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(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

(THUNDER)

(CRAZY, INTENSE MUSIC)

(THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS)

(OFFSCREEN) -GUARD: I HATE GUARD DUTY, HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT.

OOH, WHAT'S THAT? UH, WHO'S THERE?

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WHOA!

I BETTER CALL THE BIG GUY.

-AH HA, JUST A LITTLE MORE...

(COMPUTERIZED BEEPING)

WHAT THE--D'OH, WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT ME?

STUPID FOOL, MADE ME DROP MY SCREWDRIVER!

(CLANK)

ARRGGHH!

(COMPUTERIZED BEEPING)

-DR. ROBOTNIK, EHH... ARE YOU THERE?

-COCONUTS, I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME WHEN I'M BUSY!

-BUT...BUT...BUT, BOSS, SOMETHIN''S COMIN,'

WHOA-OA, SOMETHIN' BIG!

REAL BIG, BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG, HA-HA-HA!

OH NO, HELP!

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

(THUDDING EXPLOSION)

(THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS)

-COCONUTS, COME IN, YOU HUNK OF ROBOTIC JUNK!

WHAT'S THAT?

GROUNDER! SCRATCH! EMERGENCY ALERT!

SOMETHING HAS INVADED THE FORTRESS.

STOP IT AT ALL COSTS.

(TOGETHER) -RIGHT, DR. ROBOTNIK!

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: MY...MOMMA?

OH, UH... HELLO, UH...MOMMA.

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH, GROUNDER: MOMMA?

MOMMA!

(SMASHING CRUNCH)

-I...NICE TO SEE YOU, MOMMA.

-"NICE TO SEE YOU"?

IS THAT ALL I GET AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?

-WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE MOBIUS HOME

FOR REALLY BIZARRE MOTHERS?

-I DIDN'T LEAVE; I ESCAPED,

TO COME AND SEE MY ROTTEN SON.

I KNEW YOU'D FORGET:

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, YOU NO-GOODNIK.

-I KNOW IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

-MOMMA: DON'T LIE TO ME, YOU FIBBER.

BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

I KNOW JUST THE PRESENT I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME.

LOOK HERE.

-YOU WANT TREES FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

-MOMMA: NO!

I WANT THE MOBIUS NATIONAL PARK DESTROYED.

IT SPOILS THE VIEW FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW.

-OF COURSE, MOMMA.

WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT IDEA.

GROUNDER, SCRATCH, I'LL NEED SOME SPECIAL ROBOTS.

PREPARE THE ROBOT FACTORY.

-OUT OF THE WAY!

DR. ROBOTNIK TOLD ME TO DO IT.

-HE TOLD ME TO DO IT!

-JUST DO IT!

(SCREAMING)

(THEME MUSIC)

-HARK! I HEAR THE CALL, THE CALL TO HAUL!

♪

(TOGETHER) -KNOCK 'EM DOWN, KNOCK 'EM DOWN!

-WAAAAY DOWN!

♪

-WHOA! THOSE ROBOTS ARE POISONING THE TREES.

-IT'S SONIC!

-GET HIM!

-UH, SONIC, SHOULDN'T WE BE, LIKE, UH, DOING SOMETHING?

-I AM, KID, I AM.

BUT I THINK YOU'D BETTER GO CHECK OUT A SAFE SPOT

FOR A WHILE.

-THIS IS WHERE I GET THAT MISERABLE SONIC

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

-THERE YOU GO AGAIN, HOGGING ALL THE CREDIT.

-DON'T CALL ME A HOG, YOU CHICKEN!

-HERE'S A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, PAL.

EAT SOME MORE, IT'S FATTENING.

(EXPLOSION)

-OOH-HOO, THAT ROTTEN HEDGEHOG CHEATED.

-NEVER MIND THAT, I'VE GOT A PLAN.

-OOH, I'M ALL AFLUTTER WITH EXCITEMENT.

-CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?

IT'S ALMOST LUNCHTIME, AND THERE'S A CHILI DOG

WITH MY NAME ON IT, WAITING IN THE NEXT TOWN.

-YOU AND I WILL HEAD SONIC OFF THIS WAY.

-THE ROBOTS WILL CUT HIM OFF THAT WAY.

-I COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT PLAN MYSELF.

-READY ROBOT REPAIR, AT YOUR SERVICE.

WE'VE GOT A REPAIR ORDER FOR A COUPLE OF TREE-KILLER ROBOTS.

-LEMME SEE THAT.

-SONIC: I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME HERE.

DR. ROBOTNIK SAID TO GET THIS TAKEN CARE OF NOW.

-DR. ROBOTNIK SAID?

-WELL, IN THAT CASE, GO AHEAD.

