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(CLOCK TICKING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #1: HANG ON!

EDGAR WILL SAVE YOU!

-GO ON, ELLIE!

CALL FOR HELP!

-OH NO, AN AVALANCHE!

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AND A FOREST FIRE!

OH HELP!

SAVE ME!

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-YAY!

-WHAT'S THAT?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EDGAR EAGLE,

CHAMPION OF THE SKIES.

-ALL RIGHT, EDGAR!

-RELAX, ELLIE.

IT TAKES MORE THAN A FEW ROCKS

TO FAZE EDGAR EAGLE.

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HI-YA!

AH, THERE.

NOW, IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A WISH.

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-OH, EDGAR, MY HERO.

-OH, DID YOU SEE THAT?

SMASHED THEM INTO PEBBLES.

-YEAH, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO BE LIKE HIM?

-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

-OH, WE WERE JUST, UH, WAITING FOR THE NEWS,

YOUR NASTINESS.

-YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

WE WANTED TO SEE IF WE DID ANYTHING ROTTEN TODAY.

-SILENCE!

-YES, YOUR ROTTENNESS.

-HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

DING MATS TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL

WITH YOUR SPARE TIME?

LIKE, UH, KISSING MY FEET.

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ALL RIGHT, DINGBOTS, BREAK TIME IS OVER.

WE'VE GOT A HEDGEHOG TO HUNT.

-HE CALLED ME A DINGBOT

AND YOU SAID HE DIDN'T LOVE ME.

-OKAY, WHY DON'T WE HAVE A RACE?

WHOEVER CATCHES SONIC FIRST IS THE ONE

THE MASTER LOVES BEST.

OH, AND I'M THE FASTEST.

SO IF I WERE YOU, I'D QUIT NOW.

-OH!

ANYBODY CAN BE FAST IF THEY HAVE TRACKS.

(OFFSCREEN) -EDGAR: TIRED OF BEING SLOW AS A TORTOISE?

WHY BE A SLOW POKE WHEN YOU CAN EXPERIENCE

THE THRILL OF FASTER THAN EAGLE FLIGHT?

-OH, OH, OH!

TELL ME, TELL ME HOW!

-FOR YOUR EASY TO BUILD EAGLE-COPTER KIT,

JUST SEND 1,000 MOBIUMS TO EDGAR EAGLE,

BOX 555, MOBIUM CITY STUDIOS.

AND IF YOU HURRY, YOU'LL RECEIVE AN AUTHENTIC

EDGAR EAGLE SCARF AND HELMET SET FREE.

-YOU'VE HAD IT, HEDGEHOG!

HMM, NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FIT TAB A-392

INTO SLOT Z-427.

WOO!

OH, IS THAT

SLOT X-427?

"NOW ATTACH THE PARABOLIC MATRIX

TO THE DOOHIKY TO THE OSCILLATOR FRAMIS

AND TURN TWO FULL TURNS CLOCKWISE."

NO PROBLEM.

ONE MORE TURN.

AH!

HELP!

WHOA!

(ZANY MUSIC)

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EASY TO BUILD?

HA!

THIS THING BETTER ZAP SONIC GOOD.

NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS START 'ER UP.

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WOO!

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-BOY OH BOY, WHAT A DAY, HUH, KID?

-IT'S AWFUL PEACEFUL, SONIC.

-IT'S GOOD FOR YA, LITTLE GUY.

MAKES YA APPRECIATE THE SIMPLE THINGS.

LIKE...

LIKE FRESH JALAPEÑOS ON YOUR CHILI DOG.

-NOW I GET IT.

YOU THINK FARMER PECK WILL GIVE US A CHILI DOG.

-COULD BE.

HE SURE WAS HOT TO GET US OUT HERE.

-I WONDER WHY HE SOUNDED SO WORRIED.

-HE MUST BE ONE OF THOSE JUMPY TYPES.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG OUT HERE?

