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??
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[dramatic music on TV ?]
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It never fails.
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I've seen "Love Story"
seven times,
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and I always lose it.
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Wait a minute,
it's-it's already over?
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Yeah, you missed
the deathbed scene.
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Oh, who died?
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Ali MacGraw.
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Aw, geez, I didn't even know
she was sick.
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[sniffling] I hope I look
that good when I die.
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You don't look that good now.
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That was the saddest movie
I have ever seen!
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Next time, we rent
a Steven Seagal film.
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People don't just die
in his movies, they explode.
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Slater, you are so insensitive.
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Come on, now, I'm as
sensitive as the next guy.
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I just think it's dumb for a guy
to cry over a mushy little film.
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Right Mike?
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[crying]
What?
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Oh, come here, you big gallute.
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There's no shame in a man
showing his feminine side.
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Hey, I don't have
a feminine side.
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Even if I did, it'd...
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...be really... macho.
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So, who wants to go out
and grab a pizza?
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- I do.
- All right, let's go.
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Hey, Kel, you comin'?
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Yeah, well, we-we could
go out for pizza, or...
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...we could stay here
and be alone.
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Talk about a no-brainer.
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? I'm standing
at the edge of tomorrow, ?
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? and it's all up to
me how far I go ?
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? I'm standing at the
edge of tomorrow ?
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? I've never seen
such a view before, ?
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? a new world before my eyes ?
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? So much for me to explore ?
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? It's where my future lies ?
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? Today, I'm standing at
the edge of tomorrow ?
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? From here, the future
looks bright for me ?
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? And it's all up to
me how far I go ?
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? It's my time to break away ?
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? I'm standing at the edge
of tomorrow today ?
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I don't see why you're so upset.
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So, I don't wanna go
to the stupid car show with you.
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It's not just the
car show, Alex.
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You never wanna do anything
that I wanna do.
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I went to all those dumb
football games, didn't I?
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You had to.
You were the mascot.
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Still counts.
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You know, if she won't
go with you to the car show,
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I will.
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Oh...
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- Aren't you in my history class?
- Yeah!
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- You like cars?
- Are you kidding?
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I hear they have
a cherry '59 Vet there.
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It's got a 283 cubic inch V8.
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- My name's A.C. Slater.
- Christy.
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So, uh, what do you say?
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You wanna ride with
me to the car show?
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Well, I dunno. You see, uh,
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Alex and I are sorta...
you know, goin' out.
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Does Alex have a '67 Mustang?
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Alex who?
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Please.
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Another moment of that, and I'm
going to have to have a cigarette.
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Kelly, dear, I have
some wonderful news for you.
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As the administrator of
the Semester on the Sea program,
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I'm here to inform you
that you have been accepted.
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Well, how could that be?
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I thought I was rejected
for the program.
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I know, but a couple of people
have dropped out.
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The ship sails Tuesday.
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That is, if you'd still
like to go.
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Uh, Dean McMann, we really
appreciate your interest,
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but I think I speak
for Kelly when I say--
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I'd love to.
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And by the way,
I speak for Kelly.
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[chuckles]
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Honey, you can't be serious.
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I mean, the Semester
on the Sea program,
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that means you'll be
on the sea... for a semester.
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And you're only a freshman?!
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Look, Zack, this is a chance for
me to cruise the Mediterranean,
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I mean, to see the Pyramids,
the Parthenon, the Coliseum.
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Well, that's great,
but what about me?
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Gee, you can see the
Mediterranean on a cruise ship,
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or East Oakland on a moped.
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Tough choice!
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- I had a great time, Slater.
- Yeah, me too.
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I've never met a girl who
knows so much about cars.
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Boy, I would love to
take you home to Mom.
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- [giggling] Really?
- Yeah.
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She's got a Falcon
that needs a lube job.
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Any time.
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Yeah, well, I... guess
I'd better say goodnight.
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Slater.
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Call me.
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Uh, I was just coming back
from my study group, and...
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I didn't see anything.
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Uh, what exactly didn't you see?
