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(RINGING)

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

-YOU ALREADY FORCED ME TO TELL YOU

HOW TO BUILD MY INVENTION, DR. ROBOTNIK.

NOW, LET ME GO!

OR YOU GO AND I'LL STAY HERE.

-STOP BLABBERING, PROFESSOR.

I'M NOT RELEASING UNTIL I'M SURE YOUR MACHINE WORKS.

(METALLIC CLANKING)

(PAINED EXCLAIMING)

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

-I NEED A BOLT.

-YOU WANT A BOLT?

HERE'S A BOLT!

-OW!

-HA-HA-HA-HAA!

(EXPLOSION)

-YOU INCOMPETENT.

THIS IS NO TIME TO FALL APART.

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

-WILL DO, OH GREAT ONE.

-LOOK WHAT I DID.

I GOT IT FINISHED.

I'M DR. ROBOTNIK'S FAVORITE LACKEY.

-WELL, I'M HIS FAVORITE VICTIM.

-NOW WE WILL SEE HOW WELL

PROFESSOR VON SCHLEMMER'S HUMONGO GIZMO PERFORMS.

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

WHOA!

(WHIPPING)

OUCH!

(POP)

(DEFLATING WHISTLE)

-MALE #1: DID IT WORK, OH MOST VILE ONE?

-YOU STUPID MOUNDS OF METAL.

(STEAMING)

OKAY, PROFESSOR VON SCHLEMMER.

WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO

TO GET YOUR INVENTION TO WORK?

-I'LL NEVER TELL YOU.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU FIENDISHLY TORTURE ME.

-TORTURE?

I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

HMM... WHAT'S THE MOST UNBEARABLE

TORTURE DEVICE I HAVE HERE?

SOME FOOLS MIGHT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND

THE TORMENT OF THE RACK,

THE PAIN OF THE WHIP,

OR THE HORROR OF THE IRON MAIDEN,

BUT NOBODY CAN STAND THE AGONY OF "DE-FEET."

SOON, YOU WILL BE BEGGING TO TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

(LAUGHING)

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

(THUDDING)

♪

(SPITS)

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NOBODY MAKES A FOOL OUT OF DR. ROBOTNIK.

TAKE THIS!

(LAUGHING)

-OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

I CAN'T STAND IT.

I'LL TELL YOU. I'LL TELL YOU.

YOU HAVE THE SCHMITZEL CONNECTED TO THE FUGELMIZDER,

WHEN IT SHOULD BE CONNECTED TO THE KLAKENPUGEL.

HA-HA-HA!

(ELECTRICAL CHARGING)

-HE-HE, IT'S WORKING.

WHAT'S NEXT, YOUR VICIOUSNESS?

-TAKE THIS FOOL TO THE DEEPEST,

DARKEST PART OF THE JUNGLE OF DOOM.

WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND HIM.

-OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!

THIS HUMONGO GIZMO MACHINE IS REALLY GONNA BE GREAT.

-I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THE SAME THING.

IT'S FANTASTIC.

IT'S COLOSSAL.

-WHEN I ACTIVATE THIS MACHINE,

I WILL BECOME THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF MOBIUS.

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

♪

(THEME MUSIC)

-I'LL CATCH YOU YET, YOU OVERGROWN PIN CUSHION.

I WILL, I WILL, I WILL!

-EAT OUR DUST, COCONUTS.

-I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT OUR DUST.

-DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUD.

WE'LL TAKE A SNACK BREAK AS SOON AS WE SHAKE

THAT METAL MONKEY.

HANG ON, LITTLE BUDDY.

I'VE GOT A GREAT DIG COMING UP.

-ALL RIGHT!

(SAWING)

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: I'M PULLING A SLICK TRICK ON BANANA BRAINS.

WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A GUSHER.

(WHOOSHING)

(GUSHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING) -WHOA!

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YIKES!

(CRASHING)

(WHIMSICAL EXCLAMATION)

(THEME MUSIC)

(SCREECHING)

-HEY, TAILS, WE'RE IN LUCK.

-FOR SURE.

WELCOME TO WEINERVILLE.

ALL RIGHT! IT'S THE WEENIE CAPITAL OF MOBIUS.

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE.