COWS MOOING, BIRDS SINGING, BEES BUZZING.

BUZZING REAL LOUD.

-EAT FLAMING EGG BOMBS, HEDGEHOG!

HA-HA-HA!

-OOPS!

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #1: COME BACK HERE, YOU PRICKLY PEST!

WHERE'D HE GO?

WHERE'D HE GO?

-ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, PULL OVER.

-OH COME ON, OFFICER.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

-LET'S GO, BUDDY.

DOWN!

-OH FUDGE!

-OPERATING AN EAGLE-COPTER

WITHOUT A SEATBELT.

OPERATING AN EAGLE-COPTER

WITHOUT ENOUGH BRAINS TO RUN A LITTLE RED WAGON.

-NOW WAIT A MINUTE, OFFICER!

-NO, YOU WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU ROBOT CHICKENS MAKE ME SICK!

GET A COUPLE OF PINTS OF MOTOR OIL IN YA

AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY.

OKAY, MISTER, YOU CHILL RIGHT THERE.

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #1: GOLLY, OFFICER, HOW LONG?

-'TIL YOU GET A CLUE, GEEK.

-OH NO, IT'S YOU!

OKAY, HEDGEHOG, IT'S PAYBACK TIME!

HA-HA-HA!

I'LL BLOW HIM TO SMITHEREENS.

I'LL BLAST HIM TO KINGDOM COME.

I'LL--

-COMPLIMENTARY CHILI DOG, SIR?

-AH!

-SORRY, SIR, NO SMOKING.

-WOO!

-BEGINNING OUR APPROACH TO MOBIUS INTERNATIONAL.

EGG BOMB CANONS IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION.

HAPPY LANDINGS!

-I'LL GET YOU, SONIC!

AH!

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-I THINK HE'S GONNA NEED A NEW PAINT JOB.

LET'S GLIDE, CLYDE.

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-MY GOODNESS!

WHAT HAPPENED?

-OH.

SOMETHING HAPPENED?

-WHO ARE YOU, SIR?

-IT TAKES MORE THAN AN UNSCHEDULED LANDING

TO STOP EDGAR EAGLE!

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-OH, I JUST HOPE SONIC GETS HERE.

I'M STARTING TO WISH I'D SAID YES

TO THAT ROBOTNIK FELLER.

-SORRY WE'RE LATE, FARMER PECK.

-YOU OUGHTA SLOW DOWN, SON.

-GOTTA HOP, POP.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SONIC.

NOW, HOW CAN WE HELP?

-SO THEN THIS ROBOTNIK FELLER

OFFERS ME TWO MOBIUMS FOR MY WHOLE FARM.

-GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T TAKE 'EM.

THEY WERE PROBABLY COUNTERFEIT.

-HE SAID HE WAS GONNA BUILD

THE BIGGEST ROBOT FACTORY ON MOBIUS

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FARM.

WHAT ABOUT IT, SONIC?

CAN YOU YA HELP ME?

-DO BLUE HEDGEHOGS HAVE RED SNEAKERS?

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #2: HA-AH!

AT LAST I'VE GOT HIM!

THE SPINY LITTLE SAP.

DOES HE THINK HE CAN SNEEZE AT A GENIUS

OF MY CALIBER?

-YEAH, HE COULD SPREAD GERMS.

-MORON!

GET ME THE DEVICE.

IT ALMOST HURTS BEING SO BRILLIANT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, CHIPS FOR BRAINS?

-UM...

-AT LAST VILLAINS WILL BE ABLE TO PROTECT

THEIR HEINOUS GIZMOS FROM BUSYBODIES LIKE SONIC.

-I GET IT.

YOU'LL CHANGE THEIR CHANNELS.

-NUMSKULL!

IT'S THE REMOTE FOR THE ROBOTNIK

DIABOLICAL MACHINE ALARM.

OBSERVE.