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I didn't see...
what you weren't doing,
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scum!
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Listen, listen, listen,
this is not what you think.
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Oh, really?
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'Cause I think you were
kissing another woman
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while your girlfriend is
downstairs baking you cookies.
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[knock on door]
Yep?
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- Professor Lasky.
- Hey, Zack.
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Hi, there.
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I just came by to tell you how much
I enjoyed your lecture this morning.
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That's really amazing, considering
you slept through the whole thing.
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I wasn't sleeping, I had my eyes
closed in intense concentration.
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You were drooling on your desk.
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I was merely salivating over
your incredible insight into...
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- 14th Century religious icons?
- Exactly.
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Oh, I was discussing
pygmy mating rituals.
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Shoot, I slept through that?
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What do you want, Zack?
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Honestly, I just need a
recommendation from a professor
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so I can go on the
Semester on the Sea program.
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Oh.
Man, I'd love to,
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but a student I recommended
yesterday beat ya to it.
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Oh. Well, I...
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...don't suppose you could
tell me who the student is.
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No, Zack.
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I'm not gonna have you con
some gullible student into not going.
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[laughing]
Oh, sir, please, I'm offended.
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Besides, I'm sure
whoever the student is,
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he's far too bright
to fall for anything like that.
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Ship ahoy!
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- Hi, Zack.
- Hey.
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Professor Lasky, I wanted to
thank you for your recommendation.
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My pleasure.
Let me get your papers.
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Oh, good.
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Mm, now let's see.
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Screech, who's my oldest friend,
or...
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...Kelly on the lido deck
in a string bikini?
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Talk about another no-brainer.
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Here he comes.
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Okay, Stingray,
here's your 20 bucks, man.
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Now, remember, make it scary.
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Scary... Cool.
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Stingray, what brings you here?
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I come as a friend, man.
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I don't think you should go
on that sea thing.
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I heard they had a
shark attack last time out.
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Oh, now, Stingray,
Screech is committed to going.
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I'm sure a couple little sharks
aren't gonna scare him.
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Speak for yourself!
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I wanna hear this
Stingray, what happened?
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Some student dude fell
overboard playin' volleyball.
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He got eaten alive
by some major chompers.
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Well, I don't play volleyball.
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I don't play any sports.
Guess I'm safe.
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Uh, Stingray, you know,
the way you told me the story,
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wasn't that guy playin' with his
Mr. Potato Head collection?
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Playing with
his Mr. Potato Head?
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That could be me!
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Me too.
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[door closes]
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Slater, we can't keep
avoiding each other.
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We have to talk about
what I saw.
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No, we don't.
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You can't just ignore it
and hope it'll go away.
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Hey, somethin' works for me,
I stick with it.
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Look, it was a mistake.
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The last thing I wanna do
is hurt Alex, Leslie,
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it's just that Christy and I
have so much in common.
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Slater, Alex is my friend and you are
putting me in a very awkward position.
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Okay, okay.
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I promise I'll talk to Alex
about it the first chance I get.
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[door closes]
Talk to me about what?
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Okay... fine...
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...here it is.
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Alex, I went to
the car show with...
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...someone other than you.
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Who?
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- Chris--
- Tea--
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No thanks,
I'm drinkin' orange juice.
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Well, I don't know Chris,
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but I hope you guys
had a good time.
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Oh, well, we did.
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Catch ya later!
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All right,
he is acting really weird.
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Now, what is going on?
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Well, Alex, I really shouldn't
be the one to tell you this, but...
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...that top really doesn't go
with those pants.
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Gotta run.
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Zack! What are you doin' here?
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Well, Screech,
you're goin' off to sea,
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and I'll probably never ever
see you alive again.
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Zack, I just got off the phone
with my mother.
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She says that ocean travel's
perfectly safe.
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Screech,
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need I remind you of the tragedy
of the S.S. Minnow?
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Huh?
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Who are ya gonna believe?
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Your mom or Gilligan?
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Gilligan, of course!
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00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,519
What was I thinking?
