Original subtitles

(CLOCK TICKING)

(CLOCK RINGING)

(EXCITING THEME MUSIC)

♪

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #1: NINCOM-BOTS!

METAL MORONS!

IDIOTS!

ROBOTIC REJECTS!

SEDITIOUS SLABS OF INSALUBRIOUS CIRCUITRY!

YOU...YOU...YOU... NINCOM-BOTS!

-EXCUSE ME, YOUR VICIOUSNESS.

YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.

-THEN ALLOW ME TO REPEAT MYSELF YET AGAIN!

YOU ARE NINCOM-BOTS!

(SINISTER MUSIC)

(HEAD CREAKING)

HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GET RID OF SONIC

WITH SUCH UNRELIABLE HELP?

(DOORBELL RINGS) (OFFSCREEN) -MALE #2: HELLO?

YOU IN THERE.

HELLO, HELLO?

(TRACKS SQUEAKING)

HOW ARE YA, HOW ARE YA, HOW ARE YA?

WES WEASLEY'S THE NAME, INSANE'S THE GAME.

YOU NEED IT, I GOT IT, DON'T GOT IT, I'LL GET IT.

OOP, SORRY ABOUT THAT, PALSY.

BETTER HAVE THAT LOOKED AT.

-HUH?

-YOU SAY YOU NEED RELIABLE HELP?

WELL, SAY NO MORE, FRIEND.

LOOK NO FURTHER, GO NO FARTHER,

BECAUSE I REPRESENT THE H.D.S.V.A.D.L. COMPANY.

THAT'S RIGHT, H-D-S-V-A-D-L,

AND THAT STANDS FOR HANDY DANDY SUPER VILLAIN

APPLIANCE DISTRIBUTORS, LIMITED.

(GROWLING)

(CHEERY MUSIC)

WITH MY GADGETS, YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED,

EVEN WITH STOOPLINGS.

-I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY.

-ME NEITHER.

(OFFSCREEN) -MALE #1: LISTEN, WEASLEY.

YOU ARE BRASH, ARROGANT, OBNOXIOUS,

PUSHY, RUDE, AND YOU DRESS FUNNY.

YOU'RE MY KIND OF GUY!

-WE LOVE HIM! -WE LOVE HIM!

-WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

-TO CATCH A PESKY GROUNDHOG?

-HEDGEHOG!

HEDGEHOG!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

-I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, FRIEND.

PRESENTING THE H.D.S.V.A.D.L. DARKINATOR.

WHERE THERE'S LIGHT, THERE WON'T BE FOR LONG

WITH THE DARKINATOR.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.

(OFFSCREEN) -BOT #1: HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

-I'M SCARED OF THE DARK, HOLD ME!

-GET OFF OF ME, YOU CHICKEN-HEARTED ROBO CLUCK!

(WAILING)

-OKAY, ENOUGH FREE DEMONSTRATION.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-I LOVE IT!

EVEN SONIC HAS TO SLOW DOWN IN THE DARK.

HOW MUCH?

-FOR YOU, DOC, IT'S THE ONE TIME

SPECIAL HALF PRICE, 100,000 MOBIUMS.

-WHAT?

-IT'S THE SMART CHOICE, PALLY.

I'LL EVEN THROW IN TWO PAIRS OF THESE

NIFTY INFRARED GOGGLES. -WHAT FOR?

(OFFSCREEN) -WEASLEY: IF YOU CAN SEE IN THE DARK

AND SONIC CAN'T, EVEN YOU CAN CATCH HIM.

-I'LL TAKE IT!

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(SPEEDING BY)

♪

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

-HERE COMES THE HEDGEHOG!

(LAUGHING)

ACTIVATE THE DARKINATOR!

♪

-WHOA!

I'VE HEARD OF DARKNESS CREEPING IN,

BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

-I THINK THE DARKINATOR SPRUNG A LEAK.

-QUICK, PUT ON THE SEE-IN-THE-DARK GLASSES.

