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(CLOCK TICKING)

(THEME MUSIC)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(FRANTIC MUSIC)

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-SONIC, THEY'RE GAINING ON US!

-GAIN IS NOT CATCHIN', FOLLOW ME!

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-AH!

(LOUD BANG)

(LOUD WHIRRING)

(GASPS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(BUZZING)

-HEY, BUG BOT!

LOOK, YOU'RE IN THE HEADLINE!

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(WHOOSHING)

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

"THE TOWN OF MCGUFFIN HAS DECLARED TOMORROW

SONIC APPRECIATION DAY.

AS A WAY TO SAY THANKS TO MOBIUS' FASTEST HERO."

-CAN WE GO, SONIC? CAN WE?

-YOU KIDDING, KIDDO?

I WOULDN'T MISS IT!

LET'S BURN, BURN.

-SONIC'S ON HIS WAY.

AND HE'S WEARING HIS SPECIAL FRICTION-PROOF SNEAKERS.

THE ONES HE CAN'T RUN WITHOUT.

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #1: GOOD WORK, I'M GONNA HEIST THOSE HI-TOPS

IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

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(RAPID FOOTSTEPS)

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #2: HI, I'M HARRY THE HAWKER.

YOUR FRIENDLY SOUVENIR SALESMAN.

WELCOME TO SONIC APPRECIATION DAY.

NICE MASK, KID.

-AH!

OW, WATCH IT!

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-CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SET OF GENUINE

SONIC BRAND STEAK KNIVES?

THESE BABIES SLICE, THEY DICE,

THEY PEEL, AND SQUEAL.

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-NO, THANKS.

-SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COLLECTABLE MAYBE?

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BUBBLE GUM CHEWED BY SONIC HIMSELF.

-I DON'T CHEW GUM.

-BOY KID, YOU'RE A TOUGH SELL.

-HE SHOULD BE, HE'S SONIC.

-YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A MASK?

-THIS JUST IN, HARRY THE HAWKER HAS FINALLY GOTTEN A CLUE.

STAY TUNED FOR NEW DEVELOPMENTS.

GET THE PICTURE, SLOWMO?

-COMPLIMENTARY BOOKMARK TO SHOW THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS?

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-WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MEET ALL MY FANS,

TALK TO 'EM, SHAKE THEIR HANDS.

AND SAVE THEIR BUTTS FROM THIS GIANT ROBOT.

-THERE HE IS, THE MONSTER ROBOT SONIC TRACKING DEVICE

IS FOOLPROOF.

-SO NOW THAT WE FOUND HIM, CAN WE SMASH HIM?

-YES, JUST MAKE SURE THE ROBOT'S LEFT FOOT GOES FIRST!

-OKAY!

UH, WHICH ONE OF US CONTROLS THE LEFT?

-YOU DO, TRACTOR HEAD!

YOUR LEFT.

-OH!

(YELLING)

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-TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!

THE THREE-LEGGED RACE.

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, THE AGONY OF DEFEAT.

-HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M NEVER RIGHT.

ANYWAYS, I'M LEFT, YOU SAID SO.

-OH NO! WE'RE GOING DOWN!

(YELLING)

-THAT OUGHTA SEND THEM CLATTERING BACK TO ROBOTNIK.

(OFFSCREEN) -FEMALE #1: HELP!

HELP!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SCREAMING)

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OH, IT'S YOU!

(JAZZY MUSIC)

HI, MY NAME'S SONNET, I CHANGED IT ON ACCOUNT

OF I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

I'VE GOT YOUR T-SHIRT, YOUR WATCH--

-HUH?

-YOUR HAIR-COLORING KIT, AND I BETCHA THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR.

DOESN'T IT?

-EWW!

-EW!

-HOW'D YOU FALL OFF THE ROOF?

-OH THAT? I JUMPED.

-YOU WHAT?

-I WANTED YOU TO SAVE ME!

WELL, HOW ELSE WAS I GONNA MEET YOU, SILLY?

NOW HOW ABOUT ANOTHER KISS, YOU HUNKY HEDGEHOG?

-SORRY, GOTTA GO.

-NOBODY TREATS ME THAT WAY!

OH, I'LL GET EVEN WITH YOU, MR. HEDGEHOG,

JUST YOU WAIT!