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Hey, Kelly,
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I'm as good as in.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
Are you sure?
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Well, let's just say
I have a feeling that
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somebody's gonna be
dropping out very soon.
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Hi, there!
Name's Curtis.
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Hi, there.
Zack Morris.
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I see you've met Kelly...
my girlfriend.
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Yes.
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We've been talking
about the trip.
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Yeah, Curtis' cabin's
right next to mine.
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Isn't that funny?
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[unconvincing laugh]
Hysterical.
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Okay, everybody,
take your seats.
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I'd like to begin this orientation
with a slide presentation
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of last year's
Semester on the Sea.
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Lights.
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[clears throat]
All right, then.
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Here we are sailing
through the majestic
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and historic
Straights of Gibraltar.
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Next stop on our journey, Rome,
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where we'll study
ancient architecture and art.
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But, it won't be all work.
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We'll be having fun
on board, as well.
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[laughter]
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There's nothing like a refreshing
swim in the Mediterranean...
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[laughter]
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...and meeting new,
interesting friends.
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[laughter]
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What is the meaning of this?
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The meaning of this
is I'm outta here!
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- I'm not going!
- Lights.
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All right, everybody,
just take a break
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while I go through the
remainder of these slides
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and try to figure out
who to fire.
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Dean McMann, oh, it's...
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...too bad about Screech, huh?
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Guess you'll need to find
a replacement.
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Don't tell me.
You'd like to fill his spot?
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I'm sorry, you can't go.
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Why not?
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I have the grades, and
Professor Lasky'll recommend me.
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Yes, but you don't meet
the character requirements.
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[scoffs]
What's wrong with my character?
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You don't have any.
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That's not fair!
248
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,626
I know.
[chuckles]
249
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,165
It's good to be the dean.
250
00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:18,482
You know, Curtis,
251
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:21,286
I've been alone on
this ship for two days.
252
00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,924
I don't think
I can take it anymore.
253
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:31,772
But what about your
boyfriend back at the dorm?
254
00:12:31,976 --> 00:12:33,110
What boyfriend?
255
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,881
That blond-haired guy.
256
00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:37,418
Blond-haired guy?
257
00:12:37,521 --> 00:12:40,891
Oh, you mean, um,
what's his name.
258
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,530
- Zeke.
- Right, Zeke.
259
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,267
Ah, don't worry about him.
260
00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:47,271
It's not like we're married.
261
00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:56,155
Ah!
262
00:12:59,229 --> 00:13:01,164
[sighs]
Kelly.
263
00:13:09,349 --> 00:13:10,650
[whispering]
Kelly.
264
00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:13,523
Kelly.
265
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,159
Kelly, wake up.
266
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,297
Listen, I can't let you
go on that trip.
267
00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:20,902
Zack, we've been through this.
268
00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:23,674
I'm sorry you didn't make it in,
but I can't pass it up.
269
00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:25,411
Kelly, I have lost you before.
270
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,815
I don't wanna lose you again.
271
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,417
A lot can happen
in three months.
272
00:13:28,519 --> 00:13:29,554
Like what?
273
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:32,091
Like you can fall in love with
someone else, and besides,
274
00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:34,962
my name is Zack, not Zeke.
275
00:13:35,332 --> 00:13:38,402
Zack, I think you'd better go back to
bed before you wake up Alex and Leslie.
276
00:13:38,505 --> 00:13:39,740
But, Kelly, I love you.
277
00:13:39,842 --> 00:13:41,176
I don't wanna let you go.
278
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,912
Zack, I love you, too.
279
00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:45,517
But this is a great opportunity,
I have to take it.
280
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:47,054
[sighs]
281
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:50,026
Look, everything's gonna
be all right. You'll see.
282
00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:52,597
No. No, it won't.
We have to be together...
283
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,001
...always.
284
00:13:54,102 --> 00:13:56,171
Zack, what do you want from me?
285
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:57,942
I want you...
286
00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:00,981
...I want you to marry me.
287
00:14:02,018 --> 00:14:03,019
What?!
288
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,222
- What?!