-HMM, BE FUN TO THRASH HIM

WITH A GOOD OLD TRIPLE SPIN.

NAH.

BETTER PUT 'EM IN REVERSE

SO THEY'LL CLEAN UP THIS MESS.

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #2: ATTENTION!

THESE VEHICLES ARE OFF LIMITS

TO UNAUTHORIZED HEDGEHOGS.

TRESPASSERS WILL BE SUBJECTED

TO MINDLESS VIOLENCE.

-TAKE A HIKE, LARDNIK.

ON SECOND THOUGHT.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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HMM, THIS CALLS FOR PLAN B.

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THERE, ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE STRATEGY.

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: MINE FIELD ACTIVATED!

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-I HOPE SONIC'S ALL RIGHT.

-THAT ROBOTNIK'S A MENACE.

MY SNEAKER CAME UNTIED.

-LOOK WHO I FOUND DOWN BY THE BARN.

-OH I'LL BITE, HENRIETTA.

WHO?

-NOW, PAPA, YOU KNOW WHO HE IS.

HE'S A BIG STAR.

-A STAR?

(OFFSCREEN) -HENRIETTA: YES, EDGAR EAGLE.

CAN'T YOU SEE HIS OFFICIAL HELMET AND SCARF?

HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HIMSELF.

WHAT A HERO!

-GEE, SONIC, WHAT'S WITH SCRATCH?

-OFF HAND, I'D SAY HE'S TOTALLY TWEAKED.

UH-OH, ROBOTNIK'S MACHINE!

-OH, PAPA, WHERE WILL WE GO?

-DON'T WORRY, ELLIE.

THIS IS A JOB FOR EDGAR EAGLE!

-OH NO!

HE'LL GET US BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!

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I'VE GOTTA STOP THAT MISGUIDED CHICKEN

BEFORE HE BLOWS US ALL UP.

-IT TAKES MORE THAN A FEW TOY TRUCKS

TO FAZE EDGAR EAGLE!

NOW, GET THOSE MACHINES OUT OF HERE

BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!

-THAT DINGBOT!

I'M GOING TO REPROGRAM HIM AS AN UMBRELLA STAND!

-LOOKS LIKE BIG BROTHER FINALLY

POPPED A TRANSISTOR.

-HEY, SCRATCH!

-OOH, LOOKS LIKE SCRATCH

FINALLY DID SOMETHING USEFUL.

-COME BACK HERE, YA SILLY CLUCK.

THOSE MACHINES WILL FRY YA.

-ARE YOU ADDRESSING ME, SIR?

-STOP FOOLING AROUND, WILL YA?

THOSE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS.

-HA, DANGER IS EDGAR EAGLE'S MIDDLE NAME.

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-SCRATCH DID SOMETHING USEFUL?

-USE YOUR LENSES, PINHEAD!

HE LURED SONIC RIGHT INTO A TRAP.

NOW I'M GOING TO SET THE MACHINE'S

WEAPON SYSTEMS TO MAXIMUM POWER.

HA-HA-HA!

THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT MAKES BEING

A ROTTEN VILLAIN WORTHWHILE.

-VERY WELL, I'LL HAVE TO TURN OFF

THESE MACHINES MYSELF.

-SAYONARA, SONIC!

-BUT, BUT, YOUR GROSSNESS,

YOU'LL BLOW UP SCRATCH, TOO!

-PITY.

-WOO!

AH-H-H!

-OH!

OH, EDGAR!

DARLING!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, EDGAR?

-GEE, SONIC, HE THINKS HE'S THAT EAGLE GUY ON T.V.

-I'M AFRAID EDGAR EAGLE ISN'T WHAT HE USED TO BE.

I SHOULD'VE RESCUED YOU.

-NO PROBLEMO, EDGAR.

BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT A GUY

CALLED DR. ROBOTNIK?

-UH, SOMEHOW THE NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

ROBOTNIK.

ROBOTNIK.

UH...