-SONIC: MMM, MMM, MMM. THIS IS NOT GONNA BE CHEAP.

-HE SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.

-I'D CERTAINLY RECOMMEND HIM TO ALL MY FRIENDS.

-SONIC: UH-OH, MORE TROUBLE HERE.

SOME BAD NEWS, FELLOWS.

-JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN, BUT MAKE IT QUICK.

-YOU'RE THE BOSS, BUT I REALLY OUGHTA TAKE THIS ONE

INTO THE SHOP.

(METALLIC CLAMOR)

ALL FIXED. SIGN HERE, PLEASE.

OKIE-DOKIE. CALL US AGAIN IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.

SO LONG!

-EXCELLENT SERVICE.

-AND SO QUICK! NOW, LET'S GET THAT HEDGEHOG.

(OFFSCREEN) -MOMMA: SLOW DOWN! YOU ARE THE WORST DRIVER.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIRD!

WHERE ARE WE GOING, ANYWAY?

-I THOUGH YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MY DIRTY WORK, MOMMA.

MY GIFT TO YOU.

-I JUST HOPE THEY DID A HALFWAY DECENT JOB OF DESTRUCTION.

WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

-THOSE METALLIC MORONS!

THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

(COUGHING)

-WHY ARE MY TREE-KILLER ROBOTS SPRAYING YOU?

-IT WAS THAT ROBOT REPAIRMAN YOU SENT.

HE DID IT!

-I SENT NO REPAIRMAN.

-SURE YOU DID.

SPINY LITTLE BLUE GUY, ABOUT SO TALL?

-THAT WAS SONIC, YOU SILICON-BRAIN!

D'OH! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?

(OFFSCREEN) -MOMMA: YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING YOURSELF.

SONNY! GET US OUT OF THIS BROWN CLOUD!

-ROBOTNIK: HANG ON, MOMMA.

I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH WAY IS UP.

-SONNY, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE MUD AND HELP ME!

-I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MOMMA-- MY HEAD IS STUCK IN THE MUD.

-I GUESS WE SHOWED 'EM, RIGHT, SONIC?

-RIGHT. BUT I HAVE A FEELING WE'LL HAVE TO SHOW 'EM AGAIN,

REAL SOON.

(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)

(SINGING TO SELF) -LOOT AND PILLAGE VALLEY VILLAGE,

LOOT AND PILLAGE VALLEY VILLAGE.

(SCREAMING)

-OOH, I LOVE THE SOUND OF MAYHEM IN THE MORNING!

-YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME, SONNY.

-NO PROBLEM, MOMMA-- MY PLAN CANNOT FAIL.

-LOOK, SONIC!

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: WON'T THOSE ROBOTS EVER LEARN?

PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL, LITTLE BUDDY.

-WHOA!

(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: COME ON DOWN TO THE BIGGEST GAME SHOW OF ALL,

LUCKY LOOT-A-RAMA!

TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'LL WIN, DON.

RIGHT, JIM.

OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS WILL WIN AN ENTIRE WEEK

OF LOOTING THE CITY OR TOWN OF THEIR CHOICE.

(APPLAUSE)

AND, IN ADDITION, THE GRAND-PRIZE WINNER

WILL RECEIVE HIS VERY OWN, BRAND NEW, TURBO-CHARGED,

STATE-OF-THE-ART LOOTMOBILE!

(TOGETHER) -WOOOH!

-WHO'S THAT SPINY LITTLE RUNT?

-OH NO! IT'S SONIC!

HE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING.

I'LL WARN THOSE TWO NINCOMPOOPS.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

-UH, HEY, CAN YOU CALL BACK LATER?

I'M JUST ABOUT TO WIN A LOOTMOBILE!

-NO WAY--THAT PRIZE IS MINE! -IT'S MINE!

-IT'S MINE! -IT'S MINE!

-HEY, THEY SAW YOUR LICENSE! -IT IS MINE!

-THAT'S NO GAME SHOW, YOU STEEL-HEADED STUPIDNIKS!

THAT'S...

-EVEN OUR LOSERS GO HOME WITH THIS WONDERFUL SET

OF JIU JITSU KNIVES.

THEY'LL CUT ANYTHING!

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

NOW, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

-OH BOY! MY VERY OWN LOOTMOBILE!

-ME, TOO, ME, TOO!

-ALL RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION:

HOW MANY EGGS IN A DOZEN?

(GAME SHOW "THINKING" MUSIC) -HOW MANY EGGS IN A DOZEN WHAT?

-SONIC: EHHH! OOH, SORRY, TIME'S UP.

BUT WE HAVE A NICE CONSOLATION PRIZE

BEHIND DOOR NUMBER THREE.

A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF WATER!