-TOO LATE, I CAN'T SEE WHERE THEY ARE.

-HA-HA, GOOD THING THOSE DUMB-BOTS

ARE TOO STUPID TO STOOP.

-GROUNDER, ARE YOU THERE?

-I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T SEE WHERE "THERE" IS.

-EXCUSE ME, FELLAS, I'M YOUR LOCAL METER MAID.

I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BOTH PARKED IN A RED ZONE.

-IT'S NOT OUR FAULT, WE CAN'T SEE IT!

-IF YOU DON'T MOVE IMMEDIATELY,

IT'S A 50 MOBIUMS FINE.

(BURNING RUBBER)

(SCREAMING)

(EXPLOSION)

(DEEP MUSIC)

-WHAT A COUPLE OF DUMB-BOTS.

(SPEEDING OFF)

(OFFSCREEN) -WEASLEY: NOT MY FAULT, NOT THE MACHINE'S,

SOMEONE'S TAMPERED WITH IT, WRECKED THE SUCKER.

(SCREAMING)

(GROWLING)

(SINISTER MUSIC)

-WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE?

-SORRY, NULLIFIED WITH THE TAMPERING.

HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

(GROWLING)

BUT, TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

YESSIREE, ROBOTNIK, BABY.

I'VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU.

PRESENTING THE NEW, IMPROVED, UNDENIABLY GROOVED

FREEZE BANGER!

SHOOT A BLAST, THE HEAT IS PAST,

AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG LOSES HIS FAST.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.

(LASER FIRING)

(ROBOTNIK SCREAMING)

-GREAT.

I'LL TAKE TWO.

(FLUTE MUSIC)

-HEY, COME ON, SONIC, YOU CAN'T JUMP FARTHER THAN ME.

-BUDDY, WHEN YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT.

♪

-NOW!

-READY FOR A LITTLE COLD SNAP, HEDGEHOG?

-DID SOMEONE SAY, "SNAP?"

HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HIKE!

(SPIN DASHING)

(FREEZE BANGER FIRING)

-WE'RE FREEZING! -WE'RE FREEZING!

-NO PROBLEM-O, I'LL THAW YOU OUT.

(DEEP MUSIC)

-WHY IS HE HELPING US LIKE THIS? -MAYBE HE LIKES US?

-REALLY? (OFFSCREEN) -BOT 2: WHY NOT?

WE'RE CHARMING, HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT.

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: YEAH.

-HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?

-YEAH, NICE AND TOASTY.

-HANG IN THERE, IT'S GONNA GET TOASTIER!

(SPIN DASHING)

-OOH, I THINK YOU'RE STARTING TO BLUSH!

-I THINK YOU'RE STARTING TO MELT!

WHOA, WE'RE MELTING! -WE ARE MELTING!

(OFFSCREEN) -BOT 2: WE'RE MELTING! -HELP, WE'RE MELTING!

-WE'RE MELTING, HELP! -WE'RE MELTING, HELP!

(SIZZLING)

DOES THIS MEAN THE HEDGEHOG

DOESN'T THINK WE'RE CHARMING,

HANDSOME, AND INTELLIGENT?

(GROWLING)

-YOU TWO ARE INCREDIBLE.

I GIVE YOU SURE-FIRE SCHEMES,

AND YOU'RE THE ONLY THINGS THAT CATCH FIRE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BOTHERING TO REPAIR YOU.

I'M JUST TOO SENTIMENTAL FOR MY OWN GOOD.

(LAUGHING)

-I'M BACK!

-MUCH TOO SENTIMENTAL.

♪

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

-GOOD AS NEW.

(OFFSCREEN) -WEASLEY: HOW ARE YA, HOW ARE YA, HOW ARE YA?

CELEBRATING A GREAT VICTORY FOR THE FREEZE BANGER?

-YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUT US THROUGH?

-YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FREEZE BANGER AND--

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: HOLD IT.

(SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

-NO NEED TO SING MY PRAISES.

NO NEED TO CHEER, JUST GIVE A CALL

AND WES WEASLEY'S HERE.

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: "MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE," YOU SAID.

PAY UP.

-IF THE FAILURE WAS OUR PART,

I'D BE GLAD TO, BUT WE'RE TALKING

PILOT ERROR HERE.

-THEN SOMEONE BETTER PAY!

(SHIVERING)

OR ELSE!

♪

-TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH GOOD CUSTOMERS,

I'M GONNA LET YOU GET THE FIRST CRACK

AT OUR NEWEST DOOZY.

PRESENTING EL FABULOSO, EL STUPENDO,

EL INCREDIBILISSIMO, SUPER-DUPER GRAVITY STOPPER!

-THIS BETTER BE GOOD, WEASLEY.

-ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE, YOUR ROBOTNIK-NESS.

(LASER FIRING)

(GROANING)

(WAILING)

-HELP, I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!

-WOOHOO, GET ME DOWN, I FLUBBED FLYING!

(METAL CRASHING)

-WORKS LIKE A CHARM, DOESN'T IT?

-I LIKE IT, SONIC WILL HATE IT.

NO GRAVITY, NO FRICTION, NO SPEED!

-NOT A BAD GIMMICK, HUH?

AND IF YOU BUY NOW, I'LL THROW IN

A COUPLE OF PAIRS OF THESE NIFTY

SELF-GRAVITY BOOTS.

(POPPING)

-WE'LL TAKE IT!

NOW GET US DOWN.

-ASK AND YOU WILL RECEIVE,

O SUPREME SUPPLIER OF ENDLESS CASH.

(SCREAMING)

(SMASHING)

-YOU DUMB-BOTS, GET OFF ME

AND GO GET THAT HEDGEHOG!

AH!

(SOMBER MUSIC)

-WE'VE BEEN ON THE GO FOR HOURS, SONIC.

CAN'T WE TAKE A BREAK?

-OKAY, SQUIRT, TAKE A LOAD OFF.

I HATE SITTIN' AROUND WITH NOTHING GOING ON.

-"NOTHING GOING ON?"

-OKAY, SO ROBOTNIK'S BADNIKS CAME AT ME

WITH A DARK RAY AND A FREEZE RAY.

-WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

-ACTION, JACKSON!

(FEET PEDALING)

(SPEEDING OFF)

(EXCITING MUSIC)

♪

THERE, THAT'S BETTER!

(JUMPING)

(SPIN DASHING)

YOU READY TO GO YET?

(SIGHS)

SORRY, LITTLE BRO, JUST KEEP CHILLIN'.

I KNOW YOU'RE POOPED.

(SINISTER MUSIC)

-HE WANTS ACTION?

HE'LL GET ACTION.

(LASER FIRING)

-SONIC, WHAT HAPPENED?

-WE ZAPPED YA, BRAT!

-YEAH, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

(LAUGHING)

-OH YEAH?

(SPOOKY MUSIC)

-HUH?

I'M WEIGHTLESS.

(OFFSCREEN) BOT #2: WHOA, GROUNDER, LOOK AT THAT.

THE HEDGEHOG CAN'T RUN AND HE CAN'T HIDE!

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

YEAH, AND WE'VE GOT SELF-GRAVITY BOOTS.

YOU'RE A GONER, HEDGEHOG, NA, NA, NA-NA, NA!

-SONIC, USE YOUR SPEED!

-CAN'T, WITHOUT GRAVITY, I CAN'T GET ANY FOOTING.

-HIS SPEED IS USELESS.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS TO HEAR THAT.

-WE WERE ONLY BUILT FOUR MONTHS AGO.

-WELL, IT FEELS LIKE YEARS.

-OKAY, GUYS, NICE TRICK, YOU GOT US.

WANNA BRING US DOWN NOW?

(OFFSCREEN) -BOT #2: NAH.

