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Oh, Kelly, some of the girls are going down to Fisherman's Wharf

on Saturday night. Wanna come?

- Sure, sounds like fun. - Great.

Oh, count me in too.

Screech, she said just the girls.

Unless you're planning on putting on a dress, you can't come.

Well, how about culottes?

You can't come.

Wait a minute, Kelly. You can't go out Saturday night.

You and I are going out then.

Well, you didn't say anything.

Well, Saturday's date night,

and you and I have been dating for a couple weeks now.

Need I say more?

Yes, you need to say,

Kelly, will you go out with me Saturday night?

OK, fine.

Kelly, will you go out with me Saturday night?

Sorry, I have plans.

But Screech is available.

You know, after all this time, I still don't know where I stand with her.

Well buddy, you have to go in there and tell her

she's gotta make a commitment to you or else.

That's the way I had to handle my woman.

What woman?

The woman I used to have before I handled her.

? I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow, ?

? and it's all up to me how far I go ?

? I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow ?

? I've never seen such a view before, ?

? a new world before my eyes ?

? So much for me to explore ?

? It's where my future lies ?

? Today, I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow ?

? From here, the future looks bright for me ?

? And it's all up to me how far I go ?

? It's my time to break away ?

? I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow today ?

The world belongs to those who take action.

Everybody remembers the midnight ride of Paul Revere,

but nobody remembers the guy who said,

(MEEKLY) "The British are coming now?"

So Kelly, you want to see a movie Friday?

Shh.

Are you listening to me, Zack, or are you hitting on Kelly?

Actually, I'm hitting on Kelly.

Good. See, he's taking action.

Zack is a doer.

Remember what Mussolini said,

"Better to live one day as a lion than a lifetime as a lamb."

Excuse me, Professor, but Mussolini wound up being spit on

by angry Italians while he hung upside down from a spike.

Dr. Rich, give me one good reason why you are conducting

your history class in the middle of the student union?

Because the swim team is using the pool?

Oh great, yet another professor who's seen

"Dead Poets Society" one too many times.

Listen, tomorrow,

you better be where you're supposed to be.

OK, but tomorrow, I'm supposed to be on sabbatical in Egypt.

If you want to check up on me, you'd better reserve a Hertz rent-a-camel.

No matter how you ride it, it hurts.

[phone ringing]

Yes, Gerald?

Yes?

Well, did they find out who it was?

Listen, someone from Zeta Kappa mooned me.

Now, I want that entire fraternity to report to my office --

for a line-up.

Well, for the last time, class dismissed.

Goodbye, people.

And as Napoleon said, "Go sir, gallop.

You can ask me for anything but time."

But sir, didn't Napoleon die a long and painful death

alone on a desert island?

I'm going to miss you, Screech.

- Oh, thanks. - Well, you don't have to, sir.

You can take him with you.

Sir, we'd really like to see you before you go.

Well, I'll stop by your dorm tonight.

It's right on my way to Cairo.

Actually, sir it's not on your way.

You see, the latitude of Cairo is--

Shut up, Screech.

OK, when Professor Rich comes in,

we throw the confetti and streamers and yell, bon voyage.

OK, where's the cake?

I told Screech to run down to the bakery and pick it up.

Alex, listen to me.

Screech, run, cake?

What image does that bring to mind?

I'll go order another cake.

Yeah. [knocking]

All right, everybody. That's Professor Rich.

Now, everybody hide in the room until the cake comes.

Come on, come on. I'll stall him.

Go, go.

Shh.

Hi, Professor. Come on in.

The others will be along any second.

Can I get you anything?

No, I'm fine.

Actually, I'm glad you and I have a chance to talk.

You know, you really grasp what I've been saying

about living life to its fullest.

Oh yeah, but not like you.

I mean, you've been everywhere. You've done everything.

I really admire you, sir.

Don't.

What do you mean?

You want to know the truth, Zack?

I tell everybody I'm going to Europe, South America and Africa,

but I usually wind up at my sister's in Fresno.

You're kidding.

I wish I were.

I talk a big game, but I've played it safe my whole life.

I'm a fraud, Zack.

Now, does that mean you're not going to Egypt?

No, this time, it's different.

This time, I'm really going.

From now on, I'm going to take the advice of Horace.

"Seize the day.

Put no trust in the morrow."

Well, I'm glad for you, sir.

I really am.

Excuse me for a moment.

What's going on here, guys?

Alex is on the phone with the bakery.

He knocked over your whole cake display?

That's Screech.

When did he leave?

We can't wait for Screech any longer. Let's do it.

- OK. - Come on.

(TOGETHER) Bon voyage.

[cheers]

All right.

Well, he doesn't look surprised.

Hey, Professor Rich?

Professor Rich, are you all right?

I think he's dead.

Oh--

Time for cake.

What is this, a funeral?

Come on, lighten up, Professor.

Oh Screech, Screech.

Man, he's dead.

Dead? Oh my gosh.

I barely touched him.

This is so sad.

Yeah, I'm really gonna miss Professor Rich.

Me too.

And to think, just yesterday he dropped dead right on this couch.

Oh.

Is it time to go yet?