(GASPING AND SHOUTING)

THEY WERE ALL WASHED UP, ANYWAY.

-GREAT, SONIC. WHAT'S THAT YELLING?

-OWW! OH! OWW! OH!

-YOU NO-GOODNIK! YOU IDIOTNIK!

CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?

-ROBOTNIK: I'LL TRY AGAIN, MOMMY!

-NO, YOU WON'T: IT'S MY TURN,

AND THIS TIME, I'LL GIVE MYSELF A BIRTHDAY PRESENT--

THE CAPTURE OF SONIC!

(GASPING LAUGHTER)

(THEME MUSIC)

-WHAT IS THAT?

(WEEPING)

OH NO, IT'S ROBOTNIK!

NO, IT ISN'T--UNLESS HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A GIRL.

-OH DEAR, I'VE LOST MY LITTLE BOY!

-CAN I HELP YOU FIND HIM?

-NO, NO, NO--IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

I USED TO HAVE A WONDERFUL SON,

BUT HE TURNED BAD.

LOOK--THIS IS MY SON NOW,

AN EVIL MAN.

(EVIL GROWLING AND SHOUTING)

(EXPLOSION)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

OHH, AND I WANTED SO MUCH FOR HIM TO GROW UP

TO BE A LAWYER!

-THERE, THERE. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

-BUT IT IS. WE MOVED, AND I LEFT BEHIND HIS FUZZY WUZZY.

-HIS FUZZY WUZZY?

-HE WAS SUCH A NICE BABY.

BUT WHEN HE LOST HIS FAVORITE STUFFED TOY,

HE TURNED BAD.

(CHOMPING NOISE)

OH, IF ONLY ROBOTNIK COULD HAVE HIS FUZZY WUZZY BACK,

I JUST KNOW HE'D BE A GOOD BOY AGAIN.

-I'LL HELP YOU, MA'AM.

WHERE IS THIS FUZZY WUZZY?

-IT'S IN OUR OLD HOME IN CHAOS CITY.

OH, IT'S MUCH TOO LONG A JOURNEY FOR AN OLD WOMAN LIKE ME.

A BIG LAD LIKE YOU IS OLD ENOUGH

TO MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS, RIGHT?

-OKAY, I'LL GO NOW.

BUT I GOTTA LEAVE SONIC A NOTE.

-HERE'S SOMETHING TO WRITE WITH.

IT HAS THE ADDRESS OF OUR HOUSE IN CHAOS CITY ALREADY ON IT.

NOW, BE SURE YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE GOING BY WAY

OF PANDEMONIUM PASS.

-ALL SET, MA'AM!

-SUCH A GOOD BOY.

AND SO GULLIBLE, HA-HA-HA-HA!

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

-WHOA, THAT PIECE OF PAPER HAD MY NAME ON IT!

DEAR SONIC...

MOMMA ROBOTNIK?

TAILS IS IN DEEP DOG FOOD.

-MMM-MMM! COME TO ZE GREAT CAJUN CHILI DOG COOK-OFF.

FREE SAMPLES. FREE. FREE!

-WHOA!

(SNIFFING) YUM!

I NEVER PASS UP A FREE SAMPLE OF CHILI DOGS.

(CHEWING)

ARGH! ARRGGHH!

-I GUA-RAN-TEE YOU WILL NEVER EAT ANOTHER ONE!

NO, NO, NO, NO HA-HA-HA!

(GROWLING)

-I'VE HEARD OF CHILI WITH A BITE...

BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

-I GOT YA, I GOT YA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

-OH, WHAT SHALL I DO?

(ROARING)

NOT YOU AGAIN, COCONOISE!

-THAT'S "COCONUTS," AND YOU, AND YOU--NEVER MIND.

(REMOTE BEEPING)

(ROARING)

(REMOTE BEEPING)

♪

ARRGGHH!

(EXPLOSION)

-I HATE TO SPILL THE BEANS, BUT YOU'RE HEADING FOR A FALL!

♪

-HUH?

(CLANKING THUD)

LET GO OF ME, YA STUPID POT!

-DON'T BOTHER TO GET UP, I'LL SHOW MYSELF OUT.

SEE YA AROUND, 'NUTS!

(DARK, OMINOUS MUSIC)

(THEME MUSIC) -SCRATCH: IT'S HIM!

GET THE TRAP READY.

-THIS SURE LOOKS LIKE A TRAP.

BUT WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT A LITTLE ADVENTURE?

(MASSIVE THUDDING)

(HUFFING AND PUFFING)

-COULDN'T YOU HAVE PICKED A LIGHTER BOULDER?

-NOT IF WE WANNA BE SURE AND STOP THAT HEDGEHOG

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

NOW!

-HEY, BIG ROCK HEADED MY WAY.