- What?!
289
00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:16,010
Marry you?
Zack, you can't be serious.
290
00:14:16,079 --> 00:14:19,148
Kelly, I have never been more
serious in my whole entire life.
291
00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:21,520
I just can't imagine
living my life without you.
292
00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:24,592
Aw, that is the sweetest thing
I have ever heard.
293
00:14:24,695 --> 00:14:25,796
Kelly,
294
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:28,100
how can you resist
a proposal like that?
295
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:31,606
Alex, you stay out of this.
It's none of our business.
296
00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:34,579
Don't you even think about
getting married at your age.
297
00:14:35,182 --> 00:14:36,083
Out.
298
00:14:36,184 --> 00:14:37,853
Yeah, Leslie, out!
299
00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:40,535
But, uh, Alex, you can stay
because you know, Kelly,
300
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,729
she makes a lot of sense.
301
00:14:43,031 --> 00:14:44,500
Out.
302
00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:46,670
Come on.
303
00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:52,380
Now, just let me explain--
304
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:58,126
Oof!
305
00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:02,065
Just get out... quick.
306
00:15:04,072 --> 00:15:06,642
Zack, look, I know
why you're doing this.
307
00:15:06,744 --> 00:15:08,712
You're just trying to keep me
from going on that trip.
308
00:15:08,815 --> 00:15:10,716
No. No, Kelly, that is not true.
309
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,654
I've known this
was right for years.
310
00:15:12,756 --> 00:15:14,357
I would have asked you
back in kindergarten,
311
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:16,494
but I still had that thing
for Marcia Brady.
312
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,033
Zack, we are so young.
313
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,503
I mean, what about
our education?
314
00:15:20,604 --> 00:15:22,139
How are we gonna
support ourselves?
315
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,376
Kelly, those are all
good questions,
316
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,113
and to tell you the truth...
317
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:28,351
...I don't have the
answer to them.
318
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,921
But I do know...
319
00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:32,225
...we can make this work
if we love each other.
320
00:15:32,528 --> 00:15:33,696
[sighs]
321
00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:35,565
I'm gonna need some time
to think about this.
322
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,270
Fine.
Fine, I'll just wait outside.
323
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,773
No, Zack,
324
00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:41,711
I mean real time.
325
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,380
Without you.
326
00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:47,554
You mean, for like,
three months on a ship?
327
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:48,958
That's right.
328
00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:50,561
I'm sorry, Zack.
329
00:15:52,132 --> 00:15:53,433
I'm sorry, too.
330
00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:56,740
[crying]
331
00:15:59,547 --> 00:16:00,814
In.
332
00:16:05,258 --> 00:16:07,928
Come on, Slater,
you have to deal with this.
333
00:16:10,401 --> 00:16:11,502
What are you doing?
334
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,574
I am not budging until you
promise to talk to Alex.
335
00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:15,811
Fine.
336
00:16:16,046 --> 00:16:17,714
Fine, I'll talk to her.
337
00:16:17,849 --> 00:16:19,017
Okay.
338
00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:21,120
- Tomorrow.
- No!
339
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:22,958
[struggling]
340
00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:24,660
[screams]
341
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,130
Leslie!
342
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,639
[both]
Hi.
343
00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:32,676
So, now it all becomes clear.
344
00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:35,748
It's just like
Single White Female.
345
00:16:36,552 --> 00:16:38,854
First you become my roommate,
and then you borrow my earrings,
346
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,726
and now you're borrowing
my boyfriend!
347
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,795
That is not true!
Tell her, Slater!
348
00:16:42,897 --> 00:16:45,900
I can't. I never saw
Single White Female.
349
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,107
You can't joke
your way out of this.
350
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,710
You're seeing this little tramp,
aren't you?
351
00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:55,252
He is not! He's seeing
some other little tramp!
352
00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:02,034
[door closes]
353
00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:04,571
Is that true, Slater?
354
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:07,811
Well, I couldn't help myself.
355
00:17:08,247 --> 00:17:10,716
She knew all about spark plugs.