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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-ROOM FOR TWO, PLEASE.

-AND DOES ROOM SERVICE HAVE CHILI DOGS?

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #3: SONIC, WHY YOU OLD PRICKLE-BACK,

CHILI-SCARFING ROAD BURNER!

-HODGEPODGE.

(GROANS)

(GASPS)

-MALE #4: SONIC, WHO IS THIS GUY?

-HODGEPODGE: THE HANDLE'S HODGEPODGE.

ME AND SONIC HERE GO WAY BACK.

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-OW! KNOCK IT OFF!

-MALE #4: SO WHY'D HE KICK YOU?

-THAT'S HIS WAY OF SAYING "HOWDY."

WANNA RACE?

-YOU KIDDIN'? JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!

-LET'S DO IT!

-HEY! WAIT FOR ME!

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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-COME ON, WE'LL USE THE RAMPS THEY SET UP

FOR MY SPEED DEMONSTRATION TOMORROW.

-READY, SET GO!

(FRANTIC MUSIC)

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-SONIC WINS!

-HODGEPODGE: JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!

-HEY, YOU'RE PRETTY FAST THOUGH.

-LOOK AT THESE.

YEARS BACK, THEY USED TO BE THE FASTEST FEET AROUND.

THEN HURRICANE SONIC BLEW INTO TOWN

HURRICANE, BLEW, HA-HA-HA, GOOD ONE, HUH?

BEAT ME IN EVERY RACE WE EVER HAD.

I USED TO BE REAL JEALOUS OF THIS CRAZY GALOOT

BEING FASTER THAN ME.

-YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD, ARE YOU?

-HECK NO, YOU HELPED ME REALIZE THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BE

THE FASTEST FELLER AROUND TO MATTER.

BOY, I SURE DO LOVE THIS SONIC APPRECIATION DAY.

YEE-HAW!

-BOY, DO I FEEL APPRECIATED.

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

-WAHOO!

-AH!

(LOUD CRASH)

-SORRY ABOUT THAT, PAL.

-IT'S ALL RIGHT, SIGNORE SONIC.

SEEIN' HOW IT'S YOU.

(OFFSCREEN) -HODGEPODGE: SONIC, WHERE'D YOU FLY OFF TO, OLD BUDDY?

COME BACK, I GOTTA CARRY YOUR BAGS

OR I'LL LOSE MY JOB!

-CHECKIN' IN TO THE PLAZOID, HUH?

WELL, TONIGHT, SONIC, YOU'LL BE CHECKING OUT PERMANENTLY!

YEAH!

FOREVER!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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-WILL YOU HURRY UP AND PLAY A CARD?

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(HORNS TRUMPETING)

(GROWLING)

(CHEERING)

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

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I DON'T REMEMBER PROGRAMMING YOU TO BEAT ME!

(GROWLING)

(EXPLOSION)

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I JUST HATE LOSING CARDS!

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #5: DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!

WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!

-UH YEAH, BUT UH, THEN WE LOST THE HEDGEHOG.

-YOU LOST HIM?

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GIANT ROBO-ROOTER ROBOT?

-UM, UH, IT KINDA TURNED OUT TO HAVE TWO LEFT FEET.

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

YOU SEE, THIS TOWN WAS HAVING

A SONIC APPRECIATION DAY AND--

-SONIC APPRECIATION?

SOMEWHERE ON MOBIUS, THERE'S A WHOLE TOWN OF PEOPLE

PRAISING THAT HEDGEHOG?

-UH HUH, PRAISE, PARADES, CELEBRATIONS.

-DR. ROBOTNIK: I WANT THAT TOWN OF DISGUSTING SONIC LOVERS

FLATTENED!

-FLATTENED?

-WITH THIS, MY NEW ROBO-ROLLER,

YOU WILL SQUASH SONIC AND HIS FAN CLUB INTO A SQUISHY PASTE.

BUT FIRST, DO EITHER OF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY GIN RUMMY?

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(SOFT MUSIC)

(SNORING)

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(HISSING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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-OH, MY HEAD.

WHAT WAS IN THOSE CHILI DOGS?

MY KICKS!

SOMEBODY RIPPED OFF MY SLICK KICKS!

SOMEBODY STOPPED ME FROM RUNNING!