WE WANNA WATCH YOU SQUIRM!

-YEAH, YOU BLUE FUR BALL.

-COME ON, GUYS.

YOU WON, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NASTY.

-AW, I'M SORRY.

NO, I'M NOT, LET'S GO SCRATCH,

LET'S GET 'EM DOWN SO WE CAN COLLECT A REWARD.

-NOT SO FAST, I'M ENJOYING HAVING HIM HELPLESS.

(LAUGHING)

-JUST TURN OFF THAT GRAVITY STOPPER RAY,

AND WE'RE YOURS.

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

♪

-WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

-WE'RE DUMB, BUT WE'RE NOT THAT DUMB.

-THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE NOT THAT DUMB!

WE'RE NOT?

-OF COURSE NOT!

IF WE SHUT OFF THE GRAVITY STOPPER MACHINE,

SONIC WILL FALL BACK TO THE GROUND AND RUN AWAY.

-OH YEAH, I KNEW THAT!

-ACTUALLY, GUYS, WE CAN GET AWAY

EVEN FASTER UP HERE. -WHAT?

-SURE, WITH NO GRAVITY TO PULL HIM DOWN,

TAILS CAN TOW ME ANYPLACE I WANT TO GO!

RIGHT, LITTLE BRO?

-PILOT TO PASSENGERS, PREPARE TO ESCAPE!

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: WE GOTTA STOP HIM!

-HOLD IT.

THERE'S ONE FLAW IN THIS PLAN I DIDN'T THINK OF.

-WHAT?

-ONE OF THE KLUTZ-BOTS COULD TAKE OFF

HIS SELF-GRAVITY BOOTS AND COME UP HERE AND CATCH US.

-REALLY?

-YEAH, BUT THEY'D NEVER THINK OF DOING THAT.

-OH, WOULDN'T WE?

(TAILS' TAILS SPINNING)

♪

(GRUNTING)

♪

OOPS, I MISSED.

-SWIM ABOUT THREE FEET THIS WAY AND TRY AGAIN.

(GROANING)

NOPE.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE STRANDED UP HERE

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

-STRANDED?

-UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU TELL YOUR BUDDY

TO SHUT OFF THE MACHINE.

-GROUNDER, SHUT IT OFF!

♪

(LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

-THAT'S LIFE, GUYS.

UPS AND DOWNS, UPS AND DOWNS.

(SINISTER MUSIC)

(SMASHING)

-WHY DO I ALWAYS END UP IN THE RECYCLING BUSINESS?

♪

-THANKS, YOUR MALICIOUSNESS.

THAT'S A REAL LOAD OFF MY MIND.

(PUMPING UP)

-AH, I FEEL LIKE ME AGAIN.

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: JUST MY LUCK.

(OFFSCREEN) -WEASLEY: HOW ARE YA, HOW ARE YA, FRIENDS?

NICE TO BE BACK, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE

TO ARRANGE AN ESCORT.

A SIMPLE MESSAGE TO MY FAX MACHINE WOULD HAVE WORKED.

-I'LL GIVE YOU A SIMPLE MESSAGE TO YOUR THROAT!

(GROWLING)

-I CAN SEE YOU'RE SLIGHTLY UPSET,

BUT WE STAND BEHIND OUR PRODUCTS,

SO, I'M PREPARED TO REFUND YOUR MONEY.

YOU SAY THE GRAVITY STOPPER CANNON DIDN'T WORK?

-OH, NO, THAT WORKED FINE.

IT WAS THE SELF-GRAVITY NET THAT MESSED US UP.

-THE NET?

WELL, THAT PRESENTS A PROB', PALLY.

I THREW IT IN FOR NOTHING,

SO THERE'S NOTHING TO REFUND.

(GROWLING)

(STEAMING)

-CHEATER!

RAPSCALLION!

FLIMFLAMMER!

-DON'T GET SO HARD-BOILED.