-WE GOT HIM NOW!

(CACKLING)

UH-OH!

-WHADDYA MEAN, "UH-OH"?

-SAD "UH-OH"!

(EERIE MUSIC)

-BOY, AM I IN TROUBLE.

-HMM. YOU KNOW, I THINK I SAW THIS MANSION

ON "LIFESTYLES OF THE MEAN AND ROTTEN."

(OFFSCREEN) -TAILS: SONIC! OVER HERE!

HELP!

-YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO GO OFF WITHOUT ME, LITTLE BUD.

-HURRY, SONIC, BEFORE--

(OFFSCREEN) -MOMMA: BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?

BUT IT ALREADY IS!

(LAUGHING)

HOW NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SONIC.

I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

-ROBOTNIK IN A DRESS?

-IT'S HIS MOM, SHE'S EVEN WORSE.

-IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE ROBOTNIK, YOU'VE SEEN 'EM ALL.

LET'S SKID, KID!

(OFFSCREEN) -MOMMA: OH NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

NOT BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

(EXPLOSION)

-THANKS, BUT WE'RE NOT STAYIN'.

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

-SONIC, WE'RE TRAPPED!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

-UH, HOW 'BOUT WE TAKE IN A MOVIE, THEN GRAB DINNER?

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: VERY FUNNY, BUT YOU WON'T BE AROUND

WHEN DESSERT IS SERVED, HEDGEHOG!

-AWW, GEE, THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH ROBOTNIKS.

-TIME YOU MET THE OTHER PARTY GUESTS.

(FIERCE GROWLING)

OH, SONIC--THIS IS FUZZY WUZZY, HA-HA-HA!

("TARZAN"-TYPE YELL)

-THAT'S THE LITTLE FUZZY WUZZY I CAME LOOKING FOR?

-I'D HATE TO SEE THE BIG FUZZY WUZZY.

-LEMME SHOW YOU A FEW OF FUZZY WUZZY'S TRICKS.

-SO? BET HE CAN'T SIT UP AND BEG.

-NO, BUT YOU CAN... BEG FOR MERCY, THAT IS.

-LET'S WAIL, TAILS!

(THEME MUSIC)

-HELP ME, SONIC, HELP ME, FAST!

♪

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY FUZZY WUZZY?

MY FUZZY WUZZY!

-THAT HEDGEHOG SHORT-CIRCUITED THAT STUPID TOY OF YOURS

AND IT'S GONE BONKERS.

-SOMEONE HELP MY FUZZY WUZZY!

SOMEONE HELP HIM!

-YOU REALLY LIKE THAT THING?

-OH, PLEASE HELP MY FUZZY WUZZY!

PLEASE!

-PROMISE TO BE GOOD?

-ANYTHING, JUST SAVE HIM!

(CLANKING THUD)

(OFFSCREEN) -MOMMA: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO PROMISE TO BE GOOD.

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: NO, MOMMA, NO!

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(REPEATED THWACKING)

(TOY BIRTHDAY HORN)

-♪ WE WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ♪

♪ WE WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ♪

♪ AND A ROTTEN NEXT YEAR! ♪

(SIREN BLARING)

-COME ON, MOMMA ROBOTNIK.

TIME TO GO BACK TO THE HOME.

-NO, NO, I WON'T GO!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

(TIRES SQUEALING, SIREN BLARING)

-MOMMA, NO!

SHE'S GONE. SHE'S GONE!

(WEEPING) SHE'S GONE.

YEAH! SHE'S GONE!

(SIREN WAILING)

(THWACK)

-HOW'D THOSE GUYS KNOW MOMMA ROBOTNIK WAS HERE?

-BEFORE I CAME HERE, I MADE A QUICK CALL.

-YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING, HUH, SONIC?

-HEY--IS A CHILI DOG NATURE'S MOST PERFECT FOOD?

-NOPE.

-NOPE?

-NO, TWO CHILI DOGS ARE NATURE'S MOST PERFECT FOOD!

-YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET'S GO GET A COUPLE.

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

P.U.! THAT'S WAY STALE, GUYS.

(INHALING) AHH!

NOTHIN' LIKE THE FRESH SMELL OF THE FOREST TO CLEAR OUT

THE OLD GRAY MATTER.

THAT'S 'CAUSE PLANTS AND TREES MAKE OXYGEN IN THEIR LEAVES.

AND YOUR BODY NEEDS OXYGEN.

YOU CAN'T RUN WITHOUT IT.

SO IF YOU LIVE IN THE CITY, DO YOUR LUNGS A FAVOR:

PLANT A TREE.

NOW, IF ONLY CHILI DOGS GREW ON TREES.

♪

(OFFSCREEN) -GIRLS: COOKIE JAR!

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