356
00:17:11,854 --> 00:17:13,656
So do Manny, Moe, and Jack,
357
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:15,859
are you having affairs
with them, too?
358
00:17:16,263 --> 00:17:18,732
There is no affair, Alex.
359
00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:21,204
The truth is, it's not Christy.
360
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,974
It could have been anybody.
361
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,312
It's our relationship.
It's just not working out.
362
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,819
I'm sorry if I hurt you.
363
00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:30,489
Oh, you haven't hurt me.
364
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:31,925
In fact, I'm relieved.
365
00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:33,862
I've been meaning
to tell you that...
366
00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:37,134
I've been seeing the captain of
the football team behind your back.
367
00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:38,672
You have?!
368
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,909
No!
369
00:17:45,052 --> 00:17:47,121
Screech, I'm really glad
you reconsidered,
370
00:17:47,223 --> 00:17:49,525
and I apologize for tryin'
to scare you.
371
00:17:49,628 --> 00:17:51,563
Yeah, well, I don't accept.
372
00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:53,800
Here, I even bought you
a little going away present.
373
00:17:53,903 --> 00:17:55,571
Oh, well that I accept.
374
00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:58,309
"100 Ways to Pick Up Girls."
375
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,546
That's just great!
376
00:17:59,647 --> 00:18:01,115
Yeah, I even underlined
a few passages
377
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:02,918
I thought you might need
some help on.
378
00:18:03,421 --> 00:18:04,322
Um...
379
00:18:04,423 --> 00:18:05,525
Zack...
380
00:18:05,659 --> 00:18:07,494
...the whole book's underlined!
381
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,665
Not chapter 8.
382
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,836
"How to recover from rejection."
383
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:14,741
- I got that down!
- Yeah.
384
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,646
Have a good trip, Buddy.
385
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:21,018
Remember, going overseas is
a great opportunity to meet girls.
386
00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:22,690
- Thanks!
- Yeah.
387
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:24,160
[knocking]
388
00:18:24,261 --> 00:18:25,529
[Kelly]
Zack, can I come in?
389
00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:26,899
Door's open!
390
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,211
Well, I'm leaving now.
391
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,381
I'm only gonna be gone
for three months,
392
00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:37,219
and I'll write to you every day.
393
00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:40,324
Oh, great, I can start
a stamp collection.
394
00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:43,129
Zack, do we have to
say goodbye like this?
395
00:18:43,232 --> 00:18:44,366
Pardon me, Kelly,
396
00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:47,403
if I don't feel like going down to
the dock and throwing streamers.
397
00:18:47,841 --> 00:18:48,909
Fine.
398
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,278
Be that way.
399
00:18:50,479 --> 00:18:53,015
But before I go, I just wanna
let you know something...
400
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:56,154
You're not the only one
who's hurting right now.
401
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,747
So, what do you do
if you lose your passport?
402
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:10,317
Go to the American Embassy.
403
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:12,353
Okay, and what do you do if
you lose your traveler's checks?
404
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:13,657
Call the bank.
405
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:16,627
And what do you do if you get
a gravy stain on your best shirt?
406
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,832
Gee, I don't know.
407
00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:21,905
Shoot, I'm gonna have
to call my mom, then.
408
00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:24,711
I can't believe
Zack didn't even show up.
409
00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:27,316
Well, we didn't exactly
say goodbye on best terms.
410
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:29,286
Well, don't let it get you down.
411
00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:30,923
As a student of psychology,
412
00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:33,695
maybe it would help if I explain
why Zack's acting this way.
413
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,898
Please do.
414
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,334
He's a bum.
415
00:19:37,404 --> 00:19:39,139
Anchors aweigh!
416
00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:41,610
Screech, what happened
to your face?
417
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,182
Oh these? These are
called transdermal patches.
418
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,086
They're supposed to
prevent seasickness.
419
00:19:46,188 --> 00:19:49,057
Screech, you're only supposed
to wear one behind the ear.
420
00:19:49,136 --> 00:19:51,005
Those things
are heavily medicated.