-YEAH, HE'S A FAT NO-GOOD-NIK.

-WAIT A MINUTE!

FAT?

YES, AND UGLY?

-WHOA, LITTLE BRO, I GOT A BUMPING IDEA.

COME ON!

-TIGHTER!

PULL THAT CORSET TIGHTER, YOU KLUTZBOT!

I HAVE TO LOOK MY BEST FOR THE OPENING

OF MY NEW ROBOT FACTORY.

-AH!

-OOH.

OOH.

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(ZAPPING)

-THAT'S RIGHT!

AND THIS ROBOTNIK GUY HAS

A BIG FORTRESS NEAR HERE AND, AND...

-DON'T STOP NOW.

-AND HE KEEPS THE KEY UNDER THE UNWELCOME MAT.

NOW, HOW DID I REMEMBER THAT?

-THE MACHINES ARE GOING CRAZY!

IF WE DON'T STOP THEM IN A HURRY,

WE'RE DONE FOR!

-AH-H-H!

-THERE HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF GADGET

IN ROBOTNIK'S LAB THAT TURNS THEM OFF AND ON.

-YES, THERE IS!

I REMEMBER A REMOTE CONTROL.

-ALL RIGHT!

I KNEW HE WAS GONNA COME IN HANDY.

LISTEN, UH, EDGAR,

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE US TO ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS

AND HELP US FIND THIS GADGET?

-TO SAVE ELLIE AND HER FOLKS FROM DISASTER?

I'M YOUR EAGLE!

-I'M COMING TOO, YOU WONDERFUL BIRD!

AND DON'T SAY NO.

-BUT, BUT, ELLIE--

-SOMEONE OUGHTA STAY AND LOOK AFTER

YOUR FOLKS, HENRIETTA.

-I'M SURE TAILS WOULDN'T MIND.

WOULD YOU?

-ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OF COURSE I MIND!

-I SURE WISH I COULD REMEMBER HOW I KNOW

SO MUCH ABOUT THIS CROOK, ROBOTNIK.

-OH, IT'LL COME BACK TO YA.

NOT TOO SOON I HOPE.

-THERE IT IS!

(OFFSCREEN) -HENRIETTA: HM, IT CERTAINLY COULD USE SOME NICE CURTAINS.

-SHHH!

FROM HERE ON IN WE BETTER TIPTOE.

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: SONIC AGAIN?

AND THAT CIRCUIT BLOWN SCRATCH?

THIS TIME I'M REALLY GOING

TO NUKE THOSE PESTS.

(PHONE RINGING)

(SNARLING)

-OF COURSE, YOUR PUTRIDNESS.

THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.

HA-HA-HA!

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(OFFSCREEN) -HENRIETTA: OOH, LOOK!

EDGAR, DARLING, HAVE YOU GOT FIVE MOBIUMS?

-THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE.

-YEAH, FIVE MOBIUMS IS WAY HIGH FOR A CHILI DOG.

-IT'S NOT THAT.

THAT'S IT!

-WHAT?

-IT'S ONE OF ROBOTNIK'S TRAPS.

-SO LONG, SUCKERS!

-GLAD YA REMEMBERED.

(OFFSCREEN) -HENRIETTA: HELP!

-HANG ON TIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA BE LANDING AT SONIC SPEED

AND IT'S A GOOD THING I'M USED TO IT.

-WOO-HOO!

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-NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

THE MASTER'S GONNA LOVE ME BEST.

GEE, AN ECLIPSE.

AH!

(PHONE RINGING)

(SNARLING)

YES, YOUR BEASTLINESS.

(SNARLING)

WELL, OF COURSE I'M ALL RIGHT.

I AM JUST FEELING A LITTLE LOW.

-WELL, GET UP HERE FAST!

I JUST SAW THAT HEDGEHOG

ON THE BIG SCREEN.

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: WE CAN'T JUST WALK IN.