(YELLING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(SNORING)

TAILS, GET UP, EMERGENCY!

SOMEBODY STOLE MY HI-TOPS!

-THAT'S AWFUL!

-MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD.

LET ME TRY SOMETHING.

(FRANTIC MUSIC)

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(HISSING)

(PAINED EXCLAIMING)

OH, IT'S NO USE.

I CAN'T BEAT FEET WITHOUT MY SLICK KICKS TO PROTECT 'EM.

-WE'LL FIND 'EM, SONIC!

IT'S A MYSTERY!

WE'LL BE DETECTIVES!

-YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW I WORK.

I'D RATHER USE MY FEET THAN MY HEAD.

OH...OH, OH!

BUT I GUESS THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING, HUH?

(GROANING)

LET'S LOOK FOR CLUES.

-YEAH!

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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SONIC, I THINK I FOUND A CLUE.

-WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

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-HERE'S OUR HI-TOPPER NAPPER.

COCONUTS!

-HUH?

HEY!

(MUTTERING)

IT'S EMBARRASSING, I CAN'T TELL YA, I CAN'T, I CAN'T, I CAN'T!

-OKAY, LET'S TAKE HIM APART, TAILS.

-DIBS ON HIS HEADLIGHT.

-OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

I WAS IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE...

I WAS GONNA...

GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

-SO WHY THE NAP ATTACK?

-LET ME EXPLAIN.

I SNUCK INTO YOUR ROOM,

HID IN THE CLOSET, AND WAITED FOR HOURS,

HOURS AND HOURS!

YOU TWO FELL ASLEEP AFTER EATING ALL THOSE CHILI DOGS

BLEH, MESSY, MESSY, MESSY!

I WAS GONNA GET YOU, BUT THEN I NOTICED

SOMETHING ELSE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU!

NO WAY I WAS GONNA LET SOMEBODY ELSE CATCH YOU.

UH-UH, SO I CAME OUT READY TO KICK SOME MOBIAN BEHIND!

OH, IT WAS A TOUGH BATTLE.

BUT I GOT SO TIRED FROM BEATING ON THE GUY,

I JUST...FELL ASLEEP.

AND THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER.

I DON'T KNOW WHO TOOK YOUR STUPID HI-TOPS.

I DON'T! I DON'T!

-I THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.

HE WOULDN'T WANT TO SWIPE MY SHOES.

HE'D WANNA SWIPE ME.

-LET'S GO FIND SOME MORE CLUES.

I'LL GET MY STUFF!

-WITHOUT YOUR SUPER SPEED,

YOU'LL NEVER FIND THOSE SNEAKERS.

NEVER, NEVER!

-TAILS: YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOUR NEW BOOKMARK IS MISSING, TOO!

-WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?

I NEED MY HI-TOPS, LET'S GET GOING!

-AW, COME ON, CUT ME LOOSE!

MY TAIL'S STARTING TO HURT.

COME ON, COME ON!

-LOOK HERE, TAILS.

SOMEBODY CUT A HOLE IN THIS DOOR.

A METAL DOOR!

LOCK'S BEEN PICKED, TOO.

-I KNOW WHO DONE IT!

-WHO?

-THAT BULLY HODGEPODGE!

HE'S OUR HI-TOPPER NAPPER!

OKAY, YOU FLOPPY-EARED CROOK!

COUGH UP THE HI-TOPS!

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, LITTLE PARTNER!

WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH THOSE CONFOUNDED HI-TOPS?

-REVENGE, YOU SAID YOU USED TO HATE SONIC

FOR BEING FASTER THAN YOU.

FESS UP!

-I TOLD YOU, I USED TO BE JEALOUS!

-TAILS, LET HIM UP BEFORE HE GETS MAD.

(JAZZY MUSIC)

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SHAKING HODGEPODGE ISN'T GONNA GET MY HI-TOPS BACK.

LOOK AT HIS FEET.

WITH FEET THAT BIG,

WHAT WOULD HE DO WITH MY HI-TOPS?

-UH, USE THEM AS TOE WARMERS?

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: THEY MIGHT AS WELL TAKE DOWN THOSE RAMPS.

NO SPEED SHOW NOW.

-I THINK THIS TOWN'S GOT BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.