THEY'VE GOT THE BEST CHILI DOGS ON THE PLANET.

HEY, THIS IS A REAL WEENIE TOWN.

GET A LOAD OF THIS SUPER SAUSAGE FACTORY.

-YUM!

YEAH I JUST HOPE THEY CAN MAKE 'EM

FAST ENOUGH FOR ME TO EAT.

I'M STARVED.

-HOO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

HONEY, THE FAMOUS HEDGEHOG IS HERE!

IN MY TOWN!

IN PERSON!

WELCOME!

I'M MAYOR KNACKWURST.

-HI, I'M HUNGRY.

-YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY LITTLE CHUM.

WE MISSED A LOT OF MEALS THE LAST FEW DAYS.

-ALL GROWING YOUNGSTERS HAVE BOTTOMLESS APPETITES.

IT WILL BE MY HONOR TO SERVE YOU A FEAST

OF WEINERVILLE'S DELECTABLE DELIGHTS.

-HI, Y'ALL.

WILL THIS TABLE DO?

-JUST FINE, MA'AM.

THANKS!

-WHICH OF OUR FAMOUS DELICACIES WOULD YOU PREFER?

-OUR CHILI DOGS, CRACKED DOGS, CORN DOGS,

TURKEY DOGS, WIENER SCHNITZEL, BRAUNSCHWEIGER?

-THEY ALL LOOK SCRUMPTIOUS FOR A START.

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

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REAL GOOD.

NOW, I'M READY FOR THE MAIN COURSE.

-HA-HA-HA, WHEN TAILS GETS AS HUNGRY AS THIS

YOU NEVER NEED A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: OH, GO ON.

NO WAY THAT HUMONGO GIZMO CAN REALLY MAKE

SOMETHING BIG OUT OF SOMETHING SMALL.

-STOP YAPPING, AND I'LL GIVE YOU

A DEMONSTRATION.

FIRST, I'LL NEED SOMETHING VERY TINY.

-HOW ABOUT, GROUNDER'S BRAIN?

(LAUGHING)

-FUNNY.

(OFFSCREEN) -DR. ROBOTNIK: THIS'LL DO.

BELLY BUTTON LINT.

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ALL RIGHT, GROUNDER, COMMENCE THE ENLARGEMENT ACTION.

(CRANKING)

OH, SUCCESS!

BUT LET'S REALLY MAKE IT HUMUNGOUS.

FULL POWER!

-YOUR EVERY WISH IS MY COMMAND, YOUR SLIMINESS.

OOPS!

(ZAPPING)

(YELPS)

-MALE #1: GIMME THAT, YOU DODO.

-I'M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENCE.

MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?

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IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!

(LOUD EXPLOSION)

(CRASH)

-MM-MMM.

(BURPS)

-RIGHT NOW THE ONLY THING BIGGER THAN

TAIL'S APPETITE IS HIS STOMACH.

-GREAT GRUB, NOW WHERE'S A GOOD PLACE FOR DESSERT?

-HUN, WHY DON'T Y'ALL TRY

MAJOR MUSTARD'S 41 FLAVOR ICE CREAM EMPORIUM.

(OFFSCREEN) -TAILS: 41 FLAVORS, IS THAT ALL?

(HISSING)

-HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

-VON SCHLEMMER: HMM...STRANGEST LOOKING CLOUD I'VE EVER SEEN.

(OFFSCREEN) -TAILS: I'LL START OUT WITH A TRIPLE DECKER CONE,

THEN YOU'LL SEE SOME MAJOR MUNCHING.

(COUGHING)

OHH!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

HEY, THE BUILDINGS ARE GETTING SMALLER.

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: NO, THE BUILDINGS ARE THE SAME.

IT'S YOU!

SOMETHING'S HAYWIRE, LITTLE BUDDY.

WHY, YOU'RE GETTING TALLER.

-YEAH, I AM.

ALL RIGHT!

I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE, SONIC.

DO SOMETHING.

I'M SCARED.

-DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.

I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

-MY APPETITE'S GETTING BIGGER.

I'M SO HUNGRY I CAN'T STAND IT.

♪

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

♪

DO SOMETHING, SONIC.

I CAN'T STOP EATING.

I GOTTA SPLIT BEFORE I HURT SOMEBODY.