This whole funeral thing is spooking me.

Me too, makes me feel real creepy.

Oh, Screech. Death is a part of life.

There's no reason to feel creepy.

Yes, there is.

I'm wearing my Dracula costume from last Halloween.

What?

I didn't have a black suit.

Has anybody ever been to a funeral before?

I have.

What are you supposed to do?

Well, all the loved ones gathered around the grave,

and then we put his rubber chew toys and his bowl in with him

and buried him under his favorite tree.

How old was your dog?

What dog? I'm taking about Grandpa Powers.

You know, there's a message here.

Tell me about it.

Life is short.

Experience everything. Don't waste a minute.

Go for it while you're still alive.

That's not a message. That's a beer commercial.

The message is, be careful,

watch your step because the next one may be your last.

Well, I don't agree with you.

I'm going to start seizing the day right now.

[knocking]

Come in.

Kelly, I need to ask you something, and it can't wait.

Mmm, if it's about shoes, forget it.

Screech borrowed my last pair of black ones.

No, no, it's not that.

I need--

I, I need to know if you love me or not.

What?

Zack, can't this wait until after the funeral?

No, it can't. We could be dead by then.

So do you love me or not?

Zack, look.

I mean, Professor Rich's death has got us all thinking about our futures.

- No, it's not just that. - No, let me finish.

And it's got me thinking too.

And if I'm serious about becoming a doctor,

I've got to put that first in my life.

You still haven't answered my question.

Zack, you know I like you a lot.

That's not what I asked you.

I'm sorry.

I can't say that I love you.

Not right now.

You guys OK?

Yeah, thanks Mike.

I just wondered because I--

I know you're all pretty close with Professor Rich.

That and because Screech is wearing women's shoes.

Look, Mike, I don't think my Batman sneakers would have been appropriate.

This is a funeral you know.

Well, you know, we've been studying grief therapy in my psychology class,

and I was just thinking maybe afterwards,

we could get together and, you know, talk things out?

We're fine Mike, really.

- OK. - Thanks.

Are his eyes open?

I don't want to look at him if his eyes are open.

Maybe just a quick session?

Slater, open your eyes.

You're paying your last respects to the man's feet.

OK, but I don't have to touch him, do I?

No, you don't have to touch him.

It's a funeral, not a buffet line.

OK.

Gerald?

Gerald, can you hear me?

Call Don and Janet and tell them I've got to cancel the golf game.

No, I can't leave early, Gerald.

A man is dead.

I have to deliver his eulogy,

comfort the widow, yadda, yadda, yadda.

What? Oh, he wasn't married?

Oh, well then tell them that I'll slip out during the prayers

and catch them on the back nine.

[sobs].

Are you sure you're up to this, Dean McMahon?

Yes, of course. I'm sorry, Reverend.

Oh, right.

We are gathered here

to pay our last respects

to Professor Jonathan Rich.

At this time, I would like to ask the dean of students,

Susan McMahon, to step up to the lectern

and say a few words.

Thank you, Reverend.

I don't need to tell you all how close I was to Professor--

Rich.

In fact, you could say that

a part of me is with him still.

Well, enough tears.

We must remember that Professor Rich had a good life.

- He had a full life. - That's not true.

Professor Rich never lived a full life.

You see, he was just like the rest of us,

afraid of taking chances.

And you know what?

If he were here with us right now,

he wouldn't want us to just sit here on a beautiful day like this.

He'd want us to do something.

Seize the day, celebrate life.

I know. Why don't we all just go out in the cemetery

and play Ultimate Frisbee?

Well, I certainly must apologize for this inappropriate outburst.

Some people simply have no sense of propriety and decorum.

[phone ringing]

Uh.

So, nobody's seen Zack?

No, and I'm really worried about him, Mike.

Ah, don't be worried.

What he's going through is a natural part of the grieving process.

He's probably feeling denial, depression, withdrawal.

[engine]

Hey, everybody.

Check out my Harley.

Are you crazy?

Do you have any idea how dangerous motorcycles are?

Ah, who cares?

But you know, if it makes you feel better,

Screech, why don't you hop on?

- You can be my airbag. - Really?

Cool.

Zack, come here.

Sit down.

Now, you're obviously having trouble dealing with your grief.

Now remember, I'm a therapist in training.

Now, I want you to tell me exactly what you felt

when Professor Rich died.

Well, sure, if you want.

Well, he was sitting right there, and I was thinking to myself--

Wait, right where?

There, where you're sitting.

And I thought--

Ew.

A dead guy sat here.

We're gonna have to finish our counselling later.

That's-- ew.

Zack is right. We could die tomorrow.

Let's go for it.

Right, let's go for it.

What should we go for?

Wait, wait, wait.

I got it. We go back to the dorm.

- Yeah. - We lock all the doors.

- Yeah. - We get all the Haagen Dazs.

- Yeah. - And we eat it.

That's it?

Oh no, no, no. Here's the risky part.

Afterward, we don't weigh ourselves.

Oh, oh.

Quick, Mr. Slater, call security.

Why? What's the matter?

There's someone climbing down the side of the building.

What?

Hey, guys.

What's for lunch?