WE HEARD ON THE RADIO THAT ROBOTNIK'S SENDING IN

HIS BADNIKS TO DESTROY THE TOWN!

-WE'VE GOTTA FIND YOUR HI-TOPS QUICK!

-YEAH, THIS TOWN NEEDS A HERO, NOT A BAREFOOT SLOWMO.

-AW, QUIT BEING SO HARD ON YOURSELF, YOU BUG-EYED ROAD RAT.

-AH!

-IT AIN'T YOUR SHOES THAT MAKE YOU A HERO, AMIGO,

IT'S SOMETHING IN THE WAY YOU ARE!

-I WON'T BE ANYTHING, YOU WON'T BE ANYTHING,

THIS TOWN WON'T BE ANYTHING

IF WE DON'T FIND THOSE HI-TOPS!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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-ANY LUCK?

-NO SIGN OF MY SLICK KICKS ANYWHERE.

WAIT A MINUTE!

-I'LL GET EVEN WITH YOU, MR. HEDGEHOG!

JUST YOU WAIT!

-HOLD ON THERE! -SONIC?

-SONIC: YOU SNUCK INTO MY ROOM LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T YOU?

(CRYING)

-SONNET: I KNEW YOU'D FIND ME!

I'M SORRY, SONIC!

I'LL GIVE 'EM BACK!

-SHE'S THE HI-TOPPER NAPPER!

(SOFT MUSIC)

-HERE, TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I TOOK FROM YOU.

-SHE ISN'T THE HI-TOPPER NAPPER?

-YOU DIDN'T SWIPE MY HI-TOPS?

-NO!

I SNUCK INTO YOUR ROOM-- I MEAN, THE DOOR WAS OPEN.

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR A SOUVENIR OF YOUR VISIT

SO I TOOK THE WRAPPER AND THE RED BOOKMARK

AND IMMEDIATELY LEFT.

(SNORING)

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AND THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED.

-HUH?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU STOLE THESE FROM MY HOTEL ROOM?

-YES, AND I'M SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR DOING IT!

-DON'T BE!

(GASPING)

-OH, HE TOUCHED ME!

(HEARTS POPPING)

-TAILS, I KNOW WHO OUR HI-TOPPER NAPPER IS.

AH!

-NO TIME, LOOK!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(LOUD BANG)

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SONIC?

-I'M GONNA STOP HIM THE SAME WAY I FIGURED OUT

WHO STOLE MY HI-TOPS.

I'M GONNA USE THE OLD BRAIN APP.

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-SONIC APPRECIATION DAY HAS JUST BECOME

REAL ESTATE DEPRECIATION DAY!

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: I'M GONNA LURE THEM OVER HERE.

AT THE LAST SECOND, I JUMP AWAY.

THEY'LL GO STRAIGHT UP THE RAMP

AND FLIP THE ROLLER.

-TAILS: GREAT PLAN!

-NOW GO HIDE.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TWO EGG KISSERS

COME AND FLATTEN ME FIRST?

IF YOU CAN THAT IS.

-LET'S GET HIM!

-I'M WAITING!

(OFFSCREEN) -COCONUTS: AND I'M BACK!

HOME RUN!

I DON'T KNOW WHY DR. ROBOTNIK KEEPS YOU IDIOTS AROUND.

SPINEHEAD WAS TRYING TO TRICK YOU.

-HE WAS?

OH, THAT LITTLE SNEAK.

-GOOD THING COCONUTS WARNED US!

NO WAY SONIC IS GONNA FOOL US TWICE!

-OH, MY GRACIOUS, YOU TWO ARE THE RAMP SAFETY TESTERS,

AREN'T YOU? -HUH?

-SONIC: OH, WE NEED THESE RAMPS FOR MR. SONIC'S

CHARITY SPEED BENEFIT.

IF YOU TEST THEM WITH THAT CONTRAPTION,

YOU'LL FLATTEN 'EM.

OH, WITHOUT THEM THE WIDOWS AND ORPHANS

OF MCGUFFIN WILL HAVE NOTHING TO EAT THIS WINTER.

-WIDOWS?

-ORPHANS?

-SORRY LADY, DUTY CALLS!

-AW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE FALLING FOR THIS!

SCRATCH, GROUNDER!