421
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:52,165
Oh.
422
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:55,703
That would explain why your head
looks like a giant banana squash.
423
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:58,410
Screech, if you get seasick
this easily,
424
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,481
maybe you shouldn't be
takin' this trip.
425
00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:01,851
I guess you're right.
426
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,387
This is a bad idea.
427
00:20:03,488 --> 00:20:05,156
You make a lot of sense.
428
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,893
Who are you?!
429
00:20:07,562 --> 00:20:09,398
Come on.
I'll drive you home.
430
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,668
Can you drop me off at Zarlock?
431
00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:14,340
It's the twelfth planet
from your Sun.
432
00:20:15,854 --> 00:20:17,180
Bye-bye, Screech.
433
00:20:17,281 --> 00:20:18,783
Bye, Mike.
434
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:23,925
Well, I guess this is goodbye.
435
00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:26,330
Slater, Alex, look,
436
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,902
I hate to leave seeing
the two of you still fighting.
437
00:20:29,038 --> 00:20:31,107
Slater, look,
I thought about what you said,
438
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,478
and you were right.
We're just too different.
439
00:20:33,713 --> 00:20:36,583
Well, why don't we make a clean
break of it while we're still friends?
440
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,788
It's not your fault
and it's not my fault.
441
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:41,293
- It is nobody's fault.
- All right.
442
00:20:43,399 --> 00:20:46,502
Actually, it is a little more
Slater's fault than my fault.
443
00:20:47,774 --> 00:20:49,109
Bye, guys.
444
00:20:49,211 --> 00:20:52,147
[announcement]
All ashore that's going ashore!
445
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,887
[Zack]
Kelly!
446
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:57,225
- Zack?
- I had to say goodbye...
447
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,760
...the right way.
448
00:20:59,531 --> 00:21:01,800
Zack, they're beautiful.
449
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:03,772
Listen, I'm sorry
I was such a jerk.
450
00:21:03,873 --> 00:21:04,940
You're right.
451
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:07,511
If we love each other we
can wait a lousy three months.
452
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:13,889
[announcement] Final call! All
visitors must now leave the ship!
453
00:21:14,025 --> 00:21:16,895
Well, bon voyage.
454
00:21:17,198 --> 00:21:18,666
Have a great time.
455
00:21:18,935 --> 00:21:20,436
Be waiting for you.
456
00:21:20,672 --> 00:21:22,007
Bye, Zack.
457
00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:27,016
[sighs]
458
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,489
Zack, wait.
459
00:21:32,895 --> 00:21:36,232
I-I-I know how hard it was
for you to come and see me off.
460
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:38,939
And I can think of a hundred
reasons why we shouldn't get married.
461
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:41,176
I know, Kelly,
we've been all through this.
462
00:21:42,113 --> 00:21:43,682
But my answer's yes.
463
00:21:43,817 --> 00:21:45,085
What?!
464
00:21:45,186 --> 00:21:47,755
I love you and I wanna
marry you now.
465
00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:49,359
Right away.
466
00:21:49,528 --> 00:21:51,797
[ship horn blows]
467
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:54,236
Kelly,
468
00:21:54,504 --> 00:21:56,740
I have one thing to say to you
and it comes straight from my heart.
469
00:21:56,842 --> 00:21:58,077
- Well, what's that?
- Run!
470
00:21:58,144 --> 00:21:59,379
Oh, yeah!
471
00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:09,430
Slater, Alex, look, I hate
to leave seeing the guys--
472
00:22:10,302 --> 00:22:11,536
[laughter]
473
00:22:11,638 --> 00:22:14,173
Slater, Alex, look, I hate
to leave seeing the--
474
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,512
[laughter]
475
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,951
Kelly!
476
00:22:19,352 --> 00:22:20,253
Zack?
477
00:22:20,321 --> 00:22:22,590
I had to say goodbye
the right way.
478
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,194
Oh, Zack, they're beautiful.
479
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,834
You're right.
480
00:22:28,135 --> 00:22:30,070
[laughter]
481
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,670
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