Mr. Morris, that is the stupidest prank I have ever seen at this college.

All right, I pulled the stupidest prank ever. Hey.

[cheering]

Well, how would you like to be suspended?

Oh, Dean McMahon, that would be great

because then I could make that motorcycle rally in Oakland.

Oh, oh.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna do something really daring and try the chili dog.

You, pick up that napkin or you'll be suspended.

Yes, ma'am.

Well, still got it.

Zack, I couldn't talk you out of riding a motorcycle,

and I couldn't talk you out of climbing up the side of the building.

But I am your friend, and so help me,

I am not going to let you eat this chili dog.

Zack, why are you doing all this crazy stuff?

Well, why do you care?

I mean it's not like you're my girlfriend.

Is that what this is about, me?

You?

Don't flatter yourself.

Fine, then go do what you want.

Go jump out of an airplane for all I care.

Hey, jump out of an airplane.

Now, that's not bad.

(SCREAMING) Zack?

You were right.

This is fun.

Zack?

Let me down.

Slater, why won't you go skydiving with us, huh?

I mean it's your kind of thing. What's gotten into you, man?

Hey, I don't have to prove anything to you.

You're the one with the problem.

What kind of an idiot jumps out of a plane?

I'm ready to go, Zack.

You are really gonna go through with this, Screech?

You're not afraid?

Well, sure, all the time.

But whenever I'm afraid, I just pretend I'm you.

You mean me the way I used to be?

Well, yeah. If I acted the way you do now,

I'd be a real girlie man.

Gee, maybe I have gotten a little wimpy.

Come on. Come with us, Slater, the Three Musketeers.

Yeah, but skydiving? I don't know.

Hey, you're the one who was never afraid of anything.

Remember the time you stood up to those three football players?

Yeah.

And remember the time you separated your shoulder,

but you still wrestled the state champion?

- Yeah, and I won. - Uh-huh.

Oh, and hey, what about the time you went on a blind date

with my cousin Goiter?

Oh.

Talk about guts.

Slater, if you can do all those things,

then you can do this, right?

- I guess. - They you'll do it, right?

- Right, I'll do it. - All right.

- Yeah. - Whoa.

OK, gentlemen.

We're at 8,000 feet approaching the jump zone.

Are you ready?

Hey guys, this is gonna be fun, huh?

Yeah, I can't wait.

Oh, that's great because something just occurred to me.

- What's that? - I'm not going.

- You're joking, right? - Oh yeah, I'm joking.

Does it look like I'm joking. No, I'm not joking.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

The backstroke. That's a joke.

Ha, ha. Screech jumps out of an airplane and dies is not a joke.

Hey, hey, Screech, just calm down.

Remember, whenever you're afraid, just pretend you're Slater.

Uh, uh, there's just one problem with that, Zack.

- What? - (SCREAMING) I'm not going.

I don't want to die. [sobs].

It's OK, gentlemen.

This happens all the time.

There's nothing to be ashamed of.

So you gonna wimp out like your sissy friends?

No way. Hey, you guys stay here.

I'll see you on the ground.

Take your position.

Are you ready?

- Ready. - Hold it.

I'm getting a message from the ground.

It's-- it's from somebody named Kelly.

Kelly? Well, what does she want?

Zack, can you hear me?

Look, please don't jump.

She says, please don't jump.

- Why not? - Why not?

Well, I mean I care about you.

I just got so hurt in the last relationship that I didn't want to get involved again.

But then on the other hand--

- What? - What did she say?

- I can't say. - Why?

- Is the signal breaking up? - No, it's just women.

Go figure.

Could you get to the point, ma'am?

We're running a little low on fuel.

OK, OK.

Zack, look, I don't want you to jump because--

Don't jump because--

Because I love you.

- I love you. - I love you too.

I love you too.

Now get back down here so I can hold you in my arms

and show you how much I love you.

- She says 10-4. - Oh, yeah.

Guys, did you hear it? This is incredible.

- What? All right. - She says she loves me.

Oh, I feel like--like I must be crazy.

I don't want to jump out of an airplane.

Oh, guys, she said she loves me.

- I don't want to die. - OK, it's OK.

- I got you. - OK.

- You're not gonna go anywhere. - OK, turn the plane around.

- We're not gonna jump. - Roger.

[screaming]

I'm gonna kill you, Zack.

No you're not. The ground's gonna kill me.

Hey, guys?

There's not a men's room out here anywhere, is there?

Just pull your rip cord, Screech.

Uh-oh. [screams].

Here we go. [screams].

Whoa.

Hey, this is fun.

Yeah, I think I just threw up on a flock of geese.

What a blast.

Hey, so you guys want to do it again?

(TOGETHER) No way.

Well, where is he?

Did you see him land?

Well, is he all right?

Not yet.

Now, he's all right.

Zack, promise me you'll never do anything crazy like that again.

Oh, but Kelly, it was incredible free-falling like that.

I mean you've got the--

the wind blowing in your face, the feeling of total freedom.

What a rush.

Now of course, there are rushes, and there are rushes.

I love you.

I love you too.

Uh, a little privacy please?

(SCREAMING) Zack?

Let me down.

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