ROBOTNIK MUST BE EXPECTING US.

-HMM, YOU GUYS WAIT HERE.

(DOOR BELL)

WHERE IS HE?

WHERE'S THE PATIENT?

-WHO?

-UH-OH, YOU SOUND PRETTY BAD.

-I DO?

-HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.

HMM.

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-HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

-OKAY, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR TONGUE.

UH-OH.

I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

WHAT'S THAT?

-AM I GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR?

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: JUST AS SOON AS I TIE UP SOME LOOSE ENDS.

-LOOSE ENDS?

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-THERE.

YOU CAN PAY THE NURSE ON THE WAY OUT.

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COME ON, SCR--

I MEAN, EDGAR.

YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE FOR STOPPING THOSE MACHINES.

-I CAN ALMOST REMEMBER.

YES!

THE REMOTE CONTROL WAS IN HIS LAB COAT POCKET.

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-ALL RIGHT!

I GOT IT!

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: YOU GOT TROUBLE, SPINELESS.

-YOU'RE TOO LATE, SLOWBOTNIK.

-SAYS WHO?

YOU'RE DEALING WITH AN EQUAL

OPPORTUNITY VILLAIN, HEDGEHOG.

GRAB THE FEMALE!

(OFFSCREEN) -HENRIETTA: HELP!

EDGAR!

EDGAR, DARLING, SAVE ME!

-WHAT?

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(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: ONE MORE STEP AND SHE'S ROAST TURKEY.

RIGHT NOW HAND ME THE REMOTE.

-WOO-HOO!

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-GET OFF ME, YOU PSYCHO!

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: WOO-HOO!

WHERE AM I, MASTER?

-WHAT'S HE MEAN "MASTER"?

-SONIC HAS MY REMOTE CONTROL!

STOP HIM!

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-OOPS, GUESS IT BROKE.

-NO!

HE PUT THE MACHINES IN REVERSE.

THEY'LL BE COMING HERE!

WITHOUT THE REMOTE, I CAN'T STOP THEM.

-WHAT SHOULD WE DO, YOUR SNEAKINESS?

-START PACKING.

BUT NOT UNTIL I TURN THIS DUMB-BOT

INTO A TOASTER OVEN!

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: OH!

(OFFSCREEN) -FARMER PECK: I CAN'T THANK YOU FELLAS ENOUGH.

THOSE MACHINES PUT EVERYTHING BACK

THE WAY IT USED TO BE.

-YEAH, THEY DID THAT AT ROBOTNIK'S PLACE, TOO.

-NOW HIS FORTRESS IS JUST A BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND.

-THERE'S JUST ONE THING WRONG.

-WHAT'S THAT?

-POOR HENRIETTA.

THAT FOOL CHICKEN BROKE HER HEART.

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-NO PROB.

SONIC'S ON THE JOB.

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-HI, SONIC.

WE CAME AS FAST AS WE COULD.

AH.

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SHALL WE GO FOR A WALK?

-SAY, ISN'T THAT THE ACTOR

THAT PLAYS EDGAR EAGLE ON THE T.V.?

-I JUST TOLD HIM THAT HENRIETTA

THOUGHT HE WAS THE HANDSOMEST EAGLE

ON ALL OF MOBIUS.

-BY GOLLY, SONIC, YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING.

-YEAH.

SOMEDAY I MIGHT EVEN HAVE MY OWN T.V. SHOW

LIKE EDGAR EAGLE.

WE'LL CALL IT "ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG".

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THE FIRST CONTESTANT TO FLY AROUND THAT PYLON AND BACK

WILL BE DECLARED THE REAL EDGAR EAGLE.

GO!

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-I'M EDGAR EAGLE!

I WON!

-SORRY, SCRATCH, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED.

A REAL HERO ALWAYS WEARS HIS SAFETY BELT.

THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, PAL.

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(OFFSCREEN) -FEMALE #1: COOKIE JAR!

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