31,474
Tell me the truth.
399
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,543
Would you be happier staying here
400
00:17:33,577 --> 00:17:36,413
with your aunts most of the week?
401
00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:39,215
Will you be mad if I say yes?
402
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,551
I would be mad if you lied.
403
00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:43,553
I'm never mad if you tell me the truth.
404
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,424
Then yes.
405
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:48,725
Okay.
406
00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:50,927
Thanks for being honest.
407
00:17:50,995 --> 00:17:54,097
Keep doing Halloween, and
I'll pick you up on Saturday.
408
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:56,232
I love you, Daddy.
409
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,767
I love you, pumpkin.
410
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,475
Oh, I know this has got to be hard.
411
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,013
You're doing the right thing.
412
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,115
Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
413
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,687
This is only temporary.
414
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,989
I'm gonna figure this out,
415
00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:22,826
and then she's gonna be back
to living with me full time.
416
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:23,793
Happy Halloween.
417
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:26,196
Hey, man, you don't have to go!
418
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,832
Come on! I'm making hot chocolate.
419
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:30,166
We're finally gonna try it with milk.
420
00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:32,569
You always wanted to know
what that tastes like.
421
00:18:33,704 --> 00:18:36,740
It's okay. I gotta get up early.
422
00:18:36,774 --> 00:18:38,641
Thanks.
423
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:44,347
That was rough, but we're not done.
424
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,216
We gotta talk about
what happened with Mark.
425
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,952
I know what happened to Mark.
426
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,987
He tried to explain his position
to the kid,
427
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:52,989
a fight started, Mark finished it.
428
00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:54,057
End of story.
429
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,559
No, not to me.
430
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,462
Mark got punched in the face.
This is your fault.
431
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,564
I didn't tell him to fight anybody.
432
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,000
He told me he felt bad
because he didn't say anything.
433
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:06,036
I told him if the other kid
could say something,
434
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,570
he could say something.
435
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,506
It's called a discussion.
436
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,141
That's how we used to solve things.
437
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,177
No, you can't have a discussion
with those people.
438
00:19:14,211 --> 00:19:15,812
It's like talking to a wall.
439
00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:18,581
It was a discussion until
Mark called the kid an idiot.
440
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,984
No, it doesn't matter
what Mark called him.
441
00:19:21,018 --> 00:19:23,586
Those kind of kids want
to have a fight no matter what,
442
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,587
and you know that.
443
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,889
Okay.
444
00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:27,924
There are people
who are willfully ignorant
445
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,392
and you just can't talk to them.
446
00:19:29,427 --> 00:19:32,695
But what about the rest,
who just don't see it your way?
447
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,098
I got friends I disagree with.
448
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,232
Do you?
449
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,768
That's not fair. I don't have friends.
450
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,403
Well, I do.
451
00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:41,771
And we can sit there over a beer
452
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:42,872
and argue whose fault it is
453
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:44,674
the country's going down the tubes,
454
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:46,910
and then agree that Beverly Rose
455
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,612
would be a better quarterback
than Trubisky.
456
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,015
That's the old days, Dad.
You can't engage anymore.
457
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,950
Everybody just gets louder
and louder and louder.
458
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,752
That's how Mark ended up in a fistfight.
459
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:57,787
Mark ended up in a fistfight
460
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,390
because Colin's father and Mark's mother
461
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,258
have both taught their kids that anybody
462
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,960
that doesn't agree with them is stupid.
463
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,895
Hey, don't you dare equate them with me.
464
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,897
Why? Because you think you're right?
465
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:10,934
They think they're right.
Then nobody talks.
466
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:13,269
That's the kind of mentality
that's ruining the country.
467
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,904
So you'd rather let them talk
468
00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:17,874
and continue normalizing
the poison they've been spewing?
469
00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:19,642
That is what's wrong with the country,
470
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,277
and we're not gonna fix it by talking.
471
00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:22,612
Then how do you fix things?
472
00:20:22,646 --> 00:20:23,813
By having an election
473
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,782
and trying to get your candidate to win.
474
00:20:25,816 --> 00:20:28,518
Then Wednesday morning, one side's great
475
00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:29,819
and the rest of the country's
pissed off.
476
00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:32,122
Okay, well, majority rules.
477
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,624
And then whoever loses
has to deal with it.
478
00:20:34,658 --> 00:20:37,093
Then how do we put the country
back together?
479
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,761
I don't know. That's why we vote...
480
00:20:38,796 --> 00:20:41,097
so those guys can figure it out.
481
00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:43,833
I just hope people don't get
discouraged from voting.
482
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,768
I didn't get discouraged.
483
00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:47,237
I filled out my ballot
484
00:20:47,304 --> 00:20:48,338
and dropped it on the ground
485
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,980
right where the mailbox used to be.
486
00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:57,824
I raise you five Lemonheads
and a Boston Baked Bean.
487
00:20:57,872 --> 00:21:02,509
Okay, and I will raise you
a 3 Musketeers.
488
00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:03,777
Whoa!
489
00:21:03,811 --> 00:21:05,845
We got ourselves a whale here.
490
00:21:07,481 --> 00:21:09,783
Grr, grr.
491
00:21:09,817 --> 00:21:10,896
Let's wrap this up.
492
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:13,998
I've got Hansel and Gretel on preheat.
493
00:21:15,656 --> 00:21:18,224
Has anybody seen our candy?
494
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,426
Oh, my God.
495
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,728
You people are real monsters.
496
00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:23,664
Grr, grr, grr, grr, grr, grr.
497
00:21:24,468 --> 00:21:25,781
Whoa!
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