(SCREAMING)

(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)

(CRASH)

-DON'T PANIC, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING...I HOPE.

(OFFSCREEN) -TAILS: I'M SO HUNGRY I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF.

-AHHH!

OH, NO!

HELP!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

♪

(WHOOSHING)

(SWISHING)

-WHEW!

THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COME OVER MY LITTLE BUDDY.

-UGH! YOUR LITTLE BUDDY ALMOST DESTROYED MY TOWN,

AND ME WITH IT!

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

-SONIC, WHAT DO I DO?

I'M JUST SO HUNGRY.

(SCREECH)

-NOT TO WORRY, PAL.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

-BUT HOW?

-I'LL, UH...

ER, UH...

CAN I GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT?

-THAT HORRIBLE MONSTER!

I THOUGHT I WAS A GONER.

-OH, I'M SURE TAILS DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

(OFFSCREEN) -DR. ROBOTNIK: AN ACCIDENT?

DON'T BE FOOLED!

IT IS A VICIOUS SCHEME TO DESTROY YOUR VILLAGE,

AND THE ROTTEN ONE WHO'S BEHIND

THE WICKED PLOT IS NONE OTHER THAN...

SONIC, THE DECEITFUL HEDGEHOG!

-THAT'S A LIE, ROBOTNIK, AND YOU KNOW IT!

(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

-THE ACCIDENTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMONGO GIZMO MACHINE

IS THE MOST FORTUNATE MISHAP OF MY ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER.

-I BET YOU HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG.

HUH, BOSS?

(WHOOSH)

(SCREAMING)

(LOUD THUD)

-HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE SONIC OF ANYTHING UNDERHANDED?

HE'S MOBIUS' NATIONAL HERO.

AND EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE MOBIUS'

NATIONAL VILLAIN.

(OFFSCREEN) -DR. ROBOTNIK: I'VE SEEN THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.

YES, INDEED, I'M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.

IF I WAS SUCH A BAD GUY,

WOULD I BE BRINGING YOU ALL THESE GIFTS?

♪

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #2: WOW, LOOK AT THAT!

-MALE #3: WOW, A MOLDED PLASTIC COAT HANGER.

(OFFSCREEN) -FEMALE #1: A TUM-TUM- TUMMY TIME!

(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #4: AN UMBRELLA HAT.

-MALE #5: UHH, AN ELVIS TOILET SEAT COVER, MAN.

-THEY'RE NOT GONNA FALL FOR THAT.

(RAPID FOOTSTEPS)

(OFFSCREEN) -DR. ROBOTNIK: FRIENDS, SAUSAGES, AND MOBIANS,

YOU MUST DO EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU,

(WHOOSH)

FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!

-DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YA.

-IT'S SONIC WHO'S DECEIVING YOU.

LOOK WHAT HIS MONSTROUS FRIEND

HAS DONE TO YOUR FAIR TOWN.

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #6: YOU KNOW, I THINK ROBOTNIK MAKES SENSE.

(OFFSCREEN) -FEMALE #2: ROBOTNIK IS A REALLY NICE GUY.

-MALE #6: HE'S A NICE GUY!

-THIS WASN'T TAILS' FAULT.

HE WOULDN'T HURT ANYBODY.

(INDISTINCT DISMISSIVE CHATTER)

(LOUD THUDDING)

-I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.

THE BIGGER I GET, THE HUNGRIER I GET.

(CHEWING)

(SCREAMING)

OH, BOY! YUMMY!

MOBIAN MELON.

(HORSE NEIGHING)

♪

MMM, THAT REALLY HITS THE SPOT.

(LOUD BURP, RUMBLING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

-THE EARTHQUAKE IS DESTROYING OUR TOWN!

-I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.

(LOUD BURP, RUMBLING)

-OH MY GOSH!

HE'S HEADING FOR THE WEINER COTTAGE FIELDS.

-AFTER TAILS!

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

(ANGRY SCREAMING)

♪

-YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE!

-OUR BIG MISTAKE WAS TRUSTING YOU.

THE ONLY WHO CAN SAVE US NOW

IS DEAR, SWEET, GENEROUS, DR. ROBOTNIK.

-I AM A GENIUS.