IT'S ANOTHER--

-YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

(MUFFLED MUTTERING)

-SCRATCH, SHOULDN'T WE BE CHASING THE HEDGEHOG?

-OH, WE WILL!

BUT WHEN DR. ROBOTNIK HEARS THAT WE WERE CRUEL

TO WIDOWS AND ORPHANS, TOO, HE'LL BE TWICE AS PROUD!

(LAUGHTER)

(FRANTIC MUSIC)

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(YELLING)

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(YELLING)

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

(BIRDS TWEETING)

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-JUNK MAIL.

-SO WHERE ARE YOUR HI-TOPS?

-WELL, LET'S CHECK OUT THE EVIDENCE.

WE KNOW THAT SOMEBODY SNUCK INTO THE ROOM

AND TOOK 'EM WHILE WE WERE CATCHING Z'S, RIGHT?

-TAILS: COCONUTS WAS IN THE ROOM.

I THINK HE DID IT.

-SONIC: YEAH, HE WAS IN THE ROOM,

BUT WHEN WE FOUND HIM SLEEPING IN THE CLOSET,

HE DIDN'T HAVE THE SNEAKERS.

-TAILS: SO THEN IT WAS HODGEPODGE!

-SONIC: WHY WOULD A BELL BOY WITH A KEY TO EVERY ROOM

NEED TO PICK THE LOCK?

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BESIDES, THE HI-TOPS WOULDN'T FIT HIS BIG FEET, REMEMBER?

-TAILS: WELL, THEN SONNET'S THE ONLY SUSPECT LEFT.

-SONIC: NAH, SHE ALREADY CONFESSED TO ANOTHER CRIME:

STEALING THE BOOKMARK.

OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T STEAL MY BOOKMARK.

-TAILS: HUH? -SONIC: THE BOOKMARK HARRY THE HAWKER GAVE ME WAS BLUE.

THE BOOKMARK SONNET STOLE AND RETURNED TO ME WAS RED.

-HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT!

HOW'D IT CHANGE COLOR?

-IT DIDN'T!

THERE WERE TWO DIFFERENT BOOKMARKS!

(WHISTLES)

(WHOOSHING)

(FRANTIC MUSIC)

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-SAY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

(GIGGLING)

-SONIC, YOU FIGURED IT OUT!

-ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, HAPPY?

-SO WHAT DID HAPPEN, SONIC?

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: HAWK FACE CUT A HOLE IN THE DOOR

WITH ONE OF HIS SONIC BRAND STEAK KNIVES.

-THESE BABIES SLICE, THEY DICE, THEY PEAL, AND SQUEAL.

-SONIC: SOMEHOW, THE CLUTCH DROPPED A RED BOOKMARK.

WHEN HE TRIED TO PICK IT BACK UP,

HE TOOK MY BLUE ONE BY MISTAKE.

THE RED ONE HE REALLY DROPPED WAS STILL ON THE FLOOR.

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-TAILS: AND THAT WAS THE BOOKMARK THAT SONNET STOLE.

-YOU MUST HAVE ARRANGED THIS WHOLE THING.

WHICH LEADS ME TO ONE QUESTION.

WHY DID YOU TAKE MY HI-TOPS?

-I WANTED TO CUT THEM UP AND SELL PIECES AS SOUVENIRS!

I BROKE 16 SETS OF STEAK KNIVES TRYING.

-BOOK HIM, FIDO!

I'VE GOT A WAY COOL IDEA.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

♪

-WHAT'S THIS?

♪

-CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ELECTED AN OFFICIAL MEMBER

OF THE SONIC FAN CLUB!

HERE'S YOUR SOUVENIR TALKING T-SHIRT,

EGG BELLY SIZE!

(GROANING)

-I'LL GET YOU! OH!

UGH!

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

(THEME MUSIC)

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

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-WAIT, SONNET, YOU KNOW STEALING IS WRONG.

-EH, FORGET HER, NICE SHOES!

GO ON, TAKE 'EM!

-NO, I CAN'T!

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: THANKS FOR BEING HONEST, SONNET.

I KNEW YOU'D DO THE RIGHT THING.

-SONIC, I LEARNED MY LESSON.

I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR STEALING

'CAUSE IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

(THEME MUSIC)

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