I'LL MAKE IT RIGHT, TRUST ME.

-YOU HAVE SOLD ME CONTRAPTION AFTER CONTRAPTION,

AND NONE OF THEM WORK!

-AU CONTRAIRE, MON OMELETTE.

IT'S YOUR TWO STOOGES WHO DON'T WORK.

MY MACHINES HAVE PERFORMED AS PROMISED.

-HM, YOU HAVE A POINT.

-TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

YOU, PALSY, WILL BE THE FIRST TO TRY

THE ALL NEW, THE ONE, THE ONLY, H.D.S.V.A.D.L. DE-ATOMIZER!

(SINISTER MUSIC)

-WHAT DOES IT DO?

-"WHAT DOES IT DO?"

"WHAT DOES IT DO?"

JUST WATCH!

(FIRING)

-WATCH OUT!

(GASPS)

(SHIMMERING)

-VOILÀ!

-SCRATCH, WH-WHERE ARE YA?

-BUT I DON'T JUST WANT SONIC TO DISAPPEAR.

I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A DUNGEON,

SO I CAN GLOAT AT HIM.

-NO PROBLEM.

YOU JUST MAKE A FEW ADJUSTMENTS

AND MATERIALIZE HIM WHEREVER YOU WANT.

(FIRING)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

-DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

-WHAT'S THAT RED SWITCH?

-DON'T TOUCH THAT, MY FRIEND.

-I'M DR. ROBOTNIK, I TOUCH WHAT I WANT!

(OFFSCREEN) -WEASLEY: BUT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT RED SWITCH DOES,

WE HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TEST IT, YET.

-I'LL TAKE YOUR DE-ATOMIZER, AND YOU, TOO.

YOU'RE GOING ALONG TO SUPERVISE SONIC'S CAPTURE.

-SORRY, DOC, I COULDN'T.

PEOPLE TO SAY, PLACES TO GO,

PRODUCTS TO PEDDLE.

-WRONG!

INCORRECT!

UNACCEPTABLE!

-ANYTHING YOU SAY, PALSY.

-AND IF THIS NEWEST GADGET OF YOURS

DOESN'T GET RESULTS, YOU'RE HISTORY, "PALSY."

-HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'?

-I'M A DOOR-TO-DOOR, TYRANT-TO-TYRANT SALESMAN,

I'M REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE OUT IN THE FIELD.

-SIT.

(FUNKY MUSIC)

-HERE THEY COME, GIVE ME THE DE-ATOMIZER.

WHAT SWITCH IS IT, AGAIN?

-NO, NOT... THE RED ONE!

(SHIVERING)

(SCREAMING)

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: TAILS, LOOK OUT!

-HEY!

(SCREAMING)

-WHOA!

I'M SPLITTING!

♪

-WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

THE RED SWITCH MAKES IT A CLONER!

-OOH, DR. ROBOTNIK'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS!

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: YEAH, INSTEAD OF GETTING RID OF SONIC,

WE GOT FIVE OF HIM!

-DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKING COOL,

LET'S GET POPPIN'!

READY...

(SPIN DASHING)

(CHOPPING CORN STALKS)

AIM...

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

FIRE...

(SCREECHING)

AND FIRE!

(POPPING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

♪

-INCOMING POPCORN, GET US OUT OF HERE!

♪

(CREEPING MUSIC)

-HOLD IT!

-WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?

HOW ARE YA, HOW ARE YA?

-WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT?

-YOU LIKE IT?

DON'T BLAME YA,

GOT LOW MILEAGE, GOOD AS NEW!

YOU WANNA LEASE OR BUY ONE?

-I WANT TO TAKE A VOTE.

HEY, GUYS, IF THIS GADGET ISN'T REVERSIBLE,

SHOULD WE TOSS THIS WEASEL IN JAIL?

-YEAH, YEAH!

-TRUST ME, PALSY, YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.

I'LL PUT YOU BACK IN ONE PIECE IN A JIF!