SOON THOSE FOOLS WILL THINK

SONIC IS THE VILLAIN,

AND I AM THE HERO!

THEN ALL OF MOBIUS WILL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS.

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

I'M RETURNING TO MY FORTRESS TO GET

JUST THE WEAPON I NEED FOR THIS SITUATION.

I'M LEAVING YOU TWO IN CHARGE.

-YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME.

-I'M THE ONE YOU CAN DEPEND ON.

-SILENCE!

IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG,

I'LL MELT YOU DOWN AND TURN YOU

INTO HOOD ORNAMENTS.

-I'VE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING FAST

OR TAILS IS HISTORY.

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: OY, PROFESSOR VON SCHLEMMER'S GIZMO GAS

SURE TURNED THE TABLES ON SONIC.

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #1: YEAH AND THE PROFESSOR'S THE ONLY ONE

WHO HAS THE ANTIDOTE.

HE'S HIDDEN AWAY REAL GOOD

WHERE NO ONE'LL EVER FIND HIM.

HA-HA-HA-HAA!

-DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME

OR AM I LOOKING AT

THE FUTURE MR. INTERNATIONAL HUNK?

-HUH? -WHERE?

-I'LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS LIKE I DID WITH

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERBOT.

-OH, ALL RIGHT!

-I CAN GO FOR THAT.

-WELL, THE BODY BUILDERS CONTEST GETS STARTED

IN 30 SECONDS, SO LET'S GET YOU PUMPED UP.

(WHOOSHING)

(CRASH)

(YELPS)

(LOUD CRASH)

(YELPS)

(LOUD CRASH)

♪

-THAT OUGHTA DO IT.

NOW, IT'S SHOW TIME!

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(WHOOSHING)

♪

LET THE MR. MACHO MOBIUS CONTEST BEGIN.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR GROUNDER AND SCRATCH

WHO WILL AMAZE US BY FLEXING

THEIR MASSIVE MUSCLES.

(RECORDED CROWD CHEERING)

♪

(ZAPPING)

♪

(CROWD CHEERING STOPS)

LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR TWO SWEATY CONTESTANTS.

(RECORDED CROWD CHEERING)

ON MOBIUS, MIND IS AS IMPORTANT AS MUSCLE,

SO NOW FOR THE INTERVIEW PORTION OF OUR CONTEST.

GIVE ME THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT

ENTERS YOUR MIND, GUYS.

TELL US, HOW WOULD YOU SOLVE WORLD POLLUTION?

-WELL, UH...

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: POLLUTION?

-AND HOW WOULD YOU BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE?

-GEE, UH...GOSH!

-THAT'S A HARD ONE.

-AND FINALLY, WHERE IS THE FAMOUS

DR. VON SCHLEMMER HIDDEN?

-I KNOW THAT!

IN THE BOTTOMLESS PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF

THE JUNGLE OF DOOM.

-AND WHAT DO THE JUDGES SAY?

IT'S A TIE, FOLKS!

(WHOOSH)

HERE ARE YOUR TROPHIES AND YOUR PRIZE MONEY.

(RATTLING)

♪

AND THE GRAND PRIZE!

♪

(SCREECH)

A ONCE BRAND NEW EDSEL DELOREAN!

YES, HUNKS, IT'S EVERYTHING YOU'VE

EVER DREAMED OF IN A LUXURY CAR.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE, FOR THE STEERING WHEEL.

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: DON'T TURN LEFT, YOU IDIOT!

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: I CAN'T! I CAN'T!

-SCRATCH: WATCH OUT! -GROUNDER: OH NO!

(LOUD CRASH)

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: I GOTTA FIND VON SCHLEMMER FAST

OR MY FOXY LITTLE BUDDY IS A DEAD DUCK.

YOO-HOO!

PROFESSOR VON SCHLEMMER!

-YES, IT IS I, AND BOY AM I TIRED

OF KILLING TIME DOING CROSSWORD PUZZLES.

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: DON'T WORRY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.

-YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

SAY, WHAT'S A FIVE LETTER WORD FOR CONTRAPTION?

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: GIZMO.

-I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT.

-I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

HANG TIGHT!

(WHOOSHING)

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

♪

I'LL REEL YA OUTTA THERE.