(WHISTLING)

(SPIN DASHING)

-ALL TOGETHER NOW, SAY CHEESE!

-CHILI DOGS!

(ZAPPING)

WHOA!

(OFFSCREEN) -TAILS: IT'S YOU!

THE ONE AND ONLY!

-YEAH, AND THAT'S THE WAY I WANT TO KEEP IT.

HEY, WHERE'D THAT WEASEL GO?

(SPEEDING OFF)

(SCREECHING)

I DIDN'T GET TO SAY, "THANKS."

WHAT ARE YOU SNEAKING AWAY FOR?

-IT'S NOT YOU, PALSY.

I'M TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ROBOTNIK.

-YOU AND THE REST OF MOBIUS.

-I NEVER SAW A TOUGHER CUSTOMER.

SOMEBODY OUGHTA GIVE HIM WHAT HE DESERVES.

-SOMEBODY JUST MIGHT.

(SINISTER MUSIC)

(ROBOTNIK GROWLING)

-HEY! -HEY!

(GROWLING)

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOTNIK: DUMB-BOTS!

-WE KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL, YOUR VICIOUSNESS.

-YEAH, YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF--

-OW! -OUR MOUTHS.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

-OH?

(SCREAMING)

-THERE, I FEEL MUCH BETTER!

(SNEAKING MUSIC)

(DING)

♪

-KNOCKITY, KNOCKITY, IS THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE AT HOME?

-WHO ARE YOU?

-NAME'S SHARKLY, SAM SHARKLY,

EXECUTIVE SALES MANAGER FOR HANDY DANDY SUPER VILLAIN

APPLIANCE DISTRIBUTIONS, LIMITED.

-WEASLEY'S COMPANY?

GET OUT!

-WES WEASLEY LET YOU DOWN,

BUT I'M HERE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

♪

PRESENTING THE NEW, VASTLY IMPROVED,

SUPER-STUPENDOUS, TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS,

HEDGEHOG-CATCHING VANQUISHER.

-IS THIS LIKE YOUR OTHER FAILURES,

OR DOES IT WORK?

-GOOD QUESTION.

IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE,

IT'S A BRILLIANT CUSTOMER, JUST WATCH.

-OOH!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

-IT'S GOT YOUR BASIC DARKINATOR--

(SQUIRTING)

-WHAT'S THAT NOISE? AH!

-PLUS YOUR STANDARD FREEZE BANGER ACCESSORY,

AND YOUR ADVANCED GRAVITY STOPPER.

(ZAPPING)

-GET ME DOWN!

-OH, UH, WE'LL HELP YOU, YOUR ROTTENNESS!

(SCREAMING)

-AND, FOR THE NEWEST FEATURE THAT

NO HEDGEHOG-HATING FATSO CAN RESIST.

(WHIRRING)

(FIRING)

(WAILING)

♪

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

(MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY)

COMPLIMENTS OF THE HANDY DANDY SUPER VILLAIN

APPLIANCE DISTRIBUTIONS, LIMITED COMPANY,

AND...YOUR FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD FREEDOM-FIGHTER.

♪

BYE, GUYS.

(SPEEDING OFF)

-WE HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

♪

♪

(OFFSCREEN) -WEASLEY: KIDS, IT'S ROBO DUDE!

THE KID'S BEST FRIEND.

HE CLEANS UP YOUR ROOM AND DOES ALL YOUR CHORES

WHILE YOU'RE OUT HAVING FUN!

DON'T BE A DUD, GET A DUDE, ROBO DUDE!

ONLY $9.98, PLUS BATTERIES,

CLEANING ATTACHMENTS, PROGRAM CHIPS,

REMOTE CONTROL, STORAGE UNIT, DUST FILTER, WAX DISPENSER,

AND DISPOSABLE TRASH BAGS, THAT LEAVES $99.98.

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,

IT'S PROBABLY FALSE.

(THEME MUSIC)

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