(OFFSCREEN) -DR. VON SCHLEMMER: THAT'S REAL CLEVER

♪

(MECHANICAL SOUNDS)

♪

(TEARING SOUND)

(THUD)

I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET OUT OF THERE.

SAY, YOU FEEL A BREEZE AROUND HERE?

HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?

-I'M DESPERATE TO SAVE MY FRIEND.

I HEARD YOU HAVE AN ANTIDOTE.

-I DO, INDEED.

WHEN I WAS A LAD I WENT TO THE CIRCUS

ONE SUMMER AND I--

-NOT AN ANECDOTE!

AN ANTIDOTE FOR YOUR GIZMO GAS.

-WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

THE CURE FOR GIZMO GAS

IS THE FRAGRANCE OF THE RARE

HOOT-N-TOOT GARLIC WHICH GROWS

IN THE GARDEN OF THE EVIL WIZARD LIZARD.

-WELL, HOW DO I GET THEM?

-FIRST, YOU GO NORTH 5,012 MILES

TO THE GARGANTUAN ISLANDS, TURN LEFT AT

THE FIRST PALM TREE, TAKE PICKLE BOULEVARD WEST,

YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

CAREFUL, THE GARDEN LOOKS PEACEFUL,

BUT IT'S FILLED WITH DEADLY BOOBY TRAPS!

(SNORING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(WHOOSHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(CRASH)

♪

(SAWING)

♪

-IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(SCREECHING)

-HOLD IT, EVERYONE!

WE'VE GOT THE CURE!

THE HOOT-N-TOOT GARLIC!

-YOU'RE TOO LATE!

OUR NEW NATIONAL HERO, DR. ROBOTNIK,

HAS RETURNED TO SAVE THE DAY!

-MY INSTO-FREEZE CANNON WILL TURN

TAILS INTO A POPSICLE.

-THIS'LL CURE HIM INSTANTLY,

BUT HOW WILL WE GET IT INTO HIS MOUTH?

-I GOT AN IDEA.

PROFESSOR, YOU'RE A SCIENTIFIC GENIUS,

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO BUILD A--

(WHISPERING)

(CRASHING)

-BY AN AMAZING COINKYDINK IT SO HAPPENS

THAT I GOT THE PLANS RIGHT HERE.

I CAN HAVE IT FINISHED IN 15 MONTHS.

-HMM...

I CAN BUILD IT IN 15 SECONDS.

(WHOOSHING)

FINISHED.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, PROFESSOR?

-AMAZING!

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WEINER LAUNCHER.

-YEAH, ONE CHILI DOG TO GO WITH EVERYTHING

ON IT, PLUS ONE SPECIAL ADDITION,

THE HOOT-N-TOOT GARLIC.

-SONIC IS TOO LATE!

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

MY FREEZE CANNON WILL BEAT HIM TO THE PUNCH.

(BUZZING)

(WHOOSHING)

(ZAPPING)

-NEAT-O!

MMM, DELICIOUS!

AHH!

(SCREAMING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

♪

-I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

-THANKS, SONIC!

YOU SAVED ME AGAIN.

-JUST GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, LITTLE BRO.

♪

-THE PROFESSOR EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.

IT WAS ALL DR. ROBOTNIK'S EVIL DOING.

-I JUST FEEL AWFUL FOR THOSE

TERRIBLE THINGS I SAID.

HOW CAN WE EVER MAKE IT UP TO YA?

-HOW ABOUT 746 CHILI DOGS AND SOME NICE DESSERT?

-WELL, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?

THE ONE THING THAT DIDN'T SHRINK

WAS HIS APPETITE.

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: HEY, TAILS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-HAVING LUNCH, SONIC.

WANT SOME?

-NO THANKS, LITTLE BUD.

NOW, I LOVE CHILI DOGS,

BUT THE OLD BOD NEEDS SOME FRUIT

AND VEGETABLES NOW AND THEN.

MILK AND DAIRY PRODUCTS, TOO.

NOT TOO MENTION FISH AND POULTRY.

DON'T FORGET YOUR BREADS AND CEREALS.

YOU NEED PREMIUM FUEL TO RUN YOUR BEST.

-OHH, RIGHT